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     TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
     Character FAQ

     By:---Freak---
     Email: Freak0@IGNMail.com
     FAQ start date: March 29 2005
     Last updated: April 28 2005
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      Table of Contents
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[I]....................Updates
[II].....................Intro
[III].......The 150 Characters
 (i)................Quick List
 (ii)............In-Depth List 
[IV]...........Stats Breakdown
 (i)...............Speed Ranks
 (ii)............Stamina Ranks
 (iii).......Shock Proof Ranks
 (iv).........Fire Proof Ranks
 (v).........Total Pints Ranks
[V]................Unlock List
[VI]....................Thanks
[VII]...........Outgoing Words
[VIII]...................Legal



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                                 [I] Updates
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4.8.05- Corrected a few mistakes and a bunch of the character quotes. This
was originally going to be a minor update with only that being changed, but
thankfully I just noticed an e-mail giving almost everything else I was
missing, which are included in the update. When I started this FAQ I was on
spring break, but since classes started back up I've been so bogged down with
homework I haven't even had the chance to finishing unlocking everything in
the game, let alone update this FAQ. So it'll still be a while until I finish
up this FAQ with those last missing items. Big thanks to Maurith for giving
me most the stuff I was missing and making this a decent update.

4.7.05- Finally updated the FAQ after it was finally accepted. Modified the
Intro and Outgoing Words sections, added some Thanks, and fixed some
mistakes. Added a bunch of the missing gallery descriptions, my descriptions,
and also added a a new element to the in-depth list--select screen animations
and quotes. I have about a couple dozen characters missing most of this info
still.

3.30.05- FAQ was rejected by GameFAQs for being incomplete. Modified Intro to 
not mention anything other than unlock list and stats, both of which are now
100% complete.

3.29.05- First draft of the FAQ. Unlock list for each character is complete,
a handful of stats are missing, and majority of character descriptions are
missing.

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                                [II] Intro
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The TimeSplitters series is, amongst other reasons, most well known for its 
unheard of number of playable characters, one hundred and fifty this time 
around to be exact, all with their own unique and amusing personality. So I'm
writing this FAQ in appreciation of this dedication to character design and
to help out everyone out there who wants to take full advantage of these
great characters.

In this FAQ you will find:
-A quick list of all 150 characters 
-A more in-depth character list including their stats, how to unlock them,
 gallery descriptions, select screen animations and quotes, and my own
 personal description of their looks (in progress)
-A breakdown of all the character's speed/stamina/shock proof/fire proof
 stats and how they rank against each other
-A quick list of how to unlock each character for those who just have to
 unlock that certain guy as soon as possible

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                          [III] The 150 Characters
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Note: Characters are currently listed according to their spot on the gallery
(left to right, top to bottom). Sooner or later I'll get around to listing
them alphabetically, but for now just use CTRL+F to find a specific character
or reference the quick list immediately below, which is in the same order as
the in-depth list.

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       (i) Quick List
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Cortez
Henchman Cortez
Dr. Cortez
Time Assassin Cortez
Captain Ash
Harry Tipper
Swinging Tipper
Jo-Beth Casey
Amy Chen
Dr. Amy
R-110
Victorian Crow
Karma Crow
Jacob Crow
Mad Old Crow
Anya
Captain Fitzgerald
Nobby Peters
Sapper Johnson
Tommy Jenkins
Ivor Baddic
Pulov Yuran
Comrade Papadov
Warrant Officer Cain
Warrant Officer Keely
Deep Diver
Jungle Queen
Robot Louis Stevenson
John Smith
Jim Smith
Fergal Stack
Khallos
Booty Guard
Kitten Celeste
Henchwoman
Elite Henchwoman
Henchman
Elite Henchman
Vlad the Installer
Leonid
Oleg
Dr. Peabody
Nurse Gulag
The Deerhaunter
Carrion Carcass
Headsprouter
Mr. Fleshcage
Clip Clamp
Crispin
Gideon Gout
Daisy Dismay
Jed
Arthur Aching
Gilbert Gastric
Jo-Barf Creepy
Gladstone
Blanche Deadwood
Gaston Boucher
Dr. Lancet
Dr. Pustule
Nurse Tourniquet
Nurse Sputum
Lenny Oldburn
Edwina
Deadwina
Brother Bartholomew
Sister Faith
Envirosuit
Neophyte Lucian
Neophyte Constance
Security
Jack Sprocket
Inceptor
Inceptress
The Freak
Tin-Legs Tommy
SecuriDroid XP
The General
Private Hicks
Private Jones
Lazarus Mumble
Mordecai Jones
Ghengis Kant
Angel Forge
Prison Officer
Lt. Black
INSETICK SD/12
INSETICK SD/10
PROMETHEUS SD/7
PROMETHEUS SK/8
GOLIATH SD/9
Med-Unit 6
Time Assassin
Berserker Splitter
Monkey
Cyborg Chimp
Brains
Ninja Monkey
Renzo
Goddard
Schmidt
Jacque de la Morte
Viola
Mr. Underwood
Sewer Zombie
Undead Priest
Crypt Zombie
Maiden
Changeling
The Cropolite
Jared Slim
Venus
Chastity
Ghost
The Master
Riot Officer
Mischief
Mr. Giggles
Leo Krupps
Stumpy
Bear
Kypriss
Stone Golem
Aztec Warrior
High Priest
Dinosaur
Braces
Handyman
Candi Skyler
R One-Oh-Seven
Calamari
Corporal Hart
Badass Cyborg
Snowman
Robofish
Chinese Chef
Gingerbread Man
Duckman Drake
Koozer Mox
Teeth Mummy
Captain Ed Shivers
Gretel
Arial DaVinci
Dozer
Sheriff Skullface
The Shoal
Hans
Mr. Socky
Lt. Christine Malone
Eli Scrubs


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     (ii) In-Depth List
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                                  Key
                                -------

\\\\\\- Between the slashes is the character's name (duh).
 "  " - Between the quotes set off the margin is what is written in the game
        for the character's gallery profile.
  +   - Next to the plus signs are the character's stats.
  []  - Next to the bracket boxes is my own personal description of what the
        character looks like.
  {   - Next to the curly brackets is the character's selection screen
        info. Following the "1." is their animation/stance before selecting
        them, following the "2." is their animation after selection, and
        following the "3." is their quote or sounds made after selection.
        Anything in brackets were hard to discern and are my best guess.
 ***  - Following the triple asterisks is the method to unlocking the
        character.



\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Cortez
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Space Marine extraordinaire."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Do I really need to explain this guy? He's our main character, has some 
[]nifty black with red dot eye cap things, wear mostly gray...yeah, I'm 
[]wasting my time....

