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                                        F U T U R E   P E R F E C T 
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            AUTHOR  - Charlie Emery - Hellfire X
            VERSION - 1.52
            E-MAIL  - ce_hellfire(at)yahoo(dot)co(dot)uk
    
    
    
    NOTE ON E-MAIL: My e-mail address is open if you have any comments to make on 
    the guide, such as if anything is missing, if something could be more concise, 
    etc. Useful comments please, any flames and you won't be mailing me again.
    Please don't mail me with any questions on the game if the answer can be found 
    in the guide, it will be ignored. I have revealed all I know about the game 
    here. If it's not in the guide, I can't help you. On the other hand, if you'd 
    like me to explain something a little more clearly, or if I have missed 
    something, then by all means mail me. If it's something important you'll get a 
    mention in the credits. But above all, DO NOT SPAM MY INBOX. This includes 
    advertising, chain letters and any other useless junk that gets sent. I've had
    to put up with a lot of this recently, so I'm going on a zero-tolerance policy
    now. ONE useless email and your address will be blocked. In the case of mass 
    emails, all addresses involved will be blocked. If you're in a habit of sending
    junk to everyone in your address book, then don't add mine to it.
    
    Remember, this is a full FAQ to practically the whole single player game, so 
    there are bound to be some spoilers here. Just to let you know in advance.
    
    
    
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    \\-\/-//                           **CONTENTS**                       \\-\/-// 
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    - VERSION HISTORY
    
    - INTRODUCTION
    
    - CONTROLS
    
    - GAME MODES
    
    - STORY           - Time To Split : 2401
                      - Scotland The Brave : 1924
                      - The Russian Connection : 1969
                      - The Khallos Express : 1969
                      - Mansion Of Madness : 1994
                      - What Lies Below : 1994
                      - Breaking And Entering : 2052
                      - You Genius, U-Genix : 2052
                      - Machine Wars : 2243
                      - Something To Crow About : 2243
                      - You Take The High Road : 1924
                      - The Hooded Man : 2401
                      - Future Perfect : 1924
    
    - ARCADE LEAGUES  - Amateur League  : One Gun Fun
                                        : Nightstick
                                        : On The Take
                      - Honorary League : Dead Weight
                                        : Fever Pitch
                                        : Mode Madness
                      - Elite League    : Smash 'N Grab
                                        : Group Therapy
                                        : Retro Chique
    
    - CHALLENGES      - Behead The Undead
                      - Cut-Out Shoot-Out
                      - Cat Driving
                      - Super Smashing Great
                      - TimeSplitters "Story" Classic
                      - Monkeying Around
                      - Miscellaneous Challenges
    
    - WEAPONS
    
    - CHARACTERS
    
    - ARCADE AWARDS
    
    - CHEATS
    
    - THE DRUNKEN GUARDS
    
    - PARODIES
    
    - CREDITS
    
    - LEGAL
    
    
    
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    \\-\/-//                      **VERSION HISTORY**                     \\-\/-//
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    v1.52- 07.07.05 - Parodies updated. Platinum score for Freak Unique corrected.
           More layout issues resolved (bloody Word...). Next update will have a
           full revamp of the layout of the guide to make it easier to read.
    
    v1.51- 05.07.05 - Cleared up a layout issue and added Cheat Planet to the 
           credits
    
    v1.5 - 04.07.05 - Arcade awards and Parodies updated. Puzzles in You Genius, 
           U-Genix updated to show graphical solutions. Additional strategies added 
           for TSUG: TimeSplitters Underground, You Genius, U-Genix, The Russian 
           Connection and Absolutely Potty. Story level What Lies Below updated for 
           revolver ammo near start. Drunken Guards section added. Platinum score 
           for Oh Shoal-O-Mio, Divine Immolation, Bag Slag and Pirate Gold 
           corrected. Platinum score for I Like Dead People added. Quote for Daisy
           Dismay added and quote for Maiden corrected.
    
    v1.4 - 13.05.05 - Arcade Awards and Parodies updated. Platinum scores added for
           Zone Control, I Like Dead People, Zany Zeppelin, Ninja Garden and 
           Oh Shoal-O-Mio. Score for Balls Of Steel corrected. Additional tips 
           added for Plainly Off His Rocker and Zany Zeppelin.
    
    v1.3 - 14.04.05 - Arcade Awards and Parodies updated. Additional strategy added 
           for Astro Jocks. Platinum scores added for Queen Of Harts, Sammy Hammy 
           Namby Pamby, Absolutely Potty, Rare Or Well Done? and Freak Unique. Big 
           Game Hunt platinum score corrected. Final two characters added to the 
           Characters section and Aztec Warrior's quote added. Story level Scotland 
           The Brave updated for flare gun at start.
    
    v1.2 - 08.04.05 - Arcade Awards and Parodies updated. Additional tips and 
           pointers added for Zany Zeppelin, Missile Bunker, Boxing Clever and story
           level Scotland The Brave. Platinum scores added for Rockets 101, The Dead
           The Bad And The Silly, The Cat's Out Of The Bag, Lap It Up and Old 
           Blaggers. Character history added to the Characters section 
           (ie appearances in previous games)
    
    v1.1 - 06.04.05 - Arcade Awards and Parodies sections added. Additional 
           strategies added for Glimpse Of Stocking, Mansion Of Madness, What Lies
           Below and Astro Jocks.
    
    v1.0 - 04.04.05 - Walkthrough complete. Story levels Machine Wars, 
           Something To Crow About, You Take The High Road, The Hooded Man, and 
           Future Perfect added. Quote added for Time Assassin Cortez. Additional 
           strategy added for turbine room in The Russian Connection. Platinum
           scores added for Cortez Can't Jump! and Astro Jocks
    
    v0.8 - 03.04.05 - Story levels Mansion Of Madness, What Lies Below, Breaking 
           And Entering, and You Genius, U-Genix added. Additional strategies added
           for Big Game Hunt and Cortez Can't Jump! Platinum scores added for 
           Plainly Off His Rocker, The Cat's Pajamas, Big Game Hunt, and Boxing 
           Clever. This should hopefully be the last incomplete version.
    
    v0.7 - 01.04.05 - Story levels Time To Split, Scotland The Brave, The Russian 
           Connection, and The Khallos Express added. Corrected a missing 
           half-sentence at the start of challenge Queen Of Harts.
    
    v0.6 - 31.03.05 - Guide mainly complete, with only story mode left to do.
           Leagues and challenges complete, as well as weapons and character list 
           (2 left to unlock). Cheat list also included.
    
    
    
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    \\-\/-//                        **INTRODUCTION**                      \\-\/-//
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    The worthy successor to TimeSplitters 2, Future Perfect is the latest 
    incarnation of the nutty FPS series by Free Radical. This game has taken a turn
    for a more adult theme with the introduction of blood and some truly adult 
    humour which has earned it a 15 BBFC rating in the UK. Gameplay-wise is where 
    the game has really shown how the series has aged. At long last, TimeSplitters
    has a REAL story mode. The original was little more than go through a level,
    grab an item and get back (as illustrated by the TimeSplitters Story Classic
    challenges). TS2 had a slightly more objective-led base to it, but it still
    didn't have a feel that you were actually advancing any story, and there was
    little to relate the characters. This all changes here, as Future Perfect has
    not only an objective-led set of missions, but a proper story behind them and
    for once you actually feel as though there is a reason for you doing something,
    as well as full interaction with your partner character. On top of that, the 
    arcade leagues will test your skills against a variety of bots in all manner of
    game modes.
    
    Then there is the return of the challenges, which are enough to drive any 
    rational person insane. Ranging from blowing the heads off of zombies to 
    flinging monkeys down a stretch of ice in a twisted variant of curling, there
    really is something for everyone to grit their teeth over.
    
    This guide is designed for the single player aspect of the game: to guide the
    player through story, arcade and challenge modes and to unlock all characters,
    weapons and cheats. Mapmaker may be an addition at a later date, but I've never
    been any good with it, so don't hold your breath.
    
    
    
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    \\-\/-//                          **CONTROLS**                        \\-\/-//
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    This is an explanation of the default controls for the PS2. Other consoles are
    not covered.
    
    
    Left Analogue Stick - Move forwards/backwards, strafe left/right
    Right Analogue Stick - Look up/down, turn left/right
    D-Pad - Left/right to change weapons, up to switch fire modes and zoom in with
    scope, down to switch grenade types and zoom out with scope
    L1 - Hold down to ready grenade, release to throw
    L2 - Fine aim
    R1 - Melee attack
    R2 - Fire (For throwing weapons like mines, use in the same way as L1)
    Triangle - Reload
    X - Interact, respawn, skip some cutscenes
    Square - Toggle crouch
    START - Pause the game and brings up the game menu
    SELECT - Brings up a menu of the current objectives (does NOT pause the game)
    
    
    
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    \\-\/-//                         **GAME MODES**                       \\-\/-//
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    Here is an explanation of the various arcade league/custom modes (yes, it's 
    pretty much a C&P job from my TS2 guide with a few amendments, I'm allowed to 
    be lazy):
    
    
    \\//   :DEATHMATCH:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    The classic blow-up-everyone-and-anyone. All on all action. A kill counts for 
    one point, and then you have a little choice. You can choose whether to lose 
    points for being killed, lose points for suicides, or don't lose points at 
    all. Large numbers in a small arena with ballistic weapons is always a laugh. 
    Default scoring type is kills minus suicides.
    
    
    \\//   :TEAM DEATHMATCH:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    Exactly the same as above, but now it's one team against the others in an all 
    out blast up. You need a big arena for this one, as it's all too easy to get 
    your teammates caught in the crossfire.
    
    
    \\//   :CAPTURE THE BAG:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    The same as the classic Capture The Flag games from other FPS games. Two 
    bases, two bags, get their bag to your base with your bag still there to 
    score. See someone with your bag, blow them up to make them drop it, and then 
    touch it to return it to your base.
    
    
    \\//   :BAG TAG:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    Objective is to hold the bag for the longest time in the time limit. If you're 
    killed, you drop it, free for someone else to pick up. Holding the bag makes 
    you an instant target, and you can't wield a weapon while holding the bag, so 
    run like hell!
    
    
    \\//   :ELIMINATION:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    Again, same as Deathmatch but with a little variation. This time, every player 
    has a set number of lives, and each death knocks one off the counter. Losing 
    all of your lives eliminates you from the game. Be either the last one alive or 
    have the most lives left when time runs out to win.
    
    
    \\//   :SHRINK:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    A type of deathmatch intended to make life a little easier for the not-so-good. 
    As you fall behind in the match, you get smaller and smaller each time you die 
    until you're the same size as if you had picked up a Shrink powerup. 
    Essentially designed to make the bullet magnets among players harder to hit. Of 
    course, you slowly return to normal size as you catch up again.
    
    
    \\//   :VAMPIRE:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    Same as Deathmatch, but each player has a meter at the top of their 
    screen that slowly decreases as the game progresses. Keep it topped up by 
    blowing the opposition to hell. If it runs out, you drop like a rock.
    
    
    \\//   :THIEF:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    A variation on Deathmatch. The principle is the same, but every kill causes the 
    victim to drop a coin. The kill itself counts for nothing, whereas picking up 
    coins is what earns you your points. This is why the game is called "Thief". 
    You can steal other's kills. More frantic than Deathmatch as long range tactics 
    don't work.
    
    
    \\//   :VIRUS:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    Someone starts the game on fire (virused), and tries to pass it to everyone 
    else. If you're set alight, you stay alight, and you need to set everyone else 
    
    on fire to end the match. Last one to be incinerated wins.
    
    
    \\//   :ZONES:   \\//
    //\\============//\\
    
    It's basically Domination from Unreal Tournament. There are five neutral Zones 
    in the level which need to be claimed for your team by running over them. Your 
    score increases by the number of zones you control every fifteen seconds. First 
    team to reach the designated score wins.
    
    
    \\//   :ASSAULT:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    Something else taken from Unreal Tournament, this is an intricate objective-
    led mission. You need to complete a number of objectives in a given time to 
    win, while the other team tries to stop you.
    
    
    \\//   :GLADIATOR:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    Another twist on Deathmatch. Here, kills count for nothing unless you are the 
    gladiator. The gladiator is defined by a gold aura and shows up in blue on the 
    radar. Only the gladiator can score kills. To become the gladiator, destroy 
    the current one, and you stay that way until you are killed.
    
    
    \\//   :MONKEY ASSISTANT:   \\//
    //\\========================//\\
    
    They had to be in here somewhere. It's a Deathmatch with an interesting twist, 
    and is a very good training game for absolute beginners. Every so often, a 
    troupe of armed monkeys teleports into the arena and hunt down whoever is in 
    first place, taking out anyone else who gets in their way. All kills by the 
    monkeys go towards the last player's score. Once the player in first has been 
    killed, the monkeys vanish, and appear again about 30 seconds later. A monkey 
    portrait may appear when the monkeys show up. If it's a normal monkey portrait, 
    the monkeys are on your side and any kills will go to you. If the portrait is 
    flashing red, they're coming after you.
    
    
    To avoid any more confusion, the "fourteenth" game mode that Free Radical have
    referred to is Story mode.
    
    
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    \\-\/-//                           **STORY**                          \\-\/-//
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    The Story mode walkthrough has been written based on the Normal difficulty 
    setting. To be honest, Hard mode isn't that much harder. Each paragraph-break
    represents a checkpoint.
    
    
                \-\/-/          **TIME TO SPLIT - 2401**         \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    Sergeant Cortez returns from a daring assault on a TimeSplitter space station - 
    with him he carries the recovered Time Crystals which could bring the war to an 
    end. On his final approach a laser hit causes his ship to malfunction and 
    Cortez is forced to crash land. It is essential that he brings the crystals 
    back to Spacetime Marine HQ.
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Reach the rebel base
         - Use the gun emplacement to defend against the TimeSplitter attack
         - Help defend the rebel base
    
    
    Future Perfect starts you off with a nice and simple opening level. Very short,
    very linear, not much threat and an ideal opportunity to get used to the 
    handling of the game. Pretty much an intro level.
    
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    After you fall out of your wrecked ship and receive your sci-fi handgun, follow
    the two soldiers through the crevasse. You'll come across the rest of your 
    ship's remains once you pass through. At this point, you'll be jumped by three
    mysterious characters, obviously not TimeSplitters. A couple of shots to the 
    head each from the sci-fi handgun is enough to take them out. Once they are 
    down, look for a way down to the lower ledge, you can find a path behind one of
    the wrecked engines. You'll then face two more of these opponents hiding behind
    the rock just in front of you, and three more a little further on. Make sure you
    pick up their handguns, you need to keep your ammo up. Moving on, five more 
    await in a small rock formation ahead. Take the med-kit by the rock if you need
    it and gun down the three enemies out in the open. You may notice one of the 
    ones at the back is using a different weapon. Once you can get a clear shot at
    him, take him down as quickly as you can before popping the last one in the 
    head. Follow the path down and pick up the plasma autorifle one of them has 
    dropped. This is much more effective than your handgun and should now be your 
    primary weapon. Keep your eyes over to the right as you move up and you should
    spot another autorifle and a box of plasma grenades. Pick these up and keep 
    moving. Under the bridge you will be attacked by four more enemies. There are 
    two ways you can go about taking them down: you can either do it the old 
    fashioned way and just mow them with the autorifle, or you can try shooting the
    explosive barrels near them. It depends on how close they are to the barrels. 
    Keep following the ledge round and pick up the autorifle and med-kit lying next
    to the body before heading into the rock formation.
    
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    Go over to the soldier calling to you and receive the sci-fi sniper rifle. This
    will allow you to attack from much longer range but has a slow rate of fire. 
    Slowly edge further up the path until you can see the bunker window ahead. 
    Behind the two enemies in there are a set of explosive barrels, put one laser
    burst in there and watch the fireworks. Now follow the two soldiers, rearming
    your autorifle as you do. Once round the corner ahead, you'll encounter your 
    first TimeSplitter. These are quite tough, and unless you pile your autorifle
    into their head, they'll take more than their fair share of your ammo to go 
    down. They have a habit of cloaking, but it's only really annoying if you
    haven't seen them already. Take it down as quickly as you can, their lightning
    attack can be quite damaging. Further up you'll encounter another one, which 
    will either run down the path ahead or will wait cloaked around the corner. If 
    the latter, it shouldn't be too difficult to spot, he's on the right. Treat this
    one in the same way as before. Now follow the path out into the open, where 
    you'll encounter another three splitters. At long range they don't seem so bad,
    and they seem more preoccupied with attacking the surrounding soldiers than you.
    Take them down and head over to the gun turret behind you. If you need any, 
    there are two med-kits, a box of plasma grenades and a spare autorifle behind 
    you. Now man the turret and prepare to fend off a fairly large wave of
    splitters. The initial attack will come from the left. This really isn't much to
    worry about, the turret can easily cane the splitters, but be careful of any
    managing to get an attack off. Once the first wave is down, another will come in
    from the right. Treat in the same way. The final wave as you've probably guessed
    will come from both directions, but it is much less dense than the first two.
    Start with the left and keep switching sides when you've cleared them out and
    this shouldn't be a problem. Once you're done, pick up a med-kit behind you if
    you need one and follow the soldier up the path ahead of you. Out in the open,
    you need to fend of another splitter assault on foot this time. All of them will
    come over the cliff edge in front of you, and the autorifle should mow them down
    quite quickly. Try planting a few grenades on them as well, this will be a nasty
    surprise for any cloakers. Once cloaked they can be real hard to spot, but a
    lightning attack can easily give their position away. Best thing to avoid this
    is to keep your eyes on the cliff and mow them as they come. After taking down
    about five, the base will be open. Turn round and head back and over to the
    right. Go up to the door in the rock face to complete the level.
    
                                         - -
    
    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - The General (character)
                                    Normal/Hard - Anya (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/        **SCOTLAND THE BRAVE - 1924**      \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    Cortez has been sent back in time to Urnsey, a small island off the coast of 
    Scotland to investigate the time travel energy residues which Anya detected. On
    arrival he finds himself in the midst of a battle raging between the British 
    Navy and foreign troops occupying the island. Fortunately the eccentric Captain
    Ash has offered to lend a hand. What ho!
    
    OBJECTIVES:
    
    Primary
         - Infiltrate the castle
         - Protect Captain Ash
         - Escape the trap
         - Locate the time crystal mining site
         - Gain entry to the meeting hall
         - Destroy the enemy tank
         - Access the underground areas of the island
    Secondary
         - Help Captain Ash rescue his assistant
    
    
    This level is much longer, and requires a little more of a tactical approach in
    some parts. It's one of my personal favourites. As well as that, you get to do
    some driving as well! Once inside the castle it can be easy to get lost, but Ash
    sometimes takes the lead when he is with you though.
    
                                         - -
    
    Take the Kruger 9mm from Captain Ash and follow him up the path towards the
    archway. Before you do though, grab the flare gun Cortez used in the cut scene
    from the boat. It doesn't have much ammo and there isn't any more for a while, 
    so use it sparingly. You should see a sniper's nest ahead with two soldiers. 
    Silence your pistol and greet them with a few bullets in the head, and take out
    a third coming down the path. Now head over to the nest and take the vintage 
    rifle. This will give you similar long range capabilities as the sci-fi sniper 
    rifle in the last mission, but it is significantly easier to aim and suffers 
    from a slower rate of fire. Before going on, check the house over to the right.
    If you go upstairs you'll find a box of grenades. These are secondary weapons 
    that are very good for clearing out heavily populated rooms. Now slowly move up
    the path and keep an eye on the ledge ahead of you. Three soldiers will try to 
    get the jump on you. One will stay centre, one will headover to the left and one
    will head right, out of sight. Use the vintage rifle to pick off the visible 
    ones and move on, but DON'T just rush ahead. The third has taken up position in 
    a machine gun nest at the top of this path and you will be easily mowed down if 
    you go in gung-ho. Just wait at the bottom of the path, near Ash. If you can get
    a clear shot with the rifle, take it, but a plane will fly in and bomb the hell 
    out of the nest if you just wait, saving you the trouble. Head up the path. 
    There are two soldiers waiting up ahead, one behind the house closest to the 
    castle, and one on top of the gatehouse. Take them both out with the rifle. 
    Before going inside, head over to the right again and turn left around one of 
    the houses. There is another guard waiting here, plug him and pick up his twin 
    Krugers. These are much more effective than a single pistol, but remember you 
    can only use one with the silencer attached. If you check the remaining 
    buildings in the area you should find some armour and another vintage rifle. Now
    follow Ash inside. A portcullis will slam shut behind you and another will block
    the door ahead, trapping you inside. Equip your pistol and get behind the crates
    right in the middle. Take out the soldier on the left and then move right, 
    popping the three soldiers near the door at the far end. There's plenty of 
    cover, so you shouldn't take much damage, if any. Head towards the stairs ahead,
    picking up the K-SMG as you do. The K-SMG as its name suggests is a sub-
    machinegun with a decent rate offire, so close range combat should now be 
    easier, but it remains quite bad at long range. Go up the stairs and blow away 
    the two soldiers waiting for you at the top. Strafe behind the crates to your 
    right and take out the two soldiers along the balcony. There is a portcullis 
    switch at the end of this side of the balcony, but it opens the way back. You 
    need the other one. Cross the bridge andshoot up the soldier at the end of the 
    balcony. Now go up to the door at the end, being ready for the soldier waiting 
    to ambush you on the right as you go in. You can throw a grenade in here to take
    care of him quickly enough. Once he is down, go in and raise the portcullis. As 
    you head back though, a gunboat will be raised into the lower floor and will pin
    down Ash. You need to disable it before you can go on. Go over to the bridge and
    use the crane to rip the turret from the gunboat. Drop it anywhere, it'll still 
    fire but it won't be able to hit anything. Put it in the water to get rid of it 
    permanently. Now go downstairs and head back outside.
    
                                         - -
    
    Follow Ash down to the garage by the coast. Turn onto the coast and hug the wall
    as you go towards the entrance. This will let you get the jump on the two 
    soldiers in the main room. There's another in the back room. Once they are all
    down, go in the back and pick up the grenades and rifle ammo, and head up the
    stairs to pick up a med-kit if you need it. Now get into the truck. You can
    either take up the gunner position and let Ash drive, or vice versa, your
    choice. I personally prefer to take the gun. Assuming you are driving, head up
    the road and through the gates, and keep going until you reach the drawbridge.
    It will raise on you and you'll have to disembark. Kill the soldier manning the
    machinegun nest on the opposite side (much easier if you took the gunner
    position, otherwise use the rifle or K-SMG) and look up to the building in the
    distance. Rifle the git on the roof taking shots at you, and then use your 
    uplink to pull the lever next to the machinegun. This will lower the drawbridge.
    Get back in the truck and follow the road all the way to the top. When you 
    disembark, you should see a truck on its side right at the end. Pick up the TNT
    next to it and plant it on the door on the left, before getting right back and
    watching the fireworks.
    
                                         - -
    
    Upon heading inside, you'll immediately be attacked from the staircase in front
    of you, and two more on the balcony will take pot shots. Be sure to blow them
    all away before heading upstairs. Folloow the balcony round and blow away the
    soldier that comes down the stairs in front of you, and the one that tries to
    jump you from the door on the right. Ash will leave you for a while now as he
    tries to signal the navy, so follow the balcony all the way round and go through
    the door. There is a med-kit to the left if you need it, you'll have to blow
    away a soldier to get to it though. Go through the door ahead and walk up to the
    closed door at the other end of the room. It's locked, but your future self will
    show up and give you the key. Now head down into the cellar. There is a drunk 
    guard on the floor rambling away, kill him if you feel sadistic, but he's no 
    harm. Just pick up the flare gun on the floor beside him and get in the lift. 
    Ash will show up and winch you up, but he will disappear again straight after.
    
                                         - -
    
    This next part needs a more stealthy approach to be done easily. Put away your 
    K-SMG for now and take out your Kruger and switch to alt fire mode. The silencer
    will allow you to take out guards without alerting anyone else. Go through the 
    door and turn right. A guard will walk through the door in front of you and up 
    to the window at the end of the passage. Plug him in the back of the head and go
    into the room he walked out of. Turn right and you should see another guard 
    looking out the window. Give him the same treatment and go over to the door at 
    the other end of the room, and wait over to the left. Keep your gun trained on 
    the door at head level and wait. Soon, a guard will walk through the door and 
    into your room. He'll see you, but not quickly enough if you can hit him in the
    head with one shot (If you can get through the room quickly enough, you can 
    actually catch this guard at the top of the corridor looking away). Now follow 
    the corridor round to the left. When you hear speaking, stop. The three steps by
    the window should be as far as you go, as the next room has about four guards in
    it. Listen if you want, but all stealth tactics now go out the window as you 
    fling a grenade round the corner into the lot of them. Go into the room and 
    finish off any survivors with the K-SMG. One may jump out at you from the room 
    to the left, and a fifth may attack from the distance through this room as you 
    pass it. Go up to the viewscopes and look in the middle one, you'll see the 
    briefing hall. This is where you need to go next. Go back to the room you passed
    and follow it through to the back. Take the grenades and the twin Krugers and go
    back out, through the door opposite the room. Follow the path through the back 
    of this room and you'll come to the briefing hall.
    
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    Listen to what is going on inside before bursting in. You'll quickly be attacked
    by the three guards, but the leader will escape through a secret passage in the
    fireplace. Quickly dispatch the three guards and head through the door to the 
    left of the fireplace. You'll now run into a wormhole and you'll give the key 
    you received earlier to your past self. Clever, eh? Anyway, before going up the 
    passageway, equip your silenced Kruger and go into the doorway to the left. You 
    should see a guard looking out the window at the other end of the room. Put a 
    bullet in his head and wait for his friend to go over to him. Plug him as well. 
    If you need a med-kit, there's one in the small room at the end of this one. Now
    equip your K-SMG and follow the path round. Plaster the guard at the top of the 
    stairs and keep following the path to the right up the steps. Again, plaster the
    two guards waiting for you. If you look in a room on your left as you go up the
    passage, you can find a box of K-SMG grenades on the desk. These are the alt 
    fire for the K-SMG and they are essentially rocket propelled grenades. Save 
    these for later, you don't need them at the moment. Keep going round and you'll
    come across another viewscope room. You'll need to take out the two guards 
    inside the room either side of the door first, a frag grenade should do this. 
    The scopes here are for fun more than anything else. Head up the stairs and take
    the rifle at the top. If you're feeling sadistic, you should be able to spot an
    enemy sniper in one of the ruined buildings in the distance below you. Smack him
    down if you want, then head back downstairs and go into the door at the end of 
    the passageway. A plane will crash in the courtyard to your left, mowing down 
    any potential threats you may have encountered, so keep going. You'll bump into 
    Ash again in the next room and you'll meet his "assistant", Jungle Queen. Before
    going on, he'll ask you to help him free her from the prison. First, you need to
    go into the cell next door. There is a hole in the wall and an oil barrel 
    beneath it. See where this is going? Firstly, you'll need to get Jungle Queen 
    away from the wall. Ash said she doesn't like big bangs, so shoot a flare or 
    throw a grenade by the wall and she'll run away from the wall. Now, shoot the 
    bottom of the barrel with your Krugers or rifle and wait for the oil to leak 
    out. Once it stops spreading, back out of the room and fire a flare ar the oil.
    It will light up and the barrel will explode, taking the wall with it. Once Ash
    has thanked you, go down the stairs in the next room and head outside. You can
    have some fun with the organ first if you want! Don't forget to pick up the 
    armour on the table opposite.
    
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    Outside you'll be set upon by a rather nasty enemy: a tank. As you can probably
    guess, most of your weapons are completely ineffective and it mounts some quite
    formidable ones itself. As well as having two high calibre machine guns, it also
    has its cannon, which won't fire unless you stay still for long periods of time.
    The trick to doing this is to use the TNT scattered about the place to blow it 
    open, but you'll need to distract it first to get close enough. First things
    first, there are two TNT spawn points. From where you enter, one is in the
    corner over to your left, and the other is directly opposite in the top-right 
    corner. The left spawn point also has a K-SMG grenade refill as well. Go to 
    either one and pick up the TNT, arming your K-SMG grenades while you're at it.
    The machine gun fire isn't too difficult to avoid by just strafing around the
    tank. Plant a grenade into the tank and it will stall. This will give you the
    perfect opportunity to use your TNT. Run round to the back of the tank and plant
    it. The explosion will deal significant damage. While it is still stalled, head 
    over to the other TNT spawn point and restock. Wait for a couple of seconds 
    after the stall meter has emptied and repeat the process. It shouldn't take more
    than three blocks of TNT to totally destroy the tank. While doing all this, 
    don't stay in cover for too long unless you want to see the tank's cannon in 
    action. It won't do you much damage, but it'll blow away whatever you're sitting
    behind, leaving you open to its guns. When the tank eventually blows, it's 
    turret will fly into the air. Be careful not to let it land on you and don't go 
    near it until it has exploded. Now, go into the room where the tank emerged from
    and take the lift down into the depths of the island. You'll get down there just
    in time to see Captain Ash and Jungle Queen making their escape. Head over the
    bridge and open the door at the end to complete the level.
    
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    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - The Jungle Queen (character)
                                    Normal/Hard - Warrant Officer Cain (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/      **THE RUSSIAN CONNECTION - 1969**    \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    Cortez follows the mysterious Time Traveler from 1924 Scotland to a train 
    depot in Russia in 1969. Here, it seems that the Time Traveler is leading a
    cult and has teamed up with the arch criminal genius, Khallos. A potentially
    lethal alliance but no match for the combined talents of Cortez and super 
    chilled agent Harry Tipper!
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Find Time Traveler
         - Rendezvous at the water tower
         - Deactivate electricity
         - Protect Harry Tipper
         - Gain access to sector 3
         - Restore main power
         - Activate starter motor
         - Restore water pressure
         - Locate Khallos's train
    
    
    Plenty of stealth action in this level, with a very good Metal Gear Solid 
    piss-take about a quarter of the way in! It also contains a pretty annoying 
    sniping section as well.
    
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    The first area is a stealth section, and it's really difficult to take them 
    without being seen. It's actually quicker and easier to go in gung-ho, but I'll
    take you through the stealth approach. Immediately switch your pistol to alt 
    fire to equip the scope and silencer. The scope here is nowhere near as good as
    the vintage rifle, but it's good enough to keep you from being seen. First thing
    to do is take out the henchman in the checkpoint. Go to the other side of the 
    building you are behind to the corner near the bridge and pop one in his head 
    from behind the corner. Now quickly run back to the other end of the building 
    untol you reach the stack of large boxes. Just poke your head over the lower 
    stack until you can see a henchwoman. Now wait until she walks behind the green
    crate from where you are standing and then go over in front of it, staying out
    of her sight. There is a henchman in front of the building walking away from
    you, you need to take him down before the henchwoman comes round the other side
    of the green crate. Once he is down, go round behind the henchwoman and take her
    down. Finally, go round in front of the building and look in the distance. One
    last henchman is wandering around. Take him down and Harry will lead you out of
    the area. Before you go, you can go into the building and down to the room in
    the basement for an armour pickup, but you'll have to fight two henchmen to get
    to it. In any case, follow Harry down into the gutter and he'll cut away the 
    bars into the next section.
    
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    Now comes the MGS parody. This next section is pure stealth. The parody comes in
    the form of guards calling for an area sweep if they find a dead body, and 
    they'll give up and return to their posts if you hide long enough. Of course, 
    all this comes to a crashing halt if you get caught. If you do get spotted, 
    several henchmen will come after you. Start by heading up the stairs out of the
    gutter and take out the guard over by the wall. Go over to the gap he was 
    standing next to, this will take you into the main area next door. Again, I'll
    try to explain how to do this section the stealthy way, but it's very hard not
    to get spotted in certain places. If you peek round the corner to the left, you
    should see a henchman standing in front of a door in the distance. If you look
    carefully, there is another walking away from you down the alley to the right.
    Plug them both and move behind the crates over to your right. Follow the wall
    until you reach the door the henchman was in front of, then go round in front of
    the building, picking up his machine gun as you go. The machine gun, while very
    powerful, isn't much use here so re-equip your pistol and save it for later. 
    Keep hugging the wall until you go round behind another set of crates. You'll 
    emerge behind a henchman on your left. Plug him and look over towards the 
    electric fence in front of you. Another is standing over to the left. Drop him 
    and then head back the way you came, and this time go round the other side of 
    the building. Go right up to the top corner and you should see a henchman 
    walking to the right in front of a pile of boxes and a car. Take him out and go
    round to the left. In the next section, there is another henchman walking to the
    left in the distance, kill him and follow the boxes round to the left, where
    there is another henchman waiting next to the building. Your final target can be
    seen if you go over to the outer wall and look towards the direction of the
    electric fence. There is a henchwoman standing on a crate. Take her down and 
    you're now free to move as you like. Head back to where you saw the pile of 
    boxes and the car. There is a power house at the back, go in here and take out 
    the henchman in front of the generator, and the henchwoman just to the right of
    him. Pick up the med-kit if you need it and the grenades on the shelves. Now 
    switch off the generator and go back outside, through the electric fence.
    
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    Head to the base of the water tower and rendezvous with Harry. Looks like you'll
    need disguises to get into the main complex, and Harry is willing to sneak into
    the barracks to get some. Trouble is, you need to give him sniper cover from the
    water tower. Once he's done talking, climb up the ladder and grab the sniper
    rifle. The scope on this rifle is much more powerful than the vintage rifle, so
    you should be able to get in a good shot from so far away. Firstly, look over to
    the left courtyard. Harry will appear from the manhole and immediately come
    under attack from several henchmen. You need to take them all out before Harry
    gets killed. Thankfully they tend to stay still most of the time, but they have
    a habit of weaving their heads round corners to shoot at Harry, making a decent
    shot awkward. Try to take the early advantage by shooting a couple before
    Harry's health bar appears. To make spotting the henchmen a little easier, zoom
    the scope out to see the whole courtyard to find another rather than just 
    scanning the area with the scope zoomed all the way in. You should only really
    zoom all the way in when you're about to take a shot. Six henchmen will appear
    before Harry moves onto the next courtyard. Same thing here, six henchmen need
    to die before Harry can escape. Once they are sorted, head back down the tower
    and meet up with Harry again.
    
    *Additional tip from Clay Hart**
    
    The grenades you picked up from the generator room earlier will be a real asset
    here if your aim is good. The henchmen tend to be fairly close together, so a
    well placed grenade will save you several sniper bullets. It is also worth
    noting that the barrels in the barracks are explosive, so you can shoot these to
    cause a real uproar.
    
    You can't use the ladder again, but there is a ramp on the other side that will
    take you onto the rooftop of the adjacent building which you can use to get back
    to ground level. Equip the machine gun while you're at it. There is a hole in 
    the roof over to the right of the ramp, drop through it and go through the door.
    Two henchmen will attack you, one from across the balcony and one from the 
    staircase below. Take them both out and follow the balcony along. A henchwoman 
    will attack you when you reach the other side, give her the same treatment.
    Another will attack you from the right as you descend the stairs. You will see a
    door over to you right near where this henchwoman is... sorry, was. As you pass
    the door opposite, it will open and a henchman will attack you. Keep following 
    the stairs down. The room in front of you as you reach the bottom has two 
    henchmen waiting for you, and the room opposite has one. Go through the door on
    the right, grab the grenades if you need them and go through the door to meet up
    with Harry (NB: This previous section can be skipped entirely by dropping off 
    the roof, but you'll be jumped by everyone in the building outside). Change into
    your uniforms, and laugh at the way Harry runs while wearing a henchWOMANs
    uniform!
    
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    Suppress your laughter and follow Harry through the base. Once you are inside 
    the main base, look for a set of stairs leading up to the power generator room. 
    Remember, while you are in disguise no one will suspect a thing, so DON'T SHOOT
    ANYONE! Go through the door and follow the passage round to the generator room.
    You'll find that the starter motor is switched off, so you'll need to activate 
    that before you can restore power. The engineer in front of you will head 
    downstairs towards this room. You need to follow him in order to get to the 
    lower floors, so do so. Again though, you'll need to do something else first, as
    there is no water pressure to the motor. As you were following the engineer, you
    should have noticed a corridor off to the left. Go down here and follow the path
    through the turbine room and all the way down to the flow control unit. Now turn
    the crank to re-activate the water flow. This will blow your cover, so now you 
    can shoot anyone you like again. Your first victim should be the engineer in the
    next room, he'll start shooting at you anyway if you leave him. Now head back to
    the turbine room and shoot the engineer right in front of you as you open the 
    door. You'll come under fire from quite a few directions here, mainly from the 
    balcony above. Head backup onto the turbines and smack down anyone shooting at 
    you, and pick up a Soviet Rifle while you're at it. The Soviet is extremely 
    powerful and accurate, more than enough to pound anyone you point it at. It 
    might be an idea to take one or two down from ground level first by using the 
    balcony as cover. Now head back to the starter motor room. When you reach a 
    junction in the corridor, turn left. Pick up the engineers ID card in the room 
    and turn on the motor. Unless you picked it up earlier, there's also a med-kit 
    here. Now turn round and go back towards the stairs. There's an elite henchman 
    waiting for you through here, so don't just run in blind. It's all clear from 
    here, Harry will be waiting in front of the generator room. Just go back and 
    activate the generator and the way to sector 3 will be open. Head over to the 
    blast door and flip the switch on the wall to open it.
    
    *Additional strategy courtesy of J.R.T*
    
    It IS in fact possible to remain under cover and avoid the fight in the turbine 
    room entirely. When you first go into the generator room on the upper floor, use
    your silenced pistol to kill the engineer before he starts towards the starter 
    motor. You can pick up his swipe card and use it yourself. If you miss this 
    opportunity, you can shoot him in the starter motor room as well. Now head 
    downstairs to the turbine room. Go to the lower floor of the turbine room and 
    plug the engineer down there in the back of the head (try to stay out of sight 
    of the one on the upper floor). Now deal with the one on the upper floor. 
    Finally, head down to the crank shaft room and plug the engineer down there. 
    Now, when you turn the crank shaft, the alarm won't be raised! You won't have to
    worry about the henchmen until you've activated the generator, and they're much 
    easier to deal with out in the open, especially with Harry helping you out. If 
    you need a Soviet, you can acquire one from the elite henchman on the balcony 
    and the one in front of the blast door.
    
