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    Walkthrough by Jerrynsteph4eva
    Version 2.0
    Copyright 2013 Jerry Martin
    
    I dedicate this guide to my beautiful fianceť, who is incredibly supportive
    and without her love and support this guide would cease to be.
    
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                                      INTRODUCTION
    
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    The time has come.  The King of Town's oppressive rule has gone too far!
    From now on, he will be referred to as the "Of Town".  Strong Badia is its
    own independent nation!  Will you help Strong Bad take over the world?
    Welcome to my second guide, which if you haven't guessed, is for Strong Bad's
    Cool Game For Attractive People Episode 2: Strong Badia The Free.  This game
    is probably my favorite of the series and I hope you'll have as much fun
    playing it as I did.  If you find anything in the guide that's missing or
    wrong, you can e-mail me at jerrymartinwrites (at) gmail (dot) com.  However,
    make sure you read the rules below before you do so.  Like the first guide,
    this one is being written for the PC version (also compatible with Wii) and
    is being written in conjunction with a video walkthrough, hosted on Youtube.
    Check the video section for more info on that.
    
    A FEW RULES BEFORE WE CONTINUE:
    
    -Feel free to send in any information that is missing from this guide or any
    strategies you find easier than the ones I've mentioned (although this game is
    quite easy).
    
    -Please notify me if there is any misinformation or errors with my guide.
    
    -You may use this guide ONLY for reference or to help you beat this game.
    Feel free to print this guide out and use it for yourself or give it to your
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    and hit Enter.  KAPOW!  You're now at the section!
    
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                                   LEGAL INFORMATION
    
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    Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is copyright 2008 TellTale Games
    all rights reserved.  The Homestar Runner characters created by Matt and Mike
    Chapman.  This guide is copyright 2013 Jerry Martin.  By using this guide,
    you agree to the terms and conditions outlined in this section.  If you do not,
    please exit from this page.  This guide is to be used as a reference for
    personal use only.  It may be downloaded and printed for personal use.  You
    may distribute this amongst your friends, however, you are not allowed to sell
    this guide for any reason.  This guide may not be distributed in any
    promotional deal with the game itself, or given away as a prize.  You may not
    use any section of this guide for yourself, be it in any collective work,
    personal guide or otherwise.  The author, Jerry Martin, reserves the final
    say in the contents of this guide.  This guide is protected from plagarism
    and may not be hosted on any website other than www.gamefaqs.com or its
    associates.  This guide was written as a fan based work and Jerry Martin does
    not have any affiliation with TellTale Games or Matt and Mike Chapman.
    
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                                  VERSION INFORMATION
    
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    -Version 2.0 (January 8, 2010): As I did with Episode 1, I added in PS3
    compatibility, a new PS3 trophies section, updated the FAQs and added in links
    to the remaining video walkthroughs.  Unless there are errors or something
    new comes along, this guide will be marked final soon.
    
    -Version 1.0 (February 20, 2010): Unless I'm missing something, this guide is
    complete.  Most likely there will be few to no updates to this guide (aside
    from adding in links to future video walkthroughs or corrections).
    
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                                   TABLE OF CONTENTS
    
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    I.    Storyline                      [STRY]
    II.   Characters                     [CHAR]
    III.  Game Basics                    [BASE]
    IV.   Spoiler Free Walkthrough       [SFWK]
    V.    Walkthrough                    [WALK]
          Part 1                         [WKP1]
          -Strong House                  [WPT1]
          -Strong Badia                  [WPT2]
          Part 2                         [WKP2]
          -Bleak House                   [WKP3]
          -The Cheat and Tirerea         [WPT4]
          -Bleak House                   [WPT5]
          -Homsar Reservation            [WPT6]
          -Concessionstan                [WPT7]
          -Homsar Reservation            [WPT8]
          -Marzistar                     [WPT9]
          Part 3                         [WKP3]
          -Pompomerania                  [WP10]
          -Country                       [WP11]
          Part 4                         [WKP4]
          -Marzistar                     [WP12]
          -Castle                        [WP13]
          Extended Play                  [WKEP]
          -Castle                        [WP14]
          -Bleak House                   [WP15]
          -Marzistar                     [WP16]
          -Homsar Reservation            [WP17]
    VI.   Minigames                      [MINI]
          -Algebros                      [ALGE]
          -Cave Girl Squad               [TNGS]
          -Maps and Minions              [MPMS]
    VII.  Awesomeness                    [AWES]
          -Outfits                       [OUTF]
          -Setting Things On Fire        [STOF]
          -Country Flags                 [CNFL]
          -Strong Sad Name Calling       [SSNC]
          -Cave Girl Squad Cards         [TGSC]
          -Algebros Manual Pages         [ALMP]
    VIII. PS3 Trophies                   [PS3T]
    IX.   Checklist                      [CHLS]
    X.    FAQs                           [FAQS]
    XI.   Video Walkthrough              [VIDS]
    XII.  Thanks To...                   [THNX]
    XIII. Closure                        [CLOS]
    
    
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                                    I. STORYLINE                            [STRY]
    
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    Strong Bad's finally recovered from the events of Episode 1 and is checking
    his e-mail when he gets one that says he should challenge the King of Town's
    authority.  However, as he's replying, The King of Town and the Poopertrooper
    come barging through, proclaiming there's been an e-mail tax!  Since Strong
    Bad has no intention of paying, the King of Town puts him on house arrest.
    He soon manages to break free, however, and when he does he (along with
    practically everyone else) declares his independence from the "Of Town" and
    makes Strong Badia its own independent nation!  Will you be able to unite
    the nation under the Strong Badian flag and overthrow the Of Town?
    
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                                  II. CHARACTERS                            [CHAR]
    
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                STRONG BAD
    
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    The main character of the game and the guy who teaches you how to fake being
    cool and attractive: Strong Bad!  He's very self-centered and big headed,
    often playing pranks and beating around others for his own amusment.  He likes
    to respond to e-mail sent to him by fans (often making fun of them).  After
    the King of Town imposes the e-mail tax, he decides to declare independence.
    Will he be able to unite everyone under Strong Badia?
    
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            THE KING OF TOWN
    
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    The clueless ruler of town, the King of Town, aka KOT, will eat pretty much
    anything (especially if it's covered in butter).  He's also very forgetful.
    He imposes a new e-mail tax, which causes Strong Bad to unite against him.
    
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              HOMESTAR RUNNER
    
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    The "main character" of homestarrunner.com can be described in one word:
    absent-minded.  He's often times showing how stupid he can be, but despite
    that he's somewhat of a good athlete.  He's currently dating his
    on-again-off-again girlfriend Marzipan, whom he formed the country Marzistar
    with.  But what's this rumor of the Homestarmy rising up again?
    
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                STRONG SAD
    
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    Strong Bad's younger brother is pretty much a whiner.  He mopes around,
    complaining about how tortured he is.  He enjoys writing and listening to
    Brit Pout, often telling people more information than necessary.  Strong Bad
    loves to beat him around.  He's the ruler of Bleak House and the only one
    who has a written constitution.
    
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                STRONG MAD
    
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    Strong Bad's older brother isn't very charismatic.  He's big and bulky and
    always talks in one syllabic sentences (most often shouting).  Strong Bad
    considers his older brother cool, though some may say it's only because he's
    afraid of being beat up by him.  He rules the country Country, with rumors
    of a fierce beast running amok.
    
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                THE CHEAT
    
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    The Cheat, as described by himself, helps Strong Bad cheat at stuff.  He
    talks in "meh"s that everyone can understand.  He's the ruler of Cheat
    and Tireria.
    
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                 MARZIPAN
    
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    Marzipan is Homestar's on-again-off-again girlfriend and is very much a
    free thinker.  She's often thinking of others and protesting things she
    finds wrong.  She's the cofounder of Marzistar, along with Homestar.
    
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                 COACH Z
    
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    Coach Z, despite the name, isn't a very good athelete.  He can be pretty
    oblivious to what's going on around him.  He thinks of himself as a good
    rapper, although most of the time he's simply going one two one two.  He
    can be found hanging around Marzistar this time.
    
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                POM POM
    
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    Pom Pom is a ladies man who has tons and tons of women.  He's Homestar's
    best friend and a very good athelete.  However, he only talks in bubble
    sounds, which everyone seems to understand.  He's the founder of
    Pompomerania, the nation where everyone has a cool drink.
    
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                   BUBS
    
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    Bubs is the owner of the one stop shop: Bubs' Concession Stand.  He'll sell
    you anything you need, even if you don't want it.  He's the founder of the
    neutral country Concessionstan.  He can also be found working as a bartender
    at Pompomerania.
    
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                                 III. GAME BASICS                           [BASE]
    
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    Strong Bad is a cool guy, so he won't let just anyone play as him.  You have
    to know a few things before he'll let you walk in his shoes.  Luckily, this
    section is here for you to help you prepare for this awesome opportunity.
    
    Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is a point and click adventure.
    That means that pretty much everything in the game is done by pointing on
    something, then clicking.  For example, to make Strong Bad move somewhere,
    point your cursor to where you want him to go and click.  He will walk there
    automatically.  Double click to make him run.  Hold it down to make him
    continue to walk in the direction of your mouse pointer.
    
    Like any other point and click, objects can be found throughout the world
    that can be interacted with or even taken.  To do so, simply point your
    cursor to the object (which will show you the name of the object), then click
    on it.  Strong Bad will then go over to the object and interact with it.  It
    can be as simple as examining the object to taking it and shoving it in his
    pocket.
    
    Along the way, your inventory will accumulate objects (providing you're
    getting them).  To use an object, head into your inventory (the bag icon or
    - Key on the Wii) and click on the object you want to use in the inventory.
    Your cursor will change to show the icon of the object.  Now point your cursor
    at what you want to use it on and click.  Bingo magnifico!  You're using it!
    
    You'll also want to be able to change areas (Strong House gets a tad boring
    after the 18th consecutive hour of exploration).  Simply click the map icon
    (+ Key on the Wii) and you'll be able to open your map!  At the start you
    only have Strong House but during the story you'll be able to add places to
    go!  Simply...do what now?  Point and click?  Yes!  You're there!
    
    The map menu also contains a screen which shows you the hidden stuff you've
    found throughout the game as well as a meter of awesomeness!  Just click
    on the right arrow for the hidden stuff, then again for the awesomeness
    meter!  Alright you're almost ready to play this game!
    
    Talking to people is as simple as examining an item.  Simply click on them,
    then a row of pictures will pop up.  Click on any one of them to talk to the
    person about that thing.  Sometimes you'll find a good Strong Bad and an
    evil Strong Bad option.  This simply asks you if you want to be nice or
    mean to the person.  Easy peasy!
    
    If you'd like, you can click on the camera (or press 2 on the Wii) and it'll
    open up camera mode!  This mode lets you take pictures of Strong Bad at nearly
    any part of the game.  Perfect for those times you're slaping Strong Sad
    around!
    
    The final thing you could possibly want to know about this game is how to
    check e-mail.  This IS Strong Bad's game after all.  It's easy though, go
    to Strong House, up the stairs and click on the Lappy.  Bingo!  You're
    in Strong Bad's e-mail!  Plus, if you're playing this on Wii, you can even
    send your own e-mails to people on your buddy list!
    
    Now you're ready to play Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People!
    
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                               IV. SPOILER FREE WALKTHROUGH                 [SFWK]
    
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    If you'd just like to see what to do next without spoiling anything, this
    section's for you!
    
    1. Search Strong House for obtainable items.
    2. Look out window and use items.
    3. Grab map and search with metal detector for a couple items.
    4. Buy something from Bubs.
    5. Head to Bleak House and look for more obtainable items.
    6. Look around with the metal detector.
    7. Head back to Strong Badia and use item obtained at Bleak House on The Cheat.
    8. Head to Bleak House and use item obtained from The Cheat.
    9. Grab item in Strong Sad's room.
    10. Head to Homsar Reservation and worsen Strong Sad's fears.
    11. Take item Strong Sad brings back.
    12. Head to Bubs and use Strong Sad's item on him.
    13. Use the three buried items and item obtained from Bubs on crystal rock.
    14. Head to Pompomerania and grab the item there.
    15. Use item with drink.
    16. Swap item found in Strong Sad's room with real item hanging on wall.
    17. Head to Country and talk to The Cheat.
    18. Use real item on Strong Mad.
    19. Head to Marzistar.  Use item obtained in Country.
    20. Talk to Homestar a few times.
    21. Send out a couple e-mails.
    22. Use Maps & Minions board.
    