{1. Standing with gun in hands pointed down
{2. Leans and points gun forward
{3. "It's time to split!"

***Unlocked from start

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Henchman Cortez
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "The man himself, looking sharp in his banana boots."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

{1. Taps at device on wrist
{2. Acts as if caught off guard, and then thrusts both arms up and then pulls
{   them back down with chest out
{3. "Wha--oh, oh yeah, I'm ready!"

[]Our main character, sporting a powder blue and yellow Henchman's outfit,
[]complete with cap.

***How to unlock: Beat the the Story level "The Russian Connection" on
normal or better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Dr. Cortez
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "There's a joke somewhere here about bald men in roll-neck sweaters...I
   can't...quite...remember it..."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Cortez, in Brother Bartholomew's outfit, minus the half face mask..

{1. Standing
{2. Bends knees down then back up while waving arms across chest
{3. "It's time to split!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "You Genius, U-Genix" on normal or
better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Time Assassin Cortez
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Black with buckles, leather straps and a hood! How cool is that? Bound
   to impress the chicks unless, of course, you get the eyehole misaligned
   and trip over a coffee table."

++Speed:      5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Cortez in a Time Assassin outfit, minus the part of the mask with the
[]elaborate design and the sicssor handle arm things. He did add a black
[]short sleeve shirt underneath the buckles, however.

{1. Standing low with right limbs forward and left limbs back
{2. Steps back and put finger over mouth while bowing
{3. "Shhh. [Mum's] the word."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "You Take the High Road" on normal or
better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Captain Ash
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "On returning from his Amazonian adventures, the esteemed Captain Ash has
   been enjoying traditional hospitality in bonny Scotland. Although with the
   company of the Jungle Queen during those dark Caledonian nights itís been
   less of the Robbie Burns and more of the carpet variety..."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Twenties era English fellow with mustache wearing bomber jacket and jeans.

{1. Standing
{2. Hops into early era boxing stance, while throwing the occasional swing
{3. "Ooohh, time for fisticuffs, splendid!"


***Unlocked from start

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Harry Tipper
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Very Special Agent Tipper. Licensenced to chill and the grooviest cat in
   town."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Sixties secret agent with mustache in powder blue leisure suit and gold rim
[]glasses. Also sports a gun holster around the chest.

{1. Leaning forward with gun in both hands pointing up
{2. Takes one hand off gun and begins gyrating hips, thrusts hand up into air
{   and looks up, still gyrating
{3. "Right on. Let's go man, we gotta boogie!"

***Unlocked from start

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Swinging Tipper
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Harry, or should that be Harriet? I think your mustache is showing--
   perhaps it needs a trim..."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Harry Tipper in the Henchwoman's outfit minus the cap. And yes, I did say
[]Henchwoman. Looks pretty good if you ask me.

{1. Standing towards the right
{2. Adjusts skirt
{3. "Hmmm. It's just not my color at all."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "The Russian Connection" on easy or
better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Jo-Beth Casey
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Fí Sure."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Jo-Beth Casey is back from TS2, but she ditched the schoolgirl outfit. She
[]now wears a red and black midriff top with "SLUT" across the front,
[]matching red miniskirt bearly hanging on by belt, long black gloves with
[]random white arm warmer thing on just right arm, fishnet stockings, and
[]boots with straps. Has a cute little teddy bear backback, too.

{1. Standing relaxed
{2. Begins dancing with hands out in front at first, then up in air
{3. "Shake your money maker!"

***Unlocked from start

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Amy Chen
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Amy is actually really sweet... Itís just that everyone seems to get on
   her bad side..."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Asian female with braid and bangs, wearing monotone gray futuristic outfit.
[]One of the few female characters not showing too much skin. Outfit is
[]backless however, with straps running across.

{1. Standing
{2. Gets down low into martial arts like stance with feet spread and arms
{   back
{3. "You think you can keep up?"

***Unlocked from start

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Dr. Amy
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "The only way you'll get Amy out of her regulation leggings is to wave a 
   designer outfit in front of her."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Amy Chen in Sister Faith's outfit.

{1. Meditating position
{2. Floats up into air
{3. "Inner harmony is achieved through application of will."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "You Genius, U-Genix" on easy or
better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
R-110
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

    "This seasonís model from the popular R-100 series of war robots."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Bulky gray robot, fairly large compared to human characters, but has a 
[]primarily human based form. Looks pretty much like R-109 from TS2, minus
[]the clothing.

{1. Holds out gun in hand, aiming off-screen
{2. Steps back and starts aiming more aggressively
{3. "Eat my laser, eat it!"

***Unlocked from start

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Victorian Crow
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Crow in all his steam-powered Victorian anachronistic splendour. Oh yes,
   those were the days! The British empire, unparalleded industrial might
   small boys climbing up chimneys and tins of condensed milk."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Older, bald headed Crow with large almost armor plated looking boots, blue
[]pants, some sort of large flap and straps hanging form waist down to
[]knees, dark shirt, brown shoulder pads, elbow pads, white arm warmers, dark
[]gloves, and a device on his back with what aret like upward-pointing
[]spines sticking out of it, the largest one and highest one behind and
[]extending past his head.

{1. Standing humped over towards the right, but looking ahead and with hands
{   raised in front of waist, and time control device in hand
{2. Hits button on time control device and disappears after flashing
{3. "See you in the future, sucker!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Future Perfect" on normal or better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Karma Crow
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Everyone assumed it was a wig, but actually that long flowing hair is
    all his."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Sowewhat younger Crow with long brown hair and goatee, light green head
[]band and long coat with yellow highlights, bronw pants, white arm warmers,
[]sandals, and necklace with large rectangular pendant.


{1. Floating in mediatative position
{2. Goes into sitting position while still floating, quickly falls down to
{   floor hitting back and bounces back up, putting hand on back.
{3. "Hey man, somebody open the window and let out the bad vibes."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Future Perfect" on hard

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Jacob Crow
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Jacob Crow, at the outset of his twisted career. Happy carefree days when
   his idea of fun was playing with cadvers and injecting green
   phosphorescent fluids into cats' eyeballs."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Young crow with blond hair and glasses, in dirty (bloody?) white doctor's
[]coat, greenish brown pants, and brown gloves.

{1. Standing humped over towards the right, but looking ahead and with hands
{   raised in front of waist, and time control device in hand
{2. Hits button on time control device and disappears after flashing
{3. "See you in the future, sucker!"

***How to unlock: Complete all the Story levels on easy or better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Mad Old Crow
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "What can you say? He's crazy as a coot and daft as a brush."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Old bald headed Crow in white coat with black collar and thick stripe up
[]the middle, black waistband and gloves, black pants and kneepads, and
[]white boots.

