GameFAQs User Profile: MikeSuskie

Arcade Games

Jurassic Park III	Spank those lizards.	08/11/05	7/10
The Lost World: Jurassic Park	Something has survived, and it ain't Mode 7.	06/08/03	9/10

DS

Contact	So weird. So normal.	03/16/07	6/10
Feel the Magic: XY/XX	Can you feel the... ah, screw it.	01/08/07	8/10
Kirby: Canvas Curse	This game is the pot of gold at the end of the DS rainbow.	12/19/05	10/10
Meteos	Fly me to the moon.	01/19/06	9/10
Metroid Prime Pinball	Have a ball.	11/07/05	8/10
Pokemon Diamond	So you think you're "off" Pokemon? Yeah, I did, too.	05/07/07	10/10
Polarium	It only lasts so long...	07/06/05	5/10
Sonic Rush	Word! I be Sonic! I'm go bust yo cap! Check it.	03/09/07	6/10
Spider-Man 2	Me no likey.	09/30/05	3/10
Super Mario 64 DS	Great game... but it's-a too hard to control.	06/02/05	8/10
Tetris DS	Falling blocks? In a videogame? What will they think of next!	06/06/07	8/10

Game Boy

Kirby's Dream Land	Before Kirby was pink...	10/02/05	8/10
Pokemon Blue	Face the truth: Pokemon is a force to be reckoned with.	05/07/07	10/10

Game Boy Advance

Golden Sun	Gold plated sun.	10/20/04	7/10
Gunstar Super Heroes	Make up your mind, you silly game.	07/05/07	5/10
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers	"It pains us! It pains us, precious!"	03/02/03	4/10
Metroid Fusion	Game Informer says this is the best Metroid ever. What are they smoking?	09/26/04	6/10
Star X	Star Fox this game is not.	03/17/03	4/10

Game Boy Color

Zelda: Oracle of Ages

Ages beyond Seasons.

04/23/07

10/10

GameCube

Baten Kaitos	Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce it, either.	06/11/07	9/10
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem	"It's just a game... It's just a game... It's just a game..."	11/21/06	9/10
Geist	This game's underwhelming depiction of the afterlife makes me fear death that much more.	04/16/07	6/10
Ikaruga	The colors!	06/02/05	9/10
Killer7	Killer7: IS IT KILLER!??!?	07/03/07	7/10
Lord of the Rings: Two T	Think of it as Rogue Leader on Middle-earth.	03/17/03	8/10
Mario Kart: Double Dash	Double the disappointment, double the boredom.	05/21/06	4/10
Metroid Prime	The best game of the generation.	11/16/04	10/10
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes	I despise the taste of vomit.	12/19/05	6/10
Paper Mario	The witty paper pun is in my other jacket.	05/29/07	8/10
Pikmin	One of the most innovative and charming games of the generation. If only it were a bit deeper...	06/13/06	9/10
Resident Evil	Like a real zombie; old and rotting.	08/22/05	6/10
Resident Evil 0	Party like it's 1999.	09/28/05	3/10
Resident Evil 4	The living dead will take a breather, but no one else will.	08/16/05	10/10
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle	Sonic's first GameCube outing is a mixed bag. Ruined by a horrible soundtrack.	01/31/06	5/10
Star Fox Adventures	A game 65 million years in the making.	03/03/03	7/10
Super Smash Bros. Melee	Nintendo took a great concept and nearly perfected it. Smashing.	08/25/04	9/10
Tales of Symphonia	Tales of a game you've played a billion times before.	07/20/06	6/10
The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition	One of the greatest gaming franchises out there gets a compilation to die for.	06/13/06	9/10
Viewtiful Joe	"What? I have to fight this guy AGAIN?!"	06/27/06	5/10
Zelda: Ocarina/MQ	This is not how you do justice to the greatest game of all time.	02/22/03	7/10
Zelda: The Wind Waker	Ew, you got your cartoons in my Zelda! No, wait...	04/08/03	9/10
Zelda: Twilight Princess	The hero will rise again.	01/22/07	10/10

Mobile

300	Prepare for glory! Or something.	05/07/07	8/10
Brothers in Arms 3D	It's a mobile game, sure, but this is a console experience at heart.	05/30/06	9/10
Chess 2.0	Chess is chess.	03/14/07	7/10
Doom RPG	It's one hell of a ride.	04/13/06	10/10
Resident Evil: The Missions	I can't believe this game is as good as it is.	06/26/06	9/10
Tornado Mania	IT SUCKS! (I mean that in the most positive way possible.)	06/08/07	9/10
War of the Worlds	"This is an extermination."	06/27/06	7/10

NES

Metroid

In the beginning...

