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= Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude Walkthrough  =
= by Sarah Lam                   		   =
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= Copyright 2005 Sarah Lam       		   =
= Submitted: 23 October 2004     		   =
= Mail me at: sarahlsy@gmail.com 		   =
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Table Of Contents
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- [NOT] Notes
- [CON] Controls
- [GAM] Game Section
- [INT] Intro
- [WAL] Walkthrough
- [SWI] Swingles Games
- [MON] Money & Secret Tokens
- [SID] Side Quests
  : [FRA] Frat Side Quest
  : [COM] Commissar & Sweet Lou Side Quest
  : [RUS] Russell Side Quest
  : [SWE] Sweetwater Side Quest
  : [POR] Porn Faerie Side Quest
- [ITE] Items
- [PHO] Photo Taking
- [CR]  Credits


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[NOT] Notes
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This FAQ is still a bit messy, but I promise it will be cleaned up soon! Feel 
free to email me at sarahlsy@gmail.com. Thanks and enjoy the game!


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[CON] Controls
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L1 - shows how much money & secret tokens you have

R1 - brings up the camera view so you can take photos

R2 - gives you hints on what you can do next

START - brings up a menu with several options
      - BLACK BOOK
	WHAT NEXT?
	: if you need any hints on what to do next, the black book gives
	  you all the hints you will need
	GIRLS
	: shows the girls you have met and the tokens of affections
	  they have given you (if any)
	OUTFITS
	ITEMS
	: displays all the items you have collected
	STATS
	: overall - percent complete, rating, play time
	: mini games total wins, losses, wimp outs
	: wander mode
	: bodily functions
      - SAVE GAME
	: saves your game progress
      - OPTIONS
	: options for audio settings, difficulty, and controller settings
      - PHOTOS
	: you can view the photos you have taken here, save them on your
	  memory card, or delete them so you can take new photos
	: NOTE - photos are a great way to make some extra cash, show 
	  them to a photo evaluator to sell them
      - EXTRAS
	: Bonus art
	: View Larry's costumes and girls
	: Bonus options (naughty and nude modes)
	: Game credits

X - activates objects, searches for money/secret tokens

Circle - examines objects

Triangle - when your confidence is high, you can pose for people. Press the
	   button to start the mini-game. There will be a sequence of buttons
	   you have to press before time runs out. If you do it quickly enough,
	   this will maintain your confidence level.


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[GAM] Game Section
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You will need to play all of the following games at least once or twice
in order to advance in the game.


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|Whack-A-Pole |
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" In this version of whack-a-pole, you move larry's hands up and down, keeping 
the ball in play. each volley gets you closer to the goal, indicated by the 
size of his in-dick-ator. ring the bell for a confidence boost. yes, this is 
how larry jerks off."

This game is pretty simple, all you need to do is control the hands by moving 
up and down. You must make sure the ball is kept in play, the longer it is kept
in play, the longer the pole grows. When the pole is long enough, the bell will
ring and you will have won the game! If you win, you will get an increase in 
your confidence. With a perfect score, you will also get some scret tokens. 
However, if you lose, your confidence will decrease.


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|Sperm Game |
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I call this game the sperm game. You control a swimming sperm, and need to hit
as many green smiley icons as you can. Try and avoid the red icons. There is a 
heart on the left side, which measures your life. If you hit too many red 
icons, you will lose the game. It is also harder to control the sperm when 
you are drunk. 

Later on in the game, there will also be beer mugs and glasses. When you hit 
these icons, you will become more drunk. Hitting a coffee icon will make you 
slightly more sober. There are also bomb icons which will destroy the icons 
in front of it. Snowflake icons will freeze the sperm for awhile so that 
you cannot control it. 

If you lose the game, and choose to play again, you will automatically urinate
all of your booze out. This is an advantage with girls such as Luba, where you 
have to start the sperm game semi-drunk. This means that in the second game, 
you will start the game totally sober.


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|Correct buttons! |
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This game is fairly simple, all you need to do is to hit the buttons as they 
appear on screen. If you don't hit any wrong buttons, you will get a perfect 
score. Dollar signs will also appear occasionaly, if you hit those, you will
get some money, but most likely will also score a miss.


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|Dancing/Trampoline |
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In dancing/trampoline games you have to press the correct buttons when the 
icons pass into the circle. If you miss the timimg too many times, your heart
score will be lowered. To get a perfect score, don't miss any icons!


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|Quarters |
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For quarters, you and your opponent have to take turns throwing a coin into
a glass. Every time you manage to get the coin into the glass, your opponent
has to take a drink. The first person who can get the opponent completely 
drunk wins.

In order to get the coin in the glass, pull the analog stick back and then
push it forward. Occasionally, you will see some money on the table. If you 
hit the money, you will win it, but then you will lose your turn.


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|Slaps |
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In this game, you and your opponent take turns slapping each others hands. 
When it is your opponent's turn to slap, there's usually some kind of signal 
when they're about to make their move (eg. a shake of their body, etc). When
you see this signal, press the square button.

When it's your turn to slap, press the circle button as many times as you can.
You can also press the square button simultaneously to fake out your opponent.
If she gets tricked, press the square button as soon as she puts her hands back
into play. 

The person whose hurt meter fills up the fastest is the loser.


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|Photos |
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You need to take 6 photos of the person you are aiming at. Each model generally
has a specfic part of the body that you will get higher points if you aim at, 
eg (the face, butt, etc.). The Super Lens Camera, which you can get from one of
the lights near the Swingles stage, is a must for this game.

The left analog stick moves Larry around, the right one rotates the view, the 
up button zooms in on the subject. X button takes the shots.


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[INT] Intro
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As the game begins, we see Larry Lovage Walking around the campus. He gets 
invited to parties, hot girls are hitting on him...but you know this is just 
to good to be true, right? Well, it turns out that he's dreaming! When he wakes
up, he turns on the TV, and finds out that there's going to be a reality 
dating show, where 3 girls compete against each other for a change to date a 
guy. So of course, being a chip off the old block from his Uncle Larry, he 
decides to join the competition.

Here is where the tutorial from Uncle Larry begins..all you need to do is some 
simple stuff like turning on the radio, etc. After the tutorial ends, examine 
the bed twice to find ten secret tokens.

If you turn on the tv, you can play a game called whack-a-pole (see games 
section). Once you get bored of your room, it's time to head outside and meet
some girls!


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[WAL] Walkthrough
===============================================================================

Well, you need to start finding girls to hit on, so let's jump straight into
the first girl. After you step out of your room, there will be a Swingles
cut scene showing you what places you can access at this point in time; 
the Greek Quad, the Dorm Hall and the Main Campus.


