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| Game Title: True Crime: Streets of LA |
| Guide Type: Game Script               |
| Version: Final                        |
| Written by Robert Carr                |
| Started: 5/7/2004                     |
| Finished: 9/7/2004                    |
| Last Updated: 19/8/2005               |
| Email: rcarr0@aol.com                 |
| FAQ Size: 115KB                       |
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|                            Table of Contents                               |
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1. Main Missions Script 
-- Part I: Triad Violence
   Shooting Practice 
   Rushing to E.O.D. 
   Driving For Chow  
   Triad Muscle      
   FINALE: Rosie Trouble
-- Part II: Mean Streets 
   Cruising For Leads
   Dojo Attacker
   Red Lantern Rush
   Bar Brawl
   (ALT) The Arsonist
   Chasing Triad Thug
   Driving To Jimmy's
   Sneaking In
   Jimmy's Ambush
   FINALE: Sniper Assassin
-- Part III: International Ties 
   Off To Chong's
   Tailing Chong's Limo 
   A Stakeout Gone Bad
   Driving to Spa
   Spa Infiltration
   (ALT) Russkie Trouble
   Shower Room Antics
   FINALE: The Accomplice
-- Part IV: Russian Face-Off 
   En Route To Autoshop
   Grease Monkeys
   Chasing Francis
   Off to the Gulag
   Another Way In
   Disco Inferno
   (ALT) Alley Brawl
   Cary In Trouble
   FINALE: Vandal Wrath
-- Part V: The Rescue 
   Tailing Suspect Cop
   Bum Encounter
   Meeting Rafferty 
   (ALT) The Peking Duck
   Butcher Shop Rush
   On the Chopping Block
   Slaughterhouse
   FINALE: The Great Escape
-- Part VI: House of Wu 
   Off to Wu's Place
   Up the Food Chain
   Kitchen Inspection
   Seeking Ancient Wu
   (ALT) Tunnel Vision
   Inner Demons
   Die Die My Concubine
   FINALE: Nightmare
-- Part VII: Finding Rocky 
   In the Driver's Seat
   Pressing Rafferty
   On Rafferty's Tail
   (ALT) FBI Goons
   Escaping the Feds 
   Rafferty's Date
   Eavesdropping
   FINALE: Father's Killer 
-- Part VIII: Retribution 
   The Girlfriend Angle
   Back to the Gulag
   Rocky's Trap
   (ALT) Chopper Ambush
   Driving to Airport
   Hangar Showdown
   Jetting Away
   FINALE: Puppet Master
   Ending Movie (Best Ending)
2. Alternate Missions Script 
   Part IV: Con Girls 
   Strip Club Detour
   Cat Fight
   Cruising For Lola
   (ALT) Lola Rush
   The Driving Test
   Police Getaway
   (ALT) Five Laps
   Busting Lola
   FINALE: Sniper Redux
-- Part V: High-Rise Terror 
   The Airport Lead
   Chasing Assassins
   A Race Downtown
   Bank Standoff
   Lobby Firefight 
   (ALT) Going Up
   Hostage Crisis
   FINALE: Bad Politics
   Ending Movie (Poor Ending) 
-- Part VI: Rampage 
   Revenge Rush
   Rocky's Getaway
   (ALT) Gulag Goons
   The Bodyguard
   Wu's Turn
   Payback
   Off to the Airport
   FINALE: Rocky's Loot
-- Part VII: Blood Money 
   Race to Rocky's Lair
   Kinks In the Path
   Freak Show
   Rosie's Ransom
   Escaping Masterson
   Chinatown Showdown
   FINALE: Last Stand
   Ending Movie (Average Ending)
3. Version History
4. Copyright
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1. Main Missions Script                                                       
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Part I: Triad Violence
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=============================
Mission #1: Shooting Practice
=============================

Nick Kang enters the LAPD practice shooting area.

JOHNSON: Ah, the Prodigal Son returns.

NICK: Hey Johnson, since when does the LAPD issue weapons to meter maids?

JOHNSON: Always quick to pick a fight, eh Kang?

George interrupts.

GEORGE: Hey Johnson! How about that time a stray bit you in the wiener, eh?

JOHNSON: Shut your mouth, you old loser!

He walks off.

GEORGE: Up yours, pal! Hah, don't mind that chooch, Nick. Let me tell ya, it's
        great to have you back.

NICK: Whoa, George, you're jumping the gun. I haven't agreed to anything 
      just yet.

GEORGE: You should. It would make your old man proud. If you were my boy and 
        you didn't take this opportunity I'd beat the living crap out of you 
        until you said -- sure I'll take the opportunity. Or at least cried 
        like a one-armed man in an ass-kicking contest.

NICK: Easy, old-timer! I just came in to brush up.

GEORGE: Aim for the paper. And kid, maybe think about firing one piece at a 
        time. Saves an arm for the Senoritas. You know what I mean?

NICK: Nah, double the pleasure, double the fun. If you've got enough ammo,
      that is. 

GEORGE: That's what Viagra's for, sonny boy!

=============================
Mission #2: Rushing to E.O.D.
=============================

Nick finishes his shooting and notices Chief Parks standing behind him.

PARKS: Nice shooting, Nick. I'd hate to be in your crosshairs.

NICK: Chief?! I wonder how you found me here... eh, George?

PARKS: Leave George out of it. Here... I'm sure you've seen this...five 
       Bombings this month, nine dead. All mom and pop outfits in Chinatown.

NICK: You know it's the Triad.

PARKS: Exactly -- no one's talking and no one wants to touch it. It's gotten 
       worse. I need an answer Nick, now.

NICK: C'mon, Chief, I'm suspended, remember?

PARKS: Nick, this is EOD -- Elite Operations Division -- a special unit with
       jurisdiction over the entire city. The badge is yours, just say the 
       word.

NICK: I don't know, Chief...

PARKS: Nick, you can get closer to these guys than anyone else.

NICK: Okay, okay, but I'm going to do it my way.

PARKS: Hah, wouldn't have it any other way. Meet me at the station ASAP.

NICK: Okay, Chief. See you later, George.

========================================
Mission 2: Rushing to E.O.D. (ALT INTRO)
========================================

Nick finishes his shooting and notices Chief Parks standing behind him.

PARKS: Geez, Nick, security guards at the mall shoot better than that.

NICK: Chief?! I wonder how you found me here... eh, George?

PARKS: Leave George out of it. Here... I'm sure you've seen this...five 
       bombings this month, nine dead. All mom and pop outfits in Chinatown.

NICK: You know it's the Triad.

PARKS: Exactly -- no one's talking and no one wants to touch it. It's gotten 
       worse. I need an answer Nick, now.

NICK: C'mon, Chief, I'm suspended, remember?

PARKS: Nick, this is EOD -- Elite Operations Division -- a special unit with
       jurisdiction over the entire city. The badge is yours, just say the 
       word.

NICK: I don't know, Chief...

PARKS: Nick, you can get closer to these guys than anyone else.

NICK: Okay, okay, but I'm going to do it my way.

PARKS: Hah, wouldn't have it any other way. Meet me at the station ASAP.

NICK: Okay, Chief. See you later, George.

============================
Mission #3: Driving For Chow
============================

Nick arrives at EOD and is greeted by Chief Parks.

PARKS: Oh good, right on time.

NICK: Nice digs, Chief. Excuse me... Sure beats the old precinct.

Chief Parks leads Nick over to a desk where a woman is working.

PARKS: Nick, this is Rosie Velasco.

NICK: Great, I'll have a cup of coffee, black, no sugar.

PARKS: No Nick, Rosie is your new partner.

NICK: In that case, better make it a bourbon.

ROSIE: Screw you. Chief I've heard of this loose cannon and there's no way I'm
       working with him.

NICK: Fine by me. You know I work alone.

PARKS: This is the way it is, Nick -- someone has to keep an eye on you.

NICK: I guess I should've read the fine print, huh?

PARKS: Oh, grow up. C'mon, you two go grab a bite at the China Bistro, get to
       know each other.

ROSIE: Whatever. But you drive yourself, got it?

NICK: Suit yourself.

PARKS: Hahaha... Hey Nick! Welcome to the EOD!

========================================
Mission #3: Driving For Chow (ALT INTRO)
========================================

Nick arrives at EOD and is greeted by Chief Parks.

PARKS: Nick, c'mon -- did you forget your way around town?

NICK: Nice digs, Chief. Excuse me... Sure beats the old precinct.

Chief Parks leads Nick over to a desk where a woman is working.

PARKS: Nick, this is Rosie Velasco.

NICK: Great, I'll have a cup of coffee, black, no sugar.

PARKS: No Nick, Rosie is your new partner.

NICK: In that case, better make it a bourbon.

ROSIE: Screw you. Chief I've heard of this loose cannon and there's no way I'm
       working with him.

NICK: Fine by me. You know I work alone.

PARKS: This is the way it is, Nick -- someone has to keep an eye on you.

NICK: I guess I should've read the fine print, huh?

PARKS: Oh, grow up. C'mon, you two go grab a bite at the China Bistro, get to
       know each other.

ROSIE: Whatever. But you drive yourself, got it?

NICK: Suit yourself.

PARKS: Hahaha... Hey Nick! Welcome to the EOD!

========================
Mission #4: Triad Muscle
========================

Nick arrives at the China Bistro and approaches Rosie at the table.

NICK: Some partner you are. You didn't even order for me.

ROSIE: Look, "partner" I know the Chief trusts you, but I've heard my share 
       of stories. You are bad news.

NICK: Yeah, I knew you were the classic goody two shoes the minute I saw 
      you. Probably still have your communion dress neatly hung up in your 
      closet.

ROSIE: You don't know me. I used to run with more than a few Latino gangs. I 
       made mistakes, but was lucky enough to get a second chance, and no 
       one is going to ruin that for me.

WAITRESS: I said no. Please leave!

NICK: Huh, sorry Rosie... what'd you say?

TRIAD: I come here to collect. Where the money?!

WAITRESS: I already pay the Triad every week. But this... Too much!

TRIAD: You no listen?! I burn your place!

NICK: Whaddaya know, Rosie. It's my lucky day. Not only have I met your
      charming self, but I'll be closing this Triad case by midnight. Yo!
      Tough guy, over here!

Nick throws a chopstick at the Triad and it flies directly into his ear.

TRIAD: You make big mistake!

Nick beats the Triad up.

=================================
Mission #5: FINALE: Rosie Trouble
=================================

TRIAD: You dead man, you hear, dead.

NICK: What's that? I can't hear you. Oh sorry, you can't hear me either.

The Triad leaves the shop, holding his ear.

ROSIE: What's Chinese for crazy? No way am I gonna work with you! You're outta 
       control! I don't need this shit!

NICK: Rosie! Rosie, wait, you forgot your fortune cookie!

ROSIE: I know what it says: Beware of nutcases! 

The Triad jumps out from his hiding place and grabs Rosie. He holds a gun to her
head.

ROSIE: Ahhh! Let me go!

NICK: Rosie!

TRIAD: You both die!

Rosie elbows the Triad in the stomach and the gun goes off. A bullet hits 
Rosie.

ROSIE: Owwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NICK: Shit! Rosie! Lemme see where...

ROSIE: What are you doing!?! 

The Triad shoots at Nick and Rosie as he runs off.

ROSIE: Get him!

NICK: Freeze!

Nick stands up and shoots at the Triad. A bullet hits Feng's car window and he
drives off.

=============================================
Mission #5: FINALE: Rosie Trouble (ALT INTRO)
=============================================

The China Bistro is on fire. The Triad exits the shop with Rosie. He grabs 
her hair and pushes her forward. 

ROSIE: Ouch, get your hands off me, I'm a police officer!

TRIAD: So what? This Chinatown, lady -- nobody care.

Feng is down the street. He has a car waiting. 

NICK: That's where you're wrong, pal.

TRIAD: Huh? What, you think you stop me?

NICK: Let her go. She'll just get on your nerves. Trust me.

He aims his gun at the Triad.

ROSIE: Kang, don't you dare, you shit! 

He fires the gun and it hits Rosie as well as the Triad.

ROSIE: Aughhh!!!!!!!

NICK: Dammit, shoulda put in more time at the range.

TRIAD: Stupid cop! You die!

Nick shoots and kills the Triad.

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Part II: Mean Streets
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==============================
Mission #1: Cruising For Leads
==============================

Back at EOD, Nick asks Chief Parks about Rosie.

NICK: Hey Chief... how's Rosie?

They both walk across the upper floor balcony and enter another room. 

PARKS: Lucky - the bullet went right through. Mad as hell though.

NICK: What can I say - I told you I work alone.

PARKS: Geez, point made. I'll have Rosie work Intel for you from now on --
       how's that?

NICK: A desk job, huh?

PARKS: Speaking of Intel, I hope you learned something cause the Bistro owner 
       ain't talking.

NICK: The punk's pretty clueless -- fresh off the boat. But it sounds like he
      was doing a little hands-on training for a guy named Feng - the one I
      saw take off in the Beemer. 

PARKS: Good. I've got an APB out on that car.

NICK: Well, I ain't holding my breath, let me know if anything develops. The
      pavement is calling my name.

Nick leaves the room.

==========================================
Mission #1: Cruising For Leads (ALT INTRO)
==========================================

Nick is driving down the street when his phone rings. He answers it.