{1. Standing severely humped over to the right, but looking forward with
{   hands up T-Rex style
{2. Looks to the left, cowers back to the right then hops around to the left
{   and quickly looks around as if paranoid
{3. "Eh--I thought I told you not to interupt me."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Future Perfect" on easy or better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Anya
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "So you think physics is boring? Youíve never been to one of Anyaís night
   classes."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Female with a light greenish blue futuristic outfit covering up most her
[]skin except her midriff. And then of course the shest part of her top is
[]transparent save for a couple of well placed straps.

{1. Standing
{2. Crosses arms and sticks out hips
{3. "Let's play."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Time to Split" on normal or better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Captain Fitzgerald
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Fitzgeraldís always first writing poetry in any kind of trench warfare
   situation."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Early 20th century war type in dark green officer's uniform and cap. Has a
[]nice little French mustache.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Brings feet together and salutes, then keeps arms at sides
{3. "Right you are sir."

***Unlocked from start

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Nobby Peters
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Nobbyís always first getting a brew on in any kind of trench warfare
   situation.

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Early 20th century war type in dark green soldier's uniform and helmet.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Brings feet together and salutes, then keeps arms at sides
{3. "Right away sir."


***How to unlock:  Beat the Challenge "Toy Soldiers"

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Sapper Johnson
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Johnson's always first getting dug-in in any kind of trench warfare
   situation."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Same as nobby Peters, but no helmet.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Brings feet together and salutes, then keeps arms at sides
{3. "Right you are sir."

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Sammy Hammy Namby Pamby"

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Tommy Jenkins
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Tommy's always first over the top in any kind of trench warfare
   situation."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Brings feet together and salutes, then keeps arms at sides
{3. "Right away sir."

***How to unlock: Complete Elite League with all bronze or better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Ivor Baddic
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Itís not easy keeping discipline on a small island."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Lets see. He's bald and has this breathing apparatus looking thing covering
[]the lower part of his face and neck. The aforementioned apparatus is coming
[]out of this brown one-piece shoulder pads which straps around underneath
[]his arms. Bluish gray long sleeve shirt and dark blue pants with brown
[]thigh strap should about sum up the rest of his outfit.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Brings feet together, puts arms at sides and turns to the right
{3. "Okay. Let's go."

***Unlocked from start

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Pulov Yuran
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Itís not easy keeping discipline on a small island."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Like Ivor Baddic, but with a bowl-shaped helmet tilted back so that it
[]doesn't cover his eyes.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Brings feet together, puts arms at sides and turns to the right
{3. "You got it."

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Plainly off his Rocker"

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Comrade Papadov
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Itís not easy keeping discipline on a small island."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Exactly like Ivor Baddic, except he also has a bowl shaped helmet with a
[]yellow stripe which covers the rest of his face. I have no idea how he can
[]see. Maybe the stripe is really some sort lens.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Brings feet together, puts arms at sides and turns to the right
{3. "Yes sir!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Lap it Up"

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Warrant Officer Cain
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\


   "Warrant Officer Cain is in charge of the keys to the castle cellars--heís
   a very popular man."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Dark blue pants and long sleeve shirt, thick white forearm pads, yellowish
[]brown upper arm pads, and some crazy thing strapped around his chest that
[]also goes up to cover his mouth with yellow bolts around the top. And he's
[]bald

{1. Standing with foot back and arms out
{2. Lifts left arm and foot up, then stomps down and beats arm against
{   chest
{3. "Okay, let's roll."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Scotland the Brave" on normal or
better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Warrant Officer Keely
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
 
   "Warrant Officer Keely is in charge of the safe where the keys to the
   castle cellars are kept--she's a very popular lady."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  6

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing with foot back and arms out
{2. Lifts left arm and foot up, then stomps down and beats arm against chest
{3. "Roger that."

***How to unlock: Complete Honorary League with all silver or better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Deep Diver
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "When they're not busy polishing their helmets, the Deep Divers like to go
   all the way down."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing
{2. Tugs at helmet trying to get it off, helmet sinks down into the suit,
{   left with both arms in the air.
{3. "To glory or death!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Oh Shoal-o-mio"

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
The Jungle Queen
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "The Jungle Queen has taken to her new life in the Scottish Highlands like
   a true native. She has been amazing Captain Ash with her amazing talents
   for fly fishing and tossing the caber and heís never had his bagpipes 
   played quite like that before. Och-aye the noo!"

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Back from TS2 with a new outfit, but she still has the long blond hair. The
[]leopard print has been replaced with white, the thong with flap is still
[]there, she's got some leg and arm warmers now, a sheild like pad on her
[]left shoulder, long sleeve midriff top with middle cleavage (unless you can
[]come up with a better term...), headband and hairclips, thigh straps around
[]each leg (one complete with knife sheath, and then lastly some shrunken
[]heads here and there to set the outfit off.

{1. Standing with foot forward and hips out
{2. Does an elaborate dance involving some wiggling, waving of the arms,
{   twisting of the knees, and ending with her thrusting one hand up into air
{3. "Purrrrr. You Tarzane, me Jane. Let me show you how we do it in
    the jungle."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Scotland the Brave" on easy or
better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Robot Louis Stevenson
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Away from the pressures of his day job, this multitalented mechanical
   marvel of the modern age likes to let off steam writing romantic
   potboilers. Unfortunately, like many Victorian authors, he is afflicted by
   a compulsive vice, in his case an unshakeable coke habit..."
  

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6 
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Large complicated looking robot with hydraulics everywhere, mini cow
[]catchers for boots, hooks for hands, steam tubes with caps where a head
[]would be, and a large round capsule with yellow lens in the middle for
[]a chest.

{1. Standing anxiously with foot forward
{2. Takes a couple steps forward and stands up straight
{3. <boot up sound, mechanical footsteps> "Online."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "You Take the High Road" on easy or
better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
John Smith
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Working in Crowís mines can be very hazardous to your health--John needs
   a special mask just to protect his mustache."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Mustached welder complete with the appropiate mask and gloves. Dark blue 
[]jeans, dirty white tanktop, tool belt, and black boots finish his look off.

{1. Doing that Russian squating dance with his arms crossed
{2. Does the kick out/arms out part of the aforementioned dance
{3. "[Hooplah, hotah! Hyoot! Ha, hyoot!]"

***Unlocked from start

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Jim Smith
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "John and Jim can often be found working together in the submarine
   docks--they're dual welders."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Same as John Smith, but the welder's mask is covering his face.

