SNK vs. Capcom: Chaos Dialogue Guide
For the Neo-Geo
Version 0.85 (18 December 2003)
By ProTect (e-mail: protectiam at yahoo dot com)

Copyright (c) 2003 ProTect

The game SNK vs. Capcom: Chaos (hereafter referred to as SvC) and all SvC
characters are copyrights of Playmore (Capcom characters are copyrights of
Capcom).

I do not claim any of the SvC characters as my intellectual property in any
way. My contribution is solely the organization of SvC's English text and
dialogue into one guide.

This guide is mine, ProTect's. Do not post it to public forums without my
permission. Do not in any way claim it as your own.

DO NOT rewrite it and pass it off as your Dialogue Guide for another game!

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----------CONTENTS----------

Guide Disclaimers
Contents
Purpose of This Guide
Victory Quotes
-Kyo Kusanagi
-Iori Yagami
-Ryo Sakazaki
-Terry Bogard
-Mai Shiranui
-Kasumi Todoh
-Kim Kaphwan
-Mr. Karate
-Choi Bounge
-Earthquake
-Genjyuro
-Shiki
-Geese Howard
-Mars People
-Goenitz
-Athena
-Ryu
-Ken Masters
-Chun-Li
-Guile
-Dhalsim
-Balrog
-Vega
-Sagat
-M. Bison
-Akuma
-Hugo
-Tessa
-Zero
-Demitri Maximoff
-Dan Hibiki
-Red Arremer
-Riot Iori
-Serious Mr. Karate
-Violent Ken
-Shin Akuma
Dialogue
-Kyo Kusanagi
-Iori Yagami
-Ryo Sakazaki
-Terry Bogard
-Mai Shiranui
-Kasumi Todoh
-Kim Kaphwan
-Mr. Karate
-Choi Bounge
-Earthquake
-Genjyuro
-Shiki
-Geese Howard
-Mars People
-Goenitz
-Athena
-Ryu
-Ken Masters
-Chun-Li
-Guile
-Dhalsim
-Balrog
-Vega
-Sagat
-M. Bison
-Akuma
-Hugo
-Tessa
-Zero
-Demitri Maximoff
-Dan Hibiki
-Red Arremer
-Riot Iori
-Serious Mr. Karate
-Violent Ken
-Shin Akuma
Endings
-Kyo Kusanagi
-Terry Bogard
-Kasumi Todoh
-Kim Kaphwan
-Earthquake
-M. Bison
-Hugo
Version History
Credits

----------PURPOSE OF THIS GUIDE-----------

This guide is (or will be, when it is in its final form) a collection of all
of SvC's English dialogue into one document.

----------VICTORY QUOTES----------

KYO KUSANAGI

[Generic quotes]
So, tell me. How does it feel to be charcoal?
What's the deal? Not cooked enough, eh?
That reminds me of a joke. Aw come on, hear it out. You got time, right?
Remember the pain of my fist. That is my power!

[vs. Iori:] Haven't you come to grips with reality yet? You can't touch me,
Yagami.
[vs. Goenitz:] Got the picture now? Your "good wind" that blows only fans my
flames!
[vs. Sagat:] That's not what I'd call even close to kick boxing. Just what is
that anyway?
[vs. Riot Iori:] Yagami! I'm telling you to chill, you punchy pinhead!

IORI YAGAMI

[vs. Kyo:] I'll grant a final request: how do you wish to die?
[vs. Iori:] Finished so soon?
[vs. Ryo:] Finished so soon?
[vs. Terry:] Finished so soon?
[vs. Mai:] What you feel is this: pure, unadulterated fear.
[vs. Kasumi:] Finished so soon?
[vs. Kim:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. Choi:] What you feel is this: pure, unadulterated fear.
[vs. Earthquake:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. Genjyuro:] Finished so soon?
[vs. Shiki:] That's it. Be scared... You have much to fear.
[vs. Geese:] That's it. Be scared... You have much to fear.
[vs. Mars People:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. Goenitz:] What you feel is this: pure, unadulterated fear.
[vs. Athena:] Finished so soon? 
[vs. Ryu:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. Ken:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. Chun-Li:] That's it. Be scared... You have much to fear.
[vs. Guile:] Finished so soon?
[vs. Dhalsim:] That's it. Be scared... You have much to fear.
[vs. Balrog:] That's it. Be scared... You have much to fear.
[vs. Vega:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. Sagat:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. M. Bison:] That's it. Be scared... You have much to fear.
[vs. Akuma:] What you feel is this: pure, unadulterated fear.
[vs. Hugo:] Finished so soon?
[vs. Tessa:] Back off, girl nerd. Do you really want to die for your research?
Do you?
[vs. Zero:] That's it. Be scared... You have much to fear.
[vs. Demitri:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. Dan:] What you feel is this: pure, unadulterated fear.
[vs. Red Arremer:] The only monster I need... is the one who lives in me.
[vs. Riot Iori:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Can you shriek no more?
[vs. Violent Ken:] What you feel is this: pure, unadulterated fear.
[vs. Shin Akuma:] Finished so soon?

RYO SAKAZAKI

[vs. Kyo:] Hey, you raucous rube. Thank me after a match is over.
[vs. Iori:] Hey, don't knock me, pal. This is my profession. I lose and
there's no tomorrow.
[vs. Ryo:] Hey, you raucous rube. Thank me after a match is over.
[vs. Terry:] Hey, don't knock me, pal. This is my profession. I lose and
there's no tomorrow.
[vs. Mai:] You got talent, kiddo. How about it? Join my dojo and I'll pump you
up!
[vs. Kasumi:] Kyokugen rules!
[vs. Kim:] Kyokugen rules!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Time you acted your age...
[vs. Choi:] Hey, don't knock me, pal. This is my profession. I lose and
there's no tomorrow.
[vs. Earthquake:] Hey, don't knock me, pal. This is my profession. I lose and
there's no tomorrow.
[vs. Genjyuro:] You got talent, kiddo. How about it? Join my dojo and I'll
pump you up!
[vs. Shiki:] Hey, you raucous rube. Thank me after a match is over.
[vs. Geese:] You got talent, kiddo. How about it? Join my dojo and I'll pump
you up!
[vs. Mars People:] There sure are a lot of freaks in this koo-koo nutty world.
[vs. Goenitz:] Kyokugen rules!
[vs. Athena:] Hey, don't knock me, pal. This is my profession. I lose and
there's no tomorrow.
[vs. Ryu:] Hey, you raucous rube. Thank me after a match is over.
[vs. Ken:] You got talent, kiddo. How about it? Join my dojo and I'll pump you
up!
[vs. Chun-Li:] Hey, you raucous rube. Thank me after a match is over.
[vs. Guile:] Hey, you raucous rube. Thank me after a match is over.
[vs. Dhalsim:] Hey, don't knock me, pal. This is my profession. I lose and
there's no tomorrow.
[vs. Balrog:] Kyokugen rules!
[vs. Vega:] You got talent, kiddo. How about it? Join my dojo and I'll pump
you up!
[vs. Sagat:] Hey, you raucous rube. Thank me after a match is over.
[vs. M. Bison:] You got talent, kiddo. How about it? Join my dojo and I'll
pump you up!
[vs. Akuma:] You got talent, kiddo. How about it? Join my dojo and I'll pump
you up!
[vs. Hugo:] Kyokugen rules!
[vs. Tessa:] There sure are a lot of freaks in this koo-koo nutty world.
[vs. Zero:] Kyokugen rules!
[vs. Demitri:] There sure are a lot of freaks in this koo-koo nutty world.
[vs. Dan:] ...I-I'm sorry. Got a little carried away. Hey, are you really OK?
[vs. Red Arremer:] You got talent, kiddo. How about it? Join my dojo and I'll
pump you up!
[vs. Riot Iori:] You got talent, kiddo. How about it? Join my dojo and I'll
pump you up!
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Time you acted your age...
[vs. Violent Ken:] You got talent, kiddo. How about it? Join my dojo and I'll
pump you up!
[vs. Shin Akuma:] Kyokugen rules!

TERRY BOGARD

[vs. Kyo:] You can't be ready to throw in the towel yet, are you? This wolf's
still pumped!
[vs. Iori:] Get the picture? That's why they call me "the hungry wolf"!
[vs. Ryo:] Hey, lighten up there, pal. See! You got one of those worry
wrinkles between your eyes!
[vs. Terry:] A rematch? Fine. I'm always ready.
[vs. Mai:] Like I told you, I don't know, OK?
[vs. Kasumi:] Like I told you, I don't know, OK?
[vs. Kim:] Hey, lighten up there, pal. See! You got one of those worry
wrinkles between your eyes!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] A rematch? Fine. I'm always ready.
[vs. Choi:] Get the picture? That's why they call me "the hungry wolf"!
[vs. Earthquake:] You can't be ready to throw in the towel yet, are you? This
wolf's still pumped!
[vs. Genjyuro:] Get the picture? That's why they call me "the hungry wolf"!
[vs. Shiki:] A rematch? Fine. I'm always ready.
[vs. Geese:] I know the emptiness of hate-driven battle... but mashing you
sure was fun!
[vs. Mars People:] A little monster disposal. I feel like a movie star!
[vs. Goenitz:] You can't be ready to throw in the towel yet, are you? This
wolf's still pumped!
[vs. Athena:] Get the picture? That's why they call me "the hungry wolf"!
[vs. Ryu:] You can't be ready to throw in the towel yet, are you? This wolf's
still pumped!
[vs. Ken:] Get the picture? That's why they call me "the hungry wolf"!
[vs. Chun-Li:] Hey, lighten up there, pal. See! You got one of those worry
wrinkles between your eyes!
[vs. Guile:] A rematch? Fine. I'm always ready.
[vs. Dhalsim:] Hey, lighten up there, pal. See! You got one of those worry
wrinkles between your eyes!
[vs. Balrog:] A rematch? Fine. I'm always ready.
[vs. Vega:] You can't be ready to throw in the towel yet, are you? This wolf's
still pumped!
[vs. Sagat:] Hey, lighten up there, pal. See! You got one of those worry
wrinkles between your eyes!
[vs. M. Bison:] Hey, lighten up there, pal. See! You got one of those worry
wrinkles between your eyes!
[vs. Akuma:] You can't be ready to throw in the towel yet, are you? This
wolf's still pumped!
[vs. Hugo:] Hey, lighten up there, pal. See! You got one of those worry
wrinkles between your eyes!
[vs. Tessa:] A rematch? Fine. I'm always ready.
[vs. Zero:] Get the picture? That's why they call me "the hungry wolf"!
[vs. Demitri:] A little monster disposal. I feel like a movie star!
[vs. Dan:] You sure got spunk! Maybe, some day... Anyway, hang in there, kid.
[vs. Red Arremer:] A little monster disposal. I feel like a movie star!
[vs. Riot Iori:] You can't be ready to throw in the towel yet, are you? This
wolf's still pumped!
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Get the picture? That's why they call me "the hungry
wolf"!
[vs. Violent Ken:] Hey, lighten up there, pal. See! You got one of those worry
wrinkles between your eyes!
[vs. Shin Akuma:]Hey, lighten up there, pal. See! You got one of those worry
wrinkles between your eyes!

MAI SHIRANUI

Generic quotes

No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Ali learned that from the Shiranui!
I told you I'm tough. Don't underestimate the power of the Shiranui ninja!

[vs. Kyo:] If you don't know... then just tell me. Sheesh!
[vs. Iori:] Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Ali learned that from
the Shiranui!
[vs. Ryo:] I told you I'm tough. Don't underestimate the power of the Shiranui
ninja!
[vs. Terry:] If you don't know... then just tell me. Sheesh!
[vs. Mai:] The figure of ability and popularity: I am it!
[vs. Kasumi:] The figure of ability and popularity: I am it!
[vs. Kim:] No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back.
[vs. Mr. Karate:] No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back.
[vs. Choi:] If you don't know... then just tell me. Sheesh!
[vs. Earthquake:] You scratched my flawless, alabaster skin, you jerk!
[vs. Genjyuro:] I told you I'm tough. Don't underestimate the power of the
Shiranui ninja!
[vs. Shiki:] The figure of ability and popularity: I am it!
[vs. Geese:] No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back.
[vs. Mars People:] You scratched my flawless, alabaster skin, you jerk!
[vs. Goenitz:] You scratched my flawless, alabaster skin, you jerk!
[vs. Athena:] The figure of ability and popularity: I am it!
[vs. Ryu:] Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Ali learned that from the
Shiranui!
[vs. Ken:] Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Ali learned that from the
Shiranui!
[vs. Chun-Li:] The figure of ability and popularity: I am it!
[vs. Guile:] Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Ali learned that from
the Shiranui!
[vs. Dhalsim:] Yoga trims you down, huh? But I doubt Andy'd like that
extending arms bit...
[vs. Balrog:] No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back.
[vs. Vega:] No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back. 
[vs. Sagat:] No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back.
[vs. M. Bison:] No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back.
[vs. Akuma:] You scratched my flawless, alabaster skin, you jerk!
[vs. Hugo:] Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Ali learned that from
the Shiranui!
[vs. Tessa:] The figure of ability and popularity: I am it!
[vs. Zero:] No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back.
[vs. Demitri:] Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Ali learned that from
the Shiranui!
[vs. Dan:] Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Ali learned that from the
Shiranui!
[vs. Red Arremer:] No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back.
[vs. Riot Iori:] I told you I'm tough. Don't underestimate the power of the
Shiranui ninja!
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Ali
learned that from the Shiranui!
[vs. Violent Ken:] No matter how beautiful I am, you don't need to hold back.
[vs. Shin Akuma:] Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Ali learned that
from the Shiranui!

KASUMI TODOH

[vs. Kyo:] Huff, puff... Y-you're nothing... special... whew!
[vs. Iori:] Now, answer me. Where is my father?
[vs. Ryo:] I read Kyokugen like a book!
[vs. Terry:] Father, where are you...?
[vs. Mai:] The Todoh way's invincible!
[vs. Kasumi:] The Todoh way's invincible!
[vs. Kim:] Huff, puff... Y-you're nothing... special... whew!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] I read Kyokugen like a book!
[vs. Choi:] The Todoh way's invincible!
[vs. Earthquake:] Huff, puff... Y-you're nothing... special... whew!
[vs. Genjyuro:] Father, where are you...?
[vs. Shiki:] Huff, puff... Y-you're nothing... special... whew!
[vs. Geese:] Now, answer me. Where is my father?
[vs. Mars People:] Father, where are you...?
[vs. Goenitz:] Now, answer me. Where is my father?
[vs. Athena:] Huff, puff... Y-you're nothing... special... whew!
[vs. Ryu:] Father, where are you...?
[vs. Ken:] Now, answer me. Where is my father?
[vs. Chun-Li:] The Todoh way's invincible!
[vs. Guile:] Father, where are you...?
[vs. Dhalsim:] Now, answer me. Where is my father?
[vs. Balrog:] Father, where are you...?
[vs. Vega:] Now, answer me. Where is my father?
[vs. Sagat:] Father, where are you...?
[vs. M. Bison:] The Todoh way's invincible!
[vs. Akuma:] Now, answer me. Where is my father?
[vs. Hugo:] The Todoh way's invincible!
[vs. Tessa:] Now, answer me. Where is my father?
[vs. Zero:] Now, answer me. Where is my father?
[vs. Demitri:] Huff, puff... Y-you're nothing... special... whew!
[vs. Dan:] I read Kyokugen like a book!
[vs. Red Arremer:] Father, where are you...?
[vs. Riot Iori:] Father, where are you...?
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] I read Kyokugen like a book!
[vs. Violent Ken:] Father, where are you...?
[vs. Shin Akuma:] Father, where are you...?

KIM KAPHWAN

[vs. Kyo:] Relax! What's two or three more disciples to me?
[vs. Iori:] Evil is as strong as good. Stop worrying, booballa! I'll
rehabilitate you.
[vs. Ryo:] You cannot crave power alone. A true warrior must temper both body
and mind!
[vs. Terry:] Relax! What's two or three more disciples to me?
[vs. Mai:] You cannot crave power alone. A true warrior must temper both body
and mind!
[vs. Kasumi:] Relax! What's two or three more disciples to me?
[vs. Kim:] You lost by a sliver... You're so close to my abilities, it's
scary. Not!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Relax! What's two or three more disciples to me?
[vs. Choi:] Yeah! That's the pepper! I thought you really hated me there for a
second. Ha ha!
[vs. Earthquake:] Evil is as strong as good. Stop worrying, booballa! I'll
rehabilitate you.
[vs. Genjyuro:] Evil is as strong as good. Stop worrying, booballa! I'll
rehabilitate you.
[vs. Shiki:] You lost by a sliver... You're so close to my abilities, it's
scary. Not!
[vs. Geese:] Evil is as strong as good. Stop worrying, booballa! I'll
rehabilitate you.
[vs. Mars People:] Relax! What's two or three more disciples to me?
[vs. Goenitz:] One who sees humanity as evil may not run free. Know the folly
of your warped beliefs!
[vs. Athena:] You lost by a sliver... You're so close to my abilities, it's
scary. Not!
[vs. Ryu:] You've got the eyes. You, too, can be strong one day.
[vs. Ken:] You cannot crave power alone. A true warrior must temper both body
and mind!
[vs. Chun-Li:] You cannot crave power alone. A true warrior must temper both
body and mind!
[vs. Guile:] You've got the eyes. You, too, can be strong one day.
[vs. Dhalsim:] You've got the eyes. You, too, can be strong one day.
[vs. Balrog:] Evil is as strong as good. Stop worrying, booballa! I'll
rehabilitate you.
[vs. Vega:] Evil is as strong as good. Stop worrying, booballa! I'll
rehabilitate you.
[vs. Sagat:] You lost by a sliver... You're so close to my abilities, it's
scary. Not!
[vs. M. Bison:] Evil is as strong as good. Stop worrying, booballa! I'll
rehabilitate you.
[vs. Akuma:] You cannot crave power alone. A true warrior must temper both
body and mind!
[vs. Hugo:] You've got the eyes. You, too, can be strong one day.
[vs. Tessa:] You cannot crave power alone. A true warrior must temper both
body and mind!
[vs. Zero:] Relax! What's two or three more disciples to me?
[vs. Demitri:] Evil is as strong as good. Stop worrying, booballa! I'll
rehabilitate you.
[vs. Dan:] You've got the eyes. You, too, can be strong one day.
[vs. Red Arremer:] Evil is as strong as good. Stop worrying, booballa! I'll
rehabilitate you.
[vs. Riot Iori:] Train under me! Your weakness of spirit makes you vulnerable.
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Relax! What's two or three more disciples to me?
[vs. Violent Ken:] Train under me! Your weakness of spirit makes you
vulnerable.
[vs. Shin Akuma:] You lost by a sliver... You're so close to my abilities,
it's scary. Not!

MR. KARATE

[vs. Kyo:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You can't
touch this baby!
[vs. Iori:] My real identity? I'm the karate goblin!
[vs. Ryo:] You lack devotion! Enduring hunger and poverty is how you find the
way!
[vs. Terry:] You lack real training!
[vs. Mai:] You lack real training!
[vs. Kasumi:] You lack real training!
[vs. Kim:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You can't
touch this baby!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] If you're going to wear a mask, make it a cool one like
mine!
[vs. Choi:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You can't
touch this baby!
[vs. Earthquake:] I've heard rumors that the Kyokugen dojo is all the rage
these days.
[vs. Genjyuro:] My real identity? I'm the karate goblin!
[vs. Shiki:] You lack real training!
[vs. Geese:] My real identity? I'm the karate goblin!
[vs. Mars People:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You
can't touch this baby!
[vs. Goenitz:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You
can't touch this baby!
[vs. Athena:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You
can't touch this baby!
[vs. Ryu:] My real identity? I'm the karate goblin!
[vs. Ken:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You can't
touch this baby!
[vs. Chun-Li:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You
can't touch this baby!
[vs. Guile:] I've heard rumors that the Kyokugen dojo is all the rage these
days.
[vs. Dhalsim:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You
can't touch this baby!
[vs. Balrog:] I've heard rumors that the Kyokugen dojo is all the rage these
days.
[vs. Vega:] My real identity? I'm the karate goblin!
[vs. Sagat:] You lack real training!
[vs. M. Bison:] You lack real training!
[vs. Akuma:] You lack real training!
[vs. Hugo:] You lack real training!
[vs. Tessa:] My real identity? I'm the karate goblin! 
[vs. Zero:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You can't
touch this baby!
[vs. Demitri:] I've heard rumors that the Kyokugen dojo is all the rage these
days.
[vs. Dan:] I've heard rumors that the Kyokugen dojo is all the rage these
days.
[vs. Red Arremer:] I've heard rumors that the Kyokugen dojo is all the rage
these days.
[vs. Riot Iori:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You
can't touch this baby!
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Imposter! You think you can hide behind a mere mask?
[vs. Violent Ken:] My real identity? I'm the karate goblin!
[vs. Shin Akuma:] Lads like you cannot hope to bend my nose out of shape. You
can't touch this baby!

CHOI BOUNGE

[vs. Kyo:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me 1000 push-ups!
[vs. Iori:] Hoo hooo delightful! I just love when you popular guys fall on
your booties!
[vs. Ryo:] Hoo hooo delightful! I just love when you popular guys fall on your
booties!
[vs. Terry:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me 1000 push-ups!
[vs. Mai:] Alone like this, I can't help thinking about... Kim. Not!... No
way! Gag!
[vs. Kasumi:] Try it now! Try looking at me like I'm just a pee-wee!
Keeee-yah!
[vs. Kim:] (I can't leave you to die like this, Kim...) Yikes! Did he hear
me?!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me 1000
push-ups!
[vs. Choi:] Alone like this, I can't help thinking about... Kim. Not!... No
way! Gag!
[vs. Earthquake:] Alone like this, I can't help thinking about... Kim. Not!...
No way! Gag!
[vs. Genjyuro:] Hoo hooo delightful! I just love when you popular guys fall on
your booties!
[vs. Shiki:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me 1000 push-ups!
[vs. Geese:] Alone like this, I can't help thinking about... Kim. Not!... No
way! Gag!
[vs. Mars People:] Hoo hooo delightful! I just love when you popular guys fall
on your booties!
[vs. Goenitz:] Hoo hooo delightful! I just love when you popular guys fall on
your booties!
[vs. Athena:] Hoo hooo delightful! I just love when you popular guys fall on
your booties!
[vs. Ryu:] Alone like this, I can't help thinking about... Kim. Not!... No
way! Gag!
[vs. Ken:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me 1000 push-ups!
[vs. Chun-Li:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me 1000
push-ups!
[vs. Guile:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me 1000 push-ups!
[vs. Dhalsim:] Try it now! Try looking at me like I'm just a pee-wee!
Keeee-yah!
[vs. Balrog:] Try it now! Try looking at me like I'm just a pee-wee!
Keeee-yah!
[vs. Vega:] The more I look at this guy, the more I think of me. Oh no!
Identity crisis!
[vs. Sagat:] Alone like this, I can't help thinking about... Kim. Not!... No
way! Gag!
[vs. M. Bison:] Hoo hooo delightful! I just love when you popular guys fall on
your booties!
[vs. Akuma:] Down falls the giant! There's no one but me to play David to your
Goliath!
[vs. Hugo:] Alone like this, I can't help thinking about... Kim. Not!... No
way! Gag!
[vs. Tessa:] Alone like this, I can't help thinking about... Kim. Not!... No
way! Gag!
[vs. Zero:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me 1000 push-ups!
[vs. Demitri:] Alone like this, I can't help thinking about... Kim. Not!... No
way! Gag!
[vs. Dan:] Alone like this, I can't help thinking about... Kim. Not!... No
way! Gag!
[vs. Red Arremer:] Try it now! Try looking at me like I'm just a pee-wee!
Keeee-yah!
[vs. Riot Iori:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me 1000
push-ups!
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me
1000 push-ups!
[vs. Violent Ken:] Yeah, I could make you a disciple of mine! Give me 1000
push-ups!
[vs. Shin Akuma:] Hoo hooo delightful! I just love when you popular guys fall
on your booties!

EARTHQUAKE

[vs. Kyo:] Well, how 'bout some grub.  Hey there, sonny. Put a few prawns on
the barbie!
[vs. Iori:] Well, how 'bout some grub.  Hey there, sonny. Put a few prawns on
the barbie!
[vs. Ryo:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ!
Snort, oink!
[vs. Terry:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Mai:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ!
Snort, oink!
[vs. Kasumi:] Hmph! Leave me your money. Then am-scray, oof-day!
[vs. Kim:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Goo hoo hoo hoo. You can't compare me to other louts you've
met!
[vs. Choi:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Earthquake:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a
champ! Snort, oink!
[vs. Genjyuro:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Shiki:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ!
Snort, oink!
[vs. Geese:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ!
Snort, oink!
[vs. Mars People:] Goo hoo hoo hoo. You can't compare me to other louts you've
met!
[vs. Goenitz:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ!
Snort, oink!
[vs. Athena:] Hmph! Leave me your money. Then am-scray, oof-day!
[vs. Ryu:] Goo hoo hoo hoo. You can't compare me to other louts you've met!
[vs. Ken:] Well, how 'bout some grub.  Hey there, sonny. Put a few prawns on
the barbie!
[vs. Chun-Li:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ!
Snort, oink!
[vs. Guile:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Dhalsim:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Balrog:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ!
Snort, oink!
[vs. Vega:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ!
Snort, oink!
[vs. Sagat:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ!
Snort, oink!
[vs. M. Bison:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ!
Snort, oink!
[vs. Akuma:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Hugo:] Gah ha ha. A big guy like you has got a lot to offer.
[vs. Tessa:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Zero:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Demitri:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Dan:] Hmph! Leave me your money. Then am-scray, oof-day!
[vs. Red Arremer:] If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a
champ! Snort, oink!
[vs. Riot Iori:] What's this, then? Is this all you got?!
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Hmph! Leave me your money. Then am-scray, oof-day!
[vs. Violent Ken:] Hmph! Leave me your money. Then am-scray, oof-day!
[vs. Shin Akuma:] Goo hoo hoo hoo. You can't compare me to other louts you've
met!

GENJYURO

Generic quotes

Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling determination?
Remember this: it's the way of the world that the weak must perish!
You never had a chance of winning...
You can kill yourself from shame, but I won't clean up!

[vs. Kyo:] Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling
determination?
[vs. Iori:] You never had a chance of winning...
[vs. Ryo:] Remember this: it's the way of the world that the weak must perish!
[vs. Terry:] Remember this: it's the way of the world that the weak must
perish!
[vs. Mai:] Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling
determination?
[vs. Kasumi:] You never had a chance of winning...
[vs. Kim:] You can kill yourself from shame, but I won't clean up!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling
determination?
[vs. Choi:] You can kill yourself from shame, but I won't clean up!
[vs. Earthquake:] Hmph! Hard as ever to remove your innards, I see!
[vs. Genjyuro:] Remember this: it's the way of the world that the weak must
perish! 
[vs. Shiki:] You never had a chance of winning...
[vs. Geese:] You never had a chance of winning...
[vs. Mars People:] You can kill yourself from shame, but I won't clean up!
[vs. Goenitz:] What can God or Buddha do...? All I need is a good sword!
[vs. Athena:] Remember this: it's the way of the world that the weak must
perish!
[vs. Ryu:] You can kill yourself from shame, but I won't clean up!
[vs. Ken:] You never had a chance of winning...
[vs. Chun-Li:] I am an evil necessity in this koo-koo nutty world!
[vs. Guile:] Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling
determination?
[vs. Dhalsim:] What can God or Buddha do...? All I need is a good sword!
[vs. Balrog:] Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling
determination?
[vs. Vega:] It is beautiful, isn't it? Your make-up goes well with a Grand
Guignol death, I see.
[vs. Sagat:] Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling
determination?
[vs. M. Bison:] You can kill yourself from shame, but I won't clean up!
[vs. Akuma:] Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling
determination?
[vs. Hugo:] Remember this: it's the way of the world that the weak must
perish!
[vs. Tessa:] You never had a chance of winning...
[vs. Zero:] Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling
determination?
[vs. Demitri:] Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling
determination?
[vs. Dan:] You can kill yourself from shame, but I won't clean up!
[vs. Red Arremer:] Remember this: it's the way of the world that the weak must
perish!
[vs. Riot Iori:] Impudent fool! You dare challenge me with such trifling
determination?
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Remember this: it's the way of the world that the
weak must perish!
[vs. Violent Ken:] Remember this: it's the way of the world that the weak must
perish!
[vs. Shin Akuma:] You never had a chance of winning...

SHIKI

[vs. Kyo:] Over... already?
[vs. Iori:] What was that?
[vs. Ryo:] What was that?
[vs. Terry:] Over... already?
[vs. Mai:] What was that?
[vs. Kasumi:] Are you in pain? You are? Relax. It all will end soon...
[vs. Kim:] ... ....
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Are you in pain? You are? Relax. It all will end soon...
[vs. Choi:] What was that?
[vs. Earthquake:] Over... already?
[vs. Genjyuro:] ... ....
[vs. Shiki:] Over... already?
[vs. Geese:] What was that?
[vs. Mars People:] Over... already?
[vs. Goenitz:] Over... already?
[vs. Athena:] Are you in pain? You are? Relax. It all will end soon...
[vs. Ryu:] Are you in pain? You are? Relax. It all will end soon...
[vs. Ken:] ... ....
[vs. Chun-Li:] What was that?
[vs. Guile:] What was that?
[vs. Dhalsim:] What was that?
[vs. Balrog:] ... ....
[vs. Vega:] ... ....
[vs. Sagat:] What was that?
[vs. M. Bison:] What was that?
[vs. Akuma:] Over... already?
[vs. Hugo:] Over... already?
[vs. Tessa:] What was that?
[vs. Zero:] Over... already?
[vs. Demitri:] What was that?
[vs. Dan:] Are you in pain? You are? Relax. It all will end soon...
[vs. Red Arremer:] Over... already?
[vs. Riot Iori:] ... ....
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] ... ....
[vs. Violent Ken:] What was that?
[vs. Shin Akuma:] Over... already?

GEESE HOWARD

[vs. Kyo:] 
[vs. Iori:] 
[vs. Ryo:] 
[vs. Terry:] So where is your brother? I'm gonna do away with all of you
Bogards!
[vs. Mai:] 
[vs. Kasumi:] 
[vs. Kim:] 
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Oh, cursed fate! Must these young punks constantly confound
me?!
[vs. Choi:] 
[vs. Earthquake:] I should show more mercy. Here comes the finisher!
[vs. Genjyuro:] Humph! I thought as much.
[vs. Shiki:] I should show more mercy. Here comes the finisher!
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] 
[vs. Chun-Li:] 
[vs. Guile:] 
[vs. Dhalsim:] 
[vs. Balrog:] I should show more mercy. Here comes the finisher!
[vs. Vega:] 
[vs. Sagat:] 
[vs. M. Bison:] 
[vs. Akuma:] The legendary fist of the assassins...? That's it?
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] 
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

MARS PEOPLE

Generic quotes

Beep boop badda bing!
Bee bee bee! Shooby doo!
Beep! Bee bee badoop!

[vs. Kyo:] Bee bee bee! Shooby doo!
[vs. Iori:] Beep! Bee bee badoop!
[vs. Ryo:] Bee-badda bee boop!
[vs. Terry:] Bee-badda bee boop!
[vs. Mai:] Bee-badda bee boop!
[vs. Kasumi:] Bee bee bee! Shooby doo!
[vs. Kim:] Beep! Bee bee badoop!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Bee bee bee! Shooby doo!
[vs. Choi:] Beep boop badda bing!
[vs. Earthquake:] Bee-badda bee boop!
[vs. Genjyuro:] Beep! Bee bee badoop!
[vs. Shiki:] Bee bee bee! Shooby doo!
[vs. Geese:] Beep! Bee bee badoop!
[vs. Mars People:] Beep boop badda bing!
[vs. Goenitz:] Bee-badda bee boop!
[vs. Athena:] Bee bee bee! Shooby doo!
[vs. Ryu:] Bee-badda bee boop!
[vs. Ken:] Beep boop badda bing!
[vs. Chun-Li:] Beep boop badda bing!
[vs. Guile:] Bee bee bee! Shooby doo!
[vs. Dhalsim:] Bee-badda bee boop!
[vs. Balrog:] Bee bee bee! Shooby doo!
[vs. Vega:] Beep! Bee bee badoop!
[vs. Sagat:] Beep boop badda bing!
[vs. M. Bison:] Beep boop badda bing!
[vs. Akuma:] Bee bee bee! Shooby doo!
[vs. Hugo:] Beep! Bee bee badoop!
[vs. Tessa:] Bee-badda bee boop!
[vs. Zero:] Bee-badda bee boop!
[vs. Demitri:] Bee bee bee! Shooby doo!
[vs. Dan:] Beep boop badda bing!
[vs. Red Arremer:] Bee-badda bee boop!
[vs. Riot Iori:] Beep! Bee bee badoop!
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] ...Bee scooby dee doo!
[vs. Violent Ken:] Beep! Bee bee badoop!
[vs. Shin Akuma:] ...Bee scooby dee doo!

GOENITZ

[vs. Kyo:] I see peace has made the fists of the Kusanagi rusty... You can't
keep up with me.
[vs. Iori:] 
[vs. Ryo:] 
[vs. Terry:] 
[vs. Mai:] The least I can do is offer a prayer for you; then send you to
Hades!
[vs. Kasumi:] Done already, are you? And such a good wind keeps blowing, too.
[vs. Kim:] 
[vs. Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Choi:] The least I can do is offer a prayer for you; then send you to
Hades!
[vs. Earthquake:] You wish to continue? My, my... I am sorry, but that's a bad
idea.
[vs. Genjyuro:] 
[vs. Shiki:] 
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] 
[vs. Chun-Li:] The least I can do is offer a prayer for you; then send you to
Hades!
[vs. Guile:] The least I can do is offer a prayer for you; then send you to
Hades!
[vs. Dhalsim:] Done already, are you? And such a good wind keeps blowing, too.
[vs. Balrog:] 
[vs. Vega:] 
[vs. Sagat:] In the end, the human children match not my power. The power of
the Orochi...!
[vs. M. Bison:] Done already, are you? And such a good wind keeps blowing,
too.
[vs. Akuma:] You wish to continue? My, my... I am sorry, but that's a bad
idea.
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] 
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] You wish to continue? My, my... I am sorry, but that's a bad idea. 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

ATHENA

[vs. Kyo:] 
[vs. Iori:] I am Athena. Protector of Heaven.
[vs. Ryo:] 
[vs. Terry:] Tee hee. Overwhelmed by my phenomenal form, eh?
[vs. Mai:] I am Athena. Protector of Heaven.
[vs. Kasumi:] This is Heaven. I will let no one sully these environs...
[vs. Kim:] This is Heaven. I will let no one sully these environs...
[vs. Mr. Karate:] This is my mission...
[vs. Choi:] Tee hee. Overwhelmed by my phenomenal form, eh?
[vs. Earthquake:] This is my mission...
[vs. Genjyuro:] This is my mission...
[vs. Shiki:] This is my mission...
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] This is Heaven. I will let no one sully these environs...
[vs. Ken:] 
[vs. Chun-Li:] I am Athena. Protector of Heaven.
[vs. Guile:] This is Heaven. I will let no one sully these environs...
[vs. Dhalsim:] This is my mission...
[vs. Balrog:] 
[vs. Vega:] Tee hee. Overwhelmed by my phenomenal form, eh?
[vs. Sagat:] This is Heaven. I will let no one sully these environs...
[vs. M. Bison:] This is my mission...
[vs. Akuma:] Tee hee. Overwhelmed by my phenomenal form, eh?
[vs. Hugo:] I am Athena. Protector of Heaven.
[vs. Tessa:] Tee hee. Overwhelmed by my phenomenal form, eh?
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] This is Heaven. I will let no one sully these environs...
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

RYU

[vs. Kyo:] Nothing like a fair fight. It improves both competitors.
[vs. Iori:] My path is long...
[vs. Ryo:] You can't be finished. Stand up, you simp!
[vs. Terry:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Mai:] Nothing like a fair fight. It improves both competitors.
[vs. Kasumi:] Nothing like a fair fight. It improves both competitors.
[vs. Kim:] My path is long...
[vs. Mr. Karate:] My path is long...
[vs. Choi:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Earthquake:] Bulk's not everything. You need constant effort, too.
[vs. Genjyuro:] You can't be finished. Stand up, you simp!
[vs. Shiki:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Geese:] You can't be finished. Stand up, you simp!
[vs. Mars People:] My path is long...
[vs. Goenitz:] You can't be finished. Stand up, you simp!
[vs. Athena:] You can't be finished. Stand up, you simp!
[vs. Ryu:] My path is long...
[vs. Ken:] Ken, you have been working hard, I gather. That was some battle.
[vs. Chun-Li:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Guile:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Dhalsim:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Balrog:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Vega:] You can't be finished. Stand up, you simp!
[vs. Sagat:] Nothing like a fair fight. It improves both competitors.
[vs. M. Bison:] My path is long...
[vs. Akuma:] Fists of destruction, eh...? Nevertheless, I'll overcome you!
[vs. Hugo:] Bulk's not everything. You need constant effort, too.
[vs. Tessa:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Zero:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Demitri:] Nothing like a fair fight. It improves both competitors.
[vs. Dan:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Red Arremer:] Those prissy punches affect me not, fool!
[vs. Riot Iori:] Nothing like a fair fight. It improves both competitors.
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] My path is long...
[vs. Violent Ken:] Ken...! What's happened to you?
[vs. Shin Akuma:] Fists of destruction, eh...? Nevertheless, I'll overcome
you!