    
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                                    V. WALKTHROUGH                          [WALK]
    
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    Welcome to the Walkthrough section!  This section is the meat of the guide,
    the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny so to speak.  In it, I'll provide
    you with an easy way to 100% this game.  It is designed to be followed from
    start to finish, picking up everything along the way.  If you'd like to know
    where the location of specific things are, check out the awesomeness section.
    Be warned though: from this point until the guide's end, spoilers run rampant
    burninating your mind with the events of this game.  You have been warned.
    
    AGAIN SPOILERS FROM HERE ON OUT.
    
    Thank you, now onto the walkthrough!
    
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    |                         PART 1: DECLARING INDEPENDENCE               [WKP1]|
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    | OUR PROGRESS SO FAR:                                                       |
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    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    | |         [ ]-OUTFITS          |            |     [ ]-ALGEBROS PAGES     | |
    | |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
    | |[ ]-Eye Patch      [ ]-C.Pants|            |[ ]-Cover       [ ]-Page 2  | |
    | |[ ]-SB Shirt       [ ]-Beard  |            |[ ]-Page 3      [ ]-Page 4  | |
    | |[ ]-Crown          [ ]-Boots  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |[ ]-Beret          [ ]-C.Bones|                                           |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    |                                             | [ ]-SETTING THINGS ON FIRE | |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    | | [ ]-CAVE GIRL SQUAD CARDS    |            |[ ]-M&M Box     [ ]-S.Detect| |
    | |------------------------------|            |[ ]-S.Bad Bed   [ ]-SS Flag | |
    | |[ ]-Tar Pit        [ ]-Egg    |            |[ ]-SS B.O.R.   [ ]-SS Const| |
    | |[ ]-Alien          [ ]-Darwin |            |[ ]-M.Bush      [ ]-Kimono  | |
    |  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Skull 1     [ ]-Skull 2 | |
    |                                             |[ ]-Skull Pile  [ ]-Candles | |
    |  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Model UN                | |
    | | [ ]-STRONG SAD NAME CALLING  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |------------------------------|                                           |
    | |[ ]-Talk (BE)      [ ]-Fence  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |[ ]-Shower         [ ]-Pillow |            |         [ ]-FLAGS          | |
    | |[ ]-SB (BU)        [ ]-SB2    |            |----------------------------| |
    | |[ ]-Bleak          [ ]-F.Sword|            |[ ]-Concession  [ ]-SB      | |
    | |[ ]-SB (AU)        [ ]-F.Sword|            |[ ]-Bleak House [ ]-Cheat   | |
    | |[ ]-Tuning Fork    [ ]-Talk   |            |[ ]-Homsar      [ ]-Homestar| |
    | |[ ]-Talk (EP)                 |            |[ ]-Pom Pom     [ ]-Country | |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    |                                                                            |
    |  ------------------------------                                            |
    | |         [ ]-MISC             |                                           |
    | |------------------------------|                                           |
    | |[ ]-M&M 10 Turns   [ ]-Alg HS |                                           |
    | |[ ]-CGS HS                    |                                           |
    |  ------------------------------                                            |
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    |                        STRONG HOUSE                        [WPT1]|
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    |ITEMS TO FIND:      Towel, Crown, Black Metal Detector, Pillow,   |
    |                    Stuffing                                      |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Talking to Strong Sad, Talking to Strong Sad  |
    |                    about fence twice, Examining Shower, Eye Patch|
    |                    Camo Pants, Using Pillow on Strong Sad        |
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    Once again, we find ourselves opening up to Strong Bad doing what
    Strong Bad does best: checking his e-mail!  He gets one from Roy T. Hill,
    asking if he'd make a better ruler than the King of Town.  Of course he
    would!  But who wants that job anyway?  But as he types out his reply,
    the King of Town pops out from around the corner and announces his e-mail
    tax!  Strong Bad is incredibly confused.  The King of Town refuses to hear
    it though and puts us under house arrest!  Good thing we have our map...wait
    what?  He ate it!  Looks like we're stuck until we can pay up.  Or perhaps
    we can destroy the fence downstairs?  Let's ask Strong Sad about it.  When
    you talk to him, you call him a name, which is the first one we need!
    Talk to him about the fence and he'll start to answer, but catch himself.
    Shucks.  Ask him again anyway and you'll call him another name!  We're on
    our way now!  But he still refuses to talk to you about it so let's move
    on into his bathroom.
    
    First of all, check out the shower.  Ooh, how clean!  Plus you got a burn in
    on Strong Sad.  How awesome!  While we're here, grab the *jibbly* Towel
    hanging from the wall.  Let's not think about where that towel has been.
    Run downstairs into the kitchen.
    
    Examine the cereal box and you'll find the Eye Patch costume!  Now we can
    pretend to be a pirate!  Or a guy who lost his eye.  Either way, continue
    into Strong Bad's room and grab the Crown from the shelf.  Now we can
    do rude impressions of the King of Town!  But let's move on.  Grab the
    Black Metal Detector, which now comes with its own shoveling.  No more
    Teen Girl Squad cards covered in poop!  You can also play Algebros here,
    but it's best if you wait and unlock the moves first.  Feel free to try
    it out though.  Otherwise, head downstairs into the laundry room.
    
    Check out the dryer.  Hey, where'd The Cheat go?  Oh well, we've got some
    cool Camo Pants!  Now grab the Pillow that's on top of the washer.  Maybe
    we'll be taking a nap later and need a pillow and blanket?  Or maybe it
    will be useful in a currently unknown way later.  One, two, three,
    FORESHADOWING!  Head into the TV room and grab the Stuffing coming out of
    the couch.  No more nightmares for you Strong Bad!  Now, let's head back
    up to Strong Sad and see if any of this stuff will work on destroying the
    fence.
    
    When you get to his room, use the Pillow on him to call him another name!
    But unfortunately no new info.  Let's gaze out into the world we can no
    longer enjoy.  Head into the computer room and check the window.  What's
    this?  A rally movement?  We didn't ask for this!  On top of that, you'll
    find out they were building a statue of the King of Town to burn but
    Marzipan won't let them make it look like him.  Let's help them out
    shall we?  Take out your *shudder* Towel and use it on the King of Town
    Statue.  The Cheat will apply it.  Hey, a robe!  Maybe this other stuff
    we picked up can make it look even more like the king!  Use the Crown
    on the statue, then the Stuffing and the Pillow.  Hey, who's that at
    the door?  Is that the King of Town?  The protest rallygoers get antsy
    and go to burn it.  Marzipan, realizing she can't hold back a mob, let's
    them burn it down.  Wow!  Not only did it burn down the statue, but it
    burned the fence down too!  The game teleports you to a very important
    meeting at Strong Badia.
    
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    |                        STRONG BADIA                        [WPT2]|
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    |ITEMS TO FIND:      Map, Money, Power Strip, Tuning Fork, Strong  |
    |                    Bad Doll                                      |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     Strong Badia, Concessionstan, Cheat and       |
    |                    Tirerea, Bleak House, Pompomerania            |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Strong Badia Shirt, Algebros Page 3,          |
    |                    Concessionstan Flag, Strong Badia Flag        |
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    Our long incarceration has taught us one thing: The Of Town must be
    overthrown!  Strong Badia is its own independent nation!  But just as we
    announce this to our loyal subjects, we look up to find that they've all
    disappeared!  Traitors.  They can't have their own country too!  Oh well.
    As soon as you are able to, head to the left and pick up the Map on the
    ground.  We're free to move around again.  Plus you can check your
    awesomeness, which at the moment should be limited to a few Strong Sad
    names called (unless you beat Algebros).  Next, run over to the Maps
    and Minions Box and click it.  We've got Quesos!  You can talk to
    The Cheat, but he refuses to join your country.  Oh well, we'll convert
    him in a second.  First though, take out your Black Metal Detector and walk
    around the left hand side of Strong Badia near the middle.  Continue to
    walk outside into the grass until you find the Strong Badia Shirt!  We can
    start dressing up like the ultimate dictator we are now!  Plus you don't
    even have to dig up a treasure marker.  Isn't it grand?
    
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    |             FUTURE SIGHT             |
    |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
    |If you want to get a head start on the|
    |items you'll need to conquer a future |
    |nation, whip out your Black Metal     |
    |Detector and search the right hand    |
    |side near the fence.  You'll find an  |
    |ancient power strip.  It may not make |
    |sense right now, but you'll be glad   |
    |you got it a little later.            |
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
    I highly recommend doing this now so you can save yourself the trouble of coming
    back later for it, but it's your call.  Continue running right until you reach
    a white fence with a box next to it.  Let's play Box Peering Guy again!
    Alright,
    you've found Page 3 of your Algebros instruction manual!  Now you can use the
    lethal Logarithm Attack move!  Moving on, continue to the right until you
    reach The Stick.
    
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    |             FUTURE SIGHT             |
    |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
    |Another item for conquering a future  |
    |nation lies buried just to the left   |
    |of The Stick.  Again, I highly suggest|
    |digging it up now so you don't have to|
    |worry about it later.                 |
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
    Now run right to Bubs' Concession Stand and check the bush next to it.  Our
    very own Concessionstan Flag!  Awesome.  Now talk to Bubs about his stand.
    He'll mention some stuff about the other countries.  We'll get them all later
    though.  Talk to him again about his stand and you'll use your Quesos to
    buy a Strong Bad Doll!  It's just like you!  ...Well, when you head into
    Strong Mad's closet anyhow.  Run over to the left and check the brick wall.
    Looks like even though it has its own country, the brick wall is secretly in
    support of our nation and will hand over a Strong Badia flag!  Ok, we're done
    here.  Now it's time to start taking over nations.  Head to Bleak House.
    
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    |                                                                            |
    |                      PART 2: TAKING OVER THE WEST SIDE               [WKP2]|
    |____________________________________________________________________________|
    |                                                                            |
    | OUR PROGRESS SO FAR:                                                       |
    |                                                                            |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    | |         [ ]-OUTFITS          |            |     [ ]-ALGEBROS PAGES     | |
    | |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
    | |[X]-Eye Patch      [X]-C.Pants|            |[ ]-Cover       [ ]-Page 2  | |
    | |[X]-SB Shirt       [ ]-Beard  |            |[X]-Page 3      [ ]-Page 4  | |
    | |[ ]-Crown          [ ]-Boots  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |[ ]-Beret          [ ]-C.Bones|                                           |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    |                                             | [ ]-SETTING THINGS ON FIRE | |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    | | [ ]-CAVE GIRL SQUAD CARDS    |            |[ ]-M&M Box     [ ]-S.Detect| |
    | |------------------------------|            |[ ]-S.Bad Bed   [ ]-SS Flag | |
    | |[ ]-Tar Pit        [ ]-Egg    |            |[ ]-SS B.O.R.   [ ]-SS Const| |
    | |[ ]-Alien          [ ]-Darwin |            |[ ]-M.Bush      [ ]-Kimono  | |
    |  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Skull 1     [ ]-Skull 2 | |
    |                                             |[ ]-Skull Pile  [ ]-Candles | |
    |  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Model UN                | |
    | | [ ]-STRONG SAD NAME CALLING  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |------------------------------|                                           |
    | |[X]-Talk (BE)      [X]-Fence  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |[X]-Shower         [X]-Pillow |            |         [ ]-FLAGS          | |
    | |[ ]-SB (BU)        [ ]-SB2    |            |----------------------------| |
    | |[ ]-Bleak          [ ]-F.Sword|            |[X]-Concession  [X]-SB      | |
    | |[ ]-SB (AU)        [ ]-F.Sword|            |[ ]-Bleak House [ ]-Cheat   | |
    | |[ ]-Tuning Fork    [ ]-Talk   |            |[ ]-Homsar      [ ]-Homestar| |
    | |[ ]-Talk (EP)                 |            |[ ]-Pom Pom     [ ]-Country | |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    |                                                                            |
    |  ------------------------------                                            |
    | |         [ ]-MISC             |                                           |
    | |------------------------------|                                           |
    | |[ ]-M&M 10 Turns   [ ]-Alg HS |                                           |
    | |[ ]-CGS HS                    |                                           |
    |  ------------------------------                                            |
     ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                         BLEAK HOUSE                        [WPT3]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      Medal, Fake Sword                             |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Algebros Cover, Tar Pit, Bleak House Flag,    |
    |                    Using Fake Sword on Strong Sad, Talking to    |
    |                    Strong Sad about Strong Badia, Talking to     |
    |                    Strong Sad about Strong Badia twice, Talking  |
    |                    To Strong Sad about Bleak House               |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    Welcome to Strong Sad's country: Bleak House!  We can't yet take it over,
    but it holds the key to taking over another country as well as a few things
    for our awesomeness.  First things first, check the mailbox when you come in
    to find the cover to Algebros!  It serves no purpose except to complete your
    awesomeness.  Yay for nothing!  When you're done, check under the box next
    to the door.  You'll find a Medal!  For saving everyone, it's not like we're
    wimps or anything.  We now have the necessary tools to take over our first
    country, but let's hold off for a second just so we can get some stuff for
    our awesomeness rating.  Head upstairs to Strong Sad's room.
    
