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Arcade Games

64th Street: A Detective	Did they know it was this inept?	03/29/03	3/10
Altered Beast	Won for your wife!	06/08/03	3/10
Battle Garegga	Tougher than dodging an 8-way spray of 20mm bullets.	07/04/03	8/10
BloodStorm	A great, but obscure, MK killer	05/14/01	9/10
Bloody Wolf	The bastard child of 'Nam and the caps lock key.	03/13/03	5/10
Chinese Hero	Chinese Hero, American irritation.	02/02/02	3/10
Crime City	This weapon is lethal! HAR!	07/28/02	7/10
Crisis Zone	Not a threat? Gun it down anyway.	11/09/02	10/10
Dead Connection	Godfatheriffic!	01/28/02	10/10
DoDonPachi	Better than the best.	04/07/03	10/10
Fatal Fury	A nice little game if judged by the right standards	12/29/01	8/10
Final Fight	The first, the best, the most complex. Oh yeah, and there's hitting.	01/15/02	9/10
Ginga NinkyouDen	Obscurity can be a blessing.	03/10/02	2/10
Golden Axe 2	As good as gold graphically, lackluster in gameplay.	04/02/02	6/10
Hotdog Storm	Explanation inside.	03/31/03	2/10
Mercs	Forever deprived	07/02/03	5/10
Metal Slug	If this game were a woman, I would be stalking her right now.	07/28/02	10/10
Ninja Combat	Goofy Americans do not make good ninjas.	07/25/02	2/10
Ninja Commando	I've never seen any ninjas flip out quite this lamely.	10/30/02	3/10
Police 911	Jump up, jump up, and get down! Jump around!	04/29/02	9/10
Riot City	It's just like Final Fight. Only it sucks.	01/26/02	1/10
Search and Rescue	Quench your bloodthirst with exploding zombies!	01/31/02	8/10
Shinobi	Does this game live up to the hype?!?! Look to the right.	10/18/02	9/10
Silent Dragon	If this game were a haircut, it would be a mullet.	12/15/02	4/10
Sly Spy	A few more similarites and this game would have been bonded with copyright infringement.	04/13/02	6/10
Splatterhouse	Can intestines save an otherwise average game?	01/10/02	5/10
Sunset Riders	A straight shooter? Err...	05/27/03	9/10
The House of the Dead	Wouldn't being undead make you alive in the first place?	05/03/02	8/10
The Punisher	This game rocks me until I'm sore.	03/14/02	10/10
Tumble Pop	Japanese kids with vacuums, I kid you not.	01/10/02	6/10
Vendetta	This game shows it's fun to hit strangers with bricks.	01/16/02	9/10
Violence Fight	A game saved only by comedy.	01/11/02	2/10
Warriors of Fate	Mediocre, but not entirely without redeeming qualities	01/23/02	6/10
X-Men	X-Chicken.	02/01/03	4/10

Atari 2600

Custer's Revenge

Pixelated loving. You heard me.

10/09/02

4/10

Dreamcast

Capcom vs. SNK	A solid and enjoyable compromise between the 2 companies	12/31/01	8/10
ChuChu Rocket!	I feel old.	03/17/03	4/10
Fatal Fury	Listen to me, people. Terry is AMERICAN. AMERICAN. You don't even care, do you?	08/06/02	5/10
Giga Wing 2	Taste my multicolored pain!!!	10/28/02	5/10
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure	The '80s are back, and they're going to kill you.	02/26/02	8/10
King of Fighters '98	A lazy masterpiece.	01/25/03	8/10
Maken X	Bizarre, but in a great way.	09/21/01	6/10
Quake III Arena	Nice graphics are crushed under the weight of awful gameplay.	01/17/02	3/10
Slave Zero	Slave Zero undoubtedly proves itself to be the worst game released for the Dreamcast.	01/07/02	1/10
SoulCalibur	The best fighting game ever to be released, bar none.	11/12/01	10/10
Space Channel 5	KEEP!.....ON!........DANCING!	01/30/02	7/10
Street Fighter Alpha 3	If stagnacy is your thing, then SFA3 is all for you!	01/08/02	4/10
Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike	This game rules all the other Street Fighters with an iron fist.	01/09/02	9/10
The Last Blade 2: Heart of the Samurai	An unfortunate nail in SNK's coffin.	04/28/02	3/10
The Typing of the Dead	I typed everything in this review, I swear to god.	11/29/02	5/10
Virtua Fighter 3tb	About as painful to look at as it is to play.	02/05/02	2/10
Zombie Revenge	Welcome to the horrible world of tagline writer's block.	11/11/02	6/10