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Girl 1: Sally Mae
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After you step outside of your room, head to the right. There's a girl dressed
like a farm girl, standing at the lounge area. Talk to her to begin the first
chat game.

For each perfect game, you'll get 5% confidence and 5 secret tokens.
For a win, you get 5% confidence.
If you lose, your confidence will decrease by 10%.


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|Picking up Girls 101: Sally Mae |
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"Smooth talkin's the name of the game. Try to keep your heart meter full by 
 hitting the GREEN icons and avoiding the RED hazards. Don't be afraid to hit 
 a few hazards though, sometimes being bad can be fun!"

Refer to Sperm game


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|Mixin' It Up 102: Sally Mae |
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Activate Mixed Drinks Station for part 2

"Time to mix up some Grade A panty-peeler. As a button appears, hit it before 
 it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to make something she'll 
 consider tasty."

Refer to Correct Buttons


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|Picking up Girls 103: Sally Mae |
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Talk to Sally Mae for part 3

"Nuthin' like a little social lubricant to get the conversation going. 
 Remember: YOU ARE A COUNTRY MUSIC PROMOTER. Don't get caught in a lie."

Refer to Sperm Game


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|Boogie 104: Sally Mae |
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Talk to Sally Mae for part 4

"Show 'em who can boogie. Follow the girl's lead by pressing the proper button 
 sequence at the appropriate time. When she calls out "BUTTON", press X."

Refer to Dancing/Trampoline


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|Picking Up Girls 105: Sally Mae |
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"A little drink...a little dancin'...now just a little smooth-talkin' should 
 seal the deal. Now don't let her get away."

Refer to Sperm Game


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|Quarters 106: Sally Mae |
 ------------------------

"Quarters. The favorite college pastime...after studying, of course. Pull your
 left analog stick back to start your throw and push it forward to follow 
 through. First one to get smashed loses."

Refer to Quarters


After you finish the last step, you will get a cut scene and then you will 
receive her token of affection - a cowboy hat.



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Girl 2: Ione
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Now that you've finished with Sally Mae, it's time to find the second girl!
Head towards the same direction as Sally Mae, and walk a bit further on. Take
the staircase leading downwards. Once you're outside, there will be a cutscene
with the Swingles host, Uma. After it's over, knock over the light towards the 
back of the stage. You will receive the Super Lens Camera, with which you can 
zoom in and out when taking photos. There are some secret tokens by the 
Swingles van.

Head towards the library and look for Ione. She's sitting at a table.


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|Picking up girls 101: Ione |
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"Who's this? She's no beauty, but she's got potential. She's smart. Right? And
 maybe she's got a great personality. Maybe a good old crank phone call will 
 ease her out of her shell."

Sperm Game


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|Boogie 102: Ione |
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"Looks like there's only one way you're getting that cognac. Luckly you're a
 HUGE Akshaye Khanna fan. Too bad the Commissar prefers Sanjay Dutt! (We never
 said this would be easy). Dance like the wind!"

You need to look for the commissar who has the bottle of cognac. He's easy to 
find, just look in the Greek Quad for a bum. Talking to him will activate the..

Dancing Game


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|Picking up girls 103: Ione |
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"You know the way to the heart of those bookish babes: poetry. You know a few
 poems. Limericks, really; but how hard can it be to write a poem?"

Once you've gotten the bottle of cognac from the commissar, go back to the Dorm
Rooms to Ione's room (it's the one with lights around the door). Talk to Ione.

Sperm Game


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|Quarters 104: Ione |
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Activate Ione to play..

"Quarters. The favorite college pastime...after studying, of course. Pull your
 left analog stick back to start your throw and push it forward to follow 
 through. First one to get smashed loses."

Quarters Game


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|Picking up girls 105: Ione |
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Ione is back in her room. Go there to continue the next stage.

"It looks like the foundation is there with Ione, it just needs a little 
 touching up. Maybe if you subtly suggest a makeover you can help turn this 
 ugly duckling into a beautiful swan."

Sperm Game

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|Makeovers 106: Ione |
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You need to have 5 dollars before you start this part of the game.

"Eat your heart out, Oprah! As a button appears, hit it before it goes away. 
 Finish with five or fewer mistakes to win."

Correct Buttons!


After you finish this section, you will get her token of affection which is the
Teddy Bear Head.


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Girl 3: Analisa
===============================================================================

If you've done the first stage of Swingles, the following places are available
to visit:

Nice Streets, Power Station, Sorority House

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|Picking up girls 101: Analisa |
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Look for Analisa standing somewhere in the Greek Quad.

"Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me? Perhaps this little slice of
 Sicily might be interested in sampling your salami."

Sperm Game


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|Quarters 102: Analisa |
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Talk to Analisa to activate the next game.

"Drinking is fun. Pull your left analog stick back to start your throw and push 
 it forward to follow through. Make sure you do a nice, straight throw."

Quarters Game


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|Picking up girls 103: Analisa |
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You need 10 dollars to get into the Frat House which is where Analisa is.

"Let's face it: you and Analisa have about as much in common as prosciutto
 and spray cheese. But maybe if you can find some common ground she'll let you
 have a little bite. Maybe..."

Sperm Game


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|Bouncy Bouncy 104: Analisa |
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"Trampoline games! The next big fad to hit the nation! If you're good enough,
 Analisa just might bounce right into your arms. Don't lose too much clothing,
 though, or she'll dump you like a moldy lump of mozzarella!"

Dancing/Trampoline


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|Picking up girls 105: Analisa |
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This stage begins automatically after you finish the previous one.

"You're doin' good. It looks like the only thing standing between you and
 Analisa is Daddy. And he can't be so bad. Right?"

Sperm Game


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|Avoidance 106: Analisa |
 -----------------------

This stage begins automatically after you finish the previous one.

"Looks like you're about to be on the receiving end of an old-fashioned
 Sicilian beating, courtesy of the goons on Mr. Gambozinni's payroll. Get
 Larry to the exit safely before time runs out!"

You need to get the 10 keys while avoided the guys chasing you. You can use 
the cheese mummies to prevent them from catching you.


After that, you will receive Analisa's token of affection which is - Fishpaper.


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Girl 4: Zanna
===============================================================================


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|Picking up girls 201: Zanna |
 ----------------------------

Look for her at the Greek Quad, near the sorority house.

"This little lamb looks lost. Look at her. All alone in a foreign land. Barely
 able to speak the language. You know what that's like: you've been to West
 Virginia. Why don't you show her some American hospitality?"

Sperm Game


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|Avoidance 202: Zanna |
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All the INS agents are chasing you because they want to deport Zanna. Get all
of the keys, use the cheese mummies to distract the agents, and head aim for
the Main Campus once you have collected the keys. Don't use any cheese mummies
if you want to get a perfect score.

