Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost OceanYeah, I don't know how to pronounce it, either.06/11/07
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem"It's just a game... It's just a game... It's just a game..."11/21/06
GeistThis game's underwhelming depiction of the afterlife makes me fear death that much more.04/16/07
IkarugaThe colors!06/02/05
Killer7Killer7: IS IT KILLER!??!?07/03/07
Mario Kart: Double Dash!!Double the disappointment, double the boredom.05/21/06
Metroid PrimeThe best game of the generation.11/16/04
Metroid Prime 2: EchoesI despise the taste of vomit.12/19/05
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year DoorThe witty paper pun is in my other jacket.05/29/07
PikminOne of the most innovative and charming games of the generation. If only it were a bit deeper...06/13/06
Resident EvilLike a real zombie; old and rotting.08/22/05
Resident Evil 0 Party like it's 1999.09/28/05
Resident Evil 4 The living dead will take a breather, but no one else will.08/16/05
Sonic Adventure 2 BattleSonic's first GameCube outing is a mixed bag. Ruined by a horrible soundtrack.01/31/06
Star Fox AdventuresA game 65 million years in the making.03/03/03
Super Smash Bros. MeleeNintendo took a great concept and nearly perfected it. Smashing.08/25/04
Tales of SymphoniaTales of a game you've played a billion times before.07/20/06
The Legend of Zelda Collector's EditionOne of the greatest gaming franchises out there gets a compilation to die for.06/13/06
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time / Master QuestThis is not how you do justice to the greatest game of all time.02/22/03
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind WakerEw, you got your cartoons in my Zelda! No, wait...04/08/03
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight PrincessThe hero will rise again.01/22/07
The Lord of the Rings: The Two TowersThink of it as Rogue Leader on Middle-earth.03/17/03
Viewtiful Joe"What? I have to fight this guy AGAIN?!"06/27/06


Advent RisingThe hardest game to review I've ever played.10/02/06
Armed and Dangerous"I have to admit... I like watching things blow up!"03/29/04
Beyond Good & EvilA great game for the wrong reasons.08/19/04
Blinx: The Time SweeperThis game is a time-bomb. (PWNED!)09/18/06
Burnout 3: TakedownThis game is seriously awesome.01/04/06
Burnout RevengeAw, there's nothing to complain about. Damn.01/16/06
Doom 3You'll feel like you're in hell... in more ways than one.07/10/06
Fable Here's why you shouldn't lie, kids...10/18/04
Grand Theft Auto Double PackThe grandest mob adventure since The Godfather.11/16/04
Halo 2Ignore the praise, ignore the abuse.06/24/05
Halo: Combat EvolvedA fantastic shooter with enough flaws to bring it down. Curse you, Library.10/18/03
Jade EmpireBioWare's can of whoopass.11/14/05
Ninja GaidenA game with one dominant flaw.07/25/05
Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie It was beauty killed this beast.01/23/06
Prince of Persia: The Sands of TimeBad pun alert: A game of kingly proportions.08/25/04
Prince of Persia: Warrior WithinPrince of Persia Xtreme.05/25/07
Star Wars: Knights of the Old RepublicObservation: This game kicks booty.09/26/04
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith LordsAn awesome game that you've already played.12/13/05
The Bard's TaleThe joke is on you, Bard. Now let's hear a song.02/20/07
The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay"Pain and I are old friends."08/29/05
The Elder Scrolls III: MorrowindSize matters.11/21/06
Tom Clancy's Splinter CellCellular.08/29/05
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Pandora TomorrowSINGLE PLAYER REVIEW: More of the same is, for the most part, a good thing.06/26/06