Adventure IslandAnother Hudson classic.01/11/04
Adventure Island IIWay better than the original and one of the best adventure games for the Nes.01/11/04
Alien 3So hard that it is worst than being locked in the bathroom with a true alien.02/01/04
Balloon FightA boring clone of a boring game, boring.02/11/04
BattletoadsHard as hell, good as hell.01/25/04
Battletoads & Double DragonAnd this time they have company, oh my!04/02/04
Blades of SteelEasily the best hockey sim on the Nes.05/31/04
BombermanIt`s a dud.12/06/05
CastelianWorse than a milkshake made of vomit.05/31/04
CastlevaniaVampire hunting at its best!03/12/04
Chaos WorldJust two words: top notch.09/30/03
City ConnectionTake a cat, white paint, and a sports car, shake them, and you get City Connection. Don`t ask.05/27/04
ConanA barbarity that would make a tough-ass barbarian cry.02/27/09
Disney's DuckTalesEverybody duck!02/01/04
Disney's The Little MermaidA little big game.03/06/04
Double DragonAmerican way Kunio.06/18/04
Double Dragon II: The RevengeDamned controls!, they almost ruined this game.06/18/04
Double Dragon III: The Sacred StonesHey look!, I killed ONE enemy!06/18/04
Dr. MarioFrom plumber to doctor in record time.05/27/04
Faria: A World of Mystery & Danger!Good, but only with a FAQ and A LOT of patience.09/26/03
Ghosts 'n GoblinsGhosts, goblins, underwear, and an extreme difficulty.03/03/04
Gun.SmokeSmoke this! BANG......hey I was just kidding!!!03/03/04
Heracles no Eikou II: Titan no MetsubouIt’s Dragon Quest 1000.B.B Part II.08/08/03
JackalFurious like a tiger, I mean, like a jackal!12/09/03
Jackie Chan's Action Kung FuDon’t let the Jackie Chan name fool you, this game rocks.02/22/04
Joe & MacToa toa!01/08/04
Kiwi KrazeThe unfortunate debut of the first and only kiwi hero.05/31/04
Kouryu Densetsu Villgust GaidenPossibly one of the most disappointing games on the Nes, if not the most.04/04/04
Kujaku OuMore Prince than King but still worth a look.09/22/09
Legendary WingsAn odd, suspicious and unpleasant shooter.09/17/04
Little Nemo: The Dream MasterFeel the power of my pyjama!. Are you making fun of me?. Of course NOT!01/11/04
Mega Man 2The game that truly started the Mega Man legacy.03/09/04
Mega Man 3As good as Mega Man 2, 4 and 5.06/28/04
Mega Man 4As good as Mega Man 2, 3, and 5.07/28/04
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!Little Mac is the Man!01/20/04
Musashi no BoukenThe wacky way of the samurai.08/31/03
Nintendo World CupTake Kunio, add soccer, and you got soccer with a bad attitude, yeah!01/03/04
RampageYes, eating people while they’re taking a bath and blowing away their buildings is very boring.01/20/04
RoboCopA disgrace to the Robocop name.05/31/04
ShinobiPathetic, but kinda fun while it lasts.08/31/04
Super Mario Bros.The game that started it all.03/06/04
Super Mario Bros. 2Ha!, I told you mom, vegetables are dangerous!03/12/04
Super Mario Bros. 3The absolute best Nes game ever and one of the best games of all time.03/28/04
Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesAn unfairly unappreciated mutant classic.01/20/04
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade GameWear something green, bring a friend, order some pizza and...cowabunga!12/31/03
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan ProjectEveryone’s favourite mutant chelonians take Manhattan.12/31/03
The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & HoppyTerrific prehistoric fun.02/22/04
The Legend of ZeldaGolden package for a game that is worth a big pile of gold.03/28/04
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the WorldWow, a somehow decent Simpsons game.02/11/04
