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    = Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude Walkthrough  =
    = by Sarah Lam                   		   =
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    = Copyright 2005 Sarah Lam       		   =
    = Submitted: 23 October 2004     		   =
    = Mail me at: sarahlsy@gmail.com 		   =
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    Table Of Contents
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    - [NOT] Notes
    - [CON] Controls
    - [GAM] Game Section
    - [INT] Intro
    - [WAL] Walkthrough
    - [SWI] Swingles Games
    - [MON] Money & Secret Tokens
    - [SID] Side Quests
      : [FRA] Frat Side Quest
      : [COM] Commissar & Sweet Lou Side Quest
      : [RUS] Russell Side Quest
      : [SWE] Sweetwater Side Quest
      : [POR] Porn Faerie Side Quest
    - [ITE] Items
    - [PHO] Photo Taking
    - [CR]  Credits
    
    
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    [NOT] Notes
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    This FAQ is still a bit messy, but I promise it will be cleaned up soon! Feel 
    free to email me at sarahlsy@gmail.com. Thanks and enjoy the game!
    
    
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    [CON] Controls
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    L1 - shows how much money & secret tokens you have
    
    R1 - brings up the camera view so you can take photos
    
    R2 - gives you hints on what you can do next
    
    START - brings up a menu with several options
          - BLACK BOOK
    	WHAT NEXT?
    	: if you need any hints on what to do next, the black book gives
    	  you all the hints you will need
    	GIRLS
    	: shows the girls you have met and the tokens of affections
    	  they have given you (if any)
    	OUTFITS
    	ITEMS
    	: displays all the items you have collected
    	STATS
    	: overall - percent complete, rating, play time
    	: mini games total wins, losses, wimp outs
    	: wander mode
    	: bodily functions
          - SAVE GAME
    	: saves your game progress
          - OPTIONS
    	: options for audio settings, difficulty, and controller settings
          - PHOTOS
    	: you can view the photos you have taken here, save them on your
    	  memory card, or delete them so you can take new photos
    	: NOTE - photos are a great way to make some extra cash, show 
    	  them to a photo evaluator to sell them
          - EXTRAS
    	: Bonus art
    	: View Larry's costumes and girls
    	: Bonus options (naughty and nude modes)
    	: Game credits
    
    X - activates objects, searches for money/secret tokens
    
    Circle - examines objects
    
    Triangle - when your confidence is high, you can pose for people. Press the
    	   button to start the mini-game. There will be a sequence of buttons
    	   you have to press before time runs out. If you do it quickly enough,
    	   this will maintain your confidence level.
    
    
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    [GAM] Game Section
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    You will need to play all of the following games at least once or twice
    in order to advance in the game.
    
    
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    |Whack-A-Pole |
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    " In this version of whack-a-pole, you move larry's hands up and down, keeping 
    the ball in play. each volley gets you closer to the goal, indicated by the 
    size of his in-dick-ator. ring the bell for a confidence boost. yes, this is 
    how larry jerks off."
    
    This game is pretty simple, all you need to do is control the hands by moving 
    up and down. You must make sure the ball is kept in play, the longer it is kept
    in play, the longer the pole grows. When the pole is long enough, the bell will
    ring and you will have won the game! If you win, you will get an increase in 
    your confidence. With a perfect score, you will also get some scret tokens. 
    However, if you lose, your confidence will decrease.
    
    
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    |Sperm Game |
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    I call this game the sperm game. You control a swimming sperm, and need to hit
    as many green smiley icons as you can. Try and avoid the red icons. There is a 
    heart on the left side, which measures your life. If you hit too many red 
    icons, you will lose the game. It is also harder to control the sperm when 
    you are drunk. 
    
    Later on in the game, there will also be beer mugs and glasses. When you hit 
    these icons, you will become more drunk. Hitting a coffee icon will make you 
    slightly more sober. There are also bomb icons which will destroy the icons 
    in front of it. Snowflake icons will freeze the sperm for awhile so that 
    you cannot control it. 
    
    If you lose the game, and choose to play again, you will automatically urinate
    all of your booze out. This is an advantage with girls such as Luba, where you 
    have to start the sperm game semi-drunk. This means that in the second game, 
    you will start the game totally sober.
    
    
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    |Correct buttons! |
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    This game is fairly simple, all you need to do is to hit the buttons as they 
    appear on screen. If you don't hit any wrong buttons, you will get a perfect 
    score. Dollar signs will also appear occasionaly, if you hit those, you will
    get some money, but most likely will also score a miss.
    
    
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    |Dancing/Trampoline |
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    In dancing/trampoline games you have to press the correct buttons when the 
    icons pass into the circle. If you miss the timimg too many times, your heart
    score will be lowered. To get a perfect score, don't miss any icons!
    
    
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    |Quarters |
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    For quarters, you and your opponent have to take turns throwing a coin into
    a glass. Every time you manage to get the coin into the glass, your opponent
    has to take a drink. The first person who can get the opponent completely 
    drunk wins.
    
    In order to get the coin in the glass, pull the analog stick back and then
    push it forward. Occasionally, you will see some money on the table. If you 
    hit the money, you will win it, but then you will lose your turn.
    
    
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    |Slaps |
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    In this game, you and your opponent take turns slapping each others hands. 
    When it is your opponent's turn to slap, there's usually some kind of signal 
    when they're about to make their move (eg. a shake of their body, etc). When
    you see this signal, press the square button.
    
    When it's your turn to slap, press the circle button as many times as you can.
    You can also press the square button simultaneously to fake out your opponent.
    If she gets tricked, press the square button as soon as she puts her hands back
    into play. 
    
    The person whose hurt meter fills up the fastest is the loser.
    
    
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    |Photos |
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    You need to take 6 photos of the person you are aiming at. Each model generally
    has a specfic part of the body that you will get higher points if you aim at, 
    eg (the face, butt, etc.). The Super Lens Camera, which you can get from one of
    the lights near the Swingles stage, is a must for this game.
    
    The left analog stick moves Larry around, the right one rotates the view, the 
    up button zooms in on the subject. X button takes the shots.
    
    
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    [INT] Intro
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    As the game begins, we see Larry Lovage Walking around the campus. He gets 
    invited to parties, hot girls are hitting on him...but you know this is just 
    to good to be true, right? Well, it turns out that he's dreaming! When he wakes
    up, he turns on the TV, and finds out that there's going to be a reality 
    dating show, where 3 girls compete against each other for a change to date a 
    guy. So of course, being a chip off the old block from his Uncle Larry, he 
    decides to join the competition.
    
    Here is where the tutorial from Uncle Larry begins..all you need to do is some 
    simple stuff like turning on the radio, etc. After the tutorial ends, examine 
    the bed twice to find ten secret tokens.
    
    If you turn on the tv, you can play a game called whack-a-pole (see games 
    section). Once you get bored of your room, it's time to head outside and meet
    some girls!
    
    
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    [WAL] Walkthrough
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    Well, you need to start finding girls to hit on, so let's jump straight into
    the first girl. After you step out of your room, there will be a Swingles
    cut scene showing you what places you can access at this point in time; 
    the Greek Quad, the Dorm Hall and the Main Campus.
    