    Welcome traveler to Bleak House!  Check Strong Sad's bookshelf when you come
    in and you'll find the first of your Cave Girl Squad cards!  That Tar Pit
    sure does look like the Teen Girl Squad might like it.  Next, head over
    and check underneath the box on Strong Sad's bed.  You'll find a Bleak House
    Flag!  You'll need it, otherwise you'll forget what it looks like.  Make sure
    to pick up the Fake Sword from the ground.
    
    While we're here, let's call Strong Sad a few more names.  That's always fun
    right?  Use your new Fake Sword you "liberated" from the depressing country
    on Strong Sad.  Then we'll ask him about Strong Badia.  He'll refuse.  But
    we both know that Strong Sad will eventually crack and cry like he always
    does right?  Try again.  He'll still refuse.  We'll just have to change his
    mind with force later.  Now ask him about Bleak House.  He sure does like to
    brag about his country's "official documents" doesn't he?  Maybe we can do
    something about that later.  But for now, we'll let him bask in his
    short-lived country's soverign for a little while longer.  Head to The Cheat
    and Tirerea.
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                    THE CHEAT AND TIREREA                   [WPT4]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      Lighter                                       |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   The Cheat and Tirerea Flag, Setting the Maps  |
    |                    and Minions Box on fire                       |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    It's finally time to take over our first country!  Head over to The Cheat and
    give him the Medal you found at Bleak House.  You'll appoint him head of the
    Secret Sauce police (big position!), which pleases The Cheat and makes him
    abandon his questionably named country to join yours.  He'll give you back
    your lighter as proof of your friendship.  Whoa, where'd that announcer
    come from?  Is this some sort of documentary game?  ...That aside, examine
    your old traitor pal the tire.  He'll have the Cheat and Tirerea flag.  Just
    you wait tire, we'll make you a patroitic citizen again soon enough.
    
    One last thing before we leave our newest addition to the empire: whip out
    your new lighter and use it on the Maps and Minions box nearby.  Burninate!
    We're done here.  Let's go teach Strong Sad a thing or two about the Strong
    Badian army, shall we?
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                         BLEAK HOUSE                        [WPT5]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      3 Ring Binder                                 |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     Homsar Reservation                            |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Setting Smoke Detector on fire, Egg, Setting  |
    |                    Strong Bad's bed on fire, Setting Strong Sad's|
    |                    Flag on fire, Setting Strong Sad's Bill of    |
    |                    rights on fire, Setting Strong Sad's          |
    |                    Constitution on fire, Talking to Strong Sad   |
    |                    about Strong Badia                            |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    |             FUTURE SIGHT             |
    |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
    |As SOON as you walk in, use your      |
    |Black Metal Detector.  It will        |
    |immediately go off and you'll find    |
    |the 3 Ring Binder, which you'll need  |
    |in just a second.  It's highly        |
    |recommended that you get it now.      |
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
    After you've dug that up (or chosen to do it later), head into the living
    room.  I wonder how safe Strong Bad and the gang are in the house.  Let's try
    it out.  Use your lighter on the Smoke Detector.  Whoa, time for some new
    batteries there Strong Bad!  ...Well, and a new Smoke Detector now.  Now
    use the lighter on the barred window.  We need to send a message to our man
    on the outside!  Maybe he can tell us how to get Strong Sad to join us.  But
    instead, he throws us something better: the Egg card for Cave Girl Squad!
    We've got half the cards now!
    
    Now, let's take a trip into Strong Bad's room to think about how to take over
    Bleak House.  Whoa, that bed's looking just as terrible as ever!  Let's help
    Strong Bad clean it up!  Use the lighter on it and watch as it burns down
    the pile!  All clean!  Plus that gave me an idea on how to take over Bleak
    House!
    
    Head upstairs to Strong Sad's room.  He's constantly bragging about how his
    country has the official documents right?  We'll just use the Strong Badian
    army to take care of that.  Whip out your lighter and burn down his flag.
    He'll whimper a bit but he still thinks he can hold out.  Next, burn his
    Bill of Rights.  He still holds onto his hope!  Let's burn that down too.
    Use the lighter on his Constitution.  Somehow, he still thinks he can hold
    out...until we bring out our newest head of Secret Sauce Police!  He'll
    reluctantly join Strong Badia.  Hey, it's that weird announcer guy again!
    Does him calling Strong Sad a name count for us?  No?  Oh well.  We just
    took over another country!  Only a few more to go!
    
    One last thing before we move on: talk to Strong Sad about his glorious new
    nation.  Chalk up another burn for Strong Bad!  Let's head to the newest
    country on our map: Homsar Reservation.
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                      HOMSAR RESERVATION                    [WPT6]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      Pretendix                                     |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Using Fake Sword on Strong Sad, Using Tuning  |
    |                    Fork on Strong Sad, Homsar Reservation Flag,  |
    |                    Setting Mysterious Bush on fire, Alien        |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    Welcome to the strange country of Homsar Reservation.  As long as it remains,
    Strong Sad will never shut up about how boring it is.  Let's try smacking him
    with his own sword.  Use the Fake Sword on Strong Sad.  Unfortunately, he
    doesn't smack him with it but puts it away before Strong Sad can take it back.
    Next, use the Tuning Fork on him.  You should have dug it up next to The
    Stick earlier.  Only two more names remain...the fun's almost over...we'll
    find some other way to torture him later I presume.  Now run over to the
    Mysterious Bush and click it to find the country's flag!  We're done with it,
    so why not set it on fire?  Hey, it's Strong Bad's motto not mine.  Watch it
    as it goes up in flames.
    
    Head over to the cave.  If you like, you can play Cave Girl Squad by examining
    the drawings on the side of the cave.  But if you'd like to get the perfect
    score, go ahead and wait until later.  Keep going and use your Black Metal
    Detector just to the right of the cave.  Alright our third CGS card!  Only
    one more to find!
    
    The hard part about taking over this country is the fact you can't understand
    Homsar.  In order to do it, you'll need four items, of which you should
    already have.  If you haven't been keeping up with the Future Sight sections,
    below is a list of the three items buried.  The fourth can be gotten in a
    moment.
    
    -POWER STRIP: Search the right side of Strong Badia near the fence.
    -TUNING FORK: Near the Stick
    -3 RING BINDER: Next to Strong Bad's mailbox.
    
    When you have those three items, head back to Homsar Reservation.  There's one
    last item we need, but we'll have to get something good to trade for it.  Talk
    to Strong Sad about drinks.  He'll mention that he drank the water.  Next,
    talk to him about sickness.  Let's have a little fun and fake him out shall
    we?  Use the lighter on the thermometer sitting on Strong Sad's luggage.
    He'll think he's having a fever!  Now use the Strong Bad Doll on him.  It'll
    start shaking and Strong Sad will think it's him.  We've almost got him!  Go
    over to Homsar and talk to him.  Click on the picture of Strong Bad in
    Homsar's hat.  Strong Sad will be convinced that he's sick and run to the
    nearest hospital.  A few moments later, he comes back fine as ever with
    his Pretendix in a jar.  Swipe it.  We have to trade it for the last piece
    of the puzzle.  Head to Concessionstan.
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                        CONCESSIONSTAN                      [WPT7]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      Jar Piece                                     |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    Now that we're here, walk around to the back of Bubs'.  Click on the door and
    you'll find yourself at the Black Market.  He's pretty much out of everything,
    but I'm sure he has SOMETIHNG useful...try using "your" pretendix on him.
    He'll trade it for a Jar Piece, the only thing he currently has in stock.
    What happened to all the chocolate covered cheese?  Oh well, we've got the
    last piece of the puzzle.  Head back to Homsar Reservation.
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                      HOMSAR RESERVATION                    [WPT8]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     Marzistar                                     |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    When you arrive, run over until you find a rock formation sticking out of
    the ground with crystals growing out of it.  Use your Power Strip on it and
    you'll drop it in.  Whoa, what's that light?  We didn't pay for those special
    effects!  Next, drop in the Tuning Fork, as well as the 3 Ring Binder and
    Jar Piece.  Once all four have been dropped in, Strong Bad will gain all the
    knowledge he needs to talk to Homsar.  What?  He's intelligent and charismatic?
    Ask him if he'll join Strong Badia.  He's hesitant about it until you explain
    the situation then he agrees that it's for the best.  Exit out and you'll do
    the ancient ceremony that Homsar's uncle Chet taught him.  It destroys the
    cave entrance, but unfortunately, also the crystal rock that lets us
    understand Homsar.  At least he joined first!  Onwards through the cave!
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                            MARZISTAR                       [WPT9]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Marzistar Flag, Algebros Page 2               |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    Welcome to Marzistar!  Aside from the rude introduction, this is the last
    country you have to get through in order to get to the Of Town!
    Unfortunately, Marzipan won't join you and Homestar won't until you've gotten
    at least five people to join Strong Badia.  But before we leave, let's pick
    up a few things for our awesomeness shall we?
    
    Head back to the onions and use your Black Metal Detector near the fence.
    Wow your METAL detector found yet another non-metallic item.  Where do you
    get these things Strong Bad?  Well at least we've found the eco-friendly
    flag of Marzistar!  Now head over to the right and check Marzipan's mailbox.
    Hey, how'd she get Page 2 of our manual?  At least we found it first!
    Let's head to our next country: Pompomerania.
    
     ____________________________________________________________________________
    |                                                                            |
    |                      PART 3: TAKING OVER THE EAST SIDE               [WKP3]|
    |____________________________________________________________________________|
    |                                                                            |
    | OUR PROGRESS SO FAR:                                                       |
    |                                                                            |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    | |         [ ]-OUTFITS          |            |     [ ]-ALGEBROS PAGES     | |
    | |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
    | |[X]-Eye Patch      [X]-C.Pants|            |[X]-Cover       [X]-Page 2  | |
    | |[X]-SB Shirt       [ ]-Beard  |            |[X]-Page 3      [ ]-Page 4  | |
    | |[ ]-Crown          [ ]-Boots  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |[ ]-Beret          [ ]-C.Bones|                                           |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    |                                             | [ ]-SETTING THINGS ON FIRE | |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    | | [ ]-CAVE GIRL SQUAD CARDS    |            |[X]-M&M Box     [X]-S.Detect| |
    | |------------------------------|            |[X]-S.Bad Bed   [X]-SS Flag | |
    | |[X]-Tar Pit        [X]-Egg    |            |[X]-SS B.O.R.   [X]-SS Const| |
    | |[X]-Alien          [ ]-Darwin |            |[X]-M.Bush      [ ]-Kimono  | |
    |  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Skull 1     [ ]-Skull 2 | |
    |                                             |[ ]-Skull Pile  [ ]-Candles | |
    |  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Model UN                | |
    | | [ ]-STRONG SAD NAME CALLING  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |------------------------------|                                           |
    | |[X]-Talk (BE)      [X]-Fence  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |[X]-Shower         [X]-Pillow |            |         [ ]-FLAGS          | |
    | |[X]-SB (BU)        [X]-SB2    |            |----------------------------| |
    | |[X]-Bleak          [X]-F.Sword|            |[X]-Concession  [X]-SB      | |
    | |[X]-SB (AU)        [X]-F.Sword|            |[X]-Bleak House [X]-Cheat   | |
    | |[X]-Tuning Fork    [ ]-Talk   |            |[X]-Homsar      [X]-Homestar| |
    | |[ ]-Talk (EP)                 |            |[ ]-Pom Pom     [ ]-Country | |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    |                                                                            |
    |  ------------------------------                                            |
    | |         [ ]-MISC             |                                           |
    | |------------------------------|                                           |
    | |[ ]-M&M 10 Turns   [ ]-Alg HS |                                           |
    | |[ ]-CGS HS                    |                                           |
    |  ------------------------------                                            |
     ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                           POMPOMERANIA                     [WP10]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      Glow Stick, Real Sword                        |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     Country                                       |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Algebros Page 4. Pompomerania Flag, Kimono set|
    |                    on fire                                       |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    Welcome to the trendy party nation of Pompomerania!  What?  Bubs is here too!
    Head over to the box and check underneath it.  The final page to our Algebros
    Manual!  Now we can use all the hidden moves!  If you want to, feel free to
    head back to Bleak House and get the high score, but I'll be doing that a
    little later on.  You can talk to Pom Pom about joining, but he refuses to
    join a nation that's not as cool.  You'll find out that in Pompomerania, it's
    all about the drink you're holding.  So let's go order a drink, shall we?
    Try ordering a Bull Honkey.  Did he just call us uncool?  Try it again.  This
    time Bubs' will throw in a flag to make it special...which just happens to be
    the Pompomerania flag!  Only one more flag to find!
    
