Arcade Games

BattletoadsAt last, mad, bad and crazy toads02/14/049/10
Bucky O'HareBoldy going exactly where arcade sidescrollers have gone before02/14/047/10
BurgerTimeI hate eating here...06/07/048/10
Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow Over MystaraIt's not so bad04/19/047/10
Dungeons & Dragons: Tower of DoomYou are beaten, ha ha04/22/048/10
Forgotten WorldsNow peace is retvrning to this town again.03/19/047/10
Gang WarsI almost went to war on this game06/18/042/10
Haunted CastleIt's just like Castlevania except you die a lot easier05/11/043/10
Knights of the RoundPrepare to taste my mighty blade, Fat Man!02/20/046/10
Lupin IIILupin, I love ya, but you can do better than this03/09/043/10
Magical Truck AdventureGood luck finding this one03/10/0410/10
Metamorphic ForceBeat 'em up werewolf game...where have I heard that before?02/22/048/10
Mystic WarriorsBeware of SKULL enterprise on! It's sure to be mega-hit!06/30/047/10
Pretty Soldier Sailor MoonSailah Mune!03/08/047/10
Quiz & DragonsWelcome to my game show of doom04/19/046/10
Quiz Nanairo DreamsLook, up in the sky! It's a board game, it's a trivia contest, it's a dating sim!06/07/047/10
Sunset RidersWhat's say we shoot bullets out of our guns at them?02/08/048/10
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989)Vaporized to milk shake??03/03/046/10
The King of DragonsOh!!!02/21/047/10
The Ninja KidsDo you feel our power.03/21/046/10
Warriors of FateDestiny of an Emperor, the beat 'em up03/25/048/10
Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo MesaLet's rodeo?04/24/046/10
Wonder-MomoWeird game02/18/046/10
X-Men: The Arcade GameGO and SAVE the CITY!05/09/048/10

Genesis

Action 52Go to WarioWare. Go directly to WarioWare, do not pass Action 52, do not collect 52 crummy games.12/20/064/10
Altered BeastAwkward Beast05/09/044/10
Awesome PossumUh...no02/06/042/10
Beavis and Butt-headCheck out my hand03/15/048/10
Dinosaurs for HireActually, THIS is the amazing plotless game.09/12/047/10
Double Dragon V: The Shadow FallsSee if you can keep up: this is a game based on a show based on a game02/08/042/10
Earthworm Jim 2Eat dirt, icky maggoty type thing!03/02/048/10
Fantastic DizzySaving would've saved it04/12/047/10
Gunstar HeroesZap! Zap! BOOM!! Die, robot pig dogs! Ahahahaha!11/29/048/10
Mickey Mania: The Timeless Adventures of Mickey MouseMickey Mediocrity02/02/046/10
Mighty Morphin Power RangersMighty Morphin' Mediocrity09/29/045/10
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The MovieIt's the game with no middle!02/27/045/10
Mutant League HockeyThe only sports game I ever enjoyed02/04/047/10
Rocket Knight AdventuresYeah it was just there to cash in on the Sonic crowd, but not bad02/12/047/10
Scooby-Doo MysteryScooby Scooby Doo, lookin' for you, shouldn't be a game about ya!03/04/044/10
Shining Force IIA sequel that's actually better01/23/048/10
Shining in the DarknessNow with 98% more dungeon crawl!03/08/045/10
Spider-ManI thought they'd never get it right03/08/048/10
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament FightersAnother 2-D fighting game. Yay.08/05/044/10
The Adventures of Mighty MaxLacking the mightiness02/07/042/10
The Incredible Crash DummiesThe Inedible Dash Crummies03/06/043/10
The Pirates of Dark WaterWhy is it so hard to do this right?02/13/047/10
ToeJam & EarlBoogie boogie boogie!01/22/048/10
ToeJam & Earl in Panic on FunkotronCrank it, Earl02/06/048/10
X-MenX-Mediocre05/26/045/10