KEN MASTERS

[Generic quotes]
Get on your feet! That can't be all you got!
And that's the Shoryu Ken! Pretty awesome, isn't it?
Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
A thin line separates us. I call it "talent."

[vs. Kyo:] And that's the Shoryu Ken! Pretty awesome, isn't it?
[vs. Iori:] A thin line separates us. I call it "talent."
[vs. Ryo:] And that's the Shoryu Ken! Pretty awesome, isn't it?
[vs. Terry:] And that's the Shoryu Ken! Pretty awesome, isn't it?
[vs. Mai:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. Kasumi:] A thin line separates us. I call it "talent."
[vs. Kim:] Get on your feet! That can't be all you got!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. Choi:] Get on your feet! That can't be all you got!
[vs. Earthquake:] A thin line separates us. I call it "talent."
[vs. Genjyuro:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. Shiki:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. Geese:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. Mars People:] Nothing but clowns! What is this nonsense...?
[vs. Goenitz:] Get on your feet! That can't be all you got!
[vs. Athena:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. Ryu:] Sorry, but I win this time.
[vs. Ken:] And that's the Shoryu Ken! Pretty awesome, isn't it?
[vs. Chun-Li:] A thin line separates us. I call it "talent."
[vs. Guile:] A thin line separates us. I call it "talent."
[vs. Dhalsim:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. Balrog:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. Vega:] A thin line separates us. I call it "talent."
[vs. Sagat:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. M. Bison:] Get on your feet! That can't be all you got!
[vs. Akuma:] How could someone like you be so careless?
[vs. Hugo:] And that's the Shoryu Ken! Pretty awesome, isn't it?
[vs. Tessa:] A thin line separates us. I call it "talent."
[vs. Zero:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. Demitri:] Get on your feet! That can't be all you got!
[vs. Dan:] And that's the Shoryu Ken! Pretty awesome, isn't it?
[vs. Red Arremer:] Nothing but clowns! What is this nonsense...?
[vs. Riot Iori:] Nothing but clowns! What is this nonsense...?
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Get on your feet! That can't be all you got!
[vs. Violent Ken:] Whoo hoo hoo. That was so intense! You're good!
[vs. Shin Akuma:] How could someone like you be so careless?

CHUN-LI

[vs. Kyo:] 1800 year-old martial arts, eh? Looks like you need 2200 more.
[vs. Iori:] You dare think you can keep up with the likes of me...?
[vs. Ryo:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an ordinary
woman again!
[vs. Terry:] Don't worry yourself. I won't pinch you for obstructing the
police.
[vs. Mai:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an ordinary
woman again!
[vs. Kasumi:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an ordinary
woman again!
[vs. Kim:] Don't worry yourself. I won't pinch you for obstructing the police.
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Not yet... I can't protect my loved ones like this. I...
must become stronger.
[vs. Choi:] How about that? Heaven's meshes let nothing through! You're mine,
fool!
[vs. Earthquake:] How about that? Heaven's meshes let nothing through! You're
mine, fool!
[vs. Genjyuro:] How about that? Heaven's meshes let nothing through! You're
mine, fool!
[vs. Shiki:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an ordinary
woman again!
[vs. Geese:] Don't worry, you'll get my ultimate hospitality: a maximum
security cell!
[vs. Mars People:] Don't worry yourself. I won't pinch you for obstructing the
police.
[vs. Goenitz:] Not yet... I can't protect my loved ones like this. I... must
become stronger.
[vs. Athena:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an ordinary
woman again!
[vs. Ryu:] Not yet... I can't protect my loved ones like this. I... must
become stronger.
[vs. Ken:] Not yet... I can't protect my loved ones like this. I... must
become stronger.
[vs. Chun-Li:] Don't worry yourself. I won't pinch you for obstructing the
police.
[vs. Guile:] Not yet... I can't protect my loved ones like this. I... must
become stronger.
[vs. Dhalsim:] You dare think you can keep up with the likes of me...?
[vs. Balrog:] How about that? Heaven's meshes let nothing through! You're
mine, fool!
[vs. Vega:] How about that? Heaven's meshes let nothing through! You're mine,
fool!
[vs. Sagat:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an ordinary
woman again!
[vs. M. Bison:] I won... Father... At last...
[vs. Akuma:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an ordinary
woman again!
[vs. Hugo:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an ordinary
woman again!
[vs. Tessa:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an ordinary
woman again!
[vs. Zero:] You dare think you can keep up with the likes of me...?
[vs. Demitri:] Not yet... I can't protect my loved ones like this. I... must
become stronger.
[vs. Dan:] Don't worry yourself. I won't pinch you for obstructing the police.
[vs. Red Arremer:] Not yet... I can't protect my loved ones like this. I...
must become stronger.
[vs. Riot Iori:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an
ordinary woman again!
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Don't worry yourself. I won't pinch you for
obstructing the police.
[vs. Violent Ken:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an
ordinary woman again!
[vs. Shin Akuma:] Whew! That was a gas... It looks like I'll never be an
ordinary woman again!

GUILE

[vs. Kyo:] That is the fate of civilians who exceed their abilities.
[vs. Iori:] You cannot defeat me!
[vs. Ryo:] You're pretty talented. I wouldn't want to meet you in the
trenches: friend or foe.
[vs. Terry:] That is the fate of civilians who exceed their abilities.
[vs. Mai:] You cannot defeat me!
[vs. Kasumi:] You're pretty talented. I wouldn't want to meet you in the
trenches: friend or foe.
[vs. Kim:] You cannot defeat me!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] That is the fate of civilians who exceed their abilities.
[vs. Choi:] You're pretty talented. I wouldn't want to meet you in the
trenches: friend or foe.
[vs. Earthquake:] That is the fate of civilians who exceed their abilities.
[vs. Genjyuro:] You're pretty talented. I wouldn't want to meet you in the
trenches: friend or foe.
[vs. Shiki:] That is the fate of civilians who exceed their abilities.
[vs. Geese:] You cannot defeat me!
[vs. Mars People:] This needs to be reported.
[vs. Goenitz:] You should not move. Your rib cage must be crumbs by now.
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] You're pretty talented. I wouldn't want to meet you in the
trenches: friend or foe.
[vs. Ken:] You cannot defeat me!
[vs. Chun-Li:] That is the fate of civilians who exceed their abilities.
[vs. Guile:] That is the fate of civilians who exceed their abilities.
[vs. Dhalsim:] You cannot defeat me!
[vs. Balrog:] You cannot defeat me!
[vs. Vega:] You're pretty talented. I wouldn't want to meet you in the
trenches: friend or foe.
[vs. Sagat:] You cannot defeat me!
[vs. M. Bison:] Charlie, did you see me?
[vs. Akuma:] You cannot defeat me!
[vs. Hugo:] Sad. No mat and rope to aid you here makes the difference between
you and me clear.
[vs. Tessa:] You're pretty talented. I wouldn't want to meet you in the
trenches: friend or foe.
[vs. Zero:] This needs to be reported.
[vs. Demitri:] You should not move. Your rib cage must be crumbs by now.
[vs. Dan:] You cannot defeat me!
[vs. Red Arremer:] That is the fate of civilians who exceed their abilities.
[vs. Riot Iori:] You should not move. Your rib cage must be crumbs by now.
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] That is the fate of civilians who exceed their
abilities.
[vs. Violent Ken:] That is the fate of civilians who exceed their abilities.
[vs. Shin Akuma:] You're pretty talented. I wouldn't want to meet you in the
trenches: friend or foe.

DHALSIM

[vs. Kyo:] Temper your body. And one day you can stretch like me.
[vs. Iori:] Devotion... All is true devotion!!!
[vs. Ryo:] What confounds you? Have your fists lead you astray?
[vs. Terry:] Do not forget this, for this is the secret power of yoga.
[vs. Mai:] Do not forget this, for this is the secret power of yoga.
[vs. Kasumi:] Learn from pity's heart, for that will save you.
[vs. Kim:] What confounds you? Have your fists lead you astray?
[vs. Mr. Karate:] What confounds you? Have your fists lead you astray?
[vs. Choi:] Temper your body. And one day you can stretch like me.
[vs. Earthquake:] Do not forget this, for this is the secret power of yoga.
[vs. Genjyuro:] Do not forget this, for this is the secret power of yoga.
[vs. Shiki:] Do not forget this, for this is the secret power of yoga.
[vs. Geese:] Agni's flames will burn away your evil machinations!
[vs. Mars People:] Temper your body. And one day you can stretch like me.
[vs. Goenitz:] Agni's flames will burn away your evil machinations!
[vs. Athena:] Temper your body. And one day you can stretch like me.
[vs. Ryu:] What confounds you? Have your fists lead you astray?
[vs. Ken:] What confounds you? Have your fists lead you astray?
[vs. Chun-Li:] Do not forget this, for this is the secret power of yoga.
[vs. Guile:] Devotion... All is true devotion!!!
[vs. Dhalsim:] This is but God's trial. Can you overcome it?
[vs. Balrog:] Agni's flames will burn away your evil machinations!
[vs. Vega:] Agni's flames will burn away your evil machinations!
[vs. Sagat:] Do not forget this, for this is the secret power of yoga.
[vs. M. Bison:] Agni's flames will burn away your evil machinations!
[vs. Akuma:] What confounds you? Have your fists lead you astray?
[vs. Hugo:] Do not forget this, for this is the secret power of yoga.
[vs. Tessa:] Learn from pity's heart, for that will save you.
[vs. Zero:] Temper your body. And one day you can stretch like me.
[vs. Demitri:] Learn from pity's heart, for that will save you.
[vs. Dan:] What confounds you? Have your fists lead you astray?
[vs. Red Arremer:] Temper your body. And one day you can stretch like me.
[vs. Riot Iori:] Temper your body. And one day you can stretch like me.
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] What confounds you? Have your fists lead you astray?
[vs. Violent Ken:] Temper your body. And one day you can stretch like me.
[vs. Shin Akuma:] What confounds you? Have your fists lead you astray?

BALROG

[vs. Kyo:] You pathetic loser! Get out of my sight!
[vs. Iori:] Hmph! Without my fans, I just can't get into this.
[vs. Ryo:] I am the champ!
[vs. Terry:] Hmph! Without my fans, I just can't get into this.
[vs. Mai:] Heh heh heh. You're one bad woman, you are...
[vs. Kasumi:] Heh heh heh. You're one bad woman, you are...
[vs. Kim:] Hmph! Without my fans, I just can't get into this.
[vs. Mr. Karate:] You pathetic loser! Get out of my sight!
[vs. Choi:] I am the champ!
[vs. Earthquake:] I am the champ!
[vs. Genjyuro:] You pathetic loser! Get out of my sight!
[vs. Shiki:] Heh heh heh. You're one bad woman, you are...
[vs. Geese:] That last punch made quite a sound. You should seek medical
attention. Gah ha ha.
[vs. Mars People:] That last punch made quite a sound. You should seek medical
attention. Gah ha ha.
[vs. Goenitz:] Hmph! Without my fans, I just can't get into this.
[vs. Athena:] Heh heh heh. You're one bad woman, you are...
[vs. Ryu:] I am the champ!
[vs. Ken:] Hmph! Without my fans, I just can't get into this.
[vs. Chun-Li:] Heh heh heh. You're one bad woman, you are...
[vs. Guile:] I am the champ!
[vs. Dhalsim:] That last punch made quite a sound. You should seek medical
attention. Gah ha ha.
[vs. Balrog:] You're one handsome devil, but you're not very tough.
[vs. Vega:] That last punch made quite a sound. You should seek medical
attention. Gah ha ha.
[vs. Sagat:] You pathetic loser! Get out of my sight!
[vs. M. Bison:] You make me laugh. Still think I'm one of your thugs, do you?
[vs. Akuma:] That last punch made quite a sound. You should seek medical
attention. Gah ha ha.
[vs. Hugo:] You pathetic loser! Get out of my sight!
[vs. Tessa:] Heh heh heh. You're one bad woman, you are...
[vs. Zero:] I am the champ!
[vs. Demitri:] That last punch made quite a sound. You should seek medical
attention. Gah ha ha.
[vs. Dan:] I am the champ!
[vs. Red Arremer:] I am the champ!
[vs. Riot Iori:] You pathetic loser! Get out of my sight!
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] I am the champ!
[vs. Violent Ken:] I am the champ!
[vs. Shin Akuma:] That last punch made quite a sound. You should seek medical
attention. Gah ha ha.

VEGA

[vs. Kyo:] Praise me! Extol me! My beauty is unparalleled!
[vs. Iori:] So, answer me. Just who is the fairest of them all?
[vs. Ryo:] Handsome, tough, and cruel... That is me to a tee! Keh keh keh.
[vs. Terry:] I contribute to society. I remove all its filth. Got a gripe with
that?
[vs. Mai:] So, answer me. Just who is the fairest of them all?
[vs. Kasumi:] Handsome, tough, and cruel... That is me to a tee! Keh keh keh.
[vs. Kim:] Handsome, tough, and cruel... That is me to a tee! Keh keh keh.
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Handsome, tough, and cruel... That is me to a tee! Keh keh
keh.
[vs. Choi:] So, answer me. Just who is the fairest of them all?
[vs. Earthquake:] So, answer me. Just who is the fairest of them all?
[vs. Genjyuro:] Hmph. Your swordsmanship is sublime, even if you were unseemly
vanquished.
[vs. Shiki:] Hmph. Your swordsmanship is sublime, even if you were unseemly
vanquished.
[vs. Geese:] Praise me! Extol me! My beauty is unparalleled!
[vs. Mars People:] Handsome, tough, and cruel... That is me to a tee! Keh keh
keh.
[vs. Goenitz:] Praise me! Extol me! My beauty is unparalleled!
[vs. Athena:] I contribute to society. I remove all its filth. Got a gripe
with that?
[vs. Ryu:] Praise me! Extol me! My beauty is unparalleled!
[vs. Ken:] So, answer me. Just who is the fairest of them all?
[vs. Chun-Li:] I contribute to society. I remove all its filth. Got a gripe
with that?
[vs. Guile:] Praise me! Extol me! My beauty is unparalleled!
[vs. Dhalsim:] Praise me! Extol me! My beauty is unparalleled!
[vs. Balrog:] I contribute to society. I remove all its filth. Got a gripe
with that?
[vs. Vega:] Handsome, tough, and cruel... That is me to a tee! Keh keh keh.
[vs. Sagat:] So, answer me. Just who is the fairest of them all?
[vs. M. Bison:] And just how long did you think I would be satisfied serving
the likes of you?!
[vs. Akuma:] Praise me! Extol me! My beauty is unparalleled!
[vs. Hugo:] So, answer me. Just who is the fairest of them all?
[vs. Tessa:] I contribute to society. I remove all its filth. Got a gripe with
that?
[vs. Zero:] Hmph. Your swordsmanship is sublime, even if you were unseemly
vanquished.
[vs. Demitri:] My beauty is immortal! I do not need your help!
[vs. Dan:] Praise me! Extol me! My beauty is unparalleled!
[vs. Red Arremer:] I contribute to society. I remove all its filth. Got a
gripe with that?
[vs. Riot Iori:] So, answer me. Just who is the fairest of them all?
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] So, answer me. Just who is the fairest of them all?
[vs. Violent Ken:] Handsome, tough, and cruel... That is me to a tee! Keh keh
keh.
[vs. Shin Akuma:] So, answer me. Just who is the fairest of them all?

SAGAT

[vs. Kyo:] 
[vs. Iori:] 
[vs. Ryo:] You are too weak! You cannot even entertain the idea of wounding
me!
[vs. Terry:] Fatuous fool. Challenging me with such puny strength.
[vs. Mai:] 
[vs. Kasumi:]
[vs. Kim:] Fatuous fool. Challenging me with such puny strength.
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Fatuous fool. Challenging me with such puny strength.
[vs. Choi:] 
[vs. Earthquake:] Fatuous fool. Challenging me with such puny strength.
[vs. Genjyuro:] Be satisfied that you laid your fists on the emperor!
[vs. Shiki:] Be satisfied that you laid your fists on the emperor!
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] 
[vs. Chun-Li:] 
[vs. Guile:] Fatuous fool. Challenging me with such puny strength.
[vs. Dhalsim:] Be satisfied that you laid your fists on the emperor!
[vs. Balrog:] You are too weak! You cannot even entertain the idea of wounding
me!
[vs. Vega:] You are too weak! You cannot even entertain the idea of wounding
me!
[vs. Sagat:] 
[vs. M. Bison:] Had enough, have you? This makes you now one of life's losers.
[vs. Akuma:] You are too weak! You cannot even entertain the idea of wounding
me!
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] Be satisfied that you laid your fists on the emperor!
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

M. BISON

[vs. Kyo:] Insignificant worm! You didn't even let me enjoy that!
[vs. Iori:] Your strength wouldn't allow you to become cannon fodder for the
likes of Shadaloo.
[vs. Ryo:] Insignificant worm! You didn't even let me enjoy that!
[vs. Terry:] Insignificant worm! You didn't even let me enjoy that!
[vs. Mai:] You should thank me. Now you know the truth. The truth of total
fear. Ha!
[vs. Kasumi:] You should thank me. Now you know the truth. The truth of total
fear. Ha!
[vs. Kim:] What a limp, pansy foe you are. If I'm so scary to you, why not run
home to mommy!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Insignificant worm! You didn't even let me enjoy that!
[vs. Choi:] You should thank me. Now you know the truth. The truth of total
fear. Ha!
[vs. Earthquake:] You should thank me. Now you know the truth. The truth of
total fear. Ha!
[vs. Genjyuro:] You should thank me. Now you know the truth. The truth of
total fear. Ha!
[vs. Shiki:] You should thank me. Now you know the truth. The truth of total
fear. Ha!
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] Insignificant worm! You didn't even let me enjoy that!
[vs. Ken:] What a limp, pansy foe you are. If I'm so scary to you, why not run
home to mommy!
[vs. Chun-Li:] What a limp, pansy foe you are. If I'm so scary to you, why not
run home to mommy!
[vs. Guile:] You should thank me. Now you know the truth. The truth of total
fear. Ha!
[vs. Dhalsim:] What a limp, pansy foe you are. If I'm so scary to you, why not
run home to mommy!
[vs. Balrog:] Death to all my betrayers! That is the sole and absolute law of
Shadaloo!
[vs. Vega:] Death to all my betrayers! That is the sole and absolute law of
Shadaloo!
[vs. Sagat:] Death to all my betrayers! That is the sole and absolute law of
Shadaloo!
[vs. M. Bison:] Your strength wouldn't allow you to become cannon fodder for
the likes of Shadaloo.
[vs. Akuma:] What a limp, pansy foe you are. If I'm so scary to you, why not
run home to mommy!
[vs. Hugo:] What a limp, pansy foe you are. If I'm so scary to you, why not run
home to mommy!
[vs. Tessa:] What a limp, pansy foe you are. If I'm so scary to you, why not
run home to mommy!
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] Your strength wouldn't allow you to become cannon fodder for the
likes of Shadaloo.
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] Your strength wouldn't allow you to become cannon fodder for
the likes of Shadaloo.
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Your strength wouldn't allow you to become cannon
fodder for the likes of Shadaloo.
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

AKUMA

[vs. Kyo:] Defeating you takes less effort than smacking a baby. Not that I'd
ever do that!
[vs. Iori:] Defeating you takes less effort than smacking a baby. Not that I'd
ever do that!
[vs. Ryo:] Be gone with you! You lack conviction to follow the way!
[vs. Terry:] Oh, can you hear it...? The dogs of war await you!
[vs. Mai:] To you defeated in battle, regret your folly in Hades!
[vs. Kasumi:] To you defeated in battle, regret your folly in Hades!
[vs. Kim:] Defeating you takes less effort than smacking a baby. Not that I'd
ever do that!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Defeating you takes less effort than smacking a baby. Not
that I'd ever do that!
[vs. Choi:] To you defeated in battle, regret your folly in Hades!
[vs. Earthquake:] Oh, can you hear it...? The dogs of war await you!
[vs. Genjyuro:] Defeating you takes less effort than smacking a baby. Not that
I'd ever do that!
[vs. Shiki:] Oh, can you hear it...? The dogs of war await you!
[vs. Geese:] Be gone with you! You lack conviction to follow the way!
[vs. Mars People:] Be gone with you! You lack conviction to follow the way!
[vs. Goenitz:] Defeating you takes less effort than smacking a baby. Not that
I'd ever do that!
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] Just try to defeat my murder wave, ponce!
[vs. Ken:] To you defeated in battle, regret your folly in Hades!
[vs. Chun-Li:] Defeating you takes less effort than smacking a baby. Not that
I'd ever do that!
[vs. Guile:] To you defeated in battle, regret your folly in Hades!
[vs. Dhalsim:] To you defeated in battle, regret your folly in Hades!
[vs. Balrog:] Oh, can you hear it...? The dogs of war await you!
[vs. Vega:] Oh, can you hear it...? The dogs of war await you!
[vs. Sagat:] Be gone with you! You lack conviction to follow the way!
[vs. M. Bison:] Destroy!
[vs. Akuma:] Oh, can you hear it...? The dogs of war await you!
[vs. Hugo:] Be gone with you! You lack conviction to follow the way!
[vs. Tessa:] Be gone with you! You lack conviction to follow the way!
[vs. Zero:] Oh, can you hear it...? The dogs of war await you!
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] Oh, can you hear it...? The dogs of war await you!
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] Defeating you takes less effort than smacking a
baby. Not that I'd ever do that!
[vs. Violent Ken:] Be gone with you! You lack conviction to follow the way!
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

HUGO

[vs. Kyo:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Iori:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Ryo:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Terry:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Mai:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Kasumi:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Kim:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Mr. Karate:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Choi:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Earthquake:] I am the strongest!
[vs. Genjyuro:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Shiki:] As you promised, now you must join up with us!
[vs. Geese:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Mars People:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Goenitz:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Athena:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Ryu:] As you promised, now you must join up with us!
[vs. Ken:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Chun-Li:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Guile:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Dhalsim:] As you promised, now you must join up with us!
[vs. Balrog:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Vega:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Sagat:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. M. Bison:] As you promised, now you must join up with us!
[vs. Akuma:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Hugo:] Now I know what your parents went through! Grow up, you dope!
[vs. Tessa:] As you promised, now you must join up with us!
[vs. Zero:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Demitri:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Dan:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Red Arremer:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!
[vs. Riot Iori:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] What was that? You look tougher than you really are.
[vs. Violent Ken:] As you promised, now you must join up with us!
[vs. Shin Akuma:] I hold back for no one! I always bash full force!

TESSA

[vs. Kyo:] Don't you get burned by those flames you emit? Hmm, how
perplexing...
[vs. Iori:] Don't you get burned by those flames you emit? Hmm, how
perplexing...
[vs. Ryo:] My analysis of you is 78 percent complete... Can I get a bit more
cooperation?
[vs. Terry:] Ooh hoo hoo hoo. I extracted some good samples that time.
[vs. Mai:] 
[vs. Kasumi:] Ooh hoo hoo hoo. I extracted some good samples that time.
[vs. Kim:] Ooh hoo hoo hoo. I extracted some good samples that time.
[vs. Mr. Karate:] ?! What was all that?! I must do that again... You can't
rest now. Let's go!
[vs. Choi:] 
[vs. Earthquake:] You were tougher than predicted. I must amend my data.
[vs. Genjyuro:] You were tougher than predicted. I must amend my data.
[vs. Shiki:] You were tougher than predicted. I must amend my data.
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] 
[vs. Chun-Li:] Ooh hoo hoo hoo. I extracted some good samples that time.
[vs. Guile:] 
[vs. Dhalsim:] You were tougher than predicted. I must amend my data.
[vs. Balrog:] 
[vs. Vega:] My analysis of you is 78 percent complete... Can I get a bit more
cooperation? 
[vs. Sagat:] My analysis of you is 78 percent complete... Can I get a bit more
cooperation?
[vs. M. Bison:] Ooh hoo hoo hoo. I extracted some good samples that time.
[vs. Akuma:] My analysis of you is 78 percent complete... Can I get a bit more
cooperation?
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] Ooh hoo hoo hoo. I extracted some good samples that time.
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] You were tougher than predicted. I must amend my
data.
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

ZERO

[vs. Kyo:] 
[vs. Iori:] A human, emitting flames...? Fascinating. Simply fascinating.
[vs. Ryo:] 
[vs. Terry:] Where am I now? I must quickly resume my mission. Ciel, a
shortcut, please.
[vs. Mai:] A human, emitting flames...? Fascinating. Simply fascinating.
[vs. Kasumi:] 
[vs. Kim:] I took more damage than I had thought.
[vs. Mr. Karate:] I took more damage than I had thought.
[vs. Choi:] 
[vs. Earthquake:] Don't worry. I won't eliminate you.
[vs. Genjyuro:] Don't worry. I won't eliminate you.
[vs. Shiki:] 
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] A human, emitting flames...? Fascinating. Simply fascinating.
[vs. Chun-Li:] 
[vs. Guile:] 
[vs. Dhalsim:] A human, emitting flames...? Fascinating. Simply fascinating.
[vs. Balrog:] 
[vs. Vega:] 
[vs. Sagat:] 
[vs. M. Bison:] 
[vs. Akuma:] I have... no serious damage... Let's get going... Ciel.
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] 
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

DEMITRI MAXIMOFF

[vs. Kyo:] 
[vs. Iori:] Forgive me. I cannot accept your existence in my realm.
[vs. Ryo:] Hmph... Defeat does not suit me.
[vs. Terry:] Hmm hmm hmm. It only hurts at first. Soon you'll feel ecstasy.
[vs. Mai:] Tonight I make a toast... with your blood!
[vs. Kasumi:] Tonight I make a toast... with your blood!
[vs. Kim:] Now you've angered me! That is your greatest mistake!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Now you've angered me! That is your greatest mistake!
[vs. Choi:] Hmm hmm hmm. It only hurts at first. Soon you'll feel ecstasy.
[vs. Earthquake:] Forgive me. I cannot accept your existence in my realm.
[vs. Genjyuro:] Hmph... Defeat does not suit me.
[vs. Shiki:] 
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] Hmm hmm hmm. It only hurts at first. Soon you'll feel ecstasy.
[vs. Chun-Li:] Tonight I make a toast... with your blood!
[vs. Guile:] Hmm hmm hmm. It only hurts at first. Soon you'll feel ecstasy.
[vs. Dhalsim:] 
[vs. Balrog:] 
[vs. Vega:] 
[vs. Sagat:] Hmm hmm hmm. It only hurts at first. Soon you'll feel ecstasy.
[vs. M. Bison:] 
[vs. Akuma:] Now you've angered me! That is your greatest mistake!
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] Tonight I make a toast... with your blood!
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

DAN HIBIKI

[vs. Kyo:] How about becoming my disciple? And with that marvelous offer, you
receive an outfit like me!
[vs. Iori:] 
[vs. Ryo:] Pack in that Kyokugen stuff! I told you, this is the age of the
Saikyo groove!
[vs. Terry:] 
[vs. Mai:] How about becoming my disciple? And with that marvelous offer, you
receive an outfit like me!
[vs. Kasumi:] How about becoming my disciple? And with that marvelous offer,
you receive an outfit like me!
[vs. Kim:] I blow away all foes! That is the way of "Saikyo!"
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Huff. Puff. Passed out, eh...? Too bad. J-just when I was
getting warmed up! Gah ha ha!
[vs. Choi:] 
[vs. Earthquake:] Huff. Puff. Passed out, eh...? Too bad. J-just when I was
getting warmed up! Gah ha ha!
[vs. Genjyuro:] My name is Dan Hibiki! Dan Hibiki! Dan Hibiki! That's Dan
Hibiki! Got it?
[vs. Shiki:] My name is Dan Hibiki! Dan Hibiki! Dan Hibiki! That's Dan Hibiki!
Got it?
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] Huff. Puff. Passed out, eh...? Too bad. J-just when I was getting
warmed up! Gah ha ha!
[vs. Chun-Li:] 
[vs. Guile:] How about becoming my disciple? And with that marvelous offer,
you receive an outfit like me!
[vs. Dhalsim:] My name is Dan Hibiki! Dan Hibiki! Dan Hibiki! That's Dan
Hibiki! Got it? 
[vs. Balrog:] How about becoming my disciple? And with that marvelous offer,
you receive an outfit like me!
[vs. Vega:] I blow away all foes! That is the way of "Saikyo!"
[vs. Sagat:] 
[vs. M. Bison:] I blow away all foes! That is the way of "Saikyo!"
[vs. Akuma:] 
[vs. Hugo:] Huff. Puff. Passed out, eh...? Too bad. J-just when I was getting
warmed up! Gah ha ha!
[vs. Tessa:] Huff. Puff. Passed out, eh...? Too bad. J-just when I was getting
warmed up! Gah ha ha!
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

RED ARREMER

[vs. Kyo:] 
[vs. Iori:] G-g-gyah! (Now you look a little more normal)
[vs. Ryo:] Go-gyaaa go. (Gyah ha ha. For you that battered-up look works)
[vs. Terry:] 
[vs. Mai:] G-gyaaaa. (Delish! Fresh meat always tastes best!)
[vs. Kasumi:] Boo hoo hoo hoo. (You'll be my sacrifice!)
[vs. Kim:] 
[vs. Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Choi:] 
[vs. Earthquake:] 
[vs. Genjyuro:] G-g-gyah! (Now you look a little more normal)
[vs. Shiki:] Go-gyaaa go. (Gyah ha ha. For you that battered-up look works)
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] G-g-gyah! (Now you look a little more normal)
[vs. Chun-Li:] G-gyaaaa. (Delish! Fresh meat always tastes best!)
[vs. Guile:] Boo hoo hoo hoo. (You'll be my sacrifice!)
[vs. Dhalsim:] Boo hoo hoo hoo. (You'll be my sacrifice!)
[vs. Balrog:] 
[vs. Vega:] 
[vs. Sagat:] 
[vs. M. Bison:] 
[vs. Akuma:] 
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] Go-gyaaa go. (Gyah ha ha. For you that battered-up look works)
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

RIOT IORI

[vs. Kyo:] 
[vs. Iori:] Wa-ooooh-ahhhhh.
[vs. Ryo:] 
[vs. Terry:] D... daaa... dai... die...
[vs. Mai:] 
[vs. Kasumi:] Gooo-whooooaaaa.
[vs. Kim:] Gooo-whooooaaaa.
[vs. Mr. Karate:] D... daaa... dai... die...
[vs. Choi:] Ooh-whooa-ah-whoooaaa!
[vs. Earthquake:] Gooo-whooooaaaa.
[vs. Genjyuro:] D... daaa... dai... die...
[vs. Shiki:] Gooo-whooooaaaa.
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] Gooo-whooooaaaa.
[vs. Chun-Li:] D... daaa... dai... die...
[vs. Guile:] Wa-ooooh-ahhhhh.
[vs. Dhalsim:] Gooo-whooooaaaa.
[vs. Balrog:] Gooo-whooooaaaa.
[vs. Vega:] Ooh-whooa-ah-whoooaaa!
[vs. Sagat:] Wa-ooooh-ahhhhh.
[vs. M. Bison:] D... daaa... dai... die...
[vs. Akuma:] Wa-ooooh-ahhhhh.
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] Wa-ooooh-ahhhhh.
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

SERIOUS MR. KARATE

[vs. Kyo:] 
[vs. Iori:] 
[vs. Ryo:] 
[vs. Terry:] 
[vs. Mai:] 
[vs. Kasumi:] 
[vs. Kim:] 
[vs. Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Choi:] 
[vs. Earthquake:] It's not just enough to be but a big hulk. Do you get my
message?
[vs. Genjyuro:] 
[vs. Shiki:] 
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] You're a complete washout! You redefine "tyro."
[vs. Chun-Li:] You're a complete washout! You redefine "tyro."
[vs. Guile:] 
[vs. Dhalsim:] I get a little rough and you fold like a dollar bill!
[vs. Balrog:] 
[vs. Vega:] 
[vs. Sagat:] It's not just enough to be but a big hulk. Do you get my message?
[vs. M. Bison:] You don't lack much. Just spirit, grit, and training.
[vs. Akuma:] 
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] 
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:] 

VIOLENT KEN

[vs. Kyo:] 
[vs. Iori:] More... Oooh! I-I seek... more powerful opponents... Ooh-aah!
[vs. Ryo:] I won... B-but... Ooooh... Oo-gaaaaaah!!!
[vs. Terry:] 
[vs. Mai:] I-is... this... the joy of the powerful...? Heh... heh... heh, heh,
heh.
[vs. Kasumi:] More... Oooh! I-I seek... more powerful opponents... Ooh-aah!
[vs. Kim:] More... Oooh! I-I seek... more powerful opponents... Ooh-aah!
[vs. Mr. Karate:] Gah-haa!
[vs. Choi:] 
[vs. Earthquake:] Gah-haa!
[vs. Genjyuro:] I won... B-but... Ooooh... Oo-gaaaaaah!!!
[vs. Shiki:] I won... B-but... Ooooh... Oo-gaaaaaah!!!
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] Y-you're... Oooh-waaaaah!!!
[vs. Chun-Li:] More... Oooh! I-I seek... more powerful opponents... Ooh-aah!
[vs. Guile:] I won... B-but... Ooooh... Oo-gaaaaaah!!!
[vs. Dhalsim:] I won... B-but... Ooooh... Oo-gaaaaaah!!!
[vs. Balrog:] More... Oooh! I-I seek... more powerful opponents... Ooh-aah!
[vs. Vega:] More... Oooh! I-I seek... more powerful opponents... Ooh-aah!
[vs. Sagat:] Gah-haa!
[vs. M. Bison:] More... Oooh! I-I seek... more powerful opponents... Ooh-aah!
[vs. Akuma:] I won... B-but... Ooooh... Oo-gaaaaaah!!!
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] I won... B-but... Ooooh... Oo-gaaaaaah!!!
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

SHIN AKUMA

[vs. Kyo:] 
[vs. Iori:] May you die and be devoured by 100 demons!
[vs. Ryo:] 
[vs. Terry:] 
[vs. Mai:] May you die and be devoured by 100 demons!
[vs. Kasumi:] May you die and be devoured by 100 demons!
[vs. Kim:] 
[vs. Mr. Karate:] God and devil live in the power of my fists!
[vs. Choi:] 
[vs. Earthquake:] 
[vs. Genjyuro:] My wave... destroys all!
[vs. Shiki:] God and devil live in the power of my fists!
[vs. Geese:] 
[vs. Mars People:] 
[vs. Goenitz:] 
[vs. Athena:] 
[vs. Ryu:] 
[vs. Ken:] 
[vs. Chun-Li:] God and devil live in the power of my fists!
[vs. Guile:] May you die and be devoured by 100 demons!
[vs. Dhalsim:] Ye dead, off to the netherworld!
[vs. Balrog:] 
[vs. Vega:] 
[vs. Sagat:] 
[vs. M. Bison:] 
[vs. Akuma:] 
[vs. Hugo:] 
[vs. Tessa:] 
[vs. Zero:] 
[vs. Demitri:] 
[vs. Dan:] 
[vs. Red Arremer:] 
[vs. Riot Iori:] 
[vs. Serious Mr. Karate:] 
[vs. Violent Ken:] 
[vs. Shin Akuma:]

----------DIALOGUE-----------

KYO KUSANAGI

(vs. Kyo)

[Kyo:] Good grief! Just how many clones of me are there...?
[Kyo:] Hey, you're the clone, you two-bit mimic!
[Kyo:] Say what?! The genuine article is this guy here, bud!
[Kyo:] You just don't get it.... Oh, well what the heck? Let's see what's
what!

(vs. Iori)

[Kyo:] Yagami... You are really one, big recurring nightmare!
[Iori:] Did you just realize this? I'll trail you until I grind you into the
ground.
[Kyo:] Bring it on... Yagami!
[Iori:] Ohhh-whoaa!

(vs. Ryo)

[Kyo:] So, how goes the dojo?
[Ryo:] Don't ask!
[Kyo:] ...Oh, yeah?

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Hey! How 'bout it, Kyo?
[Kyo:] I'm game! With a foe like you, it'll be a blast.

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] Kyo! Hey... have you seen Andy?
[Kyo:] Hmm. Nope. ...Geez! Talk about one love sick puppy!
[Mai:] What did you say? Hey, bub, are you hiding something?
[Kyo:] Who me? No!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kyo:] Well, well, well. So, you're in KOF, too...
[Kasumi:] Kasumi Todoh, here. Are you up for it?
[Kyo:] What? Just like that?

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] Just how long have you been in high school? Well, put 'em up! I'm
pumped now, sonny! Bring it on!
[Kyo:] What? Just like that?

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Kyo:] Ryo's father?... What's up, pops? What's with the mask?
[Mr. Karate:] I'm Mr. Karate! There ain't no Takuma Sakazaki here!
[Kyo:] All right. All right. Don't freak out on me. Bring it on, big nose!
[Mr. Karate:] Hmph.

(vs. Choi)

[Kyo:] Oh, good grief! Another bonehead...
[Choi:] Don't pooh-pooh me! I'll slice you, buddy boy! Oooh-Kee!
[Kyo:] You're toast, pal!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Kyo:] And what are you all about, prune face?
[Earthquake:] Why you... I'm gonna mash you!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] My next prey is you...
[Kyo:] A sword? Are you kidding me? Those're dangerous!
[Genjyuro:] Calm down, pup. It'll be over soon.
[Kyo:] I don't need this... You remind me of someone who really peeves me off!

(vs. Shiki)

[Kyo:] What's with the attitude? A gloomy face doesn't suit a babe like you!
[Shiki:] ...A kid like you... and a babe like me? It's not in the cards.

(vs. Geese)

[Geese:] Come on, Kusanagi! Show me your stuff!
[Kyo:] Hmph. Very well... Let's do it, chump!