The Simpsons: Bartman Meets Radioactive ManNot even Bartman was able to save this game.02/11/04
The Uncanny X-MenX-crement.11/22/03
Totally RadA weird and almost good Mega Man wannabe.02/22/04
WolverineWell, it`s better than X-Men...much better.06/22/04
Yie Ar Kung FuYie Ar!06/22/04


A Vampyre StoryAn enchanting story with little blood but a lot of heart, brains and personality.02/16/10
Age of EmpiresNot the best, but the most beautiful real time strategy game ever made.11/23/03
Age of Empires II: The Age of KingsBetter than the first in almost every way, but I liked the first one better.12/16/03
Amerzone: The Explorer's LegacyA short but sweet romp through the jungle.05/12/10
Bad MojoA stinking good time.09/01/10
Baldur's GateCross the Gates, and say goodbye to your social life.07/10/03
Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of AmnShadows over Baldur's Gate sequel.06/29/03
Blade of DarknessA well made and very fun amalgamation of fantasy stupidity.05/18/09
Broken Sword: The Smoking MirrorStill, not broken swords at sight08/06/03
Cannon FodderMidgets at war.12/08/03
Circle of BloodA broken sword?, where?07/13/03
Civilization IIOk, this is last turn, I promise, and this is the last time I promise, I promise, really.08/11/03
Comanche 3Hellfire missiles ready, waiting orders....destroy Comanche 3!. Roger.04/01/04
Command & ConquerMy all time favorite strategy game.12/16/03
Command & Conquer: Red AlertCommand & Conquer with a new but rusty looking coat.03/03/04
Command & Conquer: RenegadeAn explosive FPS that succeeds where most others fail.09/28/06
Commandos: Behind Enemy LinesBehind enemy lines, above most of the strategy games.09/03/03
Commandos: Beyond the Call of DutyBehind enemy lines, again.12/08/03
Curse of EnchantiaA curious but dull and poorly made graphic adventure.09/17/04
Deadly TideAs good as it could’ve been.10/29/03
Dungeon Keeper 2It’s time to be an evil bastard!11/16/03
F.E.A.R.Nowhere near as cool as it pretends to be.09/28/06
Fable: The Lost ChaptersA fun game that is as revolutionary as sliced bread.05/14/10
Final Fantasy VIIStill the absolute king even with this crappy port.08/31/03
Final Fantasy VIIIAgain the port is terrible, but the game unbelievable.09/02/03
Golden AxeTake off your clothes and get ready to kick some serious goblin butt.07/18/05
Grim FandangoThings to do in the world of the dead when you are, well...dead.12/09/03
Halo: Combat EvolvedInsultingly unoriginal and almost uniformly mediocre, but also a lot of fun.10/24/06
HereticIt`s Doom with a crossbow instead of a shotgun.05/15/04
Heroes of Might and Magic IIIThis game cursed! I can’t stop playing!10/21/03
Indiana Jones and the Infernal MachineWhoa!, it's good07/10/03
Jack KeaneAnother wannabe pirate arrives at the port. Does he have what it takes?06/07/10
King's Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone TomorrowThe very zenith of the series.11/25/03
King's Quest VII: The Princeless BrideThe beginning of the end.11/18/03
Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler's GreenUtterly inept and completely dated, but it`s worth a rental.05/03/06
Legacy of Kain: Soul ReaverMmnn, this souls are not good, I am starting to see everything green.07/22/05
Max PayneOh!, the pain.06/07/10
Populous: The BeginningWarning!, crazy natives ahead!12/26/03
QuakeBetter than Doom, but don’t ask me why.12/10/03
Ragnarok OnlineBoredom online.01/08/04
Red FactionFails to deliver the promised goods.10/24/06
Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender BenderAdventures in the not so paradisiacal planet of the babes.07/06/10
Runaway: A Road AdventureWorth keeping track of.09/21/09