NICK: Kang.

PARKS: Just heard the news, Nick. Not a great start.

NICK: I know Chief -- things got out of hand. Is Rosie okay?

PARKS: She will be -- she is a lot tougher than she looks.

NICK: Listen, I know I messed up...

PARKS: Forget it. I've put an APB on the Beemer you saw -- I'll call you if I
       hear anything.

NICK: You got it. Thanks, Chief.

=========================
Mission #2: Dojo Attacker
=========================

Nick enters Cary's dojo and looks around.

NICK: Hello? Anyone order Chinese?

Cary jumps into the air and lands on the floor positioning himself in a 
fighting stance.

CARY: Haiaaaaa! The superior man acts before he speaks... uh, or is it the 
      other way round?

NICK: It won't matter after I'm done with you, Confucius... Let's rumble...

============================
Mission #3: Red Lantern Rush
============================

Nick finishes the fight with his brother.

CARY: Not bad, big brother -- I was getting worried you'd lost it.

NICK: I see you've been busy, opening new gyms all around town.

CARY: Going franchise, can you believe it?

Nick's phone rings. He answers it.

NICK: Kang's Chinese Laundry. Less starch per stiff.

PARKS: Nick stop screwing around. The car has been spotted at the Red Lantern.

NICK: Shoot, gotta jet Bro -- I'll catch you later!

CARY: No worries, you've got free admission -- 24/7!

NICK: Just stay outta trouble, OK!

Nick quickly leaves the dojo.

=====================
Mission #4: Bar Brawl
=====================

Nick enters the Red Lantern and sees the barkeep tied to a chair. Feng is there
and is beating him up.

NICK: Hey, step away from the Barkeep!

FENG: Hah?! You have deathwish? Haiaa - ha!!

Nick fights and beats up Feng.

==============================
Mission #5: (ALT) The Arsonist
==============================

NOTE: The missions with (ALT) before the name means it is a similar plot to a
      part of the game. It is not part of the alternate missions storyline.

Nick arrives at the Red Lantern and finds that Feng has started a fire. 

NICK: Man, what a mess.

Feng runs out of the bar and sees Nick.

FENG: Hah?!

NICK: Hey, you, freeze! I said freeze scumbag! Dammit!

Feng jumps into his car and drives off. Nick chases him down.

==============================
Mission #6: Chasing Triad Thug
==============================

Nick wins the fight with Feng and leaves him unconscious on the floor in the Red
Lantern. He starts untying the barkeep.

BARKEEP: You save me. I fraid he chop me good. 

Feng gets up off the floor and runs outside.

NICK: Hey, he's getting away! Sorry about the mess!

BARKEEP: Hey, come back! Free drink!

Nick chases Feng down the street. 

==============================
Mission #7: Driving to Jimmy's
==============================

Nick is driving down the street and is on the phone to Chief Parks.

PARKS: I hear you got the shooter's accomplice. Well done, Nick.

NICK: Piece of cake, Chief. Dropped him off at the precinct. He's one of
      Jimmy Fu's posse.

PARKS: Jimmy Fu?

NICK: Yeah, I know -- Jimmy's small time. He must be working for someone
      bigger. I'm on my way to Jimmy's place now...

PARKS: Nick just be careful...

Nick drives to Jimmy's warehouse.

==========================================
Mission #7: Driving to Jimmy's (ALT INTRO)
==========================================

Nick is driving down the street and is on the phone to Chief Parks.

NICK: Sorry Chief, I lost him. 

PARKS: I know -- your old precinct buddies caught him not too far from the Red
       Lantern. He admitted working for Jimmy Fu.

NICK: Jimmy Fu? That's a name from my black and white days. Used to run 
      Dynasty Imports. I'll check on him there...

PARKS: Nick, just be careful...

Nick drives to Jimmy's warehouse.

=======================
Mission #8: Sneaking In
=======================

Nick arrives at Dynasty Imports and sees a nearby guard patrolling and ducks
down.

NICK: Ah, Dynasty Imports... with emphasis on the NASTY. Hmm, let's see if
      I can get to Jimmy quietly...

Nick sneaks through the warehouse, dispatching all the patrolling guards and
comes across a different part of the warehouse.

==========================
Mission #9: Jimmy's Ambush
==========================

Nick enters the bigger area of the warehouse.

NICK: Tsk, tsk, tsk - it's suspiciously quiet in here...

Jimmy sees Nick from a balcony and signals to the Triads to kill him.

TRIAD: Get him!!!

The electronic doors behind Nick close.

NICK: Damn, so much for being sneaky!

Nick shoots all of the Triads.

====================================
Mission #10: FINALE: Sniper Assassin
====================================

Nick tries to talk to the remaining Triads.

NICK: Geez, fellas, I just wanted to ask a few questions!

JIMMY: Kang, don't shoot, man!!

Nick quickly aims his gun directly at Jimmy's face.

NICK: Ah, Jimmy Fu. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.

JIMMY: Look, I was ordered to play rough, OK? Something big is going down...

Nick sees a red line aimed directly at Jimmy.

NICK: Lookout, a sniper!!!!! 

Nick pushes Jimmy out of the way. The bullet misses Nick by a few inches. They 
both take cover behind some old furniture.

NICK: Get down!

Nick kills the sniper.

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Part III: International Ties
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==========================
Mission #1: Off to Chong's
==========================

Back at EOD, Nick is interviewing Jimmy Fu and slams his fist down on the table
in anger.

NICK: Jimmy, this had better check out...

JIMMY: Stop bustin' my balls man. I'm being straight with you.

NICK: That's a good boy. 

Rosie and Chief Parks enter the room.

NICK: Hey Rosie! Say hello to the poster child against inbreeding, Jimmy Fu.

ROSIE: And I suppose that would make you the poster child for anger management?

PARKS: Nick was just doing his job, Rosie. Get on with it... What have you got,
       Nick?

NICK: Ancient Wu's Triad is behind this. Jimmy was hired by Wu's enforcer Big
      Chong.

ROSIE: Kang, I hate to break it to you, but Ancient Wu is one of those urban 
       legends, a ghost story.

NICK: Oh, you think so, huh?

PARKS: Enough, Rosie. Nick isn't going to chase some pipe dream, he's gonna get 
       Chong, right?

NICK: You bet. Jimmy here was kind enough to share the big man's address with
      me.

JIMMY: Doo na maka hi. Kind enough my ass! When my lawyer hears...

NICK & ROSIE: Shut up!

ROSIE: Chief, you're not gonna let Kang screw up our only lead.

PARKS: Nick, don't make me regret this.

ROSIE: I can't believe this! 

======================================
Mission #1: Off to Chong's (ALT INTRO)
======================================

Nick is unconscious on the floor of Dynasty Imports. Rosie slaps him round the
face.

ROSIE: Kang, snap out of it! Look at this place!

NICK: Wow, Rosie, you came to save me...

ROSIE: Your vest saved you, you jerk! I'm done with you!

NICK: Being a cop is such a lonely life.

ROSIE: Yeah, well not nearly as lonely as Jimmy over there.

Jimmy is sat up against a crate. He is dead.

NICK: Jimmy got dead, huh? We know anything?

ROSIE: There's no WE, dude. Just before he croaked, he said some sleazebag
       named Big Chong put him up to it.

NICK: Ancient Wu's Triad -- I should've known. Gotta go. Thanks for the 
       rescue, Rosie.

ROSIE: Hah, I won't make that mistake again.

================================
Mission #2: Tailing Chong's Limo
================================

George walks through EOD.

GEORGE: Chief! How're ya doin', lookin' good.

He approaches Rosie. 

GEORGE: Hey, Rosie, why the long face, kiddo? Let me guess. You got yourself a 
        new partner?

ROSIE: I don't mean any disrespect, but why Nick? The guy is nuts.

GEORGE: But he gets the job done, Rosie. Yeah, he's a bit rough around the
        edges, but growing up as an orphan would screw with anybody's head.

ROSIE: Come on, everyone's had it tough. So what?

GEORGE: Nah, not like Nick. First, his mother died she was a dear soul. Then,
        his father, Henry got fingered in a drug trafficking scandal and simply
        disappeared.

ROSIE: Hey, I've heard about this. Henry Wilson right? No wonder trouble runs 
       in the family.
 
GEORGE: Trouble? Nick's father was the best cop the city's ever had, and a dear
        friend of mine to boot. Internal Affairs said Henry skipped town, but I
        never believed it  not for a second. Nick was heartbroken when his 
        father vanished.

ROSIE: Well, it had to be rough on a kid, I give you that, but...

Nick contacts Rosie on the intercom.

NICK: Hey Number 2, I'm on Chong like white on rice.

ROSIE: I'm not your goddamn sidekick, Kang! Just... try not to shoot yourself 
       in the foot, OK?

GEORGE: Now, that wasn't too hard, was it?

ROSIE: Don't push it.

Outside in the street, Nick watches as a limo drives past him.
  
NICK: Nothing like keeping a low profile.

Nick tails the limo.

===============================
Mission #3: A Stakeout Gone Bad
===============================

Nick watches the limo from a safe distance as Big Chong lifts two suitcases 
out of the boot. 

NICK: Look at all that loot! He should have rented an SUV.

He phones Rosie. 

NICK: Hey Rosie, cross check Cyprus Holdings... Hold on a sec... 

He looks behind him and sees two men in a car loading a gun.

NICK: Oh, shit, it's dim sum time!!!

Nick speeds off and manages to lose the two attackers.

==========================
Mission #4: Driving to Spa
==========================

Nick is driving down the road and is on the phone to Rosie.

NICK: This sucks, Rosie. I don't even know who to hurt.

ROSIE: What else is new, Nick? Well, Cyprus is a financial holdings company
       linked to the Russian Mob. Even more interesting, Chong's limo was 
       just spotted at Krym Spa in Hollywood.

NICK: Thanks Rosie, you know, you have the makings of a real detective!

Nick drives to the spa.

========================================
Mission #4: Driving to Spa (ALT INTRO 1)
========================================

Nick opens a car door and threatens the driver.

NICK: Tell me where Chong is, or it's Improv Comedy Traffic School.

MAN: Funny. But you know what's even funnier? That you fell for this decoy!!!

The man laughs. Nick shoves the man's head in the open car door window and 
winds it up so the man chokes.
     
MAN: Okay, okay... Chong's at Krym Spa in Hollywood!

NICK: Chong getting a Russian rubdown? That's something I really DON'T want
      to see.

========================================
Mission #4: Driving to Spa (ALT INTRO 2)
========================================

Nick is talking to Chief Parks on the phone again while driving.

NICK: Listen Chief, the idea of the Russian Mafia and the Triads working 
       together is just bizarre! Even an experienced criminologist...

PARKS: Criminologist?! Puh-lease. While you were working on your tan, Chong
       cruised over to the Krym Spa!

NICK: A Spa, huh? Hmmmmm, I could definitely use a massage.

============================
Mission #5: Spa Infiltration
============================

Nick sneaks into the spa and kicks one of the guards in the back - knocking him
out - while he takes a leak. 

NICK: You have the right to soak in your own urine. 

Nick carefully sneaks through the spa, knocking out the patrolling guards.

=================================
Mission #6: (ALT) Russkie Trouble
=================================

Nick wakes up on the floor of the toilets after being brutally beaten up.

NICK: Ouch... man, I've been better...

He notices several goons standing over him.

MISHA: Zdrastvuyte, comrade Kang. Were you looking for anyone particular?

NICK: Actually, yeah. A fat ass named Big Chong.

MISHA: Unfortunately, Big Chong is meeting with Rocky... but he sends a 
       welcome message...

Misha tries to punch Nick, but he backflips onto his feet.

NICK: Whoa! Sounds like you guys need a lesson in hospitality!

Nick kicks a bench at Misha. It hits him and knocks him against a wall. The
other goons advance on Nick and he beats them up.

==============================
Mission #7: Shower Room Antics
==============================

Nick comes across a shower room while infiltrating the spa. He enters and
sees three bathers that are not pleased to see him.

NICK: Err, I was just looking to get a shiatsu. But on second thought, I
      think I'll pass.

He tries to leave but another bather closes the door from behind him.

MAN 1: Too late for that, comrade.

NICK: Well, just hold on to your towels, okay?

Nick beats up the bathers.

==================================
Mission #8: FINALE: The Accomplice
==================================

Nick enters the Jacuzzi area and takes cover behind the wall when he sees Big
Chong talking with Rocky.

ROCKY: Well, comrade Chong, I can't say I'm pleased.

NICK: Say cheese, boys.

He takes a photo of them. He then rolls forward and takes cover behind a 
pillar.

CHONG: Rocky, c'mon, I just made another delivery to Cyprus. That's $1.5 
       million for the week!

ROCKY: Argh, too slow! We will never launder all of it in time!

CHONG: I can't push these shops any harder. Many of them aren't cooperating -
       we can punish only so many. Ancient Wu is most unhappy...

ROCKY: Screw the old man! Haven't you heard? The General is in town looking
       for his money?! That's bad news for all of us!

CHONG: The General? He is your problem - we do the laundering and that's it. 
       And I'm telling you, the cops are all over us!

NICK: You've got that right. Hands up, nice and easy.

ROCKY: Vot?!? You idiOt!!

CHONG: I didn't know, I swear!

ROCKY: Dasvidanya!