(vs. Mars People)

[Mars People:] Beep boop bop bee.
[Kyo:] What's this?

(vs. Goenitz)

[Kyo:] You... You're still alive? Hey, I've got nothing to do with the Orochi!
[Goenitz:] Kusanagi, young sinner. You will not escape from your destiny.

(vs. Athena)

[Kyo:] A battle with a babe? I must be in heaven!
[Athena:] Don't let your hormones go wild. You don't want to peak too soon,
right?
[Kyo:] When it comes to battle, I last a long time.

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] Hmm. A martial artist. Kusanagi, I believe.
[Kyo:] ...Just who are you? You're no slacker, I see.
[Ryu:] They call me Mr. Ryu! And I've come to fight. Is that OK with you?
[Kyo:] Heh, heh. Don't blame me when you're a bloody pulp.
[Ryu:] And you are?
[Kyo:] Kyo Kusanagi. Let's do it, dude!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] You got spunk, kiddo. Who says kids these days are wimps?
[Kyo:] Who're you calling "kid"?
[Ken:] Oh? You're not a kid?
[Kyo:] Unh! What's it to you?!
[Ken:] Chill out, buster. I'll give you a bout to show I'm sorry. ...With a
kid's discount.
[Kyo:] You'll be sorry when I scorch your buns, pops!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Freeze! It's the police!
[Kyo:] Liar, liar! No cop would be seen in duds like those!
[Chun-Li:] Yeah, cops who look as good as me are rare. I'm from Interpol.
Hands behind your head...
[Kyo:] I haven't done anything. You got the wrong guy!
[Chun-Li:] Yeah, tell me in the box. You'll come quietly, eh?
[Kyo:] And if I say, "Bite me!"?
[Chun-Li:] I'll drag you in!

(vs. Guile)

[Kyo:] I guess in the end, martial arts is all about power, huh?
[Guile:] Military martial arts are far superior to your antiquated ways of
combat.
[Kyo:] Yap, yap, yap. Why not try me, bud?
[Guile:] Try you! That's funny. I'm the real thing, pal!
[Kyo:] That's the spirit!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] Oh, it's you? So, you wish to learn the ways of yoga?
[Kyo:] No, not especially.
[Dhalsim:] Jeesh! Kids these days! I know it's no picnic. But with my
teaching, you can be just like me.
[Kyo:] Hey, I don't give a rip about yoga, bud!
[Dhalsim:] But before we start, I guess I must see what you're made of. Very
well, my child. Show me your stuff.
[Kyo:] You haven't heard a word I said, have you? Very well. I'll bop you and
make you see that you need the training.

(vs. Balrog)

[Kyo:] Have you got your mouthpiece in place?
[Balrog:] You just shut up! Why don't you worry about yourself? (Hmph!)
[Kyo:] Oops... Heh, heh. Your mouth seems fine, but what about your brain?
[Balrog:] You little punk... I'm gonna crush you!

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Hmm. Rather attractive. However you can't hold a candle to me.
[Kyo:] Shut yo' mouth! You silly little narcissistic little fancy pants! I'm
going to torch you to your bones!
[Vega:] Heh, heh. Relax. You should take a break before I tear you to shreds,
huh?
[Kyo:] I've got stuff to do. I can't waste my time with freaks like you.

(vs. Sagat)

[Sagat:] Get lost, punk. You can't hope to touch this!
[Kyo:] Quite an attitude, pops. Underestimate me and I'll do more than touch
you.
[Sagat:] Oh, yeah, junior? Take your best shot.

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Your spunk... amuses me. Why not join me?
[Kyo:] Sorry, but I can't. You wouldn't have enough to pay me.
[M. Bison:] Then I've no choice but to destroy you.

(vs. Akuma:)

[Akuma:] That stance. That spirit. Kusanagi! Master of flame!
[Kyo:] You're more studious than you look. You've done your homework.
[Akuma:] The ancient martial arts have no effect on me!
[Kyo:] Want to see for sure? You'll eat those words!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Hugo:] Hey, pal. How about you and me rassle?
[Kyo:] Rassle?... Sorry, not interested.
[Hugo:] I challenge you. And if you lose, you gotta team up with me.

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] I heard that long ago there was a tribe... who exorcised evil. Are
you their descendant?
[Kyo:] How would I know? I hate history.
[Tessa:] You'll have to let me test your strength.
[Kyo:] Don't cry to me if you get burned.

(vs. Zero)

[Ciel:] (Is this child human? I sense a great power. Zero! Beware!)
[Kyo:] Who's this bozo? Some wind-up doll?
[Zero:] Humans are my enemy... Enough of this... Shall we?...

(vs. Demitri)

[Kyo:] What now?... Feels like... My blood's on fire...
[Demitri:] Hmm. Hmm. Hmmm. That's your blood craving to be sucked.
[Kyo:] What the...?!
[Demitri:] Yes, it looks like tonight'll be special.

(vs. Dan)

[Kyo:] I sense something. An unbearable presence...
[Dan:] OK, enough of this! Once and for all, I'm not that Robert guy!
[Kyo:] What?
[Dan:] I am Dan Hibiki of the Saikyo groove! Hyah-hah!

(vs. Red Arremer)

[Kyo:] ...What's this place?
[Red Arremer:] Gyah-gyah
[Kyo:] Aw, nuts! Who's this guy?

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Kyo:] You never change, do you?
[Riot Iori:] ...K... I... L... L...
[Kyo:] That's some spirit... ...It's exorcising time!
[Iori:] Kyo-ohhhhhhhhhhh!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Kyo:] What is this? Something new?
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Hmm. Hmm. Hmmmm. Come on, punk.

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Violent Ken:] Ooh-gooh-oooooooh.
[Kyo:] Another Orochi?
[Violent Ken:] Your death will... bring me  peeee-ace!

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[Kyo:] Agh! Who now?!...
[Shin Akuma:] I've mastered my fists. Show me your power.

IORI YAGAMI

(vs. Kyo)

[Kyo:] Yagami... You are really one, big recurring nightmare!
[Iori:] Did you just realize this? I'll trail you until I grind you into the
ground.
[Kyo:] Bring it on... Yagami!
[Iori:] Ohhh-whoaa!

(vs. Iori)

[

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] All right!
[Iori:] Who're you?
[Ryo:] Well, Yagami, I've come to teach you a lesson!
[Iori:] Want to die, do you?

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Oh, Yagami! Cheerful as ever.
[Iori:] Get lost.
[Terry:] Hey, wait up. It's been so long since we've battled.
[Iori:] Want to die, do you?

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] That won't do! Stunned by my beauty's no excuse for losing!
[Iori:] Maiden... You dare insult me?
[Mai:] Get ready, gloomy gus, cause here I come!
[Iori:] Little one... Know your place!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Iori:] ...Pathetic.
[Kasumi:] How dare you insult the way of the Todoh! You'll take that back!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] I've always wanted to do what I'll do now: I'm gonna mend your ways.
[Iori:] ...Hmph.
[Kim:] Walk the righteous path! ...Let's do it!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Iori:] Who are you, peon?
[Mr. Karate:] They call me Karate. Mr. Karate. One punch... and it's all over!
[Iori:] Balderdash... Time for you to expire.

(vs. Choi)

[Iori:] Move, troll!
[Choi:] Ooh, hyah! Having a bad hair day? Bet you didn't even see me coming.
Did you, huh?
[Iori:] You're history, dwarf!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Iori:] ...Back off, warthog.
[Earthquake:] Snoooooort!
[Iori:] So you wish to die, eh?

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] Vermin! ...Die!
[Iori:] Vermin! ...Die!

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] Your soul craves another, I sense...
[Iori:] ...
[Shiki:] You pathetic creature...
[Iori:] ...If that's the case, then your soul's mine.

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Iori:] If you wish not to die, get thee to a nunnery.
[Chun-Li:] I'm not going to die. And I'm not religious.
[Iori:] Why you...
[Chun-Li:] What's with you? If you got a problem, bring it on, fool!
[Iori:] You'll be sorry, cop.

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] You sure are strong. But your evil's getting in the way of your
moves.
[Iori:] Silence!
[Guile:] Nothing comes of evil. And that means... You can't beat me, baby!
[Iori:] Enough prattle... Continue to hinder me... and die!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Iori:] !?
[Dhalsim:] That's the power of yoga! And I can teach you all about this
wonderful art.
[Iori:] ...Pass. I hate clowns...
[Dhalsim:] Phew! Saving the damned is just another kind of training, I guess.
But I will save you!
[Iori:] You'll save me?! Take your best shot. You'll only regret it.
[Dhalsim:] May you be enveloped in the grace of Vishnu.

(vs. Balrog)

[Iori:] ...Ugly brute. Be gone with you!
[Balrog:] With hair like yours, who you calling ugly?! Can you even see? Gah
ha ha ha.
[Iori:] Cretin... And to think you could have lived...

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Hmph. A bit labored but not exactly not beautiful.
[Iori:] You'd better keep that mask on.... To keep those whelps of despair to
yourself...
[Vega:] Such evil. Such rage. Such beauty...
[Iori:] Beg for your life... 'Coz you picked the wrong guy, fashion cop! Die!

(vs. Sagat)

[Iori:] Hmph. Loser...
[Sagat:] ...Say what, tiny? You must be at one with meaningless defeat.
[Iori:] And just what is a meaningful defeat, fool? To be is to live or die.
[Sagat:] Impudent knave! You dare mock me? An emperor?
[Iori:] Ah, to live in disgrace. Don't worry, I'll say a nice requiem for you.

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Oh, ho... You possess a most peculiar power.
[Iori:] ...What's it to you?
[M. Bison:] If you'd join me, you'd gain power you couldn't imagine.
[Iori:] Hmph. I'd rather just see you dead, windbag.

(vs. Akuma:)

[Akuma:] The ire of the spirits... Care to face the carnage?
[Iori:] Oh, unending slaughter. And I'm in the center.
[Akuma:] That is Asura's rage...
[Iori:] It's all Greek to me. If you want to die, bring it on, freak!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] Hey, you're pretty good. You just need ability.
[Iori:] Who are you?
[Poison:] I've been scouting you. ...So show me your stuff.
[Hugo:] You are one thin dude. But team up with me, and I'll pump you up!

(vs. Tessa:)

[

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

RYO SAKAZAKI

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[Ryo:] All right!
[Iori:] Who're you?
[Ryo:] Well, Yagami, I've come to teach you a lesson!
[Iori:] Want to die, do you?

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] There's nothing more offensive in this world than one more you.
[Ryo:] I hear you, brother.
[Ryo:] Then let's do this: let me pummel you till you're unrecognizable.
[Ryo:] You're the one that's gonna get the pummeling!

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] It's high time we settle accounts, eh?
[Ryo:] I'll be glad to.

(vs. Mai)

[Ryo:] Well, well... Let's see this mighty Shiranui power, shall we?
[Mai:] Always the cocky one. Very well, then. Bring it on, beefcake!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Ah! Ryo Sakazaki!
[Ryo:] Oh, Todoh
[Kasumi:] My father'll be avenged! Prepare yourself, Sakazaki!

(vs. Kim)

[Ryo:] ...So, where're your ghoulish flunkies today?
[Kim:] Ha ha ha. I don't always lead 'em by the nose, you know.
[Ryo:] Whatever. How about teaching me some new moves, eh?

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Ryo:] Time for a changing of the guard, old timer.
[Mr. Karate:] In your dreams, sonny.
[Ryo:] I'll show you, pops.
[Mr. Karate:] Not!

(vs. Choi)

[Ryo:] You're alone today? Where's the giant?
[Choi:] It's none of your beeswax, buddy boy. I'm gonna make mincemeat of you
by my lonesome, I will, buddy boy.
[Ryo:] You're a spunky dwarf. Bring it on, troll boy.

(vs. Earthquake)

[Ryo:] Hey, I just thought it was a good idea.
[Earthquake:] Snort. You're quite the little pest, huh?
[Ryo:] Pretty keen trinket you got there, pal.
[Earthquake:] Just the thing to slice and dice the likes of you. Come on, I'll
show you.

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] Hmph. Martial artists. I hate your kind...
[Ryo:] The dickens you say. Why not put your corpse where your mouth is?
[Genjyuro:] You'll be sorry. And dead.

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] You're not fit to battle such as I.
[Ryo:] ? Say what, toots?
[Shiki:] Die.
[Ryo:] What a rude dame. I'll beat you senseful!

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[Ryo:] Huh?! Where am I?
[Athena:] This is Heaven.
[Ryo:] So this is Heaven? ...OK, I've seen enough. Now send me back, toots!
[Athena:] Yeek.

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] The mighty tiger. I've heard of you.
[Ryo:] ...That's my father. I'm the dragon.
[Ryu:] P-pardon me. I heard the ratty one was the dragon.
[Ryo:] Who you calling "ratty?" You can't rile me. I'm way past that!
[Ryu:] W-wait! What's the hassle?

(vs. Ken)

[Ryo:] If you're going to wear those duds, you must further temper your mind.
[Ken:] Who are you to talk like that to me?!
[Ryo:] That's it... I'll make tomato paste of you!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Ryo:] Even if you are a chick, you'll get no favors.
[Chun-Li:] That's the way I want it. And you none from me.
[Ryo:] Bring it on! All right!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] Don't get closer. Or I'll sonic boom you all over the pavement.
[Ryo:] You and what army? One step closer, and I'll tear you apart.
[Guile:] ...
[Ryo:] ...
[Guile:] Argh.
[Ryo:] Gyaaah!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Ryo:] ...You're impervious! Way to go, pops.
[Dhalsim:] Belligerent young one. Learn the ways of yoga, and regain
tranquility.
[Ryo:] Enough of your sermons. Any more and I'll bop you right back to Bombay.
[Dhalsim:] Yoga.

(vs. Balrog)

[Ryo:] You deserve a good dis.
[Balrog:] Do it and die.
[Ryo:] Blah, blah...
[Balrog:] Why you... I'll cave your face in!

(vs. Vega)

[

(vs. Sagat)

[Ryo:] Wow! I've never seen a kick boxer as big as you are, jumbo trunks!
[Sagat:] What's it to you?
[Ryo:] Never, ever, ever.
[Sagat:] ...That's why I'm the ruler here, tiny. An army cannot wipe out that
fact!! You'll see for yourself.

(vs. M. Bison)

[

(vs. Akuma:)

[Ryo:] OK, OK, creepy face. Your capabilities are not of this world.
[Akuma:] Then why don't you make yourself scarce? Death's maw awaits you.
[Ryo:] That's quite an ego. Conceit is a fighter's worst enemy, eh?
[Akuma:] I do not fear the likes of you!
[Ryo:] Well, then, let's see just how tough you are!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Ryo:] Back off, you sweaty goon!
[Hugo:] Proof I'm warmed up. The proper lubrication for battle, buddy!
[Ryo:] You're but a brutish oaf. Don't think you're tough just because you're
big!
[Hugo:] You I will flatten, like a pancake.

(vs. Tessa:)

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(vs. Zero)

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(vs. Demitri)

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(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[Ryo:] It's not bear hunting... This is exorcism...
[Red Arremer:] Gyah, gyah!
[Ryo:] Here I come. All right!

(vs. Riot Iori)

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(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

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(vs. Violent Ken)

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(vs. Shin Akuma)

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TERRY BOGARD

(vs. Kyo)

[Terry:] Hey! How 'bout it, Kyo?
[Kyo:] I'm game! With a foe like you, it'll be a blast.

(vs. Iori)

[Terry:] Oh, Yagami! Cheerful as ever.
[Iori:] Get lost.
[Terry:] Hey, wait up. It's been so long since we've battled.
[Iori:] Want to die, do you?

(vs. Ryo)

[Terry:] It's high time we settle accounts, eh?
[Ryo:] I'll be glad to.

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Hey, hey. You should be ashamed of yourself!
[Terry:] So, you actually think you're the real Terry? You Bogard wannabe!
[Terry:] Ha!! Babble on, bud. You can't impersonate my true power. Oh yeah!

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] I can't find Andy anywhere around here. Terry!
[Terry:] A, Andy? I'm not his keeper.
[Mai:] ...Terry, you're hiding something.

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Where's my father? If you have hidden him, you'll pay!
[Terry:] Are you talking about that antique, Todoh? Haven't seen him.
[Kasumi:] Hmph! Prepare yourself, Terry!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] How about a match, for old time's sake? What do you say?
[Terry:] OK! Let's go wild!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] Hey, sonny! If you want to pass, you gotta get by me.
[Terry:] Sonny? What gives, Takuma?
[Mr. Karate:] Silence! I know not Takuma! I'm Mr. Karate!
[Terry:] If I were to tear off that mask, I'd know for sure!

(vs. Choi)

[Terry:] Hey, kiddo, what's wrong? Are you lost?
[Choi:] Yeeee! Who are you calling kiddo, buddy boy!
[Terry:] What's this? A tiny geezer?
[Choi:] Doh! Gyah! You're going down, buddy boy!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Hey, boy. Put 'em up!
[Terry:] Huh? Are you human? I thought you were a pig statue!
[Earthquake:] You and me! I'll mince you up!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Terry:] Lighten up there, dude. You're bringing me down.
[Genjyuro:] We shall see.
[Terry:] Come on, samurai guy!

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] I find you lacking...
[Terry:] Ha! Why don't you see how lacking I am?
[Shiki:] ...It'll kill you.

(vs. Geese)

[Terry:] Geese! You're alive!
[Geese:] Hmph! I'm immortal! Now it's time I even up our accounts.
[Terry:] Oh, we'll even things up all right. For good.

(vs. Mars People)

[Terry:] ...A snakehead!
[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bop.
[Terry:] ...Guess I was wrong.

(vs. Goenitz)

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(vs. Athena)

[Terry:] ...Where am I?
[Athena:] This is Heaven.
[Terry:] !! Who're you?
[Athena:] I am Athena... Ah! Hey, were you leering at me just now?!
[Terry:] ...What?
[Athena:] Unforgiveable! I will punish you for your impertinence!
[Terry:] W-wait! Hold on there.

(vs. Ryu)

[Terry:] Hey! Katera man!
[Ryu:] Karate! It's karate! Furthermore, I'm not some two-bit karate guy.
[Terry:] Oh, sorry about that. I guess I'll have to learn more about katera.
[Ryu:] Let me teach you. With these two fists!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] You and I share a similar smell, eh?
[Terry:] For sure. I was just thinking the same thing as you.
[Ken:] Up for a fight?
[Terry:] OK! Let's go wild!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Hmmmm. So you're Southtown's famed "hungry wolf."
[Terry:] Who are you? You're female, all right. But I'll bet you're tough.
[Chun-Li:] Care to make a crack about my legs, huh?
[Terry:] ...Farthest thing from my mind, honest!
[Chun-Li:] Enough! Time to see if the legend is true... I'll show you,
blondie!
[Terry:] If you wanted to fight then just say so! And you are?
[Chun-Li:] Chun-Li.
[Terry:] Chun-Li, eh? I'll remember that. Bring it on, legs!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] Undefeated in Southtown. The legendary hungry wolf, Terry Bogard, I
presume.
[Terry:] Huh? Who're you? ...Ha, ha, ha! Sorry, I don't know any cauliflower
heads!
[Guile:] Droll. Very well. I hear you and Mary are in cahoots, right?
[Terry:] Hey, cauliflower head! That's top secret!
[Guile:] As I thought. Time for the interrogation to begin! Let's go!
[Terry:] You're subtle as a skunk! OK! Come on!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Terry:] Man, you're thin! One punch and "snap!"
[Dhalsim:] Do not worry, friend. My body tempered by yoga's mysteries will not
break.
[Terry:] OK! Then no guilt here. Let's go, bean pole.
[Dhalsim:] Yoga.

(vs. Balrog)

[Terry:] You know, all you boxers look really stupid.
[Balrog:] In other words, we must look like you.
[Terry:] Ha ha ha. Toosh! OK! Time for these two birds of a feather to get
jiggy!

(vs. Vega)

[Terry:] Conceited fancy-pants like yourself tick me off!
[Vega:] The common folk like you cannot grasp my refined values and
spirituality. Know your own disgrace. And kneel before me.
[Terry:] A wolf yields to nothing.
[Vega:] Don't worry, wolfie. I'll dress your corpse up... with your blood.

(vs. Sagat)

[Terry:] Joe! Whoops. Hey, you're big! OK, big boy. Bring it on!
[Sagat:] Itching for a fight, huh? ...Very well... You'll taste the burn of
this emperor's wrath!

(vs. M. Bison)

[Terry:] Hmm. Well, I'm really gonna enjoy knocking you on your butt! Talk
about your stereotypical evil leader! You reek of evil, huh?
[M. Bison:] You goody-goody hero type. You don't know what you're coming up
against, do you?
[Terry:] Oh, I know exactly. This'll be a good one!
[M. Bison:] Hmm hmm hmm. Ignorant cretin!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Terry:] I've heard of a totally strong demon warrior... You must be him, eh?
[Akuma:] If we do clash, I do foresee your death... Do you not fear me?
[Terry:] So you are that guy! It's going to be a pleasure whomping you!
[Akuma:] Punch drunk fool. Your ignorance will be your undoing.

(vs. Hugo:)

[Terry:] Whoa! You're huge! Hmm. If you don't catch me, I'll be all right.
[Poison:] Heh, heh... That's a big "if," runt! ...Let's do it!
[Hugo:] I've got the power of a million megatons! You can't escape me!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Terry:] How do your clothes float like that? Magic? Tell me how to do it!
[Tessa:] It is not magic, just supra-sorcerical science. ............ Hey
there... You listening to me?
[Terry:] I-I'm sorry... You've already lost me.
[Tessa:] Then I shall explain myself in layman's terms. Care for a
demonstration?
[Terry:] OK! That I can understand.
[Tessa:] On with the demonstration!

(vs. Zero)

[Terry:] Hey there, kiddo. It's awfully dangerous around here for a tyke.
[Zero:] Ugh.... Watch it...! Kiddo?
[Terry:] You exude confidence. I like that. Let's mix it up!

(vs. Demitri)

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(vs. Dan)

[Terry:] Hey! Robert!
[Dan:] Huh? You talkin' to me?
[Terry:] What the... Who're you?
[Dan:] Oh, brother... Another one! For the last time! I am Dan Hibiki of the
Saikyo groove!

(vs. Red Arremer)

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(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] Whew, gasp... Phew.
[Terry:] What's the matter? Not feeling so hot? Iori Yagami?
[Riot Iori:] Ohhh-whoaa!
[Terry:] Now just relax. I'm going to send you to nappy-nap land!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Terry:] That's the spirit! I've been waiting to tangle with you!
[Serious Mr. Karate:] ...Come, then!
[Terry:] "A"-OK!

(vs. Violent Ken)

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(vs. Shin Akuma)

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MAI SHIRANUI

(vs. Kyo)

[Mai:] Kyo! Hey... have you seen Andy?
[Kyo:] Hmm. Nope. ...Geez! Talk about one love sick puppy!
[Mai:] What did you say? Hey, bub, are you hiding something?
[Kyo:] Who me? No!

(vs. Iori)

[Mai:] That won't do! Stunned by my beauty's no excuse for losing!
[Iori:] Maiden... You dare insult me?
[Mai:] Get ready, gloomy gus, cause here I come!
[Iori:] Little one... Know your place!

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] Well, well... Let's see this mighty Shiranui power, shall we?
[Mai:] Always the cocky one. Very well, then. Bring it on, beefcake!

(vs. Terry)

[Mai:] I can't find Andy anywhere around here. Terry!
[Terry:] A, Andy? I'm not his keeper.
[Mai:] ...Terry, you're hiding something.

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] No matter how much you look like me, you still won't convince Andy!
[Mai:] So you're the one! You've got my Andy!
[Mai:] Get ready, honey! You'll feel my scorn!
[Mai:] You'll never get Andy!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Oh, Mai... Keeping fit as ever, I see.
[Mai:] Love is the secret.
[Kasumi:] ...Love. Hard love, right?
[Mai:] Hey! Just what are you hinting at? These are real!
[Kasumi:] What? Huh?

(vs. Kim)

[Mai:] Oh, Kim! Have you seen Andy?
[Kim:] Not hide nor hair.
[Mai:] No? Well, later!
[Kim:] Hold on there.
[Kim:] Looks like I'm going to have to teach you about being more of a lady.
[Mai:] Say what?!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mai:] Oh! Mr. Sakazaki. Have you seen Andy?
[Mr. Karate:] The name is Mr. Karate! I know not this Sakazaki.
[Mai:] Is that so? So, what about Andy?
[Mr. Karate:] If you wish to know, you first must defeat me.

(vs. Choi)

[Mai:] Choi! Have you seen my little Andy-kins?
[Choi:] How should I know where he is, tootsie? ...Andy-kins... Yee, hee!
[Mai:] Huh?! "Yee, hee!" what? You do know something!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Mai:] Yikes! Now that is one obese belly!
[Earthquake:] Gah, f, f, f. You're a bit too bulgy in places, too!
[Mai:] Oh, how rude! You can't compare my bulges with yours!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Mai:] What a samurai stud! Have you seen my Andy?
[Genjyuro:] A female ninja, eh? You'll do well not to work your wiles on me.
[Mai:] Now just a darn minute! I'm not interested in...
[Genjyuro:] Cackling hen... Annoying wench! Die!

(vs. Shiki)

[Mai:] You, wouldn't have a clue where Andy is, huh?
[Shiki:] ...I only live for one other...

(vs. Geese)

[Mai:] Geese! Yikes! A ghost!
[Geese:] Oh, Bogard's lady!
[Mai:] I'll exorcise you!

(vs. Mars People)

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(vs. Goenitz)

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(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] Better ask directions... Holy cow!
[Mai:] W-what's the deal? Getting all worked up over someone's clothes.
[Ryu:] Those are rather unusual. Where's the circus?
[Mai:] How rude! This is the traditional Shiranui ninja style.
[Ryu:] Ninja style? People can see you coming miles away!
[Mai:] ...Looks like I'll have to teach you a lesson!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] ...Gag!...
[Mai:] Gag?
[Ken:] Are you a geisha?
[Mai:] How rude! Can't you tell right away from my clothes?
[Ken:] Sorry. Sorry. It's just... I... well... What the...
[Mai:] You scraggly rogue. It's time to teach you some Japanese manners!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Hey, you there! You need more clothes to walk out in public here!
[Mai:] You're one to talk! How dare you belittle my ninja traditions!
[Chun-Li:] Traditions shmaditions! Put on some decent clothes or I'm taking
you in!
[Mai:] And what about you? You call those "decent"? But I guess with those
chunky legs, that's the best you could do!
[Chun-Li:] OK, that does it! The nerve of you!
[Mai:] The nerve of you!
[Chun-Li:] Say what?!
[Mai:] That's what!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] I've heard Japanese women are both reserved and prudent.
[Mai:] That's about right, wouldn't you say?
[Guile:] ...But I guess every country is guilty of a little propaganda.
[Mai:] The nerve! This reserved and prudent Japanese maid will rearrange your
face!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] First you must remove all unwanted fat from you. Then you will be
swift.
[Mai:] ...Put a sock in it! My body hasn't an ounce of unwanted fat!
[Dhalsim:] Do not deceive yourself. Training must begin with complete
honesty.... For example... learning your true weight.
[Mai:] Yaaah! Stop! Stop! Enough! I am going to put a sock in it for you!

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] Be my bride. And I will make you a queen.
[Mai:] Sorry, Mr. Goon. I'm already spoken for. Phhhhhht!
[Balrog:] I'm a lot stronger than those other flippy fops! You still can
reconsider.
[Mai:] Brute strength alone won't cut it with me! And anyway... Andy is way
tougher than you!
[Balrog:] Why you! I'll ruin you! Chicks like you only learn the hard way!
[Mai:] You simple musclehead. Your limbs are going to learn my lesson of pain.

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Oh, you're quite lovely.
[Mai:] Finally, someone who appreciates true beauty. You must be a gentleman.
[Vega:] Your body covered with your vermillion blood. It gives me goosebumps!
[Mai:] ...I take it all back. You're a psycho freak! It's clobbering time!

(vs. Sagat)

[Mai:] Being up against a honey pie like me, how about a little smile?
[Sagat:] Is that how you face life-and-death battles? Foolish little girl.
[Mai:] Now don't get all shy. Let's do it, big boy!
[Sagat:] ...

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Wah ha ha. A girl! Such sweet prey for my psychic powers!
[Mai:] Psycho...? When you say that, it really freaks me out!
[M. Bison:] Wah ha ha. You're pretty funny. Soon you'll know how foolish you
are.

(vs. Akuma:)

[Mai:] My! You're a scary one. You look like a devil.
[Akuma:] Please die, post haste.
[Mai:] And me without my crucifix and holy water....
[Akuma:] ....
[Mai:] I guess it's all up to my strength and powers alone.
[Akuma:] Destroy!
[Mai:] Yikes! Right away? I really hate being rushed, you know!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] Hmm. Well, you pass. A bit too bumpy though.
[Mai:] Hey! Watch it, bub!
[Poison:] I'm sorry, but you'll be working for me.
[Hugo:] Don't worry though. You'll be well fed.

(vs. Tessa:)

[Mai:] Oh, gracious. You do dress boldly.
[Tessa:] All the better for mastering sorcery. You, on the other hand, leave
too little to the imagination.
[Mai:] H-hey! Shut your mouth! You'll get bonked!
[Tessa:] Have I angered you? Fighting's so wasteful, but what the heck?

(vs. Zero)

[Mai:] Oh, what do we have here? What a cute dolly-wolly! I want one!
[Zero:] ....? What? This Cyber Elf?
[Mai:] Ooooh... Can I get one of those, too?
[Zero:] Another Irregular...? Oh, how tragic...
[Mai:] What do you mean by that? You dare insult me! You'll be sorry! Big
time!

(vs. Demitri)

[Demitri:] Fair maiden, if you bid, let me have you for dinner tonight.
[Mai:] Hmm... A beauty like me and all Blondie thinks about is training...
[Demitri:] What is wrong... Fair maiden?
[Mai:] Oh, clam up! Back off, bloodsucker!

(vs. Dan)

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(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Mai:] Oh, Mr. Sakazaki. I may be wrong, but you look different.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] I'm not Mr. Sakazaki. I'm Mr. Karate. Enough talk! Come
on!
[Mai:] Huh? What?

(vs. Violent Ken)

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(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

KASUMI TODOH

(vs. Kyo)

[Kyo:] Well, well, well. So, you're in KOF, too...
[Kasumi:] Kasumi Todoh, here. Are you up for it?
[Kyo:] What? Just like that?

(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] ...Pathetic.
[Kasumi:] How dare you insult the way of the Todoh! You'll take that back!

(vs. Ryo)

[Kasumi:] Ah! Ryo Sakazaki!
[Ryo:] Oh, Todoh
[Kasumi:] My father'll be avenged! Prepare yourself, Sakazaki!

(vs. Terry)

[Kasumi:] Where's my father? If you have hidden him, you'll pay!
[Terry:] Are you talking about that antique, Todoh? Haven't seen him.
[Kasumi:] Hmph! Prepare yourself, Terry!

(vs. Mai)

[Kasumi:] Oh, Mai... Keeping fit as ever, I see.
[Mai:] Love is the secret.
[Kasumi:] ...Love. Hard love, right?
[Mai:] Hey! Just what are you hinting at? These are real!
[Kasumi:] What? Huh?

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] A poor impression of the Todoh way...
[Kasumi:] You're the phoney!
[Kasumi:] Prepare yourself... uh... myself?!

(vs. Kim)

[Kasumi:] Greetings, Kim! It's been a while.
[Kim:] Oh, Miss Todoh... Care for a little match, do you?
[Kasumi:] Sounds good to me.

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Kasumi:] Oh, Takuma Sakazaki. Who are you trying to fool with the mask?!
[Mr. Karate:] Takuma Sakazaki? Hah! Why I'm Mr. Karate!
[Kasumi:] You can't fool me! Prepare yourself... Tak... uh... Mr. Karate!

(vs. Choi)

[Kasumi:] What gives? Aren't you Kim's...
[Choi:] Curses! Curses! Don't tell Kim about this, OK, Tootsie?
[Kasumi:] Hmm. Something's fishy.
[Choi:] N-no. Anyway... Shush! Eh, Tootsie?

(vs. Earthquake)

[Kasumi:] P. U.! What stinks?
[Earthquake:] Stinks? Eat this! Arrgh!
[Kasumi:] Th-that nose! Prepare yourself, Piggy!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Kasumi:] Ooh. What gloom.
[Genjyuro:] Oh-ho! You are an observant wench.
[Kasumi:] Backstabbing fiend! Prepare yourself!

(vs. Shiki)

[Kasumi:] Oh, it's you? Have you seen my father?
[Shiki:] ....
[Kasumi:] Hm. With that attitude, I bet you know something. It's useless to
deny it. Prepare yourself!

(vs. Geese)

[Kasumi:] I am Kasumi, daughter of Ryuhaku Todoh. Defend yourself, Geese!
[Geese:] Hmph. I've met this daughter of a fly before...
[Kasumi:] My father's been here? Am I a tough enough martial artist yet? But I
must not show my Achilles' heel in front of my enemy!
[Geese:] You're a spunky one. OK. I'll oblige you. Bring it on, fly!

(vs. Mars People)

[Kasumi:] Wow! An alien. G, greetings.
[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bop!
[Kasumi:] I-it looks angry!
[Mars People:] Beep boop!

(vs. Goenitz)

[Kasumi:] A priest? I'm a Buddhist. And... that suits me just fine.
[Goenitz:] Oh no, my child. I don't seek converts. However...
[Kasumi:] ...you seek a fight?!
[Goenitz:] Hoo, hoo, hoo. A good wind blows... His will be done!

(vs. Athena)

[Kasumi:] ...Where am I?
[Athena:] Huh? A human in a place like this?...
[Kasumi:] Hmm. This is your doing? Prepare... yourself!
[Athena:] Uh... Excuse me. Wait.

(vs. Ryu)

[Kasumi:] Eee-yah! Hah!
[Ryu:] Oh, a Todoh disciple!
[Kasumi:] Who are you?
[Ryu:] Oh, forgive me. I heard you training.
[Kasumi:] You'll pay for barging in on my secret exercises!
[Ryu:] .........
[Kasumi:] Disciple of Todoh, Kasumi Todoh. I challenge you!

(vs. Ken)

[Kasumi:] Disciple of Kyokugen! Defend yourself!
[Ken:] Hey, wait! Wait! I've got nothing to do with that Keeyokugen!
[Kasumi:] Hmm.. A closer look... Oops. Excuse my rashness.
[Ken:] But I'll be able to use that move I saw. What disciple are you?
[Kasumi:] I'm a disciple of Todoh.
[Ken:] Is that so? How about it? Let's spar a little.
[Kasumi:] I don't spar. I battle for keeps!
[Ken:] Very well! Let's do it!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] (Nice legs. She must tell me her secret.)
[Kasumi:] Huh? Menace! Yah!
[Chun-Li:] Yeek! What's your problem?
[Kasumi:] Silence! You tried to ambush me. I read your thoughts.
[Chun-Li:] Hold on. I was just noticing your legs and... Uh, oh!
[Kasumi:] You dare insult me! Defend yourself!

(vs. Guile)

[Kasumi:] Hey, you there! Where's my father?
[Guile:] Beats me. What're you yammering about?
[Kasumi:] Hmm. Guess you're sworn to secrecy. But please, tell me.
[Guile:] I'm really sorry. But I'm clueless. Pack it in, sister.
[Kasumi:] You still refuse after my entreaties? Very well then, jarhead!
[Guile:] What're you doing?!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Kasumi:] Your appendages stretch? Will wonders never cease?
[Dhalsim:] The miracles of yoga. With a little practice, you can do the same.
[Kasumi:] Are you serious? Then, enlighten me.
[Dhalsim:] Very well. Assume your stance!

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] Oh, ho, young lady. From whence do you wander in from?
[Kasumi:] Release my hand.
[Balrog:] Very nice. And so slim. How about you and me...?
[Kasumi:] You foul little man! ...Defend yourself!

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Ooh-hoo-hoo. Such clean beauty. Not too shabby.
[Kasumi:] What're you looking at?
[Vega:] The future: Your wimpering self, sliced, diced and julienne fried.
[Kasumi:] You really do have the heart of a demon... Then feel the sting of
Kasumi Todoh! Defend yourself, OK...?

(vs. Sagat)

[Kasumi:] Cough it up! Where's my father?
[Sagat:] What chatter is this? You have the wrong man.
[Kasumi:] You dare act stupid? Defend yourself!

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Hey, there, young lady. You know well the ways of the warrior, I
see.
[Kasumi:] You have a keen eye. I am a Todoh disciple... And who may you be?
[M. Bison:] Interesting. If I tempber her with my killer bees, she'll be quite
useful.
[Kasumi:] Another villain! Defend yourself!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Akuma:] Young lady... Walk away. You needn't die so young.
[Kasumi:] Do not insult me! The power of Todoh cannot pale to yours!
[Akuma:] ...Very well. No mercy. These fists of destruction will dispose of you.
[Kasumi:] A suitable opponent to prove the power of Todoh! Begin!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Kasumi:] So you're the culprits! Forcing my father into pro wrestling...
[Poison:] Huh? What'd this chick say? Do you know her?
[Hugo:] Never seen her before. Maybe she's related to some clown we
moidelized?
[Kasumi:] I'll jog your memories. Defend yourself.