    I've tried this myself, it makes this part of the level much easier and I 
    recommend it over my strategy, especially on Hard mode.
    
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    You'll immediately come under attack in this next section from three henchmen in
    the distance, and one has a habit of throwing grenades from round the corner on
    the left. Take them all out with the Soviet and get in the car. Harry will 
    prefer to take the stairs. Follow the tunnel all the way down, running over the
    poor sod in front of the barrier, until you see some crates. Run down the guy in
    the middle of the road and then back up the tunnel slightly before jumping out.
    There are about five henchmen ahead, all are quite easy to take out with the 
    Soviet and a couple of grenades. Only thing is, Harry likes to stand in the 
    middle of the lot of them, so it's quite easy to hit him. He draws a lot of fire
    though. Once they're all down, run up the tunnel into the door on the left 
    You'll find a med-kit and armour on the table, and something Harry despises: a 
    hostage. You'll have to leave him behind while he wastes his time here, so get 
    back to the car and keep following the tunnel round. You'll come across a locked
    blast door which you'll have to "open" manually. Leave the car here and head 
    further up the tunnel on foot until you see a blast door on your left. This will
    open to reveal a firing range. There's a box of grenades on the shelf by the 
    wall, but what you need is sitting at the end of a conveyor on the right wall: a
    tank shell. Pick this up with the uplink and carry it back to the door. Throw 
    the shell at the door to blow it up. If you miss or drop the shell, you'll have 
    to go back and pull the lever on the conveyor to get another one. Get back in 
    the car and head up the tunnel.
    
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    Run down the three henchmen in the middle of the road, then jump out of the car
    and gun down the remaining henchwoman waiting by the large lift. You'll have to
    leave the car here now. There is a door on the left right at the end of the 
    tunnel that leads onto a staircase. Take down the elite henchman waiting at the 
    bottom of the first flight, and another henchman and a booty guard at the bottom
    of the third. Now head down to the bottom of the tunnel. You'll see the Time 
    Traveler sending an army of henchmen through a time portal, but he'll see you 
    and leave two behind to deal with you. Gun them down and go through the blast 
    door at the end to complete the level.
    
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    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - Swinging Tipper (character)
                                    Normal/Hard - Henchman Cortez (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/       **THE KHALLOS EXPRESS - 1969**      \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    The Time Traveler has given Cortez the slip - but back at base Anya hopes to 
    trace the Brotherhood of Ultra Science into the future and find a new lead. 
    Meanwhile there are pressing issues to attend to! That twisted dude Khallos is
    threatening to start World War 3 by firing a nuclear missile from his train. 
    "Hey spaceman!", Harry Tipper needs a hand to save the world and rescue his 
    girl!
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Find Khallos
         - Prevent the missile launch
         - Destroy the helicopter
         - Deactivate the gas trap
         - Stop the train
    
    
    This is another fairly short, frantic level with little finesse required. 
    Although it is a direct continuation of the last mission, you don't get to keep
    your weapons.
    
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    Start this mission as you did the last, by putting the scope on your pistol. You
    won't get any stealth kills, bu thte level is so long you can see henchmen from 
    miles away. Head up into the cabin of the engine and shoot the henchman on the 
    tank in front through the window. Now get up there yourself and walk down to the
    end, shooting the elite henchwoman on the right as you go. Before you reach the 
    end, duck down and peek over the edge of the tank. You should be able to get a 
    good view down below at the four henchmen on the next carriage. Take out the two
    at the back first, then edge forwards until you can see the one on the left. 
    Finally, take out the henchwoman just in front of him. Now drop down and go on
    to the next carriage.
    
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    As you open the door, quickly shoot the henchman on the left before he jumps in
    the machinegun nest, then take out the henchwoman. If he does get into the nest,
    you'll have to wait until the gun overheats before getting round the side and 
    popping him. Two more will appear through the door ahead before you can get to 
    the next carriage. There are two henchmen in the next room. Take out the one on 
    the radio first, the one behind the desk will tip it over to use as cover. Pop 
    him when he sticks his head up and nab his machine gun. If you need healing, 
    there's a med-kit on the top shelf, but you'll need to use the uplink to get it.
    Tipper will leave you here to contact his HQ (although you can't help but wonder
    who chose the code name "Shower Of Gold" for him). Head on into the next 
    carriage without him. If you want a real laugh before going on, try opening the 
    locked toilet door and laugh at the noises that emerge from the poor henchwoman 
    trying to shit a hedgehog... anyway. The next corridor is fairly heavily 
    populated, but the machine gun should have little trouble mowing everyone down.
    Two henchmen are waiting in the corridor itself, and two more will pop out of 
    the cabins as you approach. As you move up, a gunship will rake the carriage 
    with gunfire, duck out of the way of a window and you'll escape unscathed. 
    There's a small med-kit in the first carriage if needed. Meanwhile another 
    henchman will attack you from the end of the corridor, and the constipated 
    henchwoman will attack from behind. It's unlikely both will attack together, so
    just take the henchman out and turn around and wait for the henchwoman. Once 
    that's sorted, move onto the next carriage.
    
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    You'll see a lot more of that gunship on this next carriage, and you'll have to
    use the crates as cover if you don't want to get cut to pieces. It will first 
    attack from the front, then right, then left. When it goes from the front, run 
    up behind the boxes ahead of you and use your machine gun to shatter the wooden
    crate. When it stops firing, move to the next one. Stay over to the right and 
    shoot the next crate, staying out of the firing line of the gunship. Once this 
    crate is down, you have a clear path to a SAM battery. Stay in cover until the 
    gunship has finished its left-side attack, then run for the end of the carriage.
    There is a control panel on a box at the end, activating this will launch the 
    missiles at the gunship, destroying it. Note that the gunship will stop firing
    at you the second you push the button. Now get up on the roof of the next 
    carriage. As you go down, two henchmen will attack you from roof doors on the 
    left. Shoot them down and arm your scoped pistol. There are two henchmen on the
    next carriage that need to go down, the furthest is on the left, nearest on the
    right. Drop down onto the carriage and pick up the Soviet rifle the first one 
    was carrying. Another train will pull in alongside and several explosive barrels
    around you will be sent flying. Try not to stand anywhere near them. Another 
    gunship will emerge and start firing at you, but your future self shows up with
    a heatseeker and starts taking pot shots at it. Your job here is to keep the 
    henchmen off of your future self while he canes the gunship. They will appear 
    from either side on top of the carriage, use the Soviet to take them out. If you
    see a cracking effect around your screen, it means your future self is taking 
    damage. Once the gunship is destroyed, it will crash into the next carriage, 
    shattering it and a flaming henchman will run towards you. Gun him down before 
    he shoots and head into what's left of this next carriage. Go through until you 
    reach a closed door. In this carriage is the armoury, guarded by four henchmen. 
    When you enter the carriage, strafe left so you can get the upper hand. There 
    are three in the armoury itself and one will attack from behind the wall ahead. 
    Once they're all down, take the med-kit on the table and pick up the Tactical 
    12-gauge. This is your first close range pwnage gun, a single shot being enough 
    to take down anyone. Pick up any machine gun ammo you need as well before 
    heading on. Equip the 12-gauge before heading round the corner and blasting one 
    more henchman to hell who decided to wait there for you.
    
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    Once you climb on top of the next carriage, you'll find the wormhole needed to
    get to the other train to help out your past self with the gunship. When you 
    regain control, you'll be face to face with four henchmen, all of whom can be 
    blown away with the 12-gauge. Go through the door and pick up the heatseeking 
    rockets before going outside. Pick up the heatseeker. This variant of the 
    standard rocket launcher can lock on to targets before it fires, and you'll need
    it to lock on to the gunship. Don't worry about the henchmen above you, Past 
    Cortez will sort them out (and you did a damn good job, didn't you?). The 
    heatseeker needs a second or two to lock onto its target, so keep moving to 
    avoid too much damage. Once it has locked on, launch the rocket and lock on to 
    the next target. Three rockets need to hit home before the gunship crumbles. 
    Once that's done, head back the way you came and Cortez will jump back onto the
    other train.
    
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    Arm the Soviet or 12-gauge and head round to the right, blasting the henchman in
    front of you. Pick up his dual machine guns. No need to worry about anything 
    else now, these babies will cream anything. And it's just as well, because round
    the corner are four henchmen waiting to be caned. Another one is standing in 
    front of the door to the next carriage. Three henchmen are waiting in the next 
    carriage and one more will attack you from the other train as you pass the door.
    None of them should pose a problem, they're all out in the open. The next 
    carriage is a bit more crowded, there are five in here. Keep the twin machine 
    guns equipped and you won't have a problem, especially when Harry reappears. 
    Head through the door at the end and go up the stairs to the upper floor, but 
    feel free to have a go on the slot machine before you go.
    
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    You'll come face to face with Khallos up here, and he'll activate a gas trap. 
    Keep an eye on that lever he pulls, that's your ticket out. Whip out the uplink
    and use it on the lever through the door to deactivate the trap. Now head into 
    Khallos's office. If you wait a second, Harry will crack Khallos's safe and you
    can get a med-kit. Now pull the lever on the wall to open the door at the other
    end of the carriage and gun down the two henchwomen that come up the stairs. 
    Before you go, you can play around with Khallos's cat, Strudel if you want, but
    let's move on. The missile is in the next carriage. Run past it, gunning down 
    the two henchmen as you go, and go up to the control panel. You now need to 
    solve a path puzzle to deactivate the missile in a time limit. The idea is to 
    rotate the path segments to connect green to green and blue to blue. 
    Unfortunately I can't give you the solution here as the set-up is random, but 
    this one isn't very difficult at all (especially when compared to the ones in a 
    later mission). Once that is done, pick up the armour underneath the desk on the
    left and get up onto the final carriage.
    
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    Run up the carriage towards the end and you'll be stopped by Khallos wearing a
    jetpack. He really isn't difficult at all. While airborne, he fires blue laser 
    bolts that are quite easily avoided normally, and are veryy easily avoided when
    you hit him and completely screw up his aim. To take him out, you need to 
    destroy his jetpack. The twin machine guns do this job admirably, and when 
    you're out of ammo for them, switch to the 12-gauge. He'll fly off into the 
    distance when you beat him. Now run down to the engine at the front of the 
    train. Go up the right hand side and pull the brake lever to end the mission.
    
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    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - Kitten Celeste (character)
                                    Normal/Hard - Elite Henchwoman (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/       **MANSION OF MADNESS - 1994**       \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    Anya has traced the Brotherhood of Ultra Science to an isolated creepy 
    Conneticut mansion house in 1994. There's no time to lose - Anya's research has 
    revealed that the mansion will burn to the ground on this very night! Good news 
    is that Cortez has a resourceful new chum to help him out, the very capable 
    Jo-Beth Casey, the bad news is that the mansion is infested by zombies. Eugh!
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Investigate the mansion
         - Rescue the scientist
         - Investigate the attic
         - Locate lab entrance
         - Defeat the creature
    
    
    This is quite a long mission and requires a very good head shot ability. The 
    zombies in this level can only be effectively killed by decapitation. There's 
    several other nasties waiting in here as well.
    
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    Follow Jo-Beth and go in the front door. A tree will collapse behind you, 
    trapping you inside and a scientist trying to warn you against entering meets a
    rather sudden end. Pick up the flamethrower in front of you. This is a short
    ranged indiscriminate fire weapon that can set enemies alight, slowly draining
    their health until they die. However, it has another more pressing use right
    now, as you'll come under attack from four ghosts coming down the stairs in
    front of you. A short burst is enough to take them all out. Now follow Jo-Beth
    down the corridor to your right.
    
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    Before going through the door in front of you, pick up the baseball bat on the 
    floor. This is an extension of your melee attack and is far more powerful, 
    especially for what's in the next room. Three zombies will start shuffling 
    towards you. Equip the baseball bat and start smacking them about, their heads 
    will dislodge after three hits (five on Hard). Once they are down, three more 
    will come out of the newly blown hole in the wall, and two of them has a bat of 
    their own. You need hit-and-run tactics for these. Run in and smack him, then 
    get back before he hits you in return. Then repeat until done, same goes for the
    other one. The other two are no different from the ones you've already killed. 
    Before going on, pick up the revolver from the body in the corner of the room. 
    This pistol is enough to blow the head off a zombie in one hit, but it has very
    little ammo at the moment, so it's best to stick with the bat. Follow Jo-Beth 
    into the next room where you'll see another ghost. This one is different from 
    the ones you fought previously. Approach it and it will form a wall of fire 
    across the room, blocking your progress. Two flaming zombies will emerge. 
    Obviously the bat isn't the best option here, so arm your revolver and blow 
    their heads off. It needs to be a straight hit in the head, anywhere else and 
    they'll just shrug it off (just aim normally, I find it much harder with fine 
    aim to get a good hit). Incidentally, you can kill a zombie with just normal 
    body shots, but it takes so much ammo it isn't worth it in the slightest. Once 
    they are down, the door to your right will open. Head outside and you'll see two
    scientists up a tree trying to escape from several worm-like creatures running 
    around underground (anyone seen the film Tremors?). One tries to make a run for 
    the mansion and meets a swift end. Your objective here is to save the other 
    scientist from the same fate. He'll tell you that there is a flamethrower lying 
    around on the ground, however you have your own. It's the only thing that'll 
    work on the worms. Equip it and start running around on the grass, luring them 
    up. When one pops its head up, torch it. There should be five of them running 
    around. If you do need a top-up for your flamethrower, the one he was talking 
    about is over to the left somewhere. Once they're dead, he'll run over to the 
    mansion and tell you about the attic, which is where you need to head next. Go 
    back into the room and the fire wall will die down, revealing a double door over
    to the right.
    
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    Before going any further, pick up the two shotguns on the walls. The shotgun is 
    your primary weapon for decapitating zombies, marred only by a long reload time.
    Now go through the two sets of doors in front of you into the dining room. Jo-
    Beth will pull out her own shotgun and actually be some use for a change. Well,
    not much. She gets few headshots and more often than not has a habit of hitting
    you. Because of this, try to attack a different target from her. Eleven zombies
    will now drop into the room in waves of two or three at a time. Keep your eyes 
    open, one will have a baseball bat and two will have shotguns of their own. 
    These ones are top priority, if you see one, go for them immediately. They can 
    do considerable damage if they hit. While you're at it, try to clear as much of
    the floor as possible, you'll need it for the next part. Once all zombies are 
    dead (again), the moose head on the wall will start battering its way through 
    the wall. Meet the Deerhaunter. He's actually quite difficult to avoid as he has
    a tendency of constantly running towards you trying to swipe you with his claws
    or antlers. This is why you needed the room cleared. One strategy is to 
    backtrack around the room in laps while pounding him with your shotgun. This is
    pretty difficult, as if you get stuck even once he'll hit you hard. If you want
    a really cheap way of doing it, hide in the hole he smashed in the wall. For 
    some reason, he can't get back in and you're free to smash him in safety. Once 
    he's down, head through the double doors next to Jo-Beth. You'll see a scientist
    running down the stairs in front of you with a somewhat faster zombie chasing 
    him. Blow him away and head upstairs yourself. Start by heading through the 
    doors in front of you. There's a zombie with a baseball bat ahead, but first, 
    turn left and blast the one right next to the door. Then go for the one with the
    bat. On the other side of the balcony is a zombie shooting at you with a 
    shotgun. You can try a few long range shots while moving towards him, but 
    Jo-Beth may draw his fire (she may even kill him herself). Once he is down, pick
    up his shotgun and the revolver in the corner of the room and head back outside.
    Now go through the other doors into the corridor. First thing to do is clear out
    the two zombies in the room to your right, the one at the back has a shotgun you
    can use. Go back out and head down the corridor. You will see a zombie lying 
    inanimate on the floor. This will come to life as soon as you approach it, 
    supported by three more coming from the door in front of you. Blow away the two 
    nearest first and then go for the armed ones in the doorway, shotgun first. The 
    next room on your right has a scientist cowering in the corner. There are also 
    two med-kits in here: one in the wardrobe and one in the left cupboard under the
    desk. They're both full healing kits, so you can come back here if you get hurt 
    up ahead. Through the next set of doors, a zombie with a shotgun is waiting 
    round the corner, as well as three more (one shotgun) in the next corridor. The 
    door on the left is locked, so go straight to the door at the top of the 
    corridor and into the library. There are four zombies in here, and two have 
    shotguns. Your best bet is to stay by the door and let them come to you, this 
    way it's unlikely you'll have to take them both at once. Grab the dropped 
    shotguns and head upstairs. There's one more zombie waiting behind a bookcase 
    over to the left. Take her down and head through the doors.
    
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    There's a scientist who's obviously cracked sitting behind the sofa, and an 
    inanimate zombie on the floor. You can ignore this one, it won't come to life, 
    so head through the door and into the next corridor. Ignore the room on the 
    left, it's empty. Follow the corridor round. If you need a med-kit, the room on
    the right has a med-kit in the desk cupboard, and if you want a surprise, open
    the wardrobe. The rest are empty. Going up the corridor, you'll see a scientist
    with a flamethrower trying to fend off a swarm of beetles and failing miserably
    (scarabs from The Mummy, no doubt). Whip out your own and torch them all as they
    come for you. Up ahead, there's a body with a shotgun in the open room on the 
    right, and you can pick up the flamethrower the scientist dropped in the top 
    room on the right. Be aware of the floored zombie in this room, you'll be seeing
    more of her. Go into the next room and four more zombies will be waiting, one 
    with a shotgun on the right. Once triggered, the zombie you saw earlier will be 
    alive. Turn round and blast her before clearing this room. The door to the attic
    is in the next corridor on the right.
    
    **Additional tip from Joe Riddiford**
    
    Tired of waiting for those zombies lying on the floor to get up? Torch them. If 
    you use the flamethrower on them, they'll get up straight away so you can deal 
    with them there and then. Much better than letting them get the jump on you, 
    especially when you've got zombies with shotguns to worry about at the same 
    time.
    
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    Go up the stairs into the attic. You'll meet that ghost again, and it will bring
    all the zombies in the room to life. This is quite hard. There are five zombies
    in this room, two with shotguns, and every so often the ghost will fling fire at
    you. You have to keep moving here and blast the zombies over the back with the
    shotguns as first priority. Once they are all down the ghost will vanish again.
    Head through the passageway at the top of the stairs and blast the zombie in the
    passageway. There's another lying on the floor ahead which will become a threat
    when you enter the next room. Immediately turn round and blast him before
    clearing this room. There's four zombies in here, two with shotguns. Try waiting
    in the corridor and blast them as they emerge round the corner. Moving on,
    follow the corridor round and drop down into another large roof section. You'll
    see a scientist over by the stairs on his last legs with a med-kit beside him,
    listen to what he has to say then go down the stairs. Stop at the top of the
    last flight to get the jump on a zombie with a shotgun below you. When you hit
    the bottom, the remaining three will come to life, all with shotguns. Just keep
    moving and blast them all as quick as you can, and use the stairs for cover if
    you need to. A door will open in the corner of the room. However, you'll fall
    through the floor when approaching it.
    
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    Head down the stairs and into the room at the bottom. The scientist will tell
    you that the Time Traveler is still here, he's in the catacombs below. Go
    through the door on the left. There's a small armoury in the next room with a
    med-kit, a revolver and a shotgun. Once you've rearmed, head outside. The door
    across from you is locked, so head over to the well. Predictably as ever, the 
    wall will collapse behind you and a large undead creature will rise from the 
    well. He can be pretty difficult as his attacks are hard to avoid. Circle the 
    well in a clockwise direction, this will give you the best chance of evading, 
    and constantly unload your shotgun in his face. It shouldn't take too long to 
    take him out. Once you do, Jo-Beth will show up again and you'll be able to get
    back through the rubble. Go through the locked door.
    
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    The kitchen is a pretty intimidating place. First things first, behead the 
    zombie cook as quickly as you can, because a load of carrion carcasses are 
    waiting to jump you as soon as you enter. Thankfully, the carcasses fall to the
    floor after only one shot, and each one can't take more than two. There are four
    in all. Once that's done, head through the door opposite where you came in and 
    into the fridge room. There's another zombie cook hiding behind the carcass at 
    the back on the left. Head through to the back to complete the level
    
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    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - Arthur Aching (character)
                                    Normal/Hard - Gaston Boucher (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/         **WHAT LIES BELOW - 1994**        \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    Cortez and Jo-Beth descend to the catacombs below the mansion. There's still no 
    sign of the Time Traveler but the horrors and craziness around them are clearly 
    the result of the twisted research of the Brotherhood of Ultra Science. Who is 
    behind this madness?
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Uncover the identity of the mystery time traveler
         - Protect Jo-Beth from the zombie horde
         - Eliminate "Princess"
         - Escape from the catacombs
    
    
    A continuation of the previous mission, there's plenty more zombies to come as
    well as a few ghosts. Thankfully you'll be getting the means to take them on 
    later.
    
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    Follow Jo-Beth through this part, ignoring the flying boxes. You'll figure out 
    what that's all about later. There's some revolver ammo lying around near where
    you start, so grab it first. Up ahead, Jo-Beth crawls through a barred-up door 
    and ends up falling through the floor. Turn round and head out to where you saw 
    a scientist meed an unhappy end. There is a door over on the left. Follow this 
    corridor round and eventually you'll fall through as well, right behind Jo-Beth.
    Walk up to her... and you'll discover it isn't Jo-Beth at all, it's a 
    shapeshifting zombie (Jo-Barf Creepy to be precise). Treat this one like any 
    other, a revolver bullet to the head is enough. Three more will appear ahead, 
    apply the same treatment. The real Jo-Beth is down the stairs ahead, hanging 
    from the ceiling after getting caught in a zombie trap. You now have to keep the
    zombies off of her while she tries to free herself. About nine zombies will show
    up, some will attack you while others go for Jo-Beth. Simply behead all of them
    and she will free herself, prioritizing the ones going for her. You've probably
    got little ammo left for the revolver, so pick up the shotgun at the base of the
    stairs and the box of shells underneath the balcony. Now head up onto the 
    balcony, beheading the zombie at the top. There are two more in the passageway 
    ahead, both of which are fast moving, so be quick on the trigger and reload 
    after shooting the first one. Go through the doors at the bottom of the stairs.
    
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    Go down the corridor, seeing a scientist getting screwed over by two zombies in
    the room on the left. Another zombie will walk out of the door on the left 
    ahead, twat him and go down that corridor. Go into the room with the zombies and
    smack both of them down. Unfortunately, it's too late for the scientist who's 
    also been zombified, so put him out of his misery. You'll now need to access the
    computer on the desk to open the door behind you. Go into the security folder 
    and unlock the door, and if you want a laugh, check out some of the 
    communications in the other folder (especially the Doom 3 piss-take with the 
    audio log!). Be careful through this next section, there are six electrified 
    zombies waiting for you. They're no tougher than normal, but they can shoot 
    lightning at you. Take them out in the normal manner, the lightning isn't that 
    hard to avoid. The reason I say be careful is because the wires that electified
    them in the first place are still dangling from the ceiling and can be quite 
    painful. In the lab at the bottom of the corridor, Jo-Beth will try to get the 
    security door open, and you have to fend off another wave of zombies. If you 
    need extra ammo, there's a shotgun on the desk beside the computer. The zombies
    will appear from the conveyor belts at the back of the room, just shoot them as
    they appear. There is also a harpoon gun on the table in between the first and 
    second belts. After ten zombies, Jo-Beth will get the door open, she'll follow
    you through. Follow the corridor round (and listen to the drunken scientist if
    you want, he's funny!) until you reach a set of double doors. Open them and 
    blast the zombie on the other side. Another will run out of the office to your 
    left. Head in there and pick up the shells and harpoons (you'll get this weapon
    later). If you want, access the computer on the desk and start up the software.
    You can screw around with this zombie's proportions by stretching, inflating, 
    flaming, etc. Be careful though, some effects will kill it. There's a similar 
    lab next door. Go up to the desk and pick up the revolver. Now if you're feeling
    really sadistic, there's a scientist who's locked himself in the pod, the 
    software will work on him too! Once you're done, head through the double doors.
    
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    Go through the next set of double doors and you'll see Dr. Harvey by the pit in 
    the next room. You may have read about him in the memo on the computers in the 
    last rooms. Poor guy. Ah well, shit happens. Go back into the corridor and 
    through the doors, you'll arrive in a room with a pentagram on the floor. 
    There's a man in here who looks distinctly like the Time Traveler, and he'll 
    send you into the depths of the catacombs. After your little fall you'll land in
    a mine cart. Immediately equip the revolver, you'll need something a little more
    fast firing than the shotgun here. As the cart follows its course, you'll see 
    sevreal headsprouters hanging down from the ceiling. One bullet will blow them 
    up, but it's a matter of seeing them early enough and having enough bullets left
    so you don't end up reloading when one is approaching. It doesn't matter all 
    that much, they do little damage. The first is right in front of you and there's
    another round the corner. Reload as you go down the slope. There's three in 
    quick succession as you level out again, but the first two may miss you. A slow 
    straight section follows with another waiting ahead. Reload as you go up the 
    slope and plug the one at the top. This next part is pretty slow, take out the 
    two down this straight, reload, and smash the one round the corner ahead. You'll
    encounter one more as you shoot down this slope before the mine cart crashes at 
    the bottom and you go on on foot. After you crsah, you'll meet up with your 
    future self again, carrying a strange energy weapon: a ghost gun. You'll need to
    help each other through this section, he'll take out the ghosts while you deal 
    with the zombies. Don't stray too far from him, ghosts can be quite damaging. 
    Start by grabbing the harpoon gun from the wall in front of you. The harpoon gun
    is a very accurate rapid fire weapon, but trust be when I say you'll want to 
    save it for now. Take out the two in front of you and the one that wanders round
    the corner ahead. Follow Future Cortez round the corner, staying near him. 
    You'll get jumped from both sides here, be ready for both of them. Two more will
    appear from round the corner, and one from the ground in front of you. Another 
    two will show up from round the next corner, and one more rround the one after 
    that. The last one is in the distance. Head up to the end of the corridor and 
    you'll part ways with your future self. Go up the ramp. There is a ghost gun in 
    the corridorup ahead. Now you can see and take on ghosts, which is more than a 
    good thing, because there's several in this corridor. Move very slowly and be 
    ready for any that appear. If you get too close, you won't be able to prevent 
    them attacking. Back off as soon as you see one and plaster them with the ghost 
    gun. As you go round, you'll see a med-kit behind several wooden beams, you can 
    either grab it now with the uplink or wait until you come round the othre side, 
    it depends on how badly you need the health. Once you come back out the other 
    side, you'll meet your past self and the process starts all over again, only 
    this time it's you taking on the ghosts. Now you see what all that box flying 
    nonsense was earlier, it was ghosts flinging them around. Go the same way as 
    before, keeping your eyes forward and back for these ghosts. They're the only 
    thing that can harm your past self, the zombies can't damage him. To start with,
    there's one right in front of you., and another will appear as you move up. Go 
    round the corner and two more will appear. Round the next corner, two zombies 
    will show up as well as two ghosts. This can be difficult, but concentrate on 
    the ghosts more than anything else. Once they're down, you may have to give your
    past self a hand with the zombies, then move on. You'll need to be quick here, 
    one will quickly emerge from round the corner and another is waiting further 
    along. This should be all, head down to the same place as before to part ways 
    with your past self. Drop down into the pit.
    
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    You'll now come face-to-face with that "Princess" that Harvey was rambling on 
    about, it was that creature you fought earlier. It has a flammable canister 
    stuck in its mouth which is obviously what you need to go for. Begin by 
    immediately picking up the harpoon gun over to your left. You need to be quick 
    here. Jo-Beth is hanging above Princess (Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom 
    style!), and over time she will take fire damage. Take too long and she'll burn
    to death and Princess will eat her. Immediately equip the harpoon gun. You'll 
    need good aim here. There's only two ways you can hit the canister: through the 
    hole in it's skull and when it opens its mouth. It has a greatly reduced range 
    of attacks from before, but its fire breath is still among them. You'll also be
    followed by several winged things. Ignore them as best you can, you don't have 
    the time to waste on them. Circle the arena as you did before and wait for 
    Princess to open her mouth, whether it be by using the fire attack or just 
    roaring. Then plaster the canister with the harpoon gun. It shouldn't take much
    to finish her. Once Princess goes down, so will the things flying after you. If
    you run out of ammo for the harpoon gun, there is more by the lift on the other
    side of the arena, but watch your ammo at all times, it doesn't reapawn. 
    
    **Additional note from Stephen Ng**
    
    If you do run out of ammo for the harpoon gun, the ghost gun is also pretty 
    effective, although a bit more difficult to aim. And seeing as it has unlimited 
    ammo for this mission, it is by far a better choice than the shotgun or 
    revolver.
    
    Head over to the lift when you're done and go back to where the pentagram room 
    was. Go through the doors at the end into the man's office. Pick up the med-kit,
    harpoons and revolver and log onto his machine. The identity of the Time 
    Traveler will be revealed by reading the personal log: Jacob Crow. Upon exiting 
    the log, the emergency exit will open and a 2 minute self-destruct countdown 
    will start (You didn't say the magic word? Okay, Jurassic Park, is that good 
    enough?) Now you need to backtrack through the catacombs to reach the exit, and 
    the place is once again plastered with zombies. Ignore as many as you can, just
    run and only plug the ones that get in your way. The harpoon gun is surprisingly
    good at taking these out. The exit is way back in the corridor where that 
    scientist got eaten by the two zombies. There were two doors at the end, the one
    on the right was locked. It isn't anymore, and you need to get back there 
    pronto. Work your way back to this door. Don't worry about Jo-Beth, she can fend
    for herself. As soon as you activate the lift, the level is complete.
    
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    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - Dr. Lancet (character)
                                    Normal/Hard - Jo-Barf Creepy (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/      **BREAKING AND ENTERING - 2052**     \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    At last the Time Traveler has a name - Jacob Crow, a crazed genius carrying on 
    his perverted research across two centuries. Firstly as the father of the 
    Brotherhood of Ultra Science and then a hundred years later as the founder of 
    U-Genix. Crow might think he's safe but Cortez is hot on his tail. In 2052 the 
    U-Genix Corporation is under investigation for illegal research - sounds like a 
    good time to sneak in and find out what's going on.
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Locate Crow's office
         - Penetrate rooftop security
         - Protect the intruder
         - Activate fire suppression system
         - Help Amy gain access to Crow's floor
         - Access Crow's terminal
         - Return to the lift
    
    
    Ahh, enemies you can kill just by shooting them again. This is a fairly short 
    level, but there is a degree of stealth involved unless you like getting 
    
    plastered by robotic defences.
    
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    Start by turning round and heading over to the ramp down. You'll see an engineer
    looking over the balcony and a mag-charger at his feet. Use your uplink to pull
    the mag-charger over to you. The mag-charger is an electromagnetic pulse weapon 
    that can really screw up electrical systems, but that's about all it's good for 
    here as it can't shoot through walls in story mode. Aim at the engineer's head 
    and pull the trigger, then pick up his LX-18. This is a very good pistol that 
    can not only equip a scope and silencer, but can hold 18 bullets per clip as its
    name suggests. Alternatively, if you just want to inflict severe pain, pick up a
    box with the uplink and fire it into the engineer's back. Then pick the weapons
    up. Depends on how sadistic you're feeling. At any rate, head down the ramp. To
    start with, you need to disable some of these security systems to make your
    approach into the building easier. Once down the ramp, head left and go down the
    path. If you keep your eyes left you should see a set of laser beams across the
    two buildings, break these and you'll set the alarm off. On the other side of
    them you should see a panel on the wall. Use the mag-charger viewscope to see it
    even better. If you fry this with the mag-charger, the beams will go down. Now
    go through here, but before turning right, look up at the corner of the building
    on your left and you should see a camera. You'll have to fry this before moving
    on. There should be a door over to your right, go in and put a bolt through the
    engineer's head. Pick up the armour by the pipes in the corner and go over to
    the console he was operating. From here you can disable all security systems
    including the robots and unlock the door on the opposite side of the roof. Do
    this and go back outside. Now go right over to the other side of the roof and go
    through the door at the end.
    
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    Another set of beams block your progress, and this time there seems to be no
    panel. Actually, there is. Get as close to the beams as you can and look over
    the balcony on the right wall. The panel is just over the edge. Fry it and head
    downstairs. You can only go down one floor as a laser grid blocks any further 
    progress. Go through the door and fry the camera to your right, then equip the 
    LX-18 in alt fire mode and head over to the left. You should see an engineer by
    the door in the distance. Pop him in the head. Now head over to the door he was
    near. It's blocked by another set of beams, the panel to deactivate them is on 
    the other side of the door, so fry it when it opens. Go through the door, re-
    equip the LX-18 and pop the engineer round the corner. There's another camera 
    you have to take out above the door at the end of this passage, and another one
    in roughly the same place on the other side of the second double doors. Take out
    the engineer in this next corridor. Follow it round to the right until you come
    to the security point. There is a security guard at the console, pop him then 
    pick up the time disrupter grenades in the locker to your left. These grenades 
    not only do great damage to whatever they hit, but they slow everything in the 
    blast radius to a virtual standstill, making combat much easier. Save them
    though, there's worthy targets for them. Step onto the platform with the
    console.
    
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    Pick up the med-kit and armour if you need them (you actually shouldn't have 
    even been hit so far if you've followed the guide to the letter) and go over to
    the security console. You'll see the intruder you saw earlier in one of the
    corridors taking out two security officers rather stylishly before going into an
    office. You'll take control of a security gun turret in this room as she gets 
    jumped by security guards. The turret is controlled with the right stick and the
    trigger is R2. All you have to do is plaster the walls with them as they enter
    the room. Be careful though, not all of them will use the door, some may come 
    through the windows. Keep an eye on the intruder's position to make sure none 
    have snuck up behind her. Once they're all down, she'll deactivate another set 
    of security systems making your progress easier. You'll also inadvertantly learn
    the intruders name from her health bar: Amy Chen. When you leave the camera, 
    head back down to the cabinet with the grenades and pick up the SBP500 up 
    against the side of it. The SBP is a very powerful rapid-fire machine gun that 
    can seriously mow anything if aimed at roughly head height, and can even take 
    down those security robots. Try not to empty the clip in a firefight though, it
    takes a fair while to reload. Go back outside and head to the staircase across 
    the room, descend to the next floor. Be quick though, there's a camera just 
    outside the door.
    
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    You need to be very quick in this next part. At the end of the corridor you are 
    in is a security robot, and in such an enclosed area you will be creamed. Run up
    behind it until it turns the corner. Follow it round, you should see a console 
    on the wall to the left. Go into the console and deactivate the robot before it 
    turns round, and while you're at it, activate the cleaning robot. This little 
    bugger will unlock a room further down the corridor, allowing you access to 
    another room in the corner of it. Go into this room and shoot one of the 
    flammable canisters in the corner. This will set off the sprinklers and severely
    screw the electrical systems. Now exit this room and go back to the corridor. 
    There is another room close to where you came in that was locked. An engineer 
    will now come out and switch off the sprinklers, so use this opportunity to go 
    in. You may want the SBP armed at this point. As you approach the door at the 
    other end of the room, a gunship will rake the room with machine gun fire, so 
    duck behind a desk until it has passed. Six security guards will then drop into
    the room through the windows. Massacre them with the SBP and head back over to 
    the door. Don't go through yet though, a security bot will enter the room and 
    start shooting you up. This is the sort of target you should have been saving 
    your grenades for. Throw one at the robot and it will more than likely destroy 
    it. If it's still standing, a quick burst from the SBP will finish it off. Head 
    through the door.
    
                                         - -
    
    The ladies toilets hold a med-kit and armour if you need it, and there's a 
    drunken engineer in the men's bogs. Follow the path to the end and go through 
    the door in front of you to meet up with Amy. She'll talk to you briefly about 
    her objectives before three security guards appear behind her. Give them the SBP
    in the face and go down this corridor. Go in the room on the left first and
    destroy the robot at the end with a time grenade. This will save you the trouble
    later on. Now go into the room on the right. Amy will access the terminal while 
    you give her cover. Most of the security guards will attack from the front door,
    but there will be the odd one that attacks from the window. This is the reason I
    said destroy the robot earlier, if you didn't it will also join the attack. Once
    the terminal has been hacked, follow Amy back to the lift, picking up a 
    dispersion gun from the guards as you do. The dispersion gun I don't personally 
    find all that useful, it's rate of fire is very slow and it doesn't do that much
    damage, but each to their own anyway. The lift will take you down to Crow's 
    floor.
    
                                         - -
    
    As soon as you exit the lift, two security guards will attack you from the door
    on the right. Mow them down and go over to the door. Two more are waiting for 
    you as well as a security bot. This is ideal actually, fling a grenade at the 
    bot, this will all but destroy it and the two security guards will be slowed to
    a crawl. Finish them all with the SBP. There are more security guards up ahead,
    two in front of the office door and two more in the office itself. Again mow 
    them all down and go into the office. However, as you go in, two more security 
    guards and a robot are waiting. First thing is to grenade the robot, then turn 
    round and do the security guards. One is in the open, another is behind a box on
    the left. Amy will now hack into Crow's terminal and discover the location of 
    the U-Genix research labs. You now have to get back to the lift, but before you 
    can, you'll be jumped by another wave of security guards. Two will burst through
    the window and three will emerge from the door. Another is waiting in the 
    corridor at the end. Finally, two more security guards and a bot are waiting in
    the lift room. Take them out with a grenade and head over to the lift to 
    complete the level.
    
                                         - -
    
    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - Inceptor (character)
                                    Normal/Hard - Jack Sprocket (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/       **YOU GENIUS, U-GENIX - 2052**      \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    Deep in the heart of the U-Genix building, Cortez and Amy Chen find themselves 
    at the heart of Jacob Crow's secret research lab - but where is Crow and what 
    exactly is he researching?
    