"Uh oh. Immigration evidently didn't approve Zanna's student visa! Keep your
 eyes open for the INS files, collect them, and get the two of you safely to 
 the exit!"


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|Picking up girls 203: Zanna |
 ---------------------------- 

Go back to the Greek Quad to activate the next part of the game. She's standing
on the porch of the sorority house.

"What's that Zanna up to? Could it be she's a spy? Well, Agent Lovage, will 
 this be 'The Sky Who Loved Me' or 'A View To a Kill?'"

Sperm Game


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|Quarters 204: Zanna |
 --------------------

It costs you 5 dollars to play quarters with Zanna.

"Wow, check out the tolerance on that babe. Pull back the right distance to wind
 up, then push forward the right distance to throw. Make sure you do a nice, 
 straight throw."

Quarters Game


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|Picking up girls 205: Zanna |
 ----------------------------

She's standing inside the sorority house. You need to buy the snazzy suit from
the guy standing outside the frat house before you can start the next step.

"Zanna's taken you back to her place. Things seem to be going good. Let's just 
 hope there's not a communcation breakdown."

Sperm Game


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|Trampoline 206: Pride on the Line |
 ----------------------------------

Automatically, you'll be brought to the next game. If you're too drunk,
exit after the first loss, buy some coffee and sober up, then try again!

"Like most foreigners she talks a big game, but can she back it up? Expose her
 gargantuan communist jugs for what they are! Just try to keep your clothes on 
 in the process, okay? U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!"

Dancing/Trampoline

Zanna's token of affection is a Jar of Borscht.


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Girl 5: Harriet
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After 2 rounds of swingles, the art gallery, lab and crappy streets are now
available.

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|Picking up girls 201: Harriet |
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She's standing in front of the library, near the bull.

"I've heard about band girls! They're suppoed to be total freaks! A few smooth
 words and soon you'll be making beautiful music together. Avoid hazards."

Sperm Game


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|Slaps 202: Harriet |
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Don't let her hit you at all to get a perfect score.

"She's thrown down the gauntlet! The circle button powers up your meter before
 you strike. Press X to slap at your opponent (while on offense) and dodge their
 attacks (while on defense). You can performed fakes by tapping X or pressing
 Square."

Slaps


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|Picking up girls 203: Harriet |
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Meet her at the Dance Club on the Nice Streets.

"As the two young lovebirds head off on their romantic date, we must ponder
 the immortal question: Is there any girl too boring and scary for even Larry
 to hit on?"

Sperm Game


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|Picking up girls 204: Harriet |
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Automatically, the next stage will begin after you've won the previous one.

"Places, people...places...Looks like Walnut Log's cheering section's in a 
 jam. Who else is better qualified to jump around and dance like an idiot
 than you?"

Sperm Game


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|School spirit 205: Harriet |
 ---------------------------

You need to find 8 people to spread the school spirit to. You have to pass 
Harriet in order to gather the school spirit, and then you have a limited 
amount of time to find someone to spread the spirit. If you take too long, you 
will have to pass Harriet again in order to get more school spirit.

"Pass by the Band Geek to get your school spirit up, then share the love when
 near other students with X. If you take too long, you'll lose your school 
 spirit and irritate them instead. Get at least 10 students fired up to win."


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|Spanking 206: Harriet |
 ----------------------

Automatically, the next stage will begin after you've won the previous one.

"who doesn't like a little light S&M? As a button appears, hit it before it 
 goes away. Finish with 5 or fewer mistakes to make Twiggy her master."

Correct Buttons!

Harriet's token of affection is a Jaw Harp


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Girl 6: Luba
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|Picking up girls 201: Luba |
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Go out through the doors near the Swingles stage. She can be found in the
Power Station Dance Club. You need to be drunk in order to chat with her.
Note: If you lose the first game, you'll be totally sober for the second game.

"Everyone in Walnut Log knows about Luba. She's the community bike. Everybody's
 had a ride; except you, of course. But now that you've finally mustered the
 courage to talk to her, maybe she'll let you take her for a spin."

Sperm Game


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|Trampoline 202: Luba |
 ---------------------

Meet Luba by the trampolines at the main area.

"Wow, I bet she bounces well! Follow your opponent's lead by pressing the 
 proper button sequence at the appropriate time."

Dancing/Trampoline


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|Picking up girls 203: Luba |
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Luba is back at the club once again.

"Time to belly up the bar and try again. She let you have a bounce...on the 
 trampoline, but that's a start. Right? You know what they say, 'If at first
 you don't succeed, try, try again.'"

Sperm Game


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|Drink mixin 204: Luba |
 ----------------------

Sober up for this part. Activate the drink station to start the game.

"This is a woman who knows her alcohol. As a button appears, hit it before
 it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to make something strong
 enough for her taste."

Correct buttons!


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|Quarters 205: Luba |
 -------------------

"If any girl can drink you under the table, she's the one. Pull back the right 
 distance to wind up, then push forward the right distance to throw. Make sure
 you do a nice, straight throw."

Quarters


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|Picking up girls 206: Luba |
 ---------------------------

This game will begin straight after the previous one.

"Finally! You've got her right where you want her. What could go wrong now?"

Sperm Game


Now you can get her token of affection which is the Beer Bong.



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Girl 7: Koko
===============================================================================

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|Picking up girls 401: Koko |
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She's the mime standing at the Nice Streets. 

"Hasn't everyone always dreamed about one day dating a clown?"

Sperm Game


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|Mime Time 402: Koko |
 --------------------

Starts automatically.

"Pass by the clown girl to learn secret mime techniques. Press X when near 
 passersby to impress them. But mime is hard. So get off quickly, before you 
 forget! Get at least 12 people cheering your act to win."


Impress 12 people with mime skills


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|Picking up girls 403: Koko |
 ---------------------------

She's working at the Art Gallery serving coffee. If you're drunk, buy some 
coffee from the vending machine near the railroad crossing first.

"Is fine literature the key to this pale beauty's heart?"

Sperm Game


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|Photo 404: Koko |
 ----------------

Use your camera to take photos of Koko. Zoom in on her face, try only to take
the photos if there are many lights lit up above the screen. 

"It's a bit surreal for your taste, but if you get her some good photos, she
 may give you a taste."


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|Painting 405: Koko |
 -------------------

You need 5 dollars for "art supplies" to play this game. Find her in the
Art Classroom.

"Koko wants to see more of your artistic side. Maybe then you'll get to see 
 her NAKED side, heh, heh...ahem. As a button appears, hit it before it goes
 away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to complete your masterpiece."

Correct buttons!