Runaway: The Dream of the TurtleA ridiculous and far-fetched sequel that tries too hard.12/22/09
RuneRevenge and roasted lizards.05/18/09
Screamer 2Well, it won’t make you scream, but it’s a rather mediocre game.12/15/03
SilverJust another insipid and overrated hack and slash action adventure.07/28/03
Sim Theme ParkI can hear Roller Coaster Tycoon laughing.08/13/03
Space Quest 6: Roger Wilco in The Spinal Frontier“In space, no one can hear you clean” says the back cover, fortunately I will add.04/01/04
Star Trek: Voyager Elite ForceAn elite title and a landmark in its genre.12/04/06
The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay - Developer's CutThis game is so cool even the menu system kick ass.12/04/06
The Curse of Monkey IslandEyepatchs and wooden legs off!, Guybrush is back better than ever.12/12/03
The Legend of Kyrandia: Book 3: Malcolm's RevengeMalcolm rules!07/10/03
Time ParadoxA rollicking time travel adventure, for all the wrong reasons.05/14/10
Tomb Raider IIStarts good but gets terrible, and too hard to boot.05/16/04
Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara CroftMore of the same a million times harder, stay away, seriously.05/16/04
Tomb Raider: The Last RevelationHmph, it is hard to admit but, well, it`s quite good...05/16/04
Warcraft II: Tides of DarknessOrc King.05/15/04
Warcraft: Orcs & HumansThe battle between orcs and humans begins...12/15/03

PlayStation 2

Arc the Lad: Twilight of the SpiritsArc finally reaches the European shores with an awesome rpg.03/19/04
Dark Cloud 2If this is an rpg then Madonna is a good actress.10/02/03
Devil May Cry I don`t know if the devil cried, but I almost puked.06/07/04
Disgaea: Hour of DarknessNippon Ichi, kiss me!03/29/05
Fatal FrameMr. ghost here, say cheeeeese!!06/14/04
Fatal Frame II: Crimson ButterflyIt`s the first Fatal Frame slightly better made, there is still room for improvements though.07/16/04
Final Fantasy XExcellent game, but still a poor Final Fantasy.01/12/04
Grand Theft Auto IIIImmature, antisocial, obscene and fun as hell. Boy, what messed up world we live in.10/21/04
Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsMore like Harry Potter and The Painfully Dull Gameplay.05/07/05
ICOA game that goes straight to the heart.02/23/04
Indiana Jones and the Emperor's TombUnispired and technically lacking, but also ridiculously enjoyable.05/12/10
James Bond 007: Agent Under FireWell, it`s not Goldeneye, but it sure delivers the goods while it lasts.10/07/04
Kingdom HeartsThe kingdom of heart attacks.11/29/03
La Pucelle: TacticsKung-fu priests, mysterious bounty hunters with kick-ass glasses, a ton of silly French names...what`s not to love?12/06/05
Mega Man X7Barely a Mega Man game.04/24/04
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of LibertyThe problem with Sons of Liberty is that is better remembered than actually played.04/23/04
Onimusha 2: Samurai's DestinyThe Devil May Cry killer is back!01/25/04
Onimusha: WarlordsRent it or I`ll tell Nobunaga!11/01/04
Red Dead RevolverSplendid western fun with Red and his Revolver.07/16/04
Shadow HeartsAcupuncture?, no thanks.10/08/03
Shining TearsA pretty disastrous action/rpg-hybrid with a lot of charm.10/24/06
SirenScary, certainly…04/24/04
Spider-Man: The MovieOverrated, just like the movie.04/09/04
Star Ocean: Till the End of TimeDeserves instant oblivion.08/01/05
The BouncerA blast of a beat em-up but with HEAVY gameplay problems.06/13/04
Wild Arms 3What a HUGE disappointment.09/02/03

Super Nintendo

Adventures of Yogi BearShould have stayed on hibernation mode. Forever.09/18/09
AlcahestAlcahest, also known as the most clichéd game ever.02/11/04