    
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    Girl 1: Sally Mae
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    After you step outside of your room, head to the right. There's a girl dressed
    like a farm girl, standing at the lounge area. Talk to her to begin the first
    chat game.
    
    For each perfect game, you'll get 5% confidence and 5 secret tokens.
    For a win, you get 5% confidence.
    If you lose, your confidence will decrease by 10%.
    
    
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    |Picking up Girls 101: Sally Mae |
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    "Smooth talkin's the name of the game. Try to keep your heart meter full by 
     hitting the GREEN icons and avoiding the RED hazards. Don't be afraid to hit 
     a few hazards though, sometimes being bad can be fun!"
    
    Refer to Sperm game
    
    
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    |Mixin' It Up 102: Sally Mae |
     ----------------------------
    
    Activate Mixed Drinks Station for part 2
    
    "Time to mix up some Grade A panty-peeler. As a button appears, hit it before 
     it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to make something she'll 
     consider tasty."
    
    Refer to Correct Buttons
    
    
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    |Picking up Girls 103: Sally Mae |
     --------------------------------
    
    Talk to Sally Mae for part 3
    
    "Nuthin' like a little social lubricant to get the conversation going. 
     Remember: YOU ARE A COUNTRY MUSIC PROMOTER. Don't get caught in a lie."
    
    Refer to Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Boogie 104: Sally Mae |
     ----------------------
    
    Talk to Sally Mae for part 4
    
    "Show 'em who can boogie. Follow the girl's lead by pressing the proper button 
     sequence at the appropriate time. When she calls out "BUTTON", press X."
    
    Refer to Dancing/Trampoline
    
    
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    |Picking Up Girls 105: Sally Mae |
     --------------------------------
    
    "A little drink...a little dancin'...now just a little smooth-talkin' should 
     seal the deal. Now don't let her get away."
    
    Refer to Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Quarters 106: Sally Mae |
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    "Quarters. The favorite college pastime...after studying, of course. Pull your
     left analog stick back to start your throw and push it forward to follow 
     through. First one to get smashed loses."
    
    Refer to Quarters
    
    
    After you finish the last step, you will get a cut scene and then you will 
    receive her token of affection - a cowboy hat.
    
    
    
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    Girl 2: Ione
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    Now that you've finished with Sally Mae, it's time to find the second girl!
    Head towards the same direction as Sally Mae, and walk a bit further on. Take
    the staircase leading downwards. Once you're outside, there will be a cutscene
    with the Swingles host, Uma. After it's over, knock over the light towards the 
    back of the stage. You will receive the Super Lens Camera, with which you can 
    zoom in and out when taking photos. There are some secret tokens by the 
    Swingles van.
    
    Head towards the library and look for Ione. She's sitting at a table.
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 101: Ione |
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    "Who's this? She's no beauty, but she's got potential. She's smart. Right? And
     maybe she's got a great personality. Maybe a good old crank phone call will 
     ease her out of her shell."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Boogie 102: Ione |
     -----------------
    
    "Looks like there's only one way you're getting that cognac. Luckly you're a
     HUGE Akshaye Khanna fan. Too bad the Commissar prefers Sanjay Dutt! (We never
     said this would be easy). Dance like the wind!"
    
    You need to look for the commissar who has the bottle of cognac. He's easy to 
    find, just look in the Greek Quad for a bum. Talking to him will activate the..
    
    Dancing Game
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 103: Ione |
     ---------------------------
    
    "You know the way to the heart of those bookish babes: poetry. You know a few
     poems. Limericks, really; but how hard can it be to write a poem?"
    
    Once you've gotten the bottle of cognac from the commissar, go back to the Dorm
    Rooms to Ione's room (it's the one with lights around the door). Talk to Ione.
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Quarters 104: Ione |
     -------------------
    
    Activate Ione to play..
    
    "Quarters. The favorite college pastime...after studying, of course. Pull your
     left analog stick back to start your throw and push it forward to follow 
     through. First one to get smashed loses."
    
    Quarters Game
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 105: Ione |
     ---------------------------
    
    Ione is back in her room. Go there to continue the next stage.
    
    "It looks like the foundation is there with Ione, it just needs a little 
     touching up. Maybe if you subtly suggest a makeover you can help turn this 
     ugly duckling into a beautiful swan."
    
    Sperm Game
    
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    |Makeovers 106: Ione |
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    You need to have 5 dollars before you start this part of the game.
    
    "Eat your heart out, Oprah! As a button appears, hit it before it goes away. 
     Finish with five or fewer mistakes to win."
    
    Correct Buttons!
    
    
    After you finish this section, you will get her token of affection which is the
    Teddy Bear Head.
    
    
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    Girl 3: Analisa
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    If you've done the first stage of Swingles, the following places are available
    to visit:
    
    Nice Streets, Power Station, Sorority House
    
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    |Picking up girls 101: Analisa |
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    Look for Analisa standing somewhere in the Greek Quad.
    
    "Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me? Perhaps this little slice of
     Sicily might be interested in sampling your salami."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Quarters 102: Analisa |
     ----------------------
    
    Talk to Analisa to activate the next game.
    
    "Drinking is fun. Pull your left analog stick back to start your throw and push 
     it forward to follow through. Make sure you do a nice, straight throw."
    
    Quarters Game
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 103: Analisa |
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    You need 10 dollars to get into the Frat House which is where Analisa is.
    
    "Let's face it: you and Analisa have about as much in common as prosciutto
     and spray cheese. But maybe if you can find some common ground she'll let you
     have a little bite. Maybe..."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Bouncy Bouncy 104: Analisa |
     ---------------------------
    
    "Trampoline games! The next big fad to hit the nation! If you're good enough,
     Analisa just might bounce right into your arms. Don't lose too much clothing,
     though, or she'll dump you like a moldy lump of mozzarella!"
    
    Dancing/Trampoline
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 105: Analisa |
     ------------------------------
    
    This stage begins automatically after you finish the previous one.
    
    "You're doin' good. It looks like the only thing standing between you and
     Analisa is Daddy. And he can't be so bad. Right?"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Avoidance 106: Analisa |
     -----------------------
    
    This stage begins automatically after you finish the previous one.
    
    "Looks like you're about to be on the receiving end of an old-fashioned
     Sicilian beating, courtesy of the goons on Mr. Gambozinni's payroll. Get
     Larry to the exit safely before time runs out!"
    
    You need to get the 10 keys while avoided the guys chasing you. You can use 
    the cheese mummies to prevent them from catching you.
    
    
    After that, you will receive Analisa's token of affection which is - Fishpaper.
    
    
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    Girl 4: Zanna
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    |Picking up girls 201: Zanna |
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    Look for her at the Greek Quad, near the sorority house.
    
    "This little lamb looks lost. Look at her. All alone in a foreign land. Barely
     able to speak the language. You know what that's like: you've been to West
     Virginia. Why don't you show her some American hospitality?"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Avoidance 202: Zanna |
     ---------------------
    
    All the INS agents are chasing you because they want to deport Zanna. Get all
    of the keys, use the cheese mummies to distract the agents, and head aim for
    the Main Campus once you have collected the keys. Don't use any cheese mummies
    if you want to get a perfect score.
    
