!!!!!STRANGE LEAFLET QUEST!!!!!
	My FAQ is about the Strange Leaflet in the kingdom
 of loathing. You get from the council of loathing when you
 reach level nine. This is a really basic guide where I 
really tell you what to type and you just sit back and get
 it done. But of course if you want the satisfaction of
 completing it without help I strongly suggest you read no
 further.

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                          !  0. history       !
                          
                          !  1. Quick guide   !  

                          !  2. Advanced guide!

                          !  3. Words to type !

                          !  4. Items         !
                          
                          !  5. Thanks        !
                          
                          !  6.contact me     !

                          !  7.Legal Crap     !
                          
                          \-------------------/
0. History

Currently version 1.something
May 7 2006 finished my rough draft
Revised a few times, however NS13 has no huge effect...




1. Quick guide
Simple, yet sweet, lazy but productive. My guide will help
 you achieve the process of completing the leaflet. ENJOY!
 This will just get you through it all without reading 
anything!

open door

east

get sword

west

north

get stick

cut hedge

west

light stick

east

north

kill serpent

open chest
ITEM HOUSE

look behind chest

look in hole
ITEM GRUE EGG

south

south

east

examine fireplace
( When you do this there are multiple possiblities, if you see a bird type 
plover,If you see a wellhouse type plugh, a ship means type yoho and
 if you see a house then type xyzzy. If you see a brass bowling trophy 
the say get trophey)

examine tinder

read parchment

get parchment

light fireplace

get boots

west

put on boots

south

south

random direction (about six times)

climb tree

get egg

throw egg at bird

down

search leaves

climb tree

throw ruby at bowl

Gnusto CLEESH
(Spell cleesh!)

climb up

cleesh giant

get pinky ring
(ITEM PINKY RING)

(YAY YOUR DONE)

(Cleesh is the spell from the scroll if you bother reading
 what happens.)



2.Advanced guide

This part of the guide will get you the exact same items
but it will tell you exacty what the game said. I don't 
suggest using this one and wading through all this meaningless 
text. It is more for quoting the leaflet!



open door

(You open the door.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
 The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a 
gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a
 dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the
 house.)

east

(You enter the house.

You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a 
plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the
 north wall. The fireplace is unlit.


An ornate sword hangs above the mantel)

get sword

(You take the sword.

You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a 
plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the 
north wall. The fireplace is unlit.)

west

open mailbox

(You open the small mailbox.   You see inside:
  a leaflet.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house. 
The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a 
gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into
a dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the 
house.)

get leaflet
(You take the leaflet.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house. 
The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a 
gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into 
a dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the 
house.)

read leaflet
(It's an advertisement for an adventure game called 
"Kingdom of Loathing". Sounds pretty fun -- maybe you 
should tell all your friends about it.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house. 
The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a 
gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a
dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the 
house.)

north
(You walk north from the field.

You are on a forest path north of the field. A cave leads
 into a granite butte to the north. A thick hedge blocks 
the way to the west.

A hefty stick lies on the ground.)

get stick
(You pick up the stick.

You are on a forest path north of the field. A cave leads
 into a granite butte to the north. A thick hedge blocks 
the way to the west. )

cut hedge
(Thwickety thwack, you cut down the hedge with your sword.

You are on a forest path north of the field. A cave leads
 into a granite butte to the north. A small trail leads to
 the west.)

west
(You go west.

You're in a clearing west of the forest path. There is a
 huge, crackling bonfire here)

light stick
(You hold the stick in the flames until it lights. Voila! 
A torch!

You're in a clearing west of the forest path. There is a 
huge, crackling bonfire here.)

east
(You leave the clearing.

You are on a forest path north of the field. A cave leads
 into a granite butte to the north. A small trail leads to
 the west.)

north
(You walk into the cave, your torch aloft.

You're in a dark and dank cave. A treasure chest sits near
 the rear wall, with a dangerous-looking serpent coiled 
around it.)

kill serpent
(Your sword makes quick work of the serpent.

You're in a dark and dank cave. A treasure chest sits near
 the rear wall, surrounded by hacked-up serpent bits.)

open chest
(You open the chest, and remove the glorious treasure from
 within.
You acquire an item: Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant 
House (TM)

You're in a dark and dank cave. An empty treasure chest 
sits near the rear wall.)


look behind chest
(You discover a tiny hole in the wall behind the chest.

You're in a dark and dank cave. An empty treasure chest 
sits near the rear wall.)

look in hole
(You find a grue egg in the hole!
You acquire an item: grue egg
You're in a dark and dank cave. An empty treasure chest 
sits near the rear wall.)

south
(You exit the cave.