NES

Action 52Today on "Why Videogame Companies Go Bankrupt," Active Enterprises!01/03/051/10
AmagonGuys, you didn't know about the game's gimmick, obviously05/15/047/10
AstyanaxInteresting story, standard gameplay03/09/047/10
AthenaA game so bad you wonder how there was no divine retribution04/21/042/10
Back to the Future II & IIISuddenly, letting Biff rule the world doesn't seem so bad07/19/042/10
Bad Street BrawlerDon't trouble trouble by playing this game02/11/044/10
BattletoadsMore battling, less toading01/12/046/10
Bible AdventuresAin't the worst, but won't turn anyone on to the church02/09/044/10
Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game AdventureMost heinous02/03/042/10
Cheetahmen IIActive Imaginations, maybe01/07/051/10
Choujin Sentai JetmanThe Earth Was Saved. Thank You Jetman!01/08/045/10
Defenders of Dynatron CityTHere's nothing worth defending in Dynatron City05/09/052/10
Deja VuWhy do I feel like I've played this game before?06/30/048/10
Dragon PowerEternal Dragon, I wish for a better game!02/24/043/10
Flying WarriorsImport Sentai Flying Warriors01/22/048/10
Frankenstein: The Monster ReturnsIt wants to be Castlevania, but it's not Castlevania05/30/046/10
Fushigi no Umi Nadia: The Secret of Blue WaterEasily the strangest use of a license I've ever played11/29/045/10
GhostbustersWho ya gonna call? Not these guys!02/03/043/10
Ghoul SchoolSooner or later, somebody was going to name a game that01/09/043/10
Godzilla 2: War of the MonstersFeel the wrath of my awesome...SLOT MACHINE!! Bwahahahaha!!!02/04/041/10
Godzilla: Monster of Monsters!King of the Mediocre Side-Scrollers02/05/045/10
Kid IcarusOh no! It's the killer nose glasses!05/27/049/10
Legacy of the WizardI used to like this game, but once I seriously tried to play it...06/02/045/10
Little Nemo: The Dream MasterI've had dreams like this03/28/047/10
Little Ninja BrothersLet's adventure Chinaland!01/25/047/10
Low G Man: The Low Gravity ManOne man CAN stop a robot uprising!08/23/047/10
M.U.S.C.L.E.MUSCLE, something this game could stand a lot more of01/22/043/10
MagicianMost generic title ever.01/16/075/10
Maniac MansionDon't be a tuna head, play this game05/15/049/10
Mega ManThis is what classic game is all about03/07/048/10
Mega Man 5Beating a dead horse01/28/044/10
Mega Man 6Goodbye, Mega Man. Can't say this was one to remember you by03/08/044/10
NightshadeThe most generic superhero game in the world!08/07/047/10
PaperboyWith a neighborhood like this, maybe a paperboy delivering is newsworth06/26/047/10
Princess Tomato in the Salad KingdomCalifornia Raisins: The Dark Age01/22/047/10
Raid 2020It's like NARC except it totally sucks12/21/041/10
River City RansomThey don't make 'em like this anymore01/23/0410/10
Robin Hood: Prince of ThievesWhy is there so much brown???!03/09/047/10
Rockin' KatsRockin' indeed06/21/048/10
Saint Seiya: Ougon DensetsuSo, um, exactly where did they forget to make this fun?01/13/042/10
Saint Seiya: Ougon Densetsu Kanketsu HenPegasus Meteor Suck!01/13/041/10
Spiritual WarfareThe Legend of Jesus02/18/056/10
Star VoyagerWhat do you do???!02/22/072/10
StarTropicsWelcome to the Ugly Islands04/15/047/10
SupermanMaking this game playable is a job for Superman!04/29/041/10
Sword MasterUm, en garde and stuff06/24/045/10
Taboo: The Sixth SenseIt's not a game, it's a time machine02/09/041/10
The Goonies IIIt's fun to play The Goonies 2! And hit old ladies!04/18/058/10
The Legend of ZeldaWhy the Legend of "Zelda"?02/07/0410/10
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space MutantsI'm toastified, man06/28/044/10
ThunderbirdsAnother mindless shooter, another weird licensed title01/18/056/10
Totally RadHelp, Jake! They're like stealing me or something!03/03/045/10
Ultima: Quest of the AvatarPatience is a virtue, too09/08/047/10
UninvitedWho's not invited? Me or them?06/07/046/10
Urusei Yatsura: Lum no Wedding BellThis is based on Lum?01/22/044/10
Wall Street KidKid, get off Wall Street01/23/042/10
WidgetOn my planet, Widget means "mighty protector"!06/07/045/10
Wurm: Journey to the Center of the EarthAnd I thought NES games couldn't have plots03/03/049/10