    OBJECTIVES:
    
    Primary
         - Find Jacob Crow
         - Obtain an employee's ID card
         - Advance past the security area with Amy
         - Pass through the sterilization sensors
         - Clear the area of hostiles
         - Destroy Crow's security droids
    Secondary
         - Decode first security terminal
         - Decode phase two of first security terminal
         - Destroy the railbots
         - Decode second security terminal
         - Destroy the spiderbots
    
    
    
    Again, a continuation of the last level, and this time it's quite a bit longer.
    There's a couple of very evil puzzles as well, coupled with quite a weird time 
    loop. Thankfully there's very little fighting until later in the mission.
    
                                         - -
    
    Once Crow has finished talking on the screen, head down the corridor to the 
    left. You'll come out into a circular room with a spiderbot patrolling. These 
    things are tough to say the least, taking almost a whole clip from the LX-18 to
    destroy, even with Amy's support. Another one will replace it after it's 
    destroyed as well. When they're both down, Amy will try to open a security door
    over to the right, but find that it's locked and it can't be bypassed. You'll 
    need a security key to go through here. Go through the other door instead and 
    follow the corridor round. Another spiderbot is waiting in the next room and 
    again it will be replaced by another when it is destroyed. If you need it (and I
    don't doubt you do), there's a box of LX-18 ammo (mistakenly labelled LX-29 for
    some reason) to the left of the door you came in from. Amy will tell you to 
    check the living quarters up ahead for an ID pass, so go on ahead of her. You'll
    emerge in a shower room. Two guys are using the showers and one of them appears 
    to have left his passcard on the shelf at the back. Liberate it from him and 
    head back to where Amy is waiting. The passcard is labelled R03, it will open 
    the corresponding room. Once you go in, you will change into a doctor's uniform
    and will obtain an ID card and an injector. The injector isn't much use at the 
    moment, but it will be vital later on. Looks like your new name is Dr. Gordon 
    (Half-Life reference!). Now go back to the security door you couldn't open 
    before, your ID card will allow you access.
    
                                         - -
    
    Up ahead is a security checkpoint, but only you have the clearence to pass 
    through. You need to deactivate the point before Amy can join you. Go through 
    yourself and the inceptors at the end will inform you of the lockdown. Looks 
    like you can't go anywhere yet. Head up the stairs and check the console. 
    There's some funny emails and stuff here, but the main thing you need to do is
    take control of the railbot. Use it to zap the inceptors to hell, then go over
    to the switch behind you and deactivate the security point. You could always 
    just shoot them, but that would be too subtle, wouldn't it? Once the point is 
    deactivated, pick up the dispersion guns and head through the opened door.
    
                                         - -
    
    Go through the corridor and pick up the time grenades on the trolley on the 
    right, and if you head to the left, you'll find out exactly why the lockdown was
    in effect. Through the double doors and down the corridor will bring you to 
    another security door, but the sterilization sensor won't let you through. You 
    need to be sterilized before you can pass. In that case, continue down the 
    corridor into the air shower room. You'll see the air shower right in front of 
    you. The doctor won't let you in due to the lockdown, but he tells you to speak
    with someone else to check. She's down the other end of the room in the corner.
    She won't let you in either, and unfortunately blows your cover when she tries 
    to converse and you have no clue what she's on about. Several security guards 
    and inceptors will burst into the room. Use your dispersion gun until you can 
    pick up an SBP, then mow the rest down with that. Before you go, take an air 
    shower (just walk straight through the corridor) and wait for Amy to change, 
    then head back to the security point. You can now pass through.
    
                                         - -
    
    Remember, you are now inconspicuous again, so hold your trigger finger. Follow
    the corridor round and into the lab entry area. Two security guards are on the
    door, let Amy handle them, she's more than capable. Unfortunately this will 
    instantly blow your cover again and an inceptor will attack you through the 
    window as well as another security guard through the door. Just mow them. 
    Through the next door you'll have to deal with several railbots. In their rail
    form they're not all that bad, but once you shoot them down, they become 
    spiderbots, and are just as resilient as before. However, they're much easier 
    with the SBP.
    
    **Additional tip from Shemp70915**
    
    The dispersion gun is surprisingly effective against railbots and spiderbots,
    able to kill them in one hit if fully charged. Use this instead of the SBP if
    you want to save ammo.
    
    Once through here, you'll find two doctors on the stairs. One of them will give
    you a serum that will kill mutants in one hit. Finally the injector has a use. 
    You can listen to the ramblings of the drunk doctor if you want before going 
    down the corridor.
    
                                         - -
    
    This corridor leads to one of the labs. A security guard will fire at you 
    through the window, wait for him to come after you through the door ahead and 
    blast him. Once inside, Amy will distrace several of them by jumping through the
    window while you flank two inceptors. Head up the stairs and take out three 
    security guards that appear from the door ahead. Amy will stay behind to 
    download Crow's research data, so head on alone. You'll encounter your first 
    mutants in the next room. Like the TimeSplitters, they have an erratic cloak and
    a lightning discharge attack (and they also resemble them somewhat...). Though 
    it may seem cruel, take out the inceptors and security guards before the 
    mutants, then switch to the injector and plug them both. One hit will do. Make 
    sure you're back out of their way when they go, it can be pretty painful getting
    hit by their chunks. Don't forget you can pick your darts up again once you've 
    used them, and there's a flamethrower on the floor as well. Arm your SBP again 
    and head through the security door.
    
                                         - -
    
    There's plenty of mutants in the next room, but your first concern is the 
    security guard that has emerged from the door. Greet him with a hail of SBP fire
    before heading through the door. Same drill in here, take down the security 
    guards and inceptors first, then the mutants, it makes things much easier. Shoot
    up the guard on the balcony ahead, then switch to the injector and plug the 
    mutant to your left and the ones on the stairs. Back to the SBP and take out the
    inceptor on the right and security guard on the left, then blow up the mutant. 
    There's another guard on the balcony, but he has a habit of running straight 
    into the mutant ahead. Blow up the mutant and you'll take the guard with him. 
    Two more mutants and an inceptor will appear from the door ahead, treat them in
    the exact same way. Now go through the door. Two mutants are waiting in this 
    corridor, blow them up and keep going. There's another at the top of the stairs.
    There's a room on the right with a box of time grenades and a med-kit, but the 
    door is blocked. Your uplink can reach them though. Take what you need and then
    go down the stairs ahead. Arm the SBP and go through the security door at the 
    bottom. There's several security guards in here, feel free to use a time grenade
    to make things easier, though it's not that hard. Two will stay in the middle, 
    one will go into the hardpoint on the right, and one will head down the ramp on 
    the left. Go down the ramp yourself and use the master lock switch at the end to
    open the security lockers. There's several goodies in here, armour, an injector,
    time grenades and a med-kit. A security guard will come down the ramp after you 
    and when you go up, an inceptor and another guard will attack you through the 
    glass. Go through the security door ahead. You'll see a security guard trying to
    fend off several mutants by himself. This time, leave him be until he dies, then
    step in and clean up. There are four mutants minus the ones he takes out in this
    corridor. The security door at the end of the corridor is where you need to be, 
    but the lab is locked down until all mutants have been eliminated. They are all 
    down in the lab to your left. Head down there and take everything out, mutants, 
    security guards and inceptors. There's four mutants in here and two security 
    guards. Once they are all down, look over to the tables at the back of the lab. 
    You'll see four mutants strapped to the tables. There's two ways you can kill 
    them. Either quickly with the injector, or you can take the sadistic approach 
    and use the console to tear them up with the pincers. Your choice. Either way, 
    when you've had your fun, head up to the entrance to Lab 9 which is now 
    unlocked. Another mutant will shuffle down the stairs and there's four more in
    the lab itself. Pick up the armour and med-kit if you need it, then exit the lab
    and follow the corridor all the way down.
    
                                         - -
    
    The next room has two consoles and a wormhole. You know what's coming now. You 
    need to hack into the access terminal, but you don't have the password and the 
    security railbots have been deployed. Your future self appears from the 
    wormhole, gives you the password and holds off the railbots while you take the 
    terminal. This is a similar puzzle to the one in The Khallos Express, only the 
    grid is bigger. You have to crack it before your future self snuffs it. As far 
    as I'm aware, unlike the previous puzzle, this one is fixed so I can give you 
    the solution. The paths are as follows. The blue path starts from the top and 
    the green one from the left. The directions indicate what direction the next 
    tile must take the path in:
    
    Blue  - Right, Down, Down, Left, Left, Left, Down, Left
    Green - Up, Right, Down, Right, Down, Down, Left, Down
    
    
        _______ _______ ___B___ _______
       |       |       |   |   |       |
       |    ___|___    |   |___|___    |
       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |
       |___|___|___|___|_______|___|___|
       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |
      G|___|   |   |___|___    |   |   |
       |       |       |   |   |   |   |
       |_______|_______|___|___|___|___|
       |       |       |   |   |   |   |
       |    ___|_______|___|___|___|   |
       |   |   |       |   |   |       |
       |___|___|_______|___|___|_______|
       |   |   |       |   |   |       |
      B|___|   |    ___|___|   |       |
       |       |   |   |       |       |
       |_______|___|___|_______|_______|
                   G     
    
    
    Once this is decrypted, the second terminal will activate. These both need to be
    hacked simultaneously, and another Cortez will emerge from the wormhole. In 
    response, the computer deploys spiderbots in addition to the railbots, and yet 
    another Cortez emerges to help out. The next puzzle is even harder, as you now 
    have a red path to connect as well. This time, the blue path starts from the 
    left, green from the top, and red from the right:
    
    Blue  - Up, Up, Right, Right, Up, Right, Right, Down, Left, Down, Down, Left, 
            Left, Down, Left, Down, Down
    Green - Down, Down, Right, Down, Down, Right, Right, Right, Down, Right
    Red   - Down, Down, Left, Down, Down, Down, Left, Left, Left, Down
    
    
        _______ ___G___ _______ _______ _______ _______
       |       |   |   |       |       |       |       |
       |       |   |   |    ___|_______|___    |    ___|R
       |       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |
       |_______|___|___|___|___|_______|___|___|___|___|
       |       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |
       |    ___|___|___|___|   |    ___|___|   |   |   |
       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |       |   |   |
       |___|___|___|___|_______|___|___|_______|___|___|
       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |       |   |   |
       |   |   |   |___|___    |   |   |    ___|___|   |
       |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |   |   |       |
       |___|___|_______|___|___|___|___|___|___|_______|
       |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |   |   |       |
      B|___|   |    ___|___|___|___|   |   |   |       |
       |       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |       |
       |_______|___|___|___|___|_______|___|___|_______|
       |       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |       |
       |    ___|___|   |   |___|_______|___|___|___    |
       |   |   |       |       |       |   |   |   |   |
       |___|___|_______|_______|_______|___|___|___|___|
       |   |   |       |       |       |   |   |   |   |
       |   |   |    ___|_______|_______|___|   |   |___|G
       |   |   |   |   |       |       |       |       |
       |___|___|___|___|_______|_______|_______|_______|
           B       R
    
    
    Once that's done, head into the wormhole. You're now in the second position, 
    fending off the railbots while your past self does the first decryption 
    sequence. Arm the SBP and you shouldn't have any real difficulty. Once they are 
    sorted, you'll have to deal with the railbots and spiderbots while the other two
    Cortez's deal with the second decryption. Again, the SBP is your friend. Take 
    out the spiderbots first, they're the biggest threat. Thankfully your partner 
    can deal with the railbots. The best way to take the spiderbots is literally to
    get on top of them and fill them full of SBP bullets from point blank. The 
    dispersion gun is also surprisingly effective. More often than not they'll be 
    shooting at someone else. Once they're down, take out any remaining railbots and
    head back into the wormhole. Now in the third position, you'll have to hack the 
    second terminal, your fourth self will give you the password. This one is the 
    hardest of the lot. The solution to this terminal is as follows, with blue 
    starting from the top, green from the left, and red from the top:
    
    Blue  - Down, Down, Down, Right, Right, Right, Up, Up, Up, Right, Down, Down, 
            Down, Down, Left, Down, Down, Down
    Green - Right, Right, Right, Down, Down, Down, Down, Right, Right, Right, Right
    Red   - Down, Down, Left, Left, Left, Left, Down, Down, Down, Down, Left, Up, 
            Left, Up, Up, Up, Left
    
    
        _______ ___B___ _______ _______ _______ _______ ___R___
       |       |   |   |       |       |       |       |   |   |
       |       |   |   |       |       |    ___|___    |   |   |
       |       |   |   |       |       |   |   |   |   |   |   |
       |_______|___|___|_______|_______|___|___|___|___|___|___|
       |       |   |   |       |       |   |   |   |   |   |   |
      G|_______|___|___|_______|___    |   |   |   |   |   |   |
       |       |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
       |_______|___|___|_______|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
       |       |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
      R|___    |   |   |    ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|   |
       |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |       |
       |___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|_______|
       |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |       |
       |   |   |   |___|___|___|___|___|___|   |   |   |       |
       |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |       |
       |___|___|_______|___|___|___|___|_______|___|___|_______|
       |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |       |
       |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |    ___|___|   |       |
       |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |   |   |       |       |
       |___|___|_______|___|___|___|___|___|___|_______|_______|
       |   |   |       |   |   |   |   |   |   |       |       |
       |   |___|___    |   |   |   |___|___|___|_______|_______|G
       |       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |       |       |
       |_______|___|___|___|___|_______|___|___|_______|_______|
       |       |   |   |   |   |       |   |   |       |       |
       |       |   |___|___|   |       |   |   |       |       |
       |       |       |       |       |   |   |       |       |
       |_______|_______|_______|_______|___|___|_______|_______|
                                           B
    
    
    Once this is done, you'll head back into the wormhole and emerge at position 
    four, to fight off the second wave again. Treat this exactly the same way as 
    before: spiderbots first, then railbots. Once they are all smashed up, the door
    will open, so meet up with Amy again. Grab the dipersion gun ammo and the 
    grenades and head into the hangar.
    
                                         - -
    
    This is the final part of the level. Crow will appear surrounded by an energy 
    shield and will summon four airborne security droids. Very easy, just whip out 
    your pistol and blast them all away. This is of course assuming you have no SBP
    ammo left, this will make even shorter work of them. Once they are all down, the
    level will end.
    
                                         - -
    
    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - Dr. Amy (character)
                                    Normal/Hard - Dr. Cortez (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/           **MACHINE WARS - 2243**         \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    Thrown into the midst of the Machine Wars, Cortez cunningly enlists the help of 
    an R-110 combat droid. Now he must explore the war-torn ruins around the 
    Ultra-Net complex. There must be an entrance to Crow's lab nearby...
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Locate the Ultra-Net secret laboratory
         - Reach the battle tank
         - Gain access to the processing facility
         - Obtain a cypernetic security implant
    
    
    Now isn't this just one big parody of the Terminator series? A very open level 
    at times, you'll be needing quite a few headshots, especially against the large 
    number of PROMETHEUS battle droids you'll be meeting. Then there's also the tank
    with the worst handling I've ever seen.
    
                                         - -
    
    Start by turning round and going over to the dead rebel, picking up the dual 
    sci-fi handguns, then follow Mordecai and Angel. After two corners, you will 
    encounter three INSETICK droids. Far from intimidating, they are easily 
    dispatched with a few shots from the handguns to the face. There's another one 
    further up that will come round the next corner. Moving on, you'll encounter 
    something a little more intimidating as you turn right, a PROMETHEUS droid. 
    They're tougher and carry a built-in rocket launcher. They can be dealth with in
    the same way as the INSETICK droids though, several handgun shots to the head is
    enough to take any of them down. Shoot up the one in front of you and another 
    over to the left behind a pillar. There's also human guards you'll have to sort 
    out as well, one of them will appear from the right. Another PROMETHEUS is up 
    ahead with a guard behind a pillar at the end. One more PROMETHEUS blocks your 
    path to the tank over to the left. Destroy it and get in the tank.
    
                                         - -
    
    Up the road you'll encounter your future self, who will jump in the back of the 
    tank and man the flak cannon on the back. He'll keep the fighters off your back,
    it's your job to drive the tank and blast any ground units in your way. The left
    stick will move the tank in the direction you push it, and the right stick 
    controls the turret. There's no reverse on the tank, if you push back on the 
    stick, the tank will do a full turn before moving. Start by going right onto the
    onramp and up to the road. Turn left at the top. As you go down the road you'll 
    encounter another tank. Your cannon can fire much faster than the other, so just
    pound it from a distance. Five hits will do. Once it's down, turn right at the 
    top of the road and keep going. Run down the battle droids shooting at you and 
    blow up the barricade ahead before descending into the tunnel. Another tank is 
    waiting in the tunnel, treat it in the same way as the last. There's also a 
    couple of droids you can run down as well. Go up to the end of the tunnel and 
    you'll exit the tank. Your future self will take R-110 with him and tell you 
    where to get an implant that will let you into the UltraNet compound.
    
                                         - -
    
    You'll drop into a tunnel and meet up with Angel again. Pick up the plasma 
    grenades and autorifle, and the med-kit if you need it, then follow her up the 
    tunnel. Ignore the droids firing at you through the windows and follow Angel out
    of the window at the end (there's another drunk soldier here!). Once you get out
    into the open, you'll see two INSETICK droids, one on either side of the walkway
    in the middle of the area. The autorifle will make short work of them. Drop down
    and head over to the left side of the walkway. You'll see a PROMETHEUS up ahead 
    flanked by two INSETICKs. Take out the flankers first before ploughing through 
    the PROMETHEUS. You'll also get jumped by a guard from the walkway, but your 
    companions should take care of her. Now head round to the left. An INSETICK is 
    waiting up int he building in front, and a guard and PROMETHEUS will come round 
    the corner to the left. Dispatch them all and head round to the left yourself. 
    Up ahead you'll see a PROMETHEUS on top of a mound, gun him down and head up the
    mound, taking down the PROMETHEUS on the balcony just behind you. Now head along
    the balcony to the door and wait for Angel, blowing away the INSETICK in front 
    of it. She'll hack the door and allow you access to the implant facility.
    
                                         - -
    
    As you go in, there's another three INSETICKs in the path down into the machine.
    Mow them all down in line and then plug the guard on the side. Head into the 
    machine to gain an implant. Far from the "painless" procedure R-110 said it 
    would be, the implantation will drain your life to all but nothing. This isn't 
    much to worry about. Head out the other side and up the ramp into the tunnel. 
    There's a med-kit here, pick it up along with the sci-fi sniper rifle. There are
    two INSETICK droids on the balcony ahead, take them down and arm the sniper 
    rifle. You need to take out a set of turrets lining the building opposite. There
    are two types. The large machine gun turrets take three shots to go down, and
    the smaller laser turrets only take one. Edge out while looking over tot he left
    and you should see a large one on top of the building and a smaller one on the 
    wall. Take them both out using the rubble in front of you as cover. Move a 
    little further out and you'll see another large one to the left. Move further 
    over and look below the first turret you destroyed, there should be a laser 
    turret underneath it on the wall. There's another laser turret on the wall all 
    the way over to the right, above an INSETICK droid. Leave him be for now, the 
    autorifle will deal with him later. Once you're nearly all the way over to the 
    right, look over at the far left side of the building and you'll see one more 
    gun turret. Blow it up and get into the alcove, rearming your autorifle. There's
    armour in here as well as another sniper rifle. Now, you should see a gap in the
    railings on the right hand side of the balcony. Drop through here and use the 
    walls as cover to get back over to the left, then run for the large gutter 
    running down the centre of the area. Pick up the grenades and start towards the 
    other side. A PROMETHEUS will drop into the gutter from the left, blast him and 
    head over to the ramp at the end. There's another PROMETHEUS waiting once you go
    up the ramp. Immediately turn left and start making your way over to the other 
    side again. You'll have to deal with two INSETICKs, three PROMETHEUS, and 
    several guards as you go. Once they're all down, head over to the other side and
    follow the path until you reach a door on the right. A PROMETHEUS is guarding 
    it. Take him down and go into the passageway. Angel and Mordecai will leave you 
    here, you need to get back to the road, so follow the path all the way round.
    
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    On the road you'll meet up with your past self in the tank. Now it's you in the
    flak turret. The flak turret works in pretty much the same way as any other 
    turret you've used, right stick to aim, R2 to fire. To be honest, there really 
    isn't that much for you to do here. As you reach the road, turn round to face 
    behind you and blast them out of the sky. You won't see any more until you get 
    into the tunnel section. At this point, keep your eyes front and you can blast 
    them as they come. And that's it, you'll exit the tank at the same point. You'll
    regian R-110 here. Follow him through the gate and pick up the grenades and med-
    kit in the corner. There's plenty of battle robots up ahead. The first two, an 
    INSETICK and PROMETHEUS, are waiting round the first corner. There's another 
    PROMETHEUS in the distance. Another INSETICK will come out from round the corner
    on the left, and a PROMETHEUS is waiting over to the right. Now head round to 
    the left and plaster the INSETICK at the top of the ramp, as well as the 
    PROMETHEUS in the distance right over to the left. Now head up the ramp. There 
    are two guards hiding behind the walls, a PROMETHEUS in the open at the foot of 
    the staircase, and an INSETICK coming down the stairs. All are pretty easy. Head
    up the stairs, avoiding the barrels as you go. There's two PROMETHEUS and and 
    INSETICK waiting at the top of the stairs, so while you're still out of sight, 
    fling a few grenades over the top. This should at least severely damage them and
    the autorifle can finish them off. One more INSETICK is waiting on the other 
    side of the barriers. Another PROMETHEUS will attack from behind a set of 
    explosive barrels on the left, and one last INSETICK will attack you from behind
    the corner on the right. Head down to the car.
    
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    There's only one call of action here - run like hell. The buggy is very fast and
    can easily outrun anything coming after it, as long as you don't try to stop to 
    shoot anything. The route itself is quite straightforward, and R-110 will give 
    you directions if the route becomes a little dubious. Restart from the 
    checkpoint if you somehow flip the buggy though, either you or R-110 will be 
    shot to pieces before you can flip it back. You can run down any INSETICKs in 
    your way if you want.
    
                                         - -
    
    Once you reach the compound, you'll see a GOLIATH battle mech in front of you. 
    Exit the car and R-110 will hack into the console and grant you access. Now you 
    can control the GOLIATH from the console. While it will move by itself, you are 
    in control of its weapons systems. As it moves up the road, you will be attacked
    by several wings of fighters. There's practically nothing to worry about here, 
    the mech is all but invincible. L2 fires a minigun from the left turret, and R2 
    fires heat seeking rockets. These are used in the same way as the hand held 
    heatseeker, but the rockets are much faster and have a much higher rate of fire.
    Just have fun here, all the fighters show up on the radar and you can pretty 
    much thrash them in whatever way you please. Once they are all down, you can get
    to the workers' entrance. This is the end of the level.
    
                                         - -
    
    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - Mordecai Jones (character)
                                    Normal/Hard - Ghengis Kant (character)
         
    
    
                \-\/-/     **SOMETHING TO CROW ABOUT - 2243**    \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    Far beneath the war-torn city, Crow's Ultra-Net base houses his war machines, 
    battle tanks, robots and who knows what else? What exactly has he been 
    researching for 200 years? - Genetic modification? - Time travel? - 
    Immortality? - Perhaps even all three!
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Terminate Crow
         - Deactivate the central power core
         - Defeat the battle mech
         - Destroy the TimeSplitter life support system
         - Eliminate the creature
    
    
    This is one long level with plenty of stuff to do. You'll encounter the usual 
    battle droids with a few new nasty surprises in store as well.
    
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    This is the hardest checkpoint in the game to reach. Wait for the lift to reach 
    the bottom and go through the door when R-110 bypasses the lock. Sorry, I lied a
    bit... :P
    
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    R-110 will bypass the next lock. Head through the door and take out the guard 
    hiding behind the deak in front of you. R-110 will now try to access the 
    console, but you'll need to give him cover while he does, as several waves of 
    INSETICKS will warp into the room. There are six in all, as well as two airborne
    security droids from the window. The INSETICKS after the first two have 
    autorifles, you may want to pick one up as soon as you can. You'll also have to 
    destroy the med-bot floating around as well before R-110 can access the console.
    When he does you'll find out what you probably guessed back in the You Genius, 
    U-Genix level, Crow is breeding the TimeSplitters. You need to get below and 
    destroy them (surprise, surprise). However, while he is connected, R-110 
    contracts a virus that gives him a... colourful personality. Let's just say he 
    becomes considerably funnier from now on! Head into the next room and pick up 
    the armour and electrotool. The electrotool is absolutely indispensable for 
    shielded enemies, but doesn't do much damage in itself. It can stun robotic 
    enemies for a split second though. You'll encounter a shielded PROMETHEUS in the
    next corridor. A quick blast with the electrotool will dissipate the shield and 
    stun him for a second, then whip out the autorifle and blast him to kingdom 
    come. Be very careful round the next corner, there's a rolling turret sitting on
    the platform at the end of this corridor and it will slaughter you if you take 
    it head on. Use the corridor you're in at the moment as cover, and jump in and 
    out taking pot shots with the autorifle. Once it's down, go down the corridor. 
    An INSETICK will warp in. Destroy it and it will be replaced by a shielded 
    PROMETHEUS. Take it out in the same way as before. Two more INSETICKS will warp
    in one after the other. Ahead of you is a forcefield that is impenetrable to 
    your weapons. There's only one way through. Equip the electrotool and fry it 
    until it blows, then blow away the INSETICKs behind it with the autorifle. R-110
    will unlock the next door, grab the autorifle on the wall while he does. Head 
    through the door.
    
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    The ramp goes down to the left, and there's two shielded PROMETHEUS waiting at 
    the bottom. Try to fry them both at the same time with the electrotool, then 
    give them the autorifle in the face. You'll need to overload another forcefield
    before you go on, then three INSETICKs will warp in in the corridor. A roling 
    turret will come down the corridor and attack you once they are down. You can 
    only damage it while it is open. Thankfully it is quite easy to take down with 
    R-110 giving you fire support, just use the autorifle. Now head up the corridor,
    but be aware of the rolling turret waiting to the left of the exit. Take it out 
    and shoot the guard on the balcony ahead of you. There is a med-kit and armour 
    here. You need to clear out both sides of the area before you go on. To the left
    is a guard waiting on the gantry, and there is another guard with an INSETICK on
    the opposite gantry. Go up via the lift and you'll encounter another INSETICK. 
    Moving further on, you'll see a shielded PROMETHEUS in the distance, but you'll 
    hear a warping sound as well. An INSETICK has just warped in behind you. Take it
    out and the PROMETHEUS, then head up to the lift at the top of the gantry. R-110
    will catch you up later. Once at the top, head into the power core room.
    
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    To do any damage to the power core, you need to disable the forcefields guarding
    it, but your primary concern is the two airborne security droids floating 
    around. Use the electrotool to send them into a spin and force them to crash. 
    Now head over to one of the consoles and deactivate the first forcefield. Two 
    shielded PROMETHEUS will warp in on either side of the core. Take care of them 
    and head over to the other console. A guard and two INSETICKs will appear by the
    door when the second forcefield is deactivated, followed by another guard. Head 
    into the corridor and pick up the plasma grenades and the med-kit, then blow up 
    the two INSETICKS at the end behind the forcefield. The door at the end will 
    take you towards the lift room, but you'll be jumped by four INSETICKs followed 
    by a shielded PROMETHEUS before you can use it. Take them all down and head into
    the lift room at the end. At the bottom of the shaft is fresh armour and another
    box of grenades. Take what you need and head into the lower floor of the core 
    room. A rolling turret will come down the ramp at the end. Again, wait for it to
    open, then this time feed it a plasma grenade. Much more effective than the 
    autorifle. Now turn your attention to the core. You'll notice there is an open 
    hole in the sphere, you need to put a plasma grenade in here to destroy it. At 
    the same time you'll be jumped by another rolling turret, you might want to 
    destroy it first. Four INSETICKs will warp in when it blows. However, once they
    are destroyed, an even bigger threat will emerge. Remember that GOLIATH you 
    piloted earlier? There's another one in here, and it wants a piece of you. 
    Ignore it for the time being though, you need to blow up two more rolling 
    turrets before you go for the mech. Just grenade them if you have any left, if
    not, you'll need the autorifle. Now turn to the mech. Thankfully this one is 
    much weaker than the one you used and will easily fall to the autorifle. Just 
    keep strafing to avoid its weapons and you shouldn't have any trouble at all. I
    mean come on, the rolling turrets were harder. Go into the hangar the GOLIATH 
    was in and pick up the med-kit by the door before going through. You'll crawl 
    through a vent and end up in a weapons research lab.
    
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    Time for more indiscriminate destruction. Go over to the large laser cannon in 
    this lab and look for a control console. You need to destroy the power node on 
    the other side of the room, but feel free to blow up a few INSETICKs in the 
    corridors on either side as well. Just hold down the fire button to charge and 
    it will fire when fully charged. When you're done, head over to the hole under 
    the destroyed power node and grab the grenades before going through the door, 
    but equip the electrotool before you do. There's a shielded PROMETHEUS waiting 
    right on the other side. Destroy it and head through the door into the next 
    area. There's plenty of guards in here hiding behind the pipes. Two are right in
    front of you and there's an INSETICK over the back as well. You'll see another 
    guard on the gantry, kill her and head up there yourself. Two more INSETICKs 
    will warp in in front of you. Take out two more guards at the bottom of the 
    gantry and grenade the rolling turret waiting round the corner. Follow the 
    passageway down, picking up the grenades and armour, and you'll arrive in the 
    incubation facility.
    
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    Head up the passageway and turn left with the electrotool equipped. You need to 
    be a bit quick here, the PROMETHEUS has a minigun and the guard behind it has a 
    rocket launcher. Take them both out and the guard behind you, then pick up their
    weapons. The minigun will pretty much smite anything before it, very powerful 
    and a very high rate of fire, while the rocket launcher is slightly less useful 
    at the moment, although it's secondary fire can empty a room. Two INSETICKS will
    warp in at either end. Blast them up and immediately re-equip the electrotool. 
    Three shielded PROMETHEUS will warp in down the passageway ahead. You might want
    to try out the minigun here, but the autorifle is more than adequate. Finally, 
    two more INSETICKs will warp in at either end of the facility. Take them out and
    head over to the lift at the end of the passageway. Three guards will try to 
    jump you but they are easily mowed down. Head over to the lift to access the 
    upper gantry. Once at the top, pick up the med-kit and the electrotool and head 
    out onto the gantry. You should see a rolling turret coming towards you on the 
    other side. When it reaches you, you can grenade it, but I find the minigun or 
    rocket launcher much more fun. Go round to the left. Two INSETICKs and a 
    shielded PROMETHEUS will warp in one after the other. Once they're all down, go 
    over to the console in the middle of this room. Activate it and you'll see a 
    power node descent from the ceiling and approach you. If you remember from TS2 
    you had to overload the power nodes in the robot factory with the electrotool, 
    you know what to do already. Wait for the node to reach you, then fry it with 
    the electrotool. This will destroy the node and kill all TimeSplitters in the 
    incubation pods. You need to be very careful now, two shielded PROMETHEUS will 
    warp in either side of you as well as another rolling turret from the left. Take
    out the PROMETHEUS first in the same way as before and grenade the turret when 
    it shows up. Now head round to the left again. Four guards will try to get the 
    jump on you as you come round, and fail miserably as you greet them with 
    whatever weapon you deem appropriate. Get on the lift and ascend to the 
    passageway above. There's a med-kit and another electrotool in here as well.
    
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    At the end of the passageway, you'll see a large palace in front of you. This is
    obviously where you need to go, but first you need to take out another four 
    airborne security droids. You need to be conservative with the electrotool here,
    you'll need it again in a second. Try to lure them up near the door where there 
    isn't much room to move, then zap them. Now head down to the bridge. It will 
    deactivate as you approach it, so you need to use the electrotool to power each 
    node long enough for you to cross. Each node powers a single segment of the 
    bridge. Power it for a second, then move onto the next one, the segment should 
    stay up long enough to get across. Now go in the front door.
    
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    You'll need to take out five security officers before you can access Crow's 
    room. Try not to pick anything up until they're all dead, there's enough stuff
    in this room to fully heal you and restock your major weapons. On the left is 
    armour and on the right is a med-kit, and if you go upstairs there is a box of
    grenades to your right. Now go through the door. On the other side is a large 
    cyborg creature waiting for you. While it looks intimidating, it isn't all that
    hard. To start with, you need to use the pillars for cover, as it's absolutely 
    brimming with weapons. In order to kill him off, you'll need to destroy all his
    weapons, which are highlighted for you as well as being coloured corresponding 
    to how much more damage they can take. The only weapon you really need to look 
    out for are his bombs. They float above the floor and drop a few seconds later,
    dealing considerable linear damage in a cross pattern. Try not to be anywhere 
    near them when they go off. The pillars will protect you from pretty much 
    anything else he throws at you. Start by throwing all your grenades at him. If
    they all hit, they can take him down to half health easily. Now switch to your
    minigun. If he has his broadside to you, he's presenting you with the ideal 
    opportunity to spank him hard. Unleash the minigun on every weapon he presents
    and he'll go down pretty quickly. Remember, he'll become weaker as the fight 
    goes on as you're destroying his weapons. The level ends when he goes down
    
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    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - GOLIATH SD/9
                                    Normal/Hard - Private Jones (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/     **YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD - 1924**     \-\/-/
    
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    Cortez might have destroyed the TimeSplitter army in 2243 but that hasn't 
    stopped Crow! There's a grotesquely mutated cyborg on the loose and he could 
    easily travel to another time and place and start all over again. The only way 
    to permanently stop Crow is to prevent him from mining the crystals in the 
    first place. Without the Time Crystals, Crow could never have built a time 
    device and then, the TimeSplitters will never have been created at all. So, 
    back to 1924 and under the remote Scottish island of Urnsay where Cortez and 
    R-110 have a mission - to find and destroy the source of the crystals and the 
    time travel device ending Crow's insanity before it begins!
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Destroy the time crystals
         - Activate the drilling machine
    
    
    Back to 1924, this time with the knowledge of where the time crystals are. No 
    Captain Ash to help you this time, but R-110 has travelled back with you to lend
    a hand.
    
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    Start by pulling the lever next to you and opening the back of the sub. Now go 
    over to the large iris at the back of the hangar. This will open and three 
    security guards will attack you. You know the drill with pistols, smack them all
    in the head with a bullet. Two more will come down the stairs as well. Pick up 
    the twin Krugers and head upstairs. Follow this corridor down to the right, 
    kiling the three guards ahead. You'll come across a rotating door, which is 
    currently closed. Head back the way you came and kill the two guards that have 
    just emerged through the iris at the back. Now look on the door frame. There 
    should be a valve on the left hand side, turn this and the stairs will switch. 
    Go up them and pull the lever on the left to rotate the door. If you pull the 
    one on the right, the large iris you first came through will close. There's also
    a vintage rifle in here, which will come in useful a little later on. Now head 
    back to the door. Turn the valve on the central pipe to rotate the door round to
    the other side.
    
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    R-110 will part with you in this next corridor as he falls down a pipe (prat).
    Head up to the iris and it will open, revealing three guards with K-SMGs. Pop 
    them all in their heads and grab their guns before going ahead. Once round the
    corner, keep an eye on the first pipe on the left, there's a guard waiting to 
    ambush you. Follow this passageway all the way to the end. There is a valve at 
    the end, turn it to rotate a bridge below. Head back the way you came. Once you
    reach the iris, three divers will attack you. Mow them down with the K-SMG and 
    pick up their harpoon guns, but stick with the K-SMG for now. There should be a
    doorway leading down on the right of this passage. Go through it adn turn left 
    to get the jump on the divers at the end. Now turn round and go the other way. 
    There's another diver waiting in the corridor once you cross the bridge. Open 
    the two pressure doos and continue into the streets.
    
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    Before you can reach street level, you'll have to go through a warehouse. Time 
    for some more stealth tactics. To your left through the boxes you'll see a guard
    and a worker talking. Wait for them to separate and go round the corner. The
    guard is positioned over the balcony, plug him in the back of the head. This may
    alert the worker, you might want to wait a second before plugging him. Now go 
    over to the ramp down (there's a med-kit and armour on the shelves if you need 
    it first). Keep your eyes to the left and you'll see the worker walking down the
    pathway. Plug him and head down the pathway. Unfortunately there's a worker 
    standing ahead looking straight at you so you can't avoid being seen, so whip 
    out your K-SMG and blow him away. A guard will also appear behind you on top of 
    the boxes. Moving on, you'll see a robot pound its way out of a crate. It's 
    machine gun can be pretty powerful. Equip the K-SMG grenades and plant one 
    firmly in its face, then finish it off with normal fire. There will also be two 
    guards bearing down on you from round the corner. Keep following the path and go
    down the ramp to the next section. There's another robot a little way along, 
    give it the same treatment. Now head down the tunnel, taking out the two guards 
    to the sides. Go through the door at the end.
    
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    This door leads out to street level, and is very open. It's very easy to get hit
    here, so you need to be quick and ruthless. It might also be worth switching to 
    pistols for long range shots. There's one guard in front of you and three more 
    on the other side of the bridge. There's also a med-kit here if you need it as 
    well as a box of grenades. Keep moving up the left hand side. Another guard will
    appear in front while three more will flank from the right. Move on until you 
    come to a ramp down. Kill the guard above the ramp and go down to the next 
    level. There are two boxes of K-SMG grenades at the bottom here and another 
    guard through the window if you can lure him in. Shoot him up and go up the next
    set of stairs over to the right hand side of the river. There are several guards
    on the upper level that like using the railings for cover, making them very 
    difficult to hit. It's very difficult to see due to the poor light in this area,
    but there are some barrels behind them. If you can hit these, it will save you a
    lot of bother as they'll be blown across the river. Another guard will then 
    emerge from the locked door up ahead. Kill him quickly and grab his twin K-SMGs.
    Don't worry about the guards on the upper levels now, just make a run for the 
    exit. Follow the path round, taking out the two guards hiding in the enclosed 
    area at the end of the river, then go through the pathway over to your left when
    you reach the end. 
    