{1. Doing that Russian squatting dance with his arms crossed
{2. Does the kick out/arms out part of the aformentioned dance
{3. "[Hooplah, hotah! Hyoot! Ha, hyoot!]"

***How to unlock: Complete all the Story levels in co-op (any difficulty)

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Fergal Stack
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Fergal is oft to be found in the warehouse quietly amusing himself by
   stacking boxes whilst wearing a silly hat."
 
+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Big guy with classic muttonchops and cabbie hat. Rolled up long sleeve
[]shirt and gloves (both white), with jeans and boots.

{1. Standing with arms out (generic pissed off strong guy stance)
{2. Flexes arms in in front of stomach (classic strong guy flexing pose)
{3. <grunts>

***How to unlock: Complete Amateur League with all bronze or better

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Khallos
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Or Archibald Granville Khallos as heíd rather you didnít know. Still, it
   looks like his plans for taking over the world are still swinging along."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Another TS2 return with some tweaks. He looks a bit older this time around,
[]wears a long jacket with double belt straps and pants and still has the eye
[]patch. His outfityet another primarily bluish gray one, but with yellow
[]highlights. And he's bald.

{1. Humped over, stroking his cat Strudel 
{2. Jumps up with arms out, stomping back down, then looks at Strudel
{   lovingly and begins stroking Strudel again
{3. <cat meows> "Me and my pussy, are going to have a lot of fun."

***Unlocked from start

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Booty Guard
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   "That wry old devil Khallos has an elite corps of extremely personal
   bodyguards who attend to his special needs and maniacal whims. Only women
   can apply--how's that for positive discrimination and enlightened
   recruitment policies?"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Rough looking girl with pigtails and hat wearing red hot pants and green
[]button up top showing off cleavage and red bra, full length gloves, boots,
[]and single thigh strap.

{1. Standing with foot back, twirling around a revolver in one hand
{2. Does a pirouette throwing the gun into the air, catching it and then
{   pointing it at the screen
{3. "I'm used to handling big weapons. In fact, I get paid for it."

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Zany Zeppelin"

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Kitten Celeste
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   "Sometimes things get a little too hot under the collar for Harry and he
   needs some manual assistance from his slinky sidekick, Miss Celeste. Go
   get Ďem tiger! Grrrrrrr!"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Returning from TS2 in what pretty much looks like the same out fit. Boots,
[]headband, miniskirt, loop earrings and belt, and mid sleeve button up top
[]showing off cleavage and a slight bit of midriff.

{1. Standing with hips out and foot back
{2. Wiggles while fixing her top in front of chest
{3. "You, have great taste."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "The Khallos Express" on easy or
better

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Henchwoman
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   "The henchwomen asked Khallos for some concessions to Womanís Lib in the
   workplace like maybe a Sisterhood of Ultra Science. So he burnt their
   brassieres and got them some mini-dresses--heís very progressive."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Powder blue mini-dress, cap, stockings, and forearm covers, highlighted by
[]yellow boots and gloves. Some sort of backpack that straps across the chest
[]'X' style and of course we can't forget the stylish green visor.

{1. Standing towards the right
{2. Adjusts skirt
{3. "Does my butt look big in this?"

***Unlocked from start

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Elite Henchwoman
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   "Black rubber mini-dresses--Khallos is a genius."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Same as the regular Henchwoman, only the blue is replaced with black and
[]the green for red.

{1. Holds propped up silver surfboard, while almost slapping her hips
{2. Jumps on board and begins hovering in circles around the extents of the
{   area quickly
{3. "You got it."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "The Khallos Express" on normal or
better

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Henchman
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   "Things are definitely looking up for the henchmen since the Brotherhood
   of Ultra Science kicked off.  the introduction of a regular 
   Khallosthenics(TM) exercise program has upped fitness levels considerably.
   Now, with the additional female recruits and communal changing areas,
   they've never had it so good!"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Powder blue jumpsuit and cap with yellow gloves and boots, same backpack as
[]henchwoman, and green nightvision goggles.

{1. Standing in dramatic pose looking to the right with left arm and leg away
{   and right arm bent across chest
{2. Does a double take to the screen and begins stomping around in circles
{   waving arms up in the air and also rocking back and forth
{3. "You wanna see crazy? I'll show you crazy! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck
{   nyuck, nyuck."

***Unlocked from start

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Elite Henchman
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   "The black costumes are back and guess what? Yep, everyone wants one
   because theyíre so much hipper than powder blue. Well, everyone that is,
   apart fromthe guys who would rather be wearing the mini-dresses..."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Same as regular Henchman but replace the blue for black, the green for red,
[]and lose the cap.

{1. Moving in Capoeira like pose, stepping feet back and out, swinging arms
{   in and out while down low
{2. Does a couple of spin kicks, the second one in the air
{3. "Waaaahhh, hoo, tah, <more indiscernible martial atrs grunts> Hooooahh!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Melon Heist"

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Vlad the Installer
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   "Vlad is responsible for all of the technical systems around Khallos's
   base. More correctly, Vlad gets a slap when anything breaks down."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Powder blue shorts and vest over darker blue long sleeve shirt, white
[]gloves, yellow and brown kneepads, tool boot, belt, and yellow construction
[]helmet.

{1. Standing
{2. Coughs, bringing hand to mouth
{3. <coughs>

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match -"Big Game Hunt"

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Leonid
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   "You'd be surprised how many workmen it takes to run a secret base."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Same as Vlad, except fatter, has short sleeves, and wears protection
[]earmuffs with a clear visor.

{1. Leaning against a barrel
{2. Lifts barrel above head
{3. "Okay. <struggling grunts> Taahhh!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Commuting Will Kill You"

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Oleg
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   "Oleg only joined Khallos's organisation because of the excellent safety
   record. Now he wishes he'd stayed at the steel-mill across the road."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Same as Leonid, but black and not quite as bulky.

{1. Standing with arms out (generic pissed off strong guy stance)
{2. Flexes arms in in front of stomach (classic strong guy flexing pose)
{3. "I said, no ketchup!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "TSUG: TimeSplitters
Underground"

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Dr. Peabody
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   "Dr. Peabody has never quite been the same since he signed up for one
   of Nurse Gulag's intensive electrotherapy spa treatments."
 

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing with legs and arms bent, hands up in front of chest and
{   twitching
{2. Cowers back bringing hands in front of face, spins around with arms
{   flailing, cowers back with arms in front of face again trembling
{3. "Hehehehehee, heehee! Show me where to shoot, show me where to shoot!"

