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Battletoads in Battlemaniacs
Game Script Version 1.0
Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized)
Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com
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I. Introduction
II. Version History
III. Script
IV. Credits and Thanks
V. Legal

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I. Introduction **************************************************************
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In this FAQ I have typed up every piece of dialogue and story related text that 
appears in Battletoads in Battlemaniacs for the Super Nintendo Entertainment 
System. The text is exactly as it appears in the game except it's not all 
capitals.

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II. Version History **********************************************************
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1.0 - August 10, 2005

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III. Script ******************************************************************
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Prologue
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Northern Tibet, Asia

   Also starring
The evil Dark Queen

  Silas Volkmire

And Professor T-Bird

Special guest appearance
       by Scuzz

Gyachung-LA Fortress

T-Bird: 'Toads, I have invited you
        here to witness the first
        demonstration of Psicone's
        new games generator.
        We've named it's artificial
        world "The Gamescape".
        This approaching image is a
        pig of the apocalypse, one of
        the games T..

Before the professor can
finish, the pig leaps out
of the screen!!
It grabs Michiko Tashoku,
daughter of Psicone's
head honcho!!
Zitz leaps to her rescue..
but he takes a beastly bashing
and is captured too!
With Michiko and Zitz it's
prisoner, the evil pig escapes
back into the gamescape!

Silas Volkmire: Pay attentions Battlejerks!
                I, Silas Volkmire, intend to 
                turns your miserable world into
                my very own gamescape!
                The Dark Queen holds your
                feeble friends captive, and
                if you try anything, you'll
                never see them again!
                Ha-ha-ha-ha!!

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End of level 1/beginning of level 2
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Dark Queen: Do you really think a
            clucking fool and his slimy
            snot snafflers can beat us?
            Prepare to meet my Saturn
            Toadtraps!

T-Bird: I've located some hover
        discs that you can use, but
        I bet my beak there's a
        whole 'toad-load of trouble
        waiting down in that tree!

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End of level 2/beginning of level 3
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Dark Queen: You'd better collect enough
            pins to gain an extra
            life here, swampsuckers, 'cuz
            you'll surely be needin' it!

T-Bird: C'mon 'toads, it's bonus
        time! Collect the whites
        to win a life, avoid
        the skulls as they
        mean strife!

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End of level 3/beginning of level 4
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Dark Queen: This is where the action
            gets fast an' your slime
            backs come last, you
            flappin' fool!

T-Bird: It's the need-to-speed
        once again 'toads! Put your
        foot to the floor and hang
        on tight!

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End of level 4/beginning of level 5
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Dark Queen: 'Toad versus snake, eh?
            They don't have a chance
            in this one, Mr.Beaky freak!

T-Bird: The exit's at the top
        'toads, so grab a snake
        and hold on tight!

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End of level 5/beginning of level 6
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Dark Queen: I can't believe you escaped
            from Karnath! You're pretty
            good, froggies, but it
            ain't over yet!

T-Bird: Listen, 'toads, it's not the
        taking part that counts,
        it's the winning!

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End of level 6/beginning of level 7
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Dark Queen: So, you made it to the
            second bonus level. Make the
            most of it, 'cuz it'll 
            be your last!!

T-Bird: Back on the checkers, 'toads!
        There's dominoes to collect
        and extra lives to get!!

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End of level 7/beginning of level 8
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Dark Queen: Feeling weary yet, swamp
            dwellers? I hope so, 'cuz I'm
            sendin' in scuzz to blow up
            the tower with you still
            inside it!

T-Bird: You're in the Queen's home
        territory now, 'toads! Just
        three rat races, and you get
        to 'toadslam her real good!!

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End of level 8/beginning of level 9
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Dark Queen: Pah! If you want a job done
            properly, never trust a
            useless bunch of pigs and
            rats! C'mon 'toadies,
            let's fight!

T-Bird: I knew you'd make it 'toads!
        Boy, I wouldn't want to be
        in the Queen's shoes now,
        she's in for one
        humungous surprise!!

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End of level 9/beginning of level 10
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Dark Queen: It's just not fair, I'm fed
            up being beaten by a scrawny
            beak and his slimy swamp
            swimmers!! I'll get you next
            time, all of you!!

T-Bird: Touchdown! The battlin'
        Battletoads come through
        in the last quarter and
        the good guys win again!
        Er....
        Hold the party, 'toads....
        I've just picked up Silas
        Volkmire on my scanners,
        trying to escape using
        a teleporter!!
        Hold on, I'll locate his
        target destination....
        Found it! Tweak my beak,
        he's gonna appear above the
        Psicone building any
        minute now!!
        You'd better get back here
        pronto, 'toads, you're our
        only hope of catching him!

"We're back on the scene an'
 rarin' to go, prof!"

"There he is, guys! Quick,
 into the battlecopter!"

"Put your foot down Pimple,
 he's gettin' away!"

"We've caught up! Hurry Rash,
 fire the missles, we won't 
 be able to stay with him
 much longer!"

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The Bad Ending
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Volkmire breathes a sigh of
relief as his spaceship
accelerates out of the
'toads missle range, knowing
that he lives to fight
another day.

Dejected, the 'toads return
to Psicone, their only
consolation being that his
partner in crime, the Dark
Queen, won't be causing
any more trouble.

But with Volkmire free, and
the Queen wanting revenge,
it will only be a matter of
time before the dire
duo try again...

The End?

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The Good Ending
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Volkmire: Arrggghhhhhhh!

And so, the sinister Silas
Volkmire is once again
thwarted by the victorious
Battletoads.

Volkmire's burnt out ship is
retrieved from the Himalayas,
but of his body, there is
no trace....

Who knows what happened to
him, but you an be sure of
one thing, both he and the
Dark Queen will remember the
day they took on the
Battletoads-and lost!!

The End.

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IV. Credits and Thanks *******************************************************
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Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ.

Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ.

Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ.

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V. Legal *********************************************************************
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