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|Picking up girls 406: Koko |
 ---------------------------

"You've wooed her with your French-seeming ways. Now reel her in."

Sperm game


Koko's token of affection is a Jumbo Weiner


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Girl 8: Beatrice
===============================================================================

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|Picking up Girls 301: Professor Robensenito |
 --------------------------------------------
She can be found in the lab, which is inside the library. When you enter the 
library, it's on the left. You need to be wearing the Geek Outfit, which can
be purchased from the Librarian.

"You always hear about professors fooling around with hot young studs in their
 classes. Let's give it a try."

Sperm Game


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|Feeding Time 302: Stuff The Monkeys |
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Monkey Feeding Room - room next to Beatrice's office

Don't miss any to get perfect score.

This time, feeding your monkey is not a euphenism! Run between the four rows,
press X to toss a bowl at a monkey before they reach the end of the row. Be
sure to grab the empties, avoid the shit and don't litter. Clear five waves
and you win!

Bartending


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|Quarters 303: Leopold |
 ----------------------

Talk to Beatrice

"Show the monkey a good time. Pull back the right distance to wind up, then 
push forward the right distance to throw. Make sure you do a nice, straight 
throw."

Quarters Game


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|Picking up Girls 304: Professor Robensenito |
 --------------------------------------------

"Wow, being all smart and shit is hard work. Maybe now's a good chance to
 talk to her."

Sperm Game


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|Picking up Girls 305: Professor Robensenito |
 --------------------------------------------
Automatic.

"Ok, this is just too weird."

Sperm Game


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|Banana Appeal 306: Leopold |
 ---------------------------
Automatic

"In this version of Whack-a-Pole, you move the Monkey-Larry's hands up and 
 down, keeping the ball in play. Each volley puts more pressure on the banana 
 to shoot it out at the Brain-Exchanging Machine. Good thing this monkey has 
 been 'working out'."

Whack-a-pole

Professor's token of affection - Colobus Sample


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Girl 9: Charlotte
===============================================================================

She only becomes available after you finish Beatrice.

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|Picking up girls 301: Charlotte |
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She's at the Main Campus - the annoying girl with the speaker.

"It's time to build a wheelchair ramp to her heart. Some civil disobedience
should do the trick."

Sperm Game


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|Fliers 302: Charlotte |
 ----------------------

"Press the X to pass out a flier. Don't waste any and DON'T let anyone litter
 (you can chase down fliers instead of waiting for them). Clear four waves and
 you win!"

Bartending


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|Picking up girls 303: Charlotte |
 --------------------------------

"Charlotte sees a born leader in you. Speak to the people!"

Sperm Game


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|Vandalism 304: Charlotte |
 -------------------------

You need to pay her 10 dollars in order to play this game.

"It's tradition at Walnut Log to paint the bull statue as a sign of wacky
student protest. Most people paint the side, but that's got too much bird 
doo-doo on it. Icky"

Correct Buttons!


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|Picking up girls 305: Charlotte |
 --------------------------------

"Once again, looks like Charlotte's got a plan. it also looks like there's 
 doughnuts!"

Sperm Game


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|Avoidance 306: Free Leopold |
 ----------------------------

You need to collect all the 37 keys, while avoiding the people chasing you.

"Quick! Get the key to open the exit and get away with your primate friend in
 tow. Watch out for the guards. Damn the Man! Power to the Primates!"

Charlotte's toke of affection - Das Kapital

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Girl 10: Tilly
===============================================================================

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|Picking up girls 401: Tilly |
 ----------------------------

She can be found in the Greek Quad. You need to be wearing the suit. This game
is not easy, as there are many glasses of beer all over!

"Could an upper-class broad like this every love a loveable loser like Larry?
 Doubtful. But give it a try."

Sperm Game


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|Photo 402: Scott |
 -----------------

Sober up before this part of game. You can buy coffee from the vending machine 
outside the library. Take photos of Scott (standing upstairs in the frat 
building) when he poses. You seem to get a higher score if you zoom in on his 
butt and take a photo. Don't stand too close to him otherwise he will beat you
up, and you will have lost the game. Use your Super Lens Camera to your 
advantage!

"You said you wanted to take pictures of naked people. You probably should have
 specified a gender."


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|Picking up girls 403: Tilly |
 ----------------------------

She'll be in her office at the sorority.

"You've always wanted to be used for your body. Looks like this might be your
 chance."

Sperm Game


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|Peeing 404: sweetwater |
 -----------------------

Go to the Art Gallery (Nice Streets) and talk to Tilly. You need to pee on at
least 9 out of the 11 paintings to win. If you run out of pee, you can get more
water near the drinks table on the lower ground. Sweetwater will not chase you
when you are upstairs.

"Stain the reputation of Asst Dean Abrahamson by defiling as many paintings
 as possible, but watch out for that notorious art-loving pimp, Sweetwater!
 Use Square to pee and don't forget to shake!"


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|Picking up girls 405: Tilly |
 ----------------------------

This game starts automatically after the completion of the previous one.

"You know, for once it would be nice if larry could hit on a girl without a 
 series of blatant lies. Maybe next time. This time, its Rathgar."

Sperm Game


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|Avoidance 406: Tilly |
 ---------------------

Pick up all the 25 icons, while avoiding the guys chasing you. Drop the cheese
mummies when needed. She's at the Crappy Streets.

"Gather up the parts of Assistant Dean Abrahamson's machine for Tilly in order
 to activate the exit. Time is short and security guards are everywhere. 
 Good luck!"


Tilly's token of affection for you is the Charred Skull.


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Girl 11: Morgan
===============================================================================


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|Mixin' it up 501: Morgan |
 -------------------------

She's standing near the mural at the library, talk to her, then head over to 
the drinks counter on the ground floor. It will cost you 15 dollars in exotic
blends to build the perfect brew for her.

"Mocha frappa what? As a button appears, hit it before it goes away. Finish 
 with five or fewer mistakes to be the barista of her dreams."

Correct buttons!


 -----------------------------
|Picking up girls 502: Morgan |
 -----------------------------

Buy the geeky outfit plus accessories from the librarian before you can talk to
Morgan.

"Morgan is known as the coolest of the nerds. Who wouldn't want a girl who 
 plays video games?"

Sperm Game


 -----------------------------
|Picking up girls 503: Morgan |
 -----------------------------

This game starts automatically after the completion of the previous one.

"You'd think she'd be smart enough to stay away from Larry's room. We all make 
 mistakes."

Sperm Game


 ------------------
|Slaps 504: Morgan |
 ------------------

This game starts automatically after the completion of the previous one.

"Morgan loves to strip! The circle button powers up your meter before
 you strike. Press X to slap at your opponent (while on offense) and dodge their
 attacks (while on defense). You can performed fakes by tapping X or pressing
 Square."