                                         - -
    
    You'll come up on the upper balcony where the guards were shooting at you. Kill
    them all and go through the door at the back, plugging the guard in the corridor
    as you go. R-110 will fall out of the pipe in the lift shaft and rejoin you 
    after his little excursion. Down this corridor the path splits three ways. Up 
    ahead is the control room for the driller needed to get to the lower levels, and
    to the left and right are the four engines that need to be activated in order to
    use the driller. Start by going left. Kill the guard in front of you and then
    turn left and take out the engineer. The way down is to the right. Follow the
    path down, killing the engineer as you go. The ramp down to the engines is 
    guarded by a robot, a guard and a worker. Use the K-SMG grenade on the robot and
    then mow them all down with the K-SMG. Go up to the switches on the sides of the
    engines to fire them up before going back the way you came. Four more 
    guards/workers will attack you before you can get back to the stairs. Make sure
    you go up the stairs labelled "Control Room" and go down the set opposite. Arm 
    your grenades before going out. Turn right immediately and smack a grenade down 
    the robot's throat before plugging it with the K-SMG normal fire along with the 
    worker coming up behind you. There's several more along the route to the engines
    and two guarding the engines themselves. Once the last two engines are fired up,
    head back to the junction and go to the control room. There's armour in here. 
    Pull the lever to reset the driller and then go round to the stairs labelled 
    "Drill Access" from either side. Pull the lever to descend to the crystal mining
    site (and listen to more drunken rambling while you're going down). Exit the 
    driller and go through the door at the end to finish the level.
    
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    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -       Easy - Robot Louis Stevenson (character)
                                   Normal/Hard - Time Assassin Cortez (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/          **THE HOODED MAN - 2401**        \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    It looks like Cortez isn't the only one trying to use time travel to stop 
    things before they happen! Crow has sent a crack team of Time Assassins from 
    1924 Kronia to 2401 where their mission is to kill Cortez before he can deliver 
    the time crystals to Anya at Spacetime Marine HQ. Cortez must protect his past 
    self from the Time Assassins!
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Protect your past self from the Time Assassins
    
    
    Great, the first level all over again, only this time you're providing the cover
    fire. Now you know who you're assailants were the first time you came through 
    here: time assassins. Your health isn't particularly important here, but the 
    health of Past Cortez is critical. Don't let him take too much damage too early.
    If his health is below about 60% before you see your first TimeSplitter, 
    restart. Thankfully this is a very short level.
    
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    Start by turning round and heading up the path. There's a time assassin over to 
    your left in an alcove. Stick a laser burst through his head and nick his 
    handgun. You'll be using this for close combat. Equip it straight away and move 
    on up the path. Another time assassin is waiting up ahead, just fill him full of
    handgun fire and move up to the ledge in the next area. Take out the assassin on
    the ledge and re-equip the rifle, positioning yourself so you can see down to
    the cavern floor as best you can. Two will be directly below you while four more
    are setting up on the other side of the chasm. Take them all down and move up, 
    shooting down the two assassins running up the path below you. To your left is a
    cave with a time assassin in the mouth. Shoot him down and pick up his twin 
    handguns before moving on. While there are a number of assassins below, firstly
    you need to look across to the other side of the cavern. You should see a ledge 
    opposite with a time assassin shooting at oyu. Take him down first, then go for 
    the four on the ground. Now head back to the cave, equipping the twin handguns. 
    Take out the assassin a little way down and grab his autorifle, which should 
    make things a little easier. There are two more assassins further down the 
    tunnel. Shoot them up and go out into the open, picking up the sniper ammo as 
    you do.
    
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    Go up to the edge. There are three assassins underneath the bridge. 
    Unfortunately for them, two are standing right next to an explosive barrel. Blow
    it up and take out the remaining one. Now, you should see the TimeSplitter 
    mothership right across from you. You need to take the gun turret on the bridge 
    to destroy it. Head over to the left and onto the bridge (if you're interested, 
    the drunken time assassin is on this side of the bridge). Shoot up the time 
    assassin coming at you from the other side, then mount the gun. The mothership 
    is quite tough, it can take a considerable beating, and while you're doing it it
    will launch guided missiles at you. The trick to doing this is to fire at the 
    mothership when you have a break in the missiles, and at all other times shoot 
    the missiles down. Don't forget to finish off the remaining missiles when the 
    mothership comes down, there may still be a few in the air. Once it is down, get
    off the bridge quickly to the right hand side and grab the grenades and med-kit 
    from the room on the right. Then head down the corridor.
    
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    Up ahead there are six time assassins all needing an arse kicking. Once you get
    to the point where Past Cortez blows up the barrels in the corridor, equip the 
    sniper rifle and look out the window down the right hand path. A splitter will 
    jump out at Past Cortez. The splitters are very tough to take down with the 
    rifle due to their cloaking and constant movement. You could try the autorifle 
    or handguns if they're in range. Once it is down, another will appear at the top
    of the path. You may have to use the rifle for this due to the range, but the 
    autorifle will hit. Head up the corridor after this and equip the autorifle. A 
    splitter will drop from the hole in the roof. They're much easier up close, so 
    splatter him with autorifle fire in the face. Two more are waiting up ahead and
    another will come round the corner as you move further up. Turn round and take 
    out a fourth coming up behind you, and one more will be waiting by the lift. 
    Once they're all down, go up the lift. Thankfully you can't take any more 
    damage, but the hardest part of the level is next. Go up the lift and grab the 
    sniper ammo if you need it. This time, the splitters are well out of range of 
    the autorifle, so you'll need the sniper rifle for this. As I said before, the 
    splitters are bastards to hit, so you'll just have to make do. Take out five 
    splitters to cause Past Cortez to run for the base to end the level.
    
                                         - -
    
    COMPLETING THIS LEVEL UNLOCKS -        Easy - Berserker Splitter (character)
                                    Normal/Hard - Time Assassin (character)
    
    
    
                \-\/-/          **FUTURE PERFECT - 1924**        \-\/-/
                /-/\-\===========================================/-/\-\
    
    
    Safe in the knowledge that he has foiled the Time Assassins, Cortez returns to 
    Kronia to find and destroy the source of the time crystals.
    
    OBJECTIVES:
         - Destroy the time crystals
    
    
    Another very short level to finish the game with. The K-SMG will be your friend
    throughout this level, especially with the final boss.
    
                                         - -
    
    You start out where you left off at the end of You Take The High Road. The time
    machine is through the iris ahead of you underneath the Mr. Space picture 
    (shudder...). To trigger the final boss fight, you first need to clear this 
    hall. Start by going down and plugging the time assassin right in front of you.
    Then head round to the right and kill the time assassin up ahead to get the 
    K-SMG. Now you need to get to the lower level, you can take the ramp at the back
    of the ring gantry. Once down there, clear out all the time assassins. I can't 
    give locations as they move about so much, but there should be three or four 
    down here. Once they're all down, a trapdoor will open around the outside of the
    room and another time assassin will emerge. Look around the centre of the room 
    first to find the K-SMG ammo and grenades, then plaster this time assassin. Go 
    down into the trapdoor. The passageway leads to the unrefined time crystal, blow
    away a time assassin and a worker to get to it. Pick this up and head back to 
    the machine. Unfortunately, Crow has caught up with you and wants some revenge 
    for what you did to him in Something To Crow About. Splitter Crow is not really 
    all that dangerous and still has his usual weak points that need to be 
    addressed. In order to damage him, you'll need to destroy three of his four weak
    points. The easiest and most sensible to go for first are his feet. Destroy one
    and his movement is severely impaired, both and he becomes immobilised. Now take
    out one of his weapons and his back becomes vulnerable. Equip the K-SMG grenades
    and blow him to hell. When you run out, just keep piling the K-SMG into him. 
    Eventually he will manage to fully repair himself and you'll have to immobilise 
    him again. Once his health is down to about 70-75%, Crow will kill off R-110, 
    leaving you on your own. There's no way you can take him by yourself, so Cortez 
    comes up with the bright idea of going back in time to before Crow arrives and 
    going at him with his past self and R-110. You go back in time and resume the 
    battle. Now the odds are firmly stacked for you. Crow now has three targets: 
    you, Past Cortez and R-110, and as long as he's not shooting at you, you have a
    clean shot at immobilising him. He'll resume with the same amount of health as 
    before, so just repeat the same method and he'll go down in no time. When he 
    does, that's it. You've completed story mode!
    
                                         - -
    
    
    COMPLETING STORY MODE UNLOCKS -   
      Easy - Jacob Crow (character), Mad Old Crow (character)
    Normal - Victorian Crow (character), Corporal Hart (character)
      Hard - Karma Crow (character)
     Co-op - *unknown*
    
    
    
    ==============================================================================
    \\-\/-//                         **ARCADE LEAGUE**                    \\-\/-// 
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
                   \-\/-/           *AMATEUR LEAGUE*           \-\/-/
                   /-/\-\======================================/-/\-\
    
    
    \\//   :ONE GUN FUN:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    
    - Rockets 101
    
    *Platinum* - 1st with 20 kills
      *Gold*   - 1st with 18 kills
     *Silver*  - 1st with 16 kills
     *Bronze*  - 1st overall
    
    Personal best - 19 kills
    
    Game Mode  - Deathmatch
    Arena      - Zeppelin
    Character  - Captain Ash
    Weapons    - Rocket Launcher
    Unlockable - Slow Motion Deaths (cheat)
    
    For a first arcade mission this is surprisingly difficult! The Zeppelin is very 
    open, and at first it can seem difficult to even find anyone to blow away, let 
    alone actually do it. Coming first can be difficult (I have lost to someone who 
    managed to get 18 kills), and finding enough opponents to get the required 
    number of kills is even more so. The best thing to do is to stick to the 
    central part of the zeppelin. It is the largest part and as such will be the 
    most likely place for opponents to spawn. Try and kill them as quickly as 
    possible after they do, if you're lucky, they will immediately respawn in the 
    same section. The radar will be your saviour here, it's the only way you'll 
    find enough meat to grind.
    
    
    - Big Game Hunt
    
    *Platinum* - 1st with 48 kills
      *Gold*   - 1st with 35 kills
     *Silver*  - 1st with 25 kills
     *Bronze*  - 1st with 15 kills
    
    Personal best - 44 kills
    
    Game Mode  - Team Deathmatch
    Arena      - Siberia
    Character  - Leonid
    Weapons    - Sniper Rifle
    Unlockable - Vlad The Installer (character)
    
    This one is much easier, provided you're a good shot with the sniper rifle. 
    Normally you start inside the bunker. If you do, pick up the two rifles next to 
    you and head outside. If not, follow from here. You should see a mound in the 
    middle of the ice with a rifle on top. Head over here and look towards the lone 
    building just ahead of you. You should see several Deerhaunters firing at you. 
    Try not to worry too much, they're very poor shots. From where you are, clear 
    out all you can see and then head over to the building. While you do, zoom your 
    rifle scope all the way out and prepare for some close range rifle action. 
    Before you can use this area as a sniping point, you need to clear out all the 
    Deerhaunters in the near vicinity. It should be pretty easy, their heads are so 
    big you can't really miss them. Once they are cleared out, look over to the 
    mountain next to the dam and you will see a small bunker. This is where the 
    majority of the Deerhaunters will spawn from. Now it's just a matter of 
    plugging them as they come. Every so often, scan across the top of the dam as 
    well for a few extra kills. If you get shot down, just repeat again, although 
    it may be worth restarting if you're going for gold.
    
    **Additional strategy from Grif Sutherland**
    
    For the platinum on Big Game Hunt, you need to get 50 kills. The best way to 
    do this, I've found, is to grab ammo from the bunker near your starting point 
    (it'sbest to actually start in the bunker so you're not wasting time) then march
    towards the center of the map, sniping Deerhaunters as you go. Once you get to
    the large patch of snow that has sniper rifle ammo on it, crouch and wipe out as
    many Deerhaunters as possible. The best 2 places to look are the bunker where 
    most of them spawn and the bridge. If you're having trouble locating them, point
    your radar so that there is a mass of dots on the top then zoom in on that area.
    Headshots are important here, but nothing is more important than getting lucky 
    with the Deerhaunters... if they don't group together you'regoing to be screwed 
    no matter what.. 
    
    **Additional strategy from Matt Sladen**
    
    Tired of using the sniper rifle? Hop into the zeep in front of the dam and run 
    them down instead! This is surprisingly effective, especially if you linger near
    the spawn points of the Deerhaunters. To find the zeep, follow the purple arrow
    on your radar, you should be able to spot it amongst the blue arrows of the 
    Deerhaunters. Then just hop in and commit some road rage! One point to make is 
    that you need to hit them hard and square on to kill them.
    
    
    - Divine Immolation
    
    *Platinum* - 1st with 21 kills
      *Gold*   - 1st with 18 kills
     *Silver*  - 1st with 15 kills
     *Bronze*  - 1st overall
    
    Game Mode  - Deathmatch
    Arena      - Temple
    Character  - The Master
    Weapons    - Flare Gun x2
    Unlockable - The Master (character)
    
    Personal best - 29 kills
    
    Unbelievably easy. Oh, I'm talking about the platinum by the way. Seriously 
    though, four minutes is way too much time for 18 kills. Unlike the Zeppelin, 
    Temple is quite a straightforward level. Just alternate between inside and 
    outside the main entrance to the temple. Plenty of spawning points and strong 
    weapons mean you'll always have someone to shoot at. As long as you remember to 
    aim the flare guns at the ground rather than trying to hit the target, you'll 
    rake in the kills.
    
    
    \\//   :NIGHTSTICK:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    
    - Commuting Will Kill You
    
    *Platinum* - 1st in 2 minutes 20 seconds
      *Gold*   - 1st in 2 minutes 40 seconds
     *Silver*  - 1st in 3 minutes 40 seconds
     *Bronze*  - 1st overall
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 15.8 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Elimination
    Arena      - Subway
    Character  - Jack Sprocket
    Weapons    - Pistol 9mm, Tactical 12-gauge, Grenades
    Unlockable - Leonid (character), Fat Characters (cheat)
    
    Another fairly easy match. Get hold of the 12-gauge as a matter of urgency, 
    it's pretty much a one-hit kill at this level. As soon as you find it, there's
    really little strategy other than to blow away everyone that comes within 
    range. Because it's an elimination match, any kills are good kills regardless 
    of who makes them, as long as they're not on you. The Subway is a very small 
    level, so you'll never be far from people to shoot. Try to keep the 12-gauge 
    topped up as much as possible, the pistol is nowhere near as efficient. If all 
    else fails, lob a grenade in a well-populated room. You don't have to kill them 
    outright, just as long as you quicken their deaths. Again, the only problem you 
    may have is near the end, when there's only one opponent left. If they have 
    more than 2 lives left, it'll take quite some time to kill them off. While 
    indiscriminate killing is the order of the day here, keep an eye on the scores 
    as you play and single out those with the highest life count as highest 
    priority.
    
    
    - Toy Soldiers
    
    *Platinum* - 1st with 30 kills
      *Gold*   - 1st with 28 kills
     *Silver*  - 1st with 20 kills
     *Bronze*  - 1st overall
    
    Personal best - 31 kills
    
    Game Mode  - Shrink
    Arena      - Vietnam
    Character  - The General
    Weapons    - LX-18 x2, Tactical 12-gauge, Proximity Mines, Flare Gun,
                 Machine Gun, Grenades
    Unlockable - Nobby Peters (character)
    
    Ugh, a Shrink match. Not good if you plan on finishing a long way in front of 
    everyone else. First things first, Vietnam is a bitch of a level. To even stand 
    a chance of racking up the kills, you need to be in the central area at all 
    times. It's the area where the majority of respawn points are. Second, you need 
    the 12-gauge initially, it can mow down enemies early game (mind you, the 
    LX-18s can cane as well). Finally, you need the flare gun. Once enemies start 
    shrinking to microscopic sizes, you need an indiscriminate fire weapon, and 
    this will smack them down as easily as if they were still big. It might be 
    worth planting a few proximity mines around the entrances to the central area 
    as well to grab a few extra kills.
    
    
    - Dam Cold Out Here!
    
    *Platinum* - 37 points in 2 minutes 45 seconds
      *Gold*   - 37 points in 3 minutes
     *Silver*  - 37 points in 3 minutes 15 seconds
     *Bronze*  - 37 points overall
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 30 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Zones
    Arena      - Siberia
    Character  - Crispin
    
    Weapons    - Flare Gun, Heatseeker, Vintage Rifle, Sci-fi Sniper,
                 Mag-charger
    Unlockable - Snowman (character)
    
    Zones is a very difficult mission with an AI team, since you have no control
    over them. Rather than blindly run around taking zones, there is a more 
    productive route you can take. Your AI friends will attempt to take any zones
    belonging to the Snowmen, what you need to do is give them as much cover as 
    possible. In the middle of the map there is an island with a zone and a vintage
    rifle spawning point. This is where you need to be. Take the zone and then camp
    on the mound, picking off any snowmen you can spot, preferably those near 
    zones. Use the radar to judge their position. This is ideal because you don't 
    even have to be remotely accurate here. If the centre of the crosshairs is even
    anywhere near the target, it's a one-hit kill. Keep this up and your team 
    should do the rest. This may take a few tries seeing as you're relying on AI.
    
    
    \\//   :ON THE TAKE:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    
    - Vamping In Venice
    
    *Platinum* - 1st in 2 minutes 
      *Gold*   - 1st in 2 minutes 30 seconds
     *Silver*  - 1st in 3 minutes
     *Bronze*  - 1st overall
    
    Personal best - 1 minute 48.6 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Vampire
    Arena      - Venice
    Character  - Jacque de la Morte
    Weapons    - Harpoon Gun
    Unlockable - Jacque de la Morte (character)
    
    A Vampire match keeps your need for frequent kills high, and they'll be coming 
    in fast supply here. The harpoon gun has a pretty fast rate of fire and is very
    accurate. This is also a one-hit kill match, so there's no need to worry too 
    much about hitting any vital body parts, even a stubbed toe will kill. Not much
    to worry about here, Venice is quite a closed level, and it's very easy to find
    opponents with the radar. Just be careful about running into someone round a 
    corner, they can be very quick off the mark.
    
    
    - Pirate Gold
    
    *Platinum* - 12 points in 1 minute 40 seconds
      *Gold*   - 12 points in 2 minutes 30 seconds
    
     *Silver*  - 12 points in 3 minutes
     *Bronze*  - 12 points overall
    
    Personal best - 1 minute 33.1 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Thief
    Arena      - Temple
    Character  - Captain Ed Shivers
    Weapons    - Flare Gun x2, Ghost Gun, Grenades, Timed Mines, 
                 Heatseeker, Rocket Launcher
    Unlockable - Captain Ed Shivers (character)
    
    Flare guns are all you'll really need here, you need to stay away from long
    range combat as much as possible. Remember, no points are granted for kills,
    you need to pick the coins up to score, and obviously you can't if you're on
    the other side of the arena. Also, avoid the ghost gun like the plague, it 
    really isn't at all effective in this match. However, the rocket launcher can 
    be very effective, especially as it is miles more accurate than the flare guns.
    As it goes, this level can be extremely irritating, as more often than not your
    opponents will spawn miles from you, wasting your time. You can't use the same
    strategy as Divine Immolation here, you need to seek out your opponents. Keep
    your eyes out for battles between your opponents and be ready to step in and
    take their coins before adding your own one.
    
    
    - Virtual Brutality
    
    *Platinum* - Complete the assault in 2 minutes 30 seconds
      *Gold*   - Complete the assault in 4 minutes
     *Silver*  - Complete the assault in 6 minutes
     *Bronze*  - Complete the assault in 11 minutes
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 22.8 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Assault
    Arena      - VR
    Character  - INSETICK SD/12
    Weapons    - Sci-fi Handgun, Sci-fi Sniper, Plasma Autorifle, Rocket
                 Launcher, Plasma Grenades
    Unlockable - PROMETHEUS SK/8
    
    To get a good time on an assault, you need to keep your objectives in mind and
    ignore the opposing team wherever possible. If you stand back to shoot at them,
    you're wasting time. Of course, if the opportunity presents itself, shoot them
    to hell, but keep moving while you do. If you can get far enough in front, the
    monkeys won't be able to keep up with you and you'll face minimal resistance.
    
    Start by running over to the sci-fi sniper rifle to your right and take out the
    two turrets in the bunkers on either side of the installation. Once they are 
    down, move towards the main door in the centre. You may see a collection of 
    cyborg chimps in the far bunker, you can spank them with the sci-fi sniper 
    rifle (remember to keep moving). You should see a red cube on the main door. Go
    right up to it and hold X until the bar is full. This will open the door. 
    Ignore any incoming fire while doing this, you need to get the objectives done
    as quickly as possible. If there is a concentration of fire from one side, you
    can use the cube as cover if you crouch behind it.
    
    Once the doors are open, you can go either left or right. Switch back to the
    sci-fi handgun and follow either path to a junction. If you went left, turn
    right; if you went right, turn left. You should see another cube right in front
    of you. Run up to it, zapping any monkeys behind you, and repeat what you did 
    outside. Now head down the long corridor to the other side and repeat for the 
    other cube. After doing this, a door will open about halfway down the long 
    corridor, this is where you need to go next. Don't bother with the rocket 
    launcher spawning here, you get massacred if you try to use it against 
    autorifles.
    
    By now, you should have acquired a plasma autorifle from one of the monkeys. As
    you go through the door, a turret will start firing at you from the right. Blow
    it up and carry on. Pass the blocks on the left and you'll see another turret.
    Same treatment. Go through the doors on the left and head up the hill and round
    to your right. In front of you will be two turrets and another red cube. If you
    have picked up any plasma grenades, you can destroy them before you even ascend
    the hill, otherwise use the autorifle. Mow down any monkeys in front of you as
    well. Head over to the cube and give it the X treatment.
    
    Turn around and head back towards the hill. A new door has opened on the right.
    Go through it and you will arrive in a room with several ramps heading down. Go
    down any ramp and search the room for a red generator. Your mission cursor will
    highlight it. This needs to be destroyed, a quick blast from the autorifle will
    be enough. Once it is destroyed, a door will open directly opposite the 
    generator. Head through here and follow the path all the way round to the back
    until you see a ramp heading up. Go up it and you will arrive in the central
    core. You need plasma grenades for this part, there should be some lying 
    around. The core you need to destroy (as if you haven't guessed) is the large
    rotating monkey head in the centre of the room. You need to put a plasma 
    grenade right in its mouth. Because the game is very picky about where it 
    lands, there's no harm in flinging every single one you have until the core 
    blows up. This ends the assault.
    
    
    COMPLETING AMATEUR LEAGUE UNLOCKS - Bronze - Fergal Stack (character)
                                        Silver - Gideon Gout (character)
                                          Gold - Dr. Peabody (character)
    
    
    
                   \-\/-/          **HONORARY LEAGUE**         \-\/-/
                   /-/\-\======================================/-/\-\
    
    
    \\//   :DEAD WEIGHT:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    
    - A Pox Of Mox
    
    *Platinum* - 36 points in 2 minutes 30 seconds
      *Gold*   - 36 points in 3 minutes
     *Silver*  - 36 points in 3 minutes 30 seconds
     *Bronze*  - 36 points overall
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 30 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Zones
    Arena      - Spaceport
    Character  - Gretel
    Weapons    - Sci-fi Handgun, Sci-fi Sniper, Dispersion Gun,
                 Plasma Autorifle, Grenades
    Unlockable - Koozer Mox (character), Small Heads (cheat)
    
    This mission is actually incredibly easy. Because of how linear the Spaceport
    level is, it's possible to bottleneck the other team and completely cut them 
    off from the rest of the level, and thus from four zones. That's how to beat 
    this mission. You start in a rectangular room with a zone in front of a door.
    To begin with, take the zone and head through the door, following the corridor.
    (NB: Sometimes you start in the corridor. In this case, go back through the 
    door and take the zone before continuing.) When you get the option of stairs to
    the left or a right turn, head right. Take the zone at the base of the ramp, 
    then go up the ramp and head outside. Go left and down the ramp at the end. You
    should see another zone at the bottom, take it and the plasma autorifle next to
    it. The next part is crucial. The opposing team should now have come out of 
    their half of the port and will be bearing down on you. Kill ALL of them, and 
    make sure they don't take your zone. Miss one, and you'll have to start over. 
    Once they are all dead, go into their half of the base and follow the corridor.
    You will go into a room with a speed powerup and another autorifle. Grab both 
    and continue on. Take the fourth zone in the next part of the corridor. Now, 
    camp here and kill anyone that shows their face. Until they get past you, they
    can't take any more zones and now you just need to hold out until you win. 
    Don't die though, or you'll lose all your hard work. How quickly you take the 
    first three zones determines your award at the end. And for crying out loud, 
    don't get greedy and go for the last zone, they'll be able to get round you and
    take your ones back.
    
    
    - Rumble In The Jungle
    
    *Platinum* - ?
      *Gold*   - 1st in 3 minutes 30 seconds
     *Silver*  - 1st in 4 minutes
     *Bronze*  - 1st overall
    
    Personal best - 3 minutes 24.9 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Elimination
    Arena      - Vietnam
    Character  - Leo Krupps
    Weapons    - Proximity mines, Timed mines, Flare Gun, Flare Gun x2, 
                 Heatseeker, Grenades
    Unlockable - Leo Krupps (character)
    
    This one is extremely difficult if you're going for a gold. Like the previous
    elimination match, you need to speed up the rate of deaths as much as possible
    by being in the centre where the most spawn points are (and incidentally the 
    
    dual flare guns, which you'll need). Unlike the previous one, it's in Vietnam,
    which means death could spawn you in the middle of nowhere, wasting valuable 
    time. 3:30 is not much time at all. You need to get to the central area, pick
    up the dual flare guns (there should be a couple on the side with the machine
    gun) and go after anyone that dares spawn in the area. A bit of luck is 
    required here as well, as if the few left at the end constantly spawn in the
    outer regions of the level, you won't have a hope in hell. It may be worth 
    flinging your initial stock of proximity mines in the corridors as you make
    your way to the centre, a couple of extra kills never goes amiss. Stay away
    from the heatseeker, it's too slow for the gold time, and under NO 
    circumstances use the machine gun nest. In an arena filled with explosives
    you'll be a sitting duck.
    
    
    - Freak Unique
    
    *Platinum* - 30 kills in 2 minutes 40 seconds
      *Gold*   - 30 kills in 3 minutes
     *Silver*  - 30 kills in 3 minutes 45 seconds
    
     *Bronze*  - 30 kills overall
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 43.2 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Team Deathmatch
    Arena      - Subway
    Character  - Hans
    Weapons    - Machine Gun, Tactical 12-gauge, Grenades
    Unlockable - Hans (character)
    
    Another silly time limit for gold. At least you're back in the Subway. Only 
    thing is, you're up against two teams, so you'll need to get used to fighting 
    multiple targets. The best thing to use here is without doubt the 12-gauge. Get
    in close and unload it in their faces, they should go down in no more than two
    shots. If you're near a team spawn point as well, you can really rack them up.
    You need as many kills as you can possibly get, so aim for the heads at all 
    times. I personally find the red team spawn point easier to manage than the 
    greens, but the individuals of the green team make easier targets. Start by 
    going towards the green base, clear them out, and then move on to the red base.
    Remember, get right up close and unload in their faces, it's the only way 
    you'll get enough kills. Be careful of Stumpy though, his height makes him an
    awkward target.
    
    
    \\//   :FEVER PITCH:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    
    - Outbreak Hotel
    
    *Platinum* - Survive for 3 minutes
      *Gold*   - Survive for 2 minutes 30 seconds
     *Silver*  - Survive for 1 minute 30 seconds
     *Bronze*  - Survive for 1 minute 
    
    Personal best - 3 minutes
    
    Game Mode  - Virus
    Arena      - Hotel
    Character  - Envirosuit
    Weapons    - Kruger 9mm x2, Ghost Gun, Proximity Mines, Grenades
    Unlockable - Big Heads (cheat)
    
    The Virus levels in this game are a joke. There's only two, and in both they
    give you a weapon that can practically own all before it. In this level, it's
    the ghost gun. Grab one of these and head outside, camping in the corner where
    you can see both doors. Now it's just a matter of zapping anyone who shows up
    (and I mean ANYONE, unless you can tell the difference between those with the
    virus and those without when you have the ghost gun equipped). Do this for 3 
    minutes and add a platinum to your record. Simple as that. However, you need to
    be ready to move very quickly. There are a couple of respawn points in the 
    yard, and one of them is right in front of where you are camping. If someone 
    spawns in front of you, get out of there bloody fast and zap them. Then resume
    your camping.
    
    
    - Missile Bunker
    
    *Platinum* - Survive for 3 minutes
      *Gold*   - Survive for 2 minutes 30 seconds
     *Silver*  - Survive for 1 minute 30 seconds
     *Bronze*  - Survive for 1 minute
    
    
    Personal Best - 3 minutes
    
    Game Mode  - Virus
    Arena      - Bunker
    Character  - Nurse Tourniquet
    Weapons    - Pistol 9mm x2, Mag-charger, Soviet Rifle, Minigun, 
                 Grenades
    Unlockable - Nurse Sputum (character)
    
    Another piss easy Virus level. Like before, this level has a weapon of mass 
    destruction that will prevent anyone even getting close to you: the minigun. At
    either end of the bunker there are two short cylindrical corridors with minigun
    spawn points at the end. Pick up the minigun, switch it to alt fire mode and 
    camp here. Same procedure as before, only now you can easily see who is 
    infected now you don't have that visor in the way. Just gun down the virus when
    he shows up and leave everyone else be. Another easy platinum.
    
    **Pointer from Rupert Dunn**
    
    The minigun spawn point also has several character spawn points just ahead of 
    it. Some swift movement similar to the last match may be in order if you get 
    caught out. However, only the closest one is a real threat, the rest are far 
    enough away to let the invincibility wear off before they reach you.
    
    
    - Bag Slag
    
    *Platinum* - Hold the bag for 3 minutes 15 seconds
      *Gold*   - Hold the bag for 3 minutes
     *Silver*  - Hold the bag for 2 minutes 30 seconds
     *Bronze*  - Hold the bag for 1 minute 30 seconds
    
    Personal best - 3 minutes 28.3 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Bag Tag
    Arena      - Disco
    Character  - Anya
    Weapons    - Machine Gun, Remote Mines, Baseball Bat, Shotgun,
                 Grenades, Rocket Launcher
    
    Unlockable - Venus (character)
    
    Even the Bag Tag match in this series is very easy. From where you start on the
    balcony, immediately drop down onto the dance floor and grab the bag. Now it's 
    just a simple case of running up the ramp to the balcony again and doing anti-
    clockwise laps of the outer rim of the Big Tipper. Your opponents aren't 
    particularly good shots, and any damage they do manage to inflict is easily 
    countered by several health and armour pickups along the way. 
    
    
    \\//   :MODE MADNESS:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    
    - I Like Dead People
    
    *Platinum* - 1st with 38 kills
      *Gold*   - 1st with 32 kills
     *Silver*  - 1st with 25 kills
     *Bronze*  - 1st overall
    
    Personal best - 37 kills
    
    Game Mode  - Shrink
    Arena      - Hotel
    Character  - Edwina
    Weapons    - Machine Gun, Machine Gun x2, Soviet Rifle, Grenades
    Unlockable - Deadwina (character)
    
    Fairly easy, this one. Get behind the triggers of twin machine guns and you're
    laughing. Try to stay in the larger rooms for obvious reasons by now. Also, 
    even though this is a shrink match, the twin machine guns make short work of 
    even the smallest targets. Try to get into the habit of reloading the machine
    guns after each kill, there's nothing more irritating than killing someone,
    moving onto the next one, and running out of ammo after only a short burst.
    
    
    - Zany Zeppelin
    
    *Platinum* - 1st with 29 kills
      *Gold*   - 1st with 20 kills
     *Silver*  - 1st with 12 kills
     *Bronze*  - 1st overall
    
    Personal best - 20 kills
    
    Game Mode  - Gladiator
    Arena      - Zeppelin
    Character  - Khallos
    Weapons    - Kruger 9mm x2, Mag-charger, Remote Mines, Shotgun
    Unlockable - Booty Guard (character)
    
    Hard. Not only because you become an instant target as soon as you become the
    gladiator, but it's in Zeppelin, and the only weapons of any real use are the
    ones you start with: twin Krugers. Treat the pistols here as you treated the
    machine guns in the last match, ie reload after each kill. The concept of the
    match is actually quite simple, the gladiator will show up as a blue dot on
    your radar. Kill him, and you become the gladiator. Now proceed to maim 
    everyone around you (remember, pistols only). This can be very intimidating,
    especially as everyone is now trying to kill you and only you. The reason I say
    pistols only is for the simple reason that every other weapon in this level is
    absolutely useless. The shotgun takes way too long to reload when you've got 
    everyone on you, and the mag-charger doesn't do anywhere near enough damage. 
    However, the remote mines could have some use. If you find the gladiator, he's
    bound to be surrounded by several other characters taking pot shots. Plant 
    remote mines on everyone except the gladiator, then go and kill the gladiator
    with your pistols. As soon as you become the gladiator, switch back to remote
    mines and detonate. It may not be very productive though. 
    
    **Extra tip from Jon Hetterle**
    
    The max-damage powerup in the centre hall will be a real asset in racking up 
    kills. The only thing you need to be careful of is that the beam it is sitting 
    on can be destroyed by gunfire, and if it is, you won't be able to reach it for
    the reat of the match. You'll also suffer a very long fall if you're on it when
    it goes. Incidentally, the max-damage pickup turns the shotgun into a one-hit-
    kill weapon.
    
    **Extra tips from Mathieu Leconte and TheDeviousDuck**
    
    There is a small room at the bottom of the main section of the zeppelin 
    containing a mag-charger and some grenades. There are two things you can do 
    here. Depending on the positions of your opponents, you can use the mag-charger
    to pick off the gladiator from afar and then pick off others as they make their
    way towards you before switching back to pistols. You can also group them 
    together in this room and plaster them all with a grenade.
    
    
    - Lip Up Fatty
    
    *Platinum* - Complete the assault in 4 minutes
      *Gold*   - Complete the assault in 5 minutes 30 seconds
     *Silver*  - Complete the assault in 7 minutes
     *Bronze*  - Complete the assault in 10 minutes
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 15.4 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Assault
    Arena      - Mars Prison
    Character  - Mordecai Jones
    Weapons    - Sci-fi Handgun, Sci-fi Sniper, Plasma Autorifle, Plasma
                 Grenades, Timed Mines, Rocket Launcher
    Unlockable - Dozer (character)
    
    This assault can be considerably harder than the first one, but the same 
    philosophy needs to be taken. Move as quickly as possible and only shoot what 
    you need to. You probably won't be able to outrun the entire opposing team this
    time, but anything is better than nothing. There are more opponents in your way
    this time as well.
    
    From where you start, run up the hill. Take the sci-fi sniper rifle and duck 
    behind the rock in front of you. You need to take out the minigun turrets on 
    either side of the prison, two well placed shots should do this. There are also
    a number of energy turrets that can be taken out as well, but they're not so 
    important. The next part is pretty much a suicide run. Charge towards the main
    door and pick up the timed mines. Now run over to the left side of the 
    installation. You will see a large explosive barrel by the wall, throw a mine
    on this and get right over into the corner. It will explode and take the wall
    (and hopefully not you) with it. It doesn't matter if you die, as long as you
    get the mine onto the barrel. Pick up the plasma autorifle before entering.
    
    You probably will die at least once in the next part, as your team seem to 
    think you can take on everyone by yourself. Maybe you can, who am I to suggest
    otherwise? But at any rate, upon breaching the prison wall, you will come face
    to face with pretty much the entire opposing team. Feel free to blast away as 
    many as you can, but grab the plasma grenades before doing anything else. The 
    terminals you need to bypass are in the wall on your left, one just ahead and 
    the other further up. Each is covered by a small plasma turret opposite the 
    terminal. Throw a plasma grenade on each one before attempting to do anything 
    else. Now deactivate each terminal by walking up to it and holding X. You do 
    have a small degree of movement while using the console, so if you're being 
    shot up, move about slightly. They take a fair while to deactivate. Once they 
    are down, head up to the far end of the corridor and turn left. The door at the
    end will take you into the barracks.
    
    The door out of the first is in the opposite corner of the room you have just 
    entered, covered by a plasma turret. You don't have to blow it up as you'll 
    probably get round it before it can even lock on, but give it a plasma grenade
    if it makes you feel better. The next room is exactly the same, only the door 
    is on the other side of the room this time. Again, don't worry too much about 
    the turret. Go through the door and into the barracks. Head up the ramp and 
    reload your autorifle and plasma grenades before heading out the door. Go round
    to the right and follow the outer rim of the wall all the way round until you 
    see a door ahead.  Go through it and look for a console on the wall similar to 
    the security consoles you deactivated earlier. Use it in the same way to open 
    the prison block.
    