    "Uh oh. Immigration evidently didn't approve Zanna's student visa! Keep your
     eyes open for the INS files, collect them, and get the two of you safely to 
     the exit!"
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 203: Zanna |
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    Go back to the Greek Quad to activate the next part of the game. She's standing
    on the porch of the sorority house.
    
    "What's that Zanna up to? Could it be she's a spy? Well, Agent Lovage, will 
     this be 'The Sky Who Loved Me' or 'A View To a Kill?'"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Quarters 204: Zanna |
     --------------------
    
    It costs you 5 dollars to play quarters with Zanna.
    
    "Wow, check out the tolerance on that babe. Pull back the right distance to wind
     up, then push forward the right distance to throw. Make sure you do a nice, 
     straight throw."
    
    Quarters Game
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 205: Zanna |
     ----------------------------
    
    She's standing inside the sorority house. You need to buy the snazzy suit from
    the guy standing outside the frat house before you can start the next step.
    
    "Zanna's taken you back to her place. Things seem to be going good. Let's just 
     hope there's not a communcation breakdown."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Trampoline 206: Pride on the Line |
     ----------------------------------
    
    Automatically, you'll be brought to the next game. If you're too drunk,
    exit after the first loss, buy some coffee and sober up, then try again!
    
    "Like most foreigners she talks a big game, but can she back it up? Expose her
     gargantuan communist jugs for what they are! Just try to keep your clothes on 
     in the process, okay? U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!"
    
    Dancing/Trampoline
    
    Zanna's token of affection is a Jar of Borscht.
    
    
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    Girl 5: Harriet
    ===============================================================================
    After 2 rounds of swingles, the art gallery, lab and crappy streets are now
    available.
    
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    |Picking up girls 201: Harriet |
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    She's standing in front of the library, near the bull.
    
    "I've heard about band girls! They're suppoed to be total freaks! A few smooth
     words and soon you'll be making beautiful music together. Avoid hazards."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Slaps 202: Harriet |
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    Don't let her hit you at all to get a perfect score.
    
    "She's thrown down the gauntlet! The circle button powers up your meter before
     you strike. Press X to slap at your opponent (while on offense) and dodge their
     attacks (while on defense). You can performed fakes by tapping X or pressing
     Square."
    
    Slaps
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 203: Harriet |
     ------------------------------
    
    Meet her at the Dance Club on the Nice Streets.
    
    "As the two young lovebirds head off on their romantic date, we must ponder
     the immortal question: Is there any girl too boring and scary for even Larry
     to hit on?"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 204: Harriet |
     ------------------------------
    
    Automatically, the next stage will begin after you've won the previous one.
    
    "Places, people...places...Looks like Walnut Log's cheering section's in a 
     jam. Who else is better qualified to jump around and dance like an idiot
     than you?"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |School spirit 205: Harriet |
     ---------------------------
    
    You need to find 8 people to spread the school spirit to. You have to pass 
    Harriet in order to gather the school spirit, and then you have a limited 
    amount of time to find someone to spread the spirit. If you take too long, you 
    will have to pass Harriet again in order to get more school spirit.
    
    "Pass by the Band Geek to get your school spirit up, then share the love when
     near other students with X. If you take too long, you'll lose your school 
     spirit and irritate them instead. Get at least 10 students fired up to win."
    
    
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    |Spanking 206: Harriet |
     ----------------------
    
    Automatically, the next stage will begin after you've won the previous one.
    
    "who doesn't like a little light S&M? As a button appears, hit it before it 
     goes away. Finish with 5 or fewer mistakes to make Twiggy her master."
    
    Correct Buttons!
    
    Harriet's token of affection is a Jaw Harp
    
    
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    Girl 6: Luba
    ===============================================================================
    
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    |Picking up girls 201: Luba |
     ---------------------------
    
    Go out through the doors near the Swingles stage. She can be found in the
    Power Station Dance Club. You need to be drunk in order to chat with her.
    Note: If you lose the first game, you'll be totally sober for the second game.
    
    "Everyone in Walnut Log knows about Luba. She's the community bike. Everybody's
     had a ride; except you, of course. But now that you've finally mustered the
     courage to talk to her, maybe she'll let you take her for a spin."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Trampoline 202: Luba |
     ---------------------
    
    Meet Luba by the trampolines at the main area.
    
    "Wow, I bet she bounces well! Follow your opponent's lead by pressing the 
     proper button sequence at the appropriate time."
    
    Dancing/Trampoline
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 203: Luba |
     ---------------------------
    
    Luba is back at the club once again.
    
    "Time to belly up the bar and try again. She let you have a bounce...on the 
     trampoline, but that's a start. Right? You know what they say, 'If at first
     you don't succeed, try, try again.'"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Drink mixin 204: Luba |
     ----------------------
    
    Sober up for this part. Activate the drink station to start the game.
    
    "This is a woman who knows her alcohol. As a button appears, hit it before
     it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to make something strong
     enough for her taste."
    
    Correct buttons!
    
    
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    |Quarters 205: Luba |
     -------------------
    
    "If any girl can drink you under the table, she's the one. Pull back the right 
     distance to wind up, then push forward the right distance to throw. Make sure
     you do a nice, straight throw."
    
    Quarters
    
    
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    |Picking up girls 206: Luba |
     ---------------------------
    
    This game will begin straight after the previous one.
    
    "Finally! You've got her right where you want her. What could go wrong now?"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
    Now you can get her token of affection which is the Beer Bong.
    
    
    
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    Girl 7: Koko
    ===============================================================================
    
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    |Picking up girls 401: Koko |
     ---------------------------
    
    She's the mime standing at the Nice Streets. 
    
    "Hasn't everyone always dreamed about one day dating a clown?"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Mime Time 402: Koko |
     --------------------
    
    Starts automatically.
    
    "Pass by the clown girl to learn secret mime techniques. Press X when near 
     passersby to impress them. But mime is hard. So get off quickly, before you 
     forget! Get at least 12 people cheering your act to win."
    
    
    Impress 12 people with mime skills
    
    
     ---------------------------
    |Picking up girls 403: Koko |
     ---------------------------
    
    She's working at the Art Gallery serving coffee. If you're drunk, buy some 
    coffee from the vending machine near the railroad crossing first.
    
    "Is fine literature the key to this pale beauty's heart?"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ----------------
    |Photo 404: Koko |
     ----------------
    
    Use your camera to take photos of Koko. Zoom in on her face, try only to take
    the photos if there are many lights lit up above the screen. 
    
    "It's a bit surreal for your taste, but if you get her some good photos, she
     may give you a taste."
    
    
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    |Painting 405: Koko |
     -------------------
    
    You need 5 dollars for "art supplies" to play this game. Find her in the
    Art Classroom.
    
    "Koko wants to see more of your artistic side. Maybe then you'll get to see 
     her NAKED side, heh, heh...ahem. As a button appears, hit it before it goes
     away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to complete your masterpiece."
    
    Correct buttons!
    
    
     ---------------------------
    |Picking up girls 406: Koko |
     ---------------------------
    
    "You've wooed her with your French-seeming ways. Now reel her in."
    