Slaps


 -----------------------------
|Picking up girls 505: Morgan |
 -----------------------------

This game starts automatically after the completion of the previous one.

"What's the most intimate act you can perform with a girl like this?"

Sperm Game


 ----------------------
|Streaking 506: Morgan |
 ----------------------
This game starts automatically after the completion of the previous one.

This game is slightly harder. You have to streak past 16 people. It's not that
simple, though. You need to avoid all the guys, and can only offend people
if your body is directly facing them.

"Morgan wants to streak...so guess what...you're streaking! Streak the 
 students on the green, but be careful. Security would love nothing more
 than to pound the stuffing out of you."

Morgan's token of affection is a Dice Bag.


===============================================================================
Girl 12: Bilzarbra
===============================================================================

 --------------------------------
|Picking up girls 301: Bilzarbra |
 --------------------------------

You can find her in the Plaid Mart at the Crappy Streets. You need to wear the
Preppy Suit.

"Hey, check out the hottie in line at the checkout."

Sperm Game


 -----------------------------
|Getting pissy 302: Bilzarbra |
 -----------------------------

This part will begin straight after you finish the first stage.

"How dare that Bavarian Boy-Toy refuse you entrance? As a button appears, hit it
 before it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to show him."

Correct buttons


 --------------------------------
|Picking up girls 303: Bilzarbra |
 --------------------------------

It will cost you 10 dollars to take her on a hot date.

"Wow, a real date. With a hottie this time! I'm sure you two will find lots to
 talk about."

Sperm Game


 ---------------------
|Photo 304: Blizarbra |
 ---------------------

"Take some good head shots, and then maybe she'll give you some...Yeah, I
 think you know where this is going. Try and get at least 3 lights before you
 take the photo."

Meet Blizarbra at the Art Classroom. Take 6 pictures of her. Remember to zoom
in all the way using your Super Lens.


 --------------------------------
|Picking up Girls 305: Bilzarbra |
 --------------------------------

This game starts automatically after the previous one.

"Finally! You've been trying to get a girl to read your porn script for years 
 now."

Sperm Game


 ---------------------
|Drama 306: Bilzarbra |
 ---------------------

"Time to impress her with your knowledge of porn positions. As a button appears,
 hit it before it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to win."

Correct buttons


You get a Signed Glossy from Bilzarbra as a token of affection.

===============================================================================
Girl 13: Lesbian Ione
===============================================================================

 --------------------------
|Bartending 401: Spartacus |
 --------------------------

You must be wearing the Cool Suit. Talk to the guy at the gay bar to start the 
game.

"People love alcohol! Run between the four rows, press X to toss a beer at a
 patron before they reach the end of the row. Be sure to grab the empties, 
 avoid the dildos and don't litter. Clear four waves and you win!"


 -------------------------------
|Picking up people 402: Mystery |
 -------------------------------

"A gay bar's a great place to pick up chicks! Right? Isn't it? Really? Shoot."

Sperm Game


 ---------------------------
|Picking up girls 403: Ione |
 ---------------------------

This stage begins automatically after the previous one.

"AAAAAAHHHH! She's back! It's going to take more than just talking to resolve
 this one."

Sperm Game


 -------------------
|Boogie 404: Helmut |
 -------------------

Talk to Ione to start the next stage.

"Maybe Helmut can make you happy. Follow his lead by pressing the proper button
 sequence at the appropriate time. When he calls out "Button", press X."

Dancing/Trampoline


 ---------------------------
|Picking up girls 405: Ione |
 ---------------------------

"You must express your true feelings to her!"

Sperm game


 -------------------------
|Streaking 406: Spartacus |
 -------------------------

This stage begins automatically after the previous one. Run past 10 people in 
the gay bar, while avoiding Helmut.

"It's a long-standing tradition that all newly outed gays have to streak
 Spartacus. Watch out for Helmut! He gets a little too excited at these things.
 Show all of them your stuff and then find the glowing exit to win."


Ione's second token of affection is a Double Dong.


===============================================================================
Girl 14: Barbara Jo
===============================================================================

 ---------------------------------
|Picking up girls 501: Barbara Jo |
 ---------------------------------

Find her in the sorority. You need to be wearing the preppy outfit.

"Wow, you've always wanted to talk to Barbara Jo. She's the captain of the
 cheerleading team and the most popular girl in school. It would be an honor 
 to be rejected by a creature of such beauty."

Sperm Game


 ------------------------------
|Bouncy Bouncy 502: Barbara Jo |
 ------------------------------

"Chicks dig coordinated dudes. Show Barbara Jo how together you are as you go
 head-to-head with a little up-and-down action."

Dancing/Trampoline


 ---------------------------------
|Picking up Girls 503: Barbara Jo |
 ---------------------------------

Go back to your room and use the phone to prank call Barbara Jo.

"It's time for one of Larry's patented prank phone calls. This calls for some
 extra help."

Sperm Game


 ----------------------------
|Wet T-Shirt 504: Barbara Jo |
 ----------------------------

Now, go back to the sorority to pick up Barbara Jo. It will cost you 15 
dollars to take her on a hot date.

Wet 8/8 girls to get a perfect score.

"You've finally got Barbara Jo out on a classy date. Impress the lady by 
 getting at least 5 girls soaking wet. Don't let your water gun go empty!"


 ---------------------------------
|Picking up girls 505: Barbara Jo |
 ---------------------------------

She's back in the sorority house.

"OK, so things aren't going perfectly with BJ. But you've still got some
 tricks up your sleeves."

Sperm Game


 -------------------------
|Quarters 506: Barbara Jo |
 -------------------------

You have to pay 15 dollars to play this game. This game begins automatically
after the previous one.

"Pull back the right distance to wind up, then push forward the right 
 distance to throw. Make sure you do a nice, straight throw."

Quarters


You get some School Panties as Barbara Jo's token of affection.


===============================================================================
Girl 15: Suzi
===============================================================================

 --------------------------
|Photography: Extra Credit |
 --------------------------
She's in the VIP Room in the dance club. Before you can enter, you have to 
help Lucius's brother, Julius. He's the bouncer at Fat Sam's Titty City. He
wants you to take photos of Helmut who's at the gay bar. 

"See, really, this is a game about caring for people and learning to be a 
positive member of the community. In that vein, take pictures of this guy's
massive genital package."

You need a whopping score of 350 in order to win this game. After you win, you 
gain entrance to Fat Sam's Titty City.


 --------------------------------
|Handshake of doom: Extra Credit |
 --------------------------------

"As Lucius shows you the secret handshake, repeat each move to gain acceptance 
into the hallowed halls of the ultra-elite.