    The drinks are cool, but not quite cool enough.  We need something to give
    it that extra kick that will impress Pom Pom.  Head over to the DJ Booth and
    grab a Glow Stick.  While we're over here, whip out your Lighter and use it
    on the Kimono closest to the door.  Head back to Bubs and order the glowing
    drink in a beaker.  It's cool, but not what Pom Pom is looking for.  Drop in
    your Glow Stick.  Whoa!  Look at that thing shine!  Grab it and Pom Pom will
    be immediately impressed and join Strong Badia.  Aww, we didn't get to do the
    robot!  We'll save that for the next episode I guess.  One last thing before
    we leave Pompomerania.  Head to where Pom Pom is and use the Fake Sword on
    the Real Sword hanging on the wall.  You'll switch the two out.  You're now
    ready to head to the next country: Country.  Go there now.
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                            COUNTRY                         [WP11]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      Tony Stony                                    |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Country Flag, Lone Skull #1 set on fire, Lone |
    |                    Skull #2 set on fire, Pile of Skulls set on   |
    |                    fire                                          |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    Welcome to Country, the war-like dunces of Strong Mad's country.  Strong Mad
    won't understand you, so you bring in The Cheat to translate.  First, let's
    grab our last flag.  Use the Black Metal Detector near the flagpole.  You'll
    find a miniature version of the real thing and also complete your collection.
    Alright now we can play United Nations!  Just kidding, put down that lighter
    Strong Bad.  Next, whip out your lighter and set the skull next to the flag
    pole on fire.
    
    Now, head over to The Cheat and talk to him about Strong Badia.  Wait, a
    terrible monster?  I didn't sign up for this!  Oh well, wait, where'd Strong
    Mad go?  ...Wow.  Well, I guess we'll have to cut down the "Taranchula" to
    get Strong Mad's help!  First, set the skull near The Cheat on fire.  Then,
    use the Lighter on the Pile of Skulls near Strong Mad.  It's time to slay
    us a monster.
    
    Use your real sword on the Ice Head.  Strong Mad will make the head "regrow".
    While he's distracted, slice the Fire Head.  It will fall down into the river
    and Strong Mad will start shooting fake ketchup blood through the "neck".
    While he's distracted and shooting blood, slice the Ice Head.  It will fall
    into the flaming Pile of Skulls and burn.  The monster is defeated!  Strong
    Mad is upset, but joins you.  He insists upon bringing Tony Stony, his vice
    president.  You'll grab him and automatically head to Marzistar.
    
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    |                                                                            |
    |                      PART 4: TARGETING THE OF TOWN                   [WKP4]|
    |____________________________________________________________________________|
    |                                                                            |
    | OUR PROGRESS SO FAR:                                                       |
    |                                                                            |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    | |         [ ]-OUTFITS          |            |     [X]-ALGEBROS PAGES     | |
    | |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
    | |[X]-Eye Patch      [X]-C.Pants|            |[X]-Cover       [X]-Page 2  | |
    | |[X]-SB Shirt       [ ]-Beard  |            |[X]-Page 3      [X]-Page 4  | |
    | |[ ]-Crown          [ ]-Boots  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |[ ]-Beret          [ ]-C.Bones|                                           |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    |                                             | [ ]-SETTING THINGS ON FIRE | |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    | | [ ]-CAVE GIRL SQUAD CARDS    |            |[X]-M&M Box     [X]-S.Detect| |
    | |------------------------------|            |[X]-S.Bad Bed   [X]-SS Flag | |
    | |[X]-Tar Pit        [X]-Egg    |            |[X]-SS B.O.R.   [X]-SS Const| |
    | |[X]-Alien          [ ]-Darwin |            |[X]-M.Bush      [X]-Kimono  | |
    |  ------------------------------             |[X]-Skull 1     [X]-Skull 2 | |
    |                                             |[X]-Skull Pile  [ ]-Candles | |
    |  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Model UN                | |
    | | [ ]-STRONG SAD NAME CALLING  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |------------------------------|                                           |
    | |[X]-Talk (BE)      [X]-Fence  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |[X]-Shower         [X]-Pillow |            |         [X]-FLAGS          | |
    | |[X]-SB (BU)        [X]-SB2    |            |----------------------------| |
    | |[X]-Bleak          [X]-F.Sword|            |[X]-Concession  [X]-SB      | |
    | |[X]-SB (AU)        [X]-F.Sword|            |[X]-Bleak House [X]-Cheat   | |
    | |[X]-Tuning Fork    [ ]-Talk   |            |[X]-Homsar      [X]-Homestar| |
    | |[ ]-Talk (EP)                 |            |[X]-Pom Pom     [X]-Country | |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    |                                                                            |
    |  ------------------------------                                            |
    | |         [ ]-MISC             |                                           |
    | |------------------------------|                                           |
    | |[ ]-M&M 10 Turns   [ ]-Alg HS |                                           |
    | |[ ]-CGS HS                    |                                           |
    |  ------------------------------                                            |
     ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                            MARZISTAR                       [WP12]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     Castle                                        |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Talking to Strong Sad                         |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    We now have the five people we need to take over the final country: Marzistar!
    When you head in, talk to Strong Sad and you'll burn him again!  Only one more
    to go!  Next, head over to the Model United Nations Board.  Place Tony Stony
    in the Poopslovakia slot.  You'll understand why in a minute.  Now talk to
    Homestar about the Of Town.  He'll mention bringing back the Homestarmy.
    Talk to him about it to learn that Marzipan abolished the draft and that he'll
    need five soliders to reinstate it.  Well, we've got the soldiers what about
    that draft?  Talk to Homestar about it and he'll reinstate the draft, flipping
    the UN Board around to reveal a draft wheel!  This is where Tony Stony will
    come in handy.  Because of the weight of Tony Stony, the wheel always lands
    on Coach Z!  He'll proudly join the Homestarmy, thinking it as a prize.
    
    We're all ready to storm the castle!  One little thing remains, however:
    whip these recruits into shape!  Talk to everyone on the line and you'll start
    the invasion.  Hey, we won!  we're now the King of Town!
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                             CASTLE                         [WP13]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   King's Beard, Lighting Candle Holder, Darwin, |
    |                    Crown, 'Lectric Boots, Beret, Maps and Minions|
    |                    in 10 or Less Turns                           |
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    Wow, who would have guessed that being the King of Town would be this boring?
    Hey wait, we did!  Oh well, time to explore the castle.  Check the right side
    of your fridge throne to find a spare King's Beard!  Why he keeps it in the
    fridge I dunno but it is the Of Town we're talking about!  Next, head right
    and use the Lighter on the Candle Holder near the Maps and Minions board.
    While we're here, check the Ex-Fish.  What does it remind you of?  Keep
    checking it until you remember and get the Darwin card!  We can now get a
    perfect score on Cave Girl Squad!  But Strong Mad won't let us leave!  There
    has to be a way out of here...maybe if we send someone an e-mail?
    
    Head into the computer room and unplug the Lappy.  For some reason, a spare
    crown pops out!  Grab it and turn it on.  WHAT?  The King of Town set us up!
    Well we'll just have to figure out a way to get him back on the throne!  Head
    into computer room again and turn it back on.  Go into the template section
    and click on Food Order.  Send an e-mail to thepizz@virtualpizz.biz for fourty
    'Lectric Boots.  Log off and you'll see that someone has delivered you a pair
    already!  Wow, that was quick.  Now send a tax e-mail to
    theoftown@strongbadshouse.res about a tax on Creamy Ding Snack Cakes for
    fourty million, fourty thousand and fourty four dollars per item.  This will
    outrage the Of Town and he'll declare war on you.  Now head into the throne
    room and check out the Deluxe Maps and Minions board.  This will start a
    strategy like minigame.  Below is a sample game.  For more info, check out
    the minigames section.
    
    TURN 1:
    Coach Z to Place
    Homsar to Poopslovakia
    The Cheat to Scalding Lake
    The Poopsmith to Bleak House
    The Of Town to Pompomerania
    (Homestar to East Homezipan)
    (Strong Sad to Place/Coach Z to Stink's Reach)
    
    TURN 2:
    Homsar to Place
    The Cheat to Rotten Eggland
    Coach Z to Poopslovakia
    The Poopsmith to Dullsville
    The Of Town to Bleak House
    (Homestar to The Stick)
    (Strong Mad to East Homezipan)
    
    TURN 3:
    The Poopsmith to The Nameless Land
    The Of Town to Dullsville
    The Cheat to Open Field (Getting Beret)
    Coach Z to Scalding Lake
    (Homestar to Open Field/The Cheat to The Embittered Crag)
    (Strong Mad to East Marzistar)
    
    TURN 4:
    The Cheat to The Cave
    Coach Z to The Embittered Crag
    The Poopsmith to Rotten Eggland
    The Of Town to The Nameless Land
    (Homestar to The Embittered Crag/Coach Z to Scalding Lake)
    (Strong Mad to East Homezipan)
    
    TURN 5:
    The Cheat to Homsar
    The Poopsmith to Country
    The Of Town to Rotten Eggland
    (Homestar to Scalding Lake/Coach Z to Poopslovakia)
    (Strong Mad to East Marzistar)
    
    TURN 6:
    The Cheat to The Stick
    The Poopsmith to Open Field
    The Of Town to Country
    (Homestar to Poopslovakia/Coach Z to Pompomerania)
    (Strong Mad to East Homezipan)
    
    TURN 7:
    The Cheat to East Homezipan
    The Of Town to Coachnya
    (Homestar to Scalding Lake)
    
    TURN 8:
    The Of Town to East Marzistar
    (Homestar to Rotten Eggland)
    
    TURN 9:
    The Of Town to Castle
    
    As soon as The Of Town gets to the castle, Strong Bad will trick him into
    taking back his castle AND removing the e-mail tax!  Wow that was easy!
    Congrats, you've now beaten Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People
    Episode 2!  There's still a few things left to get though.  Let's load up
    that autosave and enter Extended Play!
    