***How to unlock: Complete Amateur League with all gold or better

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Nurse Gulag
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   "Always a popular choice for flu jabs and yearly medicals amongst the
   Brotherhood of Ultra Science. Nurse Gulag is well respected for her
   strict, if somewhat unconventional, examination techniques."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]White long sleeve mini-dress and apron, nurse's cap, with dark gloves and
[]thigh high boots, and glasses.

{1. Standing towards the right, looking forward, with arms crossed over chest
{   and tapping foot
{2. Adjusts gloves and slaps hand against backside
{3. "Okay, this may make your eyes water. Bend over please. Uhh, you may find
{   this a, little uncomfortable."

***Unlocked from start

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The Deerhaunter
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   "Go on, just try tying this guy to the roof rack of your sports utility
   vehicle."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Well, he's got an oversized deer's head complete with mount and Mr. Ed
[]smile. I'll just go ahead and describe the rest of his body as corpse-like.
[]Oh, and he's got a couple of huge long hooks for hands.

{1. Humped over with all joints bent
{2. Bends back thrusting each arm into air and then stands crouched
{3. "The moose is loose!"

***Unlocked from start

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Carrion Carcass
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   "He may not be much to look at, but Carrion is a big hit with the ladies
   on account of being so well hung."

+Speed:       2
+Stamina:     8
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Headless skinned cow carcass with torso cut up the middle revealing organs.
[]Basically looks like it should be hanging on a meathook in some butcher's
[]shop or slaughterhouse.

{1. Lying on the floor lifeless
{2. Rises up quickly moving and facing away from screen, waves arms, swings
{   around and stands with leg out stomping feet up and down repeatedly while
{   rocking back and forth
{3. <evil sounding moos>

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Rare or Well-Done"

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Headsprouter
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   "My, Mr. Headsprouter, what big teeth you have?"

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Gray pants, no shirt, huge mouth with large sharp teeth for head,
[]exposed radius and ulna with just enough flesh at the end to attach a
[]couple of small hooks to. Yeah....

{1. Bent over with legs spread out and arms bouncing up and down
{2. Hops to the side and does a side flip
{3. <various growls and grunts>

***Unlocked from start

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Mr. Fleshcage
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   "Now that's got to sting a little. It's just not big or clever to have
   your flayed skin stretched taut on a wicker frame."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing lifelessly with arms swaying slightly
{2. Bends down, then stands up with arms stretched to sides
{3. "Sticks and stones - they are my bones!"

***How to unlock: Complete all Challenges with all bronze or better

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Clip Clamp
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   "Autopsy, schmaw-topsy""

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Zombie fellow identifiable by extra large stitch job up the front of the
[]torso, exposed bone and flesh on right arm, and really bad carpal tunnel
[]syndrome. He's also wearing blue pants and white socks if you care.

{1. Standing with feet pointing in, knees together, slightly humped over and
{   head bent back
{2. Collapses to the floor
{3. "Do I have red on me?"

***Unlocked from start

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Crispin
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   "Crispinís had one two many brushes with the flamethrower--even he canít
   remember what he used to look like..."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Everyone's favorite flaming zombie from TS2. He seems to be screaming about
[]something. Not quite sure what though.

{1. Lying lifeless on the floor (no flames)
{2. Stands up (flames appear while doing so)
{3. <zombie moan> "Burn, baby burn!"

***Unlocked from start

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Gideon Gout
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   "He's dead and he doesn't even know it."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing, swaying slightly
{2. Head rolls off, he kicks it up with his left leg then right leg before
{   continuously bouncing it on his neck and shoulders
{3. "<growls to the tune of football chant>, Zombie!"

***How to unlock: Complete Amateur League with all silver or better

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Daisy Dismay
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   "Daisy, Daisy, I'm half crazy - just from one look at you."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]My description coming in future updates.

***How to unlock: Complete all the Story levels (Co-op, any difficulty)

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Jed
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   "Jed's dead baby."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing waving baseball bat left and right
{2. Hits himself on the back of the head with the baseball bat and falls
{   forward
{3. "Ugh!" <sound of baseball bat dropping on floor>

***How to unlock: Complete all Challenges with all gold or better

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Arthur Aching
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   "Arthurís not really dead, he just thought it would be funny to pretend."

+Speed:       2
+Stamina:     8
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Generic looking zombing in bluish gray pants and short sleeve shirt with a
[]buzzed haircut.

{1. Standing with feet pointing in, knees together, slightly humped over and
{   head looking down
{2. Walks towards screen in classic zombie gait and falls over when close
{3. <growls> "Got any spare brains, buddy?"

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Mansion of Madness" (Easy)

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Gilbert Gastric
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   "eat brains... eat brains... eat brains..."

+Speed:       2
+Stamina:     8
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Generic fat and bald-headed zombie in brownish green pants and white
[]button-up short sleeve collared shirt. His mouth is a little bloody.

{1. Lying lifeless on the floor
{2. Stands up
{3. <zombie moan> "Brains."

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "The Catís Pajamas"

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Jo-Barf Creepy
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   "Gag me with a spoon."

+Speed:       8
+Stamina:     2
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Same as Jo-Beth Casey except the arm warmer is on the other arm, shirt
[] doesn't say "SLUT," no backpack, and of course she has a noseless face
[]with white eyes, elongated jaw and circular fanged mouth.

{1. Standing relaxed
{2. Begins dancing with hands out in front at first, then up in air
{3. "Shake your money maker!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "What Lies Below" on normal or better

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Gladstone
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   "You culled mílordí--Unflappable, unswerving, and thouroughly undead,
   Gladstone is the ideal manservant for the discerning gentleman."

+Speed:       2
+Stamina:     8
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Butler zombie in traditional black and white who seemed to have some sort
[]of mishap with his right arm.

{1. Standing with feet together and hands behind back
{2. Brings one hand forward to brush off chest
{3. "<censoring car alarm beep>--k'you up in a gangsta stylee."

***Unlocked from start

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Blanche Deadwood
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   "Proof that French polishing can give you a nasty splinter if you rub too
   vigorously."

+Speed:       2
+Stamina:     8
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Maid zombie in traditional outfit with a wooden stake sticking out of her
[]cleavage. And her left eye is a little bloody.

{1. Lying lifeless on the floor
{2. Stands up
{3. "[Braaaiiins.]"

***Unlocked from start

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Gaston Boucher
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   "His boudin blanc are to die for and his petit fours are murderously
   divine. Gaston considers himself a true master of the art of French 
   killing."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Fat butcher in white with a mean looking face and mustache, complete with
[]chef's hat and bloody apron. And his arms are a little bloody.