    Head out of the same door and go round to the right and through the door. Turn 
    right and go through the door on the left of this new room. Ignore the turrets.
    Follow the corridor all the way round until you come to a room with a door in 
    the centre and two ramps up either side. Head up the side ramp and continue on 
    until you reach the cells. Dozer should be in the far cell on the right. Blow 
    him to hell to finish the assault. (Dozer's location may actually be random. If
    it is, just search the cells until you find him, it won't take long)
    
    
    COMPLETING HONORARY LEAGUE UNLOCKS - Bronze - Neophyte Constance (character)
                                         Silver - Warrant Officer Keely (character)
                                           Gold - Changeling (character)
    
    
                   \-\/-/           **ELITE LEAGUE**           \-\/-/
                   /-/\-\======================================/-/\-\
    
    
    \\//   :SMASH 'N GRAB:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    
    - Screw Loose
    
    *Platinum* - 25 points in 3 minutes
      *Gold*   - 25 points in 3 minutes 30 seconds
     *Silver*  - 25 points in 4 minutes
     *Bronze*  - 25 points overall
    
    Personal best - 1 minute 36.2 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Thief
    Arena      - Mars Prison
    Character  - Prison Officer
    Weapons    - Sci-fi Handgun, Sci-fi Sniper, Plasma Autorifle, Plasma 
                 Grenades, Rocket Launcher
    Unlockable - Prison Officer (character), Candi Skyler (character)
    
    This one can be very difficult, as the zombie monkeys are very fast and will 
    try to pick up as many of your kills as they can. They are also lethal with the
    autorifle. As a result, it is unwise to go up against more than three at a 
    time. If you see any on their own, blow them away. The autorifle can deal with 
    two or three, but you need to be right in there to pick up the coins before 
    they do. The rocket launcher can be helpful in taking out large groups in its 
    alt fire mode, but leaving just one monkey alive could lose you several coins. 
    There is a very reliable way of completing this match. If you look back to the 
    assault above, go to the corridor you went through after you unlocked the 
    cells. It's the room right at the back of the prison on the top floor. The room
    at the back contains a rocket launcher, while the corridor in front of it 
    contains an autorifle. With a bit of luck, you may start near here, otherwise 
    you'll need to find your way here. Grab the autorifle and try to bottleneck the
    monkeys. If you can line them up in the narrow corridors, you can take them all
    down in quick succession without leaving any to grab the coins. After that, 
    it's just a matter of luring them in. They rarely rush you in groups of more 
    than two. Attack them while they're outside, grab the coin(s) and run back 
    inside. I've consistently achieved times of under 2 minutes with this method.
    
    
    - Oh Shoal-O-Mio
    
    *Platinum* - 40 kills in 1 minute 45 seconds
      *Gold*   - 40 kills in 2 minutes
     *Silver*  - 40 kills in 2 minutes 20 seconds
     *Bronze*  - 40 kills overall
    
    Personal best - 1 minute 31.5 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Team Deathmatch
    Arena      - Venice
    Character  - Deep Diver
    Weapons    - Machine Gun, Tactical 12-gauge, Timed mines, 
                 Soviet Rifle
    Unlockable - Deep Diver (character)
    
    This is just plain fun. It's you against eight Shoals, and they can't take 
    squat. You'll always spawn in pretty much the same area, there's a 12-gauge in 
    front of a corridor leading to the central area. You can do one of two things: 
    you can go into the central area all guns blazing, or you can wait in the 
    corridor and bottleneck them. Keep an eye on the radar and make sure they're 
    always coming in from the same direction. I personally prefer the second 
    method, although it may be a little risky with the 12-gauge due to its slow 
    rate of fire. You may die quite a lot as you're heavily outnumbered, but it 
    shouldn't be any real hindrance in getting a gold. The best case scenario is if
    one of them drops a Soviet rifle, which will really tear them apart if you 
    choose to bottleneck. The spawn point for the Soviet is right out in the open, 
    so I don't recommend going for one yourself.
    
    
    - Astro Jocks
    
    *Platinum* - 1st in 2 minutes
      *Gold*   - 1st in 2 minutes 15 seconds
     *Silver*  - 1st in 2 minutes 30 seconds
     *Bronze*  - 1st overall
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 10.3 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Elimination
    Arena      - Spaceport
    Character  - Candi Skyler
    Weapons    - Dispersion Gun, Plasma Grenades
    Unlockable - Nothing (I think there may have been a mistake in the game here. 
                 Candi Skyler is unlocked in the first match, yet she doesn't have
                 anything to do with it. It would have made more sense to unlock 
                 her here)
    
    This level is a fucking disgrace. I'm sorry, but I can't offer any form of 
    strategy on this one, it is purely down to luck. Don't get me wrong, bronze is
    fairly easy, but there's nowhere near enough time to get a gold on a regular 
    basis in such a poorly designed level. The dispersion gun is virtually useless
    on anyone with a half decent stamina level. All I can suggest is use a fully 
    charged dispersion shot on anyone except Cortez, The General, and Security, who
    need plasma grenades. Because the level is so linear, spawning in the wrong 
    place can completely ruin your chances of anything. That's you or any of your 
    opponents. The worst part is at the end. The radar is absolutely useless as the
    two halves of the level wrap around each other, so while you may have a general
    idea of where your final target is, you have no clue as to which half of the 
    base they are in. Get it wrong, and you might as well start all over. 
    Absolutely spam the plasma grenades, it's the only way you'll kill anyone 
    quickly enough. A fully charged dispersion shot to the face will also be enough
    in most cases to kill instantly.
    
    As I said, I don't usually like admitting defeat, but my gold was a pure fluke 
    here. If anyone can give at least some sort of reliable strategy for this level,
    however cheap it may be, I'd be very grateful. Thanks.
    
    **Additional strategy from Bored Dude**
    
    While the level is very linear, there are windows dotted around the hallways 
    that allow you to look into the opposite hallway. While it still requires a 
    great deal of luck and a very good aim to be able to take advantage of this, it 
    does give you some hope of catching an opponent out when they spawn on the 
    opposite side of the level. Also, keep an eye on your score counter during the 
    match and put any abnormally high life counts as top priority. One thing that is
    guaranteed to screw your chances of a gold is having one left at the end with 
    five lives still.
    
    **Additional strategy from Michael Raveling**
    
    There is a section where a corridor dips down below a bridge. On one side is a 
    health packet on a ledge. On this side of the corridor there is a window that 
    looks onto the room with the ramp that leads to the hanger. There are several 
    spawn points in that room and when you are near this window any enemies will see
    you and attack you. You can also throw grenades through it relatively easy. Also
    the corridor you are in has a bridge that divides the level. Enemies that appear
    on this bridge above will also see you and attack you. It is relatively easy to 
    throw grenades up to them as well.  Using this strategy you can position 
    yourself to monitor three seperate spawn points; the ramp spawn points, the 
    spawn points on either side of the bridge, and any spawn points near the 
    corridor you are in. There's also some grenades if you go to the other side of 
    the corridor from the health packet. 
    
    
    \\//   :GROUP THERAPY:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    
    - Zone Control
    
    *Platinum* - 35 points in 2 minutes 45 seconds
      *Gold*   - 35 points in 3 minutes
     *Silver*  - 35 points in 3 minutes 15 seconds
     *Bronze*  - 35 points overall
    
    Personal best - 3 minutes
    
    Game Mode  - Zones
    Arena      - VR
    Character  - GOLIATH SD/9
    Weapons    - Dispersion Gun, SBP500, Plasma Autorifle
    Unlockable - Neophyte Lucian (character), Cascade (cheat)
    
    Another Zones match with an idiotic AI team... oh well. If having a bunch of 
    planks as your team mates wasn't bad enough, your character is incredibly slow,
    while your opponents can run rings around you. There's a fairly decent way of 
    doing this, and it's similar to the first Zones match back in Amateur League. 
    The set up is two caves on either side where the teams start. Each has three 
    exits, two heading up to the upper section, and one leading to the lower 
    section. The lower section is pretty expendable, as it only contains one zone.
    However, the upper section has two, one on each side. Begin by picking up the 
    plasma autorifle between the middle and right doors in your base, then head up
    the right ramp, taking the zone in the upper section as you go. Then go down 
    into the opposing team's base and take their zone, all the time blasting them 
    to bits. Now you need to protect this zone for as long as you can, and keep 
    their attention firmly fixed on you. While they're attacking you, they're not 
    attacking the other zones, which means your team mates can occupy them. This 
    doesn't work 100% of the time, as there is an opponent spawn point pretty much
    right on top of the zone you're standing on. If you die, you can potentially 
    lose several zones. If someone spawns there, temporarily relinquish the zone 
    until the invincibility of respawning has worn off, then blow him away again.
    
    **Additional pointer from Nick Hunter**
    
    In the opponents' spawn room, there is a cloak pick-up over to the right of 
    the zone (facing towards the rest of the level). If you find you are being 
    plastered a bit too easily, you can use this to blow your opponents away in 
    safety. However, this can be a bit of a double-edged sword, as if they can't 
    see you, your opponents will simply go for the other zones, so you'll need to
    be very quick in taking them down.
    
    
    - Front Loaded
    
    *Platinum* - 10 kills in 1 minute 50 seconds
      *Gold*   - 10 kills in 2 minutes 10 seconds
     *Silver*  - 10 kills in 2 minutes 50 seconds
     *Bronze*  - 10 kills overall
    
    Personal beat - 1 minute 30.7 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Deathmatch
    Arena      - Disco
    Character  - Kitten Celeste
    Weapons    - Machine Gun x2
    Unlockable - Stumpy (character)
    
    Can be very easy depending on how well Christine wants to make herself known. 
    Without the aid of a radar in this fight, running blind in the hope of bumping
    into her is no way to do it. Remember, she is AI based, she will come to you. 
    The best place to wait is on the dance floor, it's the most easily accessible 
    place in the level and she will always attack you upon seeing you. One thing to
    note though is that she is a very good shot, so you'll need to keep moving all 
    the time. Looking towards the bar, over to your left is a health kit at the 
    base of the stairs, and to your right is an armour pickup. Don't worry about 
    extra ammo, as long as you pick up Christine's weapons, you'll be fine.
    
    
    - Old Blaggers
    
    *Platinum* - Win with 5 captures
      *Gold*   - Win with 4 captures
     *Silver*  - Win with 3 captures
     *Bronze*  - Win with 2 captures
    
    Personal best - 4 captures
    
    Game Mode  - Capture The Bag
    Arena      - Bunker
    Character  - Braces
    Weapons    - Pistol 9mm x2, Proximity Mines, Mag-charger, 
                 Soviet Rifle, Grenades
    
    Unlockable - Braces (character)
    
    Your first (and only) Capture The Bag match. Surprisingly, you have some 
    competent team mates for a change. They are equally good at defending your bag 
    and at capturing the opponents'. However, you are there to fill the opposite 
    role, as they can't do both at once. Personally, I prefer attacking the 
    opponents' base. You can pretty much do a solo run into the blue base, the 
    corridors are so enclosed and winding that they can't really get a good shot at
    you. Remember, while holding the bag, you can't shoot, so you need to run like 
    hell once you've got it. Remember to pick up a Soviet rifle while you're in 
    their base as well, it'll be perfect for subsequent runs. You don't usually 
    have to worry about your bag being taken, as it is swiftly returned most of the
    time. If it isn't however, and you are stuck with your opponents' bag, you'll 
    need to ride it out and wait for your team to do their job. If you don't have 
    the bag, whip out the mag-charger and fry them through the walls. It may take a
    few tries, but gold shouldn't be all that hard.
    
    
    \\//   :RETRO CHIQUE:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    
    - The Dead, The Bad And The Silly
    
    *Platinum* - 30 kills in 2 minutes 10 seconds
      *Gold*   - 30 kills in 2 minutes 25 seconds
     *Silver*  - 30 kills in 3 minutes
     *Bronze*  - 30 kills overall
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 21.8 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Deathmatch
    Arena      - Mexican Mission
    Character  - Sheriff Skullface
    Weapons    - Revolver, Flare Gun, Vintage Rifle, Heatseeker, Shotgun, 
                 Grenades
    Unlockable - Jared Slim (character)
    
    Ahh, the good old Mexican Mission. I loved this back in TS2. Anyway, this is 
    pretty easy as long as you're a decent shot and you can keep your opponents 
    away from the heatseeker. There are two weapons you can use here, the shotgun 
    and the flare gun. Both are equally effective, but the shotgun has a faster 
    rate of fire. Same reload time, but it can shoot twice for every single shot of
    the flare gun. Both can be found outside, which is where you need to be 
    fighting. All three of your opponents will always spawn out here, so you'll 
    never be short of targets. The shotgun can be found on the right hand side of 
    the yard, assuming you're facing the main building. The flare gun is dotted all
    over the back, behind the two small buildings. There's also one in the ruined 
    building right over the back. Now all you need to do is stay alive and just 
    plug them all as they come. Remember that the shotgun needs to go in the head 
    or be a pretty much point-blank shot to be an instant kill, whereas the flare 
    gun will always be instant if you hit with it. It's entirely up to you which 
    you choose. Just don't use the heatseeker, it's far too slow.
    
    
    - Ninja Garden
    
    *Platinum* - 1st with 23 points
      *Gold*   - 1st with 20 points
     *Silver*  - 1st with 17 points
     *Bronze*  - 1st overall
    
    Personal best - 22 points
    
    Game Mode  - Monkey Assistant
    Arena      - Chinese
    Character  - Chinese Chef
    Weapons    - Pistol 9mm, Machine Gun x2, Tactical 12-gauge, Injector,
                 Grenades
    Unlockable - Chinese Chef (character)
    
    Yay, my favourite map of all time! Lovely! This one can be quite hard. Gaston 
    Boucher is very tough, and will take a full clip from the machine gun before he
    goes down. On the other hand, Calamari and Duckman Drake are as weak as they 
    come. These two are where you'll be getting most of your kills from. The best 
    weapons here are the twin machine guns and the injector. With the injector, 
    your opponents are usually so far apart that there's no risk of anyone stealing
    your kill, and it's also the best way to kill Gaston. Under normal 
    circumstances, this should be a pretty straightforward level. Unfortunately, 
    the ninja monkeys have other ideas, and they will be your primary concern here.
    To all intents and purposes, this is really a duel between you and Gaston to 
    see who can kill Duckman and Calamari the most, and whoever is in first place 
    will also have the monkeys to deal with. If they are coming after you (and most
    of the time they will be) feel free to mow the little bastards down with the 
    twin machine gun. However, remember they do not count for kills, it's just to 
    make your life a little easier. They also show up on the radar as the same 
    colour as the others, which makes things even more complex. All I can recommend
    is sitting back behind the triggers of the twin machine guns and go radar dot 
    hunting. If you find the monkeys, you may as well shoot them down as well, 
    they're more than likely after you anyway and it can't hurt having more ammo.
    
    
    - Sock It To Them
    
    *Platinum* - Complete the assault in 1 minute
      *Gold*   - Complete the assault in 1 minute 50 seconds
     *Silver*  - Complete the assault in 2 minutes 40 seconds
     *Bronze*  - Complete the assault in 4 minutes
    
    Personal best - 54.0 seconds
    
    Game Mode  - Assault
    Arena      - Training Ground
    Character  - Mr. Socky
    Weapons    - Machine Gun, Tactical 12-gauge, Grenades, Soviet Rifle, 
                 Timed Mines, Rocket Launcher
    Unlockable - Mr. Socky (character)
    
    Well I'll be, it's the old Men In Grey assault from TS2 with a makeover! Only 
    thing is, this time it's much, much easier. If you know what you're doing, this
    assault can be completed in under a minute, which is more than can be said for 
    the other two.
    
    No matter where you start, get outside as quick as you can. Pick up the timed 
    mines next to the ramp, then go on a kamikaze run towards the valley. Ignore 
    everything as best you can. There is a health kit on the right hand side, pick 
    it up when you reach it. Keep going and keep your eyes over to the right. Next 
    to the turret is another crate of timed mines. Pick them up and head up towards
    the waterfall to mark the checkpoint. Now arm the mines. Keep going up until 
    you see two buildings, each with a machinegun turret on its wall. Go up to the 
    first building on the left and plant a mine under the turret. Now put one on 
    the fuel barrel to your left and follow the mountain wall round to the right, 
    mining all the barrels as you go. When you reach the second building, put a 
    mine underneath the second turret, then run inside and up the ramp. Mine the 
    barrel by the window and pick up the rocket launcher, before dropping down the 
    other side and mining the final barrel. Once that is done, equip the rocket 
    launcher and ready alt fire mode. Run inside the building to the computer room,
    and rake a clip of rockets across the lot of them. Assault over, league over. 
    Couldn't be simpler.
    
    
    COMPLETING ELITE LEAGUE UNLOCKS - Bronze - Tommy Jenkins (character)
                                      Silver - Sister Faith (character)
                                        Gold - INSETICK SK/10 (character)
    
    
    
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    \\-\/-//                         **CHALLENGE MODE**                   \\-\/-//
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    \\//   :BEHEAD THE UNDEAD:   \\//
    //\\=========================//\\
    
    
    - Brain Drain
    
    *Platinum* - 35000 points
      *Gold*   - 25000 points
     *Silver*  - 15000 points
     *Bronze*  - 5000 points
    
    Personal best - 52225 points
    
    Character  - Dr. Lancet
    Weapon     - Shotgun
    Unlockable - Brains (character), Rotating Heads (cheat)
    Scoring    - 75 points per monkey head, 50 points per ghost
    
    Wahey, the return of Behead The Undead! And this time, it's monkeys! Actually,
    it's much easier this time around. The challenge takes place in the Hotel, 
    between two staircases. You can move either side of the stairs and between 
    them, but not up them. There is a shotgun spawn point between the staircases to
    top up your ammo. The whole idea of this challenge is to smack the heads off as
    many zombie monkeys as you can before you snuff it, and there will be several 
    ways in which these monkeys will attempt to get this job done. The most common 
    is to simply shuffle towards you and slap you up a bit, and the ones that do 
    this will either shuffle slowly or quickly. Another method will be a ghost 
    appearing from the middle of the arena which will simply try to collide with 
    you. And finally, the most dangerous are the monkeys with shotguns of their 
    own. All of these bar the shotgun are pretty easy to avoid and deal with. The 
    idea here is to never stay in one place for long. The first couple of waves 
    will generate slow moving monkeys from either side of your start point, which 
    can be easily dispatched via application of shotgun shell to cranium. Wave 4 
    will start sending the faster monkeys at you, as well as introduce you to Mr 
    Shottie. The shotgun monkeys will appear on the left staircase (from where you
    start). Dispatch them in the same way, it doesn't take much to dislodge their 
    head. A little later and you'll start getting monkeys coming down both sets of 
    stairs as well as the ghosts appearing. These can be sorted out with a single 
    blast. Finally, there are two openings behind the staircases that can spawn 
    monkeys as well. The two top priority targets are the shotgun monkeys and the 
    ghosts in that order. Keep your eyes on the top of the left staircase, 
    especially at the start of a wave. An ideal method for dealing with the ground 
    monkeys is to run into a corner and let them come towards you. Then blast a 
    path through to the opposite corner and run for it. Then turn around and 
    repeat. You can occasionally switch sides of the staircase as well, it never 
    gets too crowded to move.
    
    
    - Rare Or Well Done?
    
    *Platinum* - 50000 points
      *Gold*   - 30000 points
     *Silver*  - 20000 points
     *Bronze*  - 10000 points
    
    Personal best - 38400
    
    Character  - Gaston Boucher
    Weapon     - Injector
    Unlockable - Carrion Carcass (character)
    Scoring    - 75 points per Carrion Carcass
    
    AAAGGGHHHH!!! I HATE THIS!!!.... ahem. Seriously though, this is one right 
    royal bastard of a challenge. There's only one way to do this without getting 
    creamed. But first, the challenge. You are in a kitchen with two rooms on 
    either side of you spawning Carrion Carcasses. As you've probably guessed, you
    need to kill as many as you can before you get killed yourself. Sounds easy, 
    but I can assure you, it's far from it. The injector needs to hit three times 
    to kill a carcass, and at least it's an instant kill this time as opposed to 
    the lengthy swell-up-and-go-bang of the normal injector. The first two waves 
    are very simple, only a couple of carcasses from each door, pretty slow moving
    and easily dealt with. The third wave is where it starts getting a bit crowded,
    especially when carcasses start appearing from the floor in the two corners. 
    Thankfully this is pretty rare. Now, you see those two tables? These will be 
    what save your life throughout this challenge. You need to circle the room and
    lure the carcasses round one side of the table before sprinting out and round 
    behind the other one, all the while taking pot shots at any that have not taken
    the bait. You need to keep your escape route clear, as if you get surrounded, 
    you're gonna get pummelled. Try to last until there are no more coming from the
    doors, then let fly with as many darts as you can into the crowd. The explosion
    will damage others as well, meaning that another exploding carcass can set off 
    a chain reaction. The blood really does fly in this challenge. Make sure you 
    keep an eye on the two corners of the room as you approach, and take a detour 
    round the outside of the table if a carcass decides to spawn in your way. Spot 
    it too late and you'll get stuck and beaten to a pulp. One more thing, go 
    clockwise around the room, there's a nasty little shelf jutting out near one of
    the tables that can get you stuck if you go the other way.
    
    
    - Boxing Clever
    
    *Platinum* - 100000 points
      *Gold*   - 50000 points
     *Silver*  - 20000 points
     *Bronze*  - 5000 points
    
    Personal best - 92475 points
     
    Character  - Cortez
    Weapon     - Temporal Uplink
    Unlockable - Tin-Legs Tommy (character)
    Scoring    - 75 points per decapitation, 100 points if you use another zombie's
                 head to do it
    
    Hmmm... this is a bit more fun. Remember the challenge back in TS2 where you 
    had to smack zombie heads off using only your fists? This is similar, only this
    time you've got the grab function of the temporal uplink and a selection of 
    boxes to help out. The downside? The temporal uplink is a real pain to use. The
    grab function is very loose, turn too quickly and you'll drop whatever you're 
    carrying. You also need to be within a certain range of something to grab it. 
    Still, it makes for a great weapon, as a box hitting a zombie is pretty much an
    instant decapitation. Blocks your view quite well though. As before, the trick 
    here is to keep circling the arena to stop yourself getting surrounded. If 
    things get crowded, don't be afraid to drop the box you're holding and move to 
    a safer spot, you can always pick up the box from somewhere else, or even 
    another one if there's one nearby. To pick up a box, hold down the fire trigger
    and the uplink will draw in the object. To throw, release the trigger. However,
    this isn't good enough for this challenge. You need to recover the box after 
    launching it, and you do this by holding the trigger again right after 
    releasing it. The effect of this will be the box flying out a short distance 
    before returning to the uplink to be thrown again, like a big boxing glove 
    (sorry, crap pun, I know). So all you need to do is smack off as many zombie 
    heads as you can before dying, as if you hadn't sussed it by now. Just move 
    around the arena, then stop to smack of a couple of heads before moving again.
    Like the first challenge, you can't afford to stay still for long. One problem
    you may encounter is that the uplink will grab onto a severed zombie head 
    rather than the box when you try to return it. This is a frequent occurrence, 
    and may be a help or a hindrance depending on how good your aim is. If you can
    smack off a zombie head using another head, you get 100 points as opposed to 
    75. However, you need to be very accurate, and personally I prefer to stick to
    the boxes. If you end up with one, you may as well fling it anyway, but then 
    immediately move to a safer spot and reclaim your box.
    
    *Extra tip from Steve Vallance**
    
    By bouncing the box off of the central pillar and into a group of zombies, you 
    can rack up very impressive combos and net yourself vast amounts of points. Do 
    this a few times and you'll have no trouble in hitting a platinum.
    
    
    
    \\//   :CUT-OUT SHOOT-OUT:   \\//
    //\\=========================//\\
    
    
    - Hart Attack
    
    *Platinum* - 1800 points
      *Gold*   - 1750 points
     *Silver*  - 1600 points
     *Bronze*  - 1100 points
    
    Personal best - 1795 points
     
    Character  - Corporal Hart
    Weapon     - Sci-fi Handgun
    Unlockable - Viola (character), Cardboard Characters (cheat)
    Scoring    - 100 points per target (reduced over time), -100 per Cortez target
    
    Oh no.... that music.... the bloody Spaceways music from the original TS. 
    Horrible. Anyway, Cut-Out Shoot-Out is very simple. You need to work your way 
    through a section of a level, shooting targets as you go. Either your accuracy 
    or how quickly you hit the target determines the number of points you get for 
    each. There are also friendly targets thrown in as well that will reduce your 
    points if hit. To go for a platinum, you need to trigger the targets one by one 
    while looking in the right direction. You need to be quick though, or you'll run
    out of time.
    
    This level scores on how quickly you hit the target. The number of points you 
    get will decrease until you hit, and the rate at which they decrease depend on 
    how difficult it is to hit (easy targets decrease faster than the harder ones).
    You have a time limit of 1:30 to complete the level, so don't dawdle. If time 
    runs out, the level ends regardless of whether you've hit all targets or not. 
    Start by going forward and turn your gun left. A target will appear on top of 
    the rock. Shoot it and immediately turn to the right where another target 
    appears from behind the mound. Another will appear from behind a mound on the 
    left as you move up. Once you have sorted that one out, look up and you should 
    see a "window" in the rock formation. A target will slide across here, be ready
    for it. Another target will appear from behind the mound directly underneath. 
    Moving on, two targets will appear above the next rock. Be careful though, the 
    one on the right is a friendly, and will dock you 100 points for hitting it. 
    Hit the one on the left and move on. Follow the path until you see the crashed 
    ship, and shoot the target that appears behind the engine. Another will appear 
    from behind the ledge underneath the ship as well. Keep moving, ignoring the 
    target that appears behind the debris on the left, and shoot the target that 
    appears to the right, behind the broken wing. Now jump down to the right onto 
    the lower ledge.
    
    The piece of debris on your left will reveal a friendly target, the one on the 
    right a hostile. Shoot it and move on. There is a large object embedded in the 
    mountain on the left, a friendly target will sweep out from behind it. Go round
    it and shoot the target that appears from behind a rock on the right. Follow 
    the path down and keep your eyes over to the left. A target will appear from 
    behind a rock a fair way in the distance. Later, a friendly target will emerge 
    from behind an outcrop on the right, before another hostile slides out from 
    behind another. Make sure it's a good shot, it moves a way out into the open. 
    Before moving on, move your sight onto the window in the bunker in the 
    mountainside, another target will appear on the far right as you advance. Once 
    you've done that, look up to the bridge and you'll see three targets slide out 
    from the right. Only the middle one is hostile, so pick it out and go on. As 
    you go round to the right, a target will appear from behind a mound over on the
    left. Now head up towards the sniper bunker. One last ground target will appear
    from behind a rock on the left, and the final target will slide across the 
    window in the bunker. Follow the path round to the left to complete the level.
    
    
    - Come Hell Or High Water
    
    *Platinum* - 1800 points
      *Gold*   - 1600 points
     *Silver*  - 1450 points
     *Bronze*  - 1150 points
    
    Personal best - 1625 points
     
    Character  - Viola
    Weapon     - Pistol 9mm
    Unlockable - Goddard (character)
    Scoring    - 100,75,50,25 points per target depending on distance of shot from
                 centre, -100 per tourist target
    
    This is an accuracy shootout. You need to hit the targets as close to the 
    centre as possible, with 100 points being a dead centre shot. Viola floats 
    through this level on a gondola, so you can't take a lot of time lining up a 
    shot. First thing as you start is to put the scope on the pistol, makes sense 
    if you're going for accurate shots. Shoot the target over to the left, then 
    face forward again and shoot the target that appears in front of you. As you go
    through the tunnel, another will appear in front of you, and when you exit, two
    will appear from either side. The one on the right is friendly, so shoot the 
    one on the left. As the boat turns right, keep your eyes in the distance over 
    on the right wall. A target will appear from a doorway, you'll probably need 
    the scope here. You'll also notice one slide across the door on the left. 
    Ignore it the first time and get it as it comes back. Now comes a very hard 
    part. Look up and you'll see two targets sliding across windows. Normally they 
    wouldn't be too hard to hit, but the boat will be turning left as you aim. 
    Shoot them both and then quickly look over to the archway on the left. Another 
    target will swing out from the left. This is a fast moving one, so you may have
    to ditch the accuracy tactics and just shoot it. Moving on, you will see a 
    series of arches over to your left. Keep an eye on the second one, a target 
    will slide out from the left across the second and third arches. Catch it 
    before it clears the second arch. Now look over at the bridge. Aim at the left 
    corner and shoot the target that appears, then quickly switch to the other 
    corner and do the same. Past the bridge, another target will make a very brief 
    appearance from behind the corner of the wall on the left, shoot it before it 
    vanishes, you won't get another chance. Over on the other side you should see 
    another archway. Focus on it and shoot the target when it appears. You can get
    it again if you miss the first time, but be very careful, as a friendly target
    will slide in front of it very quickly. Keep focussed over to the left and 
    another target will appear from the water, with a friendly target appearing 
    further along at the same time to distract you. The final two targets will 
    appear from either side of the corners of the buildings at the end. Plug them 
    to finish the level.
    
    
    - Balls Of Steel
    
    *Platinum* - 1250 points
      *Gold*   - 1000 points
     *Silver*  - 875 points
     *Bronze*  - 700 points
    
    Personal best - 1100 points
     
    Character  - R One-Oh-Seven
    Weapon     - Sniper Rifle
    Unlockable - Badass Cyborg (character)
    
    The easiest of the lot. Another accuracy one, but this time, you're stationary
    and you have a sniper rifle. And the best thing is you don't have to move at 
    all. There's still the odd friendly floating around, but they rarely get in the
    way.
    
    The first target appears up the back just to the right of centre, sliding from 
    left to right. Another appears in the acid in front of you, slightly over to 
    the left. The third slides in from the far right, behind a pipe, then into 
    centre view. No rush, shoot it when it comes into centre. The next pops up 
    right in the middle about halfway back. Be careful with the next one. A 
    friendly pops up in exactly the same place as the last target and a hostile 
    will slide in from the left, behind it, and out to the right. Wait for it to 
    come out from behind before shooting. Next target is dead centre again, 
    followed by two in quick succession: one from behind the pipe on the right, and
    one literally right in front of you (you can shut your eyes and hit this one). 
    Another friendly will slide in to distract you, ignore it. The next will appear
    in the acid below you over to the left a little, and another will slide out 
    from behind the pipe over to the right. The hardest one to hit is next, and 
    it's right over the back, dead centre. Only about a quarter of it shows, so you
    need to be very careful if you want the 100 point shot. The final target 
    appears shortly after another friendly starts sliding in from the left. It's 
    dead centre, near the back, you just need to hit it without hitting the 
    friendly. This ends the challenge.
    
    
    \\//   :CAT DRIVING:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    
    - The Cat's Out Of The Bag!
    
    *Platinum* - Finish in 1 minute 10 seconds
      *Gold*   - Finish in 1 minute 20 seconds
     *Silver*  - Finish in 1 minute 30 seconds
     *Bronze*  - Finish in 1 minute 40 seconds
    
    Personal best - 1 minute 16.2 seconds
     
    Character  - Strudel (Khallos's cat)
    Weapon     - N/A
    Unlockable - Human Gun Sounds (cheat)
    
    One of the interesting little side games added to Future Perfect is Cat 
    Driving. You'll be guiding Khallos's little bundle of joy Strudel around a 
    course as fast as you can without battering him up too much. Driving Strudel is
    like manoeuvring a shopping trolley with an unusually high centre of gravity. 
    The cat is on roller wheels like those you find on the bottom of said trolley 
    and as such he will turn like one, ie not easily. I can't really describe how 
    Strudel drives, you'll have to get a feel for him yourself, but it's very light
    and he topples over at the slightest hint that you're turning him too hard. To
    complete the lap, you need to trigger all checkpoints along the course, which 
    means no shortcuts. If Strudel topples over at all, hit O to right him.
    
    Use this course to get the hang of Strudel. It's simple, it's short, and above 
    all it's flat. You won't have to worry about slopes yet. The first turn is a 
    sharp left, followed by a sharp right. For Strudel's sake, please let up on the
    accelerator before going into the corners, he'll be so much happier. There is 
    then a long straight section followed by two sharp right turns in succession, 
    effectively a hairpin. Just make sure that Strudel isn't unbalanced before 
    taking the second and you'll be fine. Moving on, you'll come to two shallow 
    lefts in succession followed by two more sharp rights, slightly further apart 
    than before. The left turns can be taken quite quickly, but slow down a little 
    before going into the rights. The final turn is a sharp right over the finish 
    line. Two more laps complete the race.
    
    
    - Lap It Up
    
    *Platinum* - Finish in 2 minutes
      *Gold*   - Finish in 2 minutes 15 seconds
     *Silver*  - Finish in 2 minutes 30 seconds
     *Bronze*  - Finish in 2 minutes 45 seconds
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 12.8 seconds
    
    Character  - Strudel (Khallos's cat)
    Weapon     - N/A
    Unlockable - Comrade Papadov (character)
    
    Now we have a considerably harder track. This time there are plenty of inclines
    and declines to worry about, and going over the edge too quickly is a sure-fire
    way of toppling poor Strudel. When coming to a gradient change, just tap the 
    brakes slightly. As long as you're not speeding up as you go over, you 
    shouldn't topple.
    
    The first turn is a 90 degree right onto an incline. This is quite shallow and 
    can be taken quite quickly. Go up the ramp and slow down near the top, where a 
    hairpin right is waiting onto a decline. This decline is very wide, and if you 
    can control Strudel well enough, you can ride it about halfway to the next 
    corner. If not, ride it to the bottom and brake slightly before turning left. A
    sharp right is at the end (not so sharp if you rode the decline) onto another 
    incline. This next part is very straight, but you need to stay as straight as 
    possible to avoid toppling Strudel. Once over the top of the incline, a small 
    straight section is followed by a pretty evil decline. As I said, make sure you
    are dead straight as you go over, or Strudel will start going over. A sharp 
    left is at the bottom, be sure to slow down a bit before coming off the 
    decline. Ahead is another 90 degree left turn with a fairly bumpy straight. 
    This should only slow you down a little, it isn't enough to topple Strudel. 
    However, at the end of this straight is a small decline followed immediately by
    a sharp left. Be careful not to overshoot the decline, or you'll never slow 
    down in time for the corner. Go up the straight to end the lap.
    
    
    - The Cat's Pajamas
    
    *Platinum* - Finish in 2 minutes 25 seconds
      *Gold*   - Finish in 2 minutes 35 seconds
     *Silver*  - Finish in 2 minutes 50 seconds
     *Bronze*  - Finish in 3 minutes 10 seconds
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 25.6 seconds
     
    Character  - Strudel (Khallos's cat)
    Weapon     - N/A
    Unlockable - Gilbert Gastric (character)
    
    Once again we go to a flat track, only something is considerably different 
    again. You though Strudel was hard enough to handle? Well the developers didn't,
    so you now have to drive him on ice! Being over-aggressive with the throttle 
    will keep Strudel going in a straight line no matter what way you point him, and
    he will eventually topple. To go round corners, you need to be conservative with
    the speed and be ready to slow down a bit. One of the most noticeable things 
    about this track is that it is completely open. As you only need to go through 
    checkpoints, there is no reason why you can't cut every single corner on the 
    track. And that is indeed the way to do it.
    
    As I said, completely ignore the track here and just point straight at the 
    checkpoints. The first one is right in front of you, very slightly over to the 
    left. Once through, resume the track and go round the U-bend to the right. Hit 
    the checkpoint and break the track again. Take the next right much more sharply
    than the track wants and point straight at the next checkpoint, which should 
    now be right in front of you. Swing left until you see the next one. Try to 
    swing a sharp right through here and this should leave you pointing at the next
    one. Be very careful here, this checkpoint leads onto a jump. While it's pretty
    fun to see Strudel go arse over head, it does waste time. As soon as he lands, 
    right him and go for the next checkpoint, trying to turn right through it as 
    you do. This will set you up nicely for the final one, which should now again 
    be directly in front of you. Completely cut the corner and go through the 
    checkpoint to start another "lap".
    
    
    \\//   :SUPER SMASHING GREAT:   \\//
    //\\============================//\\
    
    
    - Avec Le Brique
    
    *Platinum* - Break all objects in 2 minutes 40 seconds
      *Gold*   - Break all objects in 2 minutes 50 seconds
     *Silver*  - Break all objects in 3 minutes
     *Bronze*  - Break all objects in 3 minutes 30 seconds
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 21.5 seconds
     
    Character  - Gaston Boucher
    Weapon     - Brick
    Unlockable - Aztec Warrior (character)
    
    What better way to relieve tension than to put a brick through everything you 
    can put a brick through in the Chinese Restaurant. There's 103 smashable 
    objects here, and Gaston Boucher can throw bricks like a nutter. You need good
    aim here, and a decent sense of the trajectory of the brick. It travels with a
    very small arc that is only really noticeable over distance. Initially you 
    won't have to worry. The best way to do this is to always keep R2 held down so
    you have a brick ready, and quickly release it to throw a brick. Doing it like
    this gives you an insane rate of fire, and it's pretty accurate to.
    
    You start in the kitchen in front of a plate rack. Smash the six plates here, 
    then the seven in the one next to it, then run down the other end of the 
    kitchen. Smash the six in this one, and then the eight in the rack opposite. 
    Follow the wall down and smash the six plates in the central rack, and finally
    the eleven in the rack down the other end. Now follow the corridor out to the 
    front. There are four rows of seven windows that need smashing. Strafe along 
    the bottom row and then back along for the larger windows. Do the same for the
    upper sets. There are two glass panels that need to be smashed in this room as
    well, each with two panes of glass. Finally, smash the panel on the balcony 
    rail before heading out to the foyer. Smash the four panels on the balcony and
    head down the stairs. Now look up and you should see 18 thin windows near the 
    roof. You may need to back up slightly to take these out, as they can't be 
    smashed if you're too close. Now head towards the front door. Smash the two 
    thin windows on the left, two on the right, and finally go out in style by 
    smashing the large window right over the entrance.
    
    
    - Absolutely Potty
    
    *Platinum* - Break all pots in 1 minute 40 seconds
      *Gold*   - Break all pots in 1 minute 50 seconds
     *Silver*  - Break all pots in 2 minutes
     *Bronze*  - Break all pots in 2 minutes 30 seconds
    
    Personal best - 1 minute 44.3 seconds
     
    Character  - Captain Ash
    Weapon     - Tactical 12-gauge
    Unlockable - Paintball (cheat)
    Scoring    - +5 seconds time penalty for shooting a monkey
    
    Fairly easy as long as you know where you're going and you can shoot things off
    of monkeys' heads. It's you against the clock with a 12-gauge and 52 pots that 
    need smashing. As well as being a good shot, you also need to know exactly 
    where to reload the 12-gauge as well. After all, it's much better to reload 
    while moving towards another set of pots than reloading while standing in front
    of them. Wastes less time.
    
