Nintendo 64

Banjo-KazooieAn epic adventure draped in charm05/13/01
Banjo-Tooieif you didn't like BK, you won't be able to 'bear' this one *gets shot in head*05/13/01
Blues Brothers 2000Obviously the Fox on Titus' logo is their most talented developer.05/06/01
Bomberman 64It must have taken a lot of effort, but hudson have managed to ruin bomberman.05/28/01
Bomberman HeroBOOM!..... Yawn05/06/01
Chameleon TwistLet's not twist again05/05/01
Conker's Bad Fur DayDiverse, nun-deafening brilliance04/27/01
Disney's Donald Duck Goin' QuackersLuckily, donald only has to walk down a corridor to rescue his girl.05/28/01
Donkey Kong 64Flawed but oh so good monkey romp (Not that kind of monkey romp, you freaks)09/05/01
Duck Dodgers Starring Daffy Duckthe better of the nintendo ducks05/07/01
Earthworm Jim 3DTheres only one ego for this job, and it's a REALLY big one!05/07/01
Mario Partydoes exactly what it says on the box06/16/01
Mischief MakersBest 2d platformer on the N64, but why?05/06/01
Mystical Ninja starring GoemonEnough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive game-over dancing Konami, bring me the sexy green-haired ninja-girl, I will continue the adventure08/21/01
Pokemon Snap I wear a white lab coat in this game, as I am rather sad11/13/01
Rayman 2: The Great Escapearmless fun! (sorry)05/07/01
Rocket: Robot on WheelsThis brilliant game seems to have been unfortunatly overlooked.05/29/01
Scooby-Doo! Classic Creep CapersScrappy come back! All is forgiven!06/01/01
South ParkI suppose this is where I make some kind of South Park pun06/03/01
South Park: Chef's Luv ShackRidiculous, wholly enjoyable multiplayer game.08/18/02
Space Station Silicon ValleyFluffy no! Put that gun away!06/02/01
Star Fox 64Kiiiiiiiilll the toaaaaaaad!. *Sound of maniacal laughter*09/03/01
Tonic Troublecrazy yet boring05/07/01
Yoshi's StorySniff Sniff. I smell hype.09/12/01


40 Winkslifeless eye-candy05/12/01
Bugs Bunny: Lost in TimeInfogrammes have put their lucky rabbit's foot in their mouth again08/02/02
Crash Bandicootcreator of the corridor platformer06/18/01
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes BackI'm finding it difficult to come up with a synopsis for this review. *dances*10/14/01
Crash Bandicoot 3: WarpedThis crash landing makes an impact where past bandicoots have failed12/02/01
Crash BashScrappy version of Mario Party, with noticeably fewer games06/03/01
Crash Team RacingPutting the fun back into, er............. karting....... fun. Yep.08/15/02
Croc: Legend of the GobbosYazoo indeed09/20/01
Disney's The Emperor's New GrooveBest llama game EVER11/30/01
Disney's Treasure PlanetFor my hundredth review: A BELOW average licensed platformer04/25/03
Disney/Pixar A Bug's LifeShould be left in the dirt06/17/01
Gex: Enter the GeckoDing dooooooooooooong01/26/02
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's StoneThe potential is there, but it's hidden under an invisibility cloak of mediocrity01/04/02
Monsters, Inc. Scream TeamThe scariest things on offer here are wasted oppurtunities. Wet yourself with disappointment!02/08/02
Muppet Monster AdventureYou can't help but love what you know12/14/01
Pac-Man WorldExhumed for your playing pleasure by Namco09/21/01
Resident EvilWill you be my {Jill} Valentine? Oh sorry, didn't realise your flesh was being devoured. As you were10/10/01
Roll AwayA very Kula game! *Sound of justified gunfire*08/22/01
Scooby-Doo and the Cyber ChaseI queued around the streets for this rush developed videogame tie-in of a straight-to-DVD rehash of an old cartoon. Surprisingly it isn't that good!01/11/02
Sim Theme ParkIt's no wild ride01/23/03
SpongeBob SquarePants: SuperSpongeJust what the playstation needs in it's twilight years. Some fun.01/13/02
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!If you have a burning desire to love platforming again, relight your passion with this red-hot classic12/09/01
Spyro the DragonRead this review or die, inferior being!06/30/01
Spyro: Year of the DragonFamiliarity and inconsistency fail to slay the dragon's appeal02/26/02
The Land Before Time: Return to the Great ValleyThis is the worst game I've ever played.06/27/01
Wacky RacesCrap, Crap and Double Crap07/05/01