    Sperm game
    
    
    Koko's token of affection is a Jumbo Weiner
    
    
    ===============================================================================
    Girl 8: Beatrice
    ===============================================================================
    
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    |Picking up Girls 301: Professor Robensenito |
     --------------------------------------------
    She can be found in the lab, which is inside the library. When you enter the 
    library, it's on the left. You need to be wearing the Geek Outfit, which can
    be purchased from the Librarian.
    
    "You always hear about professors fooling around with hot young studs in their
     classes. Let's give it a try."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Feeding Time 302: Stuff The Monkeys |
     ------------------------------------
    Monkey Feeding Room - room next to Beatrice's office
    
    Don't miss any to get perfect score.
    
    This time, feeding your monkey is not a euphenism! Run between the four rows,
    press X to toss a bowl at a monkey before they reach the end of the row. Be
    sure to grab the empties, avoid the shit and don't litter. Clear five waves
    and you win!
    
    Bartending
    
    
     ----------------------
    |Quarters 303: Leopold |
     ----------------------
    
    Talk to Beatrice
    
    "Show the monkey a good time. Pull back the right distance to wind up, then 
    push forward the right distance to throw. Make sure you do a nice, straight 
    throw."
    
    Quarters Game
    
    
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    |Picking up Girls 304: Professor Robensenito |
     --------------------------------------------
    
    "Wow, being all smart and shit is hard work. Maybe now's a good chance to
     talk to her."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Picking up Girls 305: Professor Robensenito |
     --------------------------------------------
    Automatic.
    
    "Ok, this is just too weird."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
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    |Banana Appeal 306: Leopold |
     ---------------------------
    Automatic
    
    "In this version of Whack-a-Pole, you move the Monkey-Larry's hands up and 
     down, keeping the ball in play. Each volley puts more pressure on the banana 
     to shoot it out at the Brain-Exchanging Machine. Good thing this monkey has 
     been 'working out'."
    
    Whack-a-pole
    
    Professor's token of affection - Colobus Sample
    
    
    ===============================================================================
    Girl 9: Charlotte
    ===============================================================================
    
    She only becomes available after you finish Beatrice.
    
     --------------------------------
    |Picking up girls 301: Charlotte |
     --------------------------------
    
    She's at the Main Campus - the annoying girl with the speaker.
    
    "It's time to build a wheelchair ramp to her heart. Some civil disobedience
    should do the trick."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ----------------------
    |Fliers 302: Charlotte |
     ----------------------
    
    "Press the X to pass out a flier. Don't waste any and DON'T let anyone litter
     (you can chase down fliers instead of waiting for them). Clear four waves and
     you win!"
    
    Bartending
    
    
     --------------------------------
    |Picking up girls 303: Charlotte |
     --------------------------------
    
    "Charlotte sees a born leader in you. Speak to the people!"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     -------------------------
    |Vandalism 304: Charlotte |
     -------------------------
    
    You need to pay her 10 dollars in order to play this game.
    
    "It's tradition at Walnut Log to paint the bull statue as a sign of wacky
    student protest. Most people paint the side, but that's got too much bird 
    doo-doo on it. Icky"
    
    Correct Buttons!
    
    
     --------------------------------
    |Picking up girls 305: Charlotte |
     --------------------------------
    
    "Once again, looks like Charlotte's got a plan. it also looks like there's 
     doughnuts!"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ----------------------------
    |Avoidance 306: Free Leopold |
     ----------------------------
    
    You need to collect all the 37 keys, while avoiding the people chasing you.
    
    "Quick! Get the key to open the exit and get away with your primate friend in
     tow. Watch out for the guards. Damn the Man! Power to the Primates!"
    
    Charlotte's toke of affection - Das Kapital
    
    ===============================================================================
    Girl 10: Tilly
    ===============================================================================
    
     ----------------------------
    |Picking up girls 401: Tilly |
     ----------------------------
    
    She can be found in the Greek Quad. You need to be wearing the suit. This game
    is not easy, as there are many glasses of beer all over!
    
    "Could an upper-class broad like this every love a loveable loser like Larry?
     Doubtful. But give it a try."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     -----------------
    |Photo 402: Scott |
     -----------------
    
    Sober up before this part of game. You can buy coffee from the vending machine 
    outside the library. Take photos of Scott (standing upstairs in the frat 
    building) when he poses. You seem to get a higher score if you zoom in on his 
    butt and take a photo. Don't stand too close to him otherwise he will beat you
    up, and you will have lost the game. Use your Super Lens Camera to your 
    advantage!
    
    "You said you wanted to take pictures of naked people. You probably should have
     specified a gender."
    
    
     ----------------------------
    |Picking up girls 403: Tilly |
     ----------------------------
    
    She'll be in her office at the sorority.
    
    "You've always wanted to be used for your body. Looks like this might be your
     chance."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     -----------------------
    |Peeing 404: sweetwater |
     -----------------------
    
    Go to the Art Gallery (Nice Streets) and talk to Tilly. You need to pee on at
    least 9 out of the 11 paintings to win. If you run out of pee, you can get more
    water near the drinks table on the lower ground. Sweetwater will not chase you
    when you are upstairs.
    
    "Stain the reputation of Asst Dean Abrahamson by defiling as many paintings
     as possible, but watch out for that notorious art-loving pimp, Sweetwater!
     Use Square to pee and don't forget to shake!"
    
    
     ----------------------------
    |Picking up girls 405: Tilly |
     ----------------------------
    
    This game starts automatically after the completion of the previous one.
    
    "You know, for once it would be nice if larry could hit on a girl without a 
     series of blatant lies. Maybe next time. This time, its Rathgar."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ---------------------
    |Avoidance 406: Tilly |
     ---------------------
    
    Pick up all the 25 icons, while avoiding the guys chasing you. Drop the cheese
    mummies when needed. She's at the Crappy Streets.
    
    "Gather up the parts of Assistant Dean Abrahamson's machine for Tilly in order
     to activate the exit. Time is short and security guards are everywhere. 
     Good luck!"
    
    
    Tilly's token of affection for you is the Charred Skull.
    
    
    ===============================================================================
    Girl 11: Morgan
    ===============================================================================
    
    
     -------------------------
    |Mixin' it up 501: Morgan |
     -------------------------
    
    She's standing near the mural at the library, talk to her, then head over to 
    the drinks counter on the ground floor. It will cost you 15 dollars in exotic
    blends to build the perfect brew for her.
    
    "Mocha frappa what? As a button appears, hit it before it goes away. Finish 
     with five or fewer mistakes to be the barista of her dreams."
    
    Correct buttons!
    
    
     -----------------------------
    |Picking up girls 502: Morgan |
     -----------------------------
    
    Buy the geeky outfit plus accessories from the librarian before you can talk to
    Morgan.
    
    "Morgan is known as the coolest of the nerds. Who wouldn't want a girl who 
     plays video games?"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     -----------------------------
    |Picking up girls 503: Morgan |
     -----------------------------
    
    This game starts automatically after the completion of the previous one.
    
    "You'd think she'd be smart enough to stay away from Larry's room. We all make 
     mistakes."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ------------------
    |Slaps 504: Morgan |
     ------------------
    
    This game starts automatically after the completion of the previous one.
    