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    |                                                                            |
    |                               EXTENDED PLAY                          [WKEP]|
    |____________________________________________________________________________|
    |                                                                            |
    | OUR PROGRESS SO FAR:                                                       |
    |                                                                            |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    | |         [ ]-OUTFITS          |            |     [X]-ALGEBROS PAGES     | |
    | |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
    | |[X]-Eye Patch      [X]-C.Pants|            |[X]-Cover       [X]-Page 2  | |
    | |[X]-SB Shirt       [X]-Beard  |            |[X]-Page 3      [X]-Page 4  | |
    | |[X]-Crown          [X]-Boots  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |[X]-Beret          [ ]-C.Bones|                                           |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    |                                             | [ ]-SETTING THINGS ON FIRE | |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    | | [X]-CAVE GIRL SQUAD CARDS    |            |[X]-M&M Box     [X]-S.Detect| |
    | |------------------------------|            |[X]-S.Bad Bed   [X]-SS Flag | |
    | |[X]-Tar Pit        [X]-Egg    |            |[X]-SS B.O.R.   [X]-SS Const| |
    | |[X]-Alien          [X]-Darwin |            |[X]-M.Bush      [X]-Kimono  | |
    |  ------------------------------             |[X]-Skull 1     [X]-Skull 2 | |
    |                                             |[X]-Skull Pile  [X]-Candles | |
    |  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Model UN                | |
    | | [ ]-STRONG SAD NAME CALLING  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |------------------------------|                                           |
    | |[X]-Talk (BE)      [X]-Fence  |             ----------------------------  |
    | |[X]-Shower         [X]-Pillow |            |         [X]-FLAGS          | |
    | |[X]-SB (BU)        [X]-SB2    |            |----------------------------| |
    | |[X]-Bleak          [X]-F.Sword|            |[X]-Concession  [X]-SB      | |
    | |[X]-SB (AU)        [X]-F.Sword|            |[X]-Bleak House [X]-Cheat   | |
    | |[X]-Tuning Fork    [X]-Talk   |            |[X]-Homsar      [X]-Homestar| |
    | |[ ]-Talk (EP)                 |            |[X]-Pom Pom     [X]-Country | |
    |  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
    |                                                                            |
    |  ------------------------------                                            |
    | |         [ ]-MISC             |                                           |
    | |------------------------------|                                           |
    | |[X]-M&M 10 Turns   [ ]-Alg HS |                                           |
    | |[ ]-CGS HS                    |                                           |
    |  ------------------------------                                            |
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    |                                                                  |
    |                             CASTLE                         [WP14]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    Welcome to Extended Play!  Feel free to visit the Photo Booth to wear any
    costumes you've acquired.  From now on, you can wear any costume you've
    obtained outside of the Photo Booth!  Feel free to explore the castle, send a
    few e-mails.  Unfortunately, no one will e-mail you back and there's really
    nothing in the castle for us to find.  You can talk to the King of Town, but
    he's only interested in giving you back the throne.  Head to Bleak House.
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                          BLEAK HOUSE                       [WP15]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Talking to Strong Sad, Algebros High Score    |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    Head into Strong Sad's room and talk to him to call him the final name in the
    game!  Alright!  Go ahead and head into Strong Bad's room.  It's time for the
    Algebros!  The high score you need is 2000+ points.  To make it really simple,
    just use the Polar Coordinates move over and over until you get it.  Check
    the section under minigames for more information if you're stuck.  Alright!
    Only a few more things left to do!  Head to Marzistar.
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                          MARZISTAR                         [WP16]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Setting the Model UN on fire                  |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    There's only one thing to do here in Marzistar that wasn't available
    during the course of the game: our final object to set on fire!  Head
    over to the United Nations board and whip out that Lighter!  Watch as the
    last few remnants of the countries you've taken over burn to the ground.
    That leaves only one more thing to do to get 100%: Cave Girl Squad!
    Head to Homsar Reservation.
    
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    |                                                                  |
    |                       HOMSAR RESERVATION                   [WP17]|
    |------------------------------------------------------------------|
    |ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
    |NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
    |AWESOMENESS HERE:   Cave Girl Squad High Score, Crossbones Shirt  |
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    The final thing left to do is here in Homsar Reservation!  Check the Cave
    Drawings on the wall to start Cave Girl Squad.  For more information, check
    the section under minigames.  Alright!  We've got 100%!  What's this?  A free
    t-shirt in commemeration?  Awesome!  Congrats on getting 100% and
    max awesomeness!
    
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                                    VI. MINIGAMES                           [MINI]
    
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    This game contains two all new minigames as well as a brand new version of the
    third minigame!  The first is another Fun Machine title for us to play: Math
    Kickers featuring the Algebros!  The second is a revamped version of the Teen
    Girl Squad: Cave Girl Squad!  The last a "strategy" game which features you
    and a small army taking on the Homestarmy!
    
    
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                             ALGEBROS                     [ALGE]
    
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    Each episode of SBCG4AP features a new Fun Machine title to play and this time
    it's the edutainment title of Math Kickers featuring the Algebros!  The game
    can be found in the same place as Snake Boxer 5: Strong Bad's room.  The goal
    of this game is simple: Dex punches Ninjas which subtracts them and Ryu uses
    an energy blast which adds them.  Simply make the same amount of ninjas on
    both sides to progress!  Eventually you'll reach the polynomial boss fight.
    Simply mash the attack buttons, then when the equation goes up in the air,
    hold down and head to the bottom of the screen to dodge it.  Then, resume
    attacking non-stop until it goes to attack again.  You can be hit up to six
    times before the game is over.  If you're looking for the best rank, you'll
    have to get at least 2000 points in this game.  Below is a foolproof
    strategy that will have you raking in the points with little to no effort.
    
    First of all, you'll want to get Page 2 of the manual, which unlocks the secret
    move polar coordinates.  Then, simply use that move (Right, Up, Left and both
    attack buttons) and the move will 9 times out of 10 destroy all the ninjas
    necessary to progress.  Continue to do this move, destroying the bosses
    as they come along and you'll reach 2000 points by the fifth round.  Piece of
    cake!
    
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                          CAVE GIRL SQUAD                 [TNGS]
    
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    Those crazy teen girls are back in this game, only this time they're going
    prehistoric!  Since Strong Bad has run out of paper, you can find this
    minigame at the Homsar Reservation by examining the cave drawings on the
    wall.  Strong Bad will then spicen it up by drawing in the Teen Girls.
    Getting a perfect score is a little more complicated this time (at 6000
    points) but it's detailed below.
    
    Before you attempt this, make sure you've gotten all four of the cards.
    For their locations, look under the Awesomeness section.  On the first turn,
    use the Egg on The Ugly One and the Chisel on Whats Her Face (long hair and
    tooth sticking out).  The scene will change.  Use the Stone Tablet on
    Whats Her Face to watch her die a hilarious death!  Use the Ribbon on
    Cheerleader (no effect except to change the scene).  Now we're in ancient
    Egypt.  Use the Wheel on So and So (big long hair and dress) to watch her
    fly off and die as well.  Halfway there!  Use the Dog on Cheerleader to
    watch A NOOB IS kill her off.  Next, use the AK on The Ugly One.  Her
    Egg will hatch but what happened to the dinosaurs?  The scene will
    change to all four girls in a museum with dinosaur heads.  Use the Darwin
    Fish on any girl and you'll have the perfect 6000 point score needed for
    your awesomeness!
    
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                          MAPS AND MINIONS                [MPMS]
    
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    Maps and Minions is a brand new minigame that isn't accessible until the very
    end of the game.  To access it, check the Deluxe Maps and Minions board in
    the King of Town's castle.  It's a strategy like game that pits you as the
    Of Town and his army versus the Homestarmy.  Each piece can move once space
    per turn and if any Homestarmy member comes in contact with a Of Town army
    piece the two will battle (usually resulting in a Homestarmy win).  The goal
    of the game is to move the Of Town to the Castle space.  However, if any
    Homestarmy piece comes into contact with the Of Town, it's an automatic loss
    for the Of Town army and the pieces reset.  If you want 100%, you have to
    beat the Homestarmy in 10 turns or less.  Also, if you want the Beret, make
    sure to move The Cheat to the space "Open Field"!  Below is a strategy to
    employ with each piece as well as a sample game.
    
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                  HOMSAR
    
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    Homsar's role in this battle will be to keep Strong Sad from moving.  Since
    every conflict (aside from two) result in a loss for the Of Town army, we
    want to keep as many pieces busy as we possibly can to slip the Of Town
    through.  Move Homsar to Strong Sad's space, which will result in a draw.
    As long as you don't move him, he and Strong Sad will remain in that
    square.
    
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                THE CHEAT
    
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    The Cheat's role is similar to Homsar's.  If you move The Cheat to the same
    space as Strong Mad, the two will remain in those spaces until you move him.
    
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                 COACH Z
    
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    Coach Z's role is simply to distract Homestar and lure him away from the
    Of Town.  What that means is deliberately moving Coach Z towards Homestar
    until he starts attacking him, then leave him to continually lose against
    Homestar, pushing him further and further away from the Of Town.
    
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                POOPSMITH
    
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    The Poopsmith is going to be the Of Town's guide.  Because he leaves a cloud
    of dust whenever he moves, you'll want to move the Poopsmith wherever you
    plan on moving the Of Town, then moving the Of Town into the cloud of dust
    so Homestar doesn't go after him.
    
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                  OF TOWN
    
    ___________________________________
    
    The Of Town's role is to get to the end of the board.  As stated above, he'll
    be using the Poopsmith's clouds to avoid conflict and get him there in one
    piece.
    
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               SAMPLE GAME
    
    ___________________________________
    
    This game can be used as a reference on how to beat it in 9 turns.
    
    TURN 1:
    Coach Z to Place
    Homsar to Poopslovakia
    The Cheat to Scalding Lake
    The Poopsmith to Bleak House
    The Of Town to Pompomerania
    (Homestar to East Homezipan)
    (Strong Sad to Place/Coach Z to Stink's Reach)
    
    TURN 2:
    Homsar to Place
    The Cheat to Rotten Eggland
    Coach Z to Poopslovakia
    The Poopsmith to Dullsville
    The Of Town to Bleak House
    (Homestar to The Stick)
    (Strong Mad to East Homezipan)
    
    TURN 3:
    The Poopsmith to The Nameless Land
    The Of Town to Dullsville
    The Cheat to Open Field (Getting Beret)
    Coach Z to Scalding Lake
    (Homestar to Open Field/The Cheat to The Embittered Crag)
    (Strong Mad to East Marzistar)
    
    TURN 4:
    The Cheat to The Cave
    Coach Z to The Embittered Crag
    The Poopsmith to Rotten Eggland
    The Of Town to The Nameless Land
    (Homestar to The Embittered Crag/Coach Z to Scalding Lake)
    (Strong Mad to East Homezipan)
    
    TURN 5:
    The Cheat to Homsar
    The Poopsmith to Country
    The Of Town to Rotten Eggland
    (Homestar to Scalding Lake/Coach Z to Poopslovakia)
    (Strong Mad to East Marzistar)
    
    TURN 6:
    The Cheat to The Stick
    The Poopsmith to Open Field
    The Of Town to Country
    (Homestar to Poopslovakia/Coach Z to Pompomerania)
    (Strong Mad to East Homezipan)
    
    TURN 7:
    The Cheat to East Homezipan
    The Of Town to Coachnya
    (Homestar to Scalding Lake)
    
    TURN 8:
    The Of Town to East Marzistar
    (Homestar to Rotten Eggland)
    
    TURN 9:
    The Of Town to Castle
    
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                                 VII. AWESOMENESS                           [AWES]
    
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    
    This game features the return of the awesomeness page: which will keep track
    of all the hidden stuff and accomplishments you've gotten.  When something has
    been successfully accomplished and you've achieved max awesomeness for it, it
    will turn green on the awesomeness screen.  To get the max rating, you have to
    accomplish the following:
    
    -Obtain all seven outfits
    -Call Strong Sad thirteen names
    -Find all four Teen Girl Squad cards
    -Find all four Algebros Manual Pages
    -Set all twelve things on fire
    -Obtaining all eight country flags
    -Beat the Maps and Minions game in 10 or less moves
    -Obtain a high score of 2000 on Algebros
    -Obtain a high score of 6000 on Teen Girl Squad
    
    This section details everything on the above list except for the last three
    items, which are detailed in the previous section: minigames.
    
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                            OUTFITS                       [OUTF]
    
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    This time around, there are seven outfits as well as a hidden eighth costume
    that can only be gotten when you've gotten 100%.  Below is a list of the
    costumes and how to get each one.
    
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                 EYE PATCH
    
    ___________________________________
    
    This stylish eye patch can be gotten as soon as you start the game.  Simply
    head into the kitchen and examine the Cheat Commando O's box to find this
    inside as the prize.
    
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                CAMO PANTS
    
    ___________________________________
    
    If you want to outfit your Strong Badian army with battle fatigues, there's
    no better place to start than with these!  They're accessible to you even
    before your independence speech.  Head downstairs and in the dryer to find
    them.
    
