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Game Boy

Kirby's Dream Land 2	Kirby, Kirby, quite contrurby, how do you suck yet blow?	05/09/03	9/10
Pokemon Blue	I didn't want to give it this score, HONEST!!!	12/03/00	10/10
Super Mario Land 2	Has Mario ever been in a bad game?	05/07/00	9/10
Wario Blast: Featuring B	Blow that fat git Wario up, it's about time SOMEONE did it to him...	08/12/00	7/10
Wario Land	One of the funnest Game-Boy games in existence!	03/12/00	8/10
Wario Land II	We all love Wario! Wario is cool! Yay Wario!	07/02/00	9/10

Game Boy Advance

Harry Potter	Does the game live up to the hype? Does the hype of the game live up to the hype? What is hype? Hype is a funny word. Baha.	11/13/02	3/10
Super Mario Advance	Advances middle finger towards Mario	10/04/01	4/10

Genesis

Alex Kidd: Enchanted Castle	Good game......and I'm not kidding. BAHAHA!	10/03/01	8/10
Art Alive	Just what the heck is this?	06/24/00	1/10
Batman Returns	King Broccoli returns...this sorry game to the shop that swindled me out of two dollars	06/01/04	2/10
Double Dragon 3: The Arcade Game	So many dragons...draaaaagons!	08/12/00	8/10
Earthworm Jim	Even better than finding one of the little things in your apple....	07/02/00	9/10
Ecco the Dolphin	The sound of one hand clapping...underwater	06/09/04	9/10
Kid Chameleon	Beat this game and i'll give you a kazillion dollars	05/06/00	7/10
Krusty's Super Fun House	It appears Krusty wasn't satisfied with just having an average TV show.....he's got an average game now too!	06/25/00	5/10
Mortal Kombat 3	It's even better than those movies! As if that was hard to do....	08/13/00	8/10
Mortal Kombat II	Flawless Victory!	02/14/04	1/10
Sonic the Hedgehog 2	See Sonic run, RUN SONIC RUN!	06/17/00	9/10
The Jungle Book	The king of the swingers indeed	03/21/04	9/10
X-Men 2: Clone Wars	I can't see why the X-Men wouldn't want to be cloned....an extra Wolverine or two might come in handy.	07/23/00	6/10

NES

Arch Rivals: A Basket Brawl!	If only all basketball were like this....	07/01/00	7/10
Aussie Rules Footy	Great sport........great game	07/13/00	9/10
Crackout	Blah.	04/02/02	6/10
Crash Dummies	Remember kids, always buckle your safety-belt!	05/23/00	7/10
Disney Adventures in the Magic Kingdom	Oh Goofy, you incorrigable little scamp!	11/16/03	4/10
Mario Is Missing!	....the government are now going to lengths to make sure he's never found again.	12/16/00	1/10
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!	"What do I do coach?" "Salami."	07/13/04	10/10
Pinball	I've never seen a name of a game describe the actual game so well before.....	12/02/00	8/10
Rainbow Islands	I give this game four out of ten	12/08/01	4/10
Rampart	A game as tedious as this review!	08/17/00	1/10
River City Ransom	Here is your chance to make up your own review synopsis! Just use your imagination, come on...aww to heck with it. "This is a good game." Good enough?	12/15/00	10/10
RoboCop 2	Robo-plop.	11/13/03	2/10
Snake Rattle 'n Roll	Hmmmmmmmmm...........strange	12/16/00	6/10
Super Mario Bros. 3	Very nice indeed....	12/02/00	10/10
Tennis	Still one of the most fun tennis games going round.	03/06/00	7/10
Tetris	Ummmm......Tetris is cool	05/06/00	10/10
Totally Rad	Bad premise + Bad name = Bad Game	07/04/00	3/10
Wall Street Kid	Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......not bad at all	01/06/01	7/10

Nintendo 64

Conker's Bad Fur Day	A good effort, but not enough to conker my heart.	07/07/04	7/10
Pokemon Snap	Awesome!	01/28/04	8/10
Super Mario 64	Yippee!	02/02/04	10/10