    "Morgan loves to strip! The circle button powers up your meter before
     you strike. Press X to slap at your opponent (while on offense) and dodge their
     attacks (while on defense). You can performed fakes by tapping X or pressing
     Square."
    
    Slaps
    
    
     -----------------------------
    |Picking up girls 505: Morgan |
     -----------------------------
    
    This game starts automatically after the completion of the previous one.
    
    "What's the most intimate act you can perform with a girl like this?"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ----------------------
    |Streaking 506: Morgan |
     ----------------------
    This game starts automatically after the completion of the previous one.
    
    This game is slightly harder. You have to streak past 16 people. It's not that
    simple, though. You need to avoid all the guys, and can only offend people
    if your body is directly facing them.
    
    "Morgan wants to streak...so guess what...you're streaking! Streak the 
     students on the green, but be careful. Security would love nothing more
     than to pound the stuffing out of you."
    
    Morgan's token of affection is a Dice Bag.
    
    
    ===============================================================================
    Girl 12: Bilzarbra
    ===============================================================================
    
     --------------------------------
    |Picking up girls 301: Bilzarbra |
     --------------------------------
    
    You can find her in the Plaid Mart at the Crappy Streets. You need to wear the
    Preppy Suit.
    
    "Hey, check out the hottie in line at the checkout."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     -----------------------------
    |Getting pissy 302: Bilzarbra |
     -----------------------------
    
    This part will begin straight after you finish the first stage.
    
    "How dare that Bavarian Boy-Toy refuse you entrance? As a button appears, hit it
     before it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to show him."
    
    Correct buttons
    
    
     --------------------------------
    |Picking up girls 303: Bilzarbra |
     --------------------------------
    
    It will cost you 10 dollars to take her on a hot date.
    
    "Wow, a real date. With a hottie this time! I'm sure you two will find lots to
     talk about."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ---------------------
    |Photo 304: Blizarbra |
     ---------------------
    
    "Take some good head shots, and then maybe she'll give you some...Yeah, I
     think you know where this is going. Try and get at least 3 lights before you
     take the photo."
    
    Meet Blizarbra at the Art Classroom. Take 6 pictures of her. Remember to zoom
    in all the way using your Super Lens.
    
    
     --------------------------------
    |Picking up Girls 305: Bilzarbra |
     --------------------------------
    
    This game starts automatically after the previous one.
    
    "Finally! You've been trying to get a girl to read your porn script for years 
     now."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ---------------------
    |Drama 306: Bilzarbra |
     ---------------------
    
    "Time to impress her with your knowledge of porn positions. As a button appears,
     hit it before it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to win."
    
    Correct buttons
    
    
    You get a Signed Glossy from Bilzarbra as a token of affection.
    
    ===============================================================================
    Girl 13: Lesbian Ione
    ===============================================================================
    
     --------------------------
    |Bartending 401: Spartacus |
     --------------------------
    
    You must be wearing the Cool Suit. Talk to the guy at the gay bar to start the 
    game.
    
    "People love alcohol! Run between the four rows, press X to toss a beer at a
     patron before they reach the end of the row. Be sure to grab the empties, 
     avoid the dildos and don't litter. Clear four waves and you win!"
    
    
     -------------------------------
    |Picking up people 402: Mystery |
     -------------------------------
    
    "A gay bar's a great place to pick up chicks! Right? Isn't it? Really? Shoot."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ---------------------------
    |Picking up girls 403: Ione |
     ---------------------------
    
    This stage begins automatically after the previous one.
    
    "AAAAAAHHHH! She's back! It's going to take more than just talking to resolve
     this one."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     -------------------
    |Boogie 404: Helmut |
     -------------------
    
    Talk to Ione to start the next stage.
    
    "Maybe Helmut can make you happy. Follow his lead by pressing the proper button
     sequence at the appropriate time. When he calls out "Button", press X."
    
    Dancing/Trampoline
    
    
     ---------------------------
    |Picking up girls 405: Ione |
     ---------------------------
    
    "You must express your true feelings to her!"
    
    Sperm game
    
    
     -------------------------
    |Streaking 406: Spartacus |
     -------------------------
    
    This stage begins automatically after the previous one. Run past 10 people in 
    the gay bar, while avoiding Helmut.
    
    "It's a long-standing tradition that all newly outed gays have to streak
     Spartacus. Watch out for Helmut! He gets a little too excited at these things.
     Show all of them your stuff and then find the glowing exit to win."
    
    
    Ione's second token of affection is a Double Dong.
    
    
    ===============================================================================
    Girl 14: Barbara Jo
    ===============================================================================
    
     ---------------------------------
    |Picking up girls 501: Barbara Jo |
     ---------------------------------
    
    Find her in the sorority. You need to be wearing the preppy outfit.
    
    "Wow, you've always wanted to talk to Barbara Jo. She's the captain of the
     cheerleading team and the most popular girl in school. It would be an honor 
     to be rejected by a creature of such beauty."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ------------------------------
    |Bouncy Bouncy 502: Barbara Jo |
     ------------------------------
    
    "Chicks dig coordinated dudes. Show Barbara Jo how together you are as you go
     head-to-head with a little up-and-down action."
    
    Dancing/Trampoline
    
    
     ---------------------------------
    |Picking up Girls 503: Barbara Jo |
     ---------------------------------
    
    Go back to your room and use the phone to prank call Barbara Jo.
    
    "It's time for one of Larry's patented prank phone calls. This calls for some
     extra help."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     ----------------------------
    |Wet T-Shirt 504: Barbara Jo |
     ----------------------------
    
    Now, go back to the sorority to pick up Barbara Jo. It will cost you 15 
    dollars to take her on a hot date.
    
    Wet 8/8 girls to get a perfect score.
    
    "You've finally got Barbara Jo out on a classy date. Impress the lady by 
     getting at least 5 girls soaking wet. Don't let your water gun go empty!"
    
    
     ---------------------------------
    |Picking up girls 505: Barbara Jo |
     ---------------------------------
    
    She's back in the sorority house.
    
    "OK, so things aren't going perfectly with BJ. But you've still got some
     tricks up your sleeves."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     -------------------------
    |Quarters 506: Barbara Jo |
     -------------------------
    
    You have to pay 15 dollars to play this game. This game begins automatically
    after the previous one.
    
    "Pull back the right distance to wind up, then push forward the right 
     distance to throw. Make sure you do a nice, straight throw."
    
    Quarters
    
    
    You get some School Panties as Barbara Jo's token of affection.
    
    
    ===============================================================================
    Girl 15: Suzi
    ===============================================================================
    
     --------------------------
    |Photography: Extra Credit |
     --------------------------
    She's in the VIP Room in the dance club. Before you can enter, you have to 
    help Lucius's brother, Julius. He's the bouncer at Fat Sam's Titty City. He
    wants you to take photos of Helmut who's at the gay bar. 
    
    "See, really, this is a game about caring for people and learning to be a 
    positive member of the community. In that vein, take pictures of this guy's
    massive genital package."
    
    You need a whopping score of 350 in order to win this game. After you win, you 
    gain entrance to Fat Sam's Titty City.
    