ArcanaVery cool first person rpg from the creators of Kirby.10/30/03
Batman ReturnsI have always wanted to throw clowns against the wall, thank you Konami.01/20/04
Battle Zeque-DenA Final Fight whith well endowed anime girls? -NO WAY-07/02/03
Battletoads & Double DragonIf you still have a Nes stick to that version better.04/16/04
Battletoads in BattlemaniacsThey haven`t understood anything...09/01/04
Biker Mice From MarsOnly Konami could’ve made such a great game from such an awful series.11/10/03
Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon RSurprisingly, instead of a complete disaster, Sailor Moon R is just bad.12/22/03
Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon: Another StoryThe best Sailor Moon game ever, and a cool rpg.08/30/03
Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure100% natural, but only 60% good.10/30/03
Brain LordAnother mediocre and completely uninteresting action/rpg wannabe.04/16/04
Breath of FireThe firm first step of this great and unappreciated series.02/27/04
Breath of Fire IIEverything the first one should have been and more.02/27/04
Bugs Bunny: Rabbit RampageLet’s see want’s up with this game doc!11/24/03
Captain America and the AvengersNeither America nor anybody in the world needs this game.06/15/06
Champions World Class SoccerAcclaim please, stick to crappy movie based games, please…02/15/04
Chrono TriggerThe all “time” classic (got it?......... bah).02/01/04
Contra III: The Alien WarsBloody hard, non-stop, ass kicking action.01/08/04
Cyber KnightA fascinating intergalactic journey for veteran pilots only.01/05/04
Dai-3-Ji Super Robot TaisenLondo Bell’s unit assaults the Snes.11/04/03
Demolition ManAlthough it is not going to demolish anything, it’s good enough.03/14/04
Disney's AladdinAnother Capcom classic.12/23/03
Donkey Kong CountryTogether with Yoshi’s Island, the best platformer of all time, that simple.03/08/04
Dossun! Ganseki BattleInteresting premise, but falls a little short.09/26/03
Dragon Quest VWords can’t describe how awesome this game is.03/11/03
Dual Orb IIAs good as unknown, a total blast!07/02/03
Elite SoccerA decent soccer game.01/11/04
EquinoxOdd, very odd and, well, odd...and did I say odd?01/11/04
Famicom Tantei Club Part IIAnother obscure gem for your ``best of all time list``. Seriously, we are talking about one of the best games ever here.10/25/04
Final Fantasy IIIMagnum opus.01/05/04
Final Fantasy IVWe are not worthy…12/09/03
Final Fantasy VThe lost chapter.08/31/04
Final Fantasy: Mystic QuestI can’t help it, it was my first rpg.01/17/04
Front MissionI guess my gun is bigger than yours...08/14/03
Gourmet Sentai Bara YarouNot tasty enough.09/18/03
Heracles no Eikou III: Kamigami no ChinmokuExcellent debut, but not glorious.05/18/09
HurricanesStandard platform game based on a horrible cartoon.03/14/04
International Superstar SoccerBest damned soccer game in existence.01/08/04
Judge DreddGo get Demolition Man instead.03/28/04
Kidou Senshi Gundam: Cross Dimension 0079An unmitigated disaster, even for the most hardcore Gundam fans.07/11/05
King of DragonsLots of big and green butts are waiting for you in this one.12/15/03
Koryuu no MimiAn obscure beat em-up that should remain obscure.07/12/05
Kuusou Kagaku Sekai: Gulliver BoyGood for a lonely and rainy Sunday.08/30/03
LagoonAverage among the average, but could have been worst.02/27/04
Lufia & the Fortress of DoomRepetitive and simple, but fun.03/14/03
Lufia II: Rise of the SinistralsA hugely flawed hugely improved disappointingly cool prequel.07/20/04
Madou Monogatari: Hanamaru Daiyouchi EnjiPure eye-candy without substance.10/07/04