Rocky dives into the Jacuzzi and the area swarms with guards with sub-machine 
guns. 

CHONG: Kill him!

Nick backflips and avoids the bullets. Using the pillars around the room for
cover, Nick manages to shoot all of the guards.

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Part IV: Russian Face-Off
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

================================
Mission #1: En Route to Autoshop
================================

Back at EOD, Nick enters a room and finds Chief Parks and FBI agent, Masterson
waiting for him.

NICK: Hi Chief, who's the suit?

PARKS: Nick, um, this is, uh, Agent-in-Charge Masterson from, er, the FBI.
       Seems that they had the Spa under surveillance when you, ahem...

MASTERSON: When you pulled your John Wayne stunt and blew it all to hell! 
           We've been working on this for weeks, Kang!

NICK: Sorry, sitting around stuffy vans eating donuts cramps my style. You
      want this Rocky? Let me show this around and see if I get any 
      takers.

MASTERSON: You telling me you know someone who can ID this guy?

NICK: Maybe -- an arms dealer out in Venice Beach. A real piece of work --
      done business with the Russians for years. If there's trouble, then
      he's in on it.

MASTERSON: Whoa, whoa, pal. I'm running this op now and you don't as much as 
           take a leak unless I say so.

NICK: Speaking of which, Masterson... your fly's open.

MASTERSON: Ahhh, shit.
 
PARKS: Masterson, we agreed to let Nick do his thing -- you know he's our
       best shot.

MASTERSON: Damn, don't make me regret this, Kang.

NICK: Why does everyone keep saying that?

Nick heads to the autoshop. 

==========================
Mission #2: Grease Monkeys
==========================

At EOD, Rosie is talking to Chief Parks. She is trying to find out more about
Nick's background.

ROSIE: So is that why Nick changed his name from Wilson to Kang? His father?

PARKS: When his dad disappeared, Nick and his little brother Cary were 
       shunted off to live with their late mother's relatives in Hong Kong.
       The Kangs were poor, and being half-Chinese, the kids were hassled all
       the time. I think he wanted to fit in, but it didn't help much.

ROSIE: Why come back to LA?

PARKS: To be a cop, like his dad? Maybe to find out what really happened? He
       was born here... I don't know, but I know he loves this city.

ROSIE: Yeah, he sure loves busting it up.

PARKS: Yes, Nick doesn't mess around, but I think being on suspension taught 
       him a lesson or two in subtlety.

ROSIE: Reeeally??

At the Autoshop, Nick pushes Francis up against a wall. His face is bruised 
where Nick has punched him.

FRANCIS: Aaouch! What the hell you want, Kang?

NICK: I'm looking for this pig and I'm betting you know him.

He holds up a photo of Rocky and then throws it on to the floor.

FRANCIS: I ain't telling you shit!

NICK: Oh, I think I can make you squeal... 

Two bikers appear behind Nick. One of them holds a wrench. 

NICK: Well, whaddaya know - it's Crank and his brother Smack. Ready to have 
      your heads realigned?

Nick beats up the two bikers.

===========================
Mission #3: Chasing Francis
===========================

Francis runs out of the Autoshop, holding a gun. He runs round the corner.
Nick follows him.

NICK: Francis, you can run but you can't... 

Francis speeds round the corner and drives off.

NICK: Oh, shit, he's off!

Nick chases him. 

============================
Mission #4: Off to the Gulag
============================

Back at EOD, Nick is questioning Francis. Masterson stands behind them.

NICK: You know, Francis, with a girly name like that you'll make a nice 
      bitch for some hairy ass bad boy in the Joint.

FRANCIS: Listen, I'm telling you truth. Now, I've never dealt with this Rocky
         but I've heard he's a real badass. You wanna find him, check out the
         Gulag club in Hollywood.

NICK: Pleasure doing business with you.

Nick leaves and heads to the Gulag.

========================================
Mission #4: Off to the Gulag (ALT INTRO)
========================================

Nick gets a call from Rosie while out driving.

ROSIE: Nick, do you read me? Where have you been?

NICK: Wild goose chase. What's up?

ROSIE: Masterson said floor it to the Gulag club in Hollywood. Feds think it's
       Rocky's hangout.

NICK: Thanks Rosie, you're the best.

ROSIE: Save it, Kang.

Nick drives to the Gulag.

==========================
Mission #5: Another Way In
==========================

Nick arrives at the Gulag and notices several guards standing around the 
entrance. 

NICK: Look at all this security.

Rafferty turns up.

NICK: Whoa, Hollywood PD, what's this guy doing here? Hmm, I think I'll take 
      the back alley.

A bouncer exits the club from the back door and lights a cigarette. Nick 
jumps over the fence and takes cover behind a dumpster. The bouncer hears
the noise and looks round. Nick slowly sneaks into the club.

=========================
Mission #6: Disco Inferno
=========================

Nick enters the Gulag and walks around. A bouncer sitting at a table behind
him sees him and alerts the other guards through a walkie-talkie. 

BOUNCER: Hey, how'd that asshole get in here?

The DJ stops the music and shines the spotlight on the Nick. Everyone in the
club looks at him. 

NICK: Hey Dick, I give the music a three, no lyrics and you can't dance to
      it. 

The DJ pulls out a gun and starts firing. The people in the club run off 
screaming. Nick takes cover on the floor behind a bench.

NICK: Shit, maybe that was too harsh!

He stands up and shoots all the bouncers.

=============================
Mission #7: (ALT) Alley Brawl
=============================

A bouncer has caught Nick, and is pushing him over to two other bouncers in a
nearby alley.

NICK: Hi, heard you guys are looking for a new DJ to play Rocky's Greatest 
      Hits.

DJ: You a funny guy? Let's see what hits you got.

NICK: Hey, no one said anything about an audition!

Nick beats up the bouncers.

===========================
Mission #8: Cary In Trouble
===========================

Nick enters Rocky's office at the Gulag, and approaches him.

NICK: Hey, what you got there, Rock? Twenty bucks? Must be a slow night.

A bouncer readies his fist but Rocky signals for him to leave it.

ROCKY: You see this bill, Detective -- it's a perfect dupe.

NICK: Is it? So, you've got the Triad laundering counterfeit for you. 
      Teamwork --how nice.

ROCKY: Problem is, you keep turning up like a bad two-dollar bill, Detective
       Kang.

NICK: Hey, I'd hope I'd be worth more than that.

ROCKY: Question is, what's your brother worth? Here, have a listen...

He turns on the intercom and Nick can hear Cary's cries for help.

CARY: Ooowww!! My brother's a cop, you creeps! Ugghh!! Stop busting my place!
      Aahhhhh!! Nick, help!!

A look of anger comes over Nick's face.

ROCKY: You want your brother to stay alive, Detective, go back into retirement.

Nick grabs Rocky by the collar. 

NICK: Leave my brother out of this -- Cary I'm coming!

He runs out of the room and races to Cary's dojo.

=======================================
Mission #8: Cary In Trouble (ALT INTRO)
=======================================

A goon pushes Nick into Rocky's office and forces him into a chair.

NICK: Ohhhh... this is worse than my New Year's hangover.

ROCKY: You see this bill, Detective -- it's a perfect dupe.

NICK: Is it? So, you've got the Triad laundering counterfeit for you. 
      Teamwork --how nice.

ROCKY: Problem is, you keep turning up like a bad two-dollar bill, Detective
       Kang.

NICK: Hey, I'd hope I'd be worth more than that.

ROCKY: Question is, what's your brother worth? Here, have a listen...

He turns on the intercom and Nick can hear Cary's cries for help.

CARY: Ooowww!! My brother's a cop, you creeps! Ugghh!! Stop busting my place!
      Aahhhhh!! Nick, help!!

A look of anger comes over Nick's face.

ROCKY: You want your brother to stay alive, Detective, go back into retirement.

Nick grabs Rocky by the collar.

NICK: Leave my brother out of this -- Cary I'm coming!

================================
Mission #9: FINALE: Vandal Wrath
================================

Nick arrives at Cary's dojo and enters. He finds three vandals inside.

NICK: Cary!! Where are you?! Hey, who the hell are you punks? Where's my
      brother?!

VANDAL #1: Aww, you missed it, dude! Some Oriental guys took him. There was a
           great fight in here, man, it was total Jackie Chan -- it was 
           awesome! Aiiii! Yaaaaa!!!

NICK: Listen scumbag, you tell me who took my brother, now!!

VANDAL #3: Who cares dude, they left the place wide open, ya know... free 
           goods!

NICK: You picked the wrong party to crash, jackass!

He kicks the vandal in the chest and he goes flying into a chair.

VANDAL #3: Aaaww!!! Jump him, dudes!

Nick beats up the three vandals.

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Part V: The Rescue
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

===============================
Mission #1: Tailing Suspect Cop
===============================

Nick sits in his car outside the police station. He spots Rafferty walking 
around.

NICK: The cop from the Gulag... why did he look familiar? I bet he knows 
      something. He's got to.

Rafferty gets in his car and drives off.

NICK: Okay, here we go...

Nick tails Rafferty.

===========================================
Mission #1: Tailing Suspect Cop (ALT INTRO)
===========================================

Nick enters Cary's dojo and looks around. 

NICK: Damn it, Cary, I never thought it would come to this...

He looks outside and sees Rafferty driving off in his car. 

NICK: You again? Okay, that's enough cop -- it's time for show and tell.

Nick tails Rafferty.

=========================
Mission #2: Bum Encounter
=========================

Nick tails Rafferty to an old abandoned house. He approaches the house.

NICK: Publisher's Clearing House -- anyone home? 

He enters the house. Two bums are searching around for food.

BUM #1: Who you lookin' for, pretty boy?

A bum appears behind him with a broken bottle.

NICK: I don't have time for this. Where's the cop?

BUM #1: Burp!

============================
Mission #3: Meeting Rafferty
============================

Nick runs out of the abandoned house. 

NICK: He's gone! Dammit! A parking ticket?! What the...? You'll find me at 
      Wally's Diner. OK flatfoot, I'll play your game.

He drives to Wally's Diner.

========================================
Mission #3: Meeting Rafferty (ALT INTRO)
========================================

Nick is driving down the road when he gets a call from Rafferty.

NICK: Hello, Kang here.

RAFFERTY: No need to follow me, Nick.
 
NICK: You... who the hell are you?

RAFFERTY: Why don't we meet for a chat - I'll explain everything.

NICK: I don't have time for games. I saw you at the Gulag getting cosy 
      with the Russians. Do you know where they've got my brother?

RAFFERTY: Meet me at Wally's Diner, Nick. We'll talk there.

NICK: Shit!

He drives to Wally's Diner.

=================================
Mission #4: (ALT) The Peking Duck
=================================

Nick wakes up on the floor of the abandoned house after being beaten up by
the bums. Rafferty stands over him.

RAFFERTY: Look at you, Nick -- you're a mess.

NICK: Do I know you?

RAFFERTY: I diapered your skinny ass -- figures you don't remember me. Don
          Rafferty -- Hollywood PD -- I worked undercover with your dad eons
          ago. When he got in trouble with Internal Affairs, I promised him
          that I'd watch out for you and Cary.

NICK: Wow, after all that time, huh? Give me a break, man - there's more
          to it than that. I want answers...

RAFFERTY: I got just one answer for you, Nick -- stay away from this case. 
          That's the best advice I can give you.

NICK: You wanna help me, tell me where I can find my brother!

RAFFERTY: The Peking Duck. Wu Triad territory.

NICK: The butcher shop in Chinatown? If you're lying, I'll be back.

Nick drives to the Peking Duck.

=============================
Mission #5: Butcher Shop Rush
=============================

Nick enters Wally's Diner and sees Rafferty sitting at a table. He sits at the
table.

NICK: This better be good...

RAFFERTY: The name is Don, Don Rafferty. You may not remember me, but I worked
          undercover jobs with your dad...

NICK: I thought you looked familiar.

RAFFERTY: Yeah, I remember you and Cary driving your Dad nuts with your Green
          Hornet schtick...

NICK: Cut the sentimental crap, what's your part in all this?

RAFFERTY: Your father. When he got into trouble with Internal Affairs, I
          promised him I'd watch out for his boys. Nick, I know about this 
          case -- it's way over your head.

NICK: You're a little late, Don. Cary might already be in trouble.

RAFFERTY: Not if you hurry. Wu's men are holding him in Chinatown, at the
          Peking Duck.

NICK: I'll wanna know how you know that, Don... after I find Cary.

Nick races to the Peking Duck.

=========================================
Mission #5: Butcher Shop Rush (ALT INTRO)
=========================================

Nick pulls Rafferty out of his car and shoves him against the door.

NICK: Who the hell are you?!

RAFFERTY: No need to get rough, Nick.

NICK: So you know my name? Maybe you can tell me where my brother is.

RAFFERTY: Not here, Nick, please.

NICK: Alright, let's go!

Nick and Rafferty find a table at Wally's Diner and sit down.

NICK: This better be good...

RAFFERTY: The name is Don, Don Rafferty. You may not remember me, but I worked
          undercover jobs with your dad...

NICK: I thought you looked familiar.

RAFFERTY: Yeah, I remember you and Cary driving your Dad nuts with your Green
          Hornet schtick...

NICK: Cut the sentimental crap, what's your part in all this?