    
     --------------------------------
    |Handshake of doom: Extra Credit |
     --------------------------------
    
    "As Lucius shows you the secret handshake, repeat each move to gain acceptance 
    into the hallowed halls of the ultra-elite.
    
    Dancing/Trampoline
    
    
     ---------------------------
    |Picking up girls 501: Suzi |
     ---------------------------
    
    She's standing near the jukebox, inside the VIP dance club. You need to be 
    wearing the cool suit.
    
    "She looks like a tough rocker chick. Just play it cool, daddy-o.
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     -----------------
    |Tapper 502: Suzi |
     -----------------
    
    This game begins automatically after the previous one.
    
    "Get some people for your gig! Run between the four rows, press X to toss a
     flier at a student before they reach the end of the row. Be sure to grab the
     paper airplanes, avoid the rocks and don't litter. Clear four waves and you 
     win!"
    
    
     ---------------------------
    |Picking up girls 503: suzi |
     ---------------------------
    
    "Abrahamson's cracking down on rock. If only there was a way to take him down
     a peg..."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     --------------------
    |Rock out! 504: Suzi |
     --------------------
    
    "And you thought all of those keytar lessons you took as a kid were worthless.
     Give your all for the Streetbirds, and Suzi may show you a little appreciation 
     backstage."
    
    She does not yell out directions, so you need to focus more on the signs as
    they appear on the bottom. 
    
    Correct buttons
    
    
     ---------------------------
    |Picking up girls 505: Suzi |
     ---------------------------
    
    "The Streetbirds are a hit! Now's the time to strike it rich!"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
     -------------------
    |Spanking 506: Suzi |
     -------------------
    
    "Woo hoo! Slap that ass just right, and she'll be yours forever. As a button
     appears, hit it before it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to 
     keep her happy."
    
    This game is really fast, and you might have to select the easier option
    after losing three times before you can win.
    
    Correct buttons
    
    
    Her token of affection is a Brass Knuckles
    
    
    ===============================================================================
    [SWI] Swingles Games
    ===============================================================================
    
    Each time you get two tokens of affection, you can play the next part of
    the swingles game.
    
    Perfect game - 20% confidence and 5 secret tokens
    Win - 20% confidence
    
     --------------------------
    |Trampoline 199: Swingles! |
     --------------------------
    
    "Apparently Uma's decided you're not a total scumbag, 'cause here comes your 
     big break. Out-tramp the babe over here and you're in the running to be on 
     Swingles. Screw up and you're the campus pariah until you get it right."
    
    Dancing/Trampoline
    
    
     ----------------------
    |Boogie 299: Swingles! |
     ----------------------
    
    "You know the drill. You'll have to really impress Uma if you want to stay in 
     the running to be on Swingles, and other chicks on campus aren't going to 
     have much to do with you until you can prove yourself here. Good luck!"
    
    Dancing/Trampoline
    
    
     -----------------------------
    |Clear the Set 399: Swingles! |
     -----------------------------
    
    You need to chase all the prostitutes that have gathered around the swingles
    set by passing insults to their prospective customers. Make sure that none of 
    the none of the women are within earshot.
    
    "Pass by Uma to get a really mean insult, then deliver it to each John with X.
     If you take too long, Larry forgets what to say. Get rid of all 8 eager patrons
     to win. Don't let the Ho's hear you talkin' smack or it's lights out."
    
    
    After winning, the sorority president's office becomes available.
    
    
     ----------------------
    |Wetness 499: Swingles |
     ----------------------
    
    This is a wet-t shirt contest. It's pretty simple, just aim the white dot at 
    the girls - make sure their hands are not covering their boobs. Hit 10/10 for 
    a perfect score.
    
    The right analog moves your gun around, press triangle, square, circle or X 
    to shoot the gun.
    
    "Uma's giving you another chance to show the world you're Swingles material.
     You'll need to use your sharp-shootin' skills to get at least 7 girls wet.
     Don't let your water gun run dry, Tex."
    
    After winning, Fat Sam's Titty City becomes available.
    
    
     ---------------------------------------
    |On the show: Talkin' it up on swingles |
     ---------------------------------------
    
    "It's the big night...the night you're on the air with three lucious ladies.
     Show 'em what you've got, tiger!"
    
    Sperm Game
    
    After you finish this game, talk to one of the girls to eliminate them from
    the competition. Then, the next stage will begin.
    
    
     ---------------------------------
    |Boogie 599: Sexy Swingle Dancing |
     ---------------------------------
    
    "You're almost there! Only one more challenge to go, then you're off to do a 
     private dance called the 'horizontal mambo' with the gorgeous babe of your 
     choice!"
    
    Dancing/Trampoline
    
    Pick another one of the girls to eliminate. Here is the ending you will get
    for each of the girls.
    
    Barbara Jo - Ending with boobies
    Morgan - Ending with love
    Suzi - Ending with pain
    
    You can buy the other endings from the Porn Fairy (he's standing in the little
    space at the Main Campus where you climb out from your window) after the 
    credits roll.
    
     --------------------------
    |Picking up Girls 601: Uma |
     --------------------------
    
    After the credits roll, speak to Uma for one last stage.
    
    "In this special director's cut, see how Larry and Uma first met. Oh, and hit
     icons and stuff."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
    ===============================================================================
    [SID] Side Quests
    ===============================================================================
    
    =======================
    [FRA] Frat Side Quest
    =======================
    
    For each of the frat side quests, talk to  Big Daddy War Pig, who's standing 
    near the bear rug to start the game. Each game costs 10 dollars.
    
     --------------------------
    |Bouncy Bouncy: DIO Rules! |
     --------------------------
    
    "Beat the sorority at their own game! Follow your opponent's lead by pressing 
     the proper button sequence at the appropriate time."
    
    Dancing/Trampoline
    
    
     ---------------------------
    |Mixin' it up: liquor party!|
     ---------------------------
    
    "Show the DIOs what you can do behind the bar! As a button appears, hit it 
     before it goes away. Finish with five or fewer mistakes to impress them 
     with your cock(tail)."
    
    Correct buttons!
    
    
     ----------------------------
    |Spread the love: frat party |
     ----------------------------
    
    "Get psyched! WOO! Grab 10 babes! WOO! Don't invite the dudes! WOO! Don't take 
    too long! woo!
    
    Run around and talk to 10 girls. You must do it when there are no guys standing
    near them. You need to keep returning to Big Daddy War Pig to get the 
    invitations from him.
    
    
     ------------------------
    |Avoidance: Panty raider |
     ------------------------
    
    Talk to Big Daddy War Pig. You will be then start the game in the sorority.
    Run upstairs and collect 30 panties. Make sure you avoid all the girls. Use 
    your cheese mummies when needed. After collecting all the panties, run 
    downstairs and out of the sorority.
    
    "You are on the most hallowed and respected of quests for the college male...
     the quest for the panties of sorority girls. Be fleet, and gather ye panties
     while ye may!
    
    
     -------------------------------
    |Streaking: Dingly Dangly Deeds |
     -------------------------------
    
    Streak past 15 people. Don't let the guys catch you, and remember to position
    yourself so that you're facing the people when you streak!
    