You are on a forest path north of the field. A cave leads
 into a granite butte to the north. A small trail leads to
 the west. )

south
(You walk south, back to the field.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
 The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a 
gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a
 dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the 
house)

east
(You enter the house.

You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a 
plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the
 north wall. The fireplace is unlit.)

examine fireplace
(The fireplace is stacked with dry firewood and tinder,
 ready for lighting. *A ceramic model of a small white 
house sits on the mantelpiece*.

You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a 
plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on 
the north wall. The fireplace is unlit.)*there are a few 
variations. See wuick guide for them*

examine tinder
(Bits of torn and wadded newspaper. Wait, what's that? 
You fish a piece of crumpled parchment out of the 
fireplace.

You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are 
a plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace 
on the north wall. The fireplace is unlit.)

read parchment
(It appears to be a scroll for a spell called 
'gnusto', which can be used to copy a spell from 
another scroll into your spellbook 
(by typing GNUSTO (name of spell)). Potentially useful!

You're in the house. The house's only furnishings 
are a plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace 
on the north wall. The fireplace is unlit.)

light fireplace
(You poke your torch into the fireplace until it catches,
 you twisted firestarter. Soon a blazing fire lights up the
 shadowy corners of the room, revealing a pair of large 
boots.

You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a 
plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the
 north wall. The fireplace is lit, and crackling merrily. 
You also see a large pair of boots in the corner of the 
room.)

get boots
(Okay, got 'em.

You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a 
plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the 
north wall. The fireplace is lit, and crackling merrily.)


west
(You leave the house.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house. 
The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a 
gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a
 dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the 
house.)

put on boots
(With some difficulty, you strap on the boots. Hydrophobic!

You are standing in an open field west of a white house. 
The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a 
gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a
 dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the 
house.)

south
(You hesitate for a moment, and then cross the stream. 
Every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light.
 Well, okay, not really. You do get a little mud on you 
while climbing up the opposite bank, though. Yuck.


You are on the southern bank of a wide stream. A path leads
 south into dense, dark forest.)

south
(You hesitate. The forest is thick with old, gnarled trees
 and tangled masses of brambles, and precious little light
 pierces the thick canopy. If you go in there, you probably
 won't be able to find your way out again.

You are on the southern bank of a wide stream. A path leads
 south into dense, dark forest.)

South
(You buck up your courage, and stride bravely into the 
forest. You get lost almost immediately.

You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike. 
Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead north, south, 
and west.)

North
(You push north through the thorns and branches. At least,
 you think that's the way you went.

You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike.
 Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead west, south, 
and east.)

East
(You push east through the thorns and branches. At least,
 you think that's the way you went.

You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike.
 Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead south, north, 
and east.)

South
(You push south through the thorns and branches. At least,
 you think that's the way you went.

You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike.
 Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead north, south, 
and west.)

West
(You push west through the thorns and branches. At least, 
you think that's the way you went.

You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike.
 Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead east, south, 
and west.)

West
(You push west through the thorns and branches. At least,
 you think that's the way you went.

You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike.
 Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead south, east, 
and north.)

south
(You push south through the thor...


All right, by now you're probably as sick of this stupid 
maze as I am. Let's skip ahead a bit.
You stumble out of the dense forest into a clearing.

You are in a clearing, with a particularly tall tree 
growing in the middle of it. On the ground, you see a pile 
of leaves.)

climb tree
(You hoist yourself into the lower branches of the tree and
 start climbing. It's a long and difficult climb, and 
eventually you're forced to stop and rest.

This tree is unusually tall -- you can't even see the 
forest floor any more, as you've climbed above the canopy.
 There are several other things to see here, though: a 
nearby branch holds a small bird's nest, which contains a 
large egg encrusted with precious jewels; a soccer ball is 
wedged in the branches out of your reach, with a roadrunner
 perched on it, holding a large ruby in its beak; and there
 is a bowl of petunias, also out of your reach, with what 
looks like a scroll entangled in the flowers. )

get egg
(You have to stretch to reach it, but you manage to get the
 egg without losing your grip on the tree.

This tree is unusually tall -- you can't even see the 
forest floor any more, as you've climbed above the canopy.
 There are several other things to see here, though: a 
nearby branch holds a small bird's nest; a soccer ball is 
wedged in the branches out of your reach, with a roadrunner 
perched on it, holding a large ruby in its beak; and there 
is a bowl of petunias, also out of your reach, with what 
looks like a scroll entangled in the flowers.)

throw egg at bird
(You take careful aim, and pitch the egg at the roadrunner.
 It flaps out of the way with a squawk, dropping the ruby,
 which plummets past you.

