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    Battletoads in Battlemaniacs
    Game Script Version 1.0
    Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized)
    Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com
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    I. Introduction
    II. Version History
    III. Script
    IV. Credits and Thanks
    V. Legal
    
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    I. Introduction **************************************************************
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    In this FAQ I have typed up every piece of dialogue and story related text that 
    appears in Battletoads in Battlemaniacs for the Super Nintendo Entertainment 
    System. The text is exactly as it appears in the game except it's not all 
    capitals.
    
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    II. Version History **********************************************************
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    1.0 - August 10, 2005
    
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    III. Script ******************************************************************
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    Prologue
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    Northern Tibet, Asia
    
       Also starring
    The evil Dark Queen
    
      Silas Volkmire
    
    And Professor T-Bird
    
    Special guest appearance
           by Scuzz
    
    Gyachung-LA Fortress
    
    T-Bird: 'Toads, I have invited you
            here to witness the first
            demonstration of Psicone's
            new games generator.
            We've named it's artificial
            world "The Gamescape".
            This approaching image is a
            pig of the apocalypse, one of
            the games T..
    
    Before the professor can
    finish, the pig leaps out
    of the screen!!
    It grabs Michiko Tashoku,
    daughter of Psicone's
    head honcho!!
    Zitz leaps to her rescue..
    but he takes a beastly bashing
    and is captured too!
    With Michiko and Zitz it's
    prisoner, the evil pig escapes
    back into the gamescape!
    
    Silas Volkmire: Pay attentions Battlejerks!
                    I, Silas Volkmire, intend to 
                    turns your miserable world into
                    my very own gamescape!
                    The Dark Queen holds your
                    feeble friends captive, and
                    if you try anything, you'll
                    never see them again!
                    Ha-ha-ha-ha!!
    
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    End of level 1/beginning of level 2
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    Dark Queen: Do you really think a
                clucking fool and his slimy
                snot snafflers can beat us?
                Prepare to meet my Saturn
                Toadtraps!
    
    T-Bird: I've located some hover
            discs that you can use, but
            I bet my beak there's a
            whole 'toad-load of trouble
            waiting down in that tree!
    
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    End of level 2/beginning of level 3
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    Dark Queen: You'd better collect enough
                pins to gain an extra
                life here, swampsuckers, 'cuz
                you'll surely be needin' it!
    
    T-Bird: C'mon 'toads, it's bonus
            time! Collect the whites
            to win a life, avoid
            the skulls as they
            mean strife!
    
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    End of level 3/beginning of level 4
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    Dark Queen: This is where the action
                gets fast an' your slime
                backs come last, you
                flappin' fool!
    
    T-Bird: It's the need-to-speed
            once again 'toads! Put your
            foot to the floor and hang
            on tight!
    
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    End of level 4/beginning of level 5
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    Dark Queen: 'Toad versus snake, eh?
                They don't have a chance
                in this one, Mr.Beaky freak!
    
    T-Bird: The exit's at the top
            'toads, so grab a snake
            and hold on tight!
    
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    End of level 5/beginning of level 6
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    Dark Queen: I can't believe you escaped
                from Karnath! You're pretty
                good, froggies, but it
                ain't over yet!
    
    T-Bird: Listen, 'toads, it's not the
            taking part that counts,
            it's the winning!
    
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    End of level 6/beginning of level 7
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    Dark Queen: So, you made it to the
                second bonus level. Make the
                most of it, 'cuz it'll 
                be your last!!
    
    T-Bird: Back on the checkers, 'toads!
            There's dominoes to collect
            and extra lives to get!!
    
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    End of level 7/beginning of level 8
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    Dark Queen: Feeling weary yet, swamp
                dwellers? I hope so, 'cuz I'm
                sendin' in scuzz to blow up
                the tower with you still
                inside it!
    
    T-Bird: You're in the Queen's home
            territory now, 'toads! Just
            three rat races, and you get
            to 'toadslam her real good!!
    
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    End of level 8/beginning of level 9
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    Dark Queen: Pah! If you want a job done
                properly, never trust a
                useless bunch of pigs and
                rats! C'mon 'toadies,
                let's fight!
    
    T-Bird: I knew you'd make it 'toads!
            Boy, I wouldn't want to be
            in the Queen's shoes now,
            she's in for one
            humungous surprise!!
    
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    End of level 9/beginning of level 10
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    Dark Queen: It's just not fair, I'm fed
                up being beaten by a scrawny
                beak and his slimy swamp
                swimmers!! I'll get you next
                time, all of you!!
    
    T-Bird: Touchdown! The battlin'
            Battletoads come through
            in the last quarter and
            the good guys win again!
            Er....
            Hold the party, 'toads....
            I've just picked up Silas
            Volkmire on my scanners,
            trying to escape using
            a teleporter!!
            Hold on, I'll locate his
            target destination....
            Found it! Tweak my beak,
            he's gonna appear above the
            Psicone building any
            minute now!!
            You'd better get back here
            pronto, 'toads, you're our
            only hope of catching him!
    
    "We're back on the scene an'
     rarin' to go, prof!"
    
    "There he is, guys! Quick,
     into the battlecopter!"
    
    "Put your foot down Pimple,
     he's gettin' away!"
    
    "We've caught up! Hurry Rash,
     fire the missles, we won't 
     be able to stay with him
     much longer!"
    
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    The Bad Ending
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    Volkmire breathes a sigh of
    relief as his spaceship
    accelerates out of the
    'toads missle range, knowing
    that he lives to fight
    another day.
    
    Dejected, the 'toads return
    to Psicone, their only
    consolation being that his
    partner in crime, the Dark
    Queen, won't be causing
    any more trouble.
    
    But with Volkmire free, and
    the Queen wanting revenge,
    it will only be a matter of
    time before the dire
    duo try again...
    
    The End?
    
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    The Good Ending
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    Volkmire: Arrggghhhhhhh!
    
    And so, the sinister Silas
    Volkmire is once again
    thwarted by the victorious
    Battletoads.
    
    Volkmire's burnt out ship is
    retrieved from the Himalayas,
    but of his body, there is
    no trace....
    
    Who knows what happened to
    him, but you an be sure of
    one thing, both he and the
    Dark Queen will remember the
    day they took on the
    Battletoads-and lost!!
    
    The End.
    
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    IV. Credits and Thanks *******************************************************
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    Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ.
    
    Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ.
    
    Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ.
    
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    V. Legal *********************************************************************
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    This FAQ is Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione. This may be not be reproduced 
    under any circumstances except for personal, private use. It may not be placed 
    on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written 
    permission. Use of this guide on any other web site or as a part of any public 
    display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of copyright.
                                                                 
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