(vs. Tessa:)

[Kasumi:] It's you then! The fortune teller with the bizarre vestments.
[Tessa:] Time for introductions. I am no fortune teller. I'm a sorcerologist.
[Kasumi:] Huh? Are you crazy? Whatever it is called, it's all tommy-rot!
[Tessa:] I pity you. Calling that you can't grasp, "tommy-rot."
[Kasumi:] Hmm. Enough! Tell me where my father is, now!
[Tessa:] Very well... But in your quest for someone... ...you need catalysts
not found in this world. In the first place...
[Kasumi:] Enough prattling! Tell me my fortune or defend yourself!
[Tessa:] ...Oh good grief!

(vs. Zero)

[Ciel:] (Zero! Beware!)
[Zero:] Unh.
[Kasumi:] Muttering sissy! Come on! I'll beat some courage into you.
[Zero:] ...Hopeless...

(vs. Demitri)

[Kasumi:] You! My father's blood... Now he's a zombie... wandering around!
Fiend!
[Demitri:] Uh, excuse me, I don't drink male blood...
[Kasumi:] No, don't play dumb! Defend yourself!

(vs. Dan)

[Kasumi:] What? Robert Garcia! Defend yourself! I'll avenge you, Father!
[Dan:] No! No! No! I'm Dan Hibiki. OK? Get it right!
[Kasumi:] It's useless to feign innocence. Defend yourself!

(vs. Red Arremer)

[Kasumi:] Hey, red guy! Where's my father?
[Red Arremer:] Gyah, gyah!
[Kasumi:] It's useless to feign innocence. Defend yourself!

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] Ooh-whoaaa.
[Kasumi:] "Ooh-whoaaaa." What does that mean? Where's my father?
[Riot Iori:] Whoaah-ooooh.
[Kasumi:] Still playing dumb? Then defend yourself!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Kasumi:] I knew it all along. Takuma Sakazaki! You're the ringleader!
[Serious Mr. Karate:] I'm not Takuma Sakazaki! I'm Mr. Karate!
[Kasumi:] It's useless to feign innocence. Defend yourself!

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Kasumi:] What's wrong? Are you okay? Where's my father?
[Violent Ken:] Ooh-whoaaaa. Who is that...? You... You're dead!
[Kasumi:] Lend someone a kind ear and this is the thanks you get! Defend
yourself!

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[Kasumi:] A d-demon! And here I am with no talisman...
[Shin Akuma:] Destroy!

KIM KAPHWAN

(vs. Kyo)

[Kim:] Just how long have you been in high school? Well, put 'em up! I'm
pumped now, sonny! Bring it on!
[Kyo:] What? Just like that?

(vs. Iori)

[Kim:] I've always wanted to do what I'll do now: I'm gonna mend your ways.
[Iori:] ...Hmph.
[Kim:] Walk the righteous path! ...Let's do it!

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] ...So, where're your ghoulish flunkies today?
[Kim:] Ha ha ha. I don't always lead 'em by the nose, you know.
[Ryo:] Whatever. How about teaching me some new moves, eh?

(vs. Terry)

[Kim:] How about a match, for old time's sake? What do you say?
[Terry:] OK! Let's go wild!

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] Oh, Kim! Have you seen Andy?
[Kim:] Not hide nor hair.
[Mai:] No? Well, later!
[Kim:] Hold on there.
[Kim:] Looks like I'm going to have to teach you about being more of a lady.
[Mai:] Say what?!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Greetings, Kim! It's been a while.
[Kim:] Oh, Miss Todoh... Care for a little match, do you?
[Kasumi:] Sounds good to me.

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] What? You again? Why not give this Kim shtick a rest?
[Kim:] That's my line, pal!
[Kim:] I see you're just not going to listen!
[Kim:] That's my line, too!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Kim:] Huh? And you are...?
[Mr. Karate:] Why, I'm Mr. Karate!
[Kim:] Oooo-kay... How about it? May I have the honor of a bout with you?
[Mr. Karate:] Very well, sonny! Show me your stuff!

(vs. Choi)

[Kim:] And just what are you doing here?
[Choi:] Eek! Master Kim! Me?... Uh, training. That's it! Training!
[Kim:] Uh, huh... Well, then, let's spar a little, okay?
[Choi:] Oh, brother... I'm done for!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Kim:] Now here's a candidate for rehabilitation...
[Earthquake:] Who are you, freak? Want to die?
[Kim:] I'm gonna straighten out your warped personality!
[Earthquake:] No one's going to change my ways, fool!

(vs. Genjyuro:)

[Kim:] Hey, stop spinning that thing around!
[Genjyuro:] Hunh? Who are you?
[Kim:] I'll teach you that you can be strong enough without weapons!
[Genjyuro:] It would seem... you wish to die.

(vs. Shiki)

[Kim:] What's eating at you, young lady?
[Shiki:] ......
[Kim:] This too is justice. May I help you?
[Shiki:] Leave me...

(vs. Geese)

[Kim:] I cannot leave one who is so possessed of evil...
[Geese:] Another pest...
[Kim:] You'll regret that snotty remark!
[Geese:] Hmph!

(vs. Mars People)

[Kim:] What is this?
[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bop!
[Kim:] An invader from space! I'll drive it back!

(vs. Goenitz)

[Kim:] An evil fiend in holy vestments!
[Goenitz:] And you must be the "justice's hypocrite" I have heard of.
[Kim:] Fiddle faddle! I'll set your twisted aright again!

(vs. Athena)

[Kim:] Put on some clothes! Have you no shame?!
[Athena:] Do you object to my fashion sense? Doesn't it suit me?
[Kim:] That's not what I'm talking about! Cover yourself!
[Athena:] I'm rather fond of this outfit...

(vs. Ryu)

[Kim:] It's just like you. Scouting me out before a bout.
[Ryu:] Going against a famous Tae Kwon Do master would give anyone pause.
[Kim:] And I have heard your name praised, too. Don't be shy. Step into the
ring.
[Ryu:] ...All right!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Karate, you say? No, that's not right. Tae Kwon Do, isn't it?
[Kim:] That is correct. The pride of my land. The ultimate martial art!
[Ken:] How do you know it's the ultimate?
[Kim:] Well, then, let me prove it to you now. Start warming up.
[Ken:] You're quite a gentleman. There'll be no need. I'm always warmed up.
[Kim:] Such diligence! Then let's do it!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Excuse me. I'm with Interpol. My sources tell me you're harboring
some criminal types...
[Kim:] Oh, you mean those two wastrels? They're my rehab project. Could you
leave them with me a little longer?
[Chun-Li:] I can't permit such liberty with the law. I'm taking them in.
[Kim:] You dare doubt my sincerity?
[Chun-Li:] If you obstruct me, I'll have to get tough!

(vs. Guile)

[Kim:] Magnificent! Both speed and power, and an ideal physique to boot!
[Guile:] You're not bad yourself. You look tough.
[Kim:] Have you ever come up against Tae Kwon Do?
[Guile:] Nope. But I hear it's used by the military in Korea.
[Kim:] You know many things. Care to spar?
[Guile:] There's a plan.

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Kim:] The secrets of yoga. I've heard of them, but who'd of thought...?
[Dhalsim:] Your surprise is tenable. With a little practice, anyone can do this.
[Kim:] Tae Kwon Do with Yoga? I'd be invincible! Please, spar with me!
[Dhalsim:] Very well. Show me your stuff!

(vs. Balrog)

[Kim:] Oh, so it's you?
[Balrog:] You know me? Impressive. It deserves a smidge of mercy or two.
[Kim:] In spite of your ability, you fight dirty. And it got you banned.
[Balrog:] ...And you'd like to say?
[Kim:] With my rehabilitation, I can turn you around. Rehabilitate two.
Rehabilitate three. It's no difference to me.
[Balrog:] Rehabilitation? Say what? If you think you can, give it a shot!
[Kim:] Evil blocks your sincere understanding! Evil is my enemy!

(vs. Vega)

[Kim:] You've gotten bigger. You could be Choi's spitting image.
[Vega:] You're pathetic. Unable to appreciate my unparalleled beauty!
[Kim:] What a cruel glare... Just what evil have you done so far?
[Vega:] To attain pure beauty, the deaths of a few are of no consequence.
[Kim:] What stupidity...! I cannot forgive you!

(vs. Sagat)

[Kim:] How could such a noble fighter become a lap dog of evil?
[Sagat:] Evil and justice do not exist. I crave but power!
[Kim:] If you do not believe in justice's might, I'll prove it exists.
[Sagat:] Very well. Prove it. As emperor, I will vanquish all challengers.

(vs. M. Bison)

[Kim:] Again... Genuine, 100 proof... Pure, unadulterated evil! Compared to
you, Chang and Choi are choirboys.
[M. Bison:] Gya ha ha ha. I'm Bison, evil's emperor! Ruler of the world!
[Kim:] Evil... is my enemy!
[M. Bison:] Pathetic fool... My psycho power'll make mincemeat of you.

(vs. Akuma)

[Kim:] Why do you not use such overwhelming power for the sake of justice?
[Akuma:] There is no good or evil to strength! I seek only pure power!
[Kim:] You're wrong! Your defeat will prove the error of your ways.

(vs. Hugo)

[Kim:] ...Impressive specimens. Far superior to Chang.
[Hugo:] What do you want? Are you looking to become my partner?
[Kim:] How about making the most of your gifts and master Tae Kwon Do?
[Poison:] A wager then... If you lose, you must join our troupe!
[Kim:] Wah ha ha! Me lose? That's funny!

(vs. Tessa)

[Tessa:] Tae Kwon Do? Too many foot moves... Not interested.
[Kim:] Wait! It is time you learn the wonder of justice's strength!
[Tessa:] Justice, you say? Sounds intriguing. This justice... I'd like to
examine it scientifically.
[Kim:] You don't need to. Justice courses through my body.
[Tessa:] Ooh, how inviting.  That's more reason to look into it.

(vs. Zero)

[Zero:] Beat it, bub...
[Kim:] You dare say to me... Justice incarnate... "Beat it, bub"? Could it
be... that you are evil? (Ping!)
[Zero:] No, it couldn't... It is! You nub!

(vs. Demitri)

[Kim:] Ungodly creature! What brings you to this world?!
[Demitri:] Hmm Hmm. This world... is ripe for my rule.
[Kim:] As long as I'm around, evil will never reign!

(vs. Dan)

[Kim:] If you too are a fighter, you really should work on that gut, my
friend.
[Dan:] Hey, do I know you? Want a knuckle sandwich?
[Kim:] You just don't get it. I'm just saying I'll put you into shape!

(vs. Red Arremer)

[Kim:] There's something really wrong with this guy!
[Red Arremer:] Gyah-gyah!
[Kim:] I'll rehab you!

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Kim:] He's lost it...
[Riot Iori:] Oooh-whoaaaa!
[Kim:] I'll put you back on the straight and narrow!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Kim:] Hnh! I can do this!
[Serious Mr. Karate:] This is what I'm all about, sonny!
[Kim:] Is that so? Then I'll have to show you my full capabilities!
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Very well, then! I'll show you my true power, too!

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Kim:] It seems you are fully in evil's grip...
[Violent Ken:] Ooh-whoaaaa! ...Pure destruction... No evil. No good...
[Kim:] What can I do? It's up to me to pry you loose, I guess.

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[Kim:] A real fighter fights responsibly! Got that?
[Shin Akuma:] Ludicrous!
[Kim:] For the likes of you, justice's hammer's coming down hard on your head.

MR. KARATE

(vs. Kyo)

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(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] Who are you, peon?
[Mr. Karate:] They call me Karate. Mr. Karate. One punch... and it's all over!
[Iori:] Balderdash... Time for you to expire.

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] Time for a changing of the guard, old timer.
[Mr. Karate:] In your dreams, sonny.
[Ryo:] I'll show you, pops.
[Mr. Karate:] Not!

(vs. Terry)

[Mr. Karate:] Hey, sonny! If you want to pass, you gotta get by me.
[Terry:] Sonny? What gives, Takuma?
[Mr. Karate:] Silence! I know not Takuma! I'm Mr. Karate!
[Terry:] If I were to tear off that mask, I'd know for sure!

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] Oh! Mr. Sakazaki. Have you seen Andy?
[Mr. Karate:] The name is Mr. Karate! I know not this Sakazaki.
[Mai:] Is that so? So, what about Andy?
[Mr. Karate:] If you wish to know, you first must defeat me.

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Oh, Takuma Sakazaki. Who are you trying to fool with the mask?!
[Mr. Karate:] Takuma Sakazaki? Hah! Why I'm Mr. Karate!
[Kasumi:] You can't fool me! Prepare yourself... Tak... uh... Mr. Karate!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] Huh? And you are...?
[Mr. Karate:] Why, I'm Mr. Karate!
[Kim:] Oooo-kay... How about it? May I have the honor of a bout with you?
[Mr. Karate:] Very well, sonny! Show me your stuff!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] You buffoon! Masquerading in my name!
[Mr. Karate:] Masquerading in my name! You buffon!
[Mr. Karate:] I'll rip that mask right off your mug!
[Mr. Karate:] Right off your mug I'll rip that mask!

(vs. Choi)

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(vs. Earthquake)

[Mr. Karate:] This guy's a blockhead.
[Earthquake:] Snort. Snort.
[Mr. Karate:] Read a book, clown.
[Earthquake:] Snort. Snort.

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Mr. Karate:] Hmm hmm hmm. I sense an evil presence about to be unleashed.
[Genjyuro:] ...You got that right. Get on my bad side and I'll destroy you!
[Mr. Karate:] Wah ha ha ha. You're funny! Take your best shot!
[Genjyuro:] ...Prattling simpleton.

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] You upset me. Die, banana nose!
[Mr. Karate:] ...Huh? Who may you be?
[Shiki:] I said, die!
[Mr. Karate:] ...Are you titched? OK, have it your way. I'll humor you!

(vs. Geese)

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(vs. Mars People)

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(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] This guy's impervious...
[Mr. Karate:] What's wrong, sonny? We can't start until you make your move!
[Ryu:] You're quite the master. You lack nothing.
[Mr. Karate:] You got that right. Attack, and learn. Hi-yaaaaah!

(vs. Ken)

[Mr. Karate:] Think those limp wrists can possibly beat me? You got to be
kidding!
[Ken:] Bring it on, big nose!
[Mr. Karate:] Then attack and learn!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Mr. Karate:] For a woman you are really ripped!
[Chun-Li:] How can you tell with but one glance?
[Mr. Karate:] Just how tough are you?
[Chun-Li:] Are you implying that you're tougher than I? Bring it on, Grandpa!

(vs. Guile)

[Mr. Karate:] Hm. No wasted movement. You must be a soldier.
[Guile:] A look at my duds and any idiot'd know that!
[Mr. Karate:] You got me there. So, are you ready for combat, soldier?
[Guile:] If you keep this secret.
[Mr. Karate:] Relax! Tennnn-shun!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Mr. Karate:] A secret yoga ceremony... Levitation. Meditation. Elastified
limbs...
[Dhalsim:] Verily. But yoga's secret rituals are not for violence. I use it
not frivolously.
[Mr. Karate:] If you desire mercy, I will back away. Spare the guilt trip.
[Dhalsim:] You are berserk. If this is destined, then I must abide...

(vs. Balrog)

[Mr. Karate:] You should train your head too, big boy.
[Balrog:] My head butts are a work of art, eh?
[Mr. Karate:] Oh, good grief. That's not what I meant. Whatever. Put 'em up!
[Balrog:] What did you mean, you Halloween reject!
[Mr. Karate:] How about shock therapy? Punch a few TVs and you might feel
better.
[Balrog:] Say what?

(vs. Vega)

[Mr. Karate:] That mask tells me you have no self-confidence.
[Vega:] ......
[Mr. Karate:] I'll pluck those talons, break that mask, and then you can start
all over.

(vs. Sagat)

[Mr. Karate:] Strength, moves, speed. Quite remarkable. However...
[Sagat:] Hey, silly masked man. What do you mean by that "however"?
[Mr. Karate:] I can't express it. Let me beat it into you.
[Sagat:] Supercilious jester. You stick in my craw.

(vs. M. Bison)

[Mr. Karate:] You have unusual moves, I mean... parlor tricks.
[M. Bison:] Enough of your prattle. Show yourself!
[Mr. Karate:] In your dreams. If you want to see me, remove it yourself.
[M. Bison:] There's no need. I'm not interested in those about to die!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Mr. Karate:] In your quest for power, you lost your humanity. You sad, sad
man.
[Akuma:] Poppycock!... Rage is my reason!
[Mr. Karate:] You must fight it! Rediscover your humanity, you hideous, demon
freak!
[Akuma:] Ludicrous!

(vs. Hugo:)

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(vs. Tessa:)

[Mr. Karate:] ...That's quite a get-up. And I sense you are not of this
world...
[Tessa:] ...Very perceptive. Does that strange mask possess magical powers?
[Mr. Karate:] No, it's nothing that is so special as that.
[Tessa:] You saw my true form? Your perspicacity... Or is your mask magic? I
will need to make sure by myself...

(vs. Zero)

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(vs. Demitri)

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(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

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(vs. Riot Iori)

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(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

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(vs. Violent Ken)

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(vs. Shin Akuma)

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CHOI BOUNGE

(vs. Kyo)

[Kyo:] Oh, good grief! Another bonehead...
[Choi:] Don't pooh-pooh me! I'll slice you, buddy boy! Oooh-Kee!
[Kyo:] You're toast, pal!

(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] Move, troll!
[Choi:] Ooh, hyah! Having a bad hair day? Bet you didn't even see me coming.
Did you, huh?
[Iori:] You're history, dwarf!

(vs. Ryo)

[

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Hey, kiddo, what's wrong? Are you lost?
[Choi:] Yeeee! Who are you calling kiddo, buddy boy!
[Terry:] What's this? A tiny geezer?
[Choi:] Doh! Gyah! You're going down, buddy boy!

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] Choi! Have you seen my little Andy-kins?
[Choi:] How should I know where he is, tootsie? ...Andy-kins... Yee, hee!
[Mai:] Huh?! "Yee, hee!" what? You do know something!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] What gives? Aren't you Kim's...
[Choi:] Curses! Curses! Don't tell Kim about this, OK, Tootsie?
[Kasumi:] Hmm. Something's fishy.
[Choi:] N-no. Anyway... Shush! Eh, Tootsie?

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] And just what are you doing here?
[Choi:] Eek! Master Kim! Me?... Uh, training. That's it! Training!
[Kim:] Uh, huh... Well, then, let's spar a little, okay?
[Choi:] Oh, brother... I'm done for!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Choi:] ...? Have we met somewhere before, buddy boy?
[Mr. Karate:] N-no. Not possible. We've never met... Really!
[Choi:] ?! Are you by chance... Yeah, you're Tak...
[Mr. Karate:] Shhhht! Enough chit-chat! Put 'em up, tiny!

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[Choi:] H-holy cow! You're bigger than Chang.
[Earthquake:] Who're you, tiny? Got a deathwish?
[Choi:] Tiny?! Why you! I'll slice you up and sell you, buddy boy!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] ...Who're you?
[Choi:] Nobody... buddy boy.
[Genjyuro:] Pesky flea. Die!

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] Move or die!
[Choi:] Well, I won't be going, tootsie!
[Shiki:] ......

(vs. Geese)

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(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] That's a weird stance. Looks a bit like... Tae Kwon Do!
[Choi:] Eeee-yaoh! I'm a genuine Tae Kwon Do disciple!
[Ryu:] Tae Kwon Do with a touch of steel, eh? Cool! How about a match?
[Choi:] Eee-ya, hah! You'll add to the rust on my claws!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Hey little geezer. Care to spar?
[Choi:] Who, me, buddy boy? You're a rude one!
[Ken:] There's nothing like mixing it up with a freak like you!
[Choi:] Eee-ya! You'll be sorry when I make sashimi of you!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Choi:] Hey, I know you... You're a cop!
[Chun-Li:] You're quite perceptive. Hey! Didn't I put you in the slammer...?
[Choi:] Yeah! I'll teach you to toss me in the big house! You'll die on duty!
[Chun-Li:] Such bitterness. Ah, OK. Try taking it out on me!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] Kids like you should not play with knives.
[Choi:] I'm no kid, buddy boy. I'm a full-fledged adult, I am!
[Guile:] Yeah, sure. You kids always say that.
[Choi:] Gyah! That did it! You're mine, buddy boy!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] You're a slave to desire. You must train and learn yoga to save
yourself.
[Choi:] I'll leave the preaching to Kim. Can it, buddy boy!
[Dhalsim:] Even if you'll be able to become taller, too? I know you want that.
[Choi:] T-taller? OK. You got me curious. Start talking.
[Dhalsim:] First, you must purge all desires.
[Choi:] ...You gotta be nuts! I guess I'm just doomed to enjoy myself. Let's
go, stretch!

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] Move or I'll stomp you! You little pest!
[Choi:] Both dumb and rude, eh, buddy boy? I'll just assume Kim's role and
start your rehabilitation!
[Balrog:] Who is that?! You speak in tongues! I'm gonna stomp you!
[Choi:] I'll slice you silly! Let's do it, buddy boy!

(vs. Vega)

[Choi:] Hmm. I guess I'm famous now, huh? But I'm not wearing a mask now,
buddy boy.
[Vega:] How repulsive.
[Choi:] Eeeeh! I don't need guff from you, masked moron!
[Vega:] Enough of you... Pay with your death!

(vs. Sagat)

[Sagat:] Vermin. Get out of my sight!...
[Choi:] Why don't you see if I'm vermin or not!
[Sagat:] No need. Vermin is vermin. I've no time for vermin. An emperor like
me touches not vermin.
[Choi:] Vermin. Vermin. Vermin. You're making me mad!
[Sagat:] ...Looks like you, you're vermin to me.

(vs. M. Bison)

[Choi:] Evil I do not forgive. Just a joke, buddy boy.
[M. Bison:] Hmph. I see you get me. I can use you as a gopher in my
organization. Now, bow down to me.
[Choi:] Don't play me! Even I've got some pride, buddy boy!
[M. Bison:] Very little. Ha ha! Oh, I kill me. So how 'bout it. Bow!
[Choi:] Pass!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Akuma:] Pest... Fly away!
[Choi:] Pest? That hurts. Actually I'm a master fighter, buddy boy!
[Akuma:] ...You can spout off in the netherworld!
[Choi:] Eeeh-hyah! You can't stop me now. Now I'm really mad!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Hugo:] ...You are small! Want to join us?
[Choi:] Eeeeh-gyah! Did you call me small? Yes, you did, buddy boy!
[Hugo:] Stay away from my feet. I just might stomp you flat as a pancake.
[Choi:] Oooh-hah!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] ... (How miniscule... Is everyone like him?)
[Choi:] Huh? You think me "miniscule" do you? How rude!
[Tessa:] What? You have the power to read my mind?
[Choi:] Eeeeh-yah! I knew it!
[Tessa:] You're so intriguing. Let me study you to establish sorcerology!
[Choi:] Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Mince! Chop!

(vs. Zero)

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(vs. Demitri)

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(vs. Dan)

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(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Serious Mr. Karate:] Bring it on!
[Choi:] Bring what on?
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Either you start it, or I end it now!
[Choi:] What's up, buddy boy? What'd I do to you?

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Violent Ken:] Ooooooh-whoooo.
[Choi:] Oh, great. Another freak.
[Violent Ken:] Ooooooh-whoooo. I'm gonna kill you!
[Choi:] But why, buddy boy?

(vs. Shin Akuma)

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EARTHQUAKE

(vs. Kyo)

[Kyo:] And what are you all about, prune face?
[Earthquake:] Why you... I'm gonna mash you!

(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] ...Back off, warthog.
[Earthquake:] Snoooooort!
[Iori:] So you wish to die, eh?

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] Hey, I just thought it was a good idea.
[Earthquake:] Snort. You're quite the little pest, huh?
[Ryo:] Pretty keen trinket you got there, pal.
[Earthquake:] Just the thing to slice and dice the likes of you. Come on, I'll
show you.

(vs. Terry)

[Earthquake:] Hey, boy. Put 'em up!
[Terry:] Huh? Are you human? I thought you were a pig statue!
[Earthquake:] You and me! I'll mince you up!

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] Yikes! Now that is one obese belly!
[Earthquake:] Gah, f, f, f. You're a bit too bulgy in places, too!
[Mai:] Oh, how rude! You can't compare my bulges with yours!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] P.U.! What stinks?
[Earthquake:] Stinks? Eat this! Arrgh!
[Kasumi:] Th-that nose! Prepare yourself, piggy!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] Now here's a candidate for rehabilitation...
[Earthquake:] Who are you, freak? Want to die?
[Kim:] I'm gonna straighten out your warped personality!
[Earthquake:] No one's going to change my ways, fool!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] This guy's a blockhead.
[Earthquake:] Snort. Snort.
[Mr. Karate:] Read a book, clown.
[Earthquake:] Snort. Snort.

(vs. Choi)

[Choi:] H-holy cow! You're bigger than Chang.
[Earthquake:] Who're you, tiny? Got a deathwish?
[Choi:] Tiny?! Why you! I'll slice you up and sell you, buddy boy!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Snort... You look terrible!
[Earthquake:] Snort... Don't you have a mirror?

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Earthquake:] Why you're Genjyuro! What're you doing here?
[Genjyuro:] Brigand... Bottom dweller...
[Earthquake:] Snort. Snort. You're a nuisance. I'll crush you!

(vs. Shiki)

[Earthquake:] Snort... You're a spunky one! Come to me!
[Shiki:] ...You... are dead...

(vs. Geese)

[Earthquake:] Snort. Snort. I'll do away with you then the gold's mine!
[Geese:] Hmph! It's a plan! Put 'em up!

(vs. Mars People)

[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bop!
[Earthquake:] You're gonna be sashimi!

(vs. Goenitz)

[Goenitz:] Do you believe in the Orochi?
[Earthquake:] Hah! Pagan gods. I place my faith in nothing but money!

(vs. Athena)

[Earthquake:] Oh! You are one fine female specimen! I'll eat you up! Snort.
Snort.
[Athena:] Yeeks! That's disgusting!

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] A bad guy face... Bad guy clothes...
[Earthquake:] What did you say? Do you want to die?
[Ryu:] And bad guy banter. I must therefore guess: you are a villain!
[Earthquake:] You're a real comedian!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Hey, pal, you should cut down on the fat. Don't you think?
[Earthquake:] Snort. Snort. Another thin toad croaks his mind!
[Ken:] I am light on my feet, but being called a toad by a pig... Agh!
[Earthquake:] Pipe down, toad, and let me stomp you!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Why not stop stealing and get a real job! With a body like that,
you'd get work anywhere.
[Earthquake:] Cackling harpy! You're going down!
[Chun-Li:] Give it your best shot, bacon head!
[Earthquake:] Your wish is my command. Let's get it done! Snort, snort!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] Are you an American?
[Earthquake:] Sure am. It's great to meet a fellow countryman. Nice to meet
you.
[Guile:] Sorry, pal. You disgrace the USA!
[Earthquake:] What did you say?
[Guile:] Choose your weapon! I can destroy you with one hand behind me!
[Earthquake:] You've gone too far! It's the trough for you!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Earthquake:] Hey, a walking twig! One of my snorts would blow you away!
[Dhalsim:] Size is no measure of one's strength. What matters is the power of
your soul.
[Earthquake:] Snort! Soul? You silly shaman. Don't make me laugh.
[Dhalsim:] To know true strength you must first know your own weakness.
[Earthquake:] And how do I do that?
[Dhalsim:] Yoga!

(vs. Balrog)

[Earthquake:] You make your living boxing, don't you? Show me your money!
[Balrog:] Are you trying to shake me down? Huh?! Are you stupid?!
[Earthquake:] Snort. Stupid? I'm looking at the fool. You simple-looking nub!
[Balrog:] I'm going to pummel you unrecognizable!

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] What is this? Is this walking glob of meat a human?
[Earthquake:] W-why you! I'll smoosh you!
[Vega:] I haven't had such an ugly foe in quite a while. You'll die slowly!

(vs. Sagat)

[Earthquake:] Hey, you kick boxers must have a lot of cash. Snort. Just leave
it with me and you can walk away.
[Sagat:] Defeat me and you'll get enough money to play around a while.
[Earthquake:] Snort. Really? If you're lying, I'll take more than money!
[Sagat:] Commoner. In the end, I guess you're just one of the many...

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] You have such speed for a big body! Ever consider a job with me
and Shadaloo?
[Earthquake:] Doesn't sound too bad.
[M. Bison:] Hmph. You're quick. Smarter than you look.
[Earthquake:] If you let me be the CEO, I'd consider joining your group.
[M. Bison:] I hate impudence. Know your place, or pay the price.
[Earthquake:] Gah ha ha! Bring it on, big chin!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Earthquake:] Oink! Looks like you don't have any money. Take a hike, buddy!
[Akuma:] Do you think I'd listen to a peasant like you?
[Earthquake:] What? Snort. Snort. If you're going to be snotty, let's go!
[Akuma:] Destroy!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Earthquake:] Hey, big guy! You got quite a build! Show me your stuff!
[Poison:] Now, hold on there! All business talk goes through me first.
[Earthquake:] Back off, woman! I'll deal with this!
[Poison:] Why you! Now I'm mad! We won't lose!
[Hugo:] You look tough. We'll be glad to have you with us!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] Ooh, what a stench! BO, halitosis, unwashed clothing. A potpourri!
[Earthquake:] Just who stinks? Oink! Snort!
[Tessa:] A creature that emits such a foul stench... It's a first!
[Earthquake:] Want to get another bop in the chops? Snort! Snort!
[Tessa:] You mean you can stink even more? How intriguing... But I've had
enough of you and your odor.
[Earthquake:] Snort! I'll make sure you get more of me!

(vs. Zero)

[Earthquake:] Nice threads you got. How about undressing and handing them
over?
[Zero:] Pass.
[Earthquake:] Snort. You'd rather have me remove them, then?

(vs. Demitri)

[Demitri:] Ugly beings have no reason to draw breath. I sentence you to death!
[Earthquake:] Snort. Oooh, boy, am I hungry!

(vs. Dan)

[Dan:] Hey, you, hog head! If you want to be as strong as I am... ...be my
disciple!
[Earthquake:] Why you! Just who do you think you're talking to? Seems you want
to die!

(vs. Red Arremer)

[Earthquake:] Looks like there's no money to be found here.
[Red Arremer:] Gyah-gyah!
[Earthquake:] Snort! Wh-who are you?

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] Ooh-whoa-whoa!
[Earthquake:] Snort. Oiiiink!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Earthquake:] Hey, that mask looks pretty valuable... Then again, maybe not.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] It's my treasure!
[Earthquake:] Well then, hand it over. Snort!

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Violent Ken:] Ooh-goooooh.
[Earthquake:] What's wrong? Want me to end your misery? OK. Whenever you like!

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[Earthquake:] I don't know, but being stared at really freaks me out!
[Shin Akuma:] I'll fling you into Hell in a flash!

GENJYURO

(vs. Kyo)

[Genjyuro:] My next prey is you...
[Kyo:] A sword? Are you kidding me? Those're dangerous!
[Genjyuro:] Calm down, pup. It'll be over soon.
[Kyo:] I don't need this... You remind me of someone who really peeves me off!

(vs. Iori)

[

(vs. Ryo)

[Genjyuro:] Hmph. Martial artists. I hate your kind...
[Ryo:] The dickens you say. Why not put your corpse where your mouth is?
[Genjyuro:] You'll be sorry. And dead.

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Lighten up there, dude. You're bringing me down.
[Genjyuro:] We shall see.
[Terry:] Come on, samurai guy!

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] What a samurai stud! Have you seen my Andy?
[Genjyuro:] A female ninja, eh? You'll do well not to work your wiles on me.
[Mai:] Now just a darn minute! I'm not interested in...
[Genjyuro:] Cackling hen... Annoying wench! Die!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Ooh. What gloom.
[Genjyuro:] Oh-ho! You are an observant wench.
[Kasumi:] Backstabbing fiend! Prepare yourself!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] Hey, stop spinning that thing around!
[Genjyuro:] Hunh? Who are you?
[Kim:] I'll teach you that you can be strong enough without weapons!
[Genjyuro:] It would seem... you wish to die.

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] Hmm hmm hmm. I sense an evil presence about to be unleashed.
[Genjyuro:] ...You got that right. Get on my bad side and I'll destroy you!
[Mr. Karate:] Wah ha ha ha. You're funny! Take your best shot!
[Genjyuro:] ...Prattling simpleton.

(vs. Choi)

[Genjyuro:] ...Who're you?
[Choi:] Nobody... buddy boy.
[Genjyuro:] Pesky flea. Die!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Why you're Genjyuro! What're you doing here?
[Genjyuro:] Brigand... Bottom dweller...
[Earthquake:] Snort. Snort. You're a nuisance. I'll crush you!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] Hmph! What silly clothes!
[Genjyuro:] Buffooon. I'll slay you!

(vs. Shiki)

[Genjyuro:] Silly wench. Why do you pursue him? He's but my prey.
[Shiki:] That man is all I desire...
[Genjyuro:] You heed me not. Then die!
[Shiki:] You're nothing but a nuisance. You die!

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] Whoa! What're you doing? Those're dangerous!
[Genjyuro:] You evaded my blade! Tell me your name.
[Ryu:] Put your sword away and I'll consider it. Just who are you?
[Genjyuro:] I had intended to give you a gravestone, but now you can forget
it!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] You're quite a fancy pants, aren't you?
[Genjyuro:] ...Be off with you.
[Ken:] Well, I didn't know you samurai types were such wimps!
[Genjyuro:] ...You wish to die?

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Halt!!
[Genjyuro:] What is it...?
[Chun-Li:] I got a bad feeling... Just how many people have you disposed of?
[Genjyuro:] Tch! I have no time for tallying my victims.
[Chun-Li:] I bet you could tally up some innocents, too! You'll answer to me!
[Genjyuro:] Enough of your impertinent whelping! Die, you cackling hen!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] Hmmm. If you need a blade, you're no warrior.
[Genjyuro:] ...So you're saying?
[Guile:] I can take down someone like you barehanded!
[Genjyuro:] ...I'll make sashimi of you! Defend yourself!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] Such evil... Friend, why do you walk the dark way?
[Genjyuro:] I don't walk the dark way. The path I walk is the dark way.
[Dhalsim:] I will rescue you.
[Genjyuro:] I need not your charity. In turn I will send you to damnation!

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] What're you gaping at? And what's that little toy in your hand, huh?
[Genjyuro:] Cross me and you will add to my blade's rust.
[Balrog:] My fists. Your blade. Heh, heh. Cool! Which is deadlier?
[Genjyuro:] ...Die.
[Balrog:] If I win, you'll lose that sword!
[Genjyuro:] I'll chop off your arms, then kill you by inches.

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] You samurai have unique and lovely rituals... but they pale to me!
[Genjyuro:] Hmph. Is that so? Shall I add to your beauty with your blood?
[Vega:] Oooh, hoo, hoo. Think you got the ability to do so?
[Genjyuro:] Hm. Hm. Hm. You'll satisfy me with a most splendid end!
[Vega:] Hyoh-hee!

(vs. Sagat)

[Sagat:] Only a fool would believe a sword makes you any stronger. A fool like
you.
[Genjyuro:] Just like a buffoon who's big believes that makes them tough. A
buffoon like you.
[Sagat:] Touche. Care to find out how tough I really am?
[Genjyuro:] I don't plan to use the back of my blade. Prepare yourself!

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Hoah! Kill. Steal. Kill again. You're the type of guy I'm looking
for.
[Genjyuro:] You have no right to evaluate the worth of my way of life!
[M. Bison:] Wah, ha, ha! Then I'll teach you the joy of defeat!
[Genjyuro:] I'd rather die than become your lap dog! Enough! Die!
[M. Bison:] Moo-ha, ha, ha! You got pluck! Show me more!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Genjyuro:] You were born to be cut. Where would you like me to begin carving?
[Akuma:] Do you really think a blade would make me flinch from you?
[Genjyuro:] Admirable pomposity! I think I'll begin by removing your tongue!
[Akuma:] Rumble!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] Whoa! A samurai! He'd really draw in the customers, huh?
[Genjyuro:] Who are you knaves?
[Poison:] Uh, well. To be brief, I'm a scout. ...You're up, Hugo!
[Hugo:] You can't expect to pierce my mighty muskles with that little blade!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] An actual samurai from the far east. Now this's intriguing...
[Genjyuro:] Who are you?
[Tessa:] Oh, my. Is that a samurai sword, then...? I've heard of various
mystical blades... Can I try it out?
[Genjyuro:] Try it... out? Amusing. It looks like I must kill another idiot!

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[Genjyuro:] Who... are you?
[Demitri:] You cannot begin to grasp who I am, worm.
[Genjyuro:] Those who hinder me, be they even gods, face my blade's fury!

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

SHIKI

(vs. Kyo)

[Kyo:] What's with the attitude? A gloomy face doesn't suit a babe like you!
[Shiki:] ...A kid like you... and a babe like me? It's not in the cards.

(vs. Iori)

[Shiki:] Your soul craves another, I sense...
[Iori:] ...
[Shiki:] You pathetic creature...
[Iori:] ...If that's the case, then your soul's mine.

(vs. Ryo)

[Shiki:] You're not fit to battle such as I.
[Ryo:] ? Say what, toots?
[Shiki:] Die.
[Ryo:] What a rude dame. I'll beat you senseful!

(vs. Terry)

[Shiki:] I find you lacking...
[Terry:] Ha! Why don't you see how lacking I am?
[Shiki:] ...It'll kill you.

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] You, wouldn't have a clue where Andy is, huh?
[Shiki:] ...I only live for one other...

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Oh, it's you? Have you seen my father?
[Shiki:] ....
[Kasumi:] Hm. With that attitude, I bet you know something. It's useless to
deny it. Prepare yourself!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] What's eating at you, young lady?
[Shiki:] ......
[Kim:] This too is justice. May I help you?
[Shiki:] Leave me...