07/06/05

10/10

Nintendo 64

Banjo-Kazooie	A fantastic game that deserves a better tagline.	07/21/06	10/10
Conker's Bad Fur Day	Drunken squirrels! Vomiting mice! Murderous teddy bears! Singing poo! How could you go wrong? Well, you'd be surprised...	08/04/06	7/10
Donkey Kong 64	"But do your games have MONKEYS?"	07/24/06	8/10
Jet Force Gemini	Splat.	02/20/07	8/10
Kirby 64	Kirb your enthusiasm.	10/25/05	6/10
Mario Kart 64	A good reason to have friends.	08/18/05	7/10
Mega Man 64	A train wreck. Buy the original instead.	09/28/05	2/10
Paper Mario	We're killing trees, and damned if it ain't worth it.	04/30/07	9/10
Pokemon Snap	Out of focus.	12/26/06	4/10
Super Mario 64	This is the game that started it all.	08/17/05	9/10
Super Smash Bros.	Just don't buy it for the single-player game.	08/25/04	7/10
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask	Nintendo, you've spoiled us rotten.	07/25/05	10/10
Zelda: Ocarina of Time	Quite simply the best game ever made.	08/16/04	10/10

PC

The Sims

So it's a simulation... of real life? Sounds exhilarating.

01/08/07

3/10

PlayStation

Chrono Cross	It doesn't suck.	08/28/04	9/10
Crash Bandicoot	Crash Bandicoot marks one of the first times I've honestly been digusted by a game.	10/07/05	1/10
Final Fantasy Tactics	The game that destroyed my life.	10/04/05	10/10
Final Fantasy VII	This is the most overrated game of all time without question, but still one that everyone must play.	06/06/05	6/10
Final Fantasy VIII	What exactly is a gunblade, anyway?	06/06/06	4/10
Mega Man Legends	A great game... somehow.	09/12/05	9/10
Metal Gear Solid	A cinematic wonder.	06/21/05	9/10
Rayman 2: The Great Escape	Not the best version, but still a charmer.	06/15/05	8/10
Resident Evil	I love the smell of rotting flesh in the morning.	08/22/05	8/10
Resident Evil: Director'	It's good, but we've seen it already!	08/23/05	5/10
Star Ocean 2	"Only the vast reaches of outer space can hold the myriad dreams of ten billion people and still show them its infinite possibilities."	11/28/06	10/10
Vagrant Story	"And so began the story of the wanderer, the vagrant."	06/05/07	10/10

PSP

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

A long review for a movie I have a lot to say about.

07/24/06

6/10

SNES

Space Megaforce	Top-down shooters for the win.	08/21/06	10/10
Tetris Attack	An attack on boredom.	07/27/05	10/10

Xbox

Advent Rising	The hardest game to review I've ever played.	10/02/06	6/10
Armed and Dangerous	"I have to admit... I like watching things blow up!"	03/29/04	9/10
Beyond Good & Evil	A great game for the wrong reasons.	08/19/04	7/10
Blinx: The Time Sweeper	This game is a time-bomb. (PWNED!)	09/18/06	1/10
Burnout 3: Takedown	This game is seriously awesome.	01/04/06	9/10
Burnout Revenge	Aw, there's nothing to complain about. Damn.	01/16/06	10/10
Doom 3	You'll feel like you're in hell... in more ways than one.	07/10/06	2/10
Fable	Here's why you shouldn't lie, kids...	10/18/04	6/10
Grand Theft Auto Double	The grandest mob adventure since The Godfather.	11/16/04	10/10
Halo 2	Ignore the praise, ignore the abuse.	06/24/05	9/10
Halo: Combat Evolved	A fantastic shooter with enough flaws to bring it down. Curse you, Library.	10/18/03	8/10
Jade Empire	BioWare's can of whoopass.	11/14/05	9/10
King Kong	It was beauty killed this beast.	01/23/06	6/10
Morrowind	Size matters.	11/21/06	10/10
Ninja Gaiden	A game with one dominant flaw.	07/25/05	3/10
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time	Bad pun alert: A game of kingly proportions.	08/25/04	8/10
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within	Prince of Persia Xtreme.	05/25/07	3/10
Splinter Cell	Cellular.	08/29/05	9/10
Splinter Cell: PT	SINGLE PLAYER REVIEW: More of the same is, for the most part, a good thing.	06/26/06	8/10
Star Wars: KOTOR	Observation: This game kicks booty.	09/26/04	10/10
Star Wars: KOTOR II	An awesome game that you've already played.	12/13/05	8/10
The Bard's Tale	The joke is on you, Bard. Now let's hear a song.	02/20/07	3/10
The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay	"Pain and I are old friends."	08/29/05	8/10

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