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Jellyjiggler's "Greeting Card e-mail FAQ" 

ALREADY 9?% DONE. version .96
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version .96_Fixed some typos & space errors, completed
Silabus' Motto chain and Gaspard's How are you? chain,
added a little more to CWID.
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"insert cool opening graphic cause I'm not making one." quote by me
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Copyright 2006 Jellyjiggler but mostly Bandai and CC2

"Greeting Card e-mail FAQ" by Jellyjiggler
        gugreetingcard@yahoo.com

TABLE OF CONTENTS

1. BASICS
2. FORMAT
3. ORDER OF CHARACTERS
4. QUICK E-MAILS (NO MESSAGE JUST TITLE)
5. FULL E-MAILS  (FULL MESSAGE)
6. Credit Where It Is Due
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1. BASICS
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YOU ONLY GET
6 Hello!/Greeting Cards
3 Food Cards
3 Motto Cards
3 How are you? Cards
1 Flower Gift Card

I did this with multiple saves, all the same game.
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2. FORMAT
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Here's the format it's really simple cause
I'm really lazy.
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< CHARACTER NAME >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Character:___________

Greeting Card sent:________

Re: Reply recieved
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1:

Haseo's possible reply#1Message

HPR2:

Haseo's possible reply#2Message
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HPR1 Re:ply sent

Message recieved
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HPR2 Re:ply sent

Message recieved
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repeat
<<<<<<end of chain>>>>>>. or <<<<<<end>>>>>>>
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next card
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next Character and repeat

Well got it? just keep on reading

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3. ORDER OF CHARACTERS
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Piros the 3rd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
   1ST BECAUSE Piros IS TIGHT LIKE THAT
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Silabus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Gaspard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Kuhn >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Pi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Atoli >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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4. QUICK E-MAILS
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M.I.A. 4 now,  just read below theres no spoilers with the games story.
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5. FULL E-MAILS
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Piros the 3rd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Character: Piros the 3rd

Greeting Card sent: Greeting Card

Re:
And greetings to you, on the basis of our being
like minded friends!

May the stars shine upon you until the end of your
journey!
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Character: Piros the 3rd

Greeting Card sent : Motto

Re: 
"Those without dreams are without ideals.
Those without ideals are without faith.
Those without faith are without a plan.
Those without a plan are without practice.
Those without practice are without results.
Those without results are without happiness.
Therefore, those who wish for happiness must have a dream."

That is why dreams are important as the entire universe!
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<<<<<<end>>>>>>>
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Character: Piros the 3rd

Greeting Card sent : Food

Re:
Mexican tacos flavor! Incidentally,
my hair style is NOT a frizzy perm!
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Character: Piros the 3rd

Greeting Card sent : How are you?

Re:
Doing so well as to monopolize my beloved wife entirely!

At least, my one-year-old son is.
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Character: Piros the 3rd

Greeting Card sent : Flower Gift Card

Re:
Hmmm? What is that flowers mean for yourself?!
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Love?

Proof of one's love...or something like that.
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HPR2: Pretty

Something pretty, I guess.
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HPR1 Re: Love?

That which is sustained by water, earth, air,
and above all, love...Flowers! I see it now!

Haseo! I the proud Silver Piros the 3rd, accept
your affections directly into my heart!
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HPR2 Re: Pretty


That which is strong is at once also beautiful! It's just as
true backwards as it is forwards!

Haseo! I the proud Silver Piros the 3rd, accept
your affections directly into my heart!
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Uh...HPR2: Pretty Passionate

I don't really know  what you're talking about.
but I guessed you liked it?
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HPR2: Pretty Passionate

I don't really know  what you're talking about. You're as
passionate as ever.
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HPR1 re: Uh...

It was not the rare card. No, it was you Haseo, who
sent it. I feel the burning passion in your heart!
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HPR2 re: Pretty Passionate

Ramen which has gotten cold is no good!
Tea which has gotten cold is no good!
And heating up a dinner that has gotten cold in the
microwave and eating by yourself after a long day
of putting in overtime is worst!

Two peoples' bond is proportionate to the level of
their temperature!
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Huh

You know, I really don't dislike that part of you.
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HPR2: What are you?

So anyway... just what are you?
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HPR1 Re: Huh

Ah, he of fair eyes and good heart! May the stars shine
upon you until the end of your journey!
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HPR2 Re: What are you?

I'm Piros the 3rd! No more, no less.
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Silabus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Character: Silabus

Greeting Card sent: Greeting Card

Re:
Thanks for the greeting card! It made me feel like you
recognized me as a friend.