This tree is unusually tall -- you can't even see the 
forest floor any more, as you've climbed above the canopy.
 There are several other things to see here, though: a 
nearby branch holds a small bird's nest; a soccer ball is 
wedged in the branches out of your reach, with a roadrunner 
perched on it, glaring at you; and there is a bowl of 
petunias, also out of your reach, with what looks like a 
scroll entangled in the flowers.)

down
(You carefully make your way back down to the forest floor.


You are in a clearing, with a particularly tall tree 
growing in the middle of it. On the ground, you see a pile
 of leaves.)

search leaves
(You dig around in the leaves, and find a large ruby, which
 you pick up.

You are in a clearing, with a particularly tall tree 
growing in the middle of it. On the ground, you see a pile
 of leaves.)

climb tree
(You hoist yourself into the lower branches of the tree and
 start climbing. It's a long and difficult climb, and 
eventually you're forced to stop and rest.

This tree is unusually tall -- you can't even see the 
forest floor any more, as you've climbed above the canopy.
 There are several other things to see here, though: a 
nearby branch holds a small bird's nest; a soccer ball is 
wedged in the branches out of your reach, with a roadrunner
 perched on it, glaring at you; and there is a bowl of 
petunias, also out of your reach, with what looks like a
 scroll entangled in the flowers.)


throw ruby at bowl
(You carefully lob the ruby into the bowl -- two points! 
The roadrunner flaps excitedly up to the bowl and scrabbles
 around in it for the ruby, knocking the scroll out of it 
in the process, and then flies away. You snatch the scroll
 out of the air as it flutters down.

This tree is unusually tall -- you can't even see the 
forest floor any more, as you've climbed above the canopy.
 A nearby branch holds a small bird's nest, and a soccer 
ball and a bowl of petunias are wedged in the branches, 
both out of your reach.)

Gnusto CLEESH
(you copy the CLEESH spell into your spellbook, which 
apparently you have.)

climb up
(You eventually reach the top of the tree, and discover to
 your surprise that it serves as one leg of a massive 
table. You carefully crawl over the edge of the tabletop 
and look around in amazement.

This massive table is laid out for a light meal of epic 
proportions. The Giant himself is watching you intently, 
with his chin in his hands. "How about a guessing game?" he
 asks. The Giant sets two shot glasses, as tall as your 
knees, on the table in front of him. The glass on the left
 is filled with a glittery, pungent liquid. The one on the 
right is smoky and thick. "One is poison and one is not," 
says the Giant. "Guess right and I'll take you into 
Fairyland.")

cleesh giant
(You cast Cleesh at the Giant. With a loud POP, he turns 
into a huge fat toad, as tall as yourself. "RIBBIT!" it 
rumbles angrily, then hops away, knocking over the glasses.


This massive table is laid out for a light meal of epic 
proportions. The two giant shot glasses have been knocked
 over, and the contents have spilled and drained away. The
 Giant's pinky ring lies in a puddle on the table.)

get pinky ring
(You hoist the ring up off the table, and onto your 
shoulder. Heavy, but not unmanageable.
You acquire an item: giant pinky ring

This massive table is laid out for a light meal of 
epic proportions. The two giant shot glasses have been 
knocked over, and the contents have spilled and drained 
away.)

3. words you should type

When you exmine the fireplace there are a few possibilities

If you see a bird type plover

If you see a well type plugh

If you see a house type xyzzy

If you see a ship type yoho

If you see a brass bowling trophy say grab trophy


4.Items

Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)

description:This is a portable house, with a label on it
 reading "Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House. (TM)
 Just add water!"

Type: usable
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded
Quest Item

Grue egg
This is an egg laid by a grue. You're assuming a grue will
 hatch from it.

(Cooking ingredient)
Type: familiar
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded

giant pinky ring 
This pinky ring is more like a silver hula-hoop. It's 
engraved with skulls and weird squiggles, and it's damned 
heavy, but not unmanagable.


Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 35
Selling Price: 100 Meat.

Enchantment:
75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks

NOTE: You may not equip more than one of this item at a 
time.


5. Thanks

Well right now I haven't got any e-mails about stuff I need
 to change so this will be pretty short.

Jick and Skull head: For making this awesome game that 
consumes my time

My Parents: For buying me a computer
And
My Brother: For introducing this game to me

TheTechnomancer, stuyle31, Juanra, and Possessed Cheese
for all pointing out that my guide was missing gnusto 
cleesh I got around to it... eventually!

6. Contact me

I am Kydos on the GameFAQs boards. In KoL I am Kydos or 
Warlord_Kodos.
My name is Nathan, my email is kydos.red@gmail.com

If there is anything I missed please E-Mail me and I will
 do my best to add it, and credit you accordingly.

7.Legal
I am the only owner of this guide, and if you are not 
GameFAQs and wish to use my guide please contact me! It 
isn't ethical to take guides that aren't yours and it isn't
 cool, so Don't steal my guide.