    "You crazy college kids and your crazy streaking. Just keep saying to 
    yourself...they're laughing with me, not at me."
    
    
    ========================================
    [COM] Commissar & Sweet Lou Side Quest
    ========================================
    
     --------------------------
    |Photography: Extra Credit |
     --------------------------
    
    Talk to the commissar who's at the crappy streets. He'll ask you to take photos
    of Sweet Lou for him. Judging by the game's description, I think you get a 
    higher score if you take zoomed in pictures of her ass.
    
     "Take some hot shots of Sweet Lou for the Commissar. Think happy thoughts. And 
     remember, he's an ass man born and raised."
    
    
     -------------------------------
    |Picking up girls: Extra Credit |
    --------------------------------
    
    Talk to the commissar outside the Plaid Mart again to activate the final part
    of this side quest.
    
    "The things you do for your friends. Give Sweet Lou the cookie without making 
     her think you're hitting on her. If you're having trouble resisting the urge 
     to woo, just look at her."
    
    Sperm Game
    
    
    ===========================
    [RUS] Russell Side Quest
    ===========================
    
    He's standing outside Ione and Luba's room at the Dorm Hall.
    
     -------------------
    |Makeovers: Russell |
     -------------------
    
    "Russell needs your help. Maybe this is the way to bury the hatchet with him. 
     As a button appears, hit it before it goes away. Make less than 5 mistakes to 
     win."
    
    Correct buttons!
    
    After you finish this side quest, he will be standing outside your room, and
    selling some items which you will need in order to get 100%.
    
    
    
    ==============================
    [SWE] Sweetwater Side Quest
    ==============================
    
     -----------------------------
    |Pimpin dem hos: Extra Credit |
     -----------------------------
    
    Find Sweetwater at the Crappy Streets. He needs you to find 12 ladies to come
    and work for him. Run around looking for these ladies, you need to keep coming
    back to Sweetwater to get the hat symbol above your head. You can only talk
    to the ladies when you have that symbol.
    
    "Get the good word from Sweetwater, then mack you bitch with X. If'n you be too
     tardy in yo mackin', the bitch get all up at you. Get Sweetwater 12 new hos to
     win."
    
    
    
    ==============================
    [POR] Porn Faerie Side Quest
    ==============================
    
    There's a picture by the peep hole near the sorority wall. Press X at the 
    picture and the you'll get a visit from the Porn Faerie. You have to find the
    Porn Fairy at this location before the other locations open up.
    
    There's another picture in the Main Hall (the place where you climb escape
    from your room after certain games)
    
    Look on the floor in the dance club's VIP room, near where Nigel is standing.
    - 5 secret tokens
    
    ? Room upstairs in sorority house - 15 secret tokens
    
    Near staircase of hotel (crappy streets) - Judd Nelsons phone number
    
    Magazine rack on right of library - Wings of Hermes
    
    Painting upstairs in art gallery - 20 secret tokens
    
    Back alley in crappy streets - Rick Allen's arm
    
    Art classroom near sketch board - money
    
    Nice streets near Koko & railroad - 10 secret tokens
    
    
    ===============================================================================
    [ITE] Items
    ===============================================================================
    
    Here is the list of items which you have to buy, and the places you can find
    them from. These items are a necessity if you want to obtain 100%. If I say
    that Nigel can be found at the art gallery, he's either on the right hand side
    of the art gallery, or inside the art gallery near the art classroom.
    
    
    Rear light near Swingles stage
    - Super Camera Lens
    
    
    Nigel (at the library)
    - Bonus Art 1		
    - Loading Screens 1
    - Strip Sally Mae	
    - Nude Sally Mae
    - Nude Ione
    
    
    Librarian (at the library)
    - Bar Diploma 
    - Geek Outfit 
    - Bow Tie 
    - Calculator Watch
    - Pocket Protector
    - Thick Glasses
    
    
    Vending Machine (library)
    - Springy Shoes		
    - Gauntlets		
    
    
    Vending Machine (dorm)
    - Dance Album		
    
    
    Ione and Luba's Room
    - Nail Clippers
    
    
    Vending Machine (Nice Streets)
    - Make Up Kit		
    - Prep Outfit		
    - Shoulder Sweater	
    - Beeper			
    - Expensive Watch		
    - Visor			
    
    
    Nigel (side of art gallery)
    - Bonus Art 2		
    - Loading Screens 2	
    - Naughty 1		
    - Nude Zanna
    - Nude Harriet
    
    
    Guy outside frat house
    - Tube of Lotion	
    - Snazzy Suit		
    - Formal Tie		
    - Fake Carnation	
    - Fake Mustache		
    - Snazzy Hat	
    
    	
    Vending Machine (crappy streets)
    - Invisible Box
    - Cool Outfit	
    - Bitchin' Gloves	
    - Pocket Chain		
    - Handlebar Heaven
    - Studly Hat		
    
    
    Nigel (crappy streets)
    - Bonus Art 3		
    - Loading Screens 3
    - Naughty 2	
    - Strip Bilzabra
    - Nude Bilzabra	
    - Nude Beatrice	
    - Nude Charlotte	
    
    
    Plaid Mart  
    - Baby Oil	
    - Squirt Gun		
    - Spanking Paddle
    
    
    Frat
    - Canadian Quarter 
    
    
    Porn Fairy (Library Magazine Rack)
    - Wings of Hermes
    
    
    Porn Fairy (back alley in the crappy streets)
    - Def Leppard arm
    
    
    Nigel (nice streets)
    - Strip Luba		
    - Strip Luba 2	
    - Nude Luba	
    
    
    Spartacus
    - Acting Video		
    - Twiggy Plus Doll
    
    
    Nigel (art gallery)
    - Bonus Art 4	
    - Loading Screens 4
    - Naughty 3	
    
    
    Russell (outside Larry's room)
    - Bonus art 6	
    - Nude others	
    - view others	
    
    
    Don Doken (Lefty's Too)
    - Mini paint roller
    
    
    Nigel (VIP dance room)
    - Loading Screens 5	
    - Bonus Art 5		
    - Naughty 4	
    - Strip Suzi		
    - Strip Suzi 2	
    - Nude Suzi	
    - Strip Barbara Jo
    - Nude Barbara Jo	
    - Strip Morgan	
    - Nude Morgan	
    
    
    Nigel - inside art gallery
    - Nude Tilly
    - Nude Koko		
    - Nude Lesbian Ione	
    
    
    Uncle Larry (Lefty's Too)
    - Everybody Naked (only available after end of game)
    
    
    Porn Fairy on Main Campus (only available after end of game)
    - Naughty 5
    - Naughty 6		
    - Bonus Art 7		
    - End With Love		
    - End With Pain	
    - End with Boobies
    
    
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    [MON] Money & Secret Tokens
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    During the whole game, constantly activate (press X) as many objects as you 
    can. The reason for this is that many objects contain hidden items such as
    secret tokens or money, which can be used to buy other things. Here is the list
    that I have found so far.
    
