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Battletoads & Double Dragon
Game Script Version 1.0
Copyright 2006 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized)
Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com
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I. Introduction
II. Version History
III. Character Introductions
IV. Prologue
V. Levels
VI. Credits and Thanks
VII. Legal

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I. Introduction **************************************************************
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In this FAQ, I have typed up the dialogue and story related text that appears 
in Battletoads & Double Dragon for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. 
The text is as it appears in the game except it's not all capitals.

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II. Version History **********************************************************
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1.0 - March 16, 2006

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III. Character Introductions *************************************************
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    STARRING 
      THE 
    'TOADS

Rash
I'm the crazy 
one, and I'm 
super cool, my 
smash hits will 
leave 'em cold!

Zitz
I'm the smartest
thing on webbed
feet. I can think
as well as fight!

Pimple
I may not be 
smart, but when 
brain power fails, 
brute force 
prevails!

      AND
      THE 
    DRAGONS

Billy
I'm ready to rumble.
No-one can match
my twisting
typhoon kick!

Jimmy
If the going gets
rough then I'm your 
man, I love a good 
fight!

    VERSUS 
     THE 
    BOSSES

Abobo
Abobo good at 
fight!, You 
little jerks not
stand a chance
against me! 

Big Blag
I'll be 
chompin' n'
stompin' if
ya dare
step 
inside 
the
colossus!

Roper
Roper's the 
name, shootin's 
the game.
Come near me 
an' I'll blast 
ya ta bits!

Robo Manus
BZZT, You 
fleshzy foolz 
will beg for
mercy fzzt, 
when I'm
through 
with you!

Shadow Boss
Come and get 
me if you 
dare, Dragons!
I'll destroy 
you and 
those 'Toads! 

The Dark Queen
I'll soon rule 
your precious 
earth
Battle-jerks!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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IV. Prologue *****************************************************************
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T. Bird: Oh no! It's a big 
         blip coming towars 
         Earth! I'd better 
         warn the 'Toads! 
         'Toads! This ia an emergency! 
         The Queen's ratship is on the 
         way to Earth. You must stop 
         them now, it's our only hope! 

BattleToads: Gotcha Prof! We'll need help! 
             get on touch with the Dragons 
             and we'll pick them up.

T. Bird: Billy, Jimmy you're the finest 
         warriors Earth has to offer, 
         can you help up?

Billy & Jimmy: Sure Prof, we're ready 
               to kick some evil butt! 
               Tell the 'Toads to 
               pick us up at city hall! 

The Battlecopter swoops low
over City Hall, and 
the Lee twins climb on board.

With the strike force assembled 
the 'copter heads up into space 
to make a pre-emptive strike 
against the dark forces....

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V. Levels ********************************************************************
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*     Level 1     *
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Abobo: Abobo not 
       like intruders, 
       I'm gonna 
       beat you up! 

After defeating Abobo. 

T. Bird: Even I could beat 
         Abobo. Well done, 
         but look out for 
         Big Bad Blag!

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*     Level 2     *
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Big Blag: C'mon into my lair, 
          Big Blag's gonna 
          stomp 'n' chomp ya!

After defeating Big Blag. 

T. Bird: Blag isn't so big 
         and bad now! But 
         be careful, I hear 
         Roper's got some 
         tricks up his sleeve! 

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*     Level 3     *
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Roper: Fists vs. Bullers? 
       I'm gonna 
       use your butts 
       for target practice! 

After defeating Roper. 

T. Bird: Our fists beat 
         Roper's bullets 
         didn't they? 
         Well done, team! 

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*     Level 4     *
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Dark Queen: Those puny pods 
            will be vaporised 
            by my 
            awesome arsenal! 

After finishing the level. 

T. Bird: That ratship was a 
         piece of cake! But 
         watch out, the 
         missle is heading 
         towards the Earth! 

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*     Level 5     *
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Robo Manus: You'll never -bzzt- 
            get to me in time -fzzt- 
            the Earth is doomed! 

After defeating Robo Manus. 

T. Bird: Robo Manus has 
         joined the ratship 
         on the junk pile! 
         Oh no it's the 
         shady Shadow Boss! 

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*     Level 6     *
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Shadow Boss: Come and get me 
             if you dare! 
             I'm waiting for you 
             in the basement! 

After defeating the Shadow Boss. 

T. Bird: Ha-the Shadow Boss 
         was cruisin' for 
         a bruisin' and 
         that's what he got! 

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*     Level 7     *
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Dark Queen: So, we meet at last! 
            You may have beaten 
            that masked moron, 
            but I'll crush you!

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*      Ending     *
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T. Bird: Excellent! Well done! 
         You've defeated the 
         Dark Queen and 
         her evil hoardes! 

Battletoads: It was down to team work 
             Prof, we couldn't have done 
             it without the Lee twins! 

Billy & Jimmy: 100 percent pure skill, Toads! 

T. Bird: You sure taught that 
         Dark Queen a lesson, boys! 

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VI. Credits and Thanks *******************************************************
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VII. Legal *******************************************************************
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