Magic Knight RayearthEasy, idiotic, and with a mascot between a rat and a rabbit that keeps saying “puu puu” all the time. For hardcore fans only.11/04/03
Marvel Super Heroes in War of the GemsNot as good as X-Men, but I don’t know why.12/22/03
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Fighting EditionAn ok fighting game, nothing more, nothing less.04/29/04
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The MovieWorth checking out if no one is watching.12/16/03
Mortal KombatLeaving the gratuitous violence aside, it is a pretty good fighting game.12/24/03
Mortal Kombat 3What is this?, what have they done with the good old Mortal Kombat?03/28/04
Mortal Kombat IIFlawless Victory!12/24/03
Mr. NutzIn a nutshell, unsubstantial.07/18/05
NBA Jam: Tournament EditionLace up your shoes and Jam it!01/08/04
Neugier: Umi to Kaze no KoudouDon`t bother.09/28/06
Ogre Battle: The March of the Black QueenThe weak beginning of a great series08/31/03
Paladin's QuestGreat but, where is the Paladin?12/08/02
Pitfall: The Mayan AdventureAny similarity with Indiana Jones is just mere coincidence.01/03/04
Romancing Sa-Ga 3One of Square´s black sheeps03/28/03
Samurai ShodownExplosive samurai action.01/11/04
Secret of EvermoreAn epic and criminally unappreciated masterpiece better than Secret of Mana.06/15/06
Shin Megami TenseiNow I understand why this is Japan`s third most important rpg series.05/26/04
Shin Nekketsu Kouha: Kunio Tachi no BankaKunio and Riki are back you pitiful worm!09/23/03
Spider-Man & Venom: Maximum CarnageAt last SpiderMan deserves to be called "the amazing".10/14/03
Stunt Race FXNice try, but it seems that the FX chip is not suitable for racing games.01/25/04
Super Buster Bros.Ah!, these were games...02/14/04
Super Ghouls 'n GhostsMore ghosts, more ghouls, same underwear, same difficulty: look somewhere else.09/08/04
Super Mario All-StarsFour of the best games of all time in one cartridge, what else can you ask for?12/08/03
Super Mario KartKing of the road.02/16/04
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven StarsIts Mario!, it’s rpg!, it’s INCREDIBLE11/29/03
Super Mario WorldMario had the world at his feet with this game.02/16/04
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's IslandFor Elvis (The King’s) sake!!!, even better than Super Mario World!!!01/20/04
Super MetroidQuite possibly the best non-rpg game of all time.01/05/04
Super SoccerSplendid, Pele would be proud.01/15/04
Super TurricanA Contra clone that is actually better than Contra.01/17/04
Super Turrican 2The game that makes Contra look like Hello Kitty.03/14/04
SWAT Kats: The Radical SquadronBadass kittens.01/03/04
Tales of PhantasiaI, just, don't know what to say...10/21/03
Tecmo Secret of the StarsOne big joke.03/28/05
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in TimeWonderful, but also very disappointing.02/11/04
Tetris AttackEndless fun, Tetris Attack is unbelievable.11/20/03
The Death and Return of SupermanThe only game that does Superman justice.04/29/04
The Flintstones: The Treasure of Sierra MadrockRock solid.01/11/04
The Simpsons: Bart's NightmareThis game is Bart’s and everyone’s nightmare, very difficult!03/14/04
Tony Meola's Sidekicks SoccerTony Meola?, who the hell is Tony Meola?04/16/04
Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3As bad as Mortal Kombat 3 with a few scarce adds.04/29/04
Venom - Spider-Man: Separation AnxietyNo wonder they were trying to separate.10/28/03
Virtual BartVirtual crap.03/14/04
Wizardry V: Heart of the MaelstromNot for everyone, and definitely not for me.12/15/03
X-Men: Mutant ApocalypseThere is a God!, a good X-Men game!10/28/03
Ys IV: Mask of the SunBack to the roots better than ever!10/17/03