Dancing/Trampoline


 ---------------------------
|Picking up girls 501: Suzi |
 ---------------------------

She's standing near the jukebox, inside the VIP dance club. You need to be 
wearing the cool suit.

"She looks like a tough rocker chick. Just play it cool, daddy-o.

Sperm Game


 -----------------
|Tapper 502: Suzi |
 -----------------

This game begins automatically after the previous one.

"Get some people for your gig! Run between the four rows, press X to toss a
 flier at a student before they reach the end of the row. Be sure to grab the
 paper airplanes, avoid the rocks and don't litter. Clear four waves and you 
 win!"


 ---------------------------
|Picking up girls 503: suzi |
 ---------------------------

"Abrahamson's cracking down on rock. If only there was a way to take him down
 a peg..."

Sperm Game


 --------------------
|Rock out! 504: Suzi |
 --------------------

"And you thought all of those keytar lessons you took as a kid were worthless.
 Give your all for the Streetbirds, and Suzi may show you a little appreciation 
 backstage."

She does not yell out directions, so you need to focus more on the signs as
they appear on the bottom. 

Correct buttons


 ---------------------------
|Picking up girls 505: Suzi |
 ---------------------------

"The Streetbirds are a hit! Now's the time to strike it rich!"

Sperm Game


 -------------------
|Spanking 506: Suzi |
 -------------------

"Woo hoo! Slap that ass just right, and she'll be yours forever. As a button
 appears, hit it before it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to 
 keep her happy."

This game is really fast, and you might have to select the easier option
after losing three times before you can win.

Correct buttons


Her token of affection is a Brass Knuckles


===============================================================================
[SWI] Swingles Games
===============================================================================

Each time you get two tokens of affection, you can play the next part of
the swingles game.

Perfect game - 20% confidence and 5 secret tokens
Win - 20% confidence

 --------------------------
|Trampoline 199: Swingles! |
 --------------------------

"Apparently Uma's decided you're not a total scumbag, 'cause here comes your 
 big break. Out-tramp the babe over here and you're in the running to be on 
 Swingles. Screw up and you're the campus pariah until you get it right."

Dancing/Trampoline


 ----------------------
|Boogie 299: Swingles! |
 ----------------------

"You know the drill. You'll have to really impress Uma if you want to stay in 
 the running to be on Swingles, and other chicks on campus aren't going to 
 have much to do with you until you can prove yourself here. Good luck!"

Dancing/Trampoline


 -----------------------------
|Clear the Set 399: Swingles! |
 -----------------------------

You need to chase all the prostitutes that have gathered around the swingles
set by passing insults to their prospective customers. Make sure that none of 
the none of the women are within earshot.

"Pass by Uma to get a really mean insult, then deliver it to each John with X.
 If you take too long, Larry forgets what to say. Get rid of all 8 eager patrons
 to win. Don't let the Ho's hear you talkin' smack or it's lights out."


After winning, the sorority president's office becomes available.


 ----------------------
|Wetness 499: Swingles |
 ----------------------

This is a wet-t shirt contest. It's pretty simple, just aim the white dot at 
the girls - make sure their hands are not covering their boobs. Hit 10/10 for 
a perfect score.

The right analog moves your gun around, press triangle, square, circle or X 
to shoot the gun.

"Uma's giving you another chance to show the world you're Swingles material.
 You'll need to use your sharp-shootin' skills to get at least 7 girls wet.
 Don't let your water gun run dry, Tex."

After winning, Fat Sam's Titty City becomes available.


 ---------------------------------------
|On the show: Talkin' it up on swingles |
 ---------------------------------------

"It's the big night...the night you're on the air with three lucious ladies.
 Show 'em what you've got, tiger!"

Sperm Game

After you finish this game, talk to one of the girls to eliminate them from
the competition. Then, the next stage will begin.


 ---------------------------------
|Boogie 599: Sexy Swingle Dancing |
 ---------------------------------

"You're almost there! Only one more challenge to go, then you're off to do a 
 private dance called the 'horizontal mambo' with the gorgeous babe of your 
 choice!"

Dancing/Trampoline

Pick another one of the girls to eliminate. Here is the ending you will get
for each of the girls.

Barbara Jo - Ending with boobies
Morgan - Ending with love
Suzi - Ending with pain

You can buy the other endings from the Porn Fairy (he's standing in the little
space at the Main Campus where you climb out from your window) after the 
credits roll.

 --------------------------
|Picking up Girls 601: Uma |
 --------------------------

After the credits roll, speak to Uma for one last stage.

"In this special director's cut, see how Larry and Uma first met. Oh, and hit
 icons and stuff."

Sperm Game


===============================================================================
[SID] Side Quests
===============================================================================

=======================
[FRA] Frat Side Quest
=======================

For each of the frat side quests, talk to  Big Daddy War Pig, who's standing 
near the bear rug to start the game. Each game costs 10 dollars.

 --------------------------
|Bouncy Bouncy: DIO Rules! |
 --------------------------

"Beat the sorority at their own game! Follow your opponent's lead by pressing 
 the proper button sequence at the appropriate time."

Dancing/Trampoline


 ---------------------------
|Mixin' it up: liquor party!|
 ---------------------------

"Show the DIOs what you can do behind the bar! As a button appears, hit it 
 before it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to impress them 
 with your cock(tail)."

Correct buttons!


 ----------------------------
|Spread the love: frat party |
 ----------------------------

"Get psyched! WOO! Grab 10 babes! WOO! Don't invite the dudes! WOO! Don't take 
too long! woo!

Run around and talk to 10 girls. You must do it when there are no guys standing
near them. You need to keep returning to Big Daddy War Pig to get the 
invitations from him.


 ------------------------
|Avoidance: Panty raider |
 ------------------------

Talk to Big Daddy War Pig. You will be then start the game in the sorority.
Run upstairs and collect 30 panties. Make sure you avoid all the girls. Use 
your cheese mummies when needed. After collecting all the panties, run 
downstairs and out of the sorority.

"You are on the most hallowed and respected of quests for the college male...
 the quest for the panties of sorority girls. Be fleet, and gather ye panties
 while ye may!


 -------------------------------
|Streaking: Dingly Dangly Deeds |
 -------------------------------

Streak past 15 people. Don't let the guys catch you, and remember to position
yourself so that you're facing the people when you streak!

"You crazy college kids and your crazy streaking. Just keep saying to 
yourself...they're laughing with me, not at me."


========================================
[COM] Commissar & Sweet Lou Side Quest
========================================

 --------------------------
|Photography: Extra Credit |
 --------------------------

Talk to the commissar who's at the crappy streets. He'll ask you to take photos
of Sweet Lou for him. Judging by the game's description, I think you get a 
higher score if you take zoomed in pictures of her ass.