    Start off by moving forward and blowing away the four pots ahead of you and 
    round the corner. Reload and go down the decline, smashing the pot in the 
    corner as you go. Smash the two pots on either side of the corridor and then 
    catch the one being carried by the monkey as he runs past. Don't hit him, it'll
    cost you five seconds. Then turn right and shoot the one in the corner before 
    turning back on yourself and following the monkey. Pop the one on the edge of 
    the stairs and reload again. Head down the stairs, you should see two groups of
    two pots. Try and line yourself up so you can take them out in a single shot 
    each. If you can't, reload before going down the corridor. There are seven pots
    down here, six of which are in pairs. Take out the pairs in one shot each and 
    then the lone one. Reload and head down the corridor, picking off the pot on 
    the monkey as he runs past. Don't forget to pick up the shotgun shells. Turn 
    right and smash the pot in the corner and the one out in the open before going
    back the way the monkey went. Head towards the door in front of you. Follow the
    path through here smashing the six pots as you go, then go back into the 
    central hall and down the small stairs in front of you. There are two pots at 
    the bottom in a pair. Use your last shot to take them both out and reload. If 
    you only take one out, load one shell and finish it before fully reloading. Go
    over to the cave on the left side of the hall from where you are facing. Smash
    the seven pots through here including the one on the monkey and reload again. 
    Follow the corridor all the way round and drop out at the end, turning left and
    going into the entrance cave. Turn to the right and intercept the monkey 
    running down the slope and then turn round and destroy the pots at the foot of 
    the stairs. You should have three shells left, assuming you haven't missed 
    since the last reload. Go up the stairs and blow away another three pots before
    reloading one more time. Finish the remaining pots to complete the level.
    
    **Additional tip from Christopher Morrow**
    
    You can save a lot of time in this last room by pushing the pots into each
    other and over ledges rather than shooting them. The last few will need to be 
    shot, but this method saves a lot of time as you don't have to reload your
    12-gauge.
    
    
    - Don't Lose Your Bottle
    
    *Platinum* - Break all bottles in 1 minute 30 seconds
      *Gold*   - Break all bottles in 1 minute 35 seconds
     *Silver*  - Break all bottles in 1 minute 45 seconds
     *Bronze*  - Break all bottles in 2 minutes
    
    Personal best - 1 minute 15.3 seconds
    
    Character  - Harry Tipper
    Weapon     - LX-18 x2
    Unlockable - Brick (weapon)
    Scoring    - +5 seconds time penalty for shooting a henchman
    
    Now we go from mindless smashing to precision smashing. The bottles of "Flying
    Seaman" (that's whisky, you dirty minded...) are much smaller than the pots you
    were smashing up in the last challenge, and to make matters worse, you've only 
    got a pair of LX-18s here. You need to be a very good shot to even consider 
    getting a good time. Don't worry too much about reloading times here, the 
    pistols reload quickly.
    
    The very first thing you must do here is get rid of your second gun. Go to alt
    fire and activate the scope. This will increase your accuracy no end and will 
    conserve a lot of ammo. It will also let you break some bottles from a 
    distance. Smash the three bottles in front of you and head left out the door. 
    Take out the two bottles on the footstool and the one on the sofa, then go 
    through the next double door. Smash the bottle lying in the corner at the foot
    of the stairs. Further round is a drunk henchman still holding a bottle. You'll
    need to shoot it out of his hands. Don't worry about hitting him if he's 
    holding the bottle in front of him, the bottle is tough enough to stop the 
    bullet dead. Just shoot it and move on, but don't hit his hand. The next one is
    optional, but if you look up on the ledge above you, you'll see another bottle.
    You can shoot it now or later, you'll be going up there anyway. Now head onto 
    the dance floor. Shoot the bottles being held by henchman on the dance floor 
    and the henchwoman on the ramp ahead of you. Then go back to the door and 
    demolish all the bottles on the tables. There should be ten in all. Now follow 
    the corridor round to the bar at the back. Shoot the bottle on the bar and the 
    one held by the henchman. Go up the stairs and shoot the bottle on the drum 
    kit, before heading up the ramp to the left. There is another table with two 
    bottles on here (and the bottle you saw earlier balanced on the edge if you 
    didn't shoot it). Take them out and then turn left and go out onto the balcony. 
    Shoot the four bottles on the tables. The last one is up ahead, being held by a
    henchman slumped behind the big Harry Tipper statue (loves himself a bit, don't
    he?). Shoot it to end the challenge.
    
    
    \\//   :TIMESPLITTERS "STORY" CLASSIC:   \\//
    //\\=====================================//\\
    
    
    - Queen Of Harts
    
    *Platinum* - Escape the level in 2 minutes
      *Gold*   - Escape the level in 2 minutes 30 seconds
     *Silver*  - Escape the level in 3 minutes 30 seconds
     *Bronze*  - Escape the level in 6 minutes
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 25.8 seconds
     
    Character  - Corporal Hart
    Weapon     - Sci-fi Handgun x2, Sci-fi Sniper, Electrotool, Dispersion Gun,
                 Minigun
    Unlockable - All Characters Cloaked (cheat)
    
    Time to get reminiscent of the original story mode, which was nothing more than
    grab something and get back to the start. The silver times here are very 
    forgiving, but for gold, you'll really need to motor, and only kill who you 
    need to. Each section of the level is locked off until you clear all enemies 
    from the area. Don't get too far ahead of yourself or you'll have to backtrack.
    Another thing you need to remember is the lack of health pickups, you only have
    one health bar for the whole challenge so don't charge blindly into anything 
    (unless I tell you to of course (^_^)).
    
    This challenge takes place in the Spaceport, and you'll need to find your way 
    into the other side of the base. Don't be intimidated by the position of the 
    time portal, you won't have to come back all this way. Start by turning off the
    ricochet shots on the handguns, you won't need it. Turn round and shoot the
    prison guard behind you and go out the right door. Another will pop out from 
    round the corner on the left. Keep going and you'll run into two more. You'll 
    need to go right here, but before going under the bridge look through the gap 
    to the other side. You should see two INSETICK droids with sci-fi sniper 
    rifles. Shoot them through the gap and go under the bridge to the other side. 
    You'll have enemies bearing down on you from behind, don't worry about them 
    yet. Kill the prison officer on this side of the bridge, then turn round and 
    cane everyone that was stupid enough to follow you. Follow the corridor to the
    end, where two more prison officers will jump you. There's an electrotool here
    if you want it, but I never used it. Go through the door and two PROMETHEUS 
    droids will warp in with miniguns. As soon as they do, shoot them in the head 
    with the handguns, they'll go down much quicker than your other weapons. This 
    should unlock the door, go through it and round to the right into the landing 
    dock. Take out the two prison guards that appear as you open the door, then 
    look for a turret on the underside of the ship. Shoot it up before taking out
    the PROMETHEUS droids in the same way as before. By now, a large number of 
    INSETICK droids will have warped in on the balcony with sniper rifles. These 
    can be lethal, and they all need to go before you can advance. Using the 
    handguns, take down the ones on the ramp at the far side of the dock, then go
    up the other one and start taking the droids apart. I say use the handguns 
    because they have a much higher rate of fire than the sniper rifle and they can
    take down one of the droids in only a couple of shots. You may be wondering why
    you're not using the minigun, we're saving that for later. Once they're all 
    down, the door on the corner of the balcony will open. Head through here and 
    down the ramp. You don't actually need to kill anyone else, but keep the 
    handguns loaded anyway. Go left into the corridor and take the second right, 
    arming the minigun as you do. A prison officer and an INSETICK will warp in, 
    just tear them apart and go through the door at the back. The time crystal is 
    at the back of this room, go round to the right and mow down the three prison 
    guards before picking it up. Now go down the corridor on your left, mowing down
    the INSETICK and the prison officer. For this next part, you may want to switch
    to alt fire for the minigun. As you go up the ramp, you'll be jumped by three 
    prison guards and a berserker splitter. Mow them all down and head left back 
    into the ramp room. Now just run like hell. Get up the ramp and the time portal
    is waiting for you through the door.
    
    
    - Sammy Hammy Namby Pamby
    
    *Platinum* - Escape the level in 2 minutes 20 seconds
      *Gold*   - Escape the level in 2 minutes 40 seconds
     *Silver*  - Escape the level in 3 minutes 20 seconds
     *Bronze*  - Escape the level in 6 minutes
     
    Personal best - 2 minutes 26.8 seconds
    
    Character  - Renzo
    Weapon     - Tactical 12-gauge, Soviet Rifle, Machine Gun, Vintage Rifle
    Unlockable - Sapper Johnson (character)
    
    The main difficulty here is making sure you've killed everyone before going on,
    as some of the areas can be pretty open. Once you've got a Soviet though, 
    you'll be fine. You'll have to keep the ammo topped up though, as the machine 
    gun clip won't last for any decent length of time.
    
    Right as you start, blast the first idiot in the face and pick up his Soviet. 
    Use it to blow away his buddy. Now go into the corridor, three enemies are 
    waiting round the corner. Another is waiting around the next corner, and four 
    more are scattered up the corridor before the closed gate. Killing them all 
    will open it. Now, the next part will require a bit of insanity. There are 
    enemies pretty much all over the place. Start by killing the one right in front 
    of you and then go around to the left, smacking down as you go. Going this way 
    will pretty much ensure you get all of them. There should be about seven, one 
    of which may come through the door you just came from. Head along the beach, 
    killing the three standing in front of the door. The last one to open the gate 
    is standing right in front of it. Through the gate, you should see someone 
    hiding in an alcove. Sort him out and then take out the next one just round the 
    corner. One more is hiding further up before you go outside. Now, the next part 
    can be avoided if you can get through here quickly enough. If you can't, you'll 
    be greeted with a grenade barrage. If this happens get RIGHT back. Even one can 
    severely hurt you, and there at least ten being thrown here. Once they have 
    died down, head out and take down the two cowards behind the rocks (probably 
    the bastards who lobbed the grenades). Look ahead and you should see two more 
    underneath the bridge. Take them down and head up onto the bridge, but don't 
    cross it just yet. There should be a few more enemies who have just made 
    themselves known behind you. If you can shoot them from where you are, do so, 
    otherwise go across the bridge and lure them in. At the other side of the 
    bridge is a nice fellow who has probably been shooting at you the whole time 
    you've been in this area, return the favour at point-blank. By now, the group 
    who followed you should be bottlenecked on the bridge, so mow them down before 
    going down the corridor. Kill all who appear and the next gate should open. 
    Going round the next corner will present you with two more targets before 
    passing a machine gun nest. Don't be tempted to use it, just keep going. From 
    now you don't need to shoot anyone else, so only shoot those that present the 
    opportunity. Head up the corridor, clearing the way as you go (it's dual 
    pathed, go whichever way you like). Once you reach the top, turn left and you 
    should see the lunchbox. Grab it and reload the Soviet (which I hope you've 
    been keeping topped up) going back, you will encounter the enemies in the 
    tunnel you didn't shoot the first time as well as the splitters. The Soviet is 
    more than a match for all of them, so just blast all in your way. Follow the 
    path back down until you're outside again, then just run. The time portal is 
    just inside the door on the opposite side.
    
    
    - Glimpse Of Stocking
    
    *Platinum* - Escape the level in 2 minutes 40 seconds
      *Gold*   - Escape the level in 3 minutes
     *Silver*  - Escape the level in 4 minutes
     *Bronze*  - Escape the level in 6 minutes
    
    Personal best - 2 minutes 25.9 seconds
     
    Character  - Mr. Underwood
    Weapon     - Kruger 9mm x2
    Unlockable - Mr. Underwood (character)
    
    This challenge requires you to be good with pistols, as it's all you're getting.
    As it goes, it's very hard to get a gold time, especially as it's unclear as to 
    exactly which zombies you need to kill to open the doors. No scope to help you 
    this time either, you need to be able to take a head off in no more than a few 
    shots, as well as the distinct lack of extra ammo. There's only a couple of 
    boxes lying around to help you out. Try to keep your crosshairs at roughly head
    height and most of your shots will hit home.
    
    Start by plugging the heads of the three zombies in front of you, and then the 
    one that comes charging out of the door. The faster ones tend to be harder to 
    hit as their heads tend to bob about quite quickly. Go through the door and 
    behead the zombie on your right. Another one will descend the stairs ablaze, 
    this one can be ignored, he will die in his own time. Three more are waiting at
    the top of the stairs, blow them away and then head into the stairwell. This 
    area is pretty much swarming with zombies. There is one in front of you, one on
    each stairway, one in between the stairs, three at the top, and two more will 
    come in from behind you. One of the zombies behind you is on fire, so ignore 
    him. Plug the ones on the ground first before heading up the stairs and taking 
    out the three up there. Aiming on the stairs can be a little awkward, so force 
    your way onto the balcony if you think you can get a better shot. Once they are
    all headless, the red double doors will open.
    
    Through the doors, another flaming zombie will attack you from the right. If 
    you can skeet round him, do so, otherwise you may have to blast him. There is 
    another to the left, followed by five more (one flaming) in the next room. Same
    situation again for the next part, a flamer from the right with two bearing 
    down from the left. Again, the flaming one is fast moving, so blast him if he 
    becomes too much to handle. The final room in this section contains six zombies
    and a box of ammo. If possible, take out all zombies before grabbing the ammo. 
    Then run down the stairs at the end and through the double doors. There was a 
    flaming zombie behind you before you entered the last room, but he should have 
    snuffed it by now.
    
    There are seven zombies in the next room. One will run round from the right, 
    two more on the left, one will come up the stairs in front of you, and the rest
    will just be dotted about the balcony. Go through the door at the end and into 
    the next corridor. There will be a zombie on the right that needs plugging, and
    three flaming zombies running at you. Avoid the flamers and turn left into the 
    main foyer. There are two zombies waiting for you on the balcony and one more 
    will run in behind you. Now head down the stairs and go left, ignoring the 
    flamer on the right. You need to take out the remaining zombies here to open 
    the final door, there should be about six. Once they are dead and you are sure
    there are none left, go to the end of the room and turn left down the stairs. 
    The double doors will open and you'll get the magazine. Now turn round and bomb
    it back the way you came. With only one pistol now, you're no match for the 
    berserkers so just run. Head up the stairs and go left at the top, and the 
    portal is right in front of you.
    
    **Additional strategy from Matt Sladen and Mike Cavely**
    
    Forget shooting the zombies. Pistol whip them with the dual Krugers instead. 
    This is much more effective than lining up shots and will allow you to clear the
    level in a much quicker time. Even if you don't behead them in one hit, one more
    will take them out guaranteed. This also leaves much more ammo to shoot the 
    flaming zombies, again saving time from waiting for them to die naturally. Very 
    highly recommended strategy, and almost necessary if you want a platinum.
    
    
    \\//   :MONKEYING AROUND:   \\//
    //\\========================//\\
    
    
    - Electro Chimp Discomatic
    
    *Platinum* - Last for 6 minutes
      *Gold*   - Last for 4 minutes 30 seconds
     *Silver*  - Last for 4 minutes
     *Bronze*  - Last for 3 minutes
    
    Personal best - 15 minutes 22.0 seconds (with all six lives intact, self ended)
     
    Character  - Harry Tipper
    Weapon     - Electrotool
    
    Unlockable - Monkey Gun (weapon)
    
    The idea here is to keep a bunch of cyborg chimps powered up while they dance 
    away using the electrotool. Each has their own power meter next to then which 
    depletes over time, and you zap them with the electrotool to replenish it. Keep
    them in the beam for too long though and they'll explode, this will be 
    indicated by their power meter going bright yellow as an indication to stop. 
    The trouble is with this challenge is that once you know where all the monkeys
    are, it ranges from quite difficult to incredibly easy. There are only ever ten
    monkeys dancing at any one time, and they run to a random place each time you 
    play. The worst case scenario is if five start dancing on the floor and five on
    the balcony. In this case it can get pretty hard, as you need to keep an eye on
    the radar to see which monkeys need juicing up. However, in one of my runs, 
    eight monkeys were on the floor and the two that were on the balcony were right
    next to each other. Simple strategy was just to blitz the floor pretty much 
    constantly and then just top up the two on the balcony whenever they needed it.
    Anyway, the monkeys come onto the dance floor in waves, and each wave lasts for
    one minute. In the first wave, you'll only have to deal with three monkeys. By 
    the end of the second you'll have seven, and ten at the end of the third wave. 
    Each time a monkey runs out of juice or is overloaded, another will come in to 
    take its place, only in a different spot. The challenge ends when you lose six 
    monkeys. The only strategy I can recommend is to keep an eye on your radar and 
    make sure you charge monkeys that are approaching red. Try not to blitz whole 
    groups if their batteries are at different levels, you may overload one 
    inadvertently. There's no need to go onto the balcony yourself, the electrotool
    can reach any monkey from the dance floor. If you need to charge up a single 
    monkey quickly, try the alt fire and give it a few bursts. If you're really 
    having trouble, try and get someone else to watch the radar and guide you 
    around the floor, it's much easier only having to worry about one thing. Then 
    of course, if you're lucky you could get a setup like I had. It really feels 
    good to blow up chimps of your own accord!
    
    
    - Melon Heist
    
    *Platinum* - Score 2400 points
      *Gold*   - Score 2000 points
     *Silver*  - Score 1200 points
     *Bronze*  - Score 750 points
    
    Personal best - 2450 points
     
    Character  - Elite Henchman
    Weapon     - Vintage Rifle
    Unlockable - Elite Henchman (character)
    
    You want a hard challenge? Here's your hard challenge. You're sitting in the 
    water tower overlooking Khallos's barracks, and you've got to shoot melons out
    of monkey's hands while they're scarpering all over the yard! It's hard enough
    hitting small targets at distance anyway, it's really bloody hard to do it 
    while they're moving. The radar is very useful in actually telling you where 
    the monkeys are coming from, but then it's up to your sniping skills to 
    determine if it's worth anything. Hitting a melon scores you 100 points, and if
    by some miracle you can hit more than one in quick succession, the successive 
    hits will be worth even more points. I've only ever chained two, and the second
    hit netted me 300 points. Hitting a monkey on the other hand will lose you 150 
    points, so each shot is a gamble as you can lose more than you can gain. Now, 
    how to hit a melon. When you see a monkey in the yard, the first thing to do is
    zoom all the way in with the scope. You then need to be able to manoeuvre the 
    sight at roughly the same speed and in roughly the same direction as the monkey
    is running. Position the sight over the top of the melon and take a shot. 
    ALWAYS aim towards the top of the melon, or you run the risk of plugging the 
    monkey. Another method is similar to this, but move the sight slightly in front
    of the melon and then slow down to let it cross your sight. Shoot it as it 
    does. The easiest shots come from monkeys running towards you. Plenty of time 
    to line up and you don't even have to move the sight, just shoot when the melon
    hits the crosshairs. This will definitely take a few tries, as even one hit 
    monkey can ruin your chances of a gold.
    
    
    - Brass Monkeys
    
    *Platinum* - Score 3000 points
      *Gold*   - Score 2500 points
     *Silver*  - Score 1500 points
     *Bronze*  - Score 500 points
    
    Personal best - 3650 points
     
    Character  - Mischief
    Weapon     - N/A
    Unlockable - Mischief (character)
    
    Monkey curling?? Someone's really taking the piss now. First clay monkey 
    shooting and now this....
    
    While the concept of the game is quite simple, getting a decent score isn't.
    Each round you have three monkeys to fling down the ice at the scoring rings.
    To advance to the next round, you have to beat a target score for the round. 
    This starts off quite low, and gets bigger every round. When you fail to meet
    the target the challenge ends, and your total score is used to work out your 
    award. Now, how to get the monkeys to go where you want them to go. The first
    thing you need to specify is the speed at which your monkey will fly up the 
    ice. To do this, you need to stop an oscillating power bar. To hit the centre,
    you need the bar to be about 30-35% full. Always aim for the lower part of 
    that, as the sweeper monkeys are there to smooth the ice to keep the stone 
    going if it's falling short. The direction is determined in the same way, you
    need to stop an oscillating arrow dead centre. Once the monkey is launched, 
    just sit back and see where it lands. You can't change the direction once 
    launched, but you can give him a little extra distance by telling your sweeper
    monkeys to smooth the ice. The target consists of concentric rings, with each
    one scoring more the closer it is to the centre. Scores are 500, 400, 200, 100,
    50, 20 and 10. Land outside the ring and you score nothing. The only strategy 
    really is how hard you launch the monkey and to make sure you always launch 
    dead centre or as close to it as possible. If you undershoot, sweep a little to
    get extra distance. One more thing, if you hit another monkey, then where THAT 
    monkey ends up will determine your score.
    
    
    \\//   :MISCELLANEOUS CHALLENGES:   \\//
    //\\================================//\\
    
    
    - Cortez Can't Jump!
    
    *Platinum* - Score 350 points
      *Gold*   - Score 250 points
     *Silver*  - Score 150 points
     *Bronze*  - Score 100 points
    
    Personal best - 290 points
     
    Character  - Cortez
    Weapon     - Temporal Uplink
    Unlockable - Big Hands (cheat)
    
    Now for your final tests. This first challenge is quite difficult if your aim 
    isn't that good with the temporal uplink. You are standing on the edge of a 
    descending lift with 25 balls in front of you. The uplink is used to pick these
    balls up and fling them through hoops on the wall as the lift descends. It's 
    actually quite difficult to do, as the balls have a real habit of jumping out.
    The first hoop that appears is always a horizontal hoop at a medium distance.
    If you can put a ball through this, you get 25 points. Get three through and
    that hikes up to 50 points for every subsequent ball. As I said though, this
    can be very difficult. To get the ball in, the hoop has to be below a certain
    height, then you can either just throw the ball straight through or bounce it
    off of the angled wall behind. Once it is level with your eyes, leave it and 
    look for the next one. The hoop positions and alignments after this are random.
    Close range horizontal hoops are your best chance for scoring. They are very 
    easy to hit if spotted early, and can even be easily hit from underneath once
    they have gone past you. Initially 10 points for a hit, they go up to 20 after
    a few. You can also go for a few shots from underneath on the medium range ones
    for a couple of 50 point hits if you're lucky. In fact, shots from underneath 
    are easier than shots from above. The other option is the upright hoop, which 
    is very difficult to miss. As a result, the points you obtain from them are 
    woeful, a mere 5 initially that only raises to 10. The final option is the long
    range horizontal. Don't even think about going for these unless you are a 
    really good shot. I can't tell you the points value as I've never hit one. Once
    all 25 balls have been thrown or the lift reaches the bottom, the challenge 
    ends. If all balls have been launched but the challenge won't end, look over in
    the corner of the lift closest to you, there's probably a ball stuck in there. 
    The uplink can ease it out.
    
    **Additional strategy from Peter Silk**
    
    I started out pretty much the way you did... getting some balls through those 25
    hoops. Generally I'd aim to get just one ball into the first hoop, then move 
    onto the one coming into view below it, because it's easier to get 3 or 4 in 
    there than get 1 in the first one for 50 (i think they switch to 50 once they go
    past eye level... I've put 4 or 5 in one before and it stayed at 25 until it 
    moved above me...) The thing that really started me scoring is the long distance
    one right at the back. It looks impossible to get it from a distance, but it's 
    actually not thatbad... after the second hoop moves past eye level, I generally 
    move onto the long distance one (by this time I should have about 100), ignoring
    the other ones coming up... yes, even though it's way down there... The way I 
    judge it generally is to aim so that the tip of Cortez' thumb  (which sticks 
    sort of downwards on the model) is pointing towards the long distance hoop, more
    or less, and a little to the right of it. Use his thumb in comparisonwith the 
    hoop as a reference point to aim with, and you should get quite a few accurate 
    shots for 50 points each. When it starts to approach eye level, you have to rely
    a bit more on eyeballing the shot as the thumb thing kind of breaks down after a
    while, but after it reaches eye level remember that each shot is worth a 
    potential 100 points! In other words, if you manage to get the initial 100 from 
    the easy shots, then get a few 50s from the long distance one (once you find the
    sweet spot for aiming it's pretty easy to do 4 of these in a row) then all you 
    need is one or two lucky 100s for a seriously large score... and finally, if you
    have a few balls left, there are a couple of easy 25 shots at the end - that 
    long one -will- go out of range after a while.
    
    
    - TSUG: TimeSplitters Underground
    
    *Platinum* - Score 4000 points
      *Gold*   - Score 3500 points
     *Silver*  - Score 2000 points
     *Bronze*  - Score 1000 points
    
    Personal best - 7425 points
     
    Character  - Cortez
    Weapon     - Auto-turrets
    Unlockable - Oleg (character)
    Scoring    - 25 points per kill
    
    Oh boy, now THIS is hard. To put things into perspective, you need to kill 140
    splitters for a gold score! This requires you to be in two places at once. The
    idea is that you are controlling two turrets at either end of the subway and
    you have to take out as many splitters as you can before they are both 
    destroyed. Sounds simple, but you have to control both turrets at the same time
    and they're on opposite sides of the subway. The screen is split straight down
    the middle and so is your controller. The left stick and the L2 trigger control
    the left turret, and the right stick and R2 control the right turret. The 
    splitters also have their usual habit of cloaking. Essentially, each turret 
    needs to watch out for the other, as splitters frequently try to attack from a 
    blind spot which only the opposite turret can see easily. For some reason, the 
    splitters like to go after gun 2 (right) first. Because of this, there is a 
    very good method to pick up a decent amount of points in the first four or five
    waves. Keep Gun 2 pointing over to the right towards the door nearest it, and 
    turn Gun 1 to look at the other door beside Gun 2. Use Gun 2 to plaster any 
    splitters that appear from the door it's looking at, and if you see anything 
    appear from the other one in Gun 1's camera, turn Gun 2 around and repeat 
    before putting it back over the other door. Gun 2 is almost always the first to
    go down, and to be honest, it becomes a bit easier after that. You lose a 
    little sight from the other turret, but the splitters that appear from the 
    other end of the platform now have to run the whole length to get to your 
    turret, and are really easy to see. To put it in perspective, for my platinum 
    score I lost the second turret after 1000 points. As long as you keep checking 
    the two extremities of the vision of the turret, you can rack up a surprising 
    number of kills (although I've never been able to replicate a score like that).
    The one thing that can screw you regardless though is if one of them manages to
    get beneath the turret, it can be a real bitch to hit. If you can't handle both
    turrets, try and get someone else to handle the other one. Come to think of it,
    this wouldn't make a bad two player challenge anyway!
    
    **Additional strategy**
    
    I managed to hit a new high score by using this. Play as normal until Gun 2 is
    really low on health. When it is, keep it pointing slightly over to the right so
    it has a full view of the platform. When it does blow, you now have the camera
    covering one whole side of the level. Gun 1 now becomes incredibly easy to use.
    See out this wave as best you can. In each subsequent wave, the Splitters will
    only appear from three locations. From the top end of the left platform (now
    looking from Gun 1), from the top end of the right platform and onto the tracks,
    and from the doorway directly to the right of the turret. Seeing as you now have
    Gun 2's camera keeping watch over the platform on your left, you only have to
    alternate Gun 1 from the top to bottom of the other platform, keeping an eye on
    these two spawn points. Anytime you see a Splitter in the other camera, turn the
    gun round and blast them before going back to where you were. Occasionally in
    later waves Splitters may start emerging from the door halfway up the platform,
    but again they are very easy to see in the other camera.
    
    
    - Plainly Off His Rocker
    
    *Platinum* - Score 300 points
      *Gold*   - Score 200 points
     *Silver*  - Score 150 points
     *Bronze*  - Score 100 points
    
    Personal best - 275 points
     
    Character  - Captain Ash
    Weapon     - Machinegun Nest
    Unlockable - Pulov Yuran (character)
    Scoring    - 25 points per plane, 100 points for UFO
    
    A real fun challenge to finish off with, yet pretty hard at the same time. 
    You're sitting in the machine gun nest on the 1924 island with an aerial battle
    going on over your head. Sides don't matter, all you have to do is shoot 
    anything that shows up. The radar makes it very easy to spot planes. Whenever 
    you see an arrow, just point the gun in that direction and wait for a target to
    show up. That's why planes are only 25 points, they're mostly easy to hit. When
    firing though, remember that machine gun shots aren't instantaneous. You need 
    to aim just in front of the plane to hit it. However, there is something flying
    around that is altogether harder to hit: a UFO. It's very hard to mistake it, 
    it's much smaller, faster and round. Shoot this down and you can add 100 points
    to your score. You need this for the gold, unless you're an incredibly good 
    shot and can hit planes miles away. You've only got a minute to rack up the 
    hits, hence the seemingly low award requirements.
    
    **Additional tip from Will T**
    
    Use short bursts from the machine gun. This makes sense as the shaking of the 
    gun while it is being fired is reduced and a hit will be much more likely. It 
    will also reduce the likelihood of overheating.
    
    **Additional tip from TheDeviousDuck**
    
    The crosshair on the gun is not entirely accurate, in fact the bullets will hit
    a target slightly above the crosshair. Practice this initially on the closer 
    targets to get used to it and eventually you'll be able to plaster the further 
    planes and the UFO with ease.
    
    
    COMPLETING CHALLENGE MODE UNLOCKS - Bronze - Mr. Fleshcage (character)
                                        Silver - Sewer Zombie (character)
                                          Gold - Jed (character)
    
    
    
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    \\-\/-//                            **WEAPONS**                       \\-\/-//
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    Max capacity   - Maximum amount of ammo that can be carried for this weapon
    Clip capacity  - Maximum amount of ammo in a single clip
    Primary fire   - Uhh... what happens when you pull the sodding trigger
    Alt fire       - Any alternate firing modes the weapon can switch to
    Dual wield?    - If you can carry two of these weapons at once
    Dual alt fire? - If the alternate fire mode can be accessed while dual wielding
    Aiming mode    - Any extra effects when fine aiming
    Description    - A quick description of the weapon and its pros and cons
    
    
    
    \\//   :BASEBALL BAT:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - N/A
    Clip capacity  - N/A
    Primary fire   - Swing bat
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - ...can you really fine aim a bat?
    Description    - An improvement on your normal melee attack, it's not really 
                     recommended over... well... pretty much any ranged weapon. On
                     the upside, it does a fair bit of damage, but it's so much 
                     easier to blast away from afar. Useful as a last resort if you
                     run out of ammo. Although nothing quite beats smacking the 
                     living shite out of someone with a large wooden bat! (^_^)
    
    
    \\//   :BRICK:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 20
    Clip capacity  - No clip
    Primary fire   - Throw brick
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - None, just point and throw
    Description    - Despite its appearance, the brick is very powerful, offset 
                     only by its difficulty in aiming. It's hard enough hitting an
                     easy bot that doesn't move much, but aiming at someone 
                     constantly on the move is a real feat. Can't really recommend
                     it for its practicality, but it's a good laugh to see an 
                     opponent armed with a rocket launcher fall to the mighty power
                     of a simple brick.
    
    The Brick is unlocked by completing the challenge "Don't Lose Your Bottle"
    
    
    \\//   :PISTOL 9MM:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 60
    Clip capacity  - 8
    Primary fire   - Fires a single shot
    Alt fire       - Attaches a scope and silencer
    Dual wield?    - Yes
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - None in primary fire, scope allows small alterable zoom.
    Description    - Your basic pistol weapon. Accurate, fast firing, and quite 
                     weak. It's not something you should rely on, but it certainly 
                     beats being unarmed. The scope in alternate fire mode allows 
                     for some limited sniping capability. Use two of them to 
                     dramatically increase their effectiveness, the rate of fire is
                     pretty much as fast as you can hit the trigger, and two will 
                     really pile some ammo into your opponents.
    
    
    \\//   :KRUGER 9MM:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 60
    Clip capacity  - 8
    Primary fire   - Fires a single shot
    Alt fire       - Attach silencer, no real use outside story mode
    Dual wield?    - Yes
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Small zoom, unalterable
    Description    - There's very little to differentiate this from the normal 
                     pistol. It's performance is identical, the only difference 
                     being a lack of a scope in alt fire. It does gain a small zoom
                     effect in fine aim however. Again, dual wield for maximum 
                     effectiveness.
    
    
    \\//   :LX-18:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 60
    Clip capacity  - 18
    Primary fire   - Fires a single shot
    Alt fire       - Attaches a scope and silencer
    Dual wield?    - Yes
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - None in primary fire, scope allows small alterable zoom
    Description    - Again, same performance as the above pistols, but with a 
                     larger clip capacity. This can be a hindrance as well as a 
                     benefit, especially when dual wielding. Each gun holds 18 
                     bullets, so with two, you'll have 24 left in reserve. Shoot 
                     both of those dry and you won't have enough to fully reload 
                     both.
    
    
    \\//   :SCI-FI HANDGUN:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 200
    Clip capacity  - 16
    Primary fire   - Single burst of laser energy
    Alt fire       - Ricochet shot
    Dual wield?    - Yes
    Dual alt fire? - Yes
    Aiming mode    - Medium zoom effect, unalterable
    Description    - Easily the most powerful pistol weapon, even when you've only 
                     got one. As well as having a rate of fire equal to how quickly
                     you can mash the trigger, each shot is powerful and accurate.
                     Of course, if you want to show off, you can switch to 
                     alternate fire mode and plaster a room with ricochet bolts. 
                     Slightly less powerful than normal shots, these shots will 
                     bounce all over a room and hopefully into a panicking opponent
                     who can't avoid them. Just be careful not to shoot them at a 
                     perpendicular wall, it can be pretty embarrassing being killed
                     by your own bolts.
    
    
    \\//   :REVOLVER:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 72
    Clip capacity  - 6
    Primary fire   - Single powerful shot, slow fire rate
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Small zoom, unalterable
    Description    - I'm not too keen on this one. While it packs the most punch 
                     with a single shot of all the pistol weapons, its poor clip 
                     capacity and slow reload make it quite a risky weapon. It also
                     has a considerable gap between shots, making it awkward to 
                     fire.
    
    
    \\//   :INJECTOR:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 48
    Clip capacity  - 8
    Primary fire   - Fires a needle that can make an opponent explode
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Medium zoom, unalterable
    Description    - Awkward to use, but a three-hit-kill every time. Plant three
                     darts in someone and the unfortunate victim will swell up and
                     explode in a shower of blood. One of the reasons this game was
                     rated 15 I suspect. Unfortunately you can't speed up the 
                     process, and in their last few seconds of life they can still
                     shoot you. They can also still be killed by other means, 
                     meaning someone can nab your kill before they explode.
    
    
    \\//   :MAG-CHARGER:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 40
    Clip capacity  - 12
    Primary fire   - Fires a burst of electromagnetic energy that can pass through
                     solid walls
    Alt fire       - Switches to infra-red visor
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Medium zoom, unalterable
    Description    - Finally, TimeSplitters has its own railgun. Each individual
                     shot isn't very powerful at all, but the fact that it can
                     shoot through walls coupled with its ability to let you see
                     through walls makes it an effective weapon if used correctly.
                     While it's pretty useless in close quarters fighting, if you 
                     can find somewhere to hole up, just slap on the secondary fire
                     and rake in the kills. No one will know what's hit them. Takes
                     an age to reload, but can really do damage to characters with 
                     low shock resistance.
    
    
    \\//   :FLAMETHROWER:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 1500
    Clip capacity  - No clip
    Primary fire   - Shoots a stream of napalm
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effect
    Description    - The flamethrower this time has a half decent range as opposed
                     to the three-foot rubbishness of the previous game. While it 
                     doesn't really do an awful lot of damage in itself, it will 
                     set its unfortunate target ablaze, slowly draining their 
                     health until they die or the fire goes out. Because the 
                     process is slow, it might be worth aiding the process by 
                     taking a coupe of pot shots with another weapon. If the fire 
                     goes out, the target will be left with very little health and 
                     will be easy pickings for others, so make sure it'll kill them
                     before looking for more meat.
    
    
    \\//   :MACHINE GUN:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 256
    Clip capacity  - 32
    Primary fire   - Shoots a fast-firing stream of bullets
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - Yes
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Small zoom, unalterable
    Description    - A powerful weapon, made even more lethal when dual wielded. 
                     Plenty of ammo, a fast rate of fire, and a relatively spacious
                     clip make this a weapon to be feared. It's quite accurate too,
                     even without zooming with fine aim.
    
    
    \\//   :K-SMG:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 200 bullets, 5 grenades
    Clip capacity  - 32 bullets, 1 grenade
    Primary fire   - Shoots a fast firing stream of bullets
    Alt fire       - Shoots a high-explosive RPG
    Dual wield?    - Yes
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Small zoom, unalterable
    Description    - Not too good on its own, but very useful when dual wielded. It
                     has a higher rate of fire than the machine gun, offset by a 
                     lower damage rating per bullet and a lower accuracy. Its lower
                     ammo capacity may pose a small worry as well. However, the 
                     main use for this weapon is its grenade launcher. Very 
                     accurate, highly damaging, and can catch some players off 
                     guard if they can't see what you're holding. Shame you can 
                     only hold five.
    
    
    \\//   :SHOTGUN:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 40
    Clip capacity  - 2
    Primary fire   - Shoots an inaccurate burst shot
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effect
    Description    - One of my favourite weapons in TimeSplitters 2, it has really 
                     fallen out of favour here. While it is still powerful and will
                     cream anything at close range, it takes so long to reload that
                     you easily get killed after unleashing just two shots. While 
                     this is compensated for by having the ability to fire after 
                     just one barrel has been reloaded, it is still far too 
                     impractical. Useful in one-on-ones or low number deathmatches,
                     but when you're fighting more than one opponent, look 
                     elsewhere.
    
    
    \\//   :DISPERSION GUN:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 40
    Clip capacity  - No clip
    Primary fire   - Shoots a burst of energy. Hold down fire to charge.
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effect
    Description    - I bloody hate this weapon. Awkward to use, poor power, and 
                     easily avoided. The weapon can be charged by holding the 
                     trigger before releasing, consuming up to three ammo units. 
                     This gives it a decent amount of power, but it reduces the 
                     already poor rate of fire by so much it renders it completely
                     pointless.
    
    
    \\//   :TACTICAL 12-GAUGE:   \\//
    //\\=========================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 40
    Clip capacity  - 8
    Primary fire   - Shoots an inaccurate burst shot
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects
    Description    - This is more like it. The 12-gauge is short range pwnage like
                     no other, easily as powerful as the shotgun, only much easier
                     to wield. For starters, it has a clip of 8 rather than 2, 
                     meaning less frequent (albeit a little longer) reloading. It 
                     also does not have to be fully reloaded before firing, meaning
                     you can reload pretty much when it's most convenient rather 
                     than in the middle of a firefight.
    