Thank you again, and I'm looking foRward to our continued
adventures!
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Character: Silabus

Greeting Card sent: Food

Re:
Between Japanese food and Western food. I'd have to say
I prefer Japanese. I love sashimi and grilled fish.
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Character: Silabus

Greeting Card sent: How are you?

Re:
Thanks for the greeting card! I need to do something healthy, so
I've taken up jogging. I tire really easily, though. :/
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Jogging

Where do you run?
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HPR2: Think you can keep it up?

Jogging, huh? Think you can keep it up?
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HPR1 Re: Jogging

It's a course that takes me along a local river to a
nearby park There's a line of cherry blossom trees
along the way. I bet they get really pretty during
springtime.

I'd say I usually run about 2 miles at a pace so slow,
even my grandmother would pass me.

And of course I never forget take along my M2D,
and "The World." LOL
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HPR2 Re: Think you can keep it up?

Yeah, since I run pretty slowly.

And of course I never forget take along my M2D,
and "The World." LOL
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: "The World"

You really are into "The World."
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HPR2: Online Junkie

You use your portable to play "The World" outside? You
must be one of those online junkies.
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HPR1 Re: "The World"

It's pretty much a regular part of my life now. It's
tough  to manage my time. Usually it's my sleep that
ends up taking the biggest hit. But I can't stop
playing "The World," even if everyone thinks I'm an
online junkie!
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HPR2 Re: Online Junkie

So you've seen those news reports too. I wonder why I
always seem to relax whenever the media starts talking
about things I like that. I guess it's because it lets me
know that I'm not only one.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Canard

Wow, you're really passionate about Canard. I don't know
whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
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HPR2: Turn back now

The next time you're in the city, take a good look
at the people playing "The World" on their portables.
They look really stupid. LOL Think hard about what
you're doing.
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HPR1 Re:  Canard

Believe me, I know  what you mean , but right now, my work
in Canard is what's most meaningful for me. It taught me
that responsibility isn't  something thrust upon you, but
something that you take on for yourself.

I want to be serious about my activities in Canard for the
people who need me and for me as well. 
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HPR2 Re: Turn back now

You're right. I'll cut down on it so it doesn't affect my
schoolwork. Thanks for the advice!
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Character: Silabus

Greeting Card sent: Motto

Re:
I guess it would have to be the words I wrote in my
yearbook:"Apply oneself"

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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: That's so you

"Apply oneself." That's so you.

HPR2: Serious

"Apply oneself." I guess you take life seriously.
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HPR1 Re: That's so you

You think? It just means that it would be great if
people could get along well and have fun. You know, to
encourage your companions and together become better
people.

Anyway, it's all much easier said than done.
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HPR2 Re: Serious

You're not the first one to tell me that, But I never
really cared for that image.

Anyway, it's all much easier said than done.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Canard

Well, you're applying yourself in Canard, right?
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HPR2: Act

There's no point in just thinking things over unless you act upon it.
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HPR1 Re: Canard

That's because  everyone's so nice to me. There really
are lots of nice people online. You can do things that
would embarRass you in real life like they're nothing.

Lately I've been volunteering in real life too. I think
Canard's had a real influence on me!
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HPR2 Re: Act

I guess it's important to think things through, but there's
lots of things that can't be conveyed unless you act.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Volunteer

What kind of volunteer work did you do?

HPR2: Impressive

That's impressive.
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HPR1 Re: Volunteer

Well, do you remember the tanker that had an accident
and spilled a lot of crude oil nearby? I helped clean up
the oil flowed down the shore. I didn't realize
how hard it was until I actually tried it.

I want to be someone who can do things when things
need to be done.
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HPR2 Re: Impressive

Thanks, but I'm not doing these things so I can get
compliments. You should people in need.

I just want to be, you know, true to my feelings. I'm
not quite sure how to put, but volunteering is
something I do for myself as well as for others.
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Character: Silabus

Greeting Card sent : Flower Gift Card

Re:
Thanks for the greeting card! This is the first time
I've ever seen a flower gift card! Those are supposed
to be really rare, right? Are you sure you made the
right choice sending it to me?
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Rare?

Are they really that rare? I didn't really know.
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HPR2: Apreciation

Well you're always helping me out. I figured you would
be happy to receive a card like this.
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HPR1 Re: Rare?

I knew it. You didn't know what they're really worth. LOL
Unfortunately, you can't get greeting cards back once
they've been sent. I should've told you. Sorry.

For future reference,  cards that have the word "gift"
in their name are rare. You might want to give some
thought on who to send the next one to.

Anyway, I like flowers. They're really relaxing.
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HPR2 Re: Apreciation

Wow, thank you! Oh it might be best not to tell Gaspard.
He's really into collecting cards. :)

You probably already know this, but cards that have 
the word "gift" in their name are rare. You might want
to give some thought on who to send the next one to.