Online/Browser

PC

Ace LightningAce Lightning and the Carnival of Run of the Mill Gameplay08/24/045/10
Atlantis EvolutionHalt, deviant! Halt, deviant! Halt, deviant! Halt, deviant! Halt, deviant...02/09/055/10
Callahan's Crosstime SaloonTo...entertaining adventure games02/14/048/10
Dare to Dream Volume 1: In a Darkened RoomNot exactly a dream, but a fun game02/06/047/10
Dare to Dream Volume 2: In Search of the BeastDream, dream, dreeeeeeeaamm...02/07/047/10
Dare to Dream Volume 3: Christian's LairFrail and timid, turn back now02/07/045/10
Dragon's Lair 3D: Return to the LairI always knew Dirk was clumsy, but this...05/28/044/10
Dream ChroniclesI can't think of anything to say. That's how boring this game is.12/10/073/10
Evil GeniusFun the first time05/20/057/10
Fatal RelationsMix two parts meaningless sex, three parts aimless story, two parts equal cheesy music and dialogue. Serves nine.11/29/031/10
Freedom ForceWaddaya know? A superhero game that's actually good02/04/049/10
Full ThrottleGreat game but feels way too short04/05/049/10
GloriaEndings! Endings!! ENDINGS!!!01/06/047/10
Goblins Quest 3Beeba baloo? Bada baloo?04/05/047/10
Home AloneAaaaagh!04/30/047/10
Jewel Knights - CrusadersZerocool. That should've warned me off.03/23/072/10
KeepsakeKeep Awake: A Forgettable Adventure08/28/064/10
King's Quest II: Romancing The ThroneThe logic train's been held up06/03/046/10
King's Quest III: To Heir Is HumanGraham's children are learning and growing, just like the designers of their games06/15/047/10
King's Quest IV: The Perils of RosellaA half-step in the right direction02/15/057/10
King's Quest V: Absence Makes the Heart Go YonderEnough with the adaptations of trite sayings06/03/048/10
King's Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone TomorrowA game worth all the build up.03/23/0710/10
King's Quest VII: The Princeless BrideDethroned02/13/074/10
Labyrinth of TimeHey, this winged guy wasn't sitting next to me a minute ago...06/21/048/10
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's RevengeA so-so sequel to a good game02/10/045/10
Nocturnal IllusionNot a bad little hentai game01/15/048/10
Private NurseProbably the most depressing H-game I've ever played, and I loved it.11/14/058/10
Quest For Glory I: So You Want To Be A Hero (VGA Version)A remake actually worth picking up09/01/049/10
Quest For Glory II: Trial By Fire...And wind, and earth, and water...03/23/077/10
Quest For Glory IV: Shadows of DarknessWould be better if not for the ocean of glitches03/31/045/10
Quest For Glory V: Dragon FireNot a bad ending, but could have put more effort into it12/19/037/10
Runaway CitySupremely average, and throws a nasty curve at the end01/21/044/10
Seasons of the SakuraNot perfect, but a great example of its kind11/29/038/10
Space Quest 6: Roger Wilco in The Spinal FrontierWe'll have to go to...ludicrous gameplay!02/12/074/10
Space Quest II: Chapter II - Vohaul's RevengeSpace Quest Stumbles05/11/045/10
Super Solvers: Midnight Rescue!Buffo, Rollo, Turbo, I'm doomed!08/04/049/10
Superhero League of HobokenA spoof that goes down right01/25/078/10
The Black CauldronAh, memories02/02/048/10
The Curse of Monkey IslandA good sequel to a so-so game02/10/048/10
The Legend of Kyrandia: Book OneNever put salt in your eyes.07/08/047/10
The Maid's StoryRepetition helps kids learn02/22/045/10
The Secret of Monkey IslandGood start to a good series02/09/047/10
Tokimeki Check-in!Not a bad game at all12/17/039/10
Torin's PassageI thought I had silenced them all...01/20/048/10
True Love '95Divine artifacts for sale in second hand stores? Kidnappers with BB guns? It must be True Love '95!05/25/048/10
X-ChangeX-change this for something playable03/29/041/10
Zanzarah: The Hidden PortalFor anyone who dreamt of catching fairies12/09/037/10