PC

3D Movie Maker	Make your own 3D movies!!!!!!!!	04/01/02	8/10
Alley Cat	Alley cat, alley cat..........what are they feeding you?	11/28/00	4/10
Anastasia: Adventures with Pooka and Bartok	The touching story of a russian princess and a talking bat.....	07/14/00	6/10
Battle Beast	Watch the cute little dinosaur and the lovely little fish beat the snot out of each other, aint it the prettiest picture!	07/19/00	3/10
Captain Comic	Hahahaha. You're so funny, Captain Comic.	03/30/02	7/10
Carmen Sandiego: World	Gotta catch 'em all! Criminals that is....	05/20/00	8/10
Commander Keen	The keenest adventurer you're ever likely to meet...... (((PUN ALERT)))	12/04/00	6/10
Commander Keen II	I was very keen to play this game, but it let me down..... (((PUN ALERT)))	12/04/00	4/10
Commander Keen III	A game that is keen to impress, but falls short..... (((PUN ALERT)))	12/13/00	5/10
Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure	Secret Agent	10/09/01	2/10
Crystal Caves Episode 1 - Trouble with Twibbles	Nick Cave's mysterious little sister Crystal......FOUND AT LAST!	09/29/01	7/10
Curse of Monkey Island	An absolute classic! Lucas Arts are gods!	03/04/00	10/10
Death Rally	Drive.....or die in a fiery ball which used to be a car	06/08/00	6/10
Diablo II	Diablo II: The game with this synopsis	11/18/00	10/10
Duke Nukem	More like PUKE Nukem!.....actually.....no it isn't. Runs away	10/08/01	8/10
God of Thunder	Thor Blimey!	04/02/02	8/10
Goosebumps: EfH	Player beware, you're in for a scare!	10/05/01	7/10
Hearts	Don't be fooled by the misleading name! There is not a single internal organ to be found anywhere!	07/25/00	7/10
Hugo 2: Whodunit?	Hugo...........who needs him?	12/01/00	1/10
Hugo 3: Jungle of Doom	Hugo smells again, in his smelly third smelliest game	11/29/00	2/10
Hugo's House of Horrors	The only thing you have to fear is Hugo's sky-blue sweater..............ECCH!!!	11/27/00	3/10
Leisure Suit Larry 2	Larry Laffer gets lucky, again!!!	11/11/00	9/10
Leisure Suit Larry In the Land of the Lounge Lizards	"Good Game. Bad Name." - Bill	07/13/00	8/10
Micro Machines 2	Why won't it turn! Turn you little car! TURN!!!	06/27/00	7/10
Minesweeper	Click, click........BOOOOM	06/03/00	8/10
Mixed-Up Mother Goose	Out of all the funny synopsi I could have used on this game, I had to choose this one.......	11/13/00	8/10
Monkey Island	The monkeys have a secret, and it's an island.....or something like that	07/19/00	8/10
Monkey Island 2	There are two monkey islands!? Death to the cartographer!	09/28/01	9/10
POD	Cars go whoosh, drivers go WOW THATS FAST! You go zzzzzzz....	07/21/00	5/10
Police Quest	You're the police, you have a quest. This is.......POLICE QUEST!	11/10/00	8/10
Secret Agent Episode 1 - The Hunt for Red Rock Rover	Secret Agent	10/01/01	5/10
SimTower	Make your own towers!! Ummmm.....yay?	08/12/00	4/10
Solitaire	Virtual Cards.....it just doesn't get any better than that	07/09/00	8/10
Sonic CD	I love this little hedgehog!	07/02/00	10/10
SpeedBoat Attack	Destroy the rampaging speedboats that threaten life as we know it!!!	02/03/03	3/10
The Incredible Machine	Live out your dreams of smashing fishbowls and maiming ugly cats!!	06/08/00	7/10
The Sims	The Sims: All full of simmy goodness	12/27/00	9/10
Theme Hospital	Live out your dreams of running a hospital! If you have them....	06/03/00	10/10
Unreal Tournament	Am I the only one who finds the word "giblets" funny!?!	11/15/00	10/10
Virtual Springfield	Good Springfield induced fun!	06/06/00	7/10
Wacky Wheels	I personally can't see what's so wacky about it....	06/28/00	4/10
Worms 2	Who would have thought that making worms shoot each other was more fun than eating them?	06/13/00	9/10
Zapitalism	Etc.	04/03/02	9/10