Game Boy

Solar Striker

A last resort... if that.

10/23/02

3/10

Game Boy Advance

Final Fight One

Give us this day our daily Bred.

01/06/03

8/10

Genesis

Alien Soldier	Sure he's an alien, but that's an awful Earth-centric view to take.	05/30/02	8/10
Castlevania: Bloodlines	Breaking news: turns out Count Dracula can't die.	11/19/02	9/10
Contra: Hard Corps	This game is 16 bits of wet-your-pants gaming.	01/10/02	10/10
Ka-Ge-Ki: Fists of Steel	Big heads and repetition, in that order.	03/19/02	3/10
Shadow Dancer	This game is almost as cool as I am.	02/07/03	9/10
Splatterhouse 2	Smash! Punch! Rest! Punch some more!	08/31/01	7/10
Splatterhouse 3	Yet another reason to punch the undead.	01/14/02	8/10
Streets of Rage	If I kill a man with a beer bottle, I expect to be at least entertained.	01/29/03	5/10
Streets of Rage II	Pipes: not just for plumbing!	05/31/02	10/10
The Revenge of Shinobi	My other tagline sucked, too.	01/28/03	7/10

NES

Bad Dudes	You'd be hard pressed to find more inept ninjas...	02/08/02	3/10
Bad Street Brawler	"Are you bad enough dude to beat up self-propelling midgets?"	06/01/02	5/10
Castlevania	I await your poorly written hate mail with open arms.	10/09/02	3/10
Castlevania II	What an exciting foray into the world of RPGs. Let us never repeat it.	04/09/02	3/10
Double Dragon II	It's Deja Vu all over again.	02/08/02	7/10
Hydlide	Couldn't someone have just shot me or something?	03/20/03	1/10
Ice Hockey	The ultimate sports game for people that hate sports.	02/07/02	10/10
Karate Champ	I'd rather hammer nails with my face.	01/18/02	1/10
Marble Madness	I've seen tupperware with better gameplay than this.	01/09/02	2/10
Mega Man 2	If I had a cannon for an arm, less people would cut me off.	10/15/02	10/10
NARC	Narc? A Seven? Yeah! I'm crazy like that!	01/04/02	7/10
Ninja Gaiden	Painful, Unforgiving, Masterful.	05/13/02	10/10
Power Blade	What goes around comes around.	03/23/03	9/10
Tetris	It's a lot of blocks. Get over it.	03/13/03	5/10
The Adventures of Bayou Billy	Sometimes people ask me why I'm an athiest.	02/25/02	1/10

PC

Blood	Take your morals elsewhere, kids.	03/12/02	8/10
Counter-Strike	Massive.	10/14/02	8/10
Fallout	Let's see Squall handle a dose of radiation poisoning.	10/30/02	9/10
Half-Life: Firearms	Not quite the next Counter-Strike killer	09/01/01	7/10
Half-Life: The Opera	This review features a celebrity cameo!	02/03/03	3/10
Hexen: Beyond Heretic	Kill things!	09/28/03	6/10
Minesweeper	Why not?	02/05/03	4/10
Red Faction	Ad infinitum.	02/15/02	4/10
Return to Castle Wolf	Owes nothing to its roots, its allegiance is now to gameplay.	03/16/02	9/10
Sentimental Shooting	The laser: it burns, it cuts, and it declothes.	08/28/03	3/10
Soldier of Fortune	Guard shot, made headless, set on fire, dismembered.	03/28/02	7/10

