NES

10-Yard FightI see the yards, but where's the fight? ::pummels the game::08/23/005/10
1942Japanese game about a Japanese defeat? Oh well, I like the song "The March of the Midway".08/23/007/10
1943: The Battle of MidwayKamikaze can be translated to mean "God's Breath", among other things...08/27/008/10
3-D WorldRunnerWorld-Wide Sports taken to a new level!02/01/007/10
720 Degrees::Spin, spin, spin...crunch:: OW! THIS REALLY SUCKS!!!08/31/004/10
8 EyesNo, they aren't real eyes...09/07/007/10
Abadox: The Deadly Inner WarGeez, is this Aliens with a slightly different ending? I pity you, Ripley...09/13/007/10
Adventure IslandWell, smack me with a ball-peen hammer!11/22/004/10
Adventure Island 3Ah, the best for the NES in this series.02/09/007/10
Adventure Island IILemme tell ya 'bout the time I defeated the aliens with some dinosaurs and an axe!02/09/007/10
Adventures of Dino RikiStomp this game, Dino! Stomp it NOW!02/09/005/10
Adventures of LoloHey...why am I a little blue ball with eyes?02/09/007/10
Adventures of Lolo 2More of the same game.01/31/007/10
Adventures of Lolo 3Finally, a worthy sequel!01/31/007/10
Adventures of Tom SawyerThank you, Rush, for such a wonderful song.02/09/006/10
Air FortressIt's actually in space, not air.02/09/006/10
AirwolfShould have shot this one down before it was made.02/02/004/10
AkiraAlmost Straight from the movie.04/02/007/10
Al Unser Jr.'s Turbo RacingFast and Furious, but where IS Al, anyways?02/02/005/10
Alfred ChickenLook out, Kentucky Fried Chicken! Alfred's here!02/02/006/10
Alien 3A good game for a good system about a bad movie.02/09/006/10
Alien SyndromeWhere's those guys from Contra, anyways?02/09/007/10
All-Pro BasketballThis game shoots and scores on the graphic mark.02/02/006/10
AmagonThis is NOT Altered Beast.02/09/004/10
American GladiatorsNitro, Ice, Sunshine...aren't these drugs?02/09/005/10
Antarctic AdventureHave you ever skipped paradise for a Political Rally? I know I haven't...12/03/013/10
AnticipationMario Party this ain't.02/09/004/10
Arch Rivals: A Basket Brawl!Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy PUNCH!02/10/007/10
ArchonNot Chess, Not Fighting...Fess? Chiting?02/10/006/10
ArkanoidForrest Gump would probably have been good at this game.02/10/006/10
Attack of the Killer TomatoesOh, where's George Clooney when you need him?04/04/007/10
Back to the FutureAck! Call the doctor, I think I'm going to DIE!02/11/002/10
Bad DudesA lousy Cheeseburger? How about "No taxes for life"?02/11/005/10
Bad Street BrawlerKick! Punch! It's all in the mind...02/02/006/10
Balloon FightUp in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a...kid with a balloon?02/16/006/10
BaseballOy vay!03/02/006/10
CastlevaniaA cutting-edge classic!04/14/008/10
Castlevania II: Simon's QuestCurses! Foiled again! And since I was foiled again, here's some Curses!04/14/008/10
Castlevania III: Dracula's CurseVegita makes a daring foray into the Essay-Style Review. Just as one would expect, no one cares. On to the review!09/10/018/10
Contra (1987)Stupid Konami Code! I keep dying! Help me!02/06/007/10
Cyber Stadium Series: Base WarsBaseball, fighting...almost a good mix.03/02/006/10
David Crane's A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on BloboloniaCavities, Jelly Beans, and Blobs. Sounds like a day at my house.04/04/007/10
Disney Adventures in the Magic KingdomGoofy, You've got some 'splainin' to do!02/02/005/10
Dragon Ball 3: GokuudenA refined Dragon Ball RPG spanning the entire series!04/11/006/10
Dragon Ball Z Gaiden: Saiya-jin Zetsumetsu KeikakuAn original DBZ game with custom attacks!04/07/007/10
Dragon Ball Z II: Gekigami Freeza!!A DBZ RPG with amazing graphics and easy gameplay!04/04/007/10
Dragon Ball Z III: Ressen Jinzou NingenAmazing Graphics highlight this Dragon Ball game.04/04/008/10
Dragon Ball Z: Kyoushuu! SaiyajinA unique but slow power system drags this otherwise great game down.04/04/008/10
Dragon Ball: Daimaou FukkatsuAn innovative RPG game along the lines of Dragon Ball.04/11/006/10
Dragon PowerWell, it WAS their first attempt...03/29/006/10
Dragon WarriorThe highlight of the game was finding the flute. Really.02/06/005/10
Duck HuntWouldn't YOU love to see the dog get it?04/21/006/10
Final FantasyWham! Bam! Thank you, Square!04/21/007/10
Final Fantasy IIA great sequel, with innovations pouring out of every port and orafice!04/05/009/10
Final Fantasy IIIAmazing Graphics, easy gameplay, BUY IT NOW!04/05/009/10
Fist of the North StarOk, so I'm the only person in the WORLD that knows what to do in this game.04/10/002/10
Gekitotsu Yonku BattleAnother new day, another old review.05/31/027/10
GradiusOptions! Lasers! Bombs! Global Thermo-Nuclear Deathrays!-wait a minute.02/06/009/10
Hogan's AlleyStupid Gangster! Die this time!02/06/006/10
HydlideThe honorable Judge Wopner presiding...08/12/002/10
JuuoukiRessurected Fighters Go After Underworld Wizard! Film at 11.02/01/007/10
King's KnightWonders abound as to where the title came from...07/14/024/10
Kung FuSoh des ne? Yokatta...10/17/016/10
Little Ninja BrothersCheesy Martial Arts fun! Rock Taco!04/06/007/10
Mega ManFirst in series: Yes. Best in series: No.04/09/008/10
Mega Man 2An Awesome sequel to a pretty good game.04/10/009/10
Mega Man 3If he can jump, then that SHOULD mean he can bend his legs, right?04/10/007/10
Mega Man 4A new ability helps keep the Blue Bomber afloat in this sequel...04/10/007/10
Mega Man 5Ok, NOW we're just not trying any more...04/10/007/10
Mega Man 6The final Mega Man game for the Nintendo, and not a moment too soon!04/10/006/10
MetroidThis game would sparkle with more! It is the truth in sense, yes!!!01/17/017/10
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind...02/06/007/10
NESStraight from the Discovery Channel08/10/009/10
Ninja GaidenAn amazing work of art surrounding a story about Ninjas and Demons? All right, break out the nachos!04/14/009/10
Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of ChaosAn enthralling game featuring Ninjas, Demons, and wierd see-through red clones...well, THAT'S wierd.04/14/009/10
Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of DoomYet another Ninja game with swords and evil everywhere. Woo hoo!04/17/008/10
Penguin-Kun WarsVegita gets deranged and edgy, Penguin-Style!10/26/013/10
Spy HunterIt doth not ageth well, sayeth I.04/16/032/10
StarTropicsA new day, and old review.05/31/0210/10
Super CStill tryin' to save the world, and only the only thing that can't kill them is their own weaponry?04/06/008/10
Super Mario Bros. 2A VERY unique sequel to Super Mario Bros. (Although in Japan, this was another game entirely).04/21/009/10
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989)Getting ninjas off of the streets and back in the sewers where they belong.09/14/016/10
The Addams Family::Click Click::02/08/006/10
The Adventures of Bayou BillyI wish teh light gun would shoot Billy.02/09/005/10
The Adventures of Rad GravityHey, Jay, Waddaya Say?02/09/006/10
The Bard's TaleAn old school RPG that systems all around desperately need: a completely average game!03/02/005/10
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space MutantsAh, a Simpsons game for the Nintendo. What a great idea...OH GOD NO! WHAT DID THEY DO???04/05/005/10
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the WorldI'd rather have my gums scraped by rusty barbed wire.02/06/003/10
The Three StoogesHey Moe! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk... ::pokes Curly in the eyes::04/05/007/10
Who Framed Roger RabbitVegita cleans the entryway closet and finds...a review!05/29/025/10
XenophobeCalling Lieutenant Ripley...Lieutenant Ripley...02/07/005/10