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            STRONG BADIA SHIRT
    
    ___________________________________
    
    The other half to your Strong Badian army outfit can be found after you've
    declared your independence from the Of Town.  Head to Strong Badia and
    use the Black Metal Detector just to the left of the dirt.  You'll find
    this medal covered shirt buried beneath the ground.
    
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               KING's BEARD
    
    ___________________________________
    
    The Of Town won't let just anyone wear a kingly beard.  For this one, you
    have to have already taken over as the King of Town.  Then all you have to
    do is check the right side of your fancy fridge throne and you'll find it
    stowed away next to the mustard.
    
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                  CROWN
    
    ___________________________________
    
    Another proof of leadership than only leaders of the town can access.
    Go into the King of Town's computer room and try to unplug it.  This crown
    will mysteriously appear.
    
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             'LECTRIC BOOTS
    
    ___________________________________
    
    These powerful battery draining boots can be gotten after you've become
    everyone's leader.  Check the King of Town's computer and send a template
    food order e-mail to thepizz@virtualpizz.biz requesting any amount of
    'Lectric Boots.  They'll immediately ship them to the room.  Then check
    under the newly arrived box.
    
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                  BERET
    
    ___________________________________
    
    This one is accessible as soon as you unlock the Deluxe Maps and Minions
    minigame.  During the game, move The Cheat to the space "Open Field" and
    he'll find this one under a box and give it to you.
    
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               CROSSBONES
    
    ___________________________________
    
    To unlock this cross-promotional marketing shirt, you have to have beaten
    the game and unlocked Extended Play.  If you manage to get everything else
    and max out your awesomeness, they'll automatically give you this shirt.
    
    
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                    SETTING THINGS ON FIRE                [STOF]
    
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    One of the more amusing things in this game for all you pyromaniacs is the
    ability to set things on fire with your lighter.  If you want to max out
    your awesomeness rank, you'll have to find all twelve of the objects (no,
    Strong Sad is not one of them).  Keep in mind you cannot set things on
    fire until you receive your lighter back from The Cheat.
    
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           MAPS AND MINIONS BOX
    
    ___________________________________
    
    After you've received the money from the Maps and Minions Box in Strong
    Badia, you can set the box on fire.  It's pretty hard to miss.  But if
    you can't find it, look near the center of Strong Badia for a giant
    board game box.
    
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             SMOKE DETECTOR
    
    ___________________________________
    
    For this one, head to Bleak House.  In the living room, you'll find the
    Smoke Detector near the window up high on the wall.  Whoa, looks like
    it's broken!
    
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             STRONG BAD'S BED
    
    ___________________________________
    
    Let's help Strong Bad clean off his bed!  Head to Bleak House and run
    straight forward until you're in Strong Bad's room, then use the
    lighter on the giant pile on the bed.  All better!
    
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            STRONG SAD'S FLAG
    
    ___________________________________
    
    This one is required to progress the story, but for those who haven't
    yet, head to Bleak House and into Strong Sad's room.  See the giant
    flag on the wall?  Watch it burn!
    
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        STRONG SAD'S BILL OF RIGHTS
    
    ___________________________________
    
    Like the flag, this one is required to progress with the story.  In
    the same room as the one above, you'll find a Bill of Rights, sitting
    in front of Strong Sad.  You know what to do.
    
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         STRONG SAD'S CONSTITUTION
    
    ___________________________________
    
    Like the other two, this one is also required to progress the story.
    Next to the Bill of Rights is Strong Sad's constitution.  Let's
    show him Strong Badia's diplomatic skills shall we?
    
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             MYSTERIOUS BUSH
    
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    In Homsar Reservation, if you walk right a tad you'll find a mysterious
    bush.  Since you don't have your hedge trimmers from Homstar Ruiner,
    you'll have to use what you've got and burn it down!  Make sure to
    check it for the flag first!
    
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                  KIMONO
    
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    You'll find this Kimono hanging on the wall as soon as you enter
    Pompomerania.  Let's get this dance party started with a little
    light show!
    
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              LONE SKULL #1
    
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    This one can be found at Country, next to the flag pole.  Show
    no respect for the ancient race of paper people by burninating
    this skull.
    
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              LONE SKULL #2
    
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    This skull can be obtained after Strong Mad runs off to control
    the evil monster.  It's where he was when you entered Country.
    Burninate!
    
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              PILE OF SKULLS
    
    ___________________________________
    
    Burning this down is required to progress the story.  It's right
    next to the "monster" plaguing Country.
    
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           UNLIT CANDLE HOLDER
    
    ___________________________________
    
    In the Of Town's castle is an unlit candle holder.  Look inbetween
    the Deluxe Maps and Minions Board and the Ex-Fish for this one.
    A little mood lighting anyone?
    
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             MODEL UN BOARD
    
    ___________________________________
    
    To be able to burn this, you must have already beaten the game and
    unlocked Extended Play.  While you're in Extended Play, you can head
    to Marzistar and finally burn this one to the ground.
    
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                          COUNTRY FLAGS                   [CNFL]
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    Hidden throughout the game are miniature flags from each of the
    countries.  They look perfect on your fancy drink of choice!
    There are eight flags all together to find and make your
    own.
    
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              CONCESSIONSTAN
    
    ___________________________________
    
    The first flag you can find is from Bubs' neutral country
    of Concessionstan!  Check the bushes to the right of Bubs'
    Concession Stand to find this hidden within.
    
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              STRONG BADIA
    
    ___________________________________
    
    You can get your very own personal sized national flag by
    checking the brick wall nearby Concessionstan.  We always
    knew you were a loyal follower brick wall!
    
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               BLEAK HOUSE
    
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    If you head to Bleak House and enter the "throne room", aka
    Strong Sad's room, you can find this flag hidden under a box
    on his bed.  Not that we'd want to remember anything as
    dreary as this country...
    
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          THE CHEAT AND TIREREA
    
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    For this flag, talk to your traitor citizen The Tire after
    you've gotten The Cheat to join your cause.  He'll still be
    waving around the old colors.  Time to send him to a loyalty
    camp!
    
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           HOMSAR RESERVATION
    
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    When you arrive at the Homsar Reservation, look around for a
    bush as mysterious as the nation itself.  You'll find the nation's
    colors hidden within it's mysterious branches.  Make sure to do
    this before you burn it!
    
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                MARZISTAR
    
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    Marzistar's flag is buried deep beneath their soil.  Use your
    Black Metal Detector at Marzistar, near the onions to find
    this eco-friendly flag.
    
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              POMPOMERANIA
    
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    In Pompomerania, you're only as cool as the drink you are
    holding.  So go over to the barkeep and order a Bull Honkey
    twice in a row.  Since it's not nearly cool enough by itself,
    Bubs will throw the Pompomerania flag in it to snazz it up.
    
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                 COUNTRY
    
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    The final flag for your collection can be found in the warlike
    country of Country.  Use the Black Metal Detector near the
    flagpole to find a miniature flag buried beneath.  Very clever
    Strong Mad.  We never would have guessed to look near the
    flagpole for your flag.
    
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                   STRONG SAD NAME CALLING                [SSNC]
    
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    Calling Strong Sad names is probably the hardest part of
    maxing out your awesomeness rating.  Not necessarily because
    the act itself is hard, but because if you aren't fully
    prepared (or randomly clicking) throughout the game, you'll
    miss a ton of these and unfortunately you can't go back and
    get them once they're gone.  Below is a list, which should
    help you so you don't miss these name calling events.
    
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            PRIOR TO ESCAPING
    
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    The following should be done before creating the King of Town
    statue and declaring your independence.
    
    -LITTLE LORD FATLEROY: Talk to Strong Sad
    -DUMPLO: Talk to Strong Sad about the fence twice.
    -OBSESSIO DEPRESSIO: Examine the shower (can be obtained until
              you take over Bleak House)
    -DUMPELSTILTSKIN: Use the pillow on Strong Sad (make sure to do
              before you use on the statue)
    
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       PRIOR TO USURPING BLEAK HOUSE
    
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    The following should be done after declaring Strong Badian
    independence but before usurping Bleak House.
    
    -SIR DUMPSALOT: Use Fake Sword on Strong Sad
    -DOO-DOO-RONEMY: Talk to Strong Sad about Strong Badia
    -YOUR DUMPNESS: Talk to Strong Sad about Strong Badia twice
    -YOUR GRAYNESS: Talk to Strong Sad about Bleak House
    
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        AFTER USURPING BLEAK HOUSE
    
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    The following should be done after taking over Bleak House,
    but prior to invading the Of Town's castle.
    
    -LUMPY: Talk to Strong Sad about Strong Badia (immediately
            after taking over Bleak House)
    -DUMPENHEIMER: Use Fake Sword on Strong Sad at Homsar
            Reservation (before exchanging it with real sword)
    -DR. DUMPINGTON: Use Tuning Fork on Strong Sad at Homsar
            Reservation (before using it in the crystal rock)
    -DUMP-TENANT: Talk to Strong Sad at Marzistar
    
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              EXTENDED PLAY
    
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    The following can only be obtained in Extended Play mode,
    after beating the game.
    
    -DUMPLING: Talk to Strong Sad at Bleak House
    
    
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                    CAVE GIRL SQUAD CARDS                 [TGSC]
    
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    Like in Homestar Ruiner, four hidden Cave Girl Squad cards
    are hidden throughout the world with new ideas on them!  If
    you want to get the perfect score, you'll want to find these
    four cards.
    
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                 TAR PIT
    
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    The first idea for Cave Girl Squad can be found as soon as
    Strong Sad forms Bleak House.  Head over to his room and
    examine his books to find the Tar Pit card!
    
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                   EGG
    
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    The second card can be obtained after getting your lighter
    back.  Head to Bleak House and use the lighter on the
    barred window.  You'll send a coded message to your
    man on the outside and he'll throw you this card!
    
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                  ALIEN
    
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    The third idea card can be gotten in Homsar Reservation.
    Use the Black Metal Detector just outside of the cave you
    play it in and you'll find this one buried beneath.  I
    wonder how Strong Bad always finds paper with his metal
    detector...
    
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                 DARWIN
    
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    The final card can be gotten at the Of Town's castle.
    Examine the Ex-Fish until Strong Bad remembers what it
    reminds him of (three times to be precise).
    
    
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                       ALGEBROS MANUAL PAGES              [ALMP]
    
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    In every SBCG4AP game there is a brand new Fun Machine game.
    This time it's Algebros!  Just like Snake Boxer 5, four manual
    pages are hidden throughout the game.  Unlike Snake Boxer 5,
    the manual pages (aside from the cover) each unlock a special
    hidden move and can be found in the same location every time.
    Also unlike Snake Boxer 5, these moves cannot be used unless
    you've found the manual page for it.
    
    
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                  COVER
    
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    The awesome cover of your game can be found hidden in Strong Bad's
    mailbox.  Good think you had the foresight to tear it up!
    
    MOVE UNLOCKED: None
    
    
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                  PAGE 2
    
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    The second page of the manual can be found at Marzistar, hidden deep
    within Marzipan's mailbox.
    
    MOVE UNLOCKED: Polar Coordinates (>, ^, < Dex + Ryu)
    
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                  PAGE 3
    
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    The third page of the manual (and most likely the first you'll find) is
    found underneath a box next to the white fence.  Simply head right from
    Strong Badia to find the box in question.
    
    MOVE UNLOCKED: Logarithm Attack (<, v, >, ^ Dex)
    
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                  PAGE 4
    
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    The last page of the manual can be found hidden underneath a box in
    Pompomerania, next to the bar.
    
    MOVE UNLOCKED: Divide By Zero (<, >, <, > Ryu)
    
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                               VIII. PS3 TROPHIES                           [PS3T]
    
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    About a year after this guide was published, Telltale annouced that the entire
    season of Strong Bad's CG4AP would be released on PS3 for $14.99.  Along with
    higher resolutions, the games were given individual trophy lists.  Below are
    the trophies for Episode 2 and how to obtain them.  (If you follow my
    walkthrough from start to finish, you'll unlock all of these along the way
    irregardless).
    