RAFFERTY: Your father. When he got into trouble with Internal Affairs, I
          promised him I'd watch out for his boys. Nick, I know about this 
          case -- it's way over your head.

NICK: You're a little late, Don. Cary might already be in trouble.

RAFFERTY: Not if you hurry. Wu's men are holding him in Chinatown, at the
          Peking Duck.

NICK: I'll wanna know how you know that, Don... after I find Cary.

Nick races to the Peking Duck.

=================================
Mission #6: On the Chopping Block
=================================

Nick enters the Peking Duck and picks up a butcher's knife off of the hook on
the wall. He walks over to the sleeping Triad and chops his finger off.

TRIAD: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

NICK: Where's my brother, creep?!?!?!

TRIAD: Aaaaahh! He here! Kill him!!

The Triad hops away into the back room. Two more Triads run out wielding 
butcher's knives.

NICK: If Cary's hurt, I'll filet you bastards one by one!

Nick beats up the two butchers.

==========================
Mission #7: Slaughterhouse
==========================

Nick enters a slaughtering area.

NICK: Eeww... this sure ain't kosher.

Triads pop out from meat hanging on hooks on conveyor belts and start firing
at Nick. Nick runs away - dodging the bullets - and takes cover behind a bin.

CARY: Nick! Nick! Help me!!

NICK: I'm comin' little brother! Just gotta tenderise some meat first!

Nick shoots all the Triads.

====================================
Mission #8: FINALE: The Great Escape
====================================

Nick exits the butcher shop through a side door with Cary hanging on his 
shoulder. They get into a pick-up truck.

CARY: Thanks, Bro -- I owe you one.

NICK: No you don't -- I got you into it.

Four Triads burst through the side door after them.

TRIAD: After them!

The Triads quickly jump into their own trucks. 

NICK: Buckle up tight -- this could get worse than your first driving lesson!

CARY: Funny guy.

Nick escapes the pursuing Triads.

================================================
Mission #8: FINALE: The Great Escape (ALT INTRO)
================================================

Nick and Cary are stuck in a freezer. Several people around them have all
frozen to death.

NICK: Cary... you know that... that... Qi Gong technique... where you 
      visualise fire when you're cold? Well... it don't work... 

Rafferty opens the freezer door.

RAFFERTY: Geeeezzzzz... C'mon, you two, quick, let's get out of here...

Nick exits the butcher shop through a side door with Cary hanging on his 
shoulder. They get into a pick-up truck.

CARY: Thanks, Bro -- I owe you one.

NICK: No you don't -- I got you into it.

Four Triads burst through the side door after them.

TRIAD: After them!

The Triads quickly jump into their own trucks.

NICK: Buckle up tight -- this could get worse than your first driving 
      lesson!

CARY: Funny guy.

Nick escapes the pursuing Triads.

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Part VI: House of Wu
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

=============================
Mission #1: Off to Wu's Place
=============================

Nick talks to Masterson back at EOD.

MASTERSON: You kidding, Kang? What do you mean Rocky got away? Where were you,
           anyway?

NICK: Went out to dinner with my brother. Barbecue ribs...

PARKS: Cut the crap, Masterson! I can't believe you knew it was a 
       counterfeit laundering scam all along! How dare you keep this from
       us!

MASTERSON: Oh, c'mon, Chief. This case is a matter of national security. We've
           got millions of fake twenty dollar bills pouring out of LA, so
           perfect even Alexander Hamilton's mother wouldn't tell the 
           difference!

NICK: The twenty's got Jackson's face on it, buddy.

MASTERSON: Look smartass, Uncle Sam wants to know where all this counterfeit's
           coming from, which means bringing in Rocky... Alive! Problem is we 
           still have nothing but his stupid nickname!

NICK: Well, why don't we ask his partner in crime?

MASTERSON: As in who? You've sent them all to the morgue.

NICK: Not Ancient Wu. Not yet.

MASTERSON: Are you idiot? Wu is urban myth, fortune cookie stuff.

NICK: Yeah, pal. So is Social Security...

He walks off.

MASTERSON: Kang? Kang!

=============================
Mission #2: Up the Food Chain
=============================

Nick quietly sneaks into Ancient Wu's restaurant.

NICK: Easy does it...

==============================
Mission #3: Kitchen Inspection
==============================

Nick enters a kitchen. Two cooks appear behind him.

NICK: Howdy, I'm with the County Health inspectors...

COOK: Kill him!

NICK: Okay, but there goes you A* rating!

Nick fights all the cooks.

==============================
Mission #4: Seeking Ancient Wu
==============================

Nick somehow stumbles across an underground dungeon.

NICK: Now I know not to order the Chef's special. Man, this places gives me the
      creeps...

He sees a zombie walk past and takes out his guns. He then tries to find 
Ancient Wu.

===============================
Mission #5: (ALT) Tunnel Vision
===============================

Nick drops down into a sewer tunnel.

NICK: Wow! Well, whatdya know - there really are secret tunnels under 
      Chinatown. 

Nick notices a spiked wall moving towards him. Suddenly, zombies jump up out of 
the water.

NICK: What's this?! Outta my way, freaks!!!

He takes his guns out and shoots his way through the tunnel.

========================
Mission #6: Inner Demons
========================

Nick falls down into a ring surrounded by lava. He has little space to walk on.

WU: Ah, Nicholas Kang Wilson - we meet at last.

NICK: Ancient Wu, you're looking well... for a cadaver.

WU: C'mon, Nicholas -- I'm only three hundred and forty two years old.

NICK: Well, three centuries of crime will do that to a man. But fear not, 
      the end is near - messing with my brother was the last mistake you'll
      ever make...

WU: Hmmm... the ying has to balance the yang, Nicholas...

Three demonic heads appear before Nick.

NICK: What the?! Man, I'm getting too old for this...

================================
Mission #7: Die Die My Concubine
================================

Nick is still in the lava-filled area and is trying to find out more about
Ancient Wu.

NICK: Let's get to business, wrinkle bag. Why team up with the Russkies?

WU: Lao Tzu said... If you do not know the plans of your competitors, you
    cannot make informed alliances.

NICK: Yeah, and you have to know the competitors' plans before you can crush
      them.
WU: Hhmm, that is what Big Chong had convinced me of... in his greed. 
    Alliances were made with the wrong people, Nicholas -- the Russian has
    no honor. But a deal is a deal.

NICK: Too late for regrets, pal. People are getting killed! Tell me who this 
      Rocky is and I may let you live.

WU: Tsk, tsk, tsk. You think you're this good, huh? Let's see about that...

Wu uses an invisible force to grab the guns out of Nick's hands. The two flames
on both sides of Ancient Wu's throne turn into concubines and jump down into 
the ring. 

NICK: Damn, why do I always have this effect on women?

Nick defeats the concubines.

============================================
Mission #7: Die Die My Concubine (ALT INTRO)
============================================

Nick falls down into a ring surrounded by lava. He has little space to walk on.

NICK: Let's get to business, wrinkle bag. Why team up with the Russkies?

WU: Lao Tzu said... If you do not know the plans of your competitors, you
    cannot make informed alliances.

NICK: Yeah, and you have to know the competitors' plans before you can crush
      them.

WU: Hhmm, that is what Big Chong had convinced me of... in his greed. 
    Alliances were made with the wrong people, Nicholas -- the Russian has
    no honor. But a deal is a deal.

NICK: Too late for regrets, pal. People are getting killed! Tell me who this 
      Rocky is and I may let you live.

WU: Tsk, tsk, tsk. You think you're this good, huh? Let's see about that...

Wu uses an invisible force to grab the guns out of Nick's hands. The two flames
on both sides of Ancient Wu's throne turn into concubines and jump down into 
the ring. 

NICK: Damn, why do I always have this effect on women?

Nick defeats the concubines.

=============================
Mission #8: FINALE: Nightmare
=============================

NICK: Okay, where's Rocky, you dried up piece of dim sum! I've got a bullet 
      with his name on it.

WU: You kill Rocky and you will never be released from your torment.

NICK: Which one? I got lots of issues, old man. 

WU: Your father's fate.

NICK: What about my father?!

WU: Twenty years ago the Soviets sent one of their top KGB agents to the
    City of Angels. He quickly lost royalty to Mother Russia and pursued a
    life of crime. Along his path, he was aided by many who could not resist
    easy money...

NICK: Rafferty? What? What's my father have to do with any of this?! You're
      testing my patience, man!

WU: Testing? Yes, I've saved the best test for last...

Ancient Wu disappears under the lava and jumps back up as a gigantic Chinese
dragon.

NICK: Huh?! Hey, somebody call animal control!

Nick defeats the dragon.

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Part VII: Finding Rocky
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

================================
Mission #1: In the Driver's Seat
================================

Nick talks to Rosie on the phone in the street.

NICK: So, you believe me now, Rosie?

ROSIE: Jesus, Nick, so far everything checks out - according to the CIA, a KGB
       agent by name of Rasputin Kuznetsov went AWOL out here in the late '70s.
       It's got to be our Rocky... but...

NICK: But what?

ROSIE: How did you find this out? Masterson's going nuts. Hold on... 
       oops...

MASTERSON: Hello? Kang?! You better tell me how you got Rocky figured out,
           right now! And don't feed me any Ancient Wu stories, got it?!

NICK: I read the cliff notes to War and Peace, Masterson.

MASTERSON: You're gonna have a lot more time to read unless you get your ass
           right back in here and start talking!

NICK: Excuse me? I ain't some rookie field agent, pal. Bust me if you're gonna,
      otherwise I'm gonna solve this case... my way.

MASTERSON: What?! That's it! Consider yourself fired, Kang!

NICK: Later, man - I got work to do...

He hangs up on Masterson.

============================================
Mission #1: In the Driver's Seat (ALT INTRO)
============================================

At EOD, Nick is asleep at his desk.

WU: Rocky holds the answer to the question that's been tormenting you 
    for years, Nick.

NICK: What question?

WU: Your father's fate...

NICK: My father? Rafferty? What? I don't understand...

ROSIE: Nick, wake up!

Rosie wakes Nick up. He notices Chief Parks and Masterson are there.

NICK: What, huh... who... oh, Rosie...

PARKS: Nick, you must have blacked out.

NICK: Ancient Wu told me about Rocky...

MASTERSON: Oh, that's friggin' great - he dreamed it. Next thing you know he
           figures out who killed JFK. Listen, while you were on your acid 
           trip, the CIA got Rocky ID'd for us he's an ex-KGB spy who went
           AWOL here back in the late '70s. His name's Rasputin Kuznetsov.

NICK: He has something to do with my father...

MASTERSON: Say what? You're all washed up, Kang! Read my lips -- your dad was
           dirty, you're a loser, end of story.

Nick punches Masterson in the face and walks off.

MASTERSON: Aaaouch! That's it, Kang! You are suspended!

PARKS: Nick! Let's talk about this!

=============================
Mission #2: Pressing Rafferty
=============================

RAFFERTY: Hey, barkeep, another Jack.

Nick grabs Rafferty from behind and slams his face down on the bar.

RAFFERTY: Aaowww!!!

NICK: You've jacked me around enough, Rafferty!

RAFFERTY: Aughhh!!!! Nick... what's going on?!

NICK: You're in with that scumbag, Rocky, aren't you?!

He slams Rafferty's face down on the bar again.

RAFFERTY: What did he have to do with my father?? Answer me!

Again, Rafferty's face is slammed down on the bar.

RAFFERTY: Aughhh!!! You have no idea what you're talking about, Nick. Get a 
          hold of yourself...

The barkeep grabs Nick and throws him on to a table.

BARKEEP: Hey, you hassling my customers, buddy?

NICK: Stay out of it, pal!

BARKEEP: Not a chance.

NICK: Fine, I hope your insurance is paid up.

Nick defeats the barkeep.

==============================
Mission #3: On Rafferty's Tail
==============================

Nick runs out of the bar and hides behind a wall on the corner when he sees 
Rafferty on the phone.

NICK: Ah, there he is.

RAFFERTY: Listen, Rock, it ain't working... Kang is becoming a serious 
          problem... yeah, yeah... alright... I'll be there...

Rafferty drives off.

NICK: Hmmmmmm, let's see where that snake is slithering off to...

Nick tails Rafferty.

===========================
Mission #4: (ALT) FBI Goons
===========================

The barkeep throws Nick out of the bar through a side exit.

BARKEEP: And STAY out!!!!

NICK: Now I remember why I hate bar brawls...

An FBI agent stands in front of Nick.

FBI AGENT #1: Nicholas Kang? You are wanted on obstruction-of-justice
              charges.

NICK: Bummer... but... I need to run some errands first... if you don't mind.

He turns away and runs into another FBI Agent.

FBI AGENT #2: Oh, but we do mind, Kang. Very much.

NICK: Thought so. Well then...

He jumps up and kicks the agents in the face.

NICK: Let's dance!

=============================
Mission #5: Escaping the Feds
=============================

Jill pulls up in a car next to Rafferty. Rafferty gets in.

NICK: Well, well, well, Rafferty, wait till your old Vice buddies hear you're
      paying for it.

They drive off. Nick is about to follow them when Johnson runs out in front of
his car.

JOHNSON: Hold it, Kang!

NICK: What the hell you want?

JOHNSON: Sorry, man. The Feds want you brought in.

Two FBI cars pull up behind Nick.

JOHNSON: C'mon, Kang... just cooperate for once, will ya?