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Shiki:] You upset me. Die, banana nose!
[Mr. Karate:] ...Huh? Who may you be?
[Shiki:] I said, die!
[Mr. Karate:] ...Are you titched? OK, have it your way. I'll humor you!

(vs. Choi)

[Shiki:] Move or die!
[Choi:] Well, I won't be going, tootsie!
[Shiki:] ......

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Snort... You're a spunky one! Come to me!
[Shiki:] ...You... are dead...

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] Silly wench. Why do you pursue him? He's but my prey.
[Shiki:] That man is all I desire...
[Genjyuro:] You heed me not. Then die!
[Shiki:] You're nothing but a nuisance. You die!

(vs. Shiki)

[

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] A murderous intent? No, but....
[Shiki:] Hesitate and die!
[Ryu:] Who are you?
[Shiki:] Shiki.
[Ryu:] Shiki? Is that it?
[Shiki:] That's it. ...Now, you die.

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] (She's no Eliza, but she's cute.)
[Shiki:] ...What?
[Ken:] Nothing in particular... But if you're free, care to spar with me?
[Shiki:] ...You may not survive.

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Shiki:] ...I have no business with other women. Bye.
[Chun-Li:] Huh? What's that? Hey, you! You just plant it there!
[Shiki:] ...I will slice those who stand in my way!
[Chun-Li:] ...Hey, watch out! Now you're definitely going nowhere, honey.
[Shiki:] ...I'll slice you!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] What? Where'd you come from?
[Shiki:] ...Where? Where am I?
[Guile:] ...Are you lost? Shall I take you to a safer place?
[Shiki:] ...Don't touch me!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] Hmmm... My child, you are possessed.
[Shiki:] ...I am Shiki... Ooooh....
[Dhalsim:] Yoga! Yoga! Yoga!
[Shiki:] Aaaaah!
[Dhalsim:] Unh... I'm too late. One final option! I will exorcise the
possessor with Agni's flames!
[Shiki:] You confound me... Die...

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] Oh, a pretty young lady. Just hold on there.
[Shiki:] ...
[Balrog:] I told you to wait, didn't I, honey?
[Shiki:] ...You are not he. You nuisance... Die!

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] What do we have here?
[Shiki:] Speak your mind, or let me on my way.
[Vega:] Ooh, hoo. I'll fix up that tattoo... ...with your blood!
[Shiki:] ...Yeah, OK. Now die!

(vs. Sagat)

[Shiki:] ...
[Sagat:] What, a female?
[Shiki:] I'm looking for... someone not like you...
[Sagat:] ...

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] You've enchanted me. You'll be my bodyguard.
[Shiki:] It is not you... The one I seek is... All others, I slice...
[M. Bison:] Foo, ha, ha! Lovely! I'll force you to be my bodyguard!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Shiki:] ....
[Akuma:] You are in Asura's grip... You intrigue me...!
[Shiki:] ...I'll slice you!
[Akuma:] Then have at you, wench! I'll show you the true power of Asura's
fists!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Shiki:] ....
[Poison:] What a creepy chick. What can I do for you?
[Shiki:] I have no need of you.
[Poison:] What rudeness! The nerve! I'll teach you manners!
[Hugo:] I'll send you to the Krankenhaus, uh, hospital!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Shiki:] ...Yes, Yuga... No... Not that!
[Tessa:] Yuga? Do you speak of Yuga, the destroyer?
[Shiki:] ....
[Tessa:] What's wrong? Huh...?!
[Shiki:] Die...
[Tessa:] Those eyes... Oh, whatever. I'll oblige you.

(vs. Zero)

[Shiki:] ....
[Zero:] ....

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

GEESE HOWARD

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[

(vs. Ryo)

[

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Geese! You're alive!
[Geese:] Hmph! I'm immortal! Now it's time I even up our accounts.
[Terry:] Oh, we'll even things up all right. For good.

(vs. Mai)

[

(vs. Kasumi)

[

(vs. Kim)

[

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Geese:] What's with that ridiculous mask? Insulting me, Sakazaki?
[Mr. Karate:] Don't know Sakazaki. They call me, Mr. Karate, the karate
goblin...
[Geese:] Imbecile.
[Mr. Karate:] Yeah, but Mr. Karate's no ordinary imbecile... You'll see for
yourself!

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Snort. Snort. I'll do away with you then the gold's mine!
[Geese:] Hmph! It's a plan! Put 'em up!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] I destroy all who stand in my way!
[Geese:] Oh, the samurai! It's an honor to meet the real thing.
[Genjyuro:] We'll see how long you think so.
[Geese:] Heh, heh, heh. You'll need more than a sword!

(vs. Shiki)

[Geese:] Whoa. It's you. You look like a doll.
[Shiki:] ...I'll slice you!
[Geese:] A puppet can't kill me. You'll realize that!
[Shiki:] I will... ...slice you...

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[

(vs. Chun-Li)

[

(vs. Guile)

[

(vs. Dhalsim)

[

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] Wait. You're Geese, huh? You have a great rep for being one evil
dude, eh?
[Geese:] Get lost, punk. I've nothing to say to you.
[Balrog:] You might after I pummel you into goo. Gah-ha-ha-ha!
[Geese:] Oh, brother... Why do I have to waste my time on this clown? I
should've brought Billy along with me.

(vs. Vega)

[

(vs. Sagat)

[

(vs. M. Bison)

[

(vs. Akuma:)

[Geese:] The murder wave... What nonsense!
[Akuma:] Destroy!
[Geese:] The folly of the weak! A revery of wimps. For I, Geese Howard, do not
need a fortress to protect me.

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

MARS PEOPLE

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] Who's this clown? What's he up to?
[Mars People:] Beep boop bop bee.
[Ryo:] I don't get it.
[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bap.

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] ...A snakehead!
[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bop.
[Terry:] ...Guess I was wrong.

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] A jellyfish?
[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bop.
[Mai:] It talks!
[Mars People:] Beep bop!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Wow! An alien. G, greetings.
[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bop!
[Kasumi:] I-it looks angry!
[Mars People:] Beep boop!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] What is this?
[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bop!
[Kim:] An invader from space! I'll drive it back!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bop!
[Earthquake:] You're gonna be sashimi!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bee.
[Genjyuro:] Curious...
[Mars People:] Boop beep.

(vs. Shiki)

[

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[Mars People:] Boop bap beep bop!
[Ken:] Hey, give me a break!
[Mars People:] Boop beep bap!
[Ken:] Huh? A land octopus?
[Mars People:] Boop! Beeeeeep!
[Ken:] W-what? Is it angry?!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Mars People:] Boop bap!
[Chun-Li:] Uh, uh... Ni hao!
[Mars People:] Boop beep boop boo!
[Chun-Li:] (Chinese's useless.) K-konnichi wa! Annyo hase yo!
[Mars People:] Boop bap bop beep boop!
[Chun-Li:] Yikes! Did I upset it?

(vs. Guile)

[Mars People:] Boop bap bop beep boop!
[Guile:] Huh? An alien life form? HQ... I got to contact HQ right away...
[Mars People:] Beep boop bap boop boop!
[Guile:] Hey, wait! Don't run away! Rats! Ah, what can I do?

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Mars People:] Beep boop bop.
[Dhalsim:] I don't understand. Even yoga doesn't work. What creature is this?
[Mars People:] Beep boop boop!
[Dhalsim:] Yoga cannot help me. It's a trial, perhaps?

(vs. Balrog)

[Mars People:] Beep bop boop boop bop.
[Balrog:] What is this thing?
[Mars People:] Beep bop boop!
[Balrog:] If I caught it, it could bring me some dough. Hey! Don't move!

(vs. Vega)

[Mars People:] Beep boop bah bop.
[Vega:] Hideous thing... I must rid the world of it!
[Mars People:] Boop baaah!

(vs. Sagat)

[Mars People:] Beep boop boop bap!
[Sagat:] ....
[Mars People:] Beep boop bop!
[Sagat:] Is this too part of being an emperor...? Forgive me...

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Oh, ho. An alien! I've found something really interesting.
[Mars People:] Bee bo bop boo! Beep bop bah!
[M. Bison:] Foo, ha, ha. Take me to your leader and show me new worlds to
conquer!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Mars People:] Boh beep bah!
[Akuma:] ...I sense your murderous intent!
[Mars People:] Bap booh!
[Akuma:] Die! Silly shaped thing!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Mars People:] Beep bop bap!
[Poison:] An a-alien! Is it real??? This'll make us a fortune! What're you
doing, Hugo? Catch it quick!
[Hugo:] ...If we team up in a tag match it would be cool!
[Poison:] Okay. Okay. Tag battles. Singles. We could do anything! Hurry up and
catch it!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Mars People:] Beep boop bap.
[Tessa:] Hmm. Hmmm.
[Mars People:] Beep boop bap bep.
[Tessa:] ...Whoa! I can't just sit by and let it get away.

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

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GOENITZ

(vs. Kyo)

[Kyo:] You... You're still alive? Hey, I've got nothing to do with the Orochi!
[Goenitz:] Kusanagi, young sinner. You will not escape from your destiny.

(vs. Iori)

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(vs. Ryo)

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(vs. Terry)

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(vs. Mai)

[Goenitz:] Mademoiselle... It's been ages.
[Mai:] Who are you?
[Goenitz:] I am I. Goenitz, of course.
[Mai:] Yeah, now I remember. Are you back playing the field these days?
[Goenitz:] I still serve my lord... But enough of me. Please. Become my
sacrifice.

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] A priest? I'm a Buddhist. And... that suits me just fine.
[Goenitz:] Oh no, my child. I don't seek converts. However...
[Kasumi:] ...you seek a fight?!
[Goenitz:] Hoo, hoo, hoo. A good wind blows... His will be done!

(vs. Kim)

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(vs. Mr. Karate)

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(vs. Choi)

[Goenitz:] I have no business with those of your stature.
[Choi:] Ack! Dis me, will you? Big things come in small packages, padre!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Goenitz:] Do you believe in the Orochi?
[Earthquake:] Hah! Pagan gods. I place my faith in nothing but money!

(vs. Genjyuro)

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(vs. Shiki)

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(vs. Geese)

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(vs. Mars People)

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(vs. Goenitz)

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(vs. Athena)

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(vs. Ryu)

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(vs. Ken)

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(vs. Chun-Li)

[Goenitz:] ...I know you've been following me around quite a while ago. Why
not show yourself?
[Chun-Li:] ...Very perceptive. You caught me, huh?
[Goenitz:] Oh, ho. Such a beautiful young woman you are. What'll become of me?
[Chun-Li:] I can't let someone like you run around creating havoc!
[Goenitz:] Oh, ho. Lock me up will you? You think you have that right?
[Chun-Li:] Pipe down! Regardless... I can't just turn a blind eye on you!
[Goenitz:] So, you will not let me on my way? ...Very well. Young lady....
Know that you too are a sinner!

(vs. Guile)

[Goenitz:] How many times have you escaped death? You've got that look.
[Guile:] And what have you seen? A crazy psycho killer? Or the devil's
servant?
[Goenitz:] Heh, heh. I only see the path on which to lead you silly humans.
Now then, let me show you the path you must take.
[Guile:] I can walk my path all by myself!
[Goenitz:] Such ignorance... You are but a fool.

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] What evil wind is this?
[Goenitz:] A good wind blows. Dear yoga master, may I have some of your time?
[Dhalsim:] Oh, fire god Agni. Lend me the power of your purifying flame!
[Goenitz:] Oh, such lovely flames! Very well, I accept your challenge.	

(vs. Balrog)

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(vs. Vega)

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(vs. Sagat)

[Goenitz:] Hmph. Insult, hate, revenge, rage.... How... exceptional!
[Sagat:] Who are you...? You're awfully chummy.
[Goenitz:] That raw bellicosity. You'll make quite a catch.
[Sagat:] You seem to think I'm making idle threats. I'll make you crawl!
[Goenitz:] Hoo, hoo, hoo. A good wind blows... Let us begin!

(vs. M. Bison)

[Goenitz:] If you wound me with your detestable power, I will hold no grudge.
[M. Bison:] Foo ha ha. Detestable power, huh...?
[Goenitz:] Prepare thyself!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Goenitz:] Why, you...!
[Akuma:] Destroy!
[Goenitz:] The last one standing shall certainly be me. Hoo, hoo, hoo. A good
wind blows... Let us begin!

(vs. Hugo:)

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(vs. Tessa:)

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(vs. Zero)

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(vs. Demitri)

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(vs. Dan)

[Goenitz:] You are unaware of your limits, my son...
[Dan:] Who the hell are you? There are no limits to my abilities.
[Goenitz:] Ignorant lamb....
[Dan:] Keep pushing me and you'll regret it.

(vs. Red Arremer)

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(vs. Riot Iori)

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(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

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(vs. Violent Ken)

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(vs. Shin Akuma)

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ATHENA

(vs. Kyo)

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(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] ...?!
[Athena:] What the? Another? Here?
[Iori:] Where the hell am I?
[Athena:] Tut. Tut. Tut! Watch your language. Show some respect.
[Iori:] I do... for the dead. And so you will be.
[Athena:] Oh, gracious. You are a meany. I'll teach you manners.

(vs. Ryo)

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(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] ...Where am I?
[Athena:] This is Heaven.
[Terry:] !! Who're you?
[Athena:] I am Athena... Ah! Hey, were you leering at me just now?!
[Terry:] ...What?
[Athena:] Unforgiveable! I will punish you for your impertinence!
[Terry:] W-wait! Hold on there.

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] What's with the bikini? Are you really that desperate for attention?
[Athena:] ...You're one to talk... Just who's showing more?
[Mai:] You'll be, sister, when I'm through with you!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] ...Where am I?
[Athena:] Huh? A human in a place like this?...
[Kasumi:] Hmm. This is your doing? Prepare... yourself!
[Athena:] Uh... Excuse me. Wait.

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] Put on some clothes! Have you no shame?!
[Athena:] Do you object to my fashion sense? Doesn't it suit me?
[Kim:] That's not what I'm talking about! Cover yourself!
[Athena:] I'm rather fond of this outfit...

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] What place is this?!... Who may you be, my dear?
[Athena:] ...Welcome to Heaven. Thanks to your battles it would seem that...
...the dimensional portal has been rent open.
[Mr. Karate:] Interesting... OK... Time to go back.
[Athena:] I don't have that power. My mission is simply to stand guard... And
drive out any questionable visitors. That means you, big nose!
[Mr. Karate:] Talk about mood swings! Don't blame me when you get hurt...

(vs. Choi)

[Choi:] What's this place?
[Athena:] You're in Heaven.
[Choi:] ...You mean... I've passed on...? Say it ain't so, toots!
[Athena:] No, it's a mistake...
[Choi:] A mistake? Well, then... Get me out of here!
[Athena:] H-hold on! Just calm down!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Oh! You are one fine female specimen! I'll eat you up! Snort.
Snort.
[Athena:] Yeeks! That's disgusting!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] I suppose you, too, protest that you "fight for peace." Pah!
[Athena:] "Pah!" yourself, you cynical gloomy gus!
[Genjyuro:] In the end, humans are nothing but beasts!
[Athena:] I know you've had a tough time of it. But I will save you!
[Genjyuro:] Unsavable optimist!

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] Where am I...?
[Athena:] This is Heaven. Hear me, you who evil on Earth. I cannot let you
return in your present state.
[Shiki:] ...

(vs. Geese)

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(vs. Mars People)

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(vs. Goenitz)

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(vs. Athena)

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(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] Where am I...?
[Athena:] Welcome to Heaven. What're you doing here? This place is not for the
likes of you to violate.
[Ryu:] OK. Sorry. Bye.
[Athena:] Hold on there! I just told you. You can't live here. Defend
yourself!

(vs. Ken)

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(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Where am I? ...Is this a dream?
[Athena:] No, this is Heaven. Thanks to your silly fighting down there, the
dimensional doors have opened.
[Chun-Li:] I don't understand. Send me back! Now!
[Athena:] I can't do such a thing. My mission is but to sit and watch over
this place. And make sure no one undesirable gets in. OK. Put up your dukes.
[Chun-Li:] Oh, this's just peachy. Looks like Heaven's no picnic, either.

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] ? Where...?
[Athena:] Your fighting has opened the dimensional doors. This is Heaven. And
you have no place in this place.
[Guile:] Did you say Heaven? Where is my family?
[Athena:] Your family are all living down below.
[Guile:] Without my family, Heaven would be hell. Send me back!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] Where the heck am I...? Could it be Heaven?
[Athena:] Give the man a cigar. You are in Heaven. Thanks to your silly
fighting, the dimensional doors have been opened.
[Dhalsim:] Then I'm not dead yet. That's good news... I have many things left
to do down below. You may send me back.
[Athena:] I can't help you. My mission here is to protect this land. And
remove undesirables. So, put them up.
[Dhalsim:] Along with the world, Heaven too seems filled with absurdity...

(vs. Balrog)

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(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Where am I...?
[Athena:] This is Heaven. I wonder why the dimensional door...
[Vega:] With my beauty, the gates of Heaven couldn't help but pull me in.
[Athena:] What conceit...! Defend yourself. You have much to learn after your
defeat.

(vs. Sagat)

[Sagat:] What place is this?
[Athena:] This is Heaven. Your fighting has jarred the dimensional door open
in some way.
[Sagat:] I don't follow you, but it looks like you won't send me back. Very
well. Then I'll do it myself.
[Athena:] Here I come!

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Where the heck am I...?
[Athena:] You are in Heaven. Foul terrestrial evildoer. I cannot let you go
back the way you are.
[M. Bison:] Wow, it's not a myth! Wah, ha, ha, ha. Take me to your leader.

(vs. Akuma:)

[Akuma:] ....
[Athena:] You are in Heaven. Foul terrestrial evildoer. I cannot let you go
back the way you are.
[Akuma:] ...Nonsense.
[Athena:] Defend yourself.

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] What's this place?
[Athena:] This is Heaven. What're you doing here? You are not suitable to take
up residence in these environs.
[Poison:] Then send us back. How are we going to find customers here?
[Athena:] Halt! I thought I told you! You are not allowed to exist here!
Defend yourself.
[Poison:] This chick's wack! ...Hugo! Teach this ignorant young lady the ways
of our world...
[Hugo:] You look weak. Want me to fight one-handed?

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] Where am I...?
[Athena:] ...In Heaven. Resulting from your fighting down below... ...the
dimensional doors have become opened.
[Tessa:] So this is it?! This could be a valuable experience! In the name of
inquiry and research, I'll ask you to permit me to stay.
[Athena:] I hate to say this, but my mission is to protect this land. I must
drive out all of the undesirables. Now, defend yourself!
[Tessa:] In the interest of supra-sorcerology... I cannot back away so
easily...

(vs. Zero)

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(vs. Demitri)

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(vs. Dan)

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(vs. Red Arremer)

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(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] Oooh-whoaaaa.
[Athena:] What? A human!
[Riot Iori:] Oh-whooooaaa.
[Athena:] Yikes! Hey, watch it! You'll be sorry!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

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(vs. Violent Ken)

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(vs. Shin Akuma)

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RYU

(vs. Kyo)

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(vs. Iori)

[Ryu:] Ancient martial arts, eh? You sure remind me of Kyo Kusanagi.
[Iori:] You dare compare me! For that, you'll die!
[Ryu:] Whatever. You look tough enough for me. C'mon!
[Iori:] Are you loopy...? Die, fool!

(vs. Ryo)

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(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Hey! Katera man!
[Ryu:] Karate! It's karate! Furthermore, I'm not some two-bit karate guy.
[Terry:] Oh, sorry about that. I guess I'll have to learn more about katera.
[Ryu:] Let me teach you. With these two fists!

(vs. Mai)

[Ryu:] Better ask directions... Holy cow!
[Mai:] W-what's the deal? Getting all worked up over someone's clothes.
[Ryu:] Those are rather unusual. Where's the circus?
[Mai:] How rude! This is the traditional Shiranui ninja style.
[Ryu:] Ninja style? People can see you coming miles away!
[Mai:] ...Looks like I'll have to teach you a lesson!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Eee-yah! Hah!
[Ryu:] Oh, a Todoh disciple!
[Kasumi:] Who are you?
[Ryu:] Oh, forgive me. I heard you training.
[Kasumi:] You'll pay for barging in on my secret exercises!
[Ryu:] .........
[Kasumi:] Disciple of Todoh, Kasumi Todoh. I challenge you!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] It's just like you. Scouting me out before a bout.
[Ryu:] Going against a famous Tae Kwon Do master would give anyone pause.
[Kim:] And I have heard your name praised, too. Don't be shy. Step into the
ring.
[Ryu:] ...All right!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Ryu:] This guy's impervious...
[Mr. Karate:] What's wrong, sonny? We can't start until you make your move!
[Ryu:] You're quite the master. You lack nothing.
[Mr. Karate:] You got that right. Attack, and learn. Hi-yaaaaah!

(vs. Choi)

[Ryu:] That's a weird stance. Looks a bit like... Tae Kwon Do!
[Choi:] Eeee-yaoh! I'm a genuine Tae Kwon Do disciple!
[Ryu:] Tae Kwon Do with a touch of steel, eh? Cool! How about a match?
[Choi:] Eee-ya, hah! You'll add to the rust on my claws!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Ryu:] A bad guy face... Bad guy clothes...
[Earthquake:] What did you say? Do you want to die?
[Ryu:] And bad guy banter. I must therefore guess: you are a villain!
[Earthquake:] You're a real comedian!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Ryu:] Whoa! What're you doing? Those're dangerous!
[Genjyuro:] You evaded my blade! Tell me your name.
[Ryu:] Put your sword away and I'll consider it. Just who are you?
[Genjyuro:] I had intended to give you a gravestone, but now you can forget
it!

(vs. Shiki)

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(vs. Geese)

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(vs. Mars People)

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(vs. Goenitz)

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(vs. Athena)

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(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] What are you...?
[Ryu:] I am I. It seems you are you.
[Ryu:] Stupid Socratic method!
[Ryu:] Then say it with fists! Bring it on!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] You're terrible!
[Ryu:] You're a tyro!
[Ken:] ...Hmph. Ryu, that's the stuff. You still can take it.
[Ryu:] And you can dish it out. That was close.
[Ken:] Well, then, let's keep going! Ryu.
[Ryu:] Bring it on! Ken.

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Hah! Yah! Hyah! Hah-yeeeeeh!
[Ryu:] Zealous as ever. How about a break?
[Chun-Li:] Ryu! What's the word? You just missed out on the fun. Just wait a
while.
[Ryu:] Nice timing. How about a little fisticuffs, then?
[Chun-Li:] Hee, hee. You sure?

(vs. Guile)

[Ryu:] Guile! It's been a while.
[Guile:] You look as fit as ever. Not only that, seems you've gotten tougher.
[Ryu:] How about you showing me your stuff?
[Guile:] Hey, no problem. I'll show you everything I've got!
[Ryu:] Goes without saying. It's showtime!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Ryu:] Dhalsim! Time you showed me what's new with yoga!
[Dhalsim:] As self-involved as ever. End your foolish conceits and watch and
learn.
[Ryu:] Yeah, yeah! Let's get it on!
[Dhalsim:] Ho, ho, ho. Surprisingly, a guy like you may... just one day find
spiritual enlightenment.

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] Oooh-whoaaaa!!!
[Ryu:] Huh?! You. You're... Balrog. Right?
[Balrog:] Hmph. Blocked? Me?!
[Ryu:] Same as ever.
[Balrog:] How about killing some time. And you, too?
[Ryu:] I accept your offer. The first part, that is. Bring it on!

(vs. Vega)

[Ryu:] Vega?! What're you doing here...?
[Vega:] To clean up all of the ugliness... I see no value in garbage like
you...
[Ryu:] Weird as ever... Fancy meeting you here. How about it?
[Vega:] Kah ka ka. Very well. I'll make up your corpse with fresh blood.
[Ryu:] If you can... Hee yah!

(vs. Sagat)

[Sagat:] I've been waiting, Ryu.
[Ryu:] Sagat. I knew it was you. Your bloodthirst beckoned me to this place...
[Sagat:] This wound still hurts. Unless I defeat you....
[Ryu:] Put 'em up, Sagat!
[Sagat:] Come, Ryu!

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Why are you here, Ryu? Have you come to beg me for forgiveness?
[Ryu:] No way. I've come to kick your butt!
[M. Bison:] Yah hya hya. Why the hurry to die so young?
[Ryu:] Back at you!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Ryu:] Akuma...
[Akuma:] ...Save the speech.
[Ryu:] OK... Let's do it!
[Akuma:] Destroy!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Ryu:] ...What a monster!
[Poison:] Are you going to whine about weight classes? I don't give a rip!
[Ryu:] Nor do I. The bigger the enemy, the better I battle.
[Poison:] You talk a good fight. If you lose, though, you work for us. Hugo!
[Hugo:] Nyaaaaaaah!

(vs. Tessa:)

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(vs. Zero)

[Ryu:] Eyes of a fighter. Care to show me what you got, tiny?
[Zero:] ...Impressive... You're good...
[Ryu:] Yeah, and I must keep up my training. To be a real fighter...
[Zero:] Here I come!
[Ryu:] Do it!

(vs. Demitri)

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(vs. Dan)

[Dan:] Huh? It's Ryu, isn't it?
[Ryu:] Oh, Dan! How's it going? ...Like I need to know.
[Dan:] Hey, I've been working out... I've taken my Saikyo groove to new
heights of pain-infliction!
[Ryu:] I'm anxious to see it. So, without further ado, show me what you got!
[Dan:] Heh. You'll be blown away. I'll knock your socks off. Don't cry! Don't
beg!
[Ryu:] Oh, get on with it! Bring it on!

(vs. Red Arremer)

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(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] Ooh-whoa-whoa!
[Ryu:] Y-you! What a fearsome spirit. Are you human?
[Riot Iori:] Ooh-whoaaaaa!
[Ryu:] Are you insane? I have no choice!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Ryu:] The air quivers.... Such strength! He's off the charts!
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Oh, ho! You realize that, huh? You've a discerning eye.
I suggest you go home. Train. Then come back.
[Ryu:] You underestimate me. Let's do it, big nose.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Kah kah kah kah. That's the spirit, kiddo. Bring it on!

(vs. Violent Ken)

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(vs. Shin Akuma)

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KEN MASTERS

(vs. Kyo)

[Ken:] You got spunk, kiddo. Who says kids these days are wimps?
[Kyo:] Who're you calling "kid?"
[Ken:] Oh? You're not a kid?
[Kyo:] Unh! What's it to you?!
[Ken:] Chill out, buster. I'll give you a bout to show I'm sorry. ...With a
kid's discount.
[Kyo:] You'll be sorry when I scorch your buns, pops!

(vs. Iori)

[Ken:] ...What do you want?
[Iori:] Hmph. I don't talk to flies like you... I swat them!
[Ken:] You don't see kids like you around these days. Come, learn something.
[Iori:] Hmph. It'll cost you your life.

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] If you're going to wear those duds, you must further temper your mind.
[Ken:] Who are you to talk like that to me?!
[Ryo:] That's it... I'll make tomato paste of you!

(vs. Terry)

[Ken:] You and I share a similar smell, eh?
[Terry:] For sure. I was just thinking the same thing as you.
[Ken:] Up for a fight?
[Terry:] OK! Let's go wild!

(vs. Mai)

[Ken:] ...Gag!...
[Mai:] Gag?
[Ken:] Are you a geisha?
[Mai:] How rude! Can't you tell right away from my clothes?
[Ken:] Sorry. Sorry. It's just... I... well... What the...
[Mai:] You scraggly rogue. It's time to teach you some Japanese manners!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Disciple of Kyokugen! Defend yourself!
[Ken:] Hey, wait! Wait! I've got nothing to do with that Keeyokugen!
[Kasumi:] Hmm. A closer look... Oops. Excuse my rashness.
[Ken:] But I'll be able to use that move I saw. What disciple are you?
[Kasumi:] I'm a disciple of Todoh.
[Ken:] Is that so? How about it? Let's spar a little.
[Kasumi:] I don't spar. I battle for keeps!
[Ken:] Very well! Let's do it!

(vs. Kim)

[Ken:] Karate, you say? No, that's not right. Tae Kwon Do, isn't it?
[Kim:] That is correct. The pride of my land. The ultimate martial art!
[Ken:] How do you know it's the ultimate?
[Kim:] Well, then, let me prove it to you now. Start warming up.
[Ken:] You're quite a gentleman. There'll be no need. I'm always warmed up.
[Kim:] Such diligence! Then let's do it!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] Think those limp wrists can possibly beat me? You got to be
kidding!
[Ken:] Bring it on, big nose!
[Mr. Karate:] Then attack and learn!

(vs. Choi)

[Ken:] Hey little geezer. Care to spar?
[Choi:] Who, me, buddy boy? You're a rude one!
[Ken:] There's nothing like mixing it up with a freak like you!
[Choi:] Eee-ya! You'll be sorry when I make sashimi of you!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Ken:] Hey, pal, you should cut down on the fat. Don't you think?
[Earthquake:] Snort. Snort. Another thin toad croaks his mind!
[Ken:] I am light on my feet, but being called a toad by a pig... Agh!
[Earthquake:] Pipe down, toad, and let me stomp you!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Ken:] You're quite a fancy pants, aren't you?
[Genjyuro:] ...Be off with you.
[Ken:] Well, I didn't know you samurai types were such wimps!
[Genjyuro:] ...You wish to die?

(vs. Shiki)

[Ken:] (She's no Eliza, but she's cute.)
[Shiki:] ...What?
[Ken:] Nothing in particular... But if you're free, care to spar with me?
[Shiki:] ...You may not survive.

(vs. Geese)

[Ken:] Huh? You... I can tell you are one wicked dude!
[Geese:] Kiddo, if you want to die, try someone else.
[Ken:] They turned me down. You're the only one who looked promising. Geese.
[Geese:] Oh, so you've heard of Geese Howard, have you? Very well. I'll kill
some time... and you, too.

(vs. Mars People)

[Mars People:] Boop bap beep bop!
[Ken:] Hey, give me a break!
[Mars People:] Boop beep bap!
[Ken:] Huh? A land octopus?
[Mars People:] Boop! Beeeeeep!
[Ken:] W-what? Is it angry?!

(vs. Goenitz)

[Ken:] Just who are you? You're no saint, huh?
[Goenitz:] Greetings. I am Goenitz. I wish the honor of observing your power.
[Ken:] No biggie with me, but don't complain if I beat you silly.

(vs. Athena)

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(vs. Ryu)

[Ken:] You're terrible!
[Ryu:] You're a tyro!
[Ken:] ...Hmph. Ryu, that's the stuff. You still can take it.
[Ryu:] And you can dish it out. That was close.
[Ken:] Well, then, let's keep going! Ryu.
[Ryu:] Bring it on! Ken.

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] You may be my foe, but damn you're cool!
[Ken:] No, it is really you who is my better. You ooze coolness!
[Ken:] Aw, shucks. You kill me with kindness. But I hate imposters!
[Ken:] Very well! Give it your best shot!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Ken:] Hey, there. I see you're training as usual, huh?
[Chun-Li:] Fancy meeting you here. What a surprise!
[Ken:] I suppose so. How about mixing it up? For old time's sake.
[Chun-Li:] Sounds good to me. If I don't have to pull my punches, OK.
[Ken:] Then it's a plan!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] ...You can't trick me.
[Ken:] So, you got me. Way to go, Guile!
[Guile:] Long time, no see, Ken. You've still got it!
[Ken:] As do you. How about seeing how tougher we've got?
[Guile:] Hold on a sec!
[Ken:] What's up? You can't chicken out, you're a major now, right?
[Guile:] ...I gotta set my hair!
[Ken:] ...Get the lead out!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Ken:] Greetings, yoga master. Care for a bout?
[Dhalsim:] Excitable as ever. But your conceit may be your undoing.
[Ken:] Enough sermonizing! Have you tarried in your training and forgotten
yoga's secrets?
[Dhalsim:] I'm always training. I entrust all to Agni, god of fire.

(vs. Balrog)

[Ken:] Hey, ya bum! Preparing for another Vegas loss!
[Balrog:] Shut up! Gambling's my life!
[Ken:] Oh... so you put the money on your losing?
[Balrog:] I'm in a bad mood. You'll regret p'ing me off!

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Golly, you're ugly. Why is it that all others pale to me?
[Ken:] Yeah, right! I'm going to plow your beauty into dirt.
[Vega:] Impossible. The ugly cannot defeat the fair. ...It's a law of nature.
[Ken:] I never studied law! Defend yourself, creep!

(vs. Sagat)

[Ken:] The kick boxing emperor! You'll make a formidable opponent, I hope.
[Sagat:] I have no time for you. If you see Ryu, tell him I'm looking for him.
[Ken:] Yeah, I'll tell him. I'll tell him that I kicked your butt!
[Sagat:] Don't monkey with me!

(vs. M. Bison)

[Ken:] Hey, Shadaloo CEO guy! You're not up to anything fishy again, eh?
[M. Bison:] Hmph. What's it to you? What can you do, bug?
[Ken:] I can do more than you! I'll plant pain on that big face of yours!
[M. Bison:] You cretin! Traveling so far to die.

(vs. Akuma:)

[Ken:] With you as an opponent, I'd better get serious. You're going down,
freak!
[Akuma:] Nonsense. With a spirit like yours, I'll shatter you!
[Ken:] Conversely, it may be you who'll be shattered.
[Akuma:] Babble on, bozo! I'll destroy you!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] Hmmmm.... A little too conventional. Make his face up, give the guy
a cape, that'd do it, you think?
[Ken:] Hey. Hey! One look at me, and talk like that?
[Poison:] Hey, by the way, can you spit poison? Ever hit someone with a metal
chair?
[Ken:] ....
[Poison:] You're useless. Oh, well. I'll learn you. Oh, Hugo! Crushin' time!
[Hugo:] If you lose to me, you gotta join us. You got that?
[Ken:] That sounds fair. I'm going to beat you silly, anyway!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Ken:] Trick or treat! Ah, brings me back.
[Tessa:] I get it, a joke! Your stupid humor's not lost on me... These clothes
are much more than a passing fashion, you know.
[Ken:] Huh? Really?... You gothic guys are getting out of hand.
[Tessa:] ...A typical reaction. Now you'll learn all about supra-sorcerology.

(vs. Zero)

[Ken:] Hey, you're about as big as my boy back home. That gives me pause.
[Zero:] ...Enough. ...I am no child.
[Ken:] ...OK. No guilt here. Let's do it, sonny! I'll teach you that it's a
good idea to be polite to elders!

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[Ken:] Yuck!
[Dan:] Hey, USA fighting champ! Fancy meeting you here. Hey, why do you back
off?
[Ken:] Ah, hey. How're you? Oh, look at the time. Gotta run. Later.
[Dan:] Hold on. Don't run away. Ha, ha. I get it. Up against awesome me, it's
only natural.
[Ken:] Yeah. Yeah. That's it. You terrify me. You're awesome. Bye!
[Dan:] I said, hold on! I'm not buying it...! I'm going to show you my true
strength! Here I come. Hee-yah!
[Ken:] He's got me... What can I do? I'll kill him quick!

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Ken:] Who are you? ...Me?
[Violent Ken:] Ooh-whoaaaaa. There's one more me...
[Ken:] What are these vibes of homicidal intent? It's not me. But... (Do I
wish this...? Somewhere in my psyche?)
[Violent Ken:] Oooh-ohhh!

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[Ken:] We haven't yet met, and I'm sweating like a pig! I can tell this guy's
going to be tough.
[Shin Akuma:] You've no taste for murder, I see. Die!
[Ken:] I can't do that. I'm a man. Sorry, but I'm staying.
[Shin Akuma:] ...Then suffer my rage!

CHUN-LI

(vs. Kyo)

[Chun-Li:] Freeze! It's the police!
[Kyo:] Liar, liar! No cop would be seen in duds like those!
[Chun-Li:] Yeah, cops who look as good as me are rare. I'm from Interpol.
Hands behind your head...
[Kyo:] I haven't done anything. You got the wrong guy!
[Chun-Li:] Yeah, tell me in the box. You'll come quietly, eh?
[Kyo:] And if I say, "bite me!"?
[Chun-Li:] I'll drag you in!

(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] If you wish not to die, get thee to a nunnery.
[Chun-Li:] I'm not going to die. And I'm not religious.
[Iori:] Why you...
[Chun-Li:] What's with you? If you got a problem, bring it on, fool!
[Iori:] You'll be sorry, cop.

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] Even if you are a chick, you'll get no favors.
[Chun-Li:] That's the way I want it. And you none from me.
[Ryo:] Bring it on! All right!

(vs. Terry)

[Chun-Li:] Hmmmm. So you're Southtown's famed "hungry wolf."
[Terry:] Who are you? You're female, all right. But I'll bet you're tough.
[Chun-Li:] Care to make a crack about my legs, huh?
[Terry:] ...Farthest thing from my mind, honest!
[Chun-Li:] Enough! Time to see if the legend is true... I'll show you,
blondie!
[Terry:] If you wanted to fight then just say so! And you are?
[Chun-Li:] Chun-Li.
[Terry:] Chun-Li, eh? I'll remember that. Bring it on, legs!