    -(Bronze) Long Burn the King!: Help spark a rebellion.
         This one is unlocked after you create an effigy of the King of Town and
         the protestors burn it to the ground, effectively freeing you.  This is
         unmissable.
    -(Bronze) The Peopleís Republic of Marzistar: Enter this country.
         This one is unlocked when you defeat the monster in Country and enter
         Marzistar.  This is also unmissable.
    -(Bronze) Itís Good to be the King: Make Strong Bad king.
         Once you unite the Homestarmy and raid the King of Town, you'll unlock
         this trophy.  It's impossible to miss this one.
    -(Gold) Itís Not So Good to be the King: Return the King of Town to power.
         This one unlocks after getting the Of Town to the castle in Maps and
         Minions, beating the game.  This is impossible to miss.
    -(Bronze) Burninating the Countryside: Set all possible things on fire.
         You get this one for lighting all possible things on fire.  For more
         information, check out the section at [STOF].
    -(Bronze) Attention!!!: Make the Homestarmy stand at attention.
         Once you recruit all five members of the Homestarmy, talk to each of
         them before talking to Homestar.  For more info, see the walkthrough.
         Keep in mind that this is MISSABLE.
    -(Bronze) A Sad of Many Names: Call Strong Sad every name.
         This one is also MISSABLE.  You have to call Strong Sad every name
         in the book for this one and they're only available at certain times
         in the game.  For more information, check the section at [SSNC].
    -(Bronze) I Can Start My Own United Nations!: Collected all flags.
         This one is MISSABLE as well.  You have to obtain every country's
         flag.  See the section under [CNFL] for more info.
    -(Bronze) Iím A Styliní Machine!: Collected all available costumes.
         You need to collect all the available costumes for this one.  Check the
         section under [OUTF].  You do not need to collect the 100% costume to
         unlock this trophy.
    -(Bronze) Learning is Fun!: Collected all pages of the Algebros manual.
         You need to collect all four pages of the Algebros manual, unlocking
         three new moves.  Check the section under [ALMP] for their locations.
    -(Bronze) Algebros Master: Get at least 2000 points in Algebros.
         Easily done by collecting the second Algebros page and using the
         Polar coordinates move over and over.  For a more detailed explination,
         see the section under [ALGE].
    -(Bronze) The Secret Scrolls: Collected all papyrus Cave Girl Squad scrolls.
         Requires you to collect all four Cave Girl Squad scrolls.  See the
         section at [TGSC].
    -(Bronze) The Perfect Evolution of Cave Girl Squad: 6000 on Cave Girl Squad
         Just like in Homestar Ruiner, this requires all four scrolls to do.
         For their locations, check [TGSC].  For how to use them, check the
         section under [TNGS].
    -(Bronze) Homestarmy: Medal of Honorable Mention: Maps & Minions in 10 rounds.
         This trophy is somewhat difficult to obtain unless you really know what
         you're doing.  Check out the section under [MPMS] for piece strategies
         and a sample game.
    -(Silver) Lord High Fantasticus: Achieve the highest possible Awesomeness.
         This is pretty much the platinum trophy for this game and will unlock
         when you've completed everything 100%.  In order to do so, you will need
         to obtain all seven outfits, call Strong Sad thirteen different names,
         find all four Cave Girl Squad cards and score 6000 on the game, find all
         four Algebros pages and score 2000 on the game, set twelve things on
         fire, obtain all eight country flags and beat Maps and Minions in 10
         turns or less.
    
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                                   IX. CHECKLIST                            [CHLS]
    
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    STORYLINE:
    
    [ ] Head into Strong Sad's room and grab the Towel from the bathroom.
    [ ] Head downstairs into Strong Bad's room and grab the Crown.
    [ ] Head down into the basement and grab the Pillow.
    [ ] Head into the TV room and grab the Stuffing from the couch.
    [ ] Head into the computer room and look out the window.
    [ ] Use the Towel on the King of Town statue.
    [ ] Use the Crown on the King of Town statue.
    [ ] Use the Pillow on the King of Town statue.
    [ ] Use the Stuffing on the King of Town statue.
    [ ] Grab the Map from Strong Badia,
    [ ] Grab the Money from the Maps & Minions box.
    [ ] Use the Black Metal Detector in Strong Badia to find the Power Strip.
    [ ] Use the Black Metal Detector near The Stick to find the Tuning Fork.
    [ ] Talk to Bubs about souviners twice to get the Strong Bad Doll.
    [ ] Head to Bleak House and take the Medal from under the box.
    [ ] Use the Black Metal Detector near the mailbox to find the 3 Ring Binder.
    [ ] Head to Cheat and Tirerea and use the Medal on The Cheat to get the Lighter.
    [ ] Head to Bleak House and use the Lighter on Strong Sad's Flag.
    [ ] Use the Lighter on Strong Sad's Bill of Rights.
    [ ] Use the Lighter on Strong Sad's Constitution.
    [ ] Grab the Fake Sword from next to Strong Sad's bed.
    [ ] Head to Homsar Reservation and use talk to Strong Sad about Cold Ones.
    [ ] Talk to Strong Sad about sickness.
    [ ] Use the Lighter on the Thermometer.
    [ ] Use the Strong Bad Doll on Strong Sad.
    [ ] Talk to Homsar about Crazy Strong Bad (Strong Bad with Homsar Hat)
    [ ] Take the Pretendix from Strong Sad
    [ ] Go to Concessionstan and head around back then check the door.
    [ ] Use the Pretendix on Bubs to get the Pot Piece.
    [ ] Head back to Homsar Reservation and use the Power Strip on the crystal
        rock.
    [ ] Use the Tuning Fork on the crystal rock.
    [ ] Use the 3 Ring Binder on the crystal rock.
    [ ] Use the Pot Piece on the crystal rock.
    [ ] Talk to Homsar about joining Strong Badia.
    [ ] Head to Pompomerania and grab a glow stick.
    [ ] Talk to Bubs and order a glowing drink.
    [ ] Use the glow stick on the glowing drink.
    [ ] Swap the Fake Sword with the Samurai Sword.
    [ ] Head to Country and talk to The Cheat about joining Strong Badia.
    [ ] Use the Samurai Sword on the Ice Head.
    [ ] Use the Samurai Sword on the Fire Head (while Strong Mad is fixing the
        Ice Head).
    [ ] Use the Lighter on the pile of skulls.
    [ ] Use the Samurai Sword on the Ice Head (while Strong Mad is shooting
        "blood" out of the Fire Head's original spot).
    [ ] Use Tony Stony on the Poopslovakia spot in the Model UN.
    [ ] Talk to Homestar about the Of Town.
    [ ] Talk to Homestar about the Homestarmy.
    [ ] Talk to Homestar about the draft.
    [ ] Check the Of Town's computer.
    [ ] Send a template e-mail to the Of Town about a Creamy Ding tax.
    [ ] Check the Deluxe Maps & Minions board.
    [ ] Load the autosave and save onto a game file for extended mode!
    
    
    OUTFITS:
    
    [ ] EYE PATCH - Inside Cereal Box in Kitchen
    [ ] CAMO PANTS - Inside Dryer
    [ ] STRONG BADIA SHIRT - Use Black Metal Detector just outside Strong Badia.
    [ ] KING'S BEARD - Check the right side of the King of Town's fridge throne.
    [ ] CROWN - Unplug King's computer and check on top of it.
    [ ] 'LECTRIC BOOTS: E-mail thepizz@virtualpizza.net a food order for them.
    [ ] BERET - Move The Cheat to the Open Field in Maps & Minions.
    [ ] CROSSBONES: Automatically given when you achieve a certain rank.
    
    
    ALGEBROS MANUAL PAGES:
    
    [ ] PAGE 3 - Under Box near the fence.
    [ ] COVER - Check Strong Bad's mailbox.
    [ ] PAGE 2 - Check Marzipan's mailbox.
    [ ] PAGE 4 - Under Box in Pompomerania.
    
    
    CAVE GIRL SQUAD CARDS:
    
    [ ] TAR PIT - Check Strong Sad's books in Bleak House.
    [ ] EGG - Use the Lighter on the barred window in Bleak House.
    [ ] ALIEN - Use Black Metal Detector near cave in Homsar Reservation.
    [ ] DARWIN - Check the Ex-Fish twice at King of Town's castle.
    
    
    SETTING THINGS ON FIRE:
    
    [ ] Maps & Minions Box
    [ ] Smoke Detector
    [ ] Strong Bad's Bed
    [ ] Strong Sad's Flag
    [ ] Strong Sad's Bill of Rights
    [ ] Strong Sad's Constitution
    [ ] Mysterious Bush
    [ ] Kimono
    [ ] Lone Skull #1
    [ ] Lone Skull #2
    [ ] Pile of Skulls
    [ ] Unlit Candle Holder
    [ ] Model UN Board (Extended Play)
    
    CALLING STRONG SAD NAMES:
    
    [ ] Talk To Strong Sad (Before escaping)
    [ ] Talk to Strong Sad about fence twice (Before escaping)
    [ ] Examine Shower (Before escaping)
    [ ] Use Pillow on Strong Sad (Before using on statue)
    [ ] Use the Fake Sword on Strong Sad (Before taking over Bleak House)
    [ ] Talk to Strong Sad about Strong Badia (Before taking over Bleak House)
    [ ] Talk to Strong Sad about Strong Badia twice (Before taking over Bleak House)
    [ ] Talk to Strong Sad about Bleak House (Before taking it over)
    [ ] Talk to Strong Sad about Strong Badia (after usurping Bleak House)
    [ ] Use Fake Sword on Strong Sad at Homsar Reservation (before taking it over)
    [ ] Use Tuning Fork on Strong sad at Homsar (before throwing in hole)
    [ ] Talk to Strong Sad at Marzistar (before reinstating Homestarmy)
    [ ] Talk to Strong Sad at Bleak House (Extended Play)
    
    
    FLAGS:
    
    [ ] CONCESSIONSTAN - Check bush near Consession-Stantinople
    [ ] STRONG BADIA - Check brick wall
    [ ] BLEAK HOUSE - Check under box on Strong Sad's bed
    [ ] CHEAT & TIREREA - Check Tire after giving medal to The Cheat
    [ ] HOMSAR RESERVATION - Check Mysterious Bush at Homsar Reservation
    [ ] MARZISTAR - Use Black Metal Detector at Marzistar
    [ ] POMPOMERANIA - Order Bull Honkey twice in a row
    [ ] COUNTRY - Use Black Metal Detector at Country
    
    PS3 TROPHIES:
    
    [ ] Start the rebellion
    [ ] Enter Marzistar
    [ ] Overthrow the King of Town
    [ ] Reinstate the King of Town
    [ ] Set all twelve things on fire
    [ ] Make all five members of the Homestarmy stand at attention
    [ ] Call Strong Sad 13 different names
    [ ] Collect all 8 souvenir flags
    [ ] Collect all 7 costumes
    [ ] Collect all 4 pages of the Algebros manual
    [ ] Get 2000 points on Algebros
    [ ] Collect all 4 scrolls of Cave Girl Squad
    [ ] Get 6000 points on Cave Girl Squad
    [ ] Finish Maps and Minions in under 10 turns
    [ ] Complete the game 100%
    
    MISC
    
    [ ] Beat Maps and Minions Deluxe in 10 turns or less.
    [ ] Score 6000 on Cave Girl Squad
    [ ] Score 2000+ on Algebros
    
    
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                                     X. FAQS                                [FAQS]
    
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            ABOUT GAME
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    Q: What is this game?
    A: This game is the second part of a five episode game series based on the
       Homestar Runner web cartoons.
    
    Q: Where can I get this game?
    A: If you'd like the PC version, you can head to www.telltalegames.com and
       purchase it there (or if you'd like the entire season at a discounted
       price).  If you'd like the Wii version, head to the Wii Shop channel, then
       click on WiiWare and By Publisher.  Click TellTale Games.
    
    Q: What's this talk of a special edition DVD?
    A: If you order the entire season for the PC, you have the option of getting
       a special edition DVD (which if I'm not mistaken only costs you the
       shipping for).
    
    Q: What's on it?
    A: The special editon DVD contains all five games as well as trailers for
       the series and Wallace and Grommit, Behind the Bad making of,
       Dangeresque in 3D, the Make a Scene at Pax 2008, Dangeresque puppets,
       Wallpapers for your computer, mp3s from the soundtrack and more.
    