 "Take some hot shots of Sweet Lou for the Commissar. Think happy thoughts. And 
 remember, he's an ass man born and raised."


 -------------------------------
|Picking up girls: Extra Credit |
--------------------------------

Talk to the commissar outside the Plaid Mart again to activate the final part
of this side quest.

"The things you do for your friends. Give Sweet Lou the cookie without making 
 her think you're hitting on her. If you're having trouble resisting the urge 
 to woo, just look at her."

Sperm Game


===========================
[RUS] Russell Side Quest
===========================

He's standing outside Ione and Luba's room at the Dorm Hall.

 -------------------
|Makeovers: Russell |
 -------------------

"Russell needs your help. Maybe this is the way to bury the hatchet with him. 
 As a button appears, hit it before it goes away. Make less than 5 mistakes to 
 win."

Correct buttons!

After you finish this side quest, he will be standing outside your room, and
selling some items which you will need in order to get 100%.



==============================
[SWE] Sweetwater Side Quest
==============================

 -----------------------------
|Pimpin dem hos: Extra Credit |
 -----------------------------

Find Sweetwater at the Crappy Streets. He needs you to find 12 ladies to come
and work for him. Run around looking for these ladies, you need to keep coming
back to Sweetwater to get the hat symbol above your head. You can only talk
to the ladies when you have that symbol.

"Get the good word from Sweetwater, then mack you bitch with X. If'n you be too
 tardy in yo mackin', the bitch get all up at you. Get Sweetwater 12 new hos to
 win."



==============================
[POR] Porn Faerie Side Quest
==============================

There's a picture by the peep hole near the sorority wall. Press X at the 
picture and the you'll get a visit from the Porn Faerie. You have to find the
Porn Fairy at this location before the other locations open up.

There's another picture in the Main Hall (the place where you climb escape
from your room after certain games)

Look on the floor in the dance club's VIP room, near where Nigel is standing.
- 5 secret tokens

? Room upstairs in sorority house - 15 secret tokens

Near staircase of hotel (crappy streets) - Judd Nelsons phone number

Magazine rack on right of library - Wings of Hermes

Painting upstairs in art gallery - 20 secret tokens

Back alley in crappy streets - Rick Allen's arm

Art classroom near sketch board - money

Nice streets near Koko & railroad - 10 secret tokens


===============================================================================
[ITE] Items
===============================================================================

Here is the list of items which you have to buy, and the places you can find
them from. These items are a necessity if you want to obtain 100%. If I say
that Nigel can be found at the art gallery, he's either on the right hand side
of the art gallery, or inside the art gallery near the art classroom.


Rear light near Swingles stage
- Super Camera Lens


Nigel (at the library)
- Bonus Art 1		
- Loading Screens 1
- Strip Sally Mae	
- Nude Sally Mae
- Nude Ione


Librarian (at the library)
- Bar Diploma 
- Geek Outfit 
- Bow Tie 
- Calculator Watch
- Pocket Protector
- Thick Glasses


Vending Machine (library)
- Springy Shoes		
- Gauntlets		


Vending Machine (dorm)
- Dance Album		


Ione and Luba's Room
- Nail Clippers


Vending Machine (Nice Streets)
- Make Up Kit		
- Prep Outfit		
- Shoulder Sweater	
- Beeper			
- Expensive Watch		
- Visor			


Nigel (side of art gallery)
- Bonus Art 2		
- Loading Screens 2	
- Naughty 1		
- Nude Zanna
- Nude Harriet


Guy outside frat house
- Tube of Lotion	
- Snazzy Suit		
- Formal Tie		
- Fake Carnation	
- Fake Mustache		
- Snazzy Hat	

	
Vending Machine (crappy streets)
- Invisible Box
- Cool Outfit	
- Bitchin' Gloves	
- Pocket Chain		
- Handlebar Heaven
- Studly Hat		


Nigel (crappy streets)
- Bonus Art 3		
- Loading Screens 3
- Naughty 2	
- Strip Bilzabra
- Nude Bilzabra	
- Nude Beatrice	
- Nude Charlotte	


Plaid Mart  
- Baby Oil	
- Squirt Gun		
- Spanking Paddle


Frat
- Canadian Quarter 


Porn Fairy (Library Magazine Rack)
- Wings of Hermes


Porn Fairy (back alley in the crappy streets)
- Def Leppard arm


Nigel (nice streets)
- Strip Luba		
- Strip Luba 2	
- Nude Luba	


Spartacus
- Acting Video		
- Twiggy Plus Doll


Nigel (art gallery)
- Bonus Art 4	
- Loading Screens 4
- Naughty 3	


Russell (outside Larry's room)
- Bonus art 6	
- Nude others	
- view others	


Don Doken (Lefty's Too)
- Mini paint roller


Nigel (VIP dance room)
- Loading Screens 5	
- Bonus Art 5		
- Naughty 4	
- Strip Suzi		
- Strip Suzi 2	
- Nude Suzi	
- Strip Barbara Jo
- Nude Barbara Jo	
- Strip Morgan	
- Nude Morgan	


Nigel - inside art gallery
- Nude Tilly
- Nude Koko		
- Nude Lesbian Ione	


Uncle Larry (Lefty's Too)
- Everybody Naked (only available after end of game)


Porn Fairy on Main Campus (only available after end of game)
- Naughty 5
- Naughty 6		
- Bonus Art 7		
- End With Love		
- End With Pain	
- End with Boobies


===============================================================================
[MON] Money & Secret Tokens
===============================================================================

During the whole game, constantly activate (press X) as many objects as you 
can. The reason for this is that many objects contain hidden items such as
secret tokens or money, which can be used to buy other things. Here is the list
that I have found so far.