NICK: Sorry, but you make a lousy roadblock!

Nick runs over Johnson.

JOHNSON: Ayeaaargh!!!

===========================
Mission #6: Rafferty's Date
===========================

Nick is in the street buying a hotdog, and is on the phone to Rosie.

NICK: Listen Rosie. It's personal now... I can't just stop, okay?

ROSIE: Nick, the Chief and I can't help you this way...

Nick sees Rafferty drive by with Jill.

NICK: Whoa... Who IS that? Fine, forget it. I don't need anyone's help!

He tails Rafferty.

=========================
Mission #7: Eavesdropping
=========================

Rafferty and Jill walk down the street. Nick watches them from the corner.

NICK: Hhmm...

He sneaks into the building they enter. A guard is standing in a warehouse 
area and hears Nick behind the door. 

GUARD: Who's there?

As the guard checks behind the door, Nick grabs him and beats him up, and then
sneaks through the warehouse.

=======================================
Mission #7: Eavesdropping (ALT INTRO 1)
=======================================

Nick has been arrested by the FBI Agent and is being driven to Masterson.

NICK: Hey, shouldn't you be out chasing terrorists or something?

FBI Agent: Hah, Masterson's really going to enjoy busting your chops, Kang.

Ancient Wu appears in the car.

WU: Tell me agent, do you sleep well at night?

FBI AGENT: Aaaaaaahhh!!!

The agent gets out of the car and runs off.

NICK: Ancient Wu? Where did you come from?

WU: I believe you were following someone?

Rafferty and Jill pull up in a car outside a building. Ancient Wu disappears
and so does Nick's handcuffs.

NICK: Uh, yeah... Whoa... I'll be damned.

A guard is standing in a warehouse area and hears Nick behind the door. 

GUARD: Who's there?

As the guard checks behind the door, Nick grabs him and beats him up, and then
sneaks through the warehouse.

=======================================
Mission #7: Eavesdropping (ALT INTRO 2)
=======================================

Nick grabs Rafferty in the street and pushes him up against a pole.

RAFFERTY: Nick, Nick!

NICK: What are you hiding, you sonofa!

Two FBI Agents appear behind Nick with their guns aimed at him.

FBI AGENT: Kang, let him go and turn around slowly.

Nick lets go of Rafferty and he runs off.

NICK: Dammit, Masterson, that backstabbing bastard...

Nick has been arrested by the FBI Agent and is being driven to Masterson.

NICK: Hey, shouldn't you be out chasing terrorists or something?

FBI Agent: Hah, Masterson's really going to enjoy busting your chops, Kang.

Ancient Wu appears in the car.

WU: Tell me agent, do you sleep well at night?

FBI AGENT: Aaaaaaahhh!!!

The agent gets out of the car and runs off.

NICK: Ancient Wu? Where did you come from?

WU: I believe you were following someone?

Rafferty and Jill pull up in a car outside a building. Ancient Wu disappears
and so does Nick's handcuffs.

NICK: Uh, yeah... Whoa... I'll be damned.

A guard is standing in a warehouse area and hears Nick behind the door. 

GUARD: Who's there?

As the guard checks behind the door, Nick grabs him and beats him up, and then
sneaks through the warehouse.

===================================
Mission #8: FINALE: Father's Killer
===================================

Nick sneaks through the warehouse and past a tied up guard. He looks down to 
the bottom floor and sees Rocky in a meeting with Rafferty, Jill, Misha and 
several more guards.

RAFFERTY: Rock, listen to me, we gotta lay low... at least for a while. The
          Wilson kid, Kang, he ain't backing off...

ROCKY: You gettin' chicken on me, Raff? I've managed to dodge the KGB, the CIA
       and the LAPD for the last three friggin' decades, okay?

RAFFERTY: I can't stop him, Rock - he's like a pitbull. It's getting outta 
          hand!

JILL: Listen to him, Rocky. Please.

ROCKY: Shut up, you whore! I'll deal with Kang just like I dealt with his 
       father, right Raff?

RAFFERTY: You know I never wanted Henry killed. Not his son, please! 

NICK: Son of a Bitch...!

ROCKY: What's that?! Misha, you said this place was clean!

MISHA: Boss, I swear it was!

ROCKY: It's Kang, you simpletons! Kill him!!!

NICK: Rocky, you bastard -- I'll bring you down!!!

Nick shoots swarms of Rocky's posse.

===============================================
Mission #8: FINALE: Father's Killer (ALT INTRO)
===============================================

Nick is driving down the road.

NICK: Dammit, dammit!!!

WU: Your father's fate, Nick... just follow your instincts...

Nick stops outside an old warehouse.

NICK: Whoa, will you look at that?! What karma! 

Nick sneaks through the warehouse and past a tied up guard. He looks down to 
the bottom floor and sees Rocky in a meeting with Rafferty, Jill, Misha and 
several more guards.

RAFFERTY: Rock, listen to me, we gotta lay low... at least for a while. The
          Wilson kid, Kang, he ain't backing off...

ROCKY: You gettin' chicken on me, Raff? I've managed to dodge the KGB, the CIA
       and the LAPD for the last three friggin' decades, okay?

RAFFERTY: I can't stop him, Rock - he's like a pitbull. It's getting outta 
          hand!

JILL: Listen to him, Rocky. Please.

ROCKY: Shut up, you whore! I'll deal with Kang just like I dealt with his 
       father, right Raff?

RAFFERTY: You know I never wanted Henry killed. Not his son, please! 

NICK: Son of a Bitch...!

ROCKY: What's that?! Misha, you said this place was clean!

MISHA: Boss, I swear it was!
 
ROCKY: It's Kang, you simpletons! Kill him!!!

NICK: Rocky, you bastard -- I'll bring you down!!!

Nick shoots swarms of Rocky's posse.

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Part VIII: Retribution
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

================================
Mission #1: The Girlfriend Angle
================================

At the warehouse, Nick runs over to a guard on the floor.

NICK: Dammit, you tell me where Rocky went or I'll blow your friggin' head off!

GUARD: I don't know... Rocky never tell what he do.

NICK: Okay, have it your way.

GUARD: Wait! Okay, okay... maybe his girlfriend, Jill... he tell her 
       everything... She... she live in the Marina, in a fancy condo.

NICK: Atta boy!

Nick is sitting in his car outside Jill's condo. Jill drives up next to him.

NICK: Hello Jill... take me to your leader...

He tails Jill.

============================================
Mission #1: The Girlfriend Angle (ALT INTRO)
============================================

Nick is sitting in his car outside Jill's condo. He is on the phone to Rosie.

NICK: Can't believe you're actually helping me here, Rosie...

ROSIE: Neither can I. Masterson's got an arrest warrant out on you -- I could
       get fired for this.

NICK: I know. I owe you one.

ROSIE: Thank me later. Hmm, this Jill sure has a nice rap sheet... mainly kink
       stuff...

Jill drives up next to Nick.

ROSIE: Same MO, same crib. No worries -- you're staking out the right place.

NICK: Whoa... right you are. Okay, I'm after her tail... uh, I mean, on her 
      tail. 

ROSIE: Eewww. Just wrap it up, Nick.

Nick tails Jill.

=============================
Mission #2: Back to the Gulag
=============================

Nick enters a restaurant that Jill went into.

NICK: Hey there. Jill, right?

JILL: You're that cop... I was hoping to talk to you.

NICK: You were? So was I. What can I...

JILL: You see my face? Rocky will not lay his hand on me again, ever! You
      promise to get that monster out of my life, I'll tell you what you need
      to know.

NICK: Sounds like a deal I can't refuse. Let's have it.

JILL: Rocky was gonna go back to the Gulag tonight, to collect some valuables.
      Eleven o' clock.

NICK: Alright, there's still time. Consider your troubles over -- Rocky's
      finished.

Nick races to the Gulag.

=========================================
Mission #2: Back to the Gulag (ALT INTRO)
=========================================

Nick pushes Jill into Wally's Diner and forces her into a chair.

JILL: Sob... what... sob... do you want?

NICK: Why'd you run, Jill?

JILL: I... sob... I was scared... sob...

NICK: Did Rocky put those bruises on your face? Where do I find him?

JILL: He's a monster... sob... He will kill me if I say anything...

NICK: Look at you -- you're one smack away from getting killed anyway. Jill,
      you can trust me -- I won't let anyone hurt you.

JILL: He... sob... had a meeting at the Gulag tonight... sob... at 11.

NICK: Hmm, not much time left. You just sit tight and I'll be back for ya.

Nick races to the Gulag.

========================
Mission #3: Rocky's Trap
========================

Nick arrives at the Gulag and goes on to the dance floor.

NICK: What... happened here? Ugh, too much bass... My ears are about to start
      bleeding...

MISHA: Hah! We can arrange that!

Misha, the DJ, and another goon appear and surround Nick. 

NICK: Dammit, Jill! Those puppy dog eyes... fall for 'em every time!

================================
Mission #4: (ALT) Chopper Ambush
================================

Nick is driving along a highway, chasing after Jill.

NICK: Dammit, where'd she go!?!?

A chopper appears and hovers over Nick. A vandal is driving the chopper and
fires at Nick's tyre.

NICK: Uh-oh... that ain't a news chopper! Someone wants me dead, real bad!

Nick shoots the chopper down.

==============================
Mission #5: Driving to Airport
==============================

At the Gulag, Misha backs up against the balcony. Nick threatens the DJ with
a gun.

NICK: Where's your boss, Comrade?

MISHA: Piss off! Aarghh!!

Nick pushes Misha off the balcony. 

DJ: I... I tell you if no hurt me! We make a deal, yes?

NICK: A deal? How about I kill you quick and painless!

DJ: No, no! Rocky at Santa Monica Airport, Hangar number 6! You be nice now, 
    da?

NICK: A model citizen.

He punches him.

DJ: Eeeow!

==========================================
Mission #5: Driving to Airport (ALT INTRO)
==========================================

Nick is driving down the street when he gets a call from Ancient Wu.

NICK: Kang here... hello?

WU: Where the metal birds flock near the ocean, you will find your revenge...

NICK: What's that? Ancient Wu?

WU: The sixth edifice, at the landing place of the flying machines...

NICK: Sorry... I don't quite follow...

WU: Santa Monica Airport, Hangar #6, asshole!

NICK: Whoa... are you playing me, old man? Hello? Shit!

===========================
Mission #6: Hangar Showdown
===========================

Nick is at the airport and is watching the hangar from behind a plane. Jill
appears behind him.

JILL: See anything interesting, Nicky?

NICK: Actually yes, Jill. That thing in your hand... Aagh...

Nick tries to grab the tranquilliser gun that Jill is holding but she shoots
him with it.

JILL: Men are so easy sometimes. Nite-nite.

Nick wakes up tied to a chair in Hangar #6. Rocky and Rafferty are standing in 
front of him.

NICK: Uhhhhhhh...

Rocky punches him.

ROCKY: Rise and shine, Kang! Or is it Wilson? How about I finally solve the 
       family mystery for you, huh? Back in the '70s Raff and I moved enough 
       coke to fill the San Fernando Valley. Sadly, your goody-two-shoes daddy
       got in the way. We tried to turn him, but he wouldn't budge, so... BANG-
       BANG... off he went to the bottom of the ocean. Raffy then planted a 
       stash or two, so Internal Affairs figured your Pop was dirty...

RAFFERTY: Rock, please... he doesn't need to know all this...

ROCKY: C'mon Raff, everybody loves a good story, right Kang?

NICK: Yeah.. especially one with a good bang-up ending.

ROCKY: Right on, Kang, only this time, it ain't a matinee at your local 
       cineplex. It's the real shit and, guess what, the bad guys win!

Nick can hear Ancient Wu but cannot see him.

WU: Nicholas... I implore you to take revenge on those who truly deserve it...

NICK: Ancient Wu?

Nick's handcuffs start shaking.

ROCKY: You see this? One billion of the best counterfeit ever made. I hooked
       it up, the Triad smuggled it in. Now, old Wu's shops launder it for me
       along with my shirts while I sit back and drink vodka. Man, I love this
       country!

Nick's handcuffs come off but he stays in the chair.

ROCKY: Thing is, there's a lot more laundry to be done and I don't need a 
       little creep like you getting in the way. Time to join your father,
       Detective...

Rocky aims his gun at Nick.

RAFFERTY: Nooo!!!

Rafferty dives in front of Nick and takes the bullet.

ROCKY: Raffer!

Rocky looks at Rafferty. He looks back and sees Nick standing up with the chair
above his head. 

ROCKY: Whaaa!?

Nick whacks Rocky over the head with the chair. Several commandoes storm the 
area.

NICK: Whoa. Hey, everybody, it's all under control!! You fellas with SWAT? I
      haven't seen those uniforms... before... Oh shit!!!

Nick shoots his way through the commandoes.

=======================================
Mission #6: Hangar Showdown (ALT INTRO)
=======================================

Nick wakes up tied to a chair in Hangar #6. Rocky and Rafferty are standing in
front of him.

NICK: Uhhhhhhh...

Rocky punches him.

ROCKY: Rise and shine, Kang! Or is it Wilson? How about I finally solve the 
       family mystery for you, huh? Back in the '70s Raff and I moved enough 
       coke to fill the San Fernando Valley. Sadly, your goody-two-shoes daddy
       got in the way. We tried to turn him, but he wouldn't budge, so... BANG-
       BANG... off he went to the bottom of the ocean. Raffy then planted a 
       stash or two, so Internal Affairs figured your Pop was dirty...