    Q: What's the difference between the Wii, PC and PS3 versions?
    A: Simply put: not much.  The Wii version has an option that allows you to
       write your own e-mails on Strong Bad's computer and attach the pictures
       you've taken to them, then send them off to your Wii friends through
       the Wii's e-mail.  The PC version lacks this, but has the ability to
       improve the graphics through the settings.  The PS3 seems to be based
       off of the PC version, but also has unlockable trophies.
    
    Q: I like this game!  Where can I get more Strong Bad?
    A: Well for starters, you can go get the other four games in the series.
       If you're done with those, homestarrunner.com has plenty of stuff to
       keep you entertained.
    
    Q: This game is episode 2?  What are the others like?
    A: They're very similar gameplay wise, but each one follows a different
       theme.
    
    Q: Do I need to play episode 1 to understand what's going on in this game?
    A: No you don't.  This game is seperate storywise from episode 1.  Although
       there might be a few things that don't make sense every now and then.
    
    Q: What are the five games about?
    A: Episode 1 follows Strong Bad's plan to beat up Homestar and the madness
       that ensues.  Episode 2 (which you've just beaten) follows Strong
       Bad as he (along with everyone else) starts his own independent nation
       and tries to unite everyone underneath the Strong Badian flag.  Episode
       3 features Strong Bad hosting a battle of the bands and playing in it.
       Episode 4 is based around Strong Bad's homemade movie: Dangeresque 3,
       which is similar to an action movie.  The final episode shows Strong
       Bad accidentally merging the 8 bit and real worlds together and having
       to take down Trogdor.
    
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               GAMEPLAY
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    Q: I'm lost where do I go?
    A: Try opening the map and seeing if any new locations are avaliable to
       travel to.  Try using your Black Metal Detector and see if you can
       find anything.  Is there any countries you haven't been to?  Any objects
       you've overlooked in those countries?  Check the walkthrough for more
       information.
    
    Q: I'm stuck on Cave Girl Squad!  How do I get a perfect score?
    A: Check the section under Minigames.
    
    Q: Algebros is too hard for me.  There's just no way to get 2000 points.
    A: Actually, just like Snake Boxer 5, it's quite simple when you know
       what to do.  Check the section under Minigames for a foolproof
       strategy.
    
    Q: There is no way to beat Maps & Minions in under 10 turns!
    A: Yes there is.  Just use the guidelines in the minigames section.
    
    Q: Strong Sad won't join Strong Badia!  How can I get him to?
    A: He keeps talking about how he's the only one doing things right,
       correct?  Why is that?  Make sure you've already taken over Cheat
       and Tirerea and gotten the lighter, then burn his official proof of
       being a country.  Then he'll have no choice.
    
    Q: Pom Pom won't join Strong Badia!  How do I get him to?
    A: Pom Pom's nation is all about holding cool drinks.  No matter what
       you order is never cool enough for Pom Pom though.  Try spicing up
       the glowing drink with something else that glows...perhaps a glow
       stick?
    
    Q: I can't understand Homsar!  How can I get him to join me?
    A: You need four items: the power strip, the tuning fork, the binder and
       the piece of the pot.  The first three are buried throughout the land
       (check the walkthrough for their location).  For the last one, you'll
       have to trade for it.  Notice how fidgety Strong Sad is being?  Make
       him think he's sick by using the lighter on the thermometer, the Strong
       Bad Doll on him and then talking to Homsar using the Strong Bad in a
       hat option.  He'll run off and come back with his pretendix in a jar.
       Nab it and head to Bubs, then head around back.  Use the pretendix on
       him and you'll trade these for the final piece.  Throw those into the
       crystal rock.  You'll then be able to understand Homsar.
    
    Q: I can't kill the Taranchula to make Strong Mad join!  How?
    A: First of all, make sure you've traded the Fake Sword (found at Bleak
       House) for the Samurai Sword (found at Pompomerania).  Then, use the
       sword on the ice head.  It will "regrow".  While Strong Mad is
       reattatching the head, slice off the other one.  Use your lighter on
       the pile of skulls, then when Strong Mad squirts "blood" slice off
       the other one.
    
    Q: I can't take over Marzistar!  How do I get them to join me?
    A: You can never truly take over Marzistar, but to get Homestar to join,
       make sure you've got everyone else to join first.  Use Tony Stony in
       the Model UN Board in the Poopslovakia slot.  Then, talk to Homestar
       about the Of Town.  Afterwards, talk about the Homestarmy and then
       the draft.
    
    Q: How do I get the Of Town back?
    A: Head over to the computer and click on templates.  Fill out a tax
       form for Creamy Ding Snack Cakes for any price and send it to
       theoftown@strongbadshouse.res.  Then, go into the throne room and
       use the Deluxe Maps & Minions board.
    
    Q: I missed calling Strong Sad a few names.  How do I do this now?
    A: Unfortunately, you can't.  Calling Strong Sad different names depends
       on when and where you talk to him and if you've already beaten that
       section there is no known way to go back and get them.  Sorry.
    
    Q: What's extended play?
    A: Extended Play is simply the ability to play the game after the ending.
       There's nothing new storywise, but you can go around and get the stuff
       you've missed, wear costumes outside of the photo booth, etc.  It's
       unlocked after you beat the game.  Simply load the autosave and you'll be
       in Extended Play.
    
    Q: How do I fix the Trogdor game?
    A: You can't unfortunately it remains broken till later in the series.
    
    Q: Hey!  My game keeps freezing!  Help!
    A: This is a common glitch in the Wii version.  Go into your settings and
       change the resolution to 4:3 and turn off progressive scan mode.
    
    Q: What happened to the obscure trophies?
    A: They were replaced with other things.  It wouldn't make much sense to
       give you any though since The Track is inaccessable in this game.
    
    
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                 MISC
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    Q: You forgot about something/something is wrong with the guide.  How can
       I get in touch with you?
    A: Check the intro on how to contact me as well as rules.
    
    Q: Can I e-mail you this uber cheat?
    A: No.  There are no cheats for this game, aside from the little yellow guy.
    
    Q: Your guide is awesome!  Can I host it?
    A: No, you may not.  This guide is only to be hosted on www.gamefaqs.com and
       its affiliate www.gamespot.com.  It's amazing that I still get e-mailed
       this question even though it says no clearly in two spots.
    
    Q: When will you upload the next video in the series?
    A: All five episodes are currently uploaded on Youtube and should be under the
       Video Walkthrough section.
    
    Q: Is it safe to assume that you'll be covering the next 3 episodes of the
       series?
    A: Yes.  The video walkthroughs are up on Youtube and have been finished for
       several years.  The text walkthroughs are complete, aside from EP5, which
       will be done when I finish it to my standards.
    
    Q: You suck.
    A: I know I don't even need to vacuum anymore but thanks for the observation.
    
    Q: Do you have any other contributed works?
    A: For a complete list of my published walkthroughs and reviews, visit
       http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/Jerrynsteph4eva/contributions .
    
    
    
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                                XI. VIDEO WALKTHROUGH                       [VIDS]
    
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    As stated before, this guide is being written in conjunction with a video
    walkthrough, being hosted on YouTube.  This section is simply to provide you
    with links and summaries to each of the parts.  Also included, if you're
    interested, is a link to the first part of the previous episode.
    
    PART ONE
    -URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHLMPHIwyxk
    -COVERS:   Opening of the game, getting things for the awesomeness and
               declaring Strong Badia an independent nation.
    -FEATURES:
               -Talking to Strong Sad
               -Talking to Strong Sad about fence twice
               -Examining shower
               -Obtaining the Eye Patch
               -Obtaining the Camo Pants
               -Using the Pillow on Strong Sad
    
    PART TWO
    -URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxiI_wbijbg
    -COVERS:   Picking up items around Strong Badia and getting a few things
               for the Homsar Reservation.
    -FEATURES:
               -Obtaining the Strong Badia Shirt
               -Obtaining Algebros Manual Page 3
               -Obtaining Concession-Stantinople Flag
               -Obtaining Strong Badia Flag
    
    PART THREE
    -URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om5lvK09_JY
    -COVERS:   Getting stuff for taking over The Cheat and Tirerea through
               taking over Bleak House and heading to Homsar Reservation.
    -FEATURES:
               -Obtaining Algebros Manual Cover
               -Obtaining Tar Pit TGS card
               -Obtaining Bleak House Flag
               -Using the Fake Sword on Strong Sad
               -Talking to Strong Sad about Strong Badia
               -Talking to Strong Sad about Strong Badia twice
               -Talking to Strong Sad about Bleak House
               -Obtaining Cheat and Tirerea Flag
               -Setting the Maps & Minions Box on fire
               -Setting the Smoke Detector on fire
               -Obtaining the Egg TGS Card
               -Setting Strong Bad's Bed on fire
               -Setting Strong Sad's Flag on fire
               -Setting Strong Sad's Bill of Rights on fire
               -Setting Strong Sad's Constitution on fire
               -Talking to Strong Sad about Strong Badia (after joining)
    
    PART FOUR
    -URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sdZKtaLBJA
    -COVERS:   Taking over Homsar Reservation
    -FEATURES:
               -Using the Fake Sword on Strong Sad (in Homsar Reservation)
               -Using the Tuning Fork on Strong Sad
               -Obtaining the Homsar Reservation Flag
               -Setting the Mysterious Bush on fire
               -Obtaining the Alien TGS Card
    
    PART FIVE
    -URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir-JirzT804
    -COVERS:   Taking over Pompomerania and Country
    -FEATURES:
               -Obtaining the Marzistar Flag
               -Obtaining Algebros Manual Page 2
               -Obtaining Algebros Manual Page 4
               -Obtaining Pompomerania Flag
               -Setting Kimono on fire
               -Setting Lone Skull #1 on fire
               -Setting Lone Skull #2 on fire
               -Setting Pile of Skulls on fire
    
    PART SIX
    -URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5a_Wx4y0Go
    -COVERS:   Reuninting the Homestarmy through exploring the Castle
    -FEATURES:
               -Talking to Strong Sad at Marzistar
               -Obtaining the Kings Beard
               -Setting the Unlit Candle Holder on fire
               -Obtaining the Darwin TGS Card
               -Obtaining the Crown
    
    PART SEVEN
    -URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeDlib-ltmk
    -COVERS:   Exploring the castle and Deluxe Maps and Minions
    -FEATURES:
               -Obtaining the 'Lectric Boots
               -Obtaining the Beret
    
    PART EIGHT
    -URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebfuENMfoAo
    -COVERS:   Finishing Deluxe Maps and Minions, the ending and Extended Play
    -FEATURES:
               -Beating Maps and Minions Deluxe in 10 or less turns
               -Talking to Strong Sad at Bleak House (in Extended Play)
               -Setting the Model UN Board on fire
    
    PART NINE
    -URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVZcva-T9rU
    -COVERS:   Cave Girl Squad and the first half of Algebros
    -FEATURES:
               -Scoring 6000 on Cave Girl Squad
    
    PART TEN
    -URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGADcqZwyu0
    -COVERS:   Algebros and getting the final costume, as well as 100%
    -FEATURES:
               -Scoring 2000+ on Algebros
               -Obtaining the Crossbones Shirt
    
    
    STRONG BAD CG4AP EPISODE 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxwFlM-cPs
    STRONG BAD CG4AP EPISODE 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V64fAiNa3zI
    STRONG BAD CG4AP EPISODE 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK9AQw8JvAo
    STRONG BAD CG4AP EPISODE 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fC30XBSAUk
    
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                                  XII. THANKS TO...                         [THNX]
    
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    -My fianceť for everything she does every day and for putting up with me
    playing this game for hours.
    -TellTale Games for this hilarious game series.
    -Matt and Mike Chapman for the Homestar Runner series.
    -GameFAQs for hosting the text walkthrough as well as helping me through
     countless games.
    -Youtube for hosting the video walkthrough.
    -http://www.network-science.de/ascii/ for the ascii logo.
    -You for reading this guide
    
    
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                                   XIII. CLOSURE                            [CLOS]
    
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    In closure, I'd like to thank you all for reading this guide.  I had a blast
    writing another guide for another Strong Bad game.  I hope that they're
    helping you beat this hilarious series.  Thanks again for reading and I'll
    see you at the Battle of the Bands!

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