Anyway, I like flowers. They're really relaxing.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Flowers

Do you like flowers?
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HPR2: Relaxing

What kind of times do you find  relaxing?
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HPR1 Re: Flowers

We had a small herb garden at my family's house. My
mom was always big on gardening.

In the previous version of "The World," I heard there
was a flower-viewing event you could take part in. I don't
know the details, but it seems like there was a time
when they made up a special area, complete with gag
items like "sake" and "snacks." LOL

This version of "The World" has a kind of tough, no-
nonsense design to it, but I think something like what
they did would be really fun.
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HPR2 Re:  Relaxing

I guess when I'm connected to "The World." LOL

No matter how dirty or messy my room might be, once
you put onn the headset you're in a whole different
universe. LOL I f my mom ever saw me playing, she'd
probably really get worried about my future.

In the previous version of "The World," I heard there
was a flower-viewing event you could take part in. I don't
know the details, but it seems like there was a time
when they made up a special area, complete with gag
items like "sake" and "snacks." LOL

This version of "The World" has a kind of tough, no-
nonsense design to it, but I think something like what
they did would be really fun.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Live Alone

You're family's house? Does that mean you live on your
own?
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HPR2: Flower viewing

Did you go to the flower viewing this year?
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HPR1 Re: Live Alone

Yup I go to a university in Miyagi. Sendai's a great 
place to live.
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HPR2 Re: Flower viewing

Yup, I went as part of a college party for new students.
It was amazing, in lots of ways.
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Gaspard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Character: Gaspard

Greeting Card sent : Greeting Card

Yay, you gave me a card! There are few tiny things as
happy as getting a card! :D

Let me tell you this in return! Greeting cards that
have the word "Gift" in their name are very rare.
If you ever find one, you should think carefully consider
who you send it to!
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Character: Gaspard

Greeting Card sent : Motto

Re:
Thanks for the greeting card!

My motto...hmmm. Boy, that's a tough one. LOL I
do have this one saying I like, "Pennies from heaven"!
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Character: Gaspard

Greeting Card sent: How are you?

Re:
Thanks for the greeting card! If your give someone a
greeting card, that means  you're a good person! LOL

Today I got a hidden  "Werewolf  Tribe" card when I bought
a pack of  "The World" gummies! It's a rare class that was 
only introduced during the final days of the previous
version of "The World." It was the last card I needed to
complete my collection of all 31 job classes!
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Werewolf

Werewolf? I didn't know there was s class like that.
What were the characteristics?
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HPR2: Gummies

All 31 classes? Just how many packs of gummies
did you eat? LOL
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HPR1 Re: Werewolf

I've only read about it online, but it looks like they
were able to transform between a wolf and a beast
race. As for their characteristics, I think it kind of
resembled your Adept Rogue in it's ability to switch
its weapon.

I'm so happy I got the Werewolf card right now. My
character is a  beast race , so I wish I could transform
like that. LOL
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HPR2 Re: Gummies

Believe me, I was tough putting them away. The third
gummy series they're putting out are now flavored like
a plum, which I really don't like. :(

But starting next month, the 4th, the cola flavored
series is coming out! I'm gonna have no problem getting
all the cards from those! :d---

I'm so happy I got the Werewolf card right now. My
character is a  beast race , so I wish I could transform
like that. LOL
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Transformation

Transform? You do know your character looks more
like a pig or a boar, rather than a wolf, right? LOL
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HPR2: Hm...

Gummy bonus cards? Maybe I'll try collecting them too.
Yeah right. LOL
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HPR1 Re: Transformation

Aw, why do have to so mean Haseo! :/ If my
character could transform, I'm sure it'd be as cool as
anyone else!

I wish I had more cards.
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HPR2 Re: Hm...

You're interested in premiums, too? If you want, we can 
trade cards to collect more. It's a lot easier to fill the
gaps in your collection when  you can trade with someone 
else's gaps! It  doesn't cost much to send them by mail.
LOL
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: What do you do with it?

What do you do with all the cards after you collect
them?
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HPR2: Collecting

Collecting stuff is fun. Getting a full complete set
is every guys dream.
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HPR1 Re: What do you do with it?

Ooh, that's the forbidden question to ask a collector. LOL
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HPR2 Re: Collecting

Exactly! It's so much fun to collect things! Some people
just like to buy the complete set on auction sites, but I
prefer to collect them one buy one. There's nothing better
than finding a missing card to fill in a hole in your
collection!
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Character: Gaspard

Greeting Card sent :  Food

Re:
Thanks for the greeting card! My favorite food...I have
so many, it's hard to choose! :D

I guess hamburger and coke on my way home from cram
school is the best though :d--

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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Cram School

So you go to cram school? What subjects are you studying?

