Some of you may know me as the Merc with the Mouth. And it's time to get mouthy. Prepare to get Deadpooled. Couple things I'd like to get off my chest: I'm a mercenary for hire with an accelerated healing factor. I like to run my mouth. Some say I'm unstable but I'm very stable. (What about that time we beat the dude with his own arms?) (That doesn't count) And if you want to know what gets me going in the mornings, it's chimichangas! (Mmmmm Chimichangas) WHOA, I feel better now. All right. I'm gonna battle for the safety of humans (and bewbs!) and mutants. (and bewbs!) That's right, $#*! just got real!