(vs. Mai)

[Chun-Li:] Hey, you there! You need more clothes to walk out in public here!
[Mai:] You're one to talk! How dare you belittle my ninja traditions!
[Chun-Li:] Traditions shmaditions! Put on some decent clothes or I'm taking
you in!
[Mai:] And what about you? You call those "decent"? But I guess with those
chunky legs, that's the best you could do!
[Chun-Li:] OK, that does it! The nerve of you!
[Mai:] The nerve of you!
[Chun-Li:] Say what?!
[Mai:] That's what!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Chun-Li:] (Nice legs. She must tell me her secret.)
[Kasumi:] Huh? Menace! Yah!
[Chun-Li:] Yeek! What's your problem?
[Kasumi:] Silence! You tried to ambush me. I read your thoughts.
[Chun-Li:] Hold on. I was just noticing your legs and... Uh, oh!
[Kasumi:] You dare insult me! Defend yourself!

(vs. Kim)

[Chun-Li:] Excuse me. I'm with Interpol. My sources tell me you're harboring
some criminal types...
[Kim:] Oh, you mean those two wastrels? They're my rehab project. Could you
leave them with me a little longer?
[Chun-Li:] I can't permit such liberty with the law. I'm taking them in.
[Kim:] You dare doubt my sincerity?
[Chun-Li:] If you obstruct me, I'll have to get tough!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] For a woman you are really ripped!
[Chun-Li:] How can you tell with but one glance?
[Mr. Karate:] Just how tough are you?
[Chun-Li:] Are you implying that you're tougher than I? Bring it on, Grandpa!

(vs. Choi)

[Choi:] Hey, I know you... You're a cop!
[Chun-Li:] You're quite perceptive. Hey! Didn't I put you in the slammer...?
[Choi:] Yeah! I'll teach you to toss me in the big house! You'll die on duty!
[Chun-Li:] Such bitterness. Ah, OK. Try taking it out on me!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Chun-Li:] Why not stop stealing and get a real job! With a body like that,
you'd get work anywhere.
[Earthquake:] Cackling harpy! You're going down!
[Chun-Li:] Give it your best shot, bacon head!
[Earthquake:] Your wish is my command. Let's get it done! Snort, snort!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Chun-Li:] Halt!!
[Genjyuro:] What is it...?
[Chun-Li:] I got a bad feeling... Just how many people have you disposed of?
[Genjyuro:] Tch! I have no time for tallying my victims.
[Chun-Li:] I bet you could tally up some innocents, too! You'll answer to me!
[Genjyuro:] Enough of your impertinent whelping! Die, you cackling hen!

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] ...I have no business with other women. Bye.
[Chun-Li:] Huh? What's that? Hey, you! You just plant it there!
[Shiki:] ...I will slice those who stand in my way!
[Chun-Li:] ...Hey, watch out! Now you're definitely going nowhere, honey.
[Shiki:] ...I'll slice you!

(vs. Geese)

[Geese:] Oh, no. You're a cop. Silly Interpol fool. Would she dare?
[Chun-Li:] Of course I would, Geese Howard. Come quietly!
[Geese:] ...Come quietly? Ha! Me? Geese Howard? Know your place, cop! What can
you do to me?
[Chun-Li:] Silence! You're busted! Interpol's reputation is at stake, after
all!

(vs. Mars People)

[Mars People:] Boop bap!
[Chun-Li:] Uh, uh... Ni hao!
[Mars People:] Boop beep boop boo!
[Chun-Li:] (Chinese's useless.) K-konnichi wa! Annyo hase yo!
[Mars People:] Boop bap bop beep boop!
[Chun-Li:] Yikes! Did I upset it?

(vs. Goenitz)

[Goenitz:] ...I know you've been following me around quite a while ago. Why
not show yourself?
[Chun-Li:] ...Very perceptive. You caught me, huh?
[Goenitz:] Oh, ho. Such a beautiful young woman you are. What'll become of me?
[Chun-Li:] I can't let someone like you run around creating havoc!
[Goenitz:] Oh, ho. Lock me up will you? You think you have that right?
[Chun-Li:] Pipe down! Regardless... I can't just turn a blind eye on you!
[Goenitz:] So, you will not let me on my way? ...Very well. Young lady....
Know that you too are a sinner!

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[Chun-Li:] Hah! Yah! Hyah! Hah-yeeeeeh!
[Ryu:] Zealous as ever. How about a break?
[Chun-Li:] Ryu! What's the word? You just missed out on the fun. Just wait a
while.
[Ryu:] Nice timing. How about a little fisticuffs, then?
[Chun-Li:] Hee, hee. You sure?

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Hey, there. I see you're training as usual, huh?
[Chun-Li:] Fancy meeting you here. What a surprise!
[Ken:] I suppose so. How about mixing it up? For old time's sake.
[Chun-Li:] Sounds good to me. If I don't have to pull my punches, OK.
[Ken:] Then it's a plan!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] !? You look just like me... Just like a clone.
[Chun-Li:] But I've got nicer legs. And softer skin.
[Chun-Li:] Say what?! I'm a lot more slender than you are!
[Chun-Li:] That does it!

(vs. Guile)

[Chun-Li:] Oh, Guile! Fancy meeting this. What brings you here?
[Guile:] That's a military secret.
[Chun-Li:] Always so devoted, eh?
[Guile:] I've heard that you've been working out more. How about a match or
two?
[Chun-Li:] Are you sure? I won't hold back.
[Guile:] Don't worry about me. Bring it on!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Chun-Li:] I can't get used to those stretching legs and arms.
[Dhalsim:] You lack training. You must devote yourself harder to your
training.
[Chun-Li:] Will you help me?
[Dhalsim:] Be your sparring partner? Very well. If that will be of service to
you.
[Chun-Li:] Oh, thank you! Okay... Let's do it!
[Dhalsim:] Yoga!

(vs. Balrog)

[Chun-Li:] Now I got you, Balrog! Where's Bison? Answer my question!
[Balrog:] I've no idea! And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you!
[Chun-Li:] The once invincible boxer's a lap dog of Shadaloo, I see.
[Balrog:] ...Say that again!
[Chun-Li:] I see Shadaloo still won't spring for your obedience classes.
[Balrog:] Why you thick-legged... ...Die!

(vs. Vega)

[Chun-Li:] Yoo hoo, noble wannabe! Care to answer a few questions I have for
you?
[Vega:] Hmmm... The secret of my beauty?
[Chun-Li:] Oh, you are amusing. Hey, where's Bison? If you tell me now, I'll
spare your life.
[Vega:] My, you're a spunky one. I wish to hear your lovely screams shortly.

(vs. Sagat)

[Chun-Li:] I know you won't tell me anyway, but it can't hurt to grill you.
[Sagat:] Give it a shot.
[Chun-Li:] Where is Bison? Cough it up!
[Sagat:] ...You got me.
[Chun-Li:] I didn't see that coming. Very well. I'll just beat Bison's
location outta ya.
[Sagat:] You got the look. But it ends here.

(vs. M. Bison)

[Chun-Li:] Bison. Shadaloo's CEO! I've finally found you. I'll avenge my
father!
[M. Bison:] Avenge? What's that? I don't remember all of my victims, toots.
[Chun-Li:] I'll remind you when you've got more time. In prison, that is!
[M. Bison:] There is no defeat with my psycho power! You'll soon know that.

(vs. Akuma:)

[Chun-Li:] What terrible eyes. So that's Akuma...
[Akuma:] Leave. Immediately! I will not slay you.
[Chun-Li:] No, I won't go. My strength... I'll test against you.
[Akuma:] You wish a dog's death? You silly creature.

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] Oh, nice! She's got the goods. Hey, you, can you sing?
[Chun-Li:] Huh? Me? Sing? Uh, I can carry a tune...
[Poison:] All right, OK! A post-match song! The singing and dancing wrestling
idol! We'll rake it in!
[Chun-Li:] Me, a wrestler?
[Poison:] Yeah, yeah. Later, kid. Hugo!
[Hugo:] You look light. No use running away because I will catch you.
[Chun-Li:] Aren't you mistaken? You're the one who'll get the three count!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Chun-Li:] What's this? What a cute outfit! Where's the festival?
[Tessa:] These are street clothes.
[Chun-Li:] Oh, is that so? (Talk about eccentric!) Well, I'll have to take you
in for questioning. Is that a problem?
[Tessa:] I'm kind of busy, so I can't comply with your wishes. I beg your
pardon.
[Chun-Li:] Hey, you, freeze! You're going nowhere!

(vs. Zero)

[Chun-Li:] Excuse me. I'm looking for this guy, can you help me?
[Zero:] No... I'm in a hurry...
[Chun-Li:] Have you seen a big guy around here with red hat and clothes?
[Zero:] Can't help you...
[Chun-Li:] You're a pretty snotty little kid. ...Hmm. What's that? Are you
packing? Show me that weapon.
[Zero:] Don't touch me...!
[Chun-Li:] What's with you? I won't pamper you just because you're a kid!

(vs. Demitri)

[Demitri:] Even the fairest woman someday grows old... Do you not fear that?
To be an ugly hag, then one day die!
[Chun-Li:] Become a vampire...? Are you bonkers...!
[Demitri:] Accept me. Do so and you'll be eternally beautiful... ...Look into
my eyes!
[Chun-Li:] ...Ugh! Stand down, clown. I'm taking you in.
[Demitri:] Ha, ha, ha! So you like it rough? Very well. I will soon make a
willing captive of you!

(vs. Dan)

[Dan:] Dan of the Saikyo groove challenges you!
[Chun-Li:] ...Is this a put-on? Where's the camera?
[Dan:] If you're a fighter, you should be excited.
[Chun-Li:] Not one iota.
[Dan:] Gahh... Whatever. Put 'em up! This's war!
[Chun-Li:] War? What is it good for? It'll be over in a minute, then I'll be
on my way.

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] Oooooh-ohhhhh.
[Chun-Li:] No reason remains in this one. What a bother.
[Riot Iori:] Uh... Ohhhhhh!
[Chun-Li:] Are you human? And so it goes. I'm putting you down!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Violent Ken:] Chun, Chun-Li. Oooooh-whoa.
[Chun-Li:] Ken, what's happened? You're not well.
[Violent Ken:] I, I am... Oooooh-ohhhhh.
[Chun-Li:] This dark spirit!

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

GUILE

(vs. Kyo)

[Kyo:] I guess in the end, martial arts is all about power, huh?
[Guile:] Military martial arts are far superior to your antiquated ways of
combat.
[Kyo:] Yap, yap, yap. Why not try me, bud?
[Guile:] Try you! That's funny. I'm the real thing, pal!
[Kyo:] That's the spirit!

(vs. Iori)

[Guile:] You sure are strong. But your evil's getting in the way of your
moves.
[Iori:] Silence!
[Guile:] Nothing comes of evil. And that means... You can't beat me, baby!
[Iori:] Enough prattle... Continue to hinder me... and die!

(vs. Ryo)

[Guile:] Don't get closer. Or I'll sonic boom you all over the pavement.
[Ryo:] You and what army? One step closer, and I'll tear you apart.
[Guile:] ...
[Ryo:] ...
[Guile:] Argh.
[Ryo:] Gyaaah!

(vs. Terry)

[Guile:] Undefeated in Southtown. The legendary hungry wolf, Terry Bogard, I
presume.
[Terry:] Huh? Who're you? ...Ha, ha, ha! Sorry, I don't know any cauliflower
heads!
[Guile:] Droll. Very well. I hear you and Mary are in cahoots, right?
[Terry:] Hey, cauliflower head! That's top secret!
[Guile:] As I thought. Time for the interrogation to begin! Let's go!
[Terry:] You're subtle as a skunk! OK! Come on!

(vs. Mai)

[Guile:] I've heard Japanese women are both reserved and prudent.
[Mai:] That's about right, wouldn't you say?
[Guile:] ...But I guess every country is guilty of a little propaganda.
[Mai:] The nerve! This reserved and prudent Japanese maid will rearrange your
face!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Hey, you there! Where's my father?
[Guile:] Beats me. What're you yammering about?
[Kasumi:] Hmm. Guess you're sworn to secrecy. But please, tell me.
[Guile:] I'm really sorry. But I'm clueless. Pack it in, sister.
[Kasumi:] You still refuse after my entreaties? Very well then, jarhead!
[Guile:] What're you doing?!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] Magnificent! Both speed and power, and an ideal physique to boot!
[Guile:] You're not bad yourself. You look tough.
[Kim:] Have you ever come up against Tae Kwon Do?
[Guile:] Nope. But I hear it's used by the military in Korea.
[Kim:] You know many things. Care to spar?
[Guile:] There's a plan.

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] Hm. No wasted movement. You must be a soldier.
[Guile:] A look at my duds and any idiot'd know that!
[Mr. Karate:] You got me there. So, are you ready for combat, soldier?
[Guile:] If you keep this secret.
[Mr. Karate:] Relax! Tennnn-shun!

(vs. Choi)

[Guile:] Kids like you should not play with knives.
[Choi:] I'm no kid, buddy boy. I'm a full-fledged adult, I am!
[Guile:] Yeah, sure. You kids always say that.
[Choi:] Gyah! That did it! You're mine, buddy boy!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Guile:] Are you an American?
[Earthquake:] Sure am. It's great to meet a fellow countryman. Nice to meet
you.
[Guile:] Sorry, pal. You disgrace the USA!
[Earthquake:] What did you say?
[Guile:] Choose your weapon! I can destroy you with one hand behind me!
[Earthquake:] You've gone too far! It's the trough for you!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Guile:] Hmmm. If you need a blade, you're no warrior.
[Genjyuro:] ...So you're saying?
[Guile:] I can take down someone like you barehanded!
[Genjyuro:] ...I'll make sashimi of you! Defend yourself!

(vs. Shiki)

[Guile:] What? Where'd you come from?
[Shiki:] ...Where? Where am I?
[Guile:] ...Are you lost? Shall I take you to a safer place?
[Shiki:] ...Don't touch me!

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[Mars People:] Boop bap bop beep boop!
[Guile:] Huh? An alien life form? HQ... I got to contact HQ right away...
[Mars People:] Beep boop bap boop boop!
[Guile:] Hey, wait! Don't run away! Rats! Ah, what can I do?

(vs. Goenitz)

[Goenitz:] How many times have you escaped death? You've got that look.
[Guile:] And what have you seen? A crazy psycho killer? Or the devil's
servant?
[Goenitz:] Heh, heh. I only see the path on which to lead you silly humans.
Now then, let me show you the path you must take.
[Guile:] I can walk my path all by myself!
[Goenitz:] Such ignorance... You are but a fool.

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] Guile! It's been a while.
[Guile:] You look as fit as ever. Not only that, seems you've gotten tougher.
[Ryu:] How about you showing me your stuff?
[Guile:] Hey, no problem. I'll show you everything I've got!
[Ryu:] Goes without saying. It's showtime!

(vs. Ken)

[Guile:] ...You can't trick me.
[Ken:] So, you got me. Way to go, Guile!
[Guile:] Long time, no see, Ken. You've still got it!
[Ken:] As do you. How about seeing how tougher we've got?
[Guile:] Hold on a sec!
[Ken:] What's up? You can't chicken out, you're a major now, right?
[Guile:] ...I gotta set my hair!
[Ken:] ...Get the lead out!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Oh, Guile! Fancy meeting this. What brings you here?
[Guile:] That's a military secret.
[Chun-Li:] Always so devoted, eh?
[Guile:] I've heard that you've been working out more. How about a match or
two?
[Chun-Li:] Are you sure? I won't hold back.
[Guile:] Don't worry about me. Bring it on!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] It's like a nightmare. I'm looking at me.
[Guile:] So this is what a doppelganger is?
[Guile:] There's only one thing to do at such times.
[Guile:] So, we do agree. Put 'em up!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Guile:] Dhalsim. How goes it? How long has it been?
[Dhalsim:] A long time. I have evolved. I'm not what you know.
[Guile:] Neither am I. Of course, my limbs don't stretch.
[Dhalsim:] You still seek vengeance, I see.
[Guile:] Yes...
[Dhalsim:] Even one as you fails to find enlightenment... But the wheel of
hate one day must stop spinning.
[Guile:] No matter what you say, you cannot stop me.
[Dhalsim:] Yoga!

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] You! Guile! Nice timing! My punching bag's shot. I've been looking
for something to beat on.
[Guile:] Me. A punching bag?
[Balrog:] That's right. I'll punch and punch and punch till you bleed.
[Guile:] How can you punch me if you can't hit me?
[Balrog:] You talk too much.

(vs. Vega)

[Guile:] Tell me where Bison is. And I'll spare your life.
[Vega:] You lack ability and beauty, and talk beyond your station. What
stupidity...
[Guile:] Will you tell me or not?
[Vega:] It seems I'll have to slice you up good. An ugly brand of defeat.

(vs. Sagat)

[Guile:] Where's Bison? Answer me, Sagat!
[Sagat:] Me, tell you. Insulting! Without a fight, you think I'd tell you?
[Guile:] Then I'll make you talk after I beat you silly.
[Sagat:] I'll break your jaw so you can't beg for mercy.

(vs. M. Bison)

[Guile:] This evil power... I can't be mistaken. Bison!
[M. Bison:] Don't be shy. Hit me with whatever you're able to.
[Guile:] I'm nothing like you. I'll avenge Charlie fair and square!
[M. Bison:] Is that so? Fight pure and die... eh? Honor for your remaining
family... is that it? Do what you got to!
[Guile:] Mess with me and I'll clean your clock!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Akuma:] To live or die in battle. Admirable resignation.
[Guile:] That's a soldier for you.
[Akuma:] You're a fool to come oppose me. Just hear the spirits of my victims!
[Guile:] I'll leave that to you. Bring it on, beastie!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] Oh, I'm in love. What a physique!
[Guile:] Flattery gets nothing.
[Poison:] No, don't thank me. You'll earn it back through your work.
[Hugo:] Hey, you! Become my partner! We'll make quite a tag team!
[Guile:] I've decided to give my life to the army. Try someone else!
[Poison:] You don't get it. You have no choice.

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] Oh, I get it! A sonic-speed punch... And that makes the shockwave.
Elementary.
[Guile:] Who are you?
[Tessa:] Just a sorcerologist! I wish to speak with you more. Can you spare me
the time?
[Guile:] Sorcerologist...? Never heard of it, but I'll tell you no secrets.
[Tessa:] Is that so? Then I'd like to test you out in battle.
[Guile:] H-hey!

(vs. Zero)

[Guile:] Hmm? You're Megaman? Yeah, we've got the goods on you... some.
[Zero:] You're mistaken... Get out of my way.
[Guile:] As you insist. But how about a little performance test, huh?

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] Gooh-ohhhh.
[Guile:] What's the matter?
[Riot Iori:] Oooooh-ohhhhh.
[Guile:] Have you lost it?

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Violent Ken:] Oooh-ohhhhhh! G-Guile...
[Guile:] What's wrong, Ken? This's serious...
[Violent Ken:] Ooooh-ohhhhhh. Die!
[Guile:] Ken! Excuse my roughness, but it's nappy time.

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

DHALSIM

(vs. Kyo)

[Dhalsim:] Oh, it's you? So, you wish to learn the ways of yoga?
[Kyo:] No, not especially.
[Dhalsim:] Jeesh! Kids these days! I know it's no picnic. But with my
teaching, you can be just like me.
[Kyo:] Hey, I don't give a rip about yoga, bud!
[Dhalsim:] But before we start, I guess I must see what you're made of. Very
well, my child. Show me your stuff.
[Kyo:] You haven't heard a word I said, have you? Very well. I'll bop you and
make you see that you need the training.

(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] !?
[Dhalsim:] That's the power of yoga! And I can teach you all about this
wonderful art.
[Iori:] ...Pass. I hate clowns...
[Dhalsim:] Phew! Saving the damned is just another kind of training, I guess.
But I will save you!
[Iori:] You'll save me?! Take your best shot. You'll only regret it.
[Dhalsim:] May you be enveloped in the grace of Vishnu.

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] ...You're impervious! Way to go, pops.
[Dhalsim:] Belligerent young one. Learn the ways of yoga, and regain
tranquility.
[Ryo:] Enough of your sermons. Any more and I'll bop you right back to Bombay.
[Dhalsim:] Yoga.

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Man, you're thin! One punch and "snap!"
[Dhalsim:] Do not worry, friend. My body tempered by yoga's mysteries will not
break.
[Terry:] OK! Then no guilt here. Let's go, bean pole.
[Dhalsim:] Yoga.

(vs. Mai)

[Dhalsim:] First you must remove all unwanted fat from you. Then you will be
swift.
[Mai:] ...Put a sock in it! My body hasn't an ounce of unwanted fat!
[Dhalsim:] Do not deceive yourself. Training must begin with complete
honesty.... For example... learning your true weight.
[Mai:] Yaaah! Stop! Stop! Enough! I am going to put a sock in it for you!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Your appendages stretch? Will wonders never cease?
[Dhalsim:] The miracles of yoga. With a little practice, you can do the same.
[Kasumi:] Are you serious? Then, enlighten me.
[Dhalsim:] Very well. Assume your stance!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] The secrets of yoga. I've heard of them, but who'd of thought...?
[Dhalsim:] Your surprise is tenable. Witha  little practice, anyone can do
this.
[Kim:] Tae Kwon Do with yoga? I'd be invincible! Please, spar with me!
[Dhalsim:] Very well. Show me your stuff!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] A secret yoga ceremony... Levitation. Meditation. Elastified
limbs...
[Dhalsim:] Verily. But yoga's secret rituals are not for violence. I use it
not frivolously.
[Mr. Karate:] If you desire mercy, I will back away. Spare the guilt trip.
[Dhalsim:] You are berserk. If this is destined, then I must abide...

(vs. Choi)

[Dhalsim:] You're a slave to desire. You must train and learn yoga to save
yourself.
[Choi:] I'll leave the preaching to Kim. Can it, buddy boy!
[Dhalsim:] Even if you'll be able to become taller, too? I know you want that.
[Choi:] T-taller? OK. You got me curious. Start talking.
[Dhalsim:] First, you must purge all desires.
[Choi:] ...You gotta be nuts! I guess I'm just doomed to enjoy myself. Let's
go, stretch!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Hey, a walking twig! One of my snorts would blow you away!
[Dhalsim:] Size is no measure of one's strength. What matters is the power of
your soul.
[Earthquake:] Snort! Soul? You silly shaman. Don't make me laugh.
[Dhalsim:] To know true strength you must first know your own weakness.
[Earthquake:] And how do I do that?
[Dhalsim:] Yoga!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Dhalsim:] Such evil... Friend, why do you walk the dark way?
[Genjyuro:] I don't walk the dark way. The path I walk is the dark way.
[Dhalsim:] I will rescue you.
[Genjyuro:] I need not your charity. In turn I will send you to damnation!

(vs. Shiki)

[Dhalsim:] Hmmm... My child, you are possessed.
[Shiki:] ...I am Shiki... Ooooh....
[Dhalsim:] Yoga! Yoga! Yoga!
[Shiki:] Aaaaah!
[Dhalsim:] Unh... I'm too late. One final option! I will exorcise the
possessor with Agni's flames!
[Shiki:] You confound me... Die...

(vs. Geese)

[Dhalsim:] I sense evil!
[Geese:] If I'm evil, then everyone is. Wah ha ha!
[Dhalsim:] I believe that I can cleanse your heart!

(vs. Mars People)

[Mars People:] Beep boop bop.
[Dhalsim:] I don't understand. Even yoga doesn't work. What creature is this?
[Mars People:] Beep boop boop!
[Dhalsim:] Yoga cannot help me. It's a trial, perhaps?

(vs. Goenitz)

[Dhalsim:] What evil wind is this?
[Goenitz:] A good wind blows. Dear yoga master, may I have some of your time?
[Dhalsim:] Oh, fire god Agni. Lend me the power of your purifying flame!
[Goenitz:] Oh, such lovely flames! Very well, I accept your challenge.

(vs. Athena)

[Dhalsim:] Where the heck am I...? Could it be Heaven?
[Athena:] Give the man a cigar. You are in Heaven. Thanks to your silly
fighting, the dimensional doors have been opened.
[Dhalsim:] Then I'm not dead yet. That's good news... I have many things left
to do down below. You may send me back.
[Athena:] I can't help you. My mission here is to protect this land. And
remove undesirables. So, put them up.
[Dhalsim:] Along with the world, Heaven too seems filled with absurdity...

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] Dhalsim! Time you showed me what's new with yoga!
[Dhalsim:] As self-involved as ever. End your foolish conceits and watch and
learn.
[Ryu:] Yeah, yeah! Let's get it on!
[Dhalsim:] Ho, ho, ho. Surprisingly, a guy like you may... just one day find
spiritual enlightenment.

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Greetings, yoga master. Care for a bout?
[Dhalsim:] Excitable as ever. But your conceit may be your undoing.
[Ken:] Enough sermonizing! Have you tarried in your training and forgotten
yoga's secrets?
[Dhalsim:] I'm always training. I entrust all to Agni, god of fire.

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] I can't get used to those stretching legs and arms.
[Dhalsim:] You lack training. You must devote yourself harder to your
training.
[Chun-Li:] Will you help me?
[Dhalsim:] Be your sparring partner? Very well. If that will be of service to
you.
[Chun-Li:] Oh, thank you! Okay... Let's do it!
[Dhalsim:] Yoga!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] Dhalsim. How goes it? How long has it been?
[Dhalsim:] A long time. I have evolved. I'm not what you know.
[Guile:] Neither am I. Of course, my limbs don't stretch.
[Dhalsim:] You still seek vengeance, I see.
[Guile:] Yes...
[Dhalsim:] Even one as you fails to find enlightenment... But the wheel of
hate one day must stop spinning.
[Guile:] No matter what you say, you cannot stop me.
[Dhalsim:] Yoga!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] Th-this is... a test from God.
[Dhalsim:] Or the devil's trap?
[Dhalsim:] However... Without facing myself I cannot attain peace.
[Dhalsim:] You speak wisely. Transcend yourself, and grow!

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] What a reach! If you take up boxing, be sure to call me.
[Dhalsim:] I am sorry but I have no intention to become a boxer.
[Balrog:] Why not? You'd make a fortune.
[Dhalsim:] Money is not the object of my training.
[Balrog:] Then what is it?
[Dhalsim:] It is something a slave of desire cannot grasp...
[Balrog:] Self-important ascete! Enough of your sermons. Say your prayers,
monk!
[Dhalsim:] Yoga!

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] You don't bathe in training? Back off! Foul, foolish freak.
[Dhalsim:] Those who are taken by appearances alone are truly foolish.
[Vega:] An argument like that is but the simperings of the foul and ugly.
[Dhalsim:] You won't understand until I scold you. See yoga's secrets!
[Vega:] Taste the pain... that comes from beauty!

(vs. Sagat)

[Dhalsim:] Gigantic sir, you have suffered long...
[Sagat:] What do you know...? Beat it!
[Dhalsim:] You won't fight well with a disturbed soul. And I will defeat you.
[Sagat:] You talk too much... I'm going to put you in a coma for a few days!

(vs. M. Bison)

[Dhalsim:] You cannot achieve inner peace if you intend to conquer the world,
Bison!
[M. Bison:] Hmph. Inner peace? Take a hike, hippie!
[Dhalsim:] You don't intend to see the error of your ways? Then I shall lead
you.
[M. Bison:] What nonsense... You will bend to my supreme power!
[Dhalsim:] If you do not see, then so shall it go. You'll get no mercy!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Dhalsim:] Master of the murder wave! You're in bad need of some saving, I
see.
[Akuma:] There's no saving me. The murder wave is my sole savior.
[Dhalsim:] Slave to power, you don't understand. Yoga can set you free!
[Akuma:] My fists will do that. And send you to Heaven.

(vs. Hugo:)

[Dhalsim:] Yoga!
[Poison:] Hey, wait, you! Didn't your arm stretch?
[Dhalsim:] That's yoga! My legs stretch, too.
[Poison:] Aw-awesome! If only you could spit out flames, too...
[Dhalsim:] Yoga fire!
[Poison:] Ah ha ha. Great! Please, you gotta join our troupe. Hugo!
[Hugo:] We can use this clown. You'll do a fine job warming up the crowd.

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] You're pretty unique to be able to alter your body like that.
[Dhalsim:] Do you have an interest in the secrets of yoga?
[Tessa:] I have oodles! However, I'll need some time to compile my data on the
subject.
[Dhalsim:] Stranger, the miracles of yoga are but a part of deep
enlightenment. If you don't devote all of yourself, you'll get diddley.
[Tessa:] Ohh, foo, foo. All creation can be explained scientifically.
[Dhalsim:] Your knowledge hinders your way to true sagacity. You'd do well to
go back to the drawing board. Do you understand me?
[Tessa:] Indeed. In addition to theory and sorcerologic data, you say I need
actual empirical proof, do you?
[Dhalsim:] Are you ready to begin? Yoga!

(vs. Zero)

[Dhalsim:] What do you seek in your wanderings? Speak, little one.
[Zero:] I cannot tell you.
[Dhalsim:] Mastering yoga's secrets permits me to read your mind, you know...?
[Zero:] ....
[Dhalsim:] And yours doesn't make for interesting reading...
[Zero:] Hmph... You may be right.

(vs. Demitri)

[Dhalsim:] Evil spirit! Go back to your world.
[Demitri:] This is my world. For I shall rule it!
[Dhalsim:] Yoga! Purify this fiend with the holy flames!
[Demitri:] Such vain effort...

(vs. Dan)

[Dan:] What the...!? Your arms stretched!
[Dhalsim:] That surprises you? Your training is lacking, my friend.
[Dan:] Uh, I wasn't that surprised, bean pole! So listen and freak out! Dan of
the Saikyo groove is none other than me!
[Dhalsim:] ...Yoga?
[Dan:] Aw, nuts! Bring it on, skinny!

(vs. Red Arremer)

[Dhalsim:] Huh?! What is this place?
[Red Arremer:] Gya-gyah!
[Dhalsim:] Oh my! I'm in Hell. I've suppressed my desires with yoga, and this
is the reward I get...?
[Red Arremer:] Gya-gyah!

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] K... I... L... L...
[Dhalsim:] Ill-omened sensations... Even my yoga secrets may not protect me
from this lost one.
[Riot Iori:] Ooh-ohhhh!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Serious Mr. Karate:] Oh, ho! You are no ordinary human.
[Dhalsim:] You, too, are strong. A yoga master knows this.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] You cannot equal me, but you make a wild opponent. Here
I come!
[Dhalsim:] Yoga rules!

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Dhalsim:] Pathetic fool. Such power dominated by the force of evil.
[Violent Ken:] Oooh-whooooo. D-Dhalsim!
[Dhalsim:] Close your eyes. My power will restore your sanity.
[Violent Ken:] Uggh. N... No need!

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[Dhalsim:] What is this? An evil spirit... And bigger than before.
[Shin Akuma:] Are you prepared... to go to Heaven?
[Dhalsim:] By my life... I will stop you!
[Shin Akuma:] Nonsense!

BALROG

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] You deserve a good dis.
[Balrog:] Do it and die.
[Ryo:] Blah, blah...
[Balrog:] Why you... I'll cave your face in!

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] You know, all you boxers look really stupid.
[Balrog:] In other words, we must look like you.
[Terry:] Ha ha ha. Toosh! OK! Time for these two birds of a feather to get
jiggy!

(vs. Mai)

[

(vs. Kasumi)

[Balrog:] Oh, ho, young lady. From whence do you wander in from?
[Kasumi:] Release my hand.
[Balrog:] Very nice. And so slim. How about you and me...?
[Kasumi:] You foul little man! ...Defend yourself!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] Oh, so it's you?
[Balrog:] You know me? Impressive. It deserves a smidge of mercy or two.
[Kim:] In spite of your ability, you fight dirty. And it got you banned.
[Balrog:] ...And you'd like to say?
[Kim:] With my rehabilitation, I can turn you around. Rehabilitate two.
Rehabilitate three. It's no difference to me.
[Balrog:] Rehabilitation? Say what? If you think you can, give it a shot!
[Kim:] Evil blocks your sincere understanding! Evil is my enemy!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Choi)

[Balrog:] Move or I'll stomp you! You little pest!
[Choi:] Both dumb and rude, eh, buddy boy? I'll just assume Kim's role and
start your rehabilitation!
[Balrog:] Who is that?! You speak in tongues! I'm gonna stomp you!
[Choi:] I'll slice you silly! Let's do it, buddy boy!

(vs. Earthquake)

[

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Balrog:] What're you gaping at? And what's that little toy in your hand, huh?
[Genjyuro:] Cross me and you will add to my blade's rust.
[Balrog:] My fists. Your blade. Heh, heh. Cool! Which is deadlier?
[Genjyuro:] ...Die.
[Balrog:] If I win, you'll lose that sword!
[Genjyuro:] I'll chop off your arms, then kill you by inches.

(vs. Shiki)

[Balrog:] Oh, a pretty young lady. Just hold on there.
[Shiki:] ...
[Balrog:] I told you to wait, didn't I, honey?
[Shiki:] ...You are not he. You nuisance... Die!

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[Balrog:] Oooh-whoaaaa!!!
[Ryu:] Huh?! You. You're... Balrog. Right?
[Balrog:] Hmph. Blocked? Me?!
[Ryu:] Same as ever.
[Balrog:] How about killing some time. And you, too?
[Ryu:] I accept your offer. The first part, that is. Bring it on!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Hey, ya bum! Preparing for another Vegas loss!
[Balrog:] Shut up! Gambling's my life!
[Ken:] Oh... so you put the money on your losing?
[Balrog:] I'm in a bad mood. You'll regret p'ing me off!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Now I got you, Balrog! Where's Bison? Answer my question!
[Balrog:] I've no idea! And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you!
[Chun-Li:] The once invincible boxer's a lap dog of Shadaloo, I see.
[Balrog:] ...Say that again!
[Chun-Li:] I see Shadaloo still won't spring for your obedience classes.
[Balrog:] Why you thick-legged... ...Die!

(vs. Guile)

[Balrog:] You! Guile! Nice timing! My punching bag's shot. I've been looking
for something to beat on.
[Guile:] Me. A punching bag?
[Balrog:] That's right. I'll punch and punch and punch till you bleed.
[Guile:] How can you punch me if you can't hit me?
[Balrog:] You talk too much.

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Balrog:] What a reach! If you take up boxing, be sure to call me.
[Dhalsim:] I am sorry but I have no intention to become a boxer.
[Balrog:] Why not? You'd make a fortune.
[Dhalsim:] Money is not the object of my training.
[Balrog:] Then what is it?
[Dhalsim:] It is something a slave of desire cannot grasp...
[Balrog:] Self-important ascete! Enough of your sermons. Say your prayers,
monk!
[Dhalsim:] Yoga!

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] Dis me will you? I hope that you're ready to die. Huh?
[Balrog:] Quiet, imposter! I'm going to peel you like a grape!
[Balrog:] I'll tear you a new one!

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Elegance. Delicacy. Refinement. You lack them all. Pathetic ponce!
[Balrog:] I'll take good care of that mask, fancy pants!
[Vega:] ...What do you mean?
[Balrog:] I'm going to cave in your precious face! And right now!
[Vega:] Such foul language. Death's too good for you.

(vs. Sagat)

[Sagat:] Boxing's all hands. You can't match me.
[Balrog:] Weak dogs bark loudest. And you prove it.
[Sagat:] ...I won't kill you, but know you will give me your hand.
[Balrog:] I'm gonna carve a new wound in that chest of yours. And smash that
other blob of foul jelly!

(vs. M. Bison)

[Balrog:] ....
[M. Bison:] Balrog, what is this? You dare face off against your master?
[Balrog:] After I erase you, I'll become Shadaloo's CEO. Not a bad story, eh?
[M. Bison:] Hmph. Only a fool would have such dreams. And yours die with you.

(vs. Akuma:)

[Balrog:] You look pretty tough. How about you and I take over Shadaloo
together!
[Akuma:] I have not the ears to lend to babbling idiots.
[Balrog:] Is that so...? Then you can die now. And regret your fate.
[Akuma:] There's nothing more ugly than a fool.

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] You're a perfect villain. I bet even your mother despised you.
You're a natural! ...How about trying the world of wrestling?
[Balrog:] If the money's good, I'd be up for it.
[Poison:] You'll get no money. You'll work for free. I get all the profits.
[Balrog:] W-why you! No way!
[Poison:] You got spunk, kiddo. But will it last? Oh, Huuuugo!
[Hugo:] Hey, bub, you'll make a fine wrestler! I guarantee it.

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] You can't control your own violence, I see... I don't know how useful
it'll be, but I'll record the data anyway.
[Balrog:] What the...? Who are you?
[Tessa:] I ask for your cooperation...
[Balrog:] If you want favors, show me your money. And lots of it, too!!
[Tessa:] So you lack the ability to contribute to my research? Volunteering is
important too, you know.
[Balrog:] I don't need your big talk little girl. (Bong.)
[Tessa:] (...Hee, hee. Looks like I'll get data after all.) And away I go!

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[Balrog:] ...What's this place? What's happened to me?
[Red Arremer:] Gya-gyah!
[Balrog:] Geesh! I've really hit bottom this time. I'll take out my despair on
your face!

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] Gyaaaaah!
[Balrog:] Holy Christmas... This guy is totally in another world.
[Riot Iori:] Oh, whoa, whoa!
[Balrog:] I'll moidolize you!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[Balrog:] (What awesome power!...)
[Shin Akuma:] Rumble!
[Balrog:] (I gotta fight dirty... It's my only hope!) Gah!

VEGA

(vs. Kyo)

[Vega:] Hmm. Rather attractive. However you can't hold a candle to me.
[Kyo:] Shut yo' mouth! You silly narcissistic little fancy pants! I'm going to
torch you to your bones!
[Vega:] Heh, heh. Relax. You should take a break before I tear you to shreds,
huh?
[Kyo:] I've got stuff to do. I can't waste my time with freaks like you.

(vs. Iori)

[Vega:] Hmph. A bit labored but not exactly not beautiful.
[Iori:] You'd better keep that mask on.... To keep those whelps of despair to
yourself...
[Vega:] Such evil. Such rage. Such beauty...
[Iori:] Beg for your life... 'Coz you picked the wrong guy, fashion cop! Die!

