Nintendo 64

Banjo-KazooieAn epic adventure draped in charm05/13/019/10
Banjo-Tooieif you didn't like BK, you won't be able to 'bear' this one *gets shot in head*05/13/019/10
Blues Brothers 2000Obviously the Fox on Titus' logo is their most talented developer.05/06/013/10
Bomberman 64It must have taken a lot of effort, but hudson have managed to ruin bomberman.05/28/015/10
Bomberman HeroBOOM!..... Yawn05/06/016/10
Chameleon TwistLet's not twist again05/05/015/10
Conker's Bad Fur DayDiverse, nun-deafening brilliance04/27/019/10
Disney's Donald Duck Goin' QuackersLuckily, donald only has to walk down a corridor to rescue his girl.05/28/016/10
Donkey Kong 64Flawed but oh so good monkey romp (Not that kind of monkey romp, you freaks)09/05/018/10
Duck Dodgers Starring Daffy Duckthe better of the nintendo ducks05/07/017/10
Earthworm Jim 3DTheres only one ego for this job, and it's a REALLY big one!05/07/016/10
Mario Partydoes exactly what it says on the box06/16/018/10
Mischief MakersBest 2d platformer on the N64, but why?05/06/019/10
Mystical Ninja starring GoemonEnough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive game-over dancing Konami, bring me the sexy green-haired ninja-girl, I will continue the adventure08/21/019/10
Pokemon SnapI wear a white lab coat in this game, as I am rather sad11/13/017/10
Rayman 2: The Great Escapearmless fun! (sorry)05/07/018/10
Rocket: Robot on WheelsThis brilliant game seems to have been unfortunatly overlooked.05/29/019/10
Scooby-Doo! Classic Creep CapersScrappy come back! All is forgiven!06/01/012/10
South ParkI suppose this is where I make some kind of South Park pun06/03/015/10
South Park: Chef's Luv ShackRidiculous, wholly enjoyable multiplayer game.08/18/027/10
Space Station Silicon ValleyFluffy no! Put that gun away!06/02/019/10
Star Fox 64Kiiiiiiiilll the toaaaaaaad!. *Sound of maniacal laughter*09/03/018/10
Tonic Troublecrazy yet boring05/07/015/10
Yoshi's StorySniff Sniff. I smell hype.09/12/016/10

PlayStation

40 Winkslifeless eye-candy05/12/017/10
Bugs Bunny: Lost in TimeInfogrammes have put their lucky rabbit's foot in their mouth again08/02/026/10
Crash Bandicootcreator of the corridor platformer06/18/018/10
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes BackI'm finding it difficult to come up with a synopsis for this review. *dances*10/14/018/10
Crash Bandicoot 3: WarpedThis crash landing makes an impact where past bandicoots have failed12/02/019/10
Crash BashScrappy version of Mario Party, with noticeably fewer games06/03/016/10
Crash Team RacingPutting the fun back into, er............. karting....... fun. Yep.08/15/028/10
Croc: Legend of the GobbosYazoo indeed09/20/014/10
Disney's The Emperor's New GrooveBest llama game EVER11/30/016/10
Disney's Treasure PlanetFor my hundredth review: A BELOW average licensed platformer04/25/034/10
Disney/Pixar A Bug's LifeShould be left in the dirt06/17/013/10
Gex: Enter the GeckoDing dooooooooooooong01/26/027/10
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's StoneThe potential is there, but it's hidden under an invisibility cloak of mediocrity01/04/025/10
Monsters, Inc. Scream TeamThe scariest things on offer here are wasted oppurtunities. Wet yourself with disappointment!02/08/025/10
Muppet Monster AdventureYou can't help but love what you know12/14/017/10
Pac-Man WorldExhumed for your playing pleasure by Namco09/21/017/10
Resident EvilWill you be my {Jill} Valentine? Oh sorry, didn't realise your flesh was being devoured. As you were10/10/019/10
Roll AwayA very Kula game! *Sound of justified gunfire*08/22/018/10
Scooby-Doo and the Cyber ChaseI queued around the streets for this rush developed videogame tie-in of a straight-to-DVD rehash of an old cartoon. Surprisingly it isn't that good!01/11/022/10
Sim Theme ParkIt's no wild ride01/23/036/10
SpongeBob SquarePants: SuperSpongeJust what the playstation needs in it's twilight years. Some fun.01/13/027/10
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!If you have a burning desire to love platforming again, relight your passion with this red-hot classic12/09/019/10
Spyro the DragonRead this review or die, inferior being!06/30/018/10
Spyro: Year of the DragonFamiliarity and inconsistency fail to slay the dragon's appeal02/26/027/10
The Land Before Time: Return to the Great ValleyThis is the worst game I've ever played.06/27/011/10
Wacky RacesCrap, Crap and Double Crap07/05/012/10