Super Nintendo

ActRaiserVegita's Dusty Shelf o' reviews is being cleared off...left drawer.05/28/027/10
Contra III: The Alien WarsVegita cleans the closet in his room and finds...a review!05/29/028/10
Dragon Ball Z Super ButoudenThe first attempt at a Super Nintendo DBZ Fighting game doesn't do QUITE that good...03/23/007/10
Dragon Ball Z Super Butouden 2A MUCH better Dragon Ball fighter than the previous one...03/24/008/10
Dragon Ball Z Super Butouden 3A lack of certain characters and a story mode hurt this otherwise good fighter.03/24/007/10
Dragon Ball Z: Hyper DimensionThe best of the best in 16-bit, Dragon Ball fighting games...not that there's many to speak of..04/28/008/10
E.V.O.: Search for EdenVegita's Quest to get rid of old review he has lying around continues...05/30/029/10
Final Fantasy IVWham! Bam! Thank you, Nobuo!04/27/009/10
Out of This WorldFrom the diary (and thoughts) of Professor Chaykin...04/12/048/10
Secret of EvermoreWatch the sparks fly as Vegita grapples with the English Language again! SWEET!!!01/14/024/10
Secret of ManaMusic! Graphics! Sound! Gameplay! Plot! When your powers combine, I am Secret of Mana!04/20/009/10
ShadowrunVeggie's backlog is...now clear! ::plays the 'Victory' music from Final Fantasy, while pumping his arms up and down::06/03/027/10
Super Castlevania IVAn exceptional game for an exceptional system.11/01/999/10
Super Ghouls 'n GhostsAnother new day, another old review.05/31/026/10
The 7th SagaFrankly, I can't see why people didn't like this game that much.04/20/008/10
The Legend of the Mystical NinjaGradius, here I come! Oh, wait, I should probably save the kingdom first...04/06/007/10
The Lost VikingsAnother new day, another old review.05/31/029/10
U.N. SquadronLong and Tedious? You Bet! Warthogs with Crushing DEATH!!!!01/04/029/10
X-Men: Mutant ApocalypseSundays are worth 2.06/02/027/10