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] Iron claws are for wimps. And masks are for timid, little tulip
pants...
[Vega:] Keep it up, kimono head. In a few minutes you'll be doing nothing but
whining a different tune.
[Ryo:] For Kyokugen karate... there is no defeat.
[Vega:] Not until now. Your first defeat will be your last. Cheer up. You
can't lose again if you're stone-cold dead.

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Conceited fancy-pants like yourself tick me off!
[Vega:] The common folk like you cannot grasp my refined values and
spirituality. Know your own disgrace. And kneel before me.
[Terry:] A wolf yields to nothing.
[Vega:] Don't worry, wolfie. I'll dress your corpse up... with your blood.

(vs. Mai)

[Vega:] Oh, you're quite lovely.
[Mai:] Finally, someone who appreciates true beauty. You must be a gentleman.
[Vega:] Your body covered with your vermillion blood. It gives me goosebumps!
[Mai:] ...I take it all back. You're a psycho freak! It's clobbering time!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Vega:] Ooh-hoo-hoo. Such clean beauty. Not too shabby.
[Kasumi:] What're you looking at?
[Vega:] The future: your wimpering self, sliced, diced and julienne fried.
[Kasumi:] You really do have the heart of a demon... Then feel the sting of
Kasumi Todoh! Defend yourself, OK...?

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] You've gotten bigger. You could be Choi's spitting image.
[Vega:] You're pathetic. Unable to appreciate my unparalleled beauty!
[Kim:] What a cruel glare... Just what evil have you done so far?
[Vega:] To attain pure beauty, the deaths of a few are of no consequence.
[Kim:] What stupidity...! I cannot forgive you!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] That mask tells me you have no self-confidence.
[Vega:] ......
[Mr. Karate:] I'll pluck those talons, break that mask, and then you can start
all over.

(vs. Choi)

[Choi:] Hmm. I guess I'm famous now, huh? But I'm not wearing a mask now,
buddy boy.
[Vega:] How repulsive.
[Choi:] Eeeeh! I don't need guff from you, masked moron!
[Vega:] Enough of you... Pay with your death!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Vega:] What is this? Is this walking glob of meat a human?
[Earthquake:] W-why you! I'll smoosh you!
[Vega:] I haven't had such an ugly foe in quite a while. You'll die slowly!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Vega:] You samurai have unique and lovely rituals... but they pale to me!
[Genjyuro:] Hmph. Is that so? Shall I add to your beauty with your blood?
[Vega:] Oooh, hoo, hoo. Think you got the ability to do so?
[Genjyuro:] Hm. Hm. Hm. You'll satisfy me with a most splendid end!
[Vega:] Hyoh-hee!

(vs. Shiki)

[Vega:] What do we have here?
[Shiki:] Speak your mind, or let me on my way.
[Vega:] Ooh, hoo. I'll fix up that tattoo... ...with your blood!
[Shiki:] ...Yeah, OK. Now die!

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[Goenitz:] To be so wrapped up in your own beauty... In one way, I respect
you.
[Vega:] A beautiful existence has a certain absolute power. Take me for
example... I'm downright gorgeous.
[Goenitz:] Seeing your wounds will be my day's highlight.

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] Vega?! What're you doing here...?
[Vega:] To clean up all of the ugliness... I see no value in garbage like
you...
[Ryu:] Weird as ever... Fancy meeting you here. How about it?
[Vega:] Kah ka ka. Very well. I'll make up your corpse with fresh blood.
[Ryu:] If you can... Hee yah!

(vs. Ken)

[Vega:] Golly, you're ugly. Why is it that all others pale to me?
[Ken:] Yeah, right! I'm going to plow your beauty into dirt.
[Vega:] Impossible. The ugly cannot defeat the fair. ...It's a law of nature.
[Ken:] I never studied law! Defend yourself, creep!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Yoo hoo, noble wannabe! Care to answer a few questions I have for
you?
[Vega:] Hmmm.... The secret of my beauty?
[Chun-Li:] Oh, you are amusing. Hey, where's Bison? If you tell me now, I'll
spare your life.
[Vega:] My, you're a spunky one. I wish to hear your lovely screams shortly.

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] Tell me where Bison is. And I'll spare your life.
[Vega:] You lack ability and beauty, and talk beyond your station. What
stupidity...
[Guile:] Will you tell me or not?
[Vega:] It seems I'll have to slice you up good. An ugly brand of defeat.

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Vega:] You don't bathe in training? Back off! Foul, foolish freak.
[Dhalsim:] Those who are taken by appearances alone are truly foolish.
[Vega:] An argument like that is but the simperings of the foul and ugly.
[Dhalsim:] You won't understand until I scold you. See yoga's secrets!
[Vega:] Taste the pain... that comes from beauty!

(vs. Balrog)

[

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Hmmm. A beautiful imitation. I'll take great pleasure in bloodying you
up.
[Vega:] What fine vestments. What cultivated sense. But you can't come close
to me, I fear.
[Vega:] But a little touch of blood and you may come close.
[Vega:] Shall we find out?
[Vega:] We already know who's most beautiful.
[Vega:] Yes, we do. And I'm it.

(vs. Sagat)

[Vega:] Sagat, your life's mine.
[Sagat:] An interesting jest, Vega. How do you propose to get it?
[Vega:] I cannot permit one so ugly to defeat me. After you, Bison's next.
[Sagat:] Judging all by beauty. A narrow standard, indeed, young nobleman.
[Vega:] Die!

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Oh, Vega. Have you lost it?
[Vega:] The time has come for you to cower before my limitless beauty.
[M. Bison:] Foo, ha, ha. Funny. I'll humor you.

(vs. Akuma:)

[Vega:] There is no beauty to your strength. That is, you don't deserve to
live.
[Akuma:] Deserve to live? Boorish lout. Strength is truth!
[Vega:] Beauty is the only thing worthy to exist. Ugliness must perish!
[Akuma:] You'll perish, all right. Rumble!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] Lucky! You'll do well in the cage death match!
[Vega:] I'm polishing my claws. Be gone with you.
[Poison:] C'mon, pal, is that any way to greet a scout. Be happy! Huuuugo!
It's showtime!
[Hugo:] A masked wrestler. You'll make a nice addition to the group.

(vs. Tessa:)

[Vega:] Do not move, lady. My claws... desire your blood.
[Tessa:] Is that so? You cannot suppress a desire to slice flesh... A
predictable pattern.
[Vega:] An inability to grasp the pursuit of beauty... I'll teach it to you
with your fresh blood.
[Tessa:] Hoo, hoo, hoo. OK. Let the lesson begin!

(vs. Zero)

[Vega:] The beauty of function? I don't understand this. Another
manifestation?
[Zero:] What do you babble about?
[Ciel:] (Zero. Watch out! An aerial fighter. Deadly claw attacks.)
[Zero:] I hear you... Let's get it done!

(vs. Demitri)

[Demitri:] You have a fine form for one of my servants. Rejoice! You'll be
under my wings for the rest of eternity.
[Vega:] I'm a servant to beauty. I've no intention of serving a pale antique.
[Demitri:] Oh, a comedian too? However soon you will realize the joy of being
in my servitude.
[Vega:] Now who's the comedian? Bow at the feet of true beauty!

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

SAGAT

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] Wow! I've never seen a kick boxer as big as you are, jumbo trunks!
[Sagat:] What's it to you?
[Ryo:] Never, ever, ever.
[Sagat:] ...That's why I'm the ruler here, tiny. An army cannot wipe out that
fact!! You'll see for yourself.

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Joe! Whoops. Hey, you're big! OK, big boy. Bring it on!
[Sagat:] Itching for a fight, huh? ...Very well... You'll taste the burn of
this emperor's wrath!

(vs. Mai)

[

(vs. Kasumi)

[

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] How could such a noble fighter become a lap dog of evil?
[Sagat:] Evil and justice do not exist. I crave but power!
[Kim:] If you do not believe in justice's might, I'll prove it exists.
[Sagat:] Very well. Prove it. As emperor, I will vanquish all challengers.

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] Strength, moves, speed. Quite remarkable. However...
[Sagat:] Hey, silly masked man. What do you mean by that "however"?
[Mr. Karate:] I can't express it. Let me beat it into you.
[Sagat:] Supercilious jester. You stick in my craw.

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Hey, you kick boxers must have a lot of cash. Snort. Just leave
it with me and you can walk away.
[Sagat:] Defeat me and you'll get enough money to play around a while.
[Earthquake:] Snort. Really? If you're lying, I'll take more than money!
[Sagat:] Commoner. In the end, I guess you're just one of the many...

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Sagat:] Only a fool would believe a sword makes you any stronger. A fool like
you.
[Genjyuro:] Just like a buffoon who's big believes that makes them tough. A
buffoon like you.
[Sagat:] Touche. Care to find out how tough I really am?
[Genjyuro:] I don't plan to use the back of my blade. Prepare yourself!

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] ...
[Sagat:] What, a female?
[Shiki:] I'm looking for... someone not like you...
[Sagat:] ...

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[

(vs. Chun-Li)

[

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] Where's Bison? Answer me, Sagat!
[Sagat:] Me, tell you. Insulting! Without a fight, you think I'd tell you?
[Guile:] Then I'll make you talk after I beat you silly.
[Sagat:] I'll break your jaw so you can't beg for mercy.

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] Gigantic sir, you have suffered long...
[Sagat:] What do you know...? Beat it!
[Dhalsim:] You won't fight well with a disturbed soul. And I will defeat you.
[Sagat:] You talk too much... I'm going to put you in a coma for a few days!

(vs. Balrog)

[Sagat:] Boxing's all hands. You can't match me.
[Balrog:] Weak dogs bark loudest. And you prove it.
[Sagat:] ...I won't kill you, but know you will give me your hand.
[Balrog:] I'm gonna carve a new wound in that chest of yours. And smash that
other blob of foul jelly!

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Sagat, your life's mine.
[Sagat:] An interesting jest, Vega. How do you propose to get it?
[Vega:] I cannot permit one so ugly to defeat me. After you, Bison's next.
[Sagat:] Judging all by beauty. A narrow standard, indeed, young nobleman.
[Vega:] Die!

(vs. Sagat)

[

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Hmph! Sagat, you dare rise up against me?
[Sagat:] Those who keep tigers risk becoming prey.
[M. Bison:] Very well. I'll make you realize your fantastic folly.
[Sagat:] Here I come!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Sagat:] I, slayer of Bison, you cannot hope to outshine this emperor!
[Akuma:] Equal me do you think? I'll do away with you with one finger.
[Sagat:] Your murderous spirit pierces my being. Oh, I'll enjoy this!
[Akuma:] Destroy!

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] A formidable physique. Hidden power within. A wonderful subject. But
those wounds hold you back... How unfortunate.
[Sagat:] What would a girl like you know about it?
[Tessa:] Sorcerologically speaking, it's just a wound. You're just hindered by
your own mawkish self-pity, big boy.
[Sagat:] If you want to live, leave it there.

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

M. BISON

(vs. Kyo)

[M. Bison:] Your spunk... amuses me. Why not join me?
[Kyo:] Sorry, but I can't. You wouldn't have enough to pay me.
[M. Bison:] Then I've no choice but to destroy you.

(vs. Iori)

[M. Bison:] Oh, ho... You possess a most peculiar power.
[Iori:] ...What's it to you?
[M. Bison:] If you'd join me, you'd gain power you couldn't imagine.
[Iori:] Hmph. I'd rather just see you dead, windbag.

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] Hey, how did you attach those big old knee and shoulder pads in there?
[M. Bison:] That's enough chatter.
[Ryo:] Those babies in-sewn?
[M. Bison:] You prattling cretin... Put a sock in it!

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Hmm. Well, I'm really gonna enjoy knocking you on your butt! Talk
about your stereotypical evil leader! You reek of evil, huh?
[M. Bison:] You goody-goody hero type. You don't know what you're coming up
against, do you?
[Terry:] Oh, I know exactly. This'll be a good one!
[M. Bison:] Hmm hmm hmm. Ignorant cretin!

(vs. Mai)

[M. Bison:] Wah ha ha. A girl! Such sweet prey for my psychic powers!
[Mai:] Psycho...? When you say that, it really freaks me out!
[M. Bison:] Wah ha ha. You're pretty funny. Soon you'll know how foolish you
are.

(vs. Kasumi)

[M. Bison:] Hey, there, young lady. You know well the ways of the warrior, I
see.
[Kasumi:] You have a keen eye. I am a Todoh disciple... And who may you be?
[M. Bison:] Interesting. If I temper her with my killer bees, she'll be quite
useful.
[Kasumi:] Another villain! Defend yourself!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] Again... Genuine, 100 proof... pure, unadulterated evil! Compared to
you, Chang and Choi are choirboys.
[M. Bison:] Gya ha ha ha. I'm Bison, evil's emperor! Ruler of the world!
[Kim:] Evil... is my enemy!
[M. Bison:] Pathetic fool... My psycho power'll make mincemeat of you.

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] You have unusual moves, I mean... parlor tricks.
[M. Bison:] Enough of your prattle. Show yourself!
[Mr. Karate:] In your dreams. If you want to see me, remove it yourself.
[M. Bison:] There's no need. I'm not interested in those about to die!

(vs. Choi)

[Choi:] Evil I do not forgive. Just a joke, buddy boy.
[M. Bison:] Hmph. I see you get me. I can use you as a gopher in my
organization. Now, bow down to me.
[Choi:] Don't play me! Even I've got some pride, buddy boy!
[M. Bison:] Very little. Ha ha! Oh, I kill me. So how 'bout it. Bow!
[Choi:] Pass!

(vs. Earthquake)

[M. Bison:] You have such speed for a big body! Ever consider a job with me
and Shadaloo?
[Earthquake:] Doesn't sound too bad.
[M. Bison:] Hmph. You're quick. Smarter than you look.
[Earthquake:] If you let me be the CEO, I'd consider joining your group.
[M. Bison:] I hate impudence. Know your place, or pay the price.
[Earthquake:] Gah ha ha! Bring it on, big chin!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[M. Bison:] Hoah! Kill. Steal. Kill again. You're the type of guy I'm looking
for.
[Genjyuro:] You have no right to evaluate the worth of my way of life!
[M. Bison:] Wah, ha, ha! Then I'll teach you the joy of defeat!
[Genjyuro:] I'd rather die than become your lap dog! Enough! Die!
[M. Bison:] Moo-ha, ha, ha! You got pluck! Show me more!

(vs. Shiki)

[M. Bison:] You've enchanted me. You'll be my bodyguard.
[Shiki:] It is not you... The one I seek is... All others, I slice...
[M. Bison:] Foo, ha, ha! Lovely! I'll force you to be my bodyguard!

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[M. Bison:] Why are you here, Ryu? Have you come to beg me for forgiveness?
[Ryu:] No way. I've come to kick your butt!
[M. Bison:] Yah hya hya. Why the hurry to die so young?
[Ryu:] Back at you!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Hey, Shadaloo CEO guy! You're not up to anything fishy again, eh?
[M. Bison:] Hmph. What's it to you? What can you do, bug?
[Ken:] I can do more than you! I'll plant pain on that big face of yours!
[M. Bison:] You cretin! Traveling so far to die.

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Bison. Shadaloo's CEO! I've finally found you. I'll avenge my
father!
[M. Bison:] Avenge? What's that? I don't remember all of my victims, toots.
[Chun-Li:] I'll remind you when you've got more time. In prison, that is!
[M. Bison:] There is no defeat with my psycho power! You'll soon know that.

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] This evil power... I can't be mistaken. Bison!
[M. Bison:] Don't be shy. Hit me with whatever you're able to.
[Guile:] I'm nothing like you. I'll avenge Charlie fair and square!
[M. Bison:] Is that so? Fight pure and die... eh? Honor for your remaining
family... is that it? Do what you got to!
[Guile:] Mess with me and I'll clean your clock!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] You cannot achieve inner peace if you intend to conquer the world,
Bison!
[M. Bison:] Hmph. Inner peace? Take a hike, hippie!
[Dhalsim:] You don't intend to see the error of your ways? Then I shall lead
you.
[M. Bison:] What nonsense... You will bend to my supreme power!
[Dhalsim:] If you do not see, then so shall it go. You'll get no mercy!

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] ....
[M. Bison:] Balrog, what is this? You dare face off against your master?
[Balrog:] After I erase you, I'll become Shadaloo's CEO. Not a bad story, eh?
[M. Bison:] Hmph. Only a fool would have such dreams. And yours die with you.

(vs. Vega)

[M. Bison:] Oh, Vega. Have you lost it?
[Vega:] The time has come for you to cower before my limitless beauty.
[M. Bison:] Foo, ha, ha. Funny. I'll humor you.

(vs. Sagat)

[M. Bison:] Hmph! Sagat, you dare rise up against me?
[Sagat:] Those who keep tigers risk becoming prey.
[M. Bison:] Very well. I'll make you realize your fantastic folly.
[Sagat:] Here I come!

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] Ho-ho. You'll make a fine body double for me.
[M. Bison:] That's my line. I'll give you the glory of being in my service.
[M. Bison:] You realize I'm the boss? Oh, whatever... I'll prove it now.
[M. Bison:] Crawl before me and beg for my mercy, bug!

(vs. Akuma:)

[M. Bison:] You.... I haven't forgot you!
[Akuma:] Destroy!
[M. Bison:] I'll repay you with death!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] Hey, you're a find. You got presence, kid. OK, you're hired. You can
even team up with Hugo.
[M. Bison:] What nonsense do you speak of, woman? It may cost your life.
[Poison:] Nonsense? No, I'm serious. Oh, Huuuugo!
[Hugo:] I got you. You're tough... Join our troupe.
[M. Bison:] You fool. Die!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] This wave of evil...?! This is psycho power... I'm intrigued.
[M. Bison:] Foo ha ha ha. Out of my way, girlie.
[Tessa:] I won't move. I'll explain your power sorcerologically.
[M. Bison:] Very well. I'll make you the prey of my psycho power!

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[Dan:] What a sourpuss. Have you come to seize my strength?
[M. Bison:] What strength? Just how much do you think you possess?
[Dan:] Agh! Insult my Saikyo groove and you'll be hurting!
[M. Bison:] I'll give you 3 minutes, then send you to hell.

(vs. Red Arremer)

[M. Bison:] What is this place? Power is oozing out from every pore...! Whoo
ha ha ha!
[Red Arremer:] Gya-gyah!
[M. Bison:] Wordless beast! You dare cross me. You need some discipline.
[Red Arremer:] Gyah!

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] Keeeeeh... Gaaah... Mmmmmmm...
[M. Bison:] Koo koo koo. You look good for a broken man. Such power!
[Riot Iori:] Ooooh-ohhhhhh.
[M. Bison:] This should be one of my funner fights.

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[M. Bison:] You, I can use. You'll be my confidant.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Don't misjudge me. I don't give my services to criminal
organizations.
[M. Bison:] Always the goody-goody. You'll regret your choice.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Don't worry. You'll be going on a little trip--to Hell!

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

AKUMA

(vs. Kyo)

[Akuma:] That stance. That spirit. Kusanagi! Master of flame!
[Kyo:] You're more studious than you look. You've done your homework.
[Akuma:] The ancient martial arts have no effect on me!
[Kyo:] Want to see for sure? You'll eat those words!

(vs. Iori)

[Akuma:] The ire of the spirits... Care to face the carnage?
[Iori:] Oh, unending slaughter. And I'm in the center.
[Akuma:] That is Asura's rage...
[Iori:] It's all Greek to me. If you want to die, bring it on, freak!

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] OK, OK, creepy face. Your capabilities are not of this world.
[Akuma:] Then why don't you make yourself scarce? Death's maw awaits you.
[Ryo:] That's quite an ego. Conceit is a fighter's worst enemy, eh?
[Akuma:] I do not fear the likes of you!
[Ryo:] Well, then, let's see just how tough you are!

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] I've heard of a totally strong demon warrior... You must be him, eh?
[Akuma:] If we do clash, I do foresee your death... Do you not fear me?
[Terry:] So you are that guy! It's going to be a pleasure whomping you!
[Akuma:] Punch drunk fool. Your ignorance will be your undoing.

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] My! You're a scary one. You look like a devil.
[Akuma:] Please die, post haste.
[Mai:] And me without my crucifix and holy water....
[Akuma:] ....
[Mai:] I guess it's all up to my strength and powers alone.
[Akuma:] Destroy!
[Mai:] Yikes! Right away? I really hate being rushed, you know!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Akuma:] Young lady... Walk away. You needn't die so young.
[Kasumi:] Do not insult me! The power of Todoh cannot pale to yours!
[Akuma:] ...Very well. No mercy. These fists of destruction will dispose of
you.
[Kasumi:] A suitable opponent to prove the power of Todoh! Begin!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] Why do you not use such overwhelming power for the sake of justice?
[Akuma:] There is no good or evil to strength! I seek only pure power!
[Kim:] You're wrong! Your defeat will prove the error of your ways.

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] In your quest for power, you lost your humanity. You sad, sad
man.
[Akuma:] Poppycock!... Rage is my reason!
[Mr. Karate:] You must fight it! Rediscover your humanity, you hideous, demon
freak!
[Akuma:] Ludicrous!

(vs. Choi)

[Akuma:] Pest... Fly away!
[Choi:] Pest? That hurts. Actually I'm a master fighter, buddy boy!
[Akuma:] ...You can spout off in the netherworld!
[Choi:] Eeeh-hyah! You can't stop me now. Now I'm really mad!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Oink! Looks like you don't have any money. Take a hike, buddy!
[Akuma:] Do you think I'd listen to a peasant like you?
[Earthquake:] What? Snort. Snort. If you're going to be snotty, let's go!
[Akuma:] Destroy!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] You were born to be cut. Where would you like me to begin carving?
[Akuma:] Do you really think a blade would make me flinch from you?
[Genjyuro:] Admirable pomposity! I think I'll begin by removing your tongue!
[Akuma:] Rumble!

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] ....
[Akuma:] You are in Asura's grip... You intrigue me...!
[Shiki:] ...I'll slice you!
[Akuma:] Then have at you, wench! I'll show you the true power of Asura's
fists!

(vs. Geese)

[Geese:] The murder wave... What nonsense!
[Akuma:] Destroy!
[Geese:] The folly of the weak! A revery of wimps. For I, Geese Howard, do not
need a fortress to protect me.

(vs. Mars People)

[Mars People:] Boh beep bah!
[Akuma:] ...I sense your murderous intent!
[Mars People:] Bap booh!
[Akuma:] Die! Silly shaped thing!

(vs. Goenitz)

[Goenitz:] Why, you...!
[Akuma:] Destroy!
[Goenitz:] The last one standing shall certainly be me. Hoo, hoo, hoo. A good
wind blows... Let us begin!

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] Akuma...
[Akuma:] ....Save the speech.
[Ryu:] OK... Let's do it!
[Akuma:] Destroy!

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] With you as an opponent, I'd better get serious. You're going down,
freak!
[Akuma:] Nonsense. With a spirit like yours, I'll shatter you!
[Ken:] Conversely, it may be you who'll be shattered.
[Akuma:] Babble on, bozo! I'll destroy you!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] What terrible eyes. So that's Akuma...
[Akuma:] Leave. Immediately! I will not slay you.
[Chun-Li:] No, I won't go. My strength... I'll test against you.
[Akuma:] You wish a dog's death? You silly creature.

(vs. Guile)

[Akuma:] To live or die in battle. Admirable resignation.
[Guile:] That's a soldier for you.
[Akuma:] You're a fool to come oppose me. Just hear the spirits of my victims!
[Guile:] I'll leave that to you. Bring it on, beastie!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] Master of the murder wave! You're in bad need of some saving, I
see.
[Akuma:] There's no saving me. The murder wave is my sole savior.
[Dhalsim:] Slave to power, you don't understand. Yoga can set you free!
[Akuma:] My fists will do that. And send you to Heaven.

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] You look pretty tough. How about you and I take over Shadaloo
together!
[Akuma:] I have not the ears to lend to babbling idiots.
[Balrog:] Is that so...? Then you can die now. And regret your fate.
[Akuma:] There's nothing more ugly than a fool.

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] There is no beauty to your strength. That is, you don't deserve to
live.
[Akuma:] Deserve to live? Boorish lout. Strength is truth!
[Vega:] Beauty is the only thing worthy to exist. Ugliness must perish!
[Akuma:] You'll perish, all right. Rumble!

(vs. Sagat)

[Sagat:] I, slayer of Bison, you cannot hope to outshine this emperor!
[Akuma:] Equal me do you think? I'll do away with you with one finger.
[Sagat:] Your murderous spirit pierces my being. Oh, I'll enjoy this!
[Akuma:] Destroy!

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] You.... I haven't forgot you!
[Akuma:] Destroy!
[M. Bison:] I'll repay you with death!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Akuma:] I've got it all: skill, strength, and the wave!
[Akuma:] You're confused. The one left standing is the real thing.
[Akuma:] Destroy!
[Akuma:] Comply!

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] Oh great! You're a real find! How about it? Care to join us? We're
pro wrestlers!
[Akuma:] ....
[Poison:] ...What? Not excited? You can't turn us down. And I mean
literally... Huuuuugo! Get him!
[Hugo:] Now you could be a great partner. Let's make some mayhem!
[Akuma:] ...Destroy!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] The murder wave, is it? ...I sold it too short. It's beyond rumor.
[Akuma:] ...Die!
[Tessa:] I can't oblige you. You'll help me explain your murderous wave!

(vs. Zero)

[Zero:] Get out of my way... I'll hurt you...
[Akuma:] You conceited kid! Destroy!
[Zero:] Very well...
[Ciel:] (He's Akuma, ancient assassin from Japan's middle ages. Beware
though... His abilities go beyond my data.)
[Zero:] Beyond your data? What is it? Whatever... Let's do it!

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] K... I... L... L...
[Akuma:] Lost child. Rest in the netherworld!
[Riot Iori:] Ohhh-whoa!
[Akuma:] Destroy!

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Akuma:] ....
[Serious Mr. Karate:] ...You are good. A worthy opponent.
[Akuma:] ...You too. A fearsome foe.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Well... Let's do it.

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Violent Ken:] Oooooooh. A-Akuma...
[Akuma:] Have you come, too? You walk Asura's path?
[Violent Ken:] Ooooh-ohhhh!

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

HUGO

(vs. Kyo)

[Hugo:] Hey, pal. How about you and me rassle?
[Kyo:] Rassle?... Sorry, not interested.
[Hugo:] I challenge you. And if you lose, you gotta team up with me.

(vs. Iori)

[Poison:] Hey, you're pretty good. You just need ability.
[Iori:] Who are you?
[Poison:] I've been scouting you. ...So show me your stuff.
[Hugo:] You are one thin dude. But team up with me, and I'll pump you up!

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] Back off, you sweaty goon!
[Hugo:] Proof I'm warmed up. The proper lubrication for battle, buddy!
[Ryo:] You're but a brutish oaf. Don't think you're tough just because you're
big!
[Hugo:] You I will flatten, like a pancake.

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Whoa! You're huge! Hmm. If you don't catch me, I'll be all right.
[Poison:] Heh, heh... That's a big "if," runt! ...Let's do it!
[Hugo:] I've got the power of a million megatons! You can't escape me!

(vs. Mai)

[Poison:] Hmm. Well, you pass. A bit too bumpy though.
[Mai:] Hey! Watch it, bub!
[Poison:] I'm sorry, but you'll be working for me.
[Hugo:] Don't worry though. You'll be well fed.

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] So you're the culprits! Forcing my father into pro wrestling...
[Poison:] Huh? What'd this chick say? Do you know her?
[Hugo:] Never seen her before. Maybe she's related to some clown we
moidelized?
[Kasumi:] I'll jog your memories. Defend yourself.

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] ...Impressive specimens. Far superior to Chang.
[Hugo:] What do you want? Are you looking to become my partner?
[Kim:] How about making the most of your gifts and master Tae Kwon Do?
[Poison:] A wager then... If you lose, you must join our troupe!
[Kim:] Wah ha ha! Me lose? That's funny!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] Hmm. What a monster... But to rely only on brute strength has
its limits.
[Hugo:] Shut up! Rag, rag, rag! I'm going to crush your mask... and your
skull!
[Mr. Karate:] Your speed is gone. Your chances for victory are past.
[Hugo:] I can't lose!

(vs. Choi)

[Hugo:] ...You are small! Want to join us?
[Choi:] Eeeeh-gyah! Did you call me small? Yes, you did, buddy boy!
[Hugo:] Stay away from my feet. I just might stomp you flat as a pancake.
[Choi:] Oooh-hah!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Hey, big guy! You got quite a build! Show me your stuff!
[Poison:] Now, hold on there! All business talk goes through me first.
[Earthquake:] Back off, woman! I'll deal with this!
[Poison:] Why you! Now I'm mad! We won't lose!
[Hugo:] You look tough. We'll be glad to have you with us!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Poison:] Whoa! A samurai! He'd really draw in the customers, huh?
[Genjyuro:] Who are you knaves?
[Poison:] Uh, well. To be brief, I'm a scout. ...You're up, Hugo!
[Hugo:] You can't expect to pierce my mighty muskles with that little blade!

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] ....
[Poison:] What a creepy chick. What can I do for you?
[Shiki:] I have no need of you.
[Poison:] What rudeness! The nerve! I'll teach you manners!
[Hugo:] I'll send you to the Krankenhaus, uh, hospital!

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[Mars People:] Beep bop bap!
[Poison:] An a-alien! Is it real??? This'll make us a fortune! What're you
doing, Hugo? Catch it quick!
[Hugo:] ...If we team up in a tag match it would be cool!
[Poison:] Okay. Okay. Tag battles. Singles. We could do anything! Hurry up and
catch it!

(vs. Goenitz)

[Goenitz:] Oh, merciful heavens. You are excessively large, aren't you?
[Hugo:] "Excessively?" Do you have a complaint about my awesome bod?
[Goenitz:] Hmph. Alas, it seems that your brain is made of muscle, too.
[Poison:] Boo ha ha ha! You said it, Hugo! What'll it be?
[Hugo:] Smack... Crush... Pummel!

(vs. Athena)

[Poison:] What's this place?
[Athena:] This is Heaven. What're you doing here? You are not suitable to take
up residence in these environs.
[Poison:] Then send us back. How are we going to find customers here?
[Athena:] Halt! I thought I told you! You are not allowed to exist here!
Defend yourself.
[Poison:] This chick's wack! ...Hugo! Teach this ignorant young lady the ways
of our world...
[Hugo:] You look weak. Want me to fight one-handed?

(vs. Ryu)

[Ryu:] ...What a monster!
[Poison:] Are you going to whine about weight classes? I don't give a rip!
[Ryu:] Nor do I. The bigger the enemy, the better I battle.
[Poison:] You talk a good fight. If you lose, though, you work for us. Hugo!
[Hugo:] Nyaaaaaaah!

(vs. Ken)

[Poison:] Hmmmm.... A little too conventional. Make his face up, give the guy
a cape, that'd do it, you think?
[Ken:] Hey. Hey! One look at me, and talk like that?
[Poison:] Hey, by the way, can you spit poison? Ever hit someone with a metal
chair?
[Ken:] ....
[Poison:] You're useless. Oh, well. I'll learn you. Oh, Hugo! Crushin' time!
[Hugo:] If you lose to me, you gotta join us. You got that?
[Ken:] That sounds fair. I'm going to beat you silly, anyway!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Poison:] Oh, nice! She's got the goods. Hey, you, can you sing?
[Chun-Li:] Huh? Me? Sing? Uh, I can carry a tune...
[Poison:] All rihgt, OK! A post-match song! The singing and dancing wrestling
idol! We'll rake it in!
[Chun-Li:] Me, a wrestler?
[Poison:] Yeah, yeah. Later, kid. Hugo!
[Hugo:] You look light. No use running away because I will catch you.
[Chun-Li:] Aren't you mistaken? You're the one who'll get the three count!

(vs. Guile)

[Poison:] Oh, I'm in love. What a physique!
[Guile:] Flattery gets nothing.
[Poison:] No, don't thank me. You'll earn it back through your work.
[Hugo:] Hey, you! Become my partner! We'll make quite a tag team!
[Guile:] I've decided to give my life to the army. Try someone else!
[Poison:] You don't get it. You have no choice.

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] Yoga!
[Poison:] Hey, wait, you! Didn't your arm stretch?
[Dhalsim:] That's yoga! My legs stretch, too.
[Poison:] Aw-awesome! If only you could spit out flames, too...
[Dhalsim:] Yoga fire!
[Poison:] Ah ha ha. Great! Please, you gotta join our troupe. Hugo!
[Hugo:] We can use this clown. You'll do a fine job warming up the crowd.

(vs. Balrog)

[

(vs. Vega)

[Poison:] Lucky! You'll do well in the cage death match!
[Vega:] I'm polishing my claws. Be gone with you.
[Poison:] C'mon, pal, is that any way to greet a scout. Be happy! Huuuugo!
It's showtime!
[Hugo:] A masked wrestler. You'll make a nice addition to the group.

(vs. Sagat)

[Poison:] Not much presence with this one. Well, you can't have all stallions
in your stable. He'll do.
[Sagat:] What is this chatter?
[Poison:] Talk of business. But it won't mean anything to you. Oh, Huuuugo!
[Hugo:] A kick boxer, eh? Not bad, but you can't hope to equal me.
[Sagat:] And what can a useless lug like you hope to do with one such as me?
[Poison:] Do with you? Pulverize you, of course.

(vs. M. Bison)

[Poison:] Hey, you're a find. You got presence, kid. OK, you're hired. You can
even team up with Hugo.
[M. Bison:] What nonsense do you speak of, woman? It may cost your life.
[Poison:] Nonsense? No, I'm serious. Oh, Huuuugo!
[Hugo:] I got you. You're tough... Join our troupe.
[M. Bison:] You fool. Die!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Poison:] Oh great! You're a real find! How about it? Care to join us? We're
pro wrestlers!
[Akuma:] ....
[Poison:] ...What? Not excited? You can't turn us down. And I mean
literally... Huuuuugo! Get him!
[Hugo:] Now you could be a great partner. Let's make some mayhem!
[Akuma:] ...Destroy!

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[Poison:] She'll do fine in a leotard.
[Tessa:] ...What's all this talk out of the blue?
[Poison:] To be brief, I'm a scout. You're too tough to be a round girl,
but... Anyway, let's see what you got! Huuugo!
[Hugo:] We'll initiate you into wrestling soon. Don't worry.
[Tessa:] How selfish... You'll be sorry! Are you listening?

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[Poison:] No, no, no! There's no way we can use you!
[Dan:] Say what? Hey! Give me another chance.
[Poison:] ...Shut up! Huuugo! Shut this guy up!
[Hugo:] Hey, you. Give our scout any more grief and I'll pulverize you.
[Dan:] Just try it! Hyah-ho!

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[Riot Iori:] Oooooh-whoaa!
[Poison:] Oops, this guy's gone. Let's have him sleep it off, eh, Hugo?
[Hugo:] And we'll put him in our troupe when he wakes. He'll be quite a draw.

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[Violent Ken:] Oooh-whooa!
[Poison:] He looks dangerous. One or two smacks should do the trick.
[Hugo:] I don't think so. I'll beat him sane!

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[Poison:] He looks pretty tough. This guy's for real!
[Shin Akuma:] ....
[Poison:] Think you can take him? May be out of your league.
[Hugo:] I'll show you how tough a pro wrestler can be!

TESSA

(vs. Kyo)

[Tessa:] I heard that long ago there was a tribe... who exorcised evil. Are
you their descendant?
[Kyo:] How would I know? I hate history.
[Tessa:] You'll have to let me test your strength.
[Kyo:] Don't cry to me if you get burned.

(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] What're you looking at?
[Tessa:] The mixture of your power is simply... intriguing.
[Iori:] ...Get lost!
[Tessa:] You're just the subject to quench the fires of my intellectual
curiosity.
[Iori:] Not if you die first...

(vs. Ryo)

[Tessa:] Kyokugen karate... Your peculiar concept of "spirit" intrigues me.
[Ryo:] What? Care to become one of my disciples?
[Tessa:] Unfortunately, my interest is limited to scientific analyses.
[Ryo:] The soul of Kyokugen cannot be understood by cool, analytical methods.
[Tessa:] Ooh, hoo, hoo. Nothing cannot be explained scientifically.
[Ryo:] All right! Bring it on!

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] How do your clothes float like that? Magic? Tell me how to do it!
[Tessa:] It is not magic, just supra-sorcerical science. ............ Hey
there... You listening to me?
[Terry:] I-I'm sorry... You've already lost me.
[Tessa:] Then I shall explain myself in layman's terms. Care for a
demonstration?
[Terry:] OK! That I can understand.
[Tessa:] On with the demonstration!

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] Oh, gracious. You do dress boldly.
[Tessa:] All the better for mastering sorcery. You, on the other hand, leave
too little to the imagination.
[Mai:] H-hey! Shut your mouth! You'll get bonked!
[Tessa:] Have I angered you? Fighting's so wasteful, but what the heck?

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] It's you then! The fortune teller with the bizarre vestments.
[Tessa:] Time for introductions. I am no fortune teller. I'm a sorcerologist.
[Kasumi:] Huh? Are you crazy? Whatever it is called, it's all tommy-rot!
[Tessa:] I pity you. Calling that you can't grasp, "tommy-rot."
[Kasumi:] Hmm. Enough! Tell me where my father is, now!
[Tessa:] Very well... But in your quest for someone... ...you need catalysts
not found in this world. In the first place...
[Kasumi:] Enough prattling! Tell me my fortune or defend yourself!
[Tessa:] ...Oh good grief!