PlayStation

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure	Ora, ora, ora, ora, ora, ora, ora! That's a good thing.	10/14/02	10/10
R-Types	Humbling.	07/25/02	5/10
Silent Hill	Please scroll up or down to one of the other 30+ reviews.	10/28/02	10/10
Street Fighter EX + Alpha	Ryu. Ken. Crackerjack?	06/24/02	7/10
Thrill Kill	A serving-size package of disembowelment.	01/22/02	8/10
Wipeout 3	Pure racing gold.... at times.	02/04/02	8/10

PlayStation 2

Amplitude	Flat.	04/21/03	7/10
Armored Core 2	AC veterans will find it too little too late.	11/12/01	5/10
Armored Core 2: Another Age	I really want to like it....	07/15/02	5/10
Armored Core 3	An excellent game once you realize it.	06/27/03	8/10
Burnout	A horribly mangled game spawned from a unique concept.	01/12/02	2/10
Contra: Shattered Soldier	I like this game. What a lame tagline this is.	01/06/03	9/10
Devil May Cry	Game problems are eclipsed by the fun of it all!	01/04/02	9/10
Frequency	Buy this game or I'll beat you up.	11/10/02	10/10
Headhunter	Equip those shades, Jack... There's danger afoot!	11/24/02	7/10
Hitman 2	Cool as ninjas are, they can't stand up to a .45	11/17/02	8/10
Manhunt	Not for the weak.	12/18/03	10/10
Max Payne	Yes, with some duct tape and some glue, you can make your own pun!	06/25/02	7/10
Metal Gear Solid 2	Small problems balanced out by the best video game story yet.	01/02/02	9/10
Shinobi	Past meets present; conflict ensues.	05/08/03	6/10
Silent Hill 2	Overwhelming.	06/25/02	10/10
State of Emergency	Repetition, repetition, repetition, repetition.	03/23/02	4/10
Tekken 4	Kick, punch, it's all in the.... limbs.	02/04/03	9/10
The Thing	This settles it: I don't trust any of you.	11/04/02	3/10
Twisted Metal: Black	More car explosions than a Hulk Hogan movie.	06/25/02	8/10
Way of the Samurai	To date, the only game where I can hit a girl with a barstool.	10/23/02	8/10

Redemption

Skee-Ball

The problem: low self esteem. The culprit: Skee-Ball.

04/20/02

6/10

SNES

ActRaiser	Being omnipotent makes me sleepy.	03/05/02	5/10
Axelay	A vertizontal shooter as irritating as the word I just made up.	03/21/02	4/10
Bram Stoker's Dracula	A review to drive you batty! dodges assorted thrown objects	04/16/02	3/10
Castlevania: Dracula X	Remembered by many as that other SNES Castlevania game.	02/28/02	7/10
Contra III: The Alien Wars	The middle child.	01/14/03	7/10
Final Fight 2	The poorer of Final Fight's two illegitimate children.	02/16/02	5/10
Final Fight 3	A final effort, even if not a great one.	02/18/02	6/10
Hagane	FYI: not pronounced HUH-gane!	10/15/02	9/10
Lethal Enforcers	I feel lucky.	05/04/02	9/10
Revolution X	The revolution will not be televised, and thank god for that.	05/14/02	3/10
Shadowrun	The future: much like a futuristic version of now.	05/02/02	7/10
Super Castlevania IV	Evolved masterpiece to some, hideous freak to others.	04/30/02	10/10
Super Punch-Out!!	The score is pronounced 'ten.'	01/21/03	10/10

Xbox

House of the Dead III

With as much odd food as I eat, I'd try brains at least once.

01/13/03

5/10

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