HPR2: Junk Food

Junk food's bad for you. It'll make you fat.
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HPR1 Re: Cram School

English and math. Ever since junior high,
there are tons of tests and it's more difficult to study. :(

I always loved art classes in grade school. I would make
my own original card games. It's my dream to someday
become a card game designer and illustrator!

My mom's just started me on a diet. So now I'm always
hungry, because she doesn't give me a lot to eat :(
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HPR2 Re: Junk Food

Urk!

My mom's just started me on a diet. So now I'm always
hungry, because she doesn't give me a lot to eat :(
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Good Luck

Sorry for sending you that card while your on a diet.
Good Luck!

HPR2: No Girls

Girls don't go for fatties. LOL
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HPR1 Re: Good Luck

Don't worry about it. I'm so glad you were sent me a card
since I love collecting cards! I spend most of my allowance
on them. My mom keeps telling me grow out of them though.

Since I don't want to become a
sumo wrestler, I'll do my best with
my diet!
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HPR2 Re: No Girls

Waaah. Haseo's picking on meee. :/
Are you good looking in real life?
That must be nice.

Since I don't want to become a
sumo wrestler, I'll do my best with
my diet!!
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Sumo Wrestler

A sumo wrestler?

HPR2: Sports

Don't you play any sports? You should exercise and lose some weight.
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HPR1 Re: Sumo Wrestler

When I was little, they made me enter a junior
sumo league just because I was fat.
it's discrimination!:(

I was so embarrassed to be half naked, But
someone who ran a sumo group talked me
into training where he does!
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HPR2 Re: Sports

I'm not too good with sports. If only you could lose weight
fighting battles online. LOL
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Character: Gaspard

Greeting Card sent : Flower Gift Card

Re:
Whoooooooooooaaaaa! Where did you get a "Flower Gift"
greeting card?!

This card is famous among card collectors for being
really difficult to get.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Really?

They're that rare? I didnt know that.
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HPR2: To Gaspard

I thought you would enjoy it more like anyone else.
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HPR1 Re: Really?

You're so amazing Haseo! This is a huge find! :D
I'm gonna treasure it forever!
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HPR2 Re: To Gaspard

Thank you so much, Haseo! I always wanted one of these.
I'm gonna treasure it forever!
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Greeting Card

Can you tell me about rare greeting cards?
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HPR2: Treasure

What do you  treasure the most?
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HPR1 Re: Greeting Card

All cards that end with the word "gift" in them are
rare! In fact they're so rare that it's entirely possible
you could go forever and not see one, depending on your

There are rumors that there are some extremely rare
cards that will change your entire life. As far as I know,
no collectors have managed to find any cards like that
though.

On a different subject, I hope "Crimson VS" starts up 
again soon!
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HPR2 Re: Treasure

Cards, of course! In real life, I've got several complete
collections of "The World" trading cards and special
bonus cards!

I also play Crimson VS and collect them, too.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Crimson VS

What's Crimson VS?
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HPR2: So you like cards

You really do love cards. you?
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HPR1 Re: Crimson VS

Oh, you dont know? That's so you. You really weren't
interested in anything except PKKing, were you? LOL

Crimson VS is another online game managed by CC Corp.,
just like "The World." You share the same account as the
one you use for "The World" and you use cards found in
"The World" to make a deck and play.

But right now they're in the, middle of a looong upgrade
process, so no one can play. I wonder when they're going to 
open it back up, I just hope it DOES open back up someday. 
LOL
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HPR2 Re: So you like cards

I love them! I always get along with other
collectors. We always have something to talk about!

But if I don't score within the school's top 20 on my
grades, Mom won't let me buy any cards. She won't
allow me to play "The World" either. So, it's really
rough for me before exams. :(

I miss being in grade school.
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Kuhn >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Character: Kuhn
 
Greeting Card sent: Greeting Card

Re:
Thanks for the greeting card! There's nothing like a
single e-mail or single card to show you what someone
really thinks of you. In that sense , they do more to
touch one's heart, more valuable than any expensive
present Not!  

Thanks again!
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Character: Kuhn

Greeting Card sent : Motto

Re:
I guess haste it'd be "Haste makes waste. " LOL
Don't ask me why. ROTFL
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Character: Kuhn

Greeting Card sent: Food

Re:
Uh, thanks for the card, but why do you want to what
I eat? LOL

Never ask a single guy. You know what I'm talking about,
right?
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Just Reference

Just curious what it's like living by yourself. What do
you usually eat?
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HPR2: Blackmail

See if I can blackmail you later LOL
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HPR1 Re: Just Reference

Well I was working at the supermarket or fast food
joint they gave me food that expired.