RAFFERTY: Rock, please... he doesn't need to know all this...

ROCKY: C'mon Raff, everybody loves a good story, right Kang?

NICK: Yeah.. especially one with a good bang-up ending.

ROCKY: Right on, Kang, only this time, it ain't a matinee at your local 
       cineplex. It's the real shit and, guess what, the bad guys win!

Nick can hear Ancient Wu but cannot see him.

WU: Nicholas... I implore you to take revenge on those who truly deserve it...

NICK: Ancient Wu?

Nick's handcuffs start shaking.

ROCKY: You see this? One billion of the best counterfeit ever made. I hooked
       it up, the Triad smuggled it in. Now, old Wu's shops launder it for me
       along with my shirts while I sit back and drink vodka. Man, I love this
       country!

Nick's handcuffs come off but he stays in the chair.

ROCKY: Thing is, there's a lot more laundry to be done and I don't need a 
       little creep like you getting in the way. Time to join your father,
       Detective...

Rocky aims his gun at Nick.

RAFFERTY: Nooo!!!
 
Rafferty dives in front of Nick and takes the bullet.

ROCKY: Raffer!

Rocky looks at Rafferty. He looks back and sees Nick standing up with the 
chair above his head. 

ROCKY: Whaaa!?

Nick whacks Rocky over the head with the chair. Several commandoes storm the 
area.

NICK: Whoa. Hey, everybody, it's all under control!! You fellas with SWAT? I
      haven't seen those uniforms... before... Oh shit!!!

Nick shoots his way through the commandoes.

========================
Mission #7: Jetting Away
========================

Nick runs out of the hangar and sees Rocky about to take off in his jet. 

NICK: Oh no, you're not getting away this time!!

He notices a red sports car nearby and chases after the jet. He shoots it 
until it explodes.

=================================
Mission #8: FINALE: Puppet Master
=================================

Rocky tries to escape the burning jet.

ROCKY: Ahhhaahh! I'm burning! Aaargh!! Nooooo!!!

NICK: Try laundering that, bitch!

GENERAL KIM: Well done, Mr. Kang. 

Nick turns around and sees General Kim standing behind him.

NICK: You... I've seen you before.

GENERAL KIM: Han Yu Kim. General of the North Korean Army.

NICK: Let me guess -- this counterfeit comes from North Korea.

GENERAL KIM: Yes. My government has the same Swiss-made money presses as the 
        U.S. Treasury. Only world governments can purchase them.

NICK: So that's why the dupes are so perfect. What happened, World Bank turned
      you down for a loan?

GENERAL KIM: America and its cronies think they can ruin us by economic
             manipulation. Hah, we will never succumb to your politics!

NICK: Hey, whatever, I'm just a cop. Just tell me one thing though -- why the
      Russians, the Triad?

GENERAL KIM: Shielding my country from an international faux pas, Detective
             Kang. Besides, the Russians are old friends, ex-KGB for the most
             part - it was a perfect fit. 

NICK: Sure, until Rocky decided to keep the loot.

GENERAL KIM: Yes, his morals became corrupt! 

NICK: So, that's where you and your commandoes come in.

GENERAL KIM: Exactly. Rocky was slippery, but all I had to do was follow you.
             Now my mission is nearly done.

NICK: Nearly? Is there anyone left?

GENERAL KIM: Just you, Kang.

Nick fights and kills General Kim.

==========================
Ending Movie (Best Ending)
==========================

General Kim lies dead on the floor.

NICK: Hope I made you proud, Dad.

Rosie turns up in an FBI car.

ROSIE: Are you okay, Nick?

NICK: Yeah. Doing good. Real good.

Masterson turns up.

MASTERSON: Kang! You've got some serious... agh!

Chief Parks gets out of the car and the door slams into Masterson's face.

PARKS: Nice work, Nick.

NICK: Thanks Chief. How about I buy you two dinner? I know this great China
      Bistro...

Rosie and Chief Parks walk away.

NICK: No? C'mon, what d'ya say?

Nick gets into his car and drives off.

UNKNOWN VOICE: Not bad, my friend, not bad at all. I always knew Rafferty got
               Henry into something too deep to crawl out of. Nick made sure 
               he got what he deserved, along with the others. The Chinese 
               say, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. If your 
               chicken brain ain't gettin' it, I mean to say that Nick truly
               is his father's son. The very first time I saw that kid take
               down a perp some high-class pimp with a preference for purple
               velvet. In that moment, I saw my old friend and boy it made me
               smile. And not just 'cause of the guy's furry outfit. If you
               think Nick's got it going on now, you should've been there when
               he worked homicide. Why do you think he got suspended in the 
               first place? Next time, when you have time, buy me an espresso
               and a raspberry Hamantaschan and I'll tell you all about it but
               not now. That's a story for another day.

=======================================
Ending Movie (Best Ending) (ALT ENDING)
=======================================

Nick stumbles along the runway. He looks back at the hangar.

NICK: Damn, I almost had it...

UNKNOWN VOICE: Well, as I said before, I haven't seen too many happy endings 
               in this town. Sometimes, it seems like no matter where you
               turn, you end up stepping into dog shit. And I don't mean any
               dog shit. I'm talking about a frigging Great Dane dump, the
               likes of which you've never seen. So, here I am, saluting yet
               another fallen soldier of justice. It's not the first time I've
               done this, and it sure won't be the last. In the end, I can 
               only hope that this story will be rewritten in the deeds of a 
               more capable cop. Until then, I have only this to say you blew
               it, schmuck.

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2. Alternate Missions Script
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Part IV: Con Girls
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

=============================
Mission #1: Strip Club Detour
=============================

Back at EOD, Rosie is at a computer. Chief Parks and Masterson is with her.

NICK: What's going on, Chief?

PARKS: Nick, this is Agent-in-Charge Masterson. The FBI is...

MASTERSON: Your reputation precedes you, Kang. You're a real loose cannon and 
           if it were up to me, you wouldn't carry a badge.

NICK: Man, who peed in your coffee?

MASTERSON: Look, smartass, you completely blew our surveillance of the spa. 
           The bad guys are probably in Tijuana by now!

ROSIE: Maybe not. In the last two days, there've been four bank heists around
       LA, targeting Cyprus deposit boxes. It looks like they're after cash...
       lots of cash.

MASTERSON: Whoa. Cyprus Holdings is a suspected front for the Russian mob. Who
           could be after Ivan's money?

NICK: Let me check it out and I'll...

MASTERSON: You kidding me, Kang? You've done enough damage already.

PARKS: Masterson, we have a deal, remember?

MASTERSON: Ahhhhh, damnit. You screw up this time, Kang, and I'll have your
           badge, kapish?

NICK: Hah, sounds like a line from a bad video game.

PARKS: Niiiick...

Nick is driving down the street and on the phone to Rosie.

ROSIE: Okay Kang. All these jobs were done by the same crew - two women.

NICK: Hey, nothing wrong with a little girl-on-girl action. 

ROSIE: Let me get to that. These women are real pros - forensics found only
       one print. It matched you ready? Stripper named Gypsy. She works the
       pole at Body Fantastiq.

NICK: The Russian mob getting hosed by strippers? This is too good.

ROSIE: It gets better. One witness swears he's seen her accomplice on 
       television.
 
NICK: Don't hold it against me, but I'm gonna follow the stripper lead first.

ROSIE: Figures, you perv. 

=====================
Mission #2: Cat Fight
=====================

Nick enters the strip club and a stripper entertains him.

NICK: Hoo-aaa, you've got all the right moves.

GYPSY: Is that a gun in your pocket?

NICK: Nah, I'm just happy to see you. What's your name?

GYPSY: They call me Gypsy.

NICK: I can see why. You've got a quick hand for cash.

GYPSY: Wallets are nothing, silly. I prefer...

NICK: A bank job?

GYPSY: Huh?!?

She kicks him in his privates.

NICK: Ooww!!! I must have said the magic word.

=============================
Mission #3: Cruising For Lola
=============================

Nick is questioning Gypsy at the strip club.

GYPSY: Listen, officer, I swear, I was just a driver for Lola Gees...

NICK: Lola Gees? The babe from the Con Girls' TV show? No way.

GYPSY: Yeah, after her Hollywood gig crashed, she decided to steal for real.

NICK: Life imitating art, huh? So, when's the next hit?

GYPSY: I was gonna meet Lola at The Spot later tonight...

NICK: Well, Lola's reality show is about to get cancelled...

Nick rushes to meet Lola.

===========================
Mission #4: (ALT) Lola Rush
===========================

Nick is driving down the road. He is on the phone to Rosie again.

NICK: Thanks a lot, Rosie -- just got my ass kicked by a bunch of strippers!

ROSIE: That's what happens when you don't tip. Don't worry, Rampart just booked
       Gypsy and she sang like a bird. Get this, she's working the wheel for 
       Lola Gees, the walking breast implant from the Con Girls' TV show. When
       the series got cancelled, she decided to keep pulling heists, for real.

NICK: Only in LA...

ROSIE: We got Gypsy to call in sick and tell Lola you're her new driver...

NICK: Excuse me?

ROSIE: Yup, you're going undercover. You gotta get your ass over to the Old
       Fortune Cookie Factory ASAP.

Nick races to the Old Fortune Cookie Factory.

============================  
Mission #5: The Driving Test
============================

Nick enters a club and approaches Lola.

NICK: Hi, I'm Nick. Your new driver. Gypsy threw her back out last night, so
      I'm filling in.

LOLA: Beat it. I don't know you.

NICK: But I know you. Actually, I'm a big fan -- I was real pissed when your
      show got cancelled. It was way better than VIP! C'mon, you've got no
      choice...

LOLA: Who told you? Gypsy?!

NICK: C'mon, I'm only asking 20% cut.

LOLA: Okay, fanboy. Fine. But first, let's see you drive.

Outside in the van, Lola discusses the heist with Nick.

LOLA: Okay, here's the deal. Our client goes by the codename General. No
      mistakes -- if we mess up, we're dead.

NICK: Sounds like a real boy scout. Just who is he?

LOLA: Word is, he got conned out of a boatload of cash and we're getting it
      back for him. And that's all we need to know. Now, let's see you get to
      the Beverly Center pronto. 

NICK: In this traffic?!

LOLA: Ready? DRIVE!

==========================
Mission #6: Police Getaway
==========================

Nick arrives at the Beverly Center and is driving down the road.

NICK: Where to next, the Betty Ford clinic?

LOLA: Been there already. Your driving's not bad...

A police car appears behind them.

NICK: Oops...

LOLA: I spoke too soon. Lose him!

NICK: Say what?

LOLA: You want the gig, or not? Lose that pig now!!!

Nick manages to lose the pursuing police car.

===========================
Mission #7: (ALT) Five Laps
===========================

Nick meets up with Lola in a parking lot.

NICK: You Lola?

LOLA: Hmm, you've definitely got it in the looks department, stud. Let's just
      hope you're as good as Gypsy said you were.

NICK: You won't be disappointed. What's the job?

LOLA: The client goes by The General. The mob took his money and we've been 
      hired to get it back. That's all you need to know. Now, let's see if you
      can take ME on.

Nick races Lola round the parking lot for five laps and wins.

=======================================
Mission #7: (ALT) Five Laps (ALT INTRO)
=======================================

Nick meets up with Lola in a parking lot.

NICK: I figured I'd be fashionably late.

LOLA: Well, at least you're good looking. The General wouldn't be as forgiving,
      but I'm gonna give you one more shot. Let's see if you can take ME on.

Nick races Lola round the parking lot for five laps and wins.

========================
Mission #8: Busting Lola
========================

Nick and Lola park their van outside a bank. Lola is inside the bank. Nick 
looks around the van for Lola while on the phone to Rosie.

NICK: Rosie, listen up. I got it all figured out. The Russians were supposed 
      to launder the money for some General. They hooked up with the Triad to
      do it, but then got greedy and kept the loot. So now this General hires
      Lola to get it back for him. The good news is, I've got her in the hot
      seat...

Lola cocks her gun and holds it up to the back of Nick's head.

LOLA: Not so fast! Ouch!

Nick grabs Lola's arm and twists it.

NICK: Why not, baby? Fast works. Now, who's this General?

LOLA: In your dreams!

She kicks Nick in his privates.

NICK: Uggh, not again...

Nick fights Lola.

================================
Mission #9: FINALE: Sniper Redux
================================

Nick busts Lola.

NICK: From now on, it's re-runs for you, sweetie.

LOLA: Listen, jerkoff, you're playing with fire here! The General is gonna 
      kill...

A sniper in the apartment blocks across from the bank shoots Lola.

NICK: Damn!

Nick shoots the sniper.

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Part V: High-Rise Terror
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

============================
Mission #1: The Airport Lead
============================

Back at EOD, Nick discusses the sniper incident with Rosie and Chief Parks.

NICK: That sniper was good. He must've worn a vest.

PARKS: Its like he just faded into the night. A real pro.

NICK: I'm sure it was this 'General'... or somebody working for him.

ROSIE: Yeah, but why kill Lola?

NICK: To silence her. He hired her to hit those deposit boxes. She could ID 
      him. He's the key to this alright.