{1. Standing with arms out (generic pissed off strong guy stance)
{2. Flexes arms in in front of stomach (classic strong guy flexing pose)
{3. "One, blood bath stew, coming right up!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Mansion of Madness" (Normal)

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Dr. Lancet
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   "You'd be nervous to if you worked in the mansion."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing towards right with arms behind back, twitching
{2. Runs around in circles, and drops to floor spinning around on back in
{   circles
{3. "Time to unleash the asskickulator!" <Curly from 3 Stooges woo woo noise>

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "What Lies Below" on easy or better

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Dr. Pustule
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   "Physician, heal thyself!--Hmm, not much chance of that then."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Balding doctor zombie with crooked glasses in traditioanl white jacket and
[]dark pants. And his mouth is a little bloody. Alright I'll stop that now.

{1. Standing towards right with arms behind back, twitching
{2. Runs around in circles, and drops to floor spinning around on back in
{   circles
{3. "Nah! Time to unleash the asskickulator!"

***Unlocked from start

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Nurse Tourniquet
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   "An excellent first aider her bandages are always tight and restrictive."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Brunette nurse in classic, yet very revealing uniform. And I don't think
[]stockings are traditionally part of the uniform so I guess I'll mention
[]them. Oh, and she wears glasses.

{1. Standing with feet out pointing in, chest forward and hands out with
{   elbows in
{2. Hops up twice waving arms and legs, then stands to the left, bent with
{   backside and chest out, looking right with finger on lips and other hand
{   on knee
{3. "Oooh, uh-heh. Got any injuries? No? Want some?"

***Unlocked from start

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Nurse Sputum
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   "That uniform is going to need a low temperature biological wash--even
   then I'm sure that some of those stains still won't shift."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Zombie version of Nurse Tourniquet. Looks exactly the same, except bloody
[]all over. Can't quite wear those glasses the same either.

{1. Standing with feet out pointing in, chest forward and hands out with
{   elbows in
{2. Hops up twice waving arms and legs, then stands to the left, bent with
{   backside and chest out, looking right with finger on lips and other hand
{   on knee
{3. "Oooh, uh-heh. Got any injuries? No? Want some?"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Missile Bunker"

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Lenny Oldburn
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   "Proof, as if it were needed, that years of sticking your head inside the
   bass bins at heavy metal concerts will eventually take their toll."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Aging metalhead in shredded black pants and sleeveless shirt. Very Ozzy
[]like circular purple shades and long black hair. Also wears a bag full of
[]bones on his back and a number of armbands.


{1. Standing with foot and shoulder forward, holding a severed leg by the
{   bone in one hand
{2. Turns to side twirling leg into air, catches it and and swings back to
{   the right, arms and legs out
{3. "Rock and rooolllllll!"

***Unlocked from start

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Edwina
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   "Sheís more dangerous then she looks."

+Speed:       8
+Stamina:     2
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Young girl with long brown hair wearing red jumper over white long sleeve
[]shirt.


{1. Standing towards the right with head down and hands together
{2. Turns to the screen in scare pose then floats up into the air, bobbing up
{   and down and twitching
{3. "Waahhh! See you in Hell!"

***Unlocked from start

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Deadwina
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   "Go on, pick her--she needs the exorcise."

+Speed:       8
+Stamina:     2
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Undead version of Edwina highlighted by an extremely messed up face.

{1. Standing towards the right with head down and hands together
{2. Turns to the screen in scare pose then floats up into the air, bobbing up
{   and down and twitching
{3. "Waahhh! Do you see what your cunning daughter has done? My mother
{   sucks lollipops in Hell."

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "I Like Dead People"

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Brother Bartholomew
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   "The U-Genix research scientists try to sanitize the horrors of their
   twisted research by wearing designer smocks around the labs."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Bald and in all white, wearing a unique cult outfit with neck and arm
[]warmers, strap around the waist (not quite a belt), and the aforementioned
[]smock along with pants.

{1. Standing with shoulder back
{2. Pumps arm up into the air and back down
{3. "You got it!"

***Unlocked from start

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Sister Faith
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   "It took six months before Sister Faith could convince the other U-Genix
   scientists that girls like pulling the legs off spiders too. Six months,
   and a whole lot of spiders."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing with legs bent and together, chest out, elbows in and arms back
{2. Brings arms up slightly moving them left and right while raising and
{   dropping shoulders
{3. "I'm [???], think you can avoid me?"

***How to unlock: Complete Elite League with all silver or better

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Envirosuit
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   "Heís already sweated off 5 lbs running around in that suit this
   afternoon. The liquid has collected in his boots and his chiropodist is
   going to have to deal with some nasty chaffing."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Basic biological containment outfit. Bluish gray tone around.

{1. Standing
{2. Wipes visor
{3. "Hope I don't have an accident in here. Achoo! Oh, no."

***Unlocked from start

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Neophyte Lucian
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   "U-Genix office workers follow Crow's insane ravings with an almost
   fanatical fervour."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. In mantis position towards the right
{2. Kicks out one foot landing on the other, and then turns to the screen
{3. "Hooaahh! This ain't as easy as I thought it'd be!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Zone Central"

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Neophyte Constance
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   "Constance spends most of her expense budget on harispray."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Short haired blond wearing dark blue capris, light blue long sleeve work
[]shirt with yellow tie, gray blue skirt, and boots.

{1. Standing
{2. Bends over to tie shoe.
{3. "With you in a a sec."

***How to unlock: Complete Honorary League with all bronze or better

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Security
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   "Petty theft of pens or staplers from the U-Genix offices has been much
   reduced since Crow got these new security guys in."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Gnarly looking guy covered head to toe in dark blue with yellow highlights.
[]Outfit made up of tunic, pants, large gloves and boots, kneepads, straps
[]with satchels here and there, and gas mask.

{1. Standing with foot forward and out, arms out
{2. Brings arms together and then swings them out while stepping forward
{3. "Let's play."

***Unlocked from start

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Jack Sprocket
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   "From the humble RS232 interface lead to the latest X77 Nanotech
   multiplexer, Jack has all the answers. Although even he can never manage
   to buy the correct type of writeable DVD media."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Worker in yellow overalls with gray shirt underneath, gray and yellow
[]helmet, belt with satchel, and holster around one thigh.

{1. In mantis position towards the right
{2. Kicks out one foot landing on the other, and then turns to the screen
{3. "Hooaahh! This ain't as easy as I thought it'd be!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Breaking and Entering" on normal or
better

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Inceptor
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   "Cloned from genetic samples taken from catwalk models, the Inceptors are
   trained to kill and looked damn good while theyíre about it. They are 
   naturally bald and Crow likes nothing better than to caress their smooth 
   domes."
  