 -----------
|Dorm Halls |
 -----------

Werewolf Repellent - 1 dollar
Fire Extinguisher - 1 secret token
Anal plugs - 1 dollar 
The Zieglers - 5 dollars
Crime Scene - 10 secret tokens
Microwave - 1 secret token
Front Desk - 3 Secret Tokens 
Billboard downstairs - 1 dollar


 ------------
|Main Campus |
 ------------

Swingles Van - 5 secret tokens
Billboard near alpha bull - 3 secret tokens
Alpha bull - 9 secret tokens
Plant on right of library door - 3 secret tokens
Nature (tree near alpha bull)- 3 dollars
Nature (tree near girl with speaker) - 1 dollar


 --------
|Library |
 --------

2nd book shelf on left of library door - 3 dollars
Mural (upstairs) - 5 secret tokens
Book cart - 3 tokens
Corner book shelf on right of library - 3 secret tokens
Computers - 3 dollars, 1 secret token
Book shelf near stripper - 3 dollars
Book shelf near teaching assistant - 3 secret tokens


 -----------
|Greek Quad |
 -----------

Bush (near fountain) - 3 dollars
Bukkakas fountain - 9 secret tokens
Bush near main campus entrance - 3 dollars
Recliner on frat porch - 3 secret tokens
Watering can on sorority porch - 3 secret tokens


 ------------
|Ione's Room |
 ------------

Drawer - 1 secret token
Closet - 2 secret tokens
Karl ione's room 3 secret tokens
teddy bear 1 secret token
unicorn poster 3 secret tokens


 -------------
|Nice Streets |
 -------------

Palm Tree - 3 secret tokens
Walnut Log Comm. College (between 2 main gates) 3 tokens
Second palm tree - 3 secret tokens
Bush (near mime) - 2 dollars
Bush near railroad crossing - 2 dollars
Merkin Creations - 5 secret tokens
Bum Cakes - 5 secret tokens
Road Construction - 8 secret tokens


 -----------
|Dance Club |
 -----------

ATM - 1 secret token
Modern art (upstairs near Suzi) - 3 secret tokens
More modern art	- 3 secret tokens
Dance Floor - 5 secret tokens
Stool near door - 4 secret tokens


 ---------------
|Sorority House |
 ---------------

Hazing feather - 3 secret tokens
Decorative plant - 1 dollar
Quality chair - 5 dollars
Sorority Seal - 3 secret tokens
cat (near sorority seal) - 3 secret tokens
LaToya's Room - 1 secret token
one of the emergency tampon dispensers - 3 secret tokens


 ---------------
|Crappy Streets |
 ---------------

Schwanzstucker Adult Toy Factury - 10 dollars
Hotel Door upstairs - 3 secret tokens
Hotel Door downstairs - 3 dollars
Street Lamp near Lefty's Too - 1 dollar
Close encounter of the behind - 3 secret tokens
Velvet Illusions - 2 dollars
Terms on En-Rear-Ment - 3 secret tokens
Fanny Funbags (near Fat Sam's Titty City)- 1 dollar
Double Barrel Dolly - 3 secret tokens
Road Construction - 3 secret tokens


 -----------
|Frat House |
 -----------

Shriner Bear Rug - 3 secret tokens
Old Couch - 1 dollar
Trash Bags - 1 dollar
Kegs - 5 secret tokens
Kegs - 1 dollar
Drunk Guy - 1 secret token
Door on right - 1 dollar
Ajar door - 3 secret tokens


 -----------
|Plaid Mart |
 -----------

ATM - 3 secret tokens
Snack shafts - 3 secret tokens
Soda Machine - 2 dollars
Gloppie Machine - 3 secret tokens
Hairy Humpers - 1 secret token
Cockless - 2 dollars
Homey Beef - 2 dollars
Family Planning - 2 dollars
Fireworks - 3 secret tokens
Wrestling Memorabilia - 3 secret tokens


 --------
|Gay Bar |
 --------

Hand Dryer - 3 secret tokens
Left Urinal - 3 secret tokens
Left Toilet - 3 dollars
Condom machine - 3 dollars
Mural - 3 secret tokens
The Closet - 3 secret tokens
Podium - 3 secret tokens


 ------------
|Art Gallery |
 ------------

Cookies - 1 secret token
Painting near tree - 1 secret token
Painting - 1 dollar
Painting near annoying guy - 1 dollar
Curators - 3 secret tokens
Potted plant - 3 secret tokens
Bulletin board near art classroom - 3 secret tokens


 --------------
|Art classroom |
 --------------

David - 3 secret tokens
Butcher's paper - 1 dollar
Great artists of the 20th century - 1 secret token
Fan - 1 dollar
Sketches - 1 secret token
Discarded strap-on - 5 secret tokens
Trash can - 1 dollar


 ---------------
|Tilly's Office |
 ---------------

Trophy Case - 1 secret token
Drawer filled with cash - 10 dollars
Victrola - 3 secret tokens
Breakfast Tray - 1 secret token
Vicious Piranha - 20 secret tokens


 ----
|Lab |
 ----

Bulletin Board - 1 secret Token
Penises of the Animal Kingdom - 3 secret tokens
Test tubes - 5 secret tokens
Computer - 1 secret token
Sink - 5 dollars


 ------------
|Lefty's too |
 ------------

Red light classified - 1 dollar
Toilet - 5 secret tokens
Cloth towel dispenser - 1 dollar
Moose head - 1 dollar
Door - 5 secret tokens


 ---------------------
|Fat sam's Titty City |
 ---------------------

Cocoa Nuts - 1 secret token
Double Barrel Dolly - 1 secret token
Maria Maracas - 1 secret token
Fanny Funbags - 1 secret token
Champagne room on left - 5 dollars
Champagne room on left (near college guy) - 5 secret tokens
Peanut barrel on left of stage - 3 secret tokens
Catwalk - 20 dollars
Peanut barrel near right staircase - 5 dollars
Fat Sam's gold record (go up right staircase) on top floor - 3 secret tokens
Door (right staircase) 5 dollars
Fat Sam's gold record (go up left staircase) on top floor - 3 secret tokens


 ---------------
|VIP Dance Club |
 ---------------

Marty Party - 3 secret tokens
Ash Tray - 3 secret tokens
Loaded Dice Whiskey - 1 dollar
Stage with Spanking Cross - 3 secret tokens



===============================================================================
[PHO] Photo Taking
===============================================================================

In most places, you can take photos of people, or your surroundings and sell
them to different photo evaluators. These photo evaluators charge you 6 dollars
each time you show them pictures, but you can earn much more than that if your
pictures are good. Make sure you have 6 photos each time you show them to the
photo evaluators, otherwise it's wasting your money. Here are some of the 
places you can find the photo evaluators, as well as the pictures that will 
earn you big bucks!

Note: Use your Super Lens Camera and stand as far away from the subjects as 
      possible. If they notice you taking pictures of them, they will get 
      angry and your score will be lower.

 -----------
|Greek Quad |
 -----------

Take photos of the cheerleaders and sell to the college guy standing in front 
of the sorority.


 ---------------
|Crappy Streets |
 ---------------

Take photos of the broke-ass ho walking up and down in front of the plaid 
mart and sell them to Sweetwater who is standing near the hotel.


 ----------
|Spartacus |
 ----------

Take photos of Helmut and sell them to the gay photo evaluator.


 ------------
|Art gallery |
 ------------

The photo evaultaor is annoying guy.


 -----------
|Dance Club |
 -----------

Sell your photos to the coat check.


===============================================================================
[CR] Credits
===============================================================================

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