(vs. Kim)

[Tessa:] Tae Kwon Do? Too many foot moves... Not interested.
[Kim:] Wait! It is time you learn the wonder of justice's strength!
[Tessa:] Justice, you say? Sounds intriguing. This justice... I'd like to
examine it scientifically.
[Kim:] You don't need to. Justice courses through my body.
[Tessa:] Ooh, how inviting.  That's more reason to look into it.

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] ...That's quite a get-up. And I sense you are not of this
world...
[Tessa:] ...Very perceptive. Does that strange mask possess magical powers?
[Mr. Karate:] No, it's nothing that is so special as that.
[Tessa:] You saw my true form? Your perspicacity... Or is your mask magic? I
will need to make sure by myself...

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[Tessa:] Ooh, what a stench! BO, halitosis, unwashed clothing. A potpourri!
[Earthquake:] Just who stinks? Oink! Snort!
[Tessa:] A creature that emits such a foul stench... It's a first!
[Earthquake:] Want to get another bop in the chops? Snort! Snort!
[Tessa:] You mean you can stink even more? How intriguing... But I've had
enough of you and your odor.
[Earthquake:] Snort! I'll make sure you get more of me!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Tessa:] An actual samurai from the far east. Now this's intriguing...
[Genjyuro:] Who are you?
[Tessa:] Oh, my. Is that a samurai sword, then...? I've heard of various
mystical blades... Can I try it out?
[Genjyuro:] Try it... out? Amusing. It looks like I must kill another idiot!

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] ...Yes, Yuga... No... Not that!
[Tessa:] Yuga? Do you speak of Yuga, the destroyer?
[Shiki:] ....
[Tessa:] What's wrong? Huh...?!
[Shiki:] Die...
[Tessa:] Those eyes... Oh, whatever. I'll oblige you.

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] What's this? What a cute outfit! Where's the festival?
[Tessa:] These are street clothes.
[Chun-Li:] Oh, is that so? (Talk about eccentric!) Well, I'll have to take you
in for questioning. Is that a problem?
[Tessa:] I'm kind of busy, so I can't comply with your wishes. I beg your
pardon.
[Chun-Li:] Hey, you, freeze! You're going nowhere!

(vs. Guile)

[

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Tessa:] You're pretty unique to be able to alter your body like that.
[Dhalsim:] Do you have an interest in the secrets of yoga?
[Tessa:] I have oodles! However, I'll need some time to compile my data on the
subject.
[Dhalsim:] Stranger, the miracles of yoga are but a part of deep
enlightenment. If you don't devote all of yourself, you'll get diddley.
[Tessa:] Ohh, foo, foo. All creation can be explained scientifically.
[Dhalsim:] Your knowledge hinders your way to true sagacity. You'd do well to
go back to the drawing board. Do you understand me?
[Tessa:] Indeed. In addition to theory and sorcerologic data, you say I need
actual empirical proof, do you?
[Dhalsim:] Are you ready to begin? Yoga!

(vs. Balrog)

[

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Do not move, lady. My claws... desire your blood.
[Tessa:] Is that so? You cannot suppress a desire to slice flesh... A
predictable pattern.
[Vega:] An inability to grasp the pursuit of beauty... I'll teach it to you
with your fresh blood.
[Tessa:] Hoo, hoo, hoo. OK. Let the lesson begin!

(vs. Sagat)

[Tessa:] A formidable physique. Hidden power within. A wonderful subject. But
those wounds hold you back... How unfortunate.
[Sagat:] What would a girl like you know about it?
[Tessa:] Sorcerologically speaking, it's just a wound. You're just hindered by
your own mawkish self-pity, big boy.
[Sagat:] If you want to live, leave it there.

(vs. M. Bison)

[Tessa:] This wave of evil...?! This is psycho power... I'm intrigued.
[M. Bison:] Foo ha ha ha. Out of my way, girlie.
[Tessa:] I won't move. I'll explain your power sorcerologically.
[M. Bison:] Very well. I'll make you the prey of my psycho power!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Tessa:] The murder wave, is it? ...I sold it too short. It's beyond rumor.
[Akuma:] ...Die!
[Tessa:] I can't oblige you. You'll help me explain your murderous wave!

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] S-so this is a... doppelganger?
[Tessa:] S-so this is a... doppelganger?
[Tessa:] This will make an interesting subject. Come on!
[Tessa:] This will make an interesting subject. Come on!

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[Tessa:] What's this sensation?
[Serious Mr. Karate:] You sensed my spirit?! You're no ordinary girl!
[Tessa:] Hoo hoo hoo. I'm Tessa, noted sorcerologist.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Please, indulge me.

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

ZERO

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[Ciel:] (Zero! Beware, I sense... a terrible power...)
[Iori:] ...
[Ciel:] Perhaps you are... a human Irregular...?

(vs. Ryo)

[

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Hey there, kiddo. It's awfully dangerous around here for a tyke.
[Zero:] Ugh.... Watch it...! Kiddo?
[Terry:] You exude confidence. I like that. Let's mix it up!

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] Oh, what do we have here? What a cute dolly-wolly! I want one!
[Zero:] ....? What? This Cyber Elf?
[Mai:] Ooooh... Can I get one of those, too?
[Zero:] Another Irregular...? Oh, how tragic...
[Mai:] What do you mean by that? You dare insult me! You'll be sorry! Big
time!

(vs. Kasumi)

[

(vs. Kim)

[Zero:] Beat it, bub...
[Kim:] You dare say to me... Justice incarnate... "Beat it, bub"? Could it
be... that you are evil? (Ping!)
[Zero:] No, it couldn't... It is! You nub!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] Ho-hoh! Your eyes tell me you carry a great burden.
[Zero:] Not... as big as yours.

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Nice threads you got. How about undressing and handing them
over?
[Zero:] Pass.
[Earthquake:] Snort. You'd rather have me remove them, then?

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] Do you use a blade, boy?
[Zero:] What... Again?... There's just no end...!
[Genjyuro:] Hmph. Fellow swordsman. I suppose I could take time for amusement.
[Zero:] (End it quickly...)
[Ciel:] (Beware... Zero.)

(vs. Shiki)

[

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Hey, you're about as big as my boy back home. That gives me pause.
[Zero:] ...Enough. ...I am no child.
[Ken:] ...OK. No guilt here. Let's do it, sonny! I'll teach you that it's a
good idea to be polite to elders!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[

(vs. Guile)

[

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] What do you seek in your wanderings? Speak, little one.
[Zero:] I cannot tell you.
[Dhalsim:] Mastering yoga's secrets permits me to read your mind, you know...?
[Zero:] ....
[Dhalsim:] And yours doesn't make for interesting reading...
[Zero:] Hmph... You may be right.

(vs. Balrog)

[

(vs. Vega)

[

(vs. Sagat)

[

(vs. M. Bison)

[

(vs. Akuma:)

[Zero:] Get out of my way... I'll hurt you...
[Akuma:] You conceited kid! Destroy!
[Zero:] Very well...
[Ciel:] (He's Akuma, ancient assassin from Japan's middle ages. Beware
though... His abilities go beyond my data.)
[Zero:] Beyond your data? What is it? Whatever... Let's do it!

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

DEMITRI MAXIMOFF

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[Demitri:] Two conflicting blood lines... Interesting.
[Iori:] Hmph... I've had enough of your piffle!
[Demitri:] Rejoice! I've decided to make you one of my select servants.

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] A vampire... I can dig it.
[Demitri:] Affectless human.

(vs. Terry)

[Terry:] Vampire? You got a sick sense of humor, pal.
[Demitri:] Hmph. It won't hurt. It'll end in a flash!
[Terry:] Hah! I'm going to show you what you can suck!

(vs. Mai)

[Demitri:] Fair maiden, if you bid, let me have you for dinner tonight.
[Mai:] Hmm... A beauty like me and all Blondie thinks about is training...
[Demitri:] What is wrong... Fair maiden?
[Mai:] Oh, clam up! Back off, bloodsucker!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] You! My father's blood... Now he's a zombie... wandering around!
Fiend!
[Demitri:] Uh, excuse me, I don't drink male blood...
[Kasumi:] No, don't play dumb! Defend yourself!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] Ungodly creature! What brings you to this world?!
[Demitri:] Hmm Hmm. This world... is ripe for my rule.
[Kim:] As long as I'm around, evil will never reign!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] I can't choose my foes. Put 'em up, bloodsucker!
[Demitri:] I'll make juice of you!

(vs. Choi)

[Choi:] Vampire.... Those don't exist!
[Demitri:] Heh. Heh. You'll be my slave.
[Choi:] Oooh-geee! I gotta be dreaming! You're a hallucination!

(vs. Earthquake)

[Demitri:] Ugly beings have no reason to draw breath. I sentence you to death!
[Earthquake:] Snort. Oooh, boy, am I hungry!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] Who... are you?
[Demitri:] You cannot begin to grasp who I am, worm.
[Genjyuro:] Those who hinder me, be they even gods, face my blade's fury!

(vs. Shiki)

[

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[Demitri:] Oh, ho! You... Looks like I'm blessed with a worthy partner. I
smell a sweet odor.
[Ken:] Huh? You mean Eliza?
[Demitri:] Eliza?... A sweet name. I swear I will use her as my servant.
[Ken:] Servant? Are you mistaken? Are you freaking out?! Huh? Fangs...? No
way! A vampire?!
[Demitri:] You just realized this? Whatever. Tonight will be sweetly spent...
[Ken:] We'll see, won't we? I'm going to drive my fist through your heart!
[Demitri:] Ah, ha, ha, ha! You amuse me. Bring it on, mortal!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Demitri:] Even the fairest woman someday grows old... Do you not fear that?
To be an ugly hag, then one day die!
[Chun-Li:] Become a vampire...? Are you bonkers...!
[Demitri:] Accept me. Do so and you'll be eternally beautiful... ...Look into
my eyes!
[Chun-Li:] ...Ugh! Stand down, clown. I'm taking you in.
[Demitri:] Ha, ha, ha! So you like it rough? Very well. I will soon make a
willing captive of you!

(vs. Guile)

[Demitri:] Hey, would you care to give me a hand? And for your trouble, I
offer eternal life.
[Guile:] No, thanks. I won't give up being a human.
[Demitri:] What? Do you refuse? There's nothing to be gained from mortality.
[Guile:] You're one wild dude. You just don't get it. If I may speak, I say
there's no value in eternal youth.
[Demitri:] Hmph... If you don't value life, I'll take it from you.

(vs. Dhalsim)

[

(vs. Balrog)

[

(vs. Vega)

[

(vs. Sagat)

[Demitri:] Have you any inkling to serve another? I offer eternal life.
[Sagat:] I'm an emperor now. I bow to no one.
[Demitri:] Prideful mortal. Very well. I'll make you crawl before me.
[Sagat:] Hmph! I'll make you eat those words. You're in for a rude awakening!

(vs. M. Bison)

[

(vs. Akuma:)

[Akuma:] Supernatural or not, you'll bow before me.
[Demitri:] Bow before you? That's not even funny.
[Akuma:] It's been a while since I felt such rage! Die!

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] A vampire... I'm impressed. Walking around the human world as if it
was yours.
[Demitri:] Hmm. A sorcerer, huh? Haven't seen one of you here for a while...
[Tessa:] I'm a sorcerologist. Not the same as a sorcerer, really.
[Demitri:] Hmph. Whatever. Let's see your powers and kill some time.
[Tessa:] Well, I know a little about exorcising demons. Knuckles up,
Nosferatu!

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

DAN HIBIKI

(vs. Kyo)

[Kyo:] I sense something. An unbearable presence...
[Dan:] OK, enough of this! Once and for all, I'm not that Robert guy!
[Kyo:] What?
[Dan:] I am Dan Hibiki of the Saikyo groove! Hyah-hah!

(vs. Iori)

[

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] What a waste of time.
[Dan:] It's fight time... You kyokugen wanna-be!
[Ryo:] What a waste of time.
[Dan:] Daaaaah! Yaaaaah!

(vs. Terry)

[

(vs. Mai)

[Dan:] I am it! For I am Dan Hibiki of the Saikyo groove! Hey, ninja chick!
Care to see what a living legend can do?
[Mai:] You... my friend... are one big noodnik!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] What? Robert Garcia! Defend yourself! I'll avenge you, Father!
[Dan:] No! No! No! I'm Dan Hibiki. OK? Get it right!
[Kasumi:] It's useless to feign innocence. Defend yourself!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] If you too are a fighter, you really should work on that gut, my
friend.
[Dan:] Hey, do I know you? Want a knuckle sandwich?
[Kim:] You just don't get it. I'm just saying I'll put you into shape!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Dan:] ...Are you... Father?
[Mr. Karate:] What the...?
[Dan:] No, you can't be. My father is dead! You imposter! You dare play with
my damaged psyche.

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[Dan:] Hey, you, hog head! If you want to be as strong as I am... ...be my
disciple!
[Earthquake:] Why you! Just who do you think you're talking to? Seems you want
to die!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] You demoralize me.
[Dan:] What? Are you challenging me? OK. I'm up for it!
[Genjyuro:] Ignorant fool!

(vs. Shiki)

[Dan:] What? A girlie?
[Shiki:] No... Definitely not you.
[Dan:] Who is this chick? I'll slap you silly!

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Yuck!
[Dan:] Hey, USA fighting champ! Fancy meeting you here. Hey, why do you back
off?
[Ken:] Ah, hey. How're you? Oh, look at the time. Gotta run. Later.
[Dan:] Hold on. Don't run away. Ha, ha. I get it. Up against awesome me, it's
only natural.
[Ken:] Yeah. Yeah. That's it. You terrify me. You're awesome. Bye!
[Dan:] I said, hold on! I'm not buying it...! I'm going to show you my true
strength! Here I come. Hee-yah!
[Ken:] He's got me... What can I do? I'll kill him quick!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[

(vs. Guile)

[Dan:] Hah! Cha! Doh-yaaaah!
[Guile:] (What dance is that?)
[Dan:] ...Who are you?! You got a problem?
[Guile:] No, you just looked so happy dancing...
[Dan:] Why you! Berating the secrets of the Saikyo groove, eh?
[Guile:] Those are... secrets?
[Dan:] I can't take it no more! It's war, yankee! I'm going to extract your
bone marrow with my Saikyo groove!

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dan:] What the...!? Your arms stretched!
[Dhalsim:] That surprises you? Your training is lacking, my friend.
[Dan:] Uh, I wasn't that surprised, bean pole! So listen and freak out! Dan of
the Saikyo groove is none other than me!
[Dhalsim:] ...Yoga?
[Dan:] Aw, nuts! Bring it on, skinny!

(vs. Balrog)

[Dan:] Hey, hey! Bring it on, boxer!
[Balrog:] Here come the clowns. Make me laugh!
[Dan:] What did you say? I am Dan Hibiki of the Saikyo groove.
[Balrog:] That's a good name for a comedian. Very well. Put 'em up.
[Dan:] You'll eat your words! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

(vs. Vega)

[Vega:] Repulsive... A loathsome sight! Be gone... No. Die!
[Dan:] Hey! The beauty of my Saikyo groove is the ultimate, you know?
[Vega:] I can't tolerate to breathe the same air. You'll be pig food!
[Dan:] Try it, freakshow!

(vs. Sagat)

[

(vs. M. Bison)

[Dan:] What a sourpuss. Have you come to seize my strength?
[M. Bison:] What strength? Just how much do you think you possess?
[Dan:] Agh! Insult my Saikyo groove and you'll be hurting!
[M. Bison:] I'll give you 3 minutes, then send you to hell.

(vs. Akuma:)

[

(vs. Hugo:)

[Poison:] No, no, no! There's no way we can use you!
[Dan:] Say what? Hey! Give me another chance.
[Poison:] ...Shut up! Huuugo! Shut this guy up!
[Hugo:] Hey, you. Give our scout any more grief and I'll pulverize you.
[Dan:] Just try it! Hyah-ho!

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] Hmmm. You leave a lot to be desired...
[Dan:] Say what? Hey! Where exactly? I'm a perfect specimen!
[Tessa:] Well, excuse me. I got to run.
[Dan:] Get back here!

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

RED ARREMER

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] Just who're you?
[Red Arremer:] Gyah-gyah!
[Iori:] What demon is this! I'll roast your hide.

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] It's not bear hunting... This is exorcism...
[Red Arremer:] Gyah, gyah!
[Ryo:] Here I come. All right!

(vs. Terry)

[

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] What's this place?
[Red Arremer:] Gyah-gyah!
[Mai:] W-what's this freak?

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] Hey, red guy! Where's my father?
[Red Arremer:] Gyah, gyah!
[Kasumi:] It's useless to feign innocence. Defend yourself!

(vs. Kim)

[

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] ...This I don't need.
[Red Arremer:] Gyah-gyah!
[Genjyuro:] Hmph! The king of the idiots appears!

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] ...Where am I?
[Red Arremer:] Gyah-gyah!
[Shiki:] ....

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Hunh? Where am I...
[Red Arremer:] Gyah-gyah!
[Ken:] Hey! Hey! This is one realistic theme park, isn't it?

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] Where am I?
[Red Arremer:] Gya... gyah!
[Chun-Li:] Huh? What? Hey, back off!
[Red Arremer:] Goo-gyah!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] What's this place?
[Red Arremer:] Gya-gyah!
[Guile:] ...Is this Hell? It would make sense. A soldier's lot. A natural
fate.
[Red Arremer:] Gyah!
[Guile:] Regardless, even in Hell, a soldier's a soldier. I must face the
enemy.

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] Huh?! What is this place?
[Red Arremer:] Gya-gyah!
[Dhalsim:] Oh my! I'm in Hell. I've suppressed my desires with yoga, and this
is the reward I get...?
[Red Arremer:] Gya-gyah!

(vs. Balrog)

[

(vs. Vega)

[

(vs. Sagat)

[

(vs. M. Bison)

[

(vs. Akuma:)

[

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] Where am I...?
[Red Arremer:] Gya-gyah!
[Tessa:] R-Red Arremer! It can't be... Such a legendary creature right before
my eyes. I'm on a lucky streak!

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

RIOT IORI

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] ...! That's it?... That's me, is it?
[Riot Iori:] Ooooh-ohhhhh... K... I... L... L...
[Iori:] You won't see me yield to the Orochi! Silly charlatan. I shall erase
you.

(vs. Ryo)

[

(vs. Terry)

[Riot Iori:] Whew, gasp... Phew.
[Terry:] What's the matter? Not feeling so hot? Iori Yagami?
[Riot Iori:] Ohhh-whoaa!
[Terry:] Now just relax. I'm going to send you to nappy-nap land!

(vs. Mai)

[

(vs. Kasumi)

[Riot Iori:] Ooh-whoaaa.
[Kasumi:] "Ooh-whoaaaa." What does that mean? Where's my father?
[Riot Iori:] Whoaah-ooooh.
[Kasumi:] Still playing dumb? Then defend yourself!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] He's lost it...
[Riot Iori:] Oooh-whoaaaa!
[Kim:] I'll put you back on the straight and narrow!

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] This is what neglecting mental training brings.
[Riot Iori:] Ooh-whoaaaa.
[Mr. Karate:] So it shall be. My fists will beat you back to sanity.

(vs. Choi)

[Choi:] What? You seem different, eh? A change of image?
[Riot Iori:] Oooh-whoaaaa!
[Choi:] What, buddy boy?

(vs. Earthquake)

[Riot Iori:] Ooh-whoa-whoa!
[Earthquake:] Snort. Oiiiink!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Riot Iori:] Ooh-whoa-whoa!
[Genjyuro:] Lost to darkness.
[Riot Iori:] Goooo-whoaaa!
[Genjyuro:] Relax. I will presently send you to a more agreeable place!

(vs. Shiki)

[Riot Iori:] Oooooooh-whoa.
[Shiki:] ...What?
[Riot Iori:] Oooh... oooooh!
[Shiki:] ...It is painful, huh? ...I'll end it for you.

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[Riot Iori:] Oooooh-ohhhh!
[Ken:] Fudge! What're you doing?
[Riot Iori:] Oooooh-ohhhh!
[Ken:] Aw, nuts! Why waste my breath?

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Riot Iori:] Oooooh-ohhhhh.
[Chun-Li:] No reason remains in this one. What a bother.
[Riot Iori:] Uh... Ohhhhhh!
[Chun-Li:] Are you human? And so it goes. I'm putting you down!

(vs. Guile)

[Riot Iori:] Gooh-ohhhh.
[Guile:] What's the matter?
[Riot Iori:] Oooooh-ohhhhh.
[Guile:] Have you lost it?

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Riot Iori:] K... I... L... L...
[Dhalsim:] Ill-omened sensations... Even my yoga secrets may not protect me
from this lost one.
[Riot Iori:] Ooh-ohhhh!

(vs. Balrog)

[Riot Iori:] Gyaaaaah!
[Balrog:] Holy Christmas... This guy is totally in another world.
[Riot Iori:] Oh, whoa, whoa!
[Balrog:] I'll moidolize you!

(vs. Vega)

[Riot Iori:] Ooaaahhh...!
[Vega:] Repulsive... You deserve to die!
[Riot Iori:] Oooh-whooooo.

(vs. Sagat)

[Riot Iori:] K... I... L... L...
[Sagat:] The end of the road for a drunkard of power. Is this my future, too?
[Riot Iori:] Oooooh-whoooaa!

(vs. M. Bison)

[Riot Iori:] Keeeeeh... Gaaah... Mmmmmmm...
[M. Bison:] Koo koo koo. You look good for a broken man. Such power!
[Riot Iori:] Ooooh-ohhhhhh.
[M. Bison:] This should be one of my funner fights.

(vs. Akuma:)

[Riot Iori:] K... I... L... L...
[Akuma:] Lost child. Rest in the netherworld!
[Riot Iori:] Ohhh-whoa!
[Akuma:] Destroy!

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] What is this! This youth is consumed by his own will...
[Riot Iori:] Oh-whoooa!
[Tessa:] I can't leave him like this.

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

SERIOUS MR. KARATE

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[

(vs. Ryo)

[

(vs. Terry)

[

(vs. Mai)

[

(vs. Kasumi)

[

(vs. Kim)

[

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[Earthquake:] Hey, that mask looks pretty valuable... Then again, maybe not.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] It's my treasure!
[Earthquake:] Well then, hand it over. Snort!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[

(vs. Shiki)

[

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] The air quivers... What power! This guy's... tough!
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Oh, ho! You realize that, huh? You've a discerning eye.
You may go home. Train 'til you're ready. Then drop by again.
[Ken:] You flatter me too much. Are you saying that I cannot defeat you?
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Kah kah kah kah. That's the spirit, kiddo. Bring it on!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Chun-Li:] You! What are you? The air has frozen like ice...
[Serious Mr. Karate:] If you picked up on that, you're pretty sharp. I'll
teach you more.
[Chun-Li:] Overwhelming spirit... But!

(vs. Guile)

[

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Serious Mr. Karate:] Oh, ho! You are no ordinary human.
[Dhalsim:] You, too, are strong. A yoga master knows this.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] You cannot equal me, but you make a wild opponent. Here
I come!
[Dhalsim:] Yoga rules!

(vs. Balrog)

[

(vs. Vega)

[

(vs. Sagat)

[Sagat:] I will test you with my fists!
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Haa, ha, ha! A kick boxer? How nostalgic!
[Sagat:] I'm an emperor! No one can beat me!
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Very well. Whenever you're ready.

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] You, I can use. You'll be my confidant.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Don't misjudge me. I don't give my services to criminal
organizations.
[M. Bison:] Always the goody-goody. You'll regret your choice.
[Serious Mr. Karate:] Don't worry. You'll be going on a little trip--to Hell!

(vs. Akuma:)

[

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

VIOLENT KEN

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[Violent Ken:] ...Whoever you are... ...you're dead!
[Iori:] Who are you?
[Violent Ken:] Ooooh-whoaaaa!

(vs. Ryo)

[Ryo:] Your inexperience led you to this, you know.
[Violent Ken:] Hmmmmmmmph...
[Ryo:] It makes no difference, you're going down!
[Violent Ken:] Do you think... you can stop me?

(vs. Terry)

[

(vs. Mai)

[Violent Ken:] Oooh-whoaaaa! Must destroy... everything.
[Mai:] Huh? What? Could it be everyone's going berserk?
[Violent Ken:] Oooh-whoaaaa!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] What's wrong? Are you okay? Where's my father?
[Violent Ken:] Ooh-whoaaaa. Who is that...? You... You're dead!
[Kasumi:] Lend someone a kind ear and this is the thanks you get! Defend
yourself!

(vs. Kim)

[Kim:] It seems you are fully in evil's grip...
[Violent Ken:] Ooh-whoaaaa! ...Pure destruction... No evil. No good...
[Kim:] What can I do? It's up to me to pry you loose, I guess.

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Violent Ken:] Ooh-whoaaaa.
[Mr. Karate:] Wow, a man-beast.
[Violent Ken:] Ooh-whoaaaa!
[Mr. Karate:] ...For Pete's sake!

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[Violent Ken:] Ooh-goooooh.
[Earthquake:] What's wrong? Want me to end your misery? OK. Whenever you like!

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] What?
[Violent Ken:] Gah... You better mean it. ...If not... you won't fight again.
[Genjyuro:] Silence! Die!

(vs. Shiki)

[Violent Ken:] Oooh-whoaaaa.
[Shiki:] ...What do you want?
[Violent Ken:] ...I must defeat you. ...You won't escape.
[Shiki:] ...If you hinder me... I'll slice you!

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[Ken:] Who are you? ...Me?
[Violent Ken:] Ooh-whoaaaaa. There's one more me...
[Ken:] What are these vibes of homicidal intent? It's not me. But... (Do I
wish this...? Somewhere in my psyche?)
[Violent Ken:] Oooh-ohhh!

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Violent Ken:] Chun, Chun-Li. Oooooh-whoa.
[Chun-Li:] Ken, what's happened? You're not well.
[Violent Ken:] I, I am... Oooooh-ohhhhh.
[Chun-Li:] This dark spirit!

(vs. Guile)

[Violent Ken:] Oooh-ohhhhhh! G-Guile...
[Guile:] What's wrong, Ken? This's serious...
[Violent Ken:] Ooooh-ohhhhhh. Die!
[Guile:] Ken! Excuse my roughness, but it's nappy time.

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] Pathetic fool. Such power dominated by the force of evil.
[Violent Ken:] Oooh-whooooo. D-Dhalsim!
[Dhalsim:] Close your eyes. My power will restore your sanity.
[Violent Ken:] Uggh. N... No need!

(vs. Balrog)

[Balrog:] What gives, Ken? You look worse than me. Hyah, ha, ha!
[Violent Ken:] Oooooooh... Balrog...
[Balrog:] I'll give your eulogy. Let's end it, Ken.
[Violent Ken:] Oooh-gaaah!

(vs. Vega)

[Violent Ken:] Ooooooh-ohhhh!
[Vega:] This's psycho power? Not a shard of beauty.
[Violent Ken:] Ooooooh-ohhhh! 

(vs. Sagat)

[Violent Ken:] Oooooh-whoa! S-Sagat?
[Sagat:] Whoa, Ken. Your thirst for power brought you to this. And I still
rule!
[Violent Ken:] Still rule, do you... Ooooooh-whoa!
[Sagat:] That's right, and I'm gonna prove it.

(vs. M. Bison)

[M. Bison:] How do you feel, Ken? Bet you're exhilirated. Koo koo koo.
[Violent Ken:] Ooooooooh... B-Bison....
[M. Bison:] Let's see what's become of you. If you're not any stronger, you're
dead.
[Violent Ken:] Ooooooh-ohhhh!

(vs. Akuma:)

[Violent Ken:] Oooooooh. A-Akuma...
[Akuma:] Have you come, too? You walk Asura's path?
[Violent Ken:] Ooooh-ohhhh!

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[Tessa:] What's wrong? Are you ill...? What's this...!
[Violent Ken:] Oooh-ohhhhhhh!
[Tessa:] His soul's been overtaken. Very well. I will bring him back!

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

SHIN AKUMA

(vs. Kyo)

[

(vs. Iori)

[Iori:] Argh... Why you...!
[Shin Akuma:] I am the fist master! Now you will feel the sting of Asura's
might!

(vs. Ryo)

[

(vs. Terry)

[

(vs. Mai)

[Mai:] Who're you?
[Shin Akuma:] Destroy!

(vs. Kasumi)

[Kasumi:] A d-demon! And here I am with no talisman...
[Shin Akuma:] Destroy!

(vs. Kim)

[

(vs. Mr. Karate)

[Mr. Karate:] Whoa. Neanderthals still do exist.
[Shin Akuma:] I am the fist master! Show me your strength!
[Mr. Karate:] First, you must purge all desires. OK. I'll teach you the power
of Kyokugen!

(vs. Choi)

[

(vs. Earthquake)

[

(vs. Genjyuro)

[Genjyuro:] You dare hinder me! Move! Or I'll fillet you!
[Shin Akuma:] Draw a blade on me? You risk destruction!
[Genjyuro:] I risk my life, do I...? Delightful. What's life without a little
thrill?

(vs. Shiki)

[Shiki:] ....
[Shin Akuma:] ....
[Shiki:] ....
[Shin Akuma:] ...Expire!

(vs. Geese)

[

(vs. Mars People)

[

(vs. Goenitz)

[

(vs. Athena)

[

(vs. Ryu)

[

(vs. Ken)

[

(vs. Chun-Li)

[Shin Akuma:] You fear my wave...?
[Chun-Li:] Yeah, well... Just the stress of an impending fight, I guess.
[Shin Akuma:] Can you handle me...? Feel my furious fists!
[Chun-Li:] If you ask if I'm ready, I've long been so. Eat this, freak!
[Shin Akuma:] Comply!

(vs. Guile)

[Guile:] You give even me goose pimples...
[Shin Akuma:] Back off... There's no reason to throw your life away.
[Guile:] What, are you joking? If I must turn tail, I'd rather die.
[Shin Akuma:] There's no glory in being a courageous corpse.

(vs. Dhalsim)

[Dhalsim:] What is this? An evil spirit... And bigger than before.
[Shin Akuma:] Are you prepared... to go to Heaven?
[Dhalsim:] By my life... I will stop you!
[Shin Akuma:] Nonsense!

(vs. Balrog)

[

(vs. Vega)

[

(vs. Sagat)

[

(vs. M. Bison)

[

(vs. Akuma:)

[

(vs. Hugo:)

[

(vs. Tessa:)

[

(vs. Zero)

[

(vs. Demitri)

[

(vs. Dan)

[

(vs. Red Arremer)

[

(vs. Riot Iori)

[

(vs. Serious Mr. Karate)

[

(vs. Violent Ken)

[

(vs. Shin Akuma)

[

----------ENDINGS----------

KYO KUSANAGI

[Lord:] Who'd have thought it? Athena defeated...?!
[Kyo:] ......
[Lord:] But this is Heaven! Someone like you, has no place here! Hee-yah!

[Kyo:] The netherworld... What a gas it was!
[?:] Kyo-oooooooh!
[Kyo:] !? Yagami!
[Iori:] Ooooh... Kill...!
[Kyo:] Been infected by the netherworld's poison, eh? Very well... I'll make
toast of your affliction! By the flames of Kusanagi!

TERRY BOGARD

[Lord:] Who'd have thought it? Athena defeated...?!
[Terry:] ......
[Lord:] But this is Heaven! Someone like you, has no place here! Hee-yah!

[Terry:] Well, that's that. Finally... Time for a little sightseeing.
[Man:] Hey!
[Terry:] ?
[Man:] You're Terry Bogard, right? I got a letter for you.
[Terry:] A letter... for me?

Terry:

How goes the fight? Just got my invite to this year's "KOF!" Can't go there
alone, so get your butt back home!

Your battling bud,
Joe

[Terry:] Hmph... That Joe! The guy never changes...
[Man:] If you're going to the airport, I can take you into the city.
[Terry:] ...Aw, fudge! Even on vacation all I do is battle it out...

KASUMI TODOH

[Lord:] Who'd have thought it? Athena defeated...?!
[Athena:] ......
[Lord:] But this is Heaven! Someone like you, has no place here! Hee-yah!

[Kasumi:] Yes! I have protected the honor of the way of Todoh! Well, then...
Now all I have to do is find Father post haste. Oooooh.
[Ryuhaku:] Kasumi!... You were magnificent. I'm so proud! You have matured
into a real fighter.

KIM KAPHWAN

[Lord:] Who'd have thought it? Athena defeated...?!
[Athena:] ......
[Lord:] But this is Heaven! Someone like you, has no place here! Hee-yah!

[Kim:] ...An incomprehensibly imposing evil still runs wild in this koo-koo
nutty world. Work it! We'll yet rip out the rooms of evil yet...! Get to it,
you guys! Let's do it! You call that training! Get with it, you slackers...
...Or we'll never beat the monstrous evil in the world!
[Chang:] Boy, we sure...
[Choi:] ...saw this coming, buddy-boy!

EARTHQUAKE

[Lord:] Who'd have thought it? Athena defeated...?!
[Earthquake:] ......
[Lord:] But this is Heaven! Someone like you, has no place here! Hee-yah!

[Earthquake:] Snort! Gah ha ha... What a bunch of weaklings! ...... It may be
the new environs, but I don't feel so hot... Oooh-wyaaah. I wanna go home!
Snort?! What's this? Snort!? ...Oooh... This must be...! Gah ha ha. There's no
place like the old hideout...
[Henchman:] Aw, boss... You're too much...
[Earthquake:] Ha... snort... ha... snort... ha.

M. BISON

[Lord:] Who'd have thought it? Red Arremer defeated...?!
[M. Bison:] ......
[Lord:] But this is the netherworld! Someone like you, has no place here!
Hee-yah!

[M. Bison:] Ho ho ho... The excitement of such ultimate power...!!!
[Juni:] Lord Bison, welcome!
[M. Bison:] ...I need no welcome...
[Juni:] Huh? ...What psycho power...!
[Juli:] He deserves to rule the world...
[M. Bison:] Whoo hoo hoo. The time's come for me to take the prize... Haaagh
ha ha ha ha!

HUGO

[Lord:] Who'd have thought it? Athena defeated...?!
[Hugo:] ......
[Lord:] But this is Heaven! Someone like you, has no place here! Hee-yah!

[Poison:] I don't get all this... But we could use this chick!

Thereafter, Poison, having contracted with Athena...

"The miracle battle! The heavenly Athena versus The Giant!"

It was a worldwide hit. And the filthily wealthy Poison and Hugo enjoyed a
life of wine and roses together...

----------VERSION HISTORY----------

v. 0.85 (18 December 2003)  Due to some work I had to do as a PROFESSIONAL, I
had to put this on the back burner for the past couple of weeks. Gomen nasai!
Now that I'm out of school for Christmas break, I have plenty of time to work
on this, but I also want to watch DVDs and play other games (!) and hang out
with my friends. So we'll see how soon I get it done. Maybe I should work
harder since someone already submitted one of my other FAQs before me (I
shouldn't have sat on it for a year). Anyway, finished quotes for Vega. Added
quotes and dialogue for various characters, including Geese and Red Arremer.

v. 0.8 (2 December 2003)  Finished quotes for Mars People. Added quotes and
dialogue for various characters, including Goenitz and Demitri.

v. 0.75 (29 November 2003)  Finished quotes for Genjyuro and Balrog. Added
quotes and dialogue for various characters, including Zero and Shin Akuma.

v. 0.7 (26 November 2003)  Added quotes and dialogue for various characters,
including Mars People and Serious Mr. Karate.

v. 0.65 (22 November 2003)  Finished quotes for Mai, Mr. Karate, Ken, and
Guile. Added quotes and dialogue for various characters, including Athena and
Dan.

v. 0.6 (21 November 2003)  Added quotes and dialogue for various characters,
including Riot Iori and Violent Ken.

v. 0.55 (20 November 2003)  Added quotes and dialogue for various characters,
including Balrog and Sagat.

v. 0.5 (19 November 2003)  Added quotes and dialogue for various characters,
including Mai and Genjyuro.

v. 0.45 (18 November 2003)  Added quotes and dialogue for various characters,
including Mr. Karate and Tessa.

v. 0.4 (17 November 2003)  Finished dialogue for Dhalsim and quotes for Iori,
Shiki, and Ryu. Added quotes and dialogue for various characters, including
Guile.

v. 0.35 (15 November 2003)  Finished quotes for Ryo and Choi. Added quotes
and dialogue for various characters, including Akuma.

v. 0.3 (14 November 2003)  Finished dialogue for Kyo and Earthquake and
quotes for Terry and Hugo. Added quotes and dialogue for various characters,
including Choi.

v. 0.25 (13 November 2003)  Added quotes and dialogue for various characters,
including Ken, Vega, Hugo, and M. Bison.

v. 0.20 (12 November 2003)  Added remainder of quotes for Dhalsim and Kyo and
some quotes for various other characters.

v. 0.15 (11 November 2003)  Added remainder of quotes for Earthquake and
Chun-Li and some quotes for various other characters.

v. 0.1 (9 November 2003)  Added remainder of quotes for Kim and some quotes
for various other characters. Work on the list will be slow for the next
couple of days because I've got a 15-page research paper due.

v. 0.05 (8 November 2003)  First version, which contained everything not
mentioned above (quotes for Kasumi and some for Kim). For the sake of
convenience, only completed characters and teams are listed in the Contents.
Here's hoping there is indeed a GBA version of SNK vs. Capcom: Chaos, and
that it's at least as good as this great game.

----------CREDITS----------

I, ProTect, wrote this.
Playmore made the game.
The SNK characters belong to SNK Playmore; Capcom characters belong to Capcom.