PlayStation

Ape Escape	The best PSX platformer ever! Would I lie to you?	06/10/00	10/10
Army Men: Sarge's Heroes	Shooting plastic soldiers isn't all it's cracked up to be	05/05/00	5/10
Barbie Super Sports	The definitive review of an all-time classic	10/02/01	2/10
Brian Lara Cricket	The greatest sport on Earth is now duly represented......well not quite	06/11/00	7/10
Bushido Blade	Sword fighting at it's finest.........theoretically	11/17/00	6/10
Bust A Groove	Now YOU can dance like John Travolta without moving your feet!	06/16/00	8/10
Chocobo Racing	Chickens in karts! Meals on wheels!	05/20/00	7/10
Crash Team Racing	This game will instantly make your life that little bit more enjoyable.	05/02/00	10/10
Cricket 2000	Disgusting.	03/31/02	1/10
Die Hard Trilogy	Three games in one. What more could you ask for?	05/12/00	8/10
Discworld	Living on a frisbee shaped world? Call your real estate agent.	05/17/00	6/10
Disney's Hercules Action Game	Not often do you see Disney fail this badly.	05/21/00	2/10
Duke Nukem: Time to Kill	It's not bad, but it's been done better sooooo many times.	03/05/00	7/10
Final Fantasy VII	A rather good game	01/09/01	10/10
Final Fantasy VIII	A yard from immortality.	07/07/03	9/10
Gex: Enter the Gecko	A tail-whipping good time!	04/23/00	8/10
Gran Turismo	The cars all look so pretty!	06/06/00	10/10
Grand Theft Auto	The most corrupting game you'll ever play	06/07/00	10/10
Grand Theft Auto 2	Breaking the law is more fun than ever before!	04/26/00	10/10
MediEvil	Original and funny, need I say more?	02/15/00	9/10
Metal Gear Solid	Poink!	07/14/00	10/10
Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions	If you own the original, GET THIS NOW!	05/18/00	10/10
Micro Machines V3	Little cars are really fun.....that's all	05/19/00	10/10
NHL 98	Hockey?	01/31/02	5/10
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee	Save the cute little blue and green guys from extinction and become a hero! Sounds good to me...	06/21/00	10/10
PaRappa the Rapper	Kick punch.....you've heard it all before	05/18/00	9/10
Rugrats Studio Tour	I bought this game of my own free will.	06/22/02	6/10
Sheep	The game I'd dreamed of owning all my life.....and it was only average!!!!	05/10/01	7/10
Silent Hill	If you're a chicken wuss like me, STAY AWAY! If you're not, you'll love it.	02/15/00	9/10
SkullMonkeys	What's that Lassie? The skulls have monkeys!? THE MONKEYS HAVE SKULLS!?! Head for the hills!!!	05/23/00	4/10
Small Soldiers	Small Soldiers........small entertainment	05/03/00	3/10
Speed Punks	A superb addition to a tired, old genre.	04/25/00	8/10
Spice World	Perhaps the worst game for the Playstation of all time?	05/04/00	1/10
Syphon Filter	An action packed rollercoaster ride from beginning to end!	06/11/00	10/10
Syphon Filter 2	Gabriel is a pretty girly name, just don't say it to his face!	07/12/00	10/10
Syphon Filter 3	Boo..	11/17/03	4/10
Tekken 2	Enter the Tekken........stage left	12/02/00	8/10
Tekken 3	Ever had one of those days when a funny synopsis just eludes you?	11/16/00	9/10
Tenchu: Stealth Assassin	Being a sneaky bugger has never been so much fun!	03/07/00	9/10
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater	This game almost makes me wanna go out, grab a skateboard, and bust my head open.	06/23/00	10/10
Vigilante 8	More fun than blowing up cars in real life!	02/27/00	9/10
WCW Mayhem	A quality product from the WCW? Who would have dreamed of the day.....	06/18/00	8/10
WCW Nitro	This is a bad BAD BAD game!	06/05/00	2/10
WCW/nWo Thunder	Look up bad game in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of this.	05/12/00	2/10
Wipeout XL	So fast your eyes will bleed!	05/18/00	9/10
Worms Armageddon	Mmmmmmm............Worms	05/02/00	9/10

PlayStation 2

Escape From Monkey Island	Why bother escaping Guybrush? You'll just wind up back there next time...	03/14/02	8/10
FIFA Soccer 2002	As a tribute to soccer, King Broccoli delivers a dull review!	03/24/02	6/10
Final Fantasy X	Sinful!	02/24/10	9/10
Grand Theft Auto III	The third game in the series. But is it as third as the previous games? Click here to find out!	12/11/01	10/10
Kessen	This is what happens when the word 'nessek' is reversed...	08/07/01	6/10
Metal Gear Solid 2	It's not my fault Australia is in the southern hemisphere!	04/05/02	9/10
Oni	Oni.....the game I just reviewed.	07/06/02	6/10
Quake III Revolution	The game series named after what women do when they see me..	09/10/01	6/10
Red Faction	What I expected was a Russian propaganda game....what I got was so much more!	09/13/01	9/10
SSX	Bahahahahahaha, you're all wrong and I am right!	04/20/01	5/10
Tekken Tag Tournament	FOR SALE: 6 Alsation Puppies, 2 weeks old, minimal bitemarks. All enquiries inside please.	01/06/01	8/10
The Getaway	An immaculate aggravation.	01/31/03	7/10
The Sims	Loses a point just 'cos.	02/18/04	9/10
TimeSplitters	Oooooooooooooo............shiny	01/06/01	10/10
TimeSplitters 2	Woooooooow..........shinier!	03/01/03	10/10

Super Nintendo

Disney's Aladdin	I am the genie of the magic pudding.	06/29/03	3/10
Rival Turf!	Step into the shoes of the red dirt, and destroy the brown infidels!	02/28/03	2/10
Super Mario Kart	You can take away its mario and you can take away its kart; this game will still be SUPER.	06/14/04	10/10
The Lion King	I am lion, hear me roar!	05/04/03	8/10

TurboGrafx-16

Davis-Cup Tennis

Deuce.

12/04/01

9/10

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