Pi said you're still in high school. I'll give you some tips
on getting good jobs once you go out on your own. I've 
done lots of jobs :)
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HPR2 Re: Blackmail

Blackmail, huh?

The hardest part about living by yourself is when you
get sick. It's not pretty when you're down with a cold.
I can even fall in love with nice little old ladies at 
the drug store.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Work

So what do you do right now?

HPR2: Single

You're single? Okay.
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HPR1 Re:  Work

Right now I work part-time at an arcade.
And I also work part-time for G.U...man I suck.
Oh don't say that to Pi.)

And I get some take-out again tonight
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HPR2 Re: Single

What do you mean "Okay"? LOL

Do I look married to you?

I'm not that old (well  these days people think
you're old even if you're is in their twenties.)

And a take-out dinner is waiting for me tonight.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Girlfriend

Don't you have a girlfriend?

HPR2: Pi

What about Pi? You look like you two would get along
well. LOL
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HPR1 Re: Girlfriend

Not right now I don't. There were lots of girls that
I wouldn't have minded, but things always get ugly
and blow up on me. it was partially my fault for
not being clearer. I could never figure out where
the line between friend and a lover was you know?

I get lots of calls from friend who are girls. Usually
they want me to come to even the numbers or talk
about their problems with work or relationships.
Sometimes thet must they just want me to hel them with
moving, or do stuff for them.

...Geez, I feel so used. ROTFL

The only time I had someone I could call a real 
girlfriend was during high school. Never forget
your real life.
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HPR2 Re: Pi

Oh man I just had the scariest vision of ...uh never mind.
ROTFL

Pi's a CC Corp. employee remember? She doesn't have
time for some lowly worker monkey like me.
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Character: Kuhn
 
Greeting Card sent: How are you

Re:
Actually, I just asked out a girl I had my eye on.
And she shot me down without any hesitation! :(
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Why?

Sounds like it hurt. lol Why did she reject you?
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HPR2: Online?

So you're picking up girls in "The World"?
Man, you're pathetic.
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HPR1 Re: Why?

Basically she said. "You don't want me. You just want 
a girlfriend." She knows I have a lot of female friends.
Maybe that's why I'm so easily misunderstood.

Not only do I keep getting turned down in real life, but
I've been on a streak of getting dumped online, too.
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HPR2: Online?

I'm not picking them up. I  just want to be friends with
them. Though it takes a hell of a lot of effort to talk to
girls online. I mean  you only talk through e-mails and
chat.

So things that can easily be avoided in the real world
get tangled up when it's online. God, I hate it.

Not only do I keep getting turned down in real life, but
I've been on a streak of getting dumped online, too.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Your Fault

So you're two-timing your online girls with your offline
girls? Well no wonder. LOL
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HPR2: Respect

Whatever else I may think of you, Kuhn. I have to 
respect your sheer vitality when it comes to that stuff.
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HPR1 Re: Your Fault

I can make many love flowers bloom, but I can't seem to
grab hold of a single love fruit...okay, don't hit me.

I think it went all downhill when my girlfriend dumped me
back in high school.
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HPR2 Re: Respect

Well life is better when you're having fun. You've always
got to try hard to accomplish that.

I think it went all downhill when my girlfriend dumped me
back in high school.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Your high school girlfriend

What was your high school girlfriend like?
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HPR2: No Principle

It's because you've got no principle. You may think that
you're being clear about who you're intersted in and who
you're just friendly, but the way I see it, your just
another jock. LOL
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HPR1 Re: Your high school girlfriend

She was a great girl with well-kept eyebrows.
She was kind of uptight. Now that I look back,
It's pretty obvious why she dumped me, since
I was still just a kid back then.

Now, I know I can be a little nicer to her, but of
course it's too late now.
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HPR2 Re: No Principle

It's not what I think. It's how thr other person feels.
Man am I gonna be like this the rest of my life. LOL
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Character: Kuhn

Greeting Card sent : Flower Gift Card

Re:
Thanks for the greeting card, but come on, flowers?!
Why me? LOL

Weren't cards with the word "gift" in their name supposed
to be really rare ?
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Well...

I think maybe...I'm, in love with you 
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HPR2: Don't read to much

Don't bother reading too much into it. LOL
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HPR1 Re: Well...

Hahahaha. LOL. So even you joke around like this
sometimes. I'm kind of surprised. I guess you can learn
things about someone through e-mail you jus can't
learn anywhere else.

 You know, if I recieved flowers by a guy in real life,
I'd be running away like crazy, but online I guess it
doesn't bother me.