PARKS: Yeah, but who is he?!?

NICK: He could be with the Triad, but it doesn't jive. Let's backtrack. What
      exactly do we know about Cyprus Holdings?

MASTERSON: There is every indication Cyprus is used by the Russian mob to 
           funnel money, but its an off-shore trust -- it'll take eons to
           track down the real owners.

ROSIE: Yup, it's real scarce, but they do own a local jet-leasing company at
       the Santa Monica Airport. 

NICK: Okay, how about I check it out.

PARKS: Be careful, Nick.

Nick heads to the airport.

========================================
Mission #1: The Airport Lead (ALT INTRO)
========================================

Nick is driving down the road and is on the phone to Rosie.

NICK: So much for the Lola angle, Rosie. We're back where we started.

ROSIE: This General lead could be legit, Nick.

NICK: Well, duh! But who is he? We're chasing a ghost.

ROSIE: Not so fast. He was after Cyprus Holdings, right? I checked it out some
       more -- it's a shady offshore trust used by the Russians to funnel 
       boatloads of cash. Unfortunately, it will take weeks to get their who's
       who.

NICK: That's great. What do I do in the meantime?

ROSIE: How about I book a flight? They own a jet-leasing company at the Santa
       Monica Airport.

NICK: Now you're talking. I'm on it.

Nick heads to the Santa Monica Airport.

=============================
Mission #2: Chasing Assassins
=============================

A van drives off as Nick enters the hangar at the Santa Monica Airport. He 
looks around the hangar. Several people have been killed and Rocky has been
hung.

NICK: Wow! The vodka must have run out or something...

He notices Rocky.

NICK: The General strikes again...

He leaves the hangar and sees the van speeding along the road. The back of the
van opens and two assassins appear wearing balaclavas.

NICK: Hey! Leaving the scene of a crime?

Nick chases the van and runs it off the road.

===========================
Mission #3: A Race Downtown
===========================

Nick runs the van off the road and checks the people in it. He gets a phone
call from Rosie.

ROSIE: Nick, where the hell are you?!

NICK: Rosie, the General's men just hit the Russian hangar -- it's body bag
      central. They're Asians, but it ain't the Triad.

ROSIE: Nick! There's a hostage situation at First Equity downtown. A bunch of
       militants took the entire building!

NICK: It's gotta be the same crew... I bet it's the General!

ROSIE: Just get your ass over here, now!

NICK: Shit!

=========================
Mission #4: Bank Standoff
=========================

Nick arrives at the crime scene where several police officers are involved in
a gunfight. He takes cover behind a cop car with Rosie and Masterson.

NICK: What the hell's going on?

MASTERSON: A squad of what we believe to be East Asian commandos have taken
           over the bank. They are demanding $500 million!

NICK: They just clipped Ivan at the hangar. What's this bank gotta do with any
      of it?

ROSIE: All Cyprus Holdings deposits were transferred here yesterday, that's 
       what.

MASTERSON: This General is obviously getting desperate, but I've got him where
           I want him. The SWAT team is on its way!

NICK: You gonna start a war out here? Aren't there people inside?

MASTERSON: You just stay outta this, Kang. I'll handle it my way, got it?

NICK: Forget it, man, I'm going in!

Nick runs out in the middle of the gunfight. Masterson stands up.

MASTERSON: Kang, you're disobeying... ouch... a direct order... ouch... dammit!

He is shot twice in the finger and falls over. Nick shoots his way inside the
building. 

===========================
Mission #5: Lobby Firefight
===========================

Nick rolls into the bank and takes cover behind a bench. He notices several 
hostages hiding in the corner. A swarm of commandos suddenly storm the lobby.

NICK: Alright, come to Neo...

Nick shoots his way through the lobby.

==========================
Mission #6: (ALT) Going Up
==========================

Nick arrives at the crime scene where several police officers are involved in
a gunfight. He takes cover behind a cop car with Rosie.

ROSIE: Where the hell were you?!?

NICK: Sorry, traffic was a bitch...

ROSIE: They've got hostages and that idiot Masterson has started a freaking 
       war out here!

NICK: Who does he think he is?

ROSIE: You've got to get in there, fast!!

Nick drops down into the building from a vent in the ceiling. He notices a
hostage lying dead on the floor.

NICK: Bummer. You should have used the ATM, man.

A commando sneaks up behind Nick and holds a gun to his head.

COMMANDO: Ahnon-sayo. Aaargh!

Nick grabs the commando's neck and shoves him to the floor. He picks up his
gun.

NICK: Was that Korean?

He shoots his way through the building to the VIP office.

======================================
Mission #6: (ALT) Going Up (ALT INTRO)
======================================

Nick drops down into the building from a narrow air vent on the wall. He 
notices a hostage lying dead on the floor.

NICK: Bummer. You should have used the ATM, man.

A commando sneaks up behind Nick and holds a gun to his head.

COMMANDO: Ahnon-sayo. Aaargh!

Nick grabs the commando's neck and shoves him to the floor. He picks up his
gun.

NICK: Was that Korean?

He shoots his way through the building to the VIP office.

==========================
Mission #7: Hostage Crisis
==========================

Nick exits the lift and enters another hallway.

NICK: Hmm, way too quiet in here...

He walks further down the hallway and notices a group of commandos have taken 
an office full of people hostage.

================================
Mission #8: FINALE: Bad Politics
================================

Nick pushes the lift door open and stumbles out.

NICK: Whew!

General Kim is sitting at a desk in the VIP office.

GENERAL KIM: Bam, bam, bam! Rambo, eh?

NICK: No, Nick Kang. And you must be the General.

GENERAL KIM: Han Yu Kim. North Korean Army.

NICK: Commies. It figures. Lemme guess, you asked the Russkies to launder your
      dirty bills, but they wiped you clean.

GENERAL KIM: This money was for my country! We will starve no more!

NICK: Look at that. And I was just thinking you were some...

The General jumps on to the desk.

GENERAL KIM: I want my money, now!

NICK: Or what? 

He aims his gun at the General.

GENERAL KIM: Or this!

He throws a knife at Nick and jumps off the table. Nick turns around so his 
back faces General Kim. 

GENERAL KIM: Haiaaaa!!!!

The General jumps on to Nick's back and throws him backwards, through the 
window and out on to the heliport.

NICK: Oh shiiiiiitttttttt!!!!!!!!! Get up, Nick. Get up!!!

Nick fights General Kim.

==========================
Ending Movie (Poor Ending)
==========================

After the fight, the General lies on the floor.

NICK: Sorry, pal - you shoulda asked for foreign aid. 

General Kim stands up.

GENERAL KIM: America will never make us beg. Never!!

The General falls backwards off the heliport.

NICK: Shit...

Masterson swarms the heliport with SWAT members.

MASTERSON: Kang!! Where's the General!?! What the hell happened here?! You hear
           me?! Answer me!!!

NICK: There's more to it than this... I know it.

He walks off.

MASTERSON: Wha... Kang! Where do you think you're going?! Answer me!!! Kang?
           You can't walk off the case! Kang! You're walking off the case! You
           hear me!?

UNKNOWN VOICE: Now, I never made detective, but let me give you a piece of
               advice: Don't believe what you see at the movies. In all my 
               years here, I ain't never seen a case where it all clicked 
               together as kosher as a Hollywood flick. Now, the ugly truth 
               is, at the end of the day, you go home and wonder about all 
               those loose ends even as you sit on the crapper trying to read
               The Times. Or maybe, you're trying to smooch some babe after a
               nice dinner. But, you find yourself fretting over a pinky found
               at a crime scene 3 years ago and you can't help thinking, shit!
               Who belonged to that frigging pinky??? Yeah, being a detective
               is a real bummer... But, you do it anyway. You get up in the
               morning and you try again hoping that next time, you get it 
               right. And you know what, you just might. Then again, you 
               might just screw it up again...

=======================================
Ending Movie (Poor Ending) (ALT ENDING)
=======================================

Nick has fallen off the heliport and is falling to the ground.

NICK: Uhhhhhh... shit...

UNKNOWN VOICE: Well, as I said before, I haven't seen too many happy endings 
               in this town. Sometimes, it seems like no matter where you
               turn, you end up stepping into dog shit. And I don't mean any
               dog shit. I'm talking about a frigging Great Dane dump, the
               likes of which you've never seen. So, here I am, saluting yet
               another fallen soldier of justice. It's not the first time I've
               done this, and it sure won't be the last. In the end, I can 
               only hope that this story will be rewritten in the deeds of a 
               more capable cop. Until then, I have only this to say you blew
               it, schmuck.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Part VI: Rampage
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

========================
Mission #1: Revenge Rush
========================

Nick leans on an ambulance, watching his brother Cary being lifted up on a 
stretcher.

NICK: Cary... I could have stopped this...

ROSIE: Nick, my God... Who... who did this?

NICK: That bastard Rocky... He had Wu's thugs kill my little brother.

ROSIE: Nick... come back to HQ with me and let Masterson handle this... please.

NICK: No! This time its personal. They're gonna pay...

ROSIE: Nick, don't do this!

===========================
Mission #2: Rocky's Getaway
===========================

Nick arrives at the Gulag and runs up to the entrance. A limo pulls up behind 
Nick's car. Rocky runs out of the side entrance of his club and starts to get
in his limo when Nick spots him. 

ROCKY: Hah! See you around!

Nick runs over to the limo but it drives off.

NICK: You son of a bitch! You run, and you'll just die tired!

Nick chases Rocky's limo.

=============================
Mission #3: (ALT) Gulag Goons
=============================

Nick enters the dance floor of the Gulag. Rocky's bodyguard is lying on the 
floor. 

NICK: What... happened here? Ugh, too much bass... My ears are about to start
      bleeding...

BODYGUARD: Hah! We can arrange that! 

Two more guards surround him.

NICK: 1-2-3. Hah! I'm guessing you guys aren't here to check my wristband!

=========================
Mission #4: The Bodyguard
=========================

Nick runs Rocky's limo off the road. He opens the limo door, pulls Rocky out of 
the car, throws him in the road and holds a gun to his head.

NICK: Payback time, shithead. 

ROCKY: I dare you, you coward... just like your old man!

NICK: What?! How did you... Ugh!

Rocky's bodyguard pushes Nick off of Rocky.

BODYGUARD: You want Rocky? You go through me!

NICK: Fine. Say your prayers.

=====================
Mission #5: Wu's Turn
=====================

After the fight with Rocky's bodyguard, Nick has him in a headlock.

NICK: Spill your guts before I do -- where do I find Rocky? 

BODYGUARD: Rocky went to see Ancient Wu...

NICK: How nice. Where?

BODYGUARD: Pagoda Restaurant...

Nick snaps Rocky's bodyguard's neck.

NICK: That was for Cary.

===================================
Mission #5: Wu's Turn (ALT INTRO 1)
===================================

At the Gulag, Nick drags Rocky's bodyguard over to some loose wires.

NICK: So, what's it gonna be?

BODYGUARD: I tell you nothing!

NICK: Suit yourself.

Nick pushes Rocky's bodyguard closer to the loose wires.

BODYGUARD: I tell you everything!!!

NICK: I'm listening.

BODYGUARD: The old Pagoda Restaurant in Chinatown.

NICK: Atta boy.

He pushes Rocky's bodyguard on to the loose wires.

===================================
Mission #5: Wu's Turn (ALT INTRO 2)
===================================

Nick is driving down the road, and is on the phone to Rosie.

NICK: Hello?

ROSIE: Nick! We've been calling! Are you okay?

NICK: I lost Rocky...

PARKS: Are you coming back, Nick?

NICK: No, Chief. Time to settle the score with Ancient Wu.

ROSIE: Give it up Nick. Even if Wu exists, you don't know where...

PARKS: The Pagoda Restaurant. That's been the rumor.

ROSIE: Nice going, Chief. Masterson will...

PARKS: Never... Find... Out!

ROSIE: Riiiight...

NICK: Thanks Chief. I owe you. 

===================
Mission #6: Payback
===================

Nick arrives at the Pagoda Restaurant and enters.

WAITRESS: May I help you?

NICK: Table for two. Wu and I have business to discuss.

WAITRESS: Excuse me, sir?

NICK: You heard me.

WAITRESS: Sorry sir, this restaurant is reservations-only.

She reveals a gun.

NICK: How's this for a reservation...?

Nick aims a gun at her head. She screams and runs off.

TRIAD: Kill him!!!

Nick shoots his way through the Pagoda Restaurant.

===============================
Mission #6: Payback (ALT INTRO)
===============================

Rocky's bodyguard has brought Nick to the Pagoda Restaurant. He is talking to
Feng. Nick is on the floor.

BODYGUARD: We wanted to kill this bastard, but Wu wants him alive, so here. 
           Tell your boss, compliments of Rocky.

Rocky's bodyguard is about to leave when Nick swings his leg round and trips 
him up. His guns fly into the air. Nick jumps up, grabs the guns and shoots 
Feng and Rocky's bodyguard. A Triad runs into the room.

TRIAD: He got guns! Kill him!!!

Nick shoots Ancient Wu's crew.

==============================
Mission #7: Off to the Airport
==============================

At the Pagoda Restaurant, Nick searches for Wu.

NICK: You got a beef with me Wu?! Well, here I am. My brother had nothing to do 
      with this. Nothing!