    
    \\//   :SOVIET RIFLE:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 200
    Clip capacity  - 30
    Primary fire   - Shoots a powerful and accurate stream of bullets
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Small zoom, unalterable
    Description    - Slow rate of fire for an automatic weapon, but very accurate
                     and very powerful. There aren't many that will be able to 
                     stand up to a full barrage from one of these rifles.
                     They have a very good ammo capacity too. This is definitely
                     one to keep your eyes open for.
    
    
    \\//   :HARPOON GUN:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 48
    Clip capacity  - 12
    Primary fire   - Shoots harpoons at a reasonable rate
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Small zoom, unalterable
    Description    - A weapon to be feared. The harpoon gun is highly accurate and
                     has a decent rate of fire. And if that wasn't enough, 
                     individual harpoons pack quite a wallop. However, like the 
                     sniper weapons, it can sometimes be too accurate for its own
                     good, making it difficult to lay a good hit on a moving 
                     target. Its rate of fire compensates for this somewhat.
    
    
    \\//   :ELECTROTOOL:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 1800
    Clip capacity  - No clip
    Primary fire   - Shoots a stream of electricity that can stun the target
    Alt fire       - Shoots a burst of electrical energy
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects
    Description    - Can be powerful, but awkward to use in either fire mode. The 
                     primary fire unleashes the familiar stream of electricity that
                     damages all inside it. It's actually a vast improvement over 
                     TS2. It's much more powerful and has a much longer range, 
                     although it is still quite difficult to keep a fast opponent 
                     in the stream for any decent length of time. Alternate fire 
                     shoots a burst of energy that is quite damaging, but slow
                     moving and easily avoided. This weapon is pretty much designed
                     to destroy enemies with weak shock resistance (assuming you're
                     playing with character abilities turned off).
    
    
    \\//   :PLASMA AUTORIFLE:   \\//
    //\\========================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 400
    Clip capacity  - No clip, can overheat
    Primary fire   - Fires a stream of plasma bolts at a fast rate
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Small zoom, unalterable
    Description    - The plasma autorifle lives up to its previous incarnations as
                     an all round arse kicker. Great accuracy and a high rate of 
                     fire combine to allow maiming at all ranges. Be careful not to
                     go too crazy though. Sustained fire will cause the gun to 
                     overheat, rendering it unusable for a few seconds while excess
                     plasma is vented. The first sign of this is a significantly 
                     reduced rate of fire, so when this happens, let up on the 
                     trigger and let it cool briefly before resuming mass pwnage.
                     Obviously it will cool more quickly if you don't let it
                     overheat. However, as it does heat up, its rate of fire 
                     increases until the point of overheating, when it drastically
                     decreases
    
    
    \\//   :SBP500:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 260
    Clip capacity  - 64
    Primary fire   - Fires a hail of bullets at a very fast rate
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Small zoom, unalterable
    Description    - The new generation of SBP machine guns is just as deadly as 
                     its predecessor, the SBP90. However, it now has a larger ammo
                     capacity and a slightly reduced rate of fire, making it much
                     more economical. That's not to say it isn't as good at 
                     killing, this thing will rake opponents to the ground in a 
                     matter of seconds. It does take a while to reload though, so
                     try not to empty it in a firefight.
    
    
    \\//   :MONKEY GUN:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 260
    Clip capacity  - 64
    Primary fire   - Shoots an entire clip of insanely powerful bullets in a single
                     second
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects
    Description    - What the hell?? This weapon is easily the most powerful in the
                     game, and to be honest should really only be used for a laugh.
                     It may look like it has a good ammo capacity, but a single 
                     press of the trigger launches ALL 64 bullets in under a 
                     second! And if that wasn't enough, each bullet can deal 
                     serious damage, not many characters can take being hit by two.
                     This weapon won't last, but while it does, enjoy an aura of 
                     invincibility. That is, unless you get caught reloading...
    
    The Monkey Gun is unlocked by completing the challenge "Electro Chimp 
    Discomatic"
    
    
    \\//   :MINIGUN:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 400
    Clip capacity  - No clip, can overheat
    Primary fire   - Spins up barrel and unleashes a hail of bullets when spinning
                     fast enough
    Alt fire       - Motor keeps barrel spinning, allowing gun to be fired
                     instantly
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects... like you need any!
    Description    - Death in the shape of a large automatic multibarreled 
                     cannon. I swear, whoever called this a "mini"gun was having a
                     laugh... anyway. Needless to say, this gun will destroy all
                     and sundry. Either fire mode is simply down to preference. 
                     Primary needs to spin the barrel up manually, but will not 
                     overheat as quickly, while secondary allows you to fire 
                     instantly at the expense of a faster overheat. An overheat
                     will drastically reduce the firing rate.
    
    
    \\//   :ROCKET LAUNCHER:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 12
    Clip capacity  - 6
    Primary fire   - Shoots a slow, high explosive rocket
    Alt fire       - Shoots all rockets in the clip in quick succession
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects
    Description    - Your good old high explosive rocket launcher that does exactly
                     what it says on the tin. This weapon is best used at medium 
                     range, with you firmly out of the blast radius. Remember, the 
                     rocket moves quite slowly. Fire it over too long a range, and 
                     you'll never hit anything. Too short, and you'll get caught in
                     the blast. And like any rocket launcher in any FPS, always aim
                     at the ground beneath your target. If you want to clear a 
                     room, alternate fire will empty all rockets in the clip into 
                     your hapless opponents in quick succession.
    
    
    \\//   :HEATSEEKER:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 6
    Clip capacity  - 1
    Primary fire   - Shoots a slow, heat seeking rocket
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects
    Description    - I really believe this incarnation of the homing launcher has 
                     been nerfed a lot. For starters, it holds a mere pittance 
                     of the ammo it used to, its reload time has increased 
                     significantly, and its homing capability seems erratic at 
                     best. The lock-on feature of the launcher kicks in when you 
                     hold the crosshairs over your target. When the rocket has 
                     locked on, it will turn red and "Target Acquired" will appear
                     in the top right of the HUD. Launch the rocket and it will 
                     then home in on your target... sometimes. If the rocket 
                     misses, it has a high chance of colliding with the scenery as
                     it turns round. For best results, use this weapon out in the 
                     open, and have something as backup if it all goes pear shaped.
    
    
    \\//   :GHOST GUN:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 960
    Clip capacity  - No clip
    Primary fire   - Fires a sustained beam of energy that drains the health of the
                     target
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects
    Description    - Very useful depending on other weapons in the match. The ghost
                     gun fires a stream of energy that damages the target and adds 
                     their health to yours. It takes a while to kill them though. 
                     What I meant by depending on other weapons is that you don't 
                     really want to use this weapon against someone armed with a 
                     minigun, they'll mow you down before you can do any 
                     significant damage. A snazzy extra to this weapon is the visor 
                     - your opponents will glow, making them easier to see. Ideal 
                     for dark levels and for spotting snipers. Not as good as the 
                     mag-charger visor though.
    
    
    \\//   :SCI-FI SNIPER:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 40
    Clip capacity  - 8
    Primary fire   - Shoots a highly accurate laser beam
    Alt fire       - Raises an energy shield that deflects all non-explosive 
                     attacks
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Scoped, long alterable zoom
    Description    - Easily the best of the sniper rifles. While its shot is no 
                     more powerful than the other two, it has a faster rate of fire 
                     and the highest clip capacity. As with all sniper rifles, a 
                     head shot is an instant kill. However, this rifle has an extra 
                     feature. Anyone who played TimeSplitters 2 will remember the 
                     Lasergun and the shield it had as its secondary fire. The 
                     shield has returned mounted on the sci-fi sniper rifle. While 
                     active, the shield slowly loses power until it deactivates 
                     (the power remaining is seen as a red bar behind the clip 
                     capacity on the HUD). The weapon can also be fired while the
                     shield is active. It recharges fairly quickly after being 
                     inactive for several seconds. This, combined with the range 
                     and accuracy of the rifle itself, make it a deadly weapon. 
                     Being able to snipe from afar without fear of anyone returning 
                     fire... that is, unless your opponent has explosives, which 
                     eat straight through the shield as though it weren't there. 
                     Sustained fire can also knock the shield down. You might not 
                     want to stay in one place for long either, as the laser beam 
                     can easily give your position away.
    
    
    \\//   :VINTAGE RIFLE:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 30
    Clip capacity  - 6
    Primary fire   - Shoots a highly accurate bullet
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Scoped, medium alterable zoom
    Description    - The oldest rifle is also the worst. While it is still powerful
                     if used correctly, it suffers from an inferior scope, which 
                     can only zoom to medium range. Still has a higher clip 
                     capacity than the sniper rifle though. However, the scope sight
                     itself is the best of the three. While the sci-fi sniper has 
                     all manner of crap all over it and the normal sniper hasn't 
                     quite got a dead-centre marker, the vintage sniper has a simple
                     crosshairs, making it by far the easiest to aim.
    
    
    \\//   :SNIPER RIFLE:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 30
    Clip capacity  - 5
    Primary fire   - Shoots a highly accurate bullet
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - Scoped, long alterable zoom
    Description    - Pretty much the same as the vintage rifle, only it holds one 
                     less bullet in its clip and has a longer range scope.
    
    
    \\//   :FLARE GUN:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 10
    Clip capacity  - 1
    Primary fire   - Shoots an explosive flare on an erratic path
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - Yes
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects
    Description    - The poor man's rocket launcher. This gun fires an explosive 
                     flare that will incinerate all within a small radius of the
                     blast. Remember, this is a signal flare, and so was never 
                     intended for use as a weapon. As such, it is incredibly 
                     inaccurate. Once fired, it follows a very erratic path until 
                     it hits something. Use this gun like the rocket launcher, aim 
                     at the feet and don't get caught in the blast yourself. It 
                     also has a very slow reload rate, so make sure you hit if you 
                     don't want to be left wide open.
    
    
    \\//   :PROXIMITY MINES:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 10
    Clip capacity  - 1
    Primary fire   - Throws a mine that detonates when the proximity sensor is 
                     tripped.
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects
    Description    - Ah, the good old sticky mines. These things are fun in all 
                     three of their incarnations. Tricky to use, but a guaranteed 
                     kill if you can get one of these things stuck to an opponent. 
                     The proximity mines have a build in sensor that throws the 
                     mine into the air and detonates it whenever someone approaches 
                     within a certain radius. Great for spiking a popular camping 
                     area or a powerful weapon spawn point. Also, unlike the 
                     proximity mines in TS2, these mines do not jump when attached 
                     to an opponent, so there's no way out of having one of these 
                     stuck on you!
    
    
    \\//   :REMOTE MINES:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 10
    Clip capacity  - 1
    Primary fire   - Throws a mine that can be detonated at will.
    Alt fire       - Detonates all mines thrown
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects
    Description    - This type of mine does not explode until you say it does. The 
                     detonator can be accessed by switching fire modes, and a quick 
                     push of the button will blow up all remote mines you've 
                     thrown, as well as whatever they're attached to. Stick a few 
                     of these on several opponents and watch them fly at the push 
                     of a button!
    
    
    \\//   :TIMED MINES:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 10
    Clip capacity  - 1
    Primary fire   - Throws a mine that detonates after a set time.
    Alt fire       - None
    Dual wield?    - No
    Dual alt fire? - No
    Aiming mode    - No extra effects
    Description    - And finally, there's your good old time bomb. Lay down one of 
                     these, and five seconds later it'll demolish whatever it was 
                     stuck to. Not quite as useful as the other two types, but
                     still fun nonetheless.
    
    
    \\//   :GRENADES:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 5
    Clip capacity  - N/A
    Primary fire   - Throws a fragmentation grenade that deals massive damage to 
                     all nearby.
    Alt fire       - N/A
    Dual wield?    - N/A
    Dual alt fire? - N/A
    Aiming mode    - N/A
    Description    - The grenades are a secondary weapon thrown independent of your 
                     currently equipped weapon. Pressing the throw button will 
                     throw one of these in an arc, and when they explode, they take 
                     everything in a considerable radius with them.
    
    
    \\//   :PLASMA GRENADES:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 5
    Clip capacity  - N/A
    Primary fire   - Throws a plasma grenade that attaches itself to the first
                     thing it comes in contact with, dealing massive damage when
                     detonating
    Alt fire       - N/A
    Dual wield?    - N/A
    Dual alt fire? - N/A
    Aiming mode    - N/A
    Description    - These are very similar to the timed mines. These are also 
                     thrown using the grenade trigger, and they will stick to the 
                     first thing they come in contact with, whether it be a surface 
                     or some hapless fool who got in your way. The explosion is not 
                     as large as the frag grenade, but it is equally as powerful.
    
    
    \\//   :TIME DISRUPTER GRENADES:   \\//
    //\\===============================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - 5
    Clip capacity  - N/A
    Primary fire   - Throws a grenade that deals a fair amount of damage and 
                     severely slows down everything in its blast radius for about 
                     10 seconds
    Alt fire       - N/A
    Dual wield?    - N/A
    Dual alt fire? - N/A
    Aiming mode    - N/A
    Description    - The most lethal grenade type. Once thrown, these impact 
                     grenades will deal damage similar to the plasma type to 
                     whatever it hits, and will slow down everything within its 
                     considerable blast radius by a good factor. Use it to clear 
                     heavily populated rooms and to get the upper hand against 
                     robotic defence droids.
    
    NB: The Time Disrupter grenades are only available in Story Mode
    
    
    \\//   :TEMPORAL UPLINK:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    Max capacity   - N/A
    Clip capacity  - N/A
    Primary fire   - Emits a beam that can pick up any moveable object and drag it 
                      towards you. Releasing the fire button throws the object
    Alt fire       - Displays a map of the level
    Dual wield?    - N/A
    Dual alt fire? - N/A
    
    Aiming mode    - N/A
    Description    - The temporal uplink in Future Perfect is far more useful than 
                     its predecessor in TS2. Aside from the map (which has been 
                     relegated to its alt fire function), the uplink can pick up 
                     and throw objects as weapons. Quite handy for areas with 
                     plenty of objects and you don't want to waste ammo. The grab 
                     function can also pull items and weapons that are out of reach 
                     towards you as well.
    
    NB: The Temporal Uplink is only available in Story Mode
    
    
    
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    \\-\/-//                           **CHARACTERS**                     \\-\/-// 
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    Here's a list of all the playable characters in the game along with their stats,
    quote and biography entries. Some of the quote entries are blank as I can't 
    quite work out everything they're saying. If anyone could give me an opinion on 
    these missing quotes, I'd be grateful.
    
    
    To unlock        - How the character is unlocked
    First seen in    - Whether the character has appeared in previous games
    Speed            - How fast the character is
    Stamina          - How resistant the character is to damage
    Shock resistance - How resistant the character is to electrical damage
    Fire resistance  - How resistant the character is to catching fire
    Quote            - What the character says or does when you select them
    Biography        - Description of/story behind the character
    
    NB - Speed, stamina, shock and fire resistance are scaled out of 8.
    
    
    \\//   :CORTEZ:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2 
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - It's time to split!
    Biography        - Spacetime marine extraordinaire.
    
    
    \\//   :HENCHMAN CORTEZ:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "The Russian Connection" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Wha...oh... oh yeah, I'm ready!
    Biography        - The man himself, looking sharp in his banana boots.
    
    
    \\//   :DR. CORTEZ:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "You Genius, U-Genix" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - It's time to split!
    Biography        - There's a joke here somewhere about bald men in roll-neck
                       sweaters... I... can't... quite... remember it.
    
    
    \\//   :TIME ASSASSIN CORTEZ:   \\//
    //\\============================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "You Take The High Road" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Shhh.... Mums the word
    Biography        - Black with buckles, leather strap and a hood! How cool is
                       that? Bound to impress the chicks unless, of course, you get 
                       the eyehole misaligned and trip over a coffee table.
    
    
    \\//   :CAPTAIN ASH:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Ooooo, time for fisticuffs. Splendid!
    Biography        - On returning from his Amazonian adventures, the esteemed 
                       Captain Ash has been enjoying traditional hospitality in 
                       bonny Scotland. Although with the company of Jungle Queen 
                       during those dark Caledonian nights it's been less of the 
                       Robbie Burns and more of the carpet variety...
    
    
    \\//   :HARRY TIPPER:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Right on. Lets go man, we gotta boogie!
    Biography        - Very Special Agent Tipper. Licensed to chill and the 
                       grooviest cat in town.
    
    
    \\//   :SWINGING TIPPER:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "The Russian Connection"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Hmm, it's just not my colour at all.
    Biography        - Harry, or should that be Harriet? I think your moustache is
                       showing - perhaps it needs a trim?
    
    
    \\//   :JO-BETH CASEY:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Shake your money maker.
    Biography        - F'Sure.
    
    
    \\//   :AMY CHEN:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 7
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - You think you can keep up?
    Biography        - Amy is actually really sweet... It's just that everyone
                       seems to get on her bad side.
    
    
    \\//   :DR. AMY:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "You Genius, U-Genix"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - You know, harmony is achieved through application of will.
    Biography        - The only way you'll get Amy out of her regulation leggings 
                       is to wave a designer outfit at her.
    
    
    \\//   :R-110:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character (previous versions R-108 (TS1) and R-109 (TS2))
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - Eat my laser! EAT IT!
    Biography        - This season's model from the popular R-100 series of war 
                       robots.
    
    
    \\//   :VICTORIAN CROW:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat Story Mode on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - See you in the future, sucker!
    Biography        - Crow in all his steam-powered Victorian anachronistic 
                       splendour. Oh yes, those were the days! The British Empire, 
                       unparalleled industrial might, small boys climbing up 
                       chimneys and tins of condensed milk.
    
    
    \\//   :KARMA CROW:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat Story Mode on Hard
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Hey man, somebody open the window and let out the bad vibes!
    Biography        - Everyone assumed it was a wig, but actually that long 
                       flowing hair is all his.
    
    
    \\//   :JACOB CROW:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat Story Mode
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - See you in the future, sucker!
    Biography        - Jacob Crow, at the outset of his twisted career. Happy
                       carefree days when his idea of fun was playing with cadavers
                       and injecting green phosphorescent fluids into cats' 
                       eyeballs.
    
    
    \\//   :MAD OLD CROW:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat Story Mode
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - Eh? I thought I told you not to interrupt me!
    Biography        - What can you say? He's crazy as a coot and daft as a brush.
    
    
    \\//   :ANYA:   \\//
    //\\============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Time To Split" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Let's play.
    Biography        - So you think physics is boring? You've never been to one of 
                       Anya's night classes.
    
    
    \\//   :CAPTAIN FITZGERALD:   \\//
    //\\==========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Right you are, sir.
    Biography        - Fitzgerald's always first writing poetry in any kind of 
                       trench warfare situation.
    
    
    \\//   :NOBBY PETERS:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat League match "Toy Soldiers"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Right away, sir.
    Biography        - Nobby's always first getting a brew on in any kind of 
                       trench warfare situation.
    
    
    \\//   :SAPPER JOHNSON:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Sammy Hammy Namby Pamby"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Right you are, sir.
    Biography        - Johnson's always first getting dug in in any kind of trench 
                       warfare situation.
    
    
    \\//   :TOMMY JENKINS:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all matches in Elite League
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Right away, sir.
    Biography        - Tommy's always first over the top in any kind of trench 
                       warfare situation.
    
    
    \\//   :IVOR BADDIC:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Okay, let's go.
    Biography        - It's not easy keeping discipline on a small island.
    
    
    \\//   :PULOV YURAN:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Plainly Off His Rocker"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - You got it.
    Biography        - It's not easy keeping discipline on a small island.
    
    
    \\//   :COMRADE PAPADOV:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Lap It Up"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Yes sir.
    Biography        - It's not easy keeping discipline on a small island.
    
    
    \\//   :WARRANT OFFICER CAIN:   \\//
    
    //\\============================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Scotland The Brave" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Okay, let's roll.
    Biography        - Warrant Officer Cain is in charge of the keys to the castle
                       cellars - he's a very popular man.
    
    
    \\//   :WARRANT OFFICER KEELY:   \\//
    //\\=============================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all matches in Honorary League with silver awards
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 6
    Quote            - Roger that.
    Biography        - Warrant Officer Keely is in charge of the safe where the 
                       keys to the castle cellars are kept - she's a very popular 
                       lady.
    
    
    \\//   :DEEP DIVER:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Oh Shoal-O-Mio"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Glory or death!
    Biography        - When they're not busy polishing their helmets, the Deep
                       Divers like to go all the way down.
    
    
    \\//   :THE JUNGLE QUEEN:   \\//
    //\\========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Scotland The Brave"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Purrr... You Tarzan, me Jane. Let me show you how we do it 
                       in the jungle.
    Biography        - The Jungle Queen has taken to her new life in the Scottish 
                       Highlands like a true native. She has been amazing Captain 
                       Ash with her natural talents for fly fishing and tossing the
                       caber, and he's never had his bagpipes played quite like 
                       that before. Och-aye the noo!
    
    
    \\//   :ROBOT LOUIS STEVENSON:   \\//
    //\\=============================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "You Take The High Road"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - ...Online...
    Biography        - Away from the pressures of his day job, this multitalented 
                       mechanical marvel of the industrial age likes to let of 
                       steam writing romantic potboilers. Unfortunately, like many
                       Victorian authors he is afflicted by a compulsive vice, in 
                       his case an unshakeable coke habit...
    
    
    \\//   :JOHN SMITH:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *does a cossack dance*
    Biography        - Working in Crow's mines can be very hazardous to your health
                       - John needs a special mask just to protect his moustache.
    
    
    \\//   :JIM SMITH:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat Story Mode in Co-operative
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *does a cossack dance*
    Biography        - John and Jim can often be found working together in the
                       submarine docks - they're dual welders.
    
    
    \\//   :FERGAL STACK:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all matches in Amateur League
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Ghnnnghhhh.....
    Biography        - Fergal is oft to be found in the warehouse quietly amusing 
                       himself by stacking boxes whilst wearing a silly hat.
    
    
    \\//   :KHALLOS:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Me and my pussy are going to have a lot of fun.
    Biography        - Or Archibald Granville Khallos as he'd rather you didn't 
                       know. Still, it looks like his plans for taking over the 
                       world are still swinging along.
    
    
    \\//   :BOOTY GUARD:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Zany Zeppelin"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - I'm used to handling big weapons. In fact, I get paid for 
                       it.
    Biography        - That wry old devil Khallos has an elite corps of extremely 
                       personal bodyguards who attend to his special needs and  
                       maniacal whims. Only women can apply - how's that for 
                       positive discrimination and enlightened recruitment 
                       policies?
    
    
    \\//   :KITTEN CELESTE:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "The Khallos Express"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - You have great taste.
    Biography        - Sometimes things get a little too hot under the collar for 
                       Harry and he needs some manual assistance from his slinky 
                       sidekick, Miss Celeste. Go get 'em tiger! Grrrrrr!
    
    
    \\//   :HENCHWOMAN:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her 
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Does my butt look big in this?
    Biography        - The henchwomen asked Khallos for some concessions to Women's 
                       Lib in the workplace like maybe a Sisterhood of Ultra 
                       Science. So he burnt their brassieres and got them some 
                       mini-dresses - he's very progressive.
    
    
    \\//   :ELITE HENCHWOMAN:   \\//
    //\\========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "The Khallos Express" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - You got it. *flies off on hover board*
    Biography        - Black rubber mini-dresses - Khallos is a genius.
    
    
    \\//   :HENCHMAN:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - You wanna see crazy? I'll show you crazy! Nya nya nya nya...
    Biography        - Things are definitely looking up for the henchmen since the 
                       Brotherhood of Ultra Science kicked off. The introduction of 
                       a regular Khallosthenics(tm) exercise program has upped 
                       fitness levels considerably. Now, with the additional female 
                       recruits and communal changing areas, they've never had it 
                       so good!
    
    
    \\//   :ELITE HENCHMAN:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Melon Heist"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2 (called Dark Henchman)
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *does capoeira*
    Biography        - The black costumes are back and guess what? Yep, everyone 
                       wants one because they're so much hipper than powder blue. 
                       Well, everyone that is, apart from the guys who would rather 
                       be wearing the mini-dresses...
    
    
    \\//   :VLAD THE INSTALLER:   \\//
    //\\==========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Big Game Hunt"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *coughs*
    Biography        - Vlad is responsible for all of the technical systems around
                       Khallos's base. More correctly, Vlad gets a slap whenever 
                       anything breaks down.
    
    
    \\//   :LEONID:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Commuting Will Kill You"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Okay... ngh.... ghggh... taaaa. *lifts barrel over head*
    Biography        - You'd be surprised how many workmen it takes to run a secret
                       base.
    
    
    \\//   :OLEG:   \\//
    //\\============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "TSUG: TimeSplitters Underground"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - I said no ketchup!
    Biography        - Oleg only joined Khallos's organisation because of the 
                       excellent safety record. Now he wished he'd stayed at the 
                       steel-mill across the road.
    
    
    \\//   :DR. PEABODY:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    
    To unlock        - Beat all matches in Amateur League with gold awards
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Hee heee heeee! Show me where to shoot! Show me where to 
                       shoot!
    Biography        - Dr. Peabody has never quite been the same since he signed up
                       for one of Nurse Gulag's intensive electrotherapy spa 
                       treatments.
    
    
    \\//   :NURSE GULAG:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Okay, this may make your eyes water. Bend over please. You
                       may find this a... little uncomfortable.
    Biography        - Always a popular choice for flu jabs and yearly medicals 
                       amongst the Brotherhood of Ultra Science. Nurse Gulag is
                       well respected for her strict, if somewhat unconventional, 
                       examination techniques.
    
    
    \\//   :THE DEERHAUNTER:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - The moose is loose!
    Biography        - Go on, just try tying this guy onto the roof-rack of your 
                       sports utility vehicle.
    
    
    \\//   :CARRION CARCASS:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Rare Or Well Done?"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 2
    Stamina          - 8
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - *stands up and jumps about, making some strange noise*
    Biography        - He may not be much to look at, but Carrion is a big hit with 
                       the ladies on account of being so well hung.
    
    
    \\//   :HEADSPROUTER:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with it
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - *jumps about, growling crazily*
    Biography        - My, Mr. Headsprouter, what big teeth you have!
    
    
    \\//   :MR. FLESHCAGE:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all challenges
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Sticks and stones, they are my bones.
    Biography        - Now that's got to sting a little. It's just not big or 
                       clever to have your flayed skin stretched taut on a 
                       wicker frame.
    
    
    \\//   :CLIP CLAMP:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Do I have red on meeeeeee..... *splat*
    Biography        - Autopsy, schmaw-topsy.
    
    
    \\//   :CRISPIN:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - Uhhhhh..... burn baby burn!
    Biography        - Crispin's had one too many brushes with the flamethrower -
                       even he can't remember what he used to look like...
    
    
    \\//   :GIDEON GOUT:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all matches in Amateur league with silver awards
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Mmmm..mmmmm...mm.mm.mmm...mm.mmm.mm.mmm....zom..beeeee...
    Biography        - He's dead and he doesn't even know it.
    
    
    \\//   :DAISY DISMAY:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat Story Mode in Co-operative
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - *starts doing various Michael Jackson dance moves*
    Biography        - Daisy, Daisy, I'm half crazy - just from one look at you.
    
    
    \\//   :JED:   \\//
    //\\===========//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all challenges with gold awards
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - *knocks himself out with a baseball bat*
    Biography        - Jed's dead baby.
    
    
    \\//   :ARTHUR ACHING:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Mansion Of Madness"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 2
    Stamina          - 8
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Got any spare brains, buddy? Uhhhhhh..... *crash*
    Biography        - Arthur's not really dead, he just thought it would be funny 
                       to pretend.
    
    
    \\//   :GILBERT GASTRIC:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "The Cat's Pajamas"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 2
    Stamina          - 8
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Uhhhhhh........braaaaains...
    Biography        - eat brains... eat brains... eat brains...
    
    
    \\//   :JO-BARF CREEPY:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "What Lies Below" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 8
    Stamina          - 2
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Shake your money maker
    Biography        - Gag me with a spoon.
    
    
    \\//   :GLADSTONE:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 2
    Stamina          - 8
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - F**k you up in a gangster style.
    Biography        - "You culled m'lord?" - Unflappable, unswerving and 
                       thoroughly undead, Gladstone is the ideal manservant for the 
                       discerning gentleman.
    
    
    \\//   :BLANCHE DEADWOOD:   \\//
    //\\========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 2
    Stamina          - 8
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnssss........*splat*
    Biography        - Proof that French polishing can give you a nasty splinter if 
                       you rub too vigorously.
    
    
    \\//   :GASTON BOUCHER:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Mansion Of Madness" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - One bloodbath stew coming right up!
    Biography        - His boudin blanc are to die for and his petit fours are 
                       murderously divine. Gaston considers himself a true master 
                       of the art of French killing.
    
    
    \\//   :DR. LANCET:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "What Lies Below"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Time to unleash the arsekickulator. Wooooooo....
    Biography        - You'd be nervous too if you worked in the mansion.
    
    
    \\//   :DR. PUSTULE:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Nya. Time to unleash the arsekickulator.
    Biography        - Physician, heal thyself! - Hmm, not much chance of that
                       then...
    
    
    \\//   :NURSE TOURNIQUET:   \\//
    //\\========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Got any injuries? No? Want some?
    Biography        - An excellent first aider, her bandages are always tight and 
                       restrictive.
    
    
    \\//   :NURSE SPUTUM:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Missile Bunker"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Got any injuries? No? Want some?
    Biography        - That uniform is going to need a low temperature biological 
                       wash - even then I'm sure that some of those stains still 
                       won't shift.
    
    
    \\//   :LENNY OLDBURN:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Rock and roooooooollllllll!
    Biography        - Proof, as if it were needed, that years of sticking your 
                       head inside the bass bins at Heavy Metal concerts will 
                       eventually take their toll.
    
    
    \\//   :EDWINA:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 8
    Stamina          - 2
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Waaaaa..... See you in hell!
    Biography        - She's more dangerous than she looks.
    
    
    \\//   :DEADWINA:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "I Like Dead People"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 8
    Stamina          - 2
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Waaaaa..... Do you see what your cunning daughter has done?
                       Your mother sucks lollipops in hell!
    Biography        - Go on, pick her - she needs the exorcise.
    
    
    \\//   :BROTHER BARTHOLOMEW:   \\//
    //\\===========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - You got it.
    Biography        - The U-Genix research scientists try to sanitize the horrors 
                       of their twisted research by wearing designer smocks around 
                       the labs.
    
    
    \\//   :SISTER FAITH:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all matches in Elite League with silver awards
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - I'm for hire. Think you can afford me?
    Biography        - It took six months before Sister Faith could convince the 
                       other U-Genix scientists that girls liked pulling the legs 
                       off spiders too. Six months, and a whole lot of spiders.
    
    
    \\//   :ENVIROSUIT:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Hope I don't have an accident in here. Achooo! Oh nooo....
    Biography        - He's already sweated off 5 lbs running around in that suit 
                       this afternoon. The liquid has collected in his boots and 
                       his chiropodist is going to have to deal with some nasty 
                       chafing.
    
    
    \\//   :NEOPHYTE LUCIAN:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Zone Control"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *kung-fu kick* Hwaaa! This ain't as easy as I thought it'd
                       be.
    Biography        - U-Genix office workers follow Crow's insane ravings with an 
                       almost fanatical fervour.
    
    
    \\//   :NEOPHYTE CONSTANCE:   \\//
    //\\==========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all matches in Honorary League
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - With you in a sec.
    Biography        - Constance spends most of her expense budget on hairspray.
    
    
    \\//   :SECURITY:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Let's play
    Biography        - Petty thefts of pens or staplers from the U-Genix offices 
                       has been much reduced since Crow got these new security guys
                       in.
    
    
    \\//   :JACK SPROCKET:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Breaking And Entering" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *kung-fu kick* Hwaaa! This ain't as easy as I thought it'd
                       be.
    Biography        - From the humble RS232 interface lead to the latest X77
                       Nanotech multiplexer, Jack has all the answers. Although 
                       even he can never manage to buy the correct type of 
                       writeable DVD media.
    
    
    \\//   :INCEPTOR:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Breaking And Entering"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Roger that, sir.
    Biography        - Cloned from genetic samples taken from catwalk models, the 
                       Inceptors are trained to kill and look damned good while 
                       they're doing it. They are naturally bald and Crow likes 
                       nothing better than to caress their smooth domes.
    
    
    \\//   :INCEPTRESS:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - I may be shaved, but it don't mean things won't get hairy.
    Biography        - Cloned from genetic samples taken from catwalk models, the 
                       Inceptors are trained to kill and look damned good while 
                       they're doing it. They are naturally bald and Crow likes 
                       nothing better than to caress their smooth domes.
    
    
    \\//   :THE FREAK:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Woooooooooo......
    Biography        - An everyday story of genetic manipulation gone wrong - at 
                       least on the bright side he's resistant to most common crop 
                       diseases.
    
    
    \\//   :TIN-LEGS TOMMY:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Boxing Clever"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *cough..cough* No.. *cough...hack* Not... me.
    Biography        - The U-Genix sponsored soup kitchen specialises in drugged 
                       minestrone and illicit amputations.
    
    
    \\//   :SECURIDROID XP:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - Okay, let's roll.
    Biography        - Don't make him angry... it makes his face go all red.
    
    
    \\//   :THE GENERAL:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Time To Split"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Okay, let's go.
    Biography        - All the General ever really wanted was his own special robot
                       to keep him company in the long, lonely nights...
    
    
    \\//   :PRIVATE HICKS:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 6
    Quote            - Sir, yes sir!
    Biography        - A footsoldier in the battle against the TimeSplitters
    
    
    \\//   :PRIVATE JONES:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Something To Crow About" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 6
    Quote            - Yes sir!
    Biography        - A footsoldier in the battle against the TimeSplitters
    
    
    \\//   :LAZARUS MUMBLE:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Arrgghhh!!
    Biography        - Lazarus excels at undercover operations. His cranial cap is 
                       resistant to Machine electro-interrogation techniques and 
                       his surgical lip-zip job almost eliminates the risk of 
                       inadvertent babbling.
    
    
    \\//   :MORDECAI JONES:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Machine Wars"
    First seen in    - New character (descendent of Peekaboo (TS1) and Elijah (TS2))
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *tries to swat a fly*
    Biography        - The brave leader of the rebel forces in their battle against 
                       the machines. Mordecai can proudly trace his ancestry of 
                       fighting injustce all the way back to the Wild West.
    
    
    \\//   :GHENGIS KANT:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Machine Wars" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Time to kick some ass.
    Biography        - A complicated young chap whose interests include 
                       transcendental analysis and driving his enemies before him. 
                       He has never lost a coffee house debate on account of his 
                       fondness for placing his opponents' heads on spikes.
    
    
    \\//   :ANGEL FORGE:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Take a bite of this, it's a peach.
    Biography        - You can ask all you want - but, despite appearances, she's 
                       not actually a real welder...
    
    
    \\//   :PRISON OFFICER:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Screw Loose"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 2
    Fire resistance  - 8
    
    Quote            - ..Butt-kicking objective now online..
    Biography        - Fanatical Ultra Net security officers can get fast-track 
                       promotion if they have cybernetic implants - Jonas has been 
                       tipped for the top.
    
    
    \\//   :LT. BLACK:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - I'll roger that.
    Biography        - At the interview, Miss Black said she'd happily give her 
                       right arm to work for Ultra Net - Crow took her up on the 
                       offer and then went one better.
    
    
    \\//   :INSETICK SD/12:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with it
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 2
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - ..By your command..
    Biography        - The Machine Wars saw many fascinating technological 
                       developments. The INSETICK series of combat droids featured
                       an innovative attachment for extracting stones from horses 
                       hooves.
    
    
    \\//   :INSETICK SK/10:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all matches in Elite League with gold awards
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - ..Energised..
    Biography        - Identical to the INSETICK SD/12 model in all respects save 
                       the custom black paint job. Cheekily this was classed as an 
                       option in the catalogue and the manufacturers charged a 
                       hefty premium.
    
    
    \\//   :PROMETHEUS SD/7:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with it
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 2
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - ..Surrender or be destroyed..
    Biography        - Heavy duty battledroid. Models produced after March 2243 
                       come with an electromagnetic shield installed as standard 
                       and a 12 months interest free credit package.
    
    
    \\//   :PROMETHEUS SK/8:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Virtual Brutality"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 2
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - ..Eliminate all humans..
    Biography        - The ever popular SK limited edition of the PROMETHEUS droid. 
                       Improved traction control means less embarrassing falling 
    
                       over in laser firefights and the sports body kit with 
                       discrete "Turbo Big Boy" badging is guaranteed to turn heads 
                       on any post apocalyptic urban battlefield.
    
    
    \\//   :GOLIATH SD/9:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "Something To Crow About"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 2
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - *deploys*
    Biography        - Need to get killed? Call 0-800 GOLIATH - All killing, all 
                       the time.
    
    
    \\//   :MED-UNIT 6:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with it
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 2
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - *R2-D2 style beeping*
    Biography        - The Ultranet robots thought life at the base was becoming 
                       too serious, so med-units were introduced to give the place 
                       a more jolly atmosphere.
    
    
    \\//   :TIME ASSASSIN:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "The Hooded Man" on Normal
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - I'll slice you up.
    Biography        - Highly trained ruthless killers with a reckless disregard 
                       for the consequences of their temporal shenanigans. These 
                       guys would quite literally kill their own father, or 
                       grandfather... or any ancestor really, they're not too 
                       fussy.
    
    
    \\//   :BERSERKER SPLITTER:   \\//
    //\\==========================//\\
    
    
    To unlock        - Beat story level "The Hooded Man"
    First seen in    - New character (previous splitters seen in all games)
    Speed            - 2
    Stamina          - 8
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *swipes at air, hissing*
    Biography        - He'll eat you before you even know he's there. That's how
                       hard he is.
    