Anyway,  thanks
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HPR2 Re: Don't read to much

Well geez, how am I suppose to NOT read to much
into it now? :)

You know, if I received flowers by a guy in real life,
I'd be running away like crazy, but online I guess it
doesn't bother me.

Anyway,  thanks
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Thanks

No, thank you I really am grateful to you.
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HPR2: Unlucky

I'm just lending a loving hand to poor , unlucky Kuhn.
It is "Help out Kuhn " week, after all. LOL
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HPR1 Re: Thanks

You know, the word "thank you" is a nice word. I want to
be able to say that in the real world.

I think the only time I received flowers  in real  life was
when I was in the hospital.
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HPR2 Re: Unlucky

Thank you...wait what kind of week is that?
LOL

I think the only time I received flowers  in real  life was
when I was in the hospital.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Flowers

Have you ever sent flowers  to anyone?
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HPR2: Hospitalized

What were you in the hospital?
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HPR1 Re: Flowers

I'm not the type of guy to send flowers.
I'm more into giving my heart to a girl and
make flowers bloom in her heart. LOL
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HPR2 Re: Hospitalized

It was a couple years ago. Your perspective on life
really changes when you face death.
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Pi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Character: Pi

Greeting Card sent : Greeting Card

Re:
I'm not doing this for fun. I don't need something 
like this.

But I was impressed by your unexpected show of
etiquette. You get high marks for this at least.
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Character: Pi

Greeting Card sent : How are you?

Re:
You're asking how I am?

You should be worrying about your own health.
If you get sick it's going to affect G.U.
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Character: Pi

Greeting Card sent : Motto

Re:
"Walls have ears."
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Secret

You mean the more you want to keep something secret,
the easier it is to be found out? I don't think that's
the same thing as a motto.
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HPR2: Hiding

Are you hiding something from me?
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HPR1 Re: Secret

I guess it's more like don't be so careless to let slip
what you're really thinking. E-mails are logged, and
you never know who might have access to those logs
online.

I don't want to leave my thoughts or feelings in e-mail.
It hurts to re-read them.
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HPR2 Re: Hiding

Of course, It's not the time for you to know what they are.

I wonder if  the time will come when I tell them all?

It all depends on you. And they're not the kind of things
that should be conveyed by e-mail.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: So...

Even though you're investigating everything about me?
Isn't that unfair?
-----
HPR2: ...

Well, it's not like you know all there is to know about me.
About Haseo.
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HPR1 Re: So...

You and I are not on equal footing.

If you think it's unfair, I'll tell you a little bit about
myself. What would you like to know? My hobbies?
-----
HPR2 Re: ...

That's true. It's not like I know you inside out. After
all, your emotions jump around so much that I frequently
find you incomprehensible.

If you think it's unfair, I'll tell you a little bit about
myself. What would you like to know? My hobbies?
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: No

I don't care about your hobbies.
-----
HPR2: Hobbies

Okay, what are your hobbies?
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HPR1 Re: No

God, your such a brat. Fine, be that way. But let ne tell
you one thing. In the real world, most things won't go
your way. People that can't compromise with the rest of
the world will only suffer and get hurt. Remember that.

Not that I'm qualified to tell you anything.
-----
HPR2 Re: Hobbies

Driving around in my car. I haven't been able to go out
much though. I drive a red convertible. If course, the only
gentlemen who rides in my car is my cat.
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Character: Pi

Greeting Card sent : Food

Re:
And just why do you want to know about my dining
preferences?

I guess I go out for most of my meals. There are lots
of great places to eat around where UI work. They've
got everything from Italian, French, Chinese, and
Japanese. Of course, they're all a bit expensive, but
what can you do.

It's not like I have anything else to spend my money
on. I cycle through my business suits, so I don't need
to replace them much. And there's no point in buying
cute casual clothes, because I rarely get a chance to
to wear them. And honestly, I could really care less
about brand names and the latest fashion.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Your Age

You're not getting any younger. If you don't start eating
better, it's going to start to show. LOL
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HPR2: Workaholic

Yeah, I can totally fee you just slaving away. You busy every day?
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HPR1 Re: Your Age

You've got a lot of nerve saying that to a woman you don't
really know about. It's sad that you can  have only age
going for you.

If you're that concerned about me, could you try not being
so idiotic when I'm trying to teach you new things? That
would make my job easier.
-----
HPR2 Re: Workaholic

So you want to know what I eat? Well, I loved seafood, but
only if it tastes good.

On my days off, I'd make my way to the fish market, or
just drive to the ocean. It's just not the same unless
they're freshly caught. I'll  have you know I grew up in
a fishing village.

But, if you're that concerned about me, could you try not 
being so idiotic when I'm trying to teach you new things? 
That would make my job easier.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Do you cook?