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Bald black male wearing a silver neck, jaw, and back of head cover. Dark
[]gray outfit featuring large boots with straps, loose arm cuffs giving way
[]to gloves, flaps hanging from hips, and backpack.

{1. Standing with gun in hands and across chest
{2. Steps and leans forward pointing gun at screen
{3. "Roger that sir."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Breaking and Entering" on easy or
better

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Inceptress
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   "Cloned from genetic samples taken from catwalk models, the Inceptress are
   trained to kill and looked damn good while theyíre about it. They are 
   naturally bald and Crow likes nothing better than to caress their smooth 
   domes."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Same as Inceptor, but white, and wearing outer thong instead of hip flaps.

{1. Turned away from screen with knees bent and hand on hips, slowly gyrating
{   backside
{2. Turns toward screen and steps back into regular stance
{3. "I may be shaved, but it don't mean things won't get hairy. "

***Unlocked from start

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The Freak
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   "An everyday story of genetic manipulation gone wrong--at least on the
   bright side heís resistant to most common crop diseases."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Looks a whole lot like the Hybrid Mutant from TS2. Basically his right half
[]looks like a human but his other half is mutated into something that I can
[]only try to explain: extra large mutated hand and foot and mutated face 
[]that's reminiscent of an octopus. Lastly, he's shirtless with gray pants.

{1. Standing low with feet spread and head twitching radically
{2. Throws arms up and slowly bring them back down
{3. <a woo that sound like a horse neigh>

***Unlocked from start

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Tin-Legs Tommy
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   "The U-Genix sponsored soup kitchen specializes in drugged minestrone and
   illicit amputations."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Balding old guy with robtic legs, tattered gray pants, and sleeveless brown
[]shirt.

{1. Humped over with kness together, feet pointed in and arm across stomach
{2. Coughs into other hand and falls forward onto knees and hand
{3. <coughs> "No. <coughs more> Not me!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Boxing Clever"

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SecuriDroid XP
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   "Donít make him angry, it makes his face go all red."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Skinny robot in nerdy security guard outfit, with tank track feet and
[]computer screen face.

{1. Standing with foot back and bat in hand
{2. Rolls forward (as in his tank track feet roll) with upper body dragging
{   behind and then slinging forward at stop
{3. <motor starting> "Okay, let's roll."

***Unlocked from start

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The General
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   "All the General ever really wanted was his own special robot to keep him
   company in those long, lonely nights..."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]White haired old guy in gray pants and short sleeve outfit, with gloves,
[]kneepads, and a type of battle vest strapped over shoulders complete with
[]satchels.

{1. Standing with legs spread and gun in hand at side
{2. Swings gun up so it's in both hands
{3. "Okay, let's go."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Time to Split" on easy or better

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Private Hicks
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   "A footsoldier in the battle against the TimeSplitters."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  6

[]Male in gray futurististic soldier outfit, featuring thick vest and helmet
[]with blue visor.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Stomps foot down bringing them together and puts arms at sides
{3. "Sir, yes sir!"

***Unlocked from start

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Private Jones
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   "A footsoldier in the battle against the TimeSplitters."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  6

[]Like Private Hicks but female.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Stomps foot down bringing them together and puts arms at sides
{3. "Yes sir!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Something to Crow About" on normal or
better

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Lazarus Mumble
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   "Lazarus excels at undercover operations. His cranial cap is resistant to
   Machine electro-interrogation techniques and his surgical lip-zip job
   almost eliminates the risk of inadvertent blabbing."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Large buff guy with spiked boots, black pants with thigh strap, green tank
[]top with thick collar, gray cap, stiched up mouth, and large mechanical
[]arms with robotic claw hands.

{1. Standing with arms out (generic pissed off strong guy stance)
{2. Flexes arms in in front of stomach (classic strong guy flexing pose)
{3. <grunts>

***Unlocked from start

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Mordecai Jones
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   "The brave leader of the rebel forces in their battle against the
   machines. Mordecai can proudly trace his ancestry of fighting injustice
   all the way back to the Wild West."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Black guy with shaved head in green pants, black shirt with yellow single
[]sleeve shirt over, strap with satchels coming over one shoulder and
[]down across the chest, large shoulder pad on side of left arm, and white
[]straps covering right forearm.

{1. Repeatedly wipes forehead
{2. Begins swatting at unseen bees
{3. <bees buzzing, grunts>

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Machine Wars" on easy or better

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Ghengis Kant
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   "A complicated young chap whose interests include transcendental analysis
   and driving his enemies before him. He has never lost a coffee house
   debate on account of his fondness for placing his opponents' heads on
   spikes."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Pale guy with robotic feet, brown pants with double thigh strap, spiked
[]green robotic left arm connected to strap across torso, and large device on
[]back that hooks up to the back of his bald head and comes around to cover
[]his nose.

{1. Crouched down with right limbs forwards and left ones back
{2. Does a sumo stomp forward and stands low with limbs out
{3. <high pitch grunt> "Time to kick some ass."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Machine Wars" on normal or better

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Angel Forge
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   "You can ask all you want--but, despite appearances, sheís not actually a
   real welder..."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Girl in blue pants with ripped green chaps covered in straps, odd looking
[]gray and yellow midriff tanktop, robotic claw for right arm, glove over
[]left, welder's mask, medium length blond hair and surgical like mask.

{1. Standing with hand on hip
{2. Slaps backside twice with other hand
{3. "Take a bite of this! It's a peach."

***Unlocked from start

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Prison Officer
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   "Fanatical Ultra Net security officers can get fast-track promotion if
   they have cybernetic implants - Jonas has been tipped for the top."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 2
+Fire Proof:  8

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing with hands behind back
{2. Looks at his left shoulder and wipes it before putting his hands behind
{   his back again
{3. "[Updating] objective, now online."

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Screw Loose"

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Lt. Black
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   "At the interview Miss Black said sheíd happily give her right arm to work
   for Ultra Net--Crow took her up on the offer and then went one better."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Female with long blond hair and robotic arms wearing black in long black
tunic, pants, boots, and beret.

{1. Standing arms akimbo
{2. Salutes and put arms at sides
{3. "I'll roger that!"

***Unlocked from start

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INSETICK SD/12
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   "The Machine Wars saw many fascinating technological developments. The
   INSETICK series of combat droids featured an innovative attachment for
   extracting stones from horsesí hooves."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 2
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Silver and black robot with skinny human like form, but with more of an
[]Alien shaped head featuring triple green lenses. Other highlights include
[]pointed hands, high protruding shoulders, and various parts jutting out the
[]back of his head and around the side of his jaw.

