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    Battletoads & Double Dragon
    Game Script Version 1.0
    Copyright 2006 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized)
    Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com
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    I. Introduction
    II. Version History
    III. Character Introductions
    IV. Prologue
    V. Levels
    VI. Credits and Thanks
    VII. Legal
    
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    I. Introduction **************************************************************
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    In this FAQ, I have typed up the dialogue and story related text that appears 
    in Battletoads & Double Dragon for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. 
    The text is as it appears in the game except it's not all capitals.
    
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    II. Version History **********************************************************
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    1.0 - March 16, 2006
    
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    III. Character Introductions *************************************************
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        STARRING 
          THE 
        'TOADS
    
    Rash
    I'm the crazy 
    one, and I'm 
    super cool, my 
    smash hits will 
    leave 'em cold!
    
    Zitz
    I'm the smartest
    thing on webbed
    feet. I can think
    as well as fight!
    
    Pimple
    I may not be 
    smart, but when 
    brain power fails, 
    brute force 
    prevails!
    
          AND
          THE 
        DRAGONS
    
    Billy
    I'm ready to rumble.
    No-one can match
    my twisting
    typhoon kick!
    
    Jimmy
    If the going gets
    rough then I'm your 
    man, I love a good 
    fight!
    
        VERSUS 
         THE 
        BOSSES
    
    Abobo
    Abobo good at 
    fight!, You 
    little jerks not
    stand a chance
    against me! 
    
    Big Blag
    I'll be 
    chompin' n'
    stompin' if
    ya dare
    step 
    inside 
    the
    colossus!
    
    Roper
    Roper's the 
    name, shootin's 
    the game.
    Come near me 
    an' I'll blast 
    ya ta bits!
    
    Robo Manus
    BZZT, You 
    fleshzy foolz 
    will beg for
    mercy fzzt, 
    when I'm
    through 
    with you!
    
    Shadow Boss
    Come and get 
    me if you 
    dare, Dragons!
    I'll destroy 
    you and 
    those 'Toads! 
    
    The Dark Queen
    I'll soon rule 
    your precious 
    earth
    Battle-jerks!
    Ha-ha-ha-ha!
    
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    IV. Prologue *****************************************************************
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    T. Bird: Oh no! It's a big 
             blip coming towars 
             Earth! I'd better 
             warn the 'Toads! 
             'Toads! This ia an emergency! 
             The Queen's ratship is on the 
             way to Earth. You must stop 
             them now, it's our only hope! 
    
    BattleToads: Gotcha Prof! We'll need help! 
                 get on touch with the Dragons 
                 and we'll pick them up.
    
    T. Bird: Billy, Jimmy you're the finest 
             warriors Earth has to offer, 
             can you help up?
    
    Billy & Jimmy: Sure Prof, we're ready 
                   to kick some evil butt! 
                   Tell the 'Toads to 
                   pick us up at city hall! 
    
    The Battlecopter swoops low
    over City Hall, and 
    the Lee twins climb on board.
    
    With the strike force assembled 
    the 'copter heads up into space 
    to make a pre-emptive strike 
    against the dark forces....
    
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    V. Levels ********************************************************************
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    *     Level 1     *
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    Abobo: Abobo not 
           like intruders, 
           I'm gonna 
           beat you up! 
    
    After defeating Abobo. 
    
    T. Bird: Even I could beat 
             Abobo. Well done, 
             but look out for 
             Big Bad Blag!
    
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    *     Level 2     *
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    Big Blag: C'mon into my lair, 
              Big Blag's gonna 
              stomp 'n' chomp ya!
    
    After defeating Big Blag. 
    
    T. Bird: Blag isn't so big 
             and bad now! But 
             be careful, I hear 
             Roper's got some 
             tricks up his sleeve! 
    
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    *     Level 3     *
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    Roper: Fists vs. Bullers? 
           I'm gonna 
           use your butts 
           for target practice! 
    
    After defeating Roper. 
    
    T. Bird: Our fists beat 
             Roper's bullets 
             didn't they? 
             Well done, team! 
    
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    *     Level 4     *
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    Dark Queen: Those puny pods 
                will be vaporised 
                by my 
                awesome arsenal! 
    
    After finishing the level. 
    
    T. Bird: That ratship was a 
             piece of cake! But 
             watch out, the 
             missle is heading 
             towards the Earth! 
    
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    *     Level 5     *
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    Robo Manus: You'll never -bzzt- 
                get to me in time -fzzt- 
                the Earth is doomed! 
    
    After defeating Robo Manus. 
    
    T. Bird: Robo Manus has 
             joined the ratship 
             on the junk pile! 
             Oh no it's the 
             shady Shadow Boss! 
    
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    *     Level 6     *
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    Shadow Boss: Come and get me 
                 if you dare! 
                 I'm waiting for you 
                 in the basement! 
    
    After defeating the Shadow Boss. 
    
    T. Bird: Ha-the Shadow Boss 
             was cruisin' for 
             a bruisin' and 
             that's what he got! 
    
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    *     Level 7     *
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    Dark Queen: So, we meet at last! 
                You may have beaten 
                that masked moron, 
                but I'll crush you!
    
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    *      Ending     *
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    T. Bird: Excellent! Well done! 
             You've defeated the 
             Dark Queen and 
             her evil hoardes! 
    
    Battletoads: It was down to team work 
                 Prof, we couldn't have done 
                 it without the Lee twins! 
    
    Billy & Jimmy: 100 percent pure skill, Toads! 
    
    T. Bird: You sure taught that 
             Dark Queen a lesson, boys! 
    
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    VI. Credits and Thanks *******************************************************
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    Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ.
    
    Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ.
    
    Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ.
    
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    VII. Legal *******************************************************************
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    This FAQ is Copyright 2006 Chris Castiglione. This may be not be reproduced 
    under any circumstances except for personal, private use. It may not be placed 
    on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written 
    permission. Use of this guide on any other web site or as a part of any public 
    display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of copyright.
    
    There are three sites authorized to host this FAQ, they are:
    
    GameFAQs.com 
    
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