    
    \\//   :MONKEY:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *uhh... makes monkey noises*
    Biography        - Yep, it's still a monkey.
    
    
    \\//   :CYBORG CHIMP:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *more monkey noises, draws a banana from his holster*
    Biography        - Inevitable really.
    
    
    \\//   :BRAINS:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Brain Drain"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *monkey noises*......*splat*
    Biography        - Aw bless, it's a little undead furry freak.
    
    
    \\//   :NINJA MONKEY:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *monkey noises, swipes sword*
    Biography        - Trained in the deadly art of kick-ass.
    
    
    \\//   :RENZO:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Let's play.
    Biography        - Someone's got to go up front... may as well be the crazy 
                       one...
    
    
    \\//   :GODDARD:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Come Hell Or High Water"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Hey, you got the real deal right here baby.
    Biography        - Goddard always feels slightly put out that Renzo and Schmidt 
                       both have a bit more character than him.
    
    
    \\//   :SCHMIDT:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - That's a great choice!
    Biography        - He's big, he's bad, he is your dad.
    
    
    \\//   :JACQUE DE LA MORTE:   \\//
    //\\==========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Vamping In Venice"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - In France, we don't stop until the fat lady mings.
    Biography        - Spring-heeled Jacque is back and he's as mad as a hatter.
    
    
    \\//   :VIOLA:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Hart Attack"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Okay
    Biography        - CENSORED
    
    
    \\//   :MR. UNDERWOOD:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Glimpse Of Stocking"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - I say, it's rather warm in here...
    Biography        - Mr. Underwood reckons the undead are a load of poppysticks 
                       and cockyfiddle, or is that poppycock and fiddlesticks? 
                       Anyway, if they do exist, they had better watch out for the 
                       business end of his shotgun.
    
    
    \\//   :SEWER ZOMBIE:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all challenges with silver awards
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - *makes a gurgling whining noise*.....*splat*
    Biography        - When he's not bobbing in the Parisian sewers he's equally at 
                       home floating down a Venetian canal.
    
    
    \\//   :UNDEAD PRIEST:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - I'm all steamed up...
    Biography        - Undead priests - an ecumenical conundrum.
    
    
    \\//   :CRYPT ZOMBIE:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - *gets up and moans*
    Biography        - Corpses had rested for centuries in the crypts of the great 
                       Venetian churches, until the evil magic of Jacque de la 
                       Morte raised them as flesh-eating zombies, ready to carry 
                       out his every demand. You can't fault him for sticking with 
                       a winning plan...
    
    
    \\//   :MAIDEN:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Voulez-vous couchez avec mort?
    Biography        - Two years have gone by and she's still innocent and pure - 
                       I've no idea how she manages it.
    
    
    \\//   :CHANGELING:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat all matches in Honorary League with gold awards
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Blaarggg.....I'm gonna eat your fleeessssshhhhh....
    Biography        - Looks like the maiden forgot to put on her makeup this 
                       morning...
    
    
    \\//   :THE CROPOLITE:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with it
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *roars, swipes at air*
    Biography        - A demon from another dimension, the Cropolite has been drawn 
                       to our world by the spacetime rift opened by the 
                       TimeSplitters.
    
    
    \\//   :JARED SLIM:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "The Dead, The Bad And The Silly"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Just show me where to shoot.
    Biography        - Jared's recently packed in the callous murdering. Nowadays 
                       he just stays home and plays Texas Holdem on-line against 
                       bored housewives. He usually loses.
    
    
    \\//   :VENUS:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Bag Slag"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Howdy cowboy. I'm hot. Is that a gun in your pocket or are 
                       you just pleased to see me? You can keep your hat on.
    Biography        - Venus always keeps her shooters loaded and ready for action.
    
    
    \\//   :CHASTITY:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters (seen in first game as Chastity Detroit)
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Come get some!
    Biography        - The chic cyberpunk crimebuster returns.
    
    
    \\//   :GHOST:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *ummm.... unintelligible*
    Biography        - Still a cyberjock, still hacking the matrix, still unsure 
                       exactly of what that means.
    
    
    \\//   :THE MASTER:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Divine Immolation"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Ha-ryu-ken.
    Biography        - Nobody has managed to work out how he reconciles a 
                       philosophy of non-violence with carrying large automatic 
                       weapons but they're sure that he has a clever and well 
                       considered explanation.
    
    
    \\//   :RIOT OFFICER:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 6
    Quote            - Sir.
    Biography        - The NeoTokyo Riot Squad are rigorously trained, acting in 
                       all situations to control disturbances with an iron fist.
    
    
    \\//   :MISCHIEF:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Brass Monkeys"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *ba-dum bssshh* You got it.
    Biography        - If she asks you round to the back of the coconut shy to pull 
                       some salt water taffy - just say no.
    
    
    \\//   :MR GIGGLES:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *insane laughter* Mr. Giggles, wanna see my pocket? *more 
                       insane laughter* Mr. Giggles, wanna see my pocket? *even 
                       more insane laughter*
    Biography        - Mister Giggles stumbled into a small English village when he 
                       was just a boy. Although he was adopted by a loving family, 
                       he was never truly happy until he ate them and joined the 
                       circus.
    
    
    \\//   :LEO KRUPPS:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Rumble In The Jungle"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Grrrrrreat choice!
    Biography        - Leo was once the circus lion tamer. But over the years he 
                       adopted more and more of his lion's characteristics until 
                       one morning he was found alone in the lions' cage, roaring 
                       and dribbling. He has lived as a lion ever since.
    
    
    \\//   :STUMPY:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Front Loaded"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *honk* *cough cough*
    Biography        - When Stumpy grows up he wants to be taller.
    
    
    \\//   :BEAR:   \\//
    //\\============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - *roars and swipes air*
    Biography        - Not like that, just like that - he ain't never gonna do it 
                       without the fez on.
    
    
    \\//   :KYPRISS:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Six arms are better than two.
    Biography        - The experts are still out on this one.
    
    
    \\//   :STONE GOLEM:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - Uhhhhhhh!
    Biography        - The secret's out - he keeps his tiny stones in his little 
                       sack.
    
    
    \\//   :AZTEC WARRIOR:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Avec Le Brique"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - I'm totally poseable, bend me in any direction!
    Biography        - Modelling the latest in heavy gold jewellery, nose piercing, 
                       pudding bowl haircut and high performance athletic support, 
                       this guy cuts a mean dash through any tropical rainforest. 
                       He's not so keen on prickly thickets though!
    
    
    \\//   :HIGH PRIEST:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - You got real deal right here, baby boy!
    Biography        - Yeah? Well this dude thinks you look pretty strange too!
    
    
    \\//   :DINOSAUR:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with it
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *roars and carries on dancing*
    Biography        - Go on, rip it up, you extinct shakey-saurus thing you!
    
    
    \\//   :BRACES:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Old Blaggers"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *does cossack dance*
    Biography        - Looks like Braces got the last laugh - I don't see Big Tony
                       in this game.
    
    
    \\//   :HANDYMAN:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - I am the gloverner! Pick me, I'm quite handy!
    Biography        - Give it up people! Let's welcome him back with a big hand? 
                       Oh ok then, let's not.
    
    
    \\//   :CANDI SKYLER:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Screw Loose"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - I'm Candi, fly me. Hold on tight, it's gonna be a bumpy 
                       ride.
    Biography        - She's still got a cute butt and she's just been promoted to
                       fleet command. Surely there's no connection?
    
    
    \\//   :R ONE-OH-SEVEN:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Doo, doo, bzzzzzzt. I am your servant, I am your worker.
    Biography        - A few deranged zealots were drawn to the Machine Wars. Poor 
                       Robert One-Oh-Seven is under the delusion that he is a 
                       carefully constructed robot sent to save the world from 
                       evil.
    
    
    \\//   :CALAMARI:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Someone's pinched me winkles!
    Biography        - There's a difference of opinion here - the Chinese Chef 
                       favours a sweet and sour sauce while Gaston Boucher suggests 
                       pan frying with chorizo. Calamari says they'll have to prise 
                       the gun out of his cold dead tentacles.
    
    
    \\//   :CORPORAL HART:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat Story Mode on Normal
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Locked, cocked and ready to roll!
    Biography        - Cortez's old sidekick. Who knows, if she hadn't caught one 
                       in the kisser back in TimeSplitters 2 she might still be 
                       around. Oh, I see, you've completed the story game and the 
                       TimeSplitters never existed and she didn't die. Well, how 
                       come there's a selectable TimeSplitter character then?
    
    
    \\//   :BADASS CYBORG:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat challenge "Balls Of Steel"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *makes badass cyborg noise... what else can I say?*
    Biography        - He's still the leanest, the meanest and the badass 
                       machine-est!
    
    
    \\//   :SNOWMAN:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Dam Cold Out Here!"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - I'm walking on air.
    Biography        - Brought to life by a child's wish, the Flying Snowman 
                       traverses time in search of death or glory - and maybe some 
                       legs too.
    
    
    \\//   :ROBOFISH:   \\//
    //\\================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 8
    Quote            - You're going down. I'm gonna bust your head wide open!
    Biography        - Goldfish boy rides again!
    
    
    \\//   :CHINESE CHEF:   \\//
    //\\====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Ninja Garden"
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - *does kung-fu kick*
    Biography        - The undisputed master of dim sum and char sui returns!
    
    
    \\//   :GINGERBREAD MAN:   \\//
    //\\=======================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Bite my crunchy brown ass!
    Biography        - Run, run as fast as you can - shotgun in hand, it's the 
                       Gingerbread Man.
    
    
    \\//   :DUCKMAN DRAKE:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters 2
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - *makes Donald Duck-like noise*
    Biography        - He's quack and he's back! Again!
    
    
    \\//   :KOOZER MOX:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "A Pox Of Mox"
    First seen in    - New character (Ozor and Meezor Mox seen in TS2)
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Just show me where to shoot.
    Biography        - After the Meezor Mox and Ozor Mox battled each other to 
                       extinction, the Koozer Mox (who were, to be fair, playing a
                       waiting game) took over.
    
    
    \\//   :TEETH MUMMY:   \\//
    //\\===================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - I'm da mummy now!
    Biography        - Well at least they'll be able to identify him from dental 
                       records.
    
    
    \\//   :CAPTAIN ED SHIVERS:   \\//
    //\\==========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Pirate Gold"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Kazarrr... I'll crush ye barnacles. Kiss me beard.
    Biography        - It's a hard life being a pirate. Ed is always having to beat 
                       off other seamen who are trying to get hold of his jewels 
                       and pieces of eight.
    
    
    \\//   :GRETEL:   \\//
    //\\==============//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters (three revisions over the games)
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - With a bit of lubrication, I'm ready for anything.
    Biography        - 3rd generation incarnation of the original metal femme 
                       fatale.
    
    
    \\//   :ARIAL DAVINCI:   \\//
    //\\=====================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - You want it, come get it! Ohhh....oooohhh.... mmmmmmm
    Biography        - Balsa wood, PVA adhesive, twine and too much spare time.
    
    
    \\//   :DOZER:   \\//
    //\\=============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Lip Up Fatty"
    First seen in    - New character
    Speed            - 4
    Stamina          - 6
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Hey! I'm having a break here!
    Biography        - What is it? Don't ask me...
    
    
    \\//   :SHERIFF SKULLFACE:   \\//
    //\\=========================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character 
    Speed            - 6
    Stamina          - 4
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 6
    Quote            - Hey, you got it. Let's play!
    Biography        - Upholding the law isn't easy when you're dead. No one takes 
                       you seriously.
    
    
    \\//   :THE SHOAL:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with them
    First seen in    - New character 
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Tonight, you sleep with the fishes.
    Biography        - Eat krill... eat krill... eat krill...
    
    
    \\//   :HANS:   \\//
    //\\============//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Freak Unique"
    First seen in    - New character 
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - Heeeyyyy, wanna be in my gang?
    Biography        - Everyone's favourite headshot.
    
    
    \\//   :MR. SOCKY:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    To unlock        - Beat league match "Sock It To Them"
    First seen in    - New character 
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 8
    Fire resistance  - 2
    Quote            - My friends call me spoony-legs!
    Biography        - Normally just an ordinary sock, when things get rough he 
                       turns into... Mr. Socky, the Psychotic Sock-Monster!
    
    
    \\//   :LT. CHRISTINE MALONE:   \\//
    //\\============================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with her
    First seen in    - TimeSplitters
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Now you see me, un, deux, trois. Let's get down to it in the 
                       squad car.
    Biography        - Lt. Malone's impeccable arrest record is enough to make her 
                       chest swell with pride.
    
    
    \\//   :ELI SCRUBS:   \\//
    //\\==================//\\
    
    To unlock        - You start the game with him
    First seen in    - New character 
    Speed            - 5
    Stamina          - 5
    Shock resistance - 5
    Fire resistance  - 5
    Quote            - Sweeeet as moonshine!
    Biography        - Bipedal tractors are the latest must-have accessory for the 
                       cactusman-about-town.
    
    
    
    ==============================================================================
    \\-\/-//                        **ARCADE AWARDS**                     \\-\/-//
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    This section is essentially a list of the various arcade awards you can gain 
    while playing multiplayer (or single player with bots) arcade matches. To be 
    honest, I'm not too good at working out how a lot of these come about, and I 
    certainly haven't got many myself. If anyone wants to add any, tell me how 
    they are obtained, or correct any that are wrong, I'd be very grateful. This 
    isn't really intended to be a strategy list for each award, just the 
    conditions under which they are fulfilled. There are 58 currently listed.
    
                                         - -
    
    Most Lethal         - Took the largest number of kills for the match
    
    Most Professional   - Showed best tactical usage of weapons
    
    Longest Spree       - Got the most kills in a row without dying
    
    Brain Surgeon       - Get a large number of headshots
    
    Decapitator         - Got the most zombie decapitations
    
    AC -10 Award        - Hoarded the armour pickups (This derives from the Dungeons
                          And Dragons tabletop game. Armour Class -10 is the 
                          strongest armour your character can possess)
    
    Hypochondriac       - Hoarded the med-kits
    
    Hoarder             - Picked up the most weapons
    
    Most Frantic        - Moved the furthest throughout the match
    
    Most Sneaky         - Used cover the most effectively
    
    Best Equipped       - Spent the most time equipped with the strongest weapons
    
    Underequipped       - Spent the most time armed with the weakest weapons
    
    Most Manic          - Moved the most in the match
    
    Longest Innings     - Had the longest time between deaths
    
    Shortest Innings    - Went the shortest amount of time between deaths 
    
    Survivor            - Spent a good deal of time on critical health
    
    Most Flammable      - Spent the most time on fire
    
    Most Damaging       - Dealt the most overall damage in the match
    
    Most Effective      - Took the highest hit/kill ratio
    
    Marksmanship        - Complete the match with a very high accuracy
    
    I Hit Dead People   - Shot the most dead bodies
    
    Pathetic Shot       - Complete the match with a vast number of missed shots
    
    Lemming Award       - Killed yourself a lot
    
    Glass Jaw           - Get killed a lot by being hit with melee attacks
    
    Where's The Health? - Constantly had med-kits snatched from under your nose
    
    Where's The Armour? - Constantly had armour snatched from under your nose
    
    Bully               - Constantly killed the same opponent over and over again
    
    Unlucky To Lose     - Lost the lead in a match right at the very end
    
    Fists Of Fury       - Used unarmed melee attacks a lot during the match
    
    Fists Of Steel      - Smacked off a large number of zombie heads using a robotic
                          character
    
    Vandal              - Wrecked loads of breakable objects in the level
    
    Traitor             - Constantly killed your own team mates
    
    Sniper              - Spent the whole match sniping from long range
    
    Dodger              - Evaded enemy fire the most effectively
    
    Weapons Expert      - Obtained at least one kill with each weapon in the match
    
    Most Outgunned      - Constantly took on opponents while armed with inferior 
                          weapons
    
    Most Cowardly       - Spent the most time far from opponents
    
    Sloth               - Spent the whole match walking/moving very slowly
    
    Most Losses         - Died the most during the match
    
    Multi Kill          - Killed three or more opponents in quick succession
    
    Most Peaceful       - Went the whole match without firing
    
    Bag Man             - Spent the most amount of time with the bag (CTB only)
    
    Most Dishonourable  - Constantly shot your opponents in the back
    
    Ricochet King       - Took a lot of kills using ricochet shots
    
    Backpeddler         - Walked backwards a lot
    
    Sidestepper         - Strafed a lot
    
    Porter              - Returned your bag the most
    
    Victim              - Constantly got killed by the same player
    
    Most Useless        - Did nothing, shot nothing, saw nothing, spent the entire
                          match being a total waste of space
    
    Ledgehopper         - Jumped off of a lot of ledges throughout the match
    
    Cartographer?       - Ummm.... this is a weird one. I got this trying out a 
                          Mapmaker map in single player with no bots. Probably means
                          you played a match where there was no point to it but to 
                          explore the map
    
    Trigger Happy       - Statistic award. Fired 500,000 bullets in the course of 
                          the game
    
    Smasher Award       - Statistic award. Break 500 panes of glass
    
    Golden Oldie Award  - Statistic award. Spend a set time playing as characters or
                          listening to music from the original TimeSplitters
    
    Insomniac Award     - Statistic award. Clocked 2 hours of insomnia time
    
    Beheader Award      - Statistic award. Knocked a total of 200 zombie heads off
    
    Persistance Award   - Statistic award. Clocked 50 hours of total play time
    
    Traveler award      - Statistic award. Move a total of 500 miles.
    
    
    
    ==============================================================================
    \\-\/-//                            **CHEATS**                        \\-\/-//
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    Well, they aren't cheats as such, they're little extras to make the game more 
    interesting and humorous. They can affect both Story and Arcade mode, but don't
    expect to unlock anything with them active. You won't even get any arcade 
    awards.
    
    
    \\//   :HEAD SIZE:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    To unlock   - Small: Beat League match "A Pox Of Mox"
                    Big: Beat League match "Outbreak Hotel"
    Affects     - Story and Arcade
    Description - This cheat lets you mess around with the head sizes of the 
                  characters, either increasing or decreasing as you see fit.
    
    
    \\//   :HUMAN GUN SOUNDS:   \\//
    //\\========================//\\
    
    To unlock   - Beat challenge "The Cat's Out Of The Bag!"
    Affects     - Arcade only
    Description - PYOW PYOW! DADADADADADADA! Yep, that's what this cheat does. It 
                  turns gunshot sounds into those that you made when you were a 
                  kid!
    
    
    \\//   :BIG HANDS:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    To unlock   - Beat challenge "Cortez Can't Jump!"
    Affects     - Story and Arcade
    Description - Vastly increases the size of the gun-holding appendages of the 
                  characters. Bloody funny when coupled with other proportion 
                  altering cheats.
    
    
    \\//   :PAINTBALL:   \\//
    //\\=================//\\
    
    To unlock   - Beat challenge "Absolutely Potty"
    Affects     - Story and Arcade
    Description - I'm sure you all know what paintballing is. When a bullet or 
                  shell hits a wall, it leaves a paint splat. A cheat for the more 
                  humane players (of course, the blood still flies!).
    
    
    \\//   :FAT CHARACTERS:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock   - Beat League match "Commuting Will Kill You"
    Affects     - Story and Arcade
    Description - Turns all characters into fat bastards, just like they've taken 
                  too many hits with the injector.
    
    
    \\//   :ALL CHARACTERS CLOAKED:   \\//
    //\\==============================//\\
    
    To unlock   - Beat challenge "Queen Of Harts"
    Affects     - Story and Arcade
    Description - Think you're good? Try hitting opponents you can't see. Everyone 
                  in the match starts with the cloak powerup, and it lasts 
                  throughout the match.
    
    
    \\//   :SLOW MOTION DEATHS:   \\//
    //\\==========================//\\
    
    To unlock   - Beat League match "Rockets 101"
    Affects     - Story and Arcade
    Description - Enjoy a proper Hollywood death. See your unfortunate target 
                  slowly and dramatically die as you rake them with fire. 
    
    
    \\//   :CARDBOARD CHARACTERS:   \\//
    //\\============================//\\
    
    To unlock   - Beat challenge "Hart Attack"
    Affects     - Story and Arcade
    Description - Turns all characters into 2D cardboard cut-outs. Try shooting a 
                  piece of cardboard side-on!
    
    
    \\//   :ROTATING HEADS:   \\//
    //\\======================//\\
    
    To unlock   - Beat challenge "Brain Drain"
    Affects     - Story and Arcade
    Description - Ever woken up after a drunken night out and watched the room spin
                  around you? This may be why... All characters heads spin 
                  throughout the match. Enough to make anyone dizzy.
    
    
    \\//   :CASCADE:   \\//
    //\\===============//\\
    
    To unlock   - Beat League match "Zone Control"
    Affects     - Story and Arcade
    Description - There is no spoon. See the world as it really is. Activate this 
                  cheat to turn the level and everything in it into the cascade of 
                  green digits that is the Matrix!
    
    NB: The Cascade cheat is NOT available in the Xbox version of the game.
    
    
    ==============================================================================
    \\-\/-//                     **THE DRUNKEN GUARDS**                   \\-\/-//
    //-/\-\\==============================================================//-/\-\\
    
    
    Every level in Story Mode (with the exception of Time To Split, Something To 
    Crow About and Future Perfect) has a drunken guard lying somewhere. No threat 
    whatsoever, they provide some comic relief with their inane ramblings.
    
    
    **Scotland The Brave (in the wine cellar)** - 
    Iss me... iss all me! I am best...bestest guard. Without me... no guarding! Alll
    rubbissh guarding. God of guards... And girls... girls love me... so hairy 
    chest... such big medallion....hehe....
    
    **The Russian Connection (on top of the water tower)** -
    Soon... soon we rule world. Yeah... and I get car. Get sports car! S'red one.
    *belch* An I'll love it like a... like a thingy... woman!.... he..he.. girls
    love sports car... Ooooo what a big red one!... Ooooo so impressive!... 
    hehehe...
    
    **The Khallos Express (behind the bar in Khallos' personal car)** -
    My mate... s'gone! Went through big... round wobbler! S'gone! Jus like that. 
    S'mazin. Gone in time... gone back... hope... hehe.... hope he finds plenty to
    drink!
    
    **Mansion Of Madness (sitting next to the sofa after the third checkpoint)** -
    It can ruin your day *hic* when zombies come your way. 'Les you knock off their
    heads, you'll be dead! An' those thingss in wall...  I don' like them at all. 
    They kill lossa people... horrible beetles...
    
    **What Lies Below (sitting in corridor after zombies on conveyor belts)** -
    I'ahm smart... smartest man inna whole world! I woulda 'vented microwave if 
    summon else not dunnit... I woulda invent.... gravity, n n ... pineapples... 
    doughnuts...
    
    **Breaking And Entering (in toilet cubicle)** -
    Iss this all zats left of my dreams? I wass gonna be inna band! Gon be famoss! 
    Rich! 'Sted mm jus another bum wiv a gun...
    
    **You Genius, U-Genix (on the stairs to the labs)** - 
    Ah s'lotta fuss bout nothing... few mutants s'wandering around. S'OK! Be all...
    all be alright inna morning!
    
    **Machine Wars (in corridor after driving tank)** -
    Evil robots... tryin kill uss all. Sposed be slaves! Do whats we say... shoulda
    never lets m think... s'big mistake... now they thinks they'll kill us all...
    
    **You Take The High Road (in the drilling machine)** -
    Ahh miss, s'miss me girl. Eyess, eyes like kittensss so sweet. Skin, ahh skin 
    s'like silk so s'soft. Breath, breath like... dead dog. But, nobody perfect...
    
    **The Hooded Man (before the bridge in the bunker)** -
    Musht kill Cortesh! Ahh shomeone else can do it... Ima stay here n watsh pretty
    lights...
    
    
    
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    This seemed like too good an opportunity to pass up. There are a vast number of
    parodies, piss-takes and references to films and other games both in-game and 
    dotted around character profiles and biographies. While I appreciate everyone's
    efforts to help me fill this section, it is starting to get a bit cluttered, 
    so I will only be accepting solid references from now on, no more dubious ones,
    and those accepted will be at my discretion.
    
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    In the story mission Time To Split as you fend off the TimeSplitters with the 
    turret, one of the soldiers yells out "They're coming out of the walls! They're
    coming out of the goddamn walls!" This line is taken straight from the film 
    Aliens.
    
    Also in Time To Split, one of the soldiers yells out "Come on soldier, do you 
    want to live forever?" This is taken from the film Starship Troopers. The 
    original quote however came from Frederik The Great in 1757 as a message to his
    troops "Dogs, would you live forever?"
    
    There is a stealth section in the story mission The Russian Connection that is 
    an obvious Metal Gear Solid parody. The phrases said when on alert and standing
    down are in reference to the series, as they don't appear anywhere else in the 
    game.
    
    The whole Harry Tipper part of story mode seems like a reference to the Austin 
    Powers films, what with the very Dr. Evil-looking Khallos, the zeep getting 
    stuck in the corridors and the 2000-point turn to get it out, and of course the
    ridiculously-dressed henchmen. I'm aware that all these characters were in
    TimeSplitters 2, but they have changed significantly since then. I've also had 
    a mention of Khallos's new outfit to be similar to that of Spectre from the 
    James Bond films (which I believe Dr Evil was a parody of in the first place)
    
    In the story mission The Khallos Express, Harry throws a henchman off of the 
    train and says "No ticket". This line is taken from Indiana Jones And The Last 
    Crusade.
    
    Also in The Khallos Express, the two train carriages with the living 
    compartments were ripped straight from the Train level from Goldeneye
    
    The Mansion Of Madness story level could be a parody of the Resident Evil 
    series.
    
    In the story mission Mansion Of Madness you see two scientists desperately 
    trying to stay off the ground to avoid being eaten by subterranean worm-like 
    creatures that respond to walking on the ground. This is a reference to the film
    Tremors.
    
    Also in Mansion Of Madness you will be attacked by a swarm of flesh eating 
    beetles. These bear a strong resemblence to the scarabs in the film The Mummy.
    
    Another in Mansion Of Madness, in one of the bathrooms you will find a bathtub 
    filled with blood and a skinned corpse. This is a reference to Eternal Darkness,
    where Alexandria sees a vision of herself lying in a bathtub filled with blood.
    I've also had a suggestion of a reference to the book The Shining, and to a 
    scene from the film Silence Of The Lambs as well.
    
    Again in Mansion Of Madness, you come across what looks like a child's nursery.
    This room is a reference to the original film The Amityville Horror.
    
    In the story level What Lies Below, Jo-Beth will be dangled over Princess's pit
    in a thin cage. The manner in which she is dangled and the shape of the cage is
    very reminiscent of the film Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom.
    
    Also from What Lies Below, you will find an audio maintenance log on the first 
    computer you are able to access containing an unsuccessful attempt to remember a
    locker code. This is a plain piss-take of the PDA audio logs from Doom 3.
    
    Again from What Lies Below, when you finish reading Crow's personal log on his 
    computer, a screen will come up with a picture of Crow wagging his finger and 
    the words "You didn't say the magic word!" This is taken from the film Jurassic
    Park.
    
    Another one from What Lies Below, the gas canister trapped in Princess's mouth 
    is a reference to the film Jaws. So is Anya's line "Smile you bitch".
    
    In What Lies Below there are a number of microscopes that you can use to see 
    bacteria cells multiplying. This is a reference to Resident Evil.
    
    Yet another one in What Lies Below (they really love this level...), the 
    consoles used to mess around with the zombie and scientist in the booths are 
    taken from Hugo's House Of Horrors, where a very similar machine had to be used 
    on the player in order to advance the game.
    
    And finally, the name of What Lies Below is a reference to the horror movie What
    Lies Beneath.
    
    In the story level Breaking And Entering you have to activate a cleaning bot to 
    gain access to one of the offices. This objective also appeared in Perfect Dark.
    
    In the story mission You Genius, U-Genix, you obtain the ID card of a certain 
    Dr. Gordon. I believe this is a reference to Dr. Gordon Freeman of Half-Life.
    
    Also in You Genius, U-Genix, one of the security guards says "Game over, man. 
    Game over." before being killed by mutants. These are Hudson's words in the film
    Aliens.
    
    Finally, the U-Genix company itself is a reference to the Eugenics company in
    the film Immortal, who used to perform similar experiments on humans.
    
    The whole story mission Machine Wars is based on the Terminator films, 
    especially with the company name UltraNet (similar to SkyNet).
    
    In the story level Something To Crow About, R-110 shouts out "You want some? Oh,
    you want some too?" These are Hudson's last words in the film Aliens 
    (although not R-110's!)
    
    Also in Something To Crow About, the large laser cannon you use to blow up the 
    power node is a reference to the Obelisk Of Light weapon in Command And Conquer.
    
    Again in Something To Crow About, the rolling turrets you encounter are a 
    reference to the rolling Droideca droids in the film Star Wars Episode 1.
    
    After you destroy the GOLIATH mech in Something To Crow About, Anya makes the 
    comment "Problems with giant robots? You know who to call." This is a reference 
    to a similar line in the film Ghostbusters
    
    At the start of You Take The High Road, R-110 is seen dancing in the submarine 
    as it descends to the mining facility. This is a reference to the film 
    Evolution, where Harry Block is dancing in the lift descending to the meteorite
    crater.
    
    Also in You Take The High Road, there is a section near the end that is a 
    reference to two of Jules Verne's novels. The drilling machine is a reference 
    to Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (as is R-110's comment). When you reach 
    the bottom, the depth gauge reads 20,000, a reference to 20,000 Leagues Under 
    The Sea.
    
    Another from You Take The High Road, the cut-scene at the end shows the Time 
    Assassins runing into a portal in front of a large iris-door. This is a 
    reference to Stargate SG-1.
    
    At the end of the game, Crow's last word is "Rosebud..." This was the dying word
    of Charles Kane in the film Citizen Kane.
    
    The arcade level The Dead, The Bad and the Silly, is a parody of the film The 
    Good, The Bad and the Ugly.
    
    The arcade level Ninja Garden is a parody of the game Ninja Gaiden
    
    The challenge Cortez Can't Jump! is a parody of the film White Men Can't Jump!
    
    The challenge TSUG: TimeSplitters Underground is a chain parody. The title 
    is obviously a parody of the game THUG: Tony Hawk's Underground. The actual 
    challenge setup seems to be a reference to an old B-movie called CHUD: 
    Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. There was also a reference to this
    movie in THUG, so it's a sort of circular parody.
    
    The biography of the character Ghost is in reference to the character of the 
    same name in Enter The Matrix and The Matrix: Reloaded.
    
    The biography of the character Jed was taken from Bruce Willis's line "Zed's 
    dead baby. Zed's dead." in the film Pulp Fiction.
    
    The character Vlad The Installer is a parody of Vlad The Impaler
    
    The character The Deerhaunter is a reference to the film The Deerhunter
    
    The character Robot Louis Stevenson is a double reference. The first reference 
    is to the character from Isaac Asimov's works, Robot Daneel Olivaw. The second 
    more obvious reference is to Robert Louis Stevenson, writer of Treasure Island.
    Although what he has to do with a walking steam engine is beyond me. It may be 
    another reference to the common mixing up of Robert Louis Stevenson with George
    Stephenson, inventor of the first commercially used steam engine the Rocket.
    
    There is another reference to Asimov in the briefing to the challenge Balls Of 
    Steel. It states the first rule of robotics, "A robot can never harm a human 
    being".
    
    Edwina and Deadwina are plain parodies of the film The Exorcist. Deadwina's 
    quote is a much cleaner version of a line from the film.
    
    Lenny Oldburn is very possibly a reference to Ozzy Osbourne, especially when you
    read his profile.
    
    Cyborg Chimp..... RoboCop, nuff said.
    
    The quote of the character Clip Clamp is a reference to the film Shaun Of The 
    Dead, where one of the ongoing gimmicks througout the film is the line to Shaun
    "You've got red on you". Nice to see Free Radical returning the favour for the 
    massive name drop that the film gave to TimeSplitters 2.
    
    The character Private Hicks is a reference to Corporal Hicks from the film 
    Aliens.
    
    Chastity's quote, while pretty widespread, is said in such a manner for it to 
    warrant a reference to Duke Nukem.
    
    The biography for the character Bear is a reference to comedian Tommy Cooper,
    who's trademark was a fez and his catchphrase "Just like that".
    
    The cheat Cascade turns the world into a cascade of rolling green digits, 
    exactly how Neo saw the world in the film The Matrix.
    
    The arcade award I Hit Dead People is a parody of the line "I see dead people"
    from the film The Sixth Sense.
    
    The quote of the character Gingerbread Man is a reference to the TV series 
    Futurama, and Bender's line "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
    
    The dispersion gun is very similar to a shotgun-like weapon used in the film 
    Minority Report.
    
    The injector is similar to the shark gun from the James Bond film Live And Let
    Die
    
    The ghost gun is a parody of the nuclear accelerator weapons used in the film 
    Ghostbusters
    
    The VR multiplayer map looks like it was influenced by the film Tron
    
    In the multiplayer map Hotel, there is a wall at the top of a double flight of
    stairs with "Rudrem" written all over it in blood. This is a parody of the 
    "Redrum" (Murder backwards) wall-scrawl in the film The Shining
    
    The character Genghis Kant is a double parody. The first reference is to the 
    Mongol ruler Genghis Khan, and the other is to the philosopher Immanuel Kant. 
    His profile confirms the second reference
    
    Easily the most popular reference, the characters Leo Krupps and Schmidt have a
    very similar quote to the catchphrase of Tony The Tiger. The reason for this is
    that the voiceover for these two characters, and Cortez as well, was done by Tom
    Clarke Hill, who is the current voice talent behind Tony The Tiger.
    
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    Thanks to everyone who sent these in
    
    
    
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    Due to the large number of contributions I've had for arcade awards, platinum 
    scores and references, I have reorganised the credits for these sections to keep
    things tidy and so the credits section doesn’t take up half an acre.
    
    
    Free Radical      - For making another incredible TimeSplitters game
    
    GameFAQs, IGN,    - For hosting this FAQ.
    Neoseeker,
    SuperCheats,
    Cheat Planet
    
    GameFAQs writers  - For inspiring me to write this FAQ at all. There is some 
                        absolutely outstanding work on GameFAQs and the authors 
                        deserve real respect. (And special thanks to Dark Vortex for
                        naming this guide FAQ Of The Day for April 14th)
    
    Raza Ullah,       - For helping me with Co-op mode
    Sunny Mody,
    David Kingsmill
    
    Will T            - For the additional tip for The Cat’s Pajamas
    
    Peter Silk        - For the additional strategy for Cortez Can't Jump!
    
    Grif Sutherland   - For the additional strategy for Big Game Hunt
    
    Vincent Sanchez   - For the Time Assassin Cortez quote
    
    J.R.T             - For the continued stealth strategy in the turbine room on 
                        The Russian Connection
    
    Stephen Ng (IGN)  - For the ghost gun tip for fighting Princess in What Lies 
                        Below 
    
    Matt Sladen       - For the additional strategies for Glimpse Of Stocking and 
                        Big Game Hunt
    
    Joe Riddiford     - For the zombie torching tip for Mansion Of Madness
    
    Bored Dude        - For the additional tips for Astro Jocks
    
    Andrew Hetterle   - For the additional tip for Zany Zeppelin
    
    Steve Vallance    - For the additional Boxing Clever tip
    
    Rupert Dunn       - For the additional pointer in league match Missile Bunker
    
    James Wyatt       - For the tip at the start of Scotland The Brave to find the
                        grenades before entering the castle.
    
    CMW Collins       - For the two characters unlocked by completing co-op story
                        mode
    
    Michael Raveling  - For the additional strategy for Astro Jocks
    
    Tony Fiore        - For the first flare gun location in Scotland The Brave
                        and for spotting the revolver ammo near the start of What
                        Lies Below
    
    Mathieu Leconte   - For the additional strategy for Zany Zeppelin
    
    TheDeviousDuck    - For the additional tip for Zany Zeppelin
    
    Nick Hunter       - For the additional tip for Zone Control
    
    Clay Hart         - For the additional tip for The Russian Connection
    
    Christopher Morrow- For the additional tip for Absolutely Potty
    
    Shemp70915        - For the railbot/spiderbot tips in You Genius, U-Genix
    
    arctic_ursine     - For correcting the quote for Maiden
    
    Corey Dillion     - For suggesting using graphical solutions for the puzzles in
                        You Genius, U-Genix
    
    
    Platinum scores   - Will T., Peter Silk, Grif Sutherland, Dan Maddocks, 
                        XxAlieNationxX, Mike Cavely, Andrew Hetterle, Jack Watling,
                        Tim Irons, Jamie Meier, Derek Rozwadowski, CMW Collins, 
                        Terry Olssen, Kevin, Simen Gundersen Bekkhus, Nick Hunter,
                        Christopher Morrow, Holy Rabbit
    
    
    Arcade Awards     - Callum Cartwright, Peter O' Mara, CMW Collins, Matt F, 
                        SageUltima, IMPAQT, Ruairidh Lunny, Tony Pang, Nicolai 
                        Bergslokken, Jake A., Steven Hopwood.
    
    
    References        - Brian Burley, Andrew Eisenwine, Iain Case, Dan Beckett, 
                        Thomas Vanderaspoilden, Eoin O Drisceoil, jokeboxsp, Paul 
                        Hangar, IMPAQT, Ruairidh Lunny, Matthew van Rensburg, Bob 
                        Mcbob, Tony Pang, Bish, Paul Stubbington, Will Shipley, 
                        Jocke Johansson, Damon Baker, David Grenier, Jason Brooker,
                        Bish, Fabio Oliveira, Lee Savage, Lynkynparc, James Murray,
                        Matt Harrison, Matthew Mercer, Kevin Ziolkowski, reckless7
    
    
    And finally, thanks to everyone who has emailed me with praise for the guide.
    
    
    Quick note on crediting – If you do not provide a real name in your email, I
    will use your email handle instead. Feel free to contact me again if you wish
    to change the name by which you are credited, but please contact me by the
    same address as before so I know it's you.
    
    
    
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