WU: Nick... I did not kill him. My men did. It was an accident.

NICK: Bullshit! I know you're in with Rocky. You're probably hiding him here
      right now!

He runs through the restaurant and jumps round the corner expecting to find
Rocky.

WU: Wrong again, Nicholas. I would never have agreed to work for the Russians
    if it weren't for Chong. Now, regretfully, I have to honor my commitment.

Nick jumps around another corner.

NICK: Honor?!? You're pathetic. Give up Rocky, now!

WU: You will find what you are looking for where the steel birds nest at the
    west end of the city.

NICK: We'll see. But first you pay for Cary!

Nick fires several shots at the mirage of Wu at the other end of the restaurant 
but they don't hit him. Wu laughs.

NICK: What the hell?

================================
Mission #8: FINALE: Rocky's Loot
================================

Nick arrives at the airport. Rafferty and some of Rocky's goons are loading
crates of counterfeit money on to a truck.

RAFFERTY: Quick, you lazy bastards! Rocky will make perroshgis outta every one
          of you if something happens to this counterfeit!

Rafferty gets in the truck and finds Nick sitting there, holding a pair of 
handcuffs.

NICK: Rafferty, you scum!

RAFFERTY: What the hell??

DJ: What's happening?!

A bouncer goes round to the side of the truck and sees Nick.

BOUNCER: Smatri! The cop taking the truck!

Nick drives off and the DJ falls off the back of the truck.

BOUNCER: Stop him!!!

Nick escapes with Rocky's loot.

============================================
Mission #8: FINALE: Rocky's Loot (ALT INTRO)
============================================

Nick wakes up in the lava-filled area.

NICK: Ughhhh... what the... am I dead?

WU: That is to be decided, Nicholas.

NICK: Wu???

WU: I regret your brother's death, Nicholas. It was a mistake.

NICK: A very BIG mistake...

WU: Believe me, I have long wished for the Russian arrangement to end.

NICK: Do you think I care? I want revenge.

WU: Soon, you will wake up. When you do, I implore you to take revenge on
    those who truly deserve it.

Nick wakes up in Rocky's money truck.

Rafferty and some of Rocky's goons are loading
crates of counterfeit money on to a truck.

RAFFERTY: Quick, you lazy bastards! Rocky will make perroshgis outta every one
          of you if something happens to this counterfeit!

Rafferty gets in the truck and finds Nick sitting there, holding a pair of 
handcuffs.

NICK: Rafferty, you scum!

RAFFERTY: What the hell??

DJ: What's happening?!

A bouncer goes round to the side of the truck and sees Nick.

BOUNCER: Smatri! The cop taking the truck!

Nick drives off and the DJ falls off the back of the truck.

BOUNCER: Stop him!!!

Nick escapes with Rocky's loot.

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Part VII: Blood Money
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

================================
Mission #1: Race to Rocky's Lair
================================

Rafferty is handcuffed to a cooker in the abandoned house. Nick is questioning
him.

NICK: You dirty piece of shit!

RAFFERTY: Yeah, so I'm crooked. Doesn't change the fact that I tried to help 
          you. Your brother's dead because you wouldn't listen - I warned 
          you...

NICK: The hell you did...

Rafferty's phone rings.

NICK: Who's that... pick it up.

Rafferty picks up the phone and gives it to Nick. It is Rocky.

ROCKY: Detective, you've got something that belongs to me.

NICK: What, your bitch Rafferty?

ROCKY: The money truck, you asshole. Don't test my patience.

NICK: Or what?

ROCKY: How about I tell you what REALLY happened to your father?

NICK: What do you know about it?!

ROCKY: Everything. Meet me at my private club. Right now. No cops, just you.
       Raff will tell you where it is. Don't be late.

He hangs up.

NICK: It's showtime, jerkoff. Bring the money truck to the impound and then
      make yourself scarce. If I so much as see your shadow when I crash 
      Rocky's party, you'll be scrubbing each other's backs in San Quentin. 
      Now, where's his club?

============================================
Mission #1: Race to Rocky's Lair (ALT INTRO)
============================================

Rocky's money truck has been run off the road. Rocky's bodyguard, the DJ and 
another guard drag Nick out of the truck, beat him up and throw him on the 
floor. They all aim their guns at him.

BODYGUARD: Say goodbye, cop.

Three gunshots are heard and Rocky's bodyguard, the DJ and the third goon are 
all shot. Rafferty stands behind them holding a gun.

NICK: Oh, so now you're a good guy?

RAFFERTY: I told you to give it up, Nick. Now, we're both dead.

NICK: Huh?

Rafferty's phone rings. He answers it.

RAFFERTY: Hello? Yeah, Rock... he's got the truck... hold on...

Rafferty hands the phone over to Nick.

ROCKY: I want my money, Detective.

NICK: Screw you, Rocky.

ROCKY: If you want to know about your father, you'll do as I say.

NICK: What if I don't?

ROCKY: You will, because I got something you care about. Meet me at my private
       club immediately. Alone. Rafferty will tell where it is.

He hangs up.

NICK: It's showtime, jerkoff. Bring the money truck to the impound and then
      make yourself scarce. If I so much as see your shadow when I crash 
      Rocky's party, you'll be scrubbing each other's backs in San Quentin. 
      Now, where's his club?

=============================
Mission #2: Kinks in the Path
=============================

Nick enters Rocky's mansion and finds sex slaves walking around.

NICK: What the...? I'd better find the sick bastard before he finds me...

======================
Mission #3: Freak Show
======================

Nick enters a room where Rocky is eating.

ROCKY: Ohhhh, that wasabi nearly blew my head off.

NICK: How about I finish the job?

ROCKY: Ah, detective. I figured you wouldn't ring the bell. Girls!

A S&M freak drops down from the ceiling.

S&M FREAK: Meeooww!!!

Nick aims his gun at her, but she knocks it out of his hand with a whip.

NICK: Easy now, kitty.

Another stripper stands behind Nick and another one appears.

ROCKY: Enjoy the catfight, detective.

Rocky runs out of the room with Jill.

==================================
Mission #3: Freak Show (ALT INTRO)
==================================

Nick enters an empty room at Rocky's mansion. He notices a stripper hanging on 
a chandelier.

S&M FREAK: Oooohhhhhhhhh...

NICK: What in the world...

S&M FREAK: Oooooowwwwwww...

NICK: Here, let me help you down.

The stripper jumps down. Two more appear and surround Nick. Nick fights the S&M 
freaks.

He hangs up.

NICK: It's showtime, jerkoff. Bring the money truck to the impound and then
      make yourself scarce. If I so much as see your shadow when I crash 
      Rocky's party, you'll be scrubbing each other's backs in San Quentin. 
      Now, where's his club?

==========================
Mission #4: Rosie's Ransom
==========================

Nick is still at Rocky's mansion. He picks up a gun.

NICK: Keep playing your bullshit games Rocky and you'll never see your money!

Rocky appears on a balcony above.

ROCKY: Oh yes I will. See, I have collateral.

He motions over to a wall where Rosie is chained up.

ROSIE: Nnnngggkkkk...

NICK: Rosie...

ROCKY: Don't be stupid, Kang. You wanna see her killed too?

NICK: No. Don't you lay a finger on her. I'll get your money.

ROCKY: Bring the truck. Chinatown Plaza. Noon.

Nick starts to leave. Rocky mimes Rosie while using a pulley to move her arm.

ROCKY: See you soon, Detective.

Rocky laughs and walks off.

======================================
Mission #4: Rosie's Ransom (ALT INTRO)
======================================

Nick is surrounded by S&M Freaks.

NICK: Ohh... bad scene...

Rocky appears on the balcony above.

ROCKY: Feels like a nightmare, don't it Kang? Take a good look over there...

He motions over to a wall where Rosie is chained up.

NICK: Rosie!

ROCKY: This nightmare will get far worse, if you don't deliver my money truck!

NICK: Take her off this thing!

ROCKY: Bring my truck to Chinatown Plaza, tomorrow, at noon. Otherwise, Ms.
       Velasco will be... shall we say... assimilated... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

Rocky laughs and walks off.

NICK: Dammit!

==============================
Mission #5: Escaping Masterson
==============================

Nick arrives at the car impound and is about to drive out with the truck when 
Masterson and two FBI cars drive in front of the truck.

NICK: Shit.

MASTERSON: Hold it right there! Where do you think you're going with that? And 
           where is Velasco? 

NICK: You've got to let me go, Masterson... or Rosie will die.

MASTERSON: What?! Kang, step out of the vehicle, right now!

NICK: 'Fraid I can't do that, pal.

He drives through the car barricades and speeds off.

MASTERSON: After him!

==============================
Mission #6: Chinatown Showdown
==============================

At Chinatown Plaza the next day, Rocky and his goons are waiting with Rosie.

ROCKY: Chyort, where the hell is Wu's crew?

CHYORT: Never trust a Chinaman.

Nick arrives in the money truck.

ROCKY: You can say that again. Shit, he's here.

Nick drives through with the truck.

ROCKY: Alright, release her.

NICK: Are you okay, Rosie?

ROSIE: C'mon, Nick. Let's get out of here...

NICK: Go on ahead, call backup. I ain't done here yet.

ROSIE: Nick, come on...

ROCKY: Just step away from the truck, Kang. No funny business!

GOON: Boss...

Several dozen commandos swarm the area around the rooftops of Chinatown Plaza.

ROSIE: Who's that? SWAT?

NICK: Afraid not. Go Rosie, run!!

ROCKY: What!?? Kang, you're dead!!

NICK: Hah, looks like we both are...

Nick and Rocky put their backs against each other and start firing at the 
commandos. A bullet hits Rocky.

ROCKY: Ahhh, you bastards!

NICK: Holy shit!

Rocky gets into his truck and keeps driving around Chinatown while Nick shoots 
all the commandos.

==============================
Mission #7: FINALE: Last Stand
==============================

Nick looks up on the roofs of Chinatown and sees the General standing up there.

NICK: Now who's this guy? Why do I get the feeling...

Rocky jumps out the back of his van. Nick and Rocky both aim their guns 
directly at each other's head.

ROCKY: You will pay for this with your life, Kang, just like your old man.

NICK: Did you kill him?! Just say it!

They both realise their guns are empty and throw them away.

ROCKY: Let's see if you can take me, maybe I'll tell you...

Nick fights Rocky.

=============================
Ending Movie (Average Ending)
=============================

Nick defeats Rocky. He is kneeling on the floor.

ROCKY: Da, looks like you win, Detective.

NICK: I'm used to it. Now, what about my father...

Rocky jumps on Nick and knocks him to the floor.

ROCKY: Time to join your father, detective...

Rocky stands up and is about to stab Nick, when there is a gunshot. Rocky falls
to the floor and Rosie stands behind him.

NICK: Rosie? Shit you killed him!

ROSIE: Oops - must've slipped.

NICK: Dammit. What did you know, you bastard? C'mon, let's get out of here 
      before Masterson shows up.

Nick and Rosie leave Rocky to die in a pool of blood.

UNKNOWN VOICE: Now, I never made detective, but let me give you a piece of
               advice: Don't believe what you see at the movies. In all my 
               years here, I ain't never seen a case where it all clicked 
               together as kosher as a Hollywood flick. Now, the ugly truth 
               is, at the end of the day, you go home and wonder about all 
               those loose ends even as you sit on the crapper trying to read
               The Times. Or maybe, you're trying to smooch some babe after a
               nice dinner. But, you find yourself fretting over a pinky found
               at a crime scene 3 years ago and you can't help thinking, shit!
               Who belonged to that frigging pinky??? Yeah, being a detective
               is a real bummer... But, you do it anyway. You get up in the
               morning and you try again hoping that next time, you get it 
               right. And you know what, you just might. Then again, you 
               might just screw it up again...

=========================================
Ending Movie (Average Ending) (ALT INTRO)
=========================================

Nick stumbles through Chinatown.

NICK: Man... what happened...

He falls over.

UNKNOWN VOICE: Well, as I said before, I haven't seen too many happy endings 
               in this town. Sometimes, it seems like no matter where you
               turn, you end up stepping into dog shit. And I don't mean any
               dog shit. I'm talking about a frigging Great Dane dump, the
               likes of which you've never seen. So, here I am, saluting yet
               another fallen soldier of justice. It's not the first time I've
               done this, and it sure won't be the last. In the end, I can 
               only hope that this story will be rewritten in the deeds of a 
               more capable cop. Until then, I have only this to say you blew
               it, schmuck.

THE END

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3. Version History
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Version 0.50 - 5/7/2004 - First half of the script complete. Added most of the 
                          main missions script and hope to get the rest done in
                          a couple of days. 

Version 0.75 - 7/7/2004 - The script is nearly complete. I have added most of
                          the alternative missions.

Version 1.00 - 9/7/2004 - Script is complete. All missions have been added.

Version Final - 19/8/2005 - This is just to let everyone know that this guide
                            can now be found on http://www.truecrimeonline.net/
                            I've made a few formatting changes and also updated
                            my contact information. I've had a few emails from
                            people telling me that they couldn't contact me
                            through my old email address. My old email doesn't
                            work any more so only email me at rcarr0@aol.com.

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4. Copyright
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(c) This guide is copyright of Robert Carr. 2004-2005

This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal,
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publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other
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All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their
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My e-mail is: rcarr0@aol.com

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