Do you cook for yourself?
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HPR2: Yes Ma'am

Yes ma'am :D I'll be a good little  boy. LOL
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HPR1 Re: Do you cook?

I'm never home long enough to cook. I usually fall asleep
as soon as I get home. So my state of the art kitchen
is still spankin' new. And all I have in my fridge is beer
and ice. I also keep snacks around for when I drink.

About the only cooking I do at home is opening
cans of cat food for my cat.
-----
HPR2 Re: Yes Ma'am

Blech, that was not cute. I'll take my cat
over you anyday.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Your Cat

What's your cat's name?
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HPR2: Food you don't like.

So don't  you like to eat?
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HPR1 Re: Your Cat

He's an Abyssinian male and each of his eyes is a
different color. I bought him at the pet store on a
whim and raised him from a kitten.

I can't tell you his name since no one knows his
name except me.
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HPR2 Re: Food you don't like.

I can't stand the fish they sell at the supermarket.
It stinks.
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Character: Pi

Greeting Card sent : Flower Gift Card

Re:
To be honest, your behavior is constantly
bewildering me.

Why on earth would you send me flowers?
Is this some kind of joke?
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Beloved Pi

To my beloved Pi. Love, Haseo. LOL
-----
HPR2: Was it weird?

Was it that weird for me to send you flowers?
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HPR1 Re: Beloved Pi

I knew it. You're just baiting me. I should have
known better than to be impressed by you.

Seriously, a flower gift card. You should have
sent something like that to Atoli.
-----
HPR2 Re: Was it weird?

Think about how you've treated me. Still, I don't
mind accepting them as a token of your reform.
They weren't too bad, after all.

But seriously, a flower gift card. You should have
sent something like that to Atoli.
---------------
Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: For You

I wanted you to have them.
-----
HPR2: Flowers

You don't like flowers?
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HPR1 Re: For You

Well. aren't you cute. Are you having fun giving
me a hard time? It's so unfair. You're not nearly
this nice.

But don't go around hurting Atoli carelessly.
She's a lot more innocent than I am.
-----
HPR2 Re:  Flowers

I don't think there's a woman alive who doesn't like
getting flowers. If it wasn't the flowers that upset
her, then it must have been something else. Like
the one who sent them.
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: I'm Glad

I'm glad you accepted them.
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HPR2: Failed Attempt

I guess the flower gift failed.
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HPR1 Re: I'm Glad

I don't know what to say. You really are confusing.
I suppose I should say thanks.

I don't have very good memories when it comes to
flowers since the only time I buy them is when I go
to the cemetery.
-----
HPR2 Re: Failed Attempt

I don't have very good memories when it comes to
flowers since the only time I buy them is when I go
to the cemetery.
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Atoli >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Character: Atoli

Greeting Card sent : Greeting Card

Re:
Thank you for the greeting card! I feel like today is
going to be a great day! You've made me so happy!

You're always acting like real rough and tough 
character, but actually very polite and
well-mannered, aren't you?

I hope I see the kind Haseo when I'm around.
Let's form a party and go adventuring some time
soon! :)

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Character: Atoli

Greeting Card sent: How are you?

Re:
I'm doing fine, thanks! :)

Take care of yourself too, Haseo

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Character: Atoli

Greeting Card sent: Motto

Re:
"To love. To love is not to look at one another.
It is to look together, in the same direction."

I believe Antoine de Saint-Exupery said that. It's a
little different from a personal motto, but they're
words that remain in my heart even now.

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Ideals

You sound like a girl with high ideals.
In more way than one.
-----
HPR2: Together

Someone to look together, in the same direction with?
I guess that's one way to think about it.
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HPR1 Re: Ideals

I don't think that's the case. I just think everyone
just gives up on ideals too soon.

Do you have someone to look with you in the same 
direction?

Sincerely,
Atoli
-----
HPR2 Re: Together

The only people I have like that are in "The World."
You have someone like that, right?

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: ...Yeah

I think I've been trying to get back.
-----
HPR2: ...

...It's not something to tell others.
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HPR1 Re: ...Yeah

I see. Still, I'm just happy you opened up to me a bit. :)

If there's anything I can do to help, just let me know!
I want to do anything I can to help you.

Sincerely,
Atoli
-----
HPR2 Re: ...

You're right. I'm sorry. But if there's anything
I can do to help, just let me know!

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Thanks

Thanks for the offer.
-----
HPR2: Not your concern

Don't even get that good intentions turn bad if
you're too damn nosy into other peoples business?
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HPR1 Re: Thanks

There's no need to thank me. I want to get to
now you better. I want to look  with you in the same 
direction as you.

Sincerely,
Atoli
-----
HPR2 Re: Not your concern


I guess we keep getting angry at each other because
we're looking at each other. I wish to look   in the same 
direction as you.