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    |Dorm Halls |
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    Werewolf Repellent - 1 dollar
    Fire Extinguisher - 1 secret token
    Anal plugs - 1 dollar 
    The Zieglers - 5 dollars
    Crime Scene - 10 secret tokens
    Microwave - 1 secret token
    Front Desk - 3 Secret Tokens 
    Billboard downstairs - 1 dollar
    
    
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    |Main Campus |
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    Swingles Van - 5 secret tokens
    Billboard near alpha bull - 3 secret tokens
    Alpha bull - 9 secret tokens
    Plant on right of library door - 3 secret tokens
    Nature (tree near alpha bull)- 3 dollars
    Nature (tree near girl with speaker) - 1 dollar
    
    
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    |Library |
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    2nd book shelf on left of library door - 3 dollars
    Mural (upstairs) - 5 secret tokens
    Book cart - 3 tokens
    Corner book shelf on right of library - 3 secret tokens
    Computers - 3 dollars, 1 secret token
    Book shelf near stripper - 3 dollars
    Book shelf near teaching assistant - 3 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Greek Quad |
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    Bush (near fountain) - 3 dollars
    Bukkakas fountain - 9 secret tokens
    Bush near main campus entrance - 3 dollars
    Recliner on frat porch - 3 secret tokens
    Watering can on sorority porch - 3 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Ione's Room |
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    Drawer - 1 secret token
    Closet - 2 secret tokens
    Karl ione's room 3 secret tokens
    teddy bear 1 secret token
    unicorn poster 3 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Nice Streets |
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    Palm Tree - 3 secret tokens
    Walnut Log Comm. College (between 2 main gates) 3 tokens
    Second palm tree - 3 secret tokens
    Bush (near mime) - 2 dollars
    Bush near railroad crossing - 2 dollars
    Merkin Creations - 5 secret tokens
    Bum Cakes - 5 secret tokens
    Road Construction - 8 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Dance Club |
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    ATM - 1 secret token
    Modern art (upstairs near Suzi) - 3 secret tokens
    More modern art	- 3 secret tokens
    Dance Floor - 5 secret tokens
    Stool near door - 4 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Sorority House |
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    Hazing feather - 3 secret tokens
    Decorative plant - 1 dollar
    Quality chair - 5 dollars
    Sorority Seal - 3 secret tokens
    cat (near sorority seal) - 3 secret tokens
    LaToya's Room - 1 secret token
    one of the emergency tampon dispensers - 3 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Crappy Streets |
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    Schwanzstucker Adult Toy Factury - 10 dollars
    Hotel Door upstairs - 3 secret tokens
    Hotel Door downstairs - 3 dollars
    Street Lamp near Lefty's Too - 1 dollar
    Close encounter of the behind - 3 secret tokens
    Velvet Illusions - 2 dollars
    Terms on En-Rear-Ment - 3 secret tokens
    Fanny Funbags (near Fat Sam's Titty City)- 1 dollar
    Double Barrel Dolly - 3 secret tokens
    Road Construction - 3 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Frat House |
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    Shriner Bear Rug - 3 secret tokens
    Old Couch - 1 dollar
    Trash Bags - 1 dollar
    Kegs - 5 secret tokens
    Kegs - 1 dollar
    Drunk Guy - 1 secret token
    Door on right - 1 dollar
    Ajar door - 3 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Plaid Mart |
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    ATM - 3 secret tokens
    Snack shafts - 3 secret tokens
    Soda Machine - 2 dollars
    Gloppie Machine - 3 secret tokens
    Hairy Humpers - 1 secret token
    Cockless - 2 dollars
    Homey Beef - 2 dollars
    Family Planning - 2 dollars
    Fireworks - 3 secret tokens
    Wrestling Memorabilia - 3 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Gay Bar |
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    Hand Dryer - 3 secret tokens
    Left Urinal - 3 secret tokens
    Left Toilet - 3 dollars
    Condom machine - 3 dollars
    Mural - 3 secret tokens
    The Closet - 3 secret tokens
    Podium - 3 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Art Gallery |
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    Cookies - 1 secret token
    Painting near tree - 1 secret token
    Painting - 1 dollar
    Painting near annoying guy - 1 dollar
    Curators - 3 secret tokens
    Potted plant - 3 secret tokens
    Bulletin board near art classroom - 3 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Art classroom |
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    David - 3 secret tokens
    Butcher's paper - 1 dollar
    Great artists of the 20th century - 1 secret token
    Fan - 1 dollar
    Sketches - 1 secret token
    Discarded strap-on - 5 secret tokens
    Trash can - 1 dollar
    
    
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    |Tilly's Office |
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    Trophy Case - 1 secret token
    Drawer filled with cash - 10 dollars
    Victrola - 3 secret tokens
    Breakfast Tray - 1 secret token
    Vicious Piranha - 20 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Lab |
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    Bulletin Board - 1 secret Token
    Penises of the Animal Kingdom - 3 secret tokens
    Test tubes - 5 secret tokens
    Computer - 1 secret token
    Sink - 5 dollars
    
    
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    |Lefty's too |
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    Red light classified - 1 dollar
    Toilet - 5 secret tokens
    Cloth towel dispenser - 1 dollar
    Moose head - 1 dollar
    Door - 5 secret tokens
    
    
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    |Fat sam's Titty City |
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    Cocoa Nuts - 1 secret token
    Double Barrel Dolly - 1 secret token
    Maria Maracas - 1 secret token
    Fanny Funbags - 1 secret token
    Champagne room on left - 5 dollars
    Champagne room on left (near college guy) - 5 secret tokens
    Peanut barrel on left of stage - 3 secret tokens
    Catwalk - 20 dollars
    Peanut barrel near right staircase - 5 dollars
    Fat Sam's gold record (go up right staircase) on top floor - 3 secret tokens
    Door (right staircase) 5 dollars
    Fat Sam's gold record (go up left staircase) on top floor - 3 secret tokens
    
    
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    |VIP Dance Club |
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    Marty Party - 3 secret tokens
    Ash Tray - 3 secret tokens
    Loaded Dice Whiskey - 1 dollar
    Stage with Spanking Cross - 3 secret tokens
    
    
    
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    [PHO] Photo Taking
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    In most places, you can take photos of people, or your surroundings and sell
    them to different photo evaluators. These photo evaluators charge you 6 dollars
    each time you show them pictures, but you can earn much more than that if your
    pictures are good. Make sure you have 6 photos each time you show them to the
    photo evaluators, otherwise it's wasting your money. Here are some of the 
    places you can find the photo evaluators, as well as the pictures that will 
    earn you big bucks!
    
    Note: Use your Super Lens Camera and stand as far away from the subjects as 
          possible. If they notice you taking pictures of them, they will get 
          angry and your score will be lower.
    
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    |Greek Quad |
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    Take photos of the cheerleaders and sell to the college guy standing in front 
    of the sorority.
    
    
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    |Crappy Streets |
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    Take photos of the broke-ass ho walking up and down in front of the plaid 
    mart and sell them to Sweetwater who is standing near the hotel.
    
    
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    |Spartacus |
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    Take photos of Helmut and sell them to the gay photo evaluator.
    
    
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    |Art gallery |
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    The photo evaultaor is annoying guy.
    
    
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    |Dance Club |
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    Sell your photos to the coat check.
    
    
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