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Character: Atoli

Greeting Card sent :  Food

Re:
I'm so happy you're interested in me, Haseo :)

My favorite food is...I guess it would be beef bowls. LOL

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Me Too

I like beef bowls too. I often stop by somewhere to eat
them on the way back to school.

HPR2: What?!

Beef bowls? LOL

Pick something more girly and cute next time. LOL
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HPR1 Re: Me Too

Oh, I always go to like Yoshidaya occasionally,
but most of he time I just make them at my home own my own
I like them to be sweeter those made in restaurants,
and this way I can also add in tofu and shirataki(potato
starch noodles)as I like.

Sincerely,
Atoli
-----
HPR2 Re: What?!

But they're so yummy! Besides, I make them myself,
you know. :)
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: You Cook?

So you cook for yourself? You've got it together more
than I thought.

HPR2: What else do you like?

Okay, enough about beef bowls. What else do you like?
-----
HPR1 Re: You Cook?

My parents both work, and they always come home
so I've gotten use to making dinner all by myself :(
It's kind of depressing going to all that trouble to cook
just for one person. I just wish  there was someone I
could make extra for.

By the way Haseo, do you prefer Western-style
breakfasts or Japanese-style breakfasts?

Sincerely,
Atoli
-----
HPR2 Re: What else do you like?

I have lots of things I don't like. I'm terribly picky. I
can't stand most vegetables (the onions in beef bowls
are an exception) I get goose bumps just thinking
about celery, or peppers, or peas.

By the way Haseo, do you prefer Western-style
breakfasts or Japanese-style breakfasts?

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Japanese

I always have miso soup and white rice for breakfast.

HPR2: Western

I always have toast for breakfast.

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HPR1 Re: Japanese

Wow, It's amazing you always rice in the morning.
Oh wait, sorry, that would be your mother, wouldn't it?
LOL

My favorite ingredient to add to miso soup are shijimi
clams! Whenever I make it myself. I always put shijimi
clams and tofu. I always make sure to use seawood
broth too. I bet there aren't many high school girls who 
can cook like I can. LOL

If only "The World" had a cooking system. I'd happy
to level up my skill on that! LOL

Sincerely,
Atoli
-----
HPR2 Re:  Western

Me too, Or rather I often just go with out breakfast.
I never seem to get very hungry in the morning.
Does that ever happen to you?

Sincerely,
Atoli
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<<<<<<end of chain>>>>>>.
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Character: Atoli

Greeting Card sent : Flower Gift Card 

Re:
Thank you the flower gift! It was so unexpected,
I was really suprised! I think this cute card is going
to become a favorite of mine.

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Happy?

I'm glad you're happy, but just getting flowers makes you
happy?

HPR2: It's nothing.

I just sent it because I more cards than I needed.
-----
HPR1 Re: Happy?

Sure the flowers are really nice, but what really makes
me happy are the feelings behind them. :D

I think this is the first time a guy gave me flowers.

Sincerely,
Atoli
-----
HPR2 Re:  It's nothing.

That's fine. I'm still just happy that you to send
it to me.

I think this is the first time a guy gave me flowers.

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: First  Guy

Geez I'm amazed you can say things like that with a
straight face. This is kind of akward. I guess, sorry
your first flowers came from a jerk like me.

HPR2: Memory

So I'm the first? That should make a nice memory. LOL
-----

HPR1 Re:  First  Guy

I'm perfectly fine happy with that. I'm going to treasue
them forever.

The reason I joined Moon Tree is because I wanted 
everyone in "The World" to experience the kind of
happiness that I'm feeling right now.

Sincerely,
Atoli
-----
HPR2  Re: Memory

Yes! Thank you so much. I'm so happy.

The reason I joined Moon Tree is because I wanted 
everyone in "The World" to experience the kind of
happiness that I'm feeling right now.

Sincerely,
Atoli
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Haseo's possible replies:

HPR1: Card

If I get a hold of more cards, I'll send you another one.

HPR2: Your feelings

I hope those feelings you have get across to as many
pepole as they can.
-----
HPR1 Re:  Card

Yeay! :D Now I have something else to look foward to. I
just hope more interactions like this spread throughout
"The World."

Sincerely,
Atoli
-----
HPR2  Re: Memory

Yes! if nothing else. I have a feeling that they've at
least gotten across to you.

Sincerely,
Atoli
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6. Credit Where It Is Due
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Bandai and Cyber Connect 2,
I'll be looking foward to the next .hack series after this one. 

The past .hack e-mail faqs from the og series

I didn't use anyone elses faqs I typed it all from looking at
my tv like an idiot... hehe
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