{1. Standing with all joints slightly bent forward, head completely down
{2. Stands up straight and plants foot down
{3. <mechanical sounds> "By your command."

***Unlocked from start

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INSETICK SD/10
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   "Identical to the INSETIK SD/12 model in all respects save the custom
   black paint job. Cheekily this was classed as an option in the catalogue
   and the manufacturers charged a hefty premium."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  8

{1. Standing with all joints slightly bent forward, head completely down
{2. Stands up straight and plants foot down
{3. <mechanical sounds> "[???]"


***How to unlock: Complete Elite League with all gold or better

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PROMETHEUS SD/7
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   "Heavy duty battledroids. Models produced after 2243 come with an
   electromagnetic shield installed as standard and a 12 months interest free
   credit package."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 2
+Fire Proof:  8


[]Large bulky humanistic robot with head similar to INSETICK SD/12. Also has
[]white smooth casings over robotic parts, but with black parts in between at
[]joints.

{1. Standing with all joints slightly bent forward, head completely down
{2. Stands up straight and plants foot down
{3. <beeps, boot up sound> "Surrender, or be destroyed."

***Unlocked from start

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PROMETHEUS SK/8
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   "The ever popular SK limited edition of the PROMETHEUS droid. Improved
   traction control means less embarassing falling over in laser firefights
   and the sports body kit with discrete 'Turbo Big Boy' badging is
   guaranteed to turn heads on any post apocalyptic urban battlefield."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 2
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Same as PROMETHEUS SD/7 but with yellow lenses and large cannon arms.	

{1. Standing with all joints slightly bent forward, head completely down
{2. Stands up straight and plants foot down
{3. <beeps, boot up sound> "Eliminate all humans."

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Virtual Brutality"

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GOLIATH SD/9
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   "Need to get killed? Call 0-800-GOLIATH--All killing, all the time."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 2
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Large gray robotic with fairly humanistic form, except for extra large
[]forward protruding head that looks like a battering ram. Also has robotic
[]claw hands.

{1. Standing towards the right with all joints bent, head completely down
{2. Stands upright stepping/turning forward, hand begin twirling
{3. <mechanical sounds>

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Something to Crow About" on easy or
better

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Med-Unit 6
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   "The Ultra Net robots thought life at the base was becoming too serious,
   so med-units were introduced to give the place a more jolly atmosphere."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 2
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Floating box shaped robot with six green lenses on front, arms, and what
[]actually might be super-mini useless legs hanging from the underside.

{1. Floating in air
{2. Spins around with arms out
{3. <variety of beeps>

***Unlocked from start

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Time Assassin
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   "Highly trained ruthless killers with a reckless disregard for the
   consequences of their temporal shenanigans. These guys would quite
   literally kill their own father, or grandfather...or any other ancestor
   really, they're not too fussy."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing low towards left with right limbs forward, left limbs back,
{   with sword in hand pointing and looking toward screen
{2. Slashes sword to the right, steps back and stands straight up
{3. "I'll slice you up."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "The Hooded Man" on normal or better

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Berserker Splitter
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   "He'll eat you before you even know he's there. That's how hard he is."

+Speed:       2
+Stamina:     8
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]White spltter marked by red bits of flesh here and there (particularly on
[]the hands and knees), large limbs, spiked bone coming out of his forearms,
[]flat spines going down his back, metal kneepads, and a mean looking face
[]with no eyes, large open mouth and spiked bone protruding forward from each
[]corner of his face.

{1. Kneeling down with one arm back and the other down, occasionally brings
{   the other arm and head down and thrusts body up
{2. Jumps up swinging each arm across chest then hops swinging one arm down
{3. <growls, hisses>

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "The Hooded Man" on easy or better

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Monkey
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   "Yep, its still a monkey"

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Typical cartoony brown monkey.

{1. Hops up and down waving arms out
{2. Does front flip, scratches armpits while hopping, stomps feet, jumps up
{   clicking heels, and continues repeating all but the flip
{3. <monkey sounds>

***Unlocked from start

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Cyborg Chimp
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   "Inevitable really."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Robocop looking chimp, but without the red in the visor.

{1. Standing towards the left
{2. Turns forward, banana pops out of thigh, he takes it and point it to the
{   right
{3. <monkey sounds, mechanical sounds>

***Unlocked from start

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Brains
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   "Aw bless, itís a little undead furry freak."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Zombie monkey missing the dome of his skull, exposing his brain.

{1. Standing with feet pointing in, knees together, slightly humped over and
{   head bent back
{2. Collapses to the floor
{3. <monkey sounds>

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Brain Drain"

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Ninja Monkey
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   "Trained in the deadly art of kick-ass."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Monkey in black ninja outfit, complete with mask covering all but eyes
[]and ears, white gloves and feet coverings, and sword strapped across back.

{1. Standing low towards left with right limbs forward, left limbs back,
{   with sword in hand pointing and looking toward screen
{2. Slashes sword to the right, steps back and stands straight up
{3. <monkey sounds, sword slash>

***Unlocked from start

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Renzo
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   "Someoneís got to go up front...may as well be the crazy one..."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Older soldier with gray mustache, pilot's cap, brown tactical vest, green
[]pants, boots, and short sleeve shirt.

{1. Standing relaxed
{2. Draws gun from behind back, points it towards screen, then blows at it
{   before lowering it again
{3. "Let's play."

***Unlocked from start

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Goddard
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   "Goddard always feels slightly put out that bot Renzo and Schmidt have a
   bit more characetr than him."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Soldier in all green with pants, coat, boots and cap.

{1. A fake cut-out of Cortez standing on a rock holding a gun is on screen
{2. Goddard drops down in front of cut-out, turns to it, and throws it off-
{   screen
{3. "Umph. Hey! You got the real deal right here baby."

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Come Hell or High Water"

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Schmidt
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   "Heís big, heís bad, he is your dad."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Shaved head soldier in greenish brown pants, boots, tank top, and quiver
[]on back straped across chest affixed with knife in sheath and grenade.

{1. Standing with feet spread, foot and shoulder forward and arms out
{2. Pumps arm down across torso and holds it there
{3. "That's a, grrrrreat choice!"

***Unlocked from start

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Jacque de la Morte
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   "Spring-heeled Jacque is back ad he's as mad as a hatter."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Back from TS2 looking pretty much the same. Bald with muttonchops, boots,
pants,and coat, all black except for whitecollar.

{1. Standing with foot and shoulder forward, holding a severed leg by the
{   bone in one hand
{2. Turns to side twirling leg into air, catches it and and swings back to
{   the right, arms and legs out
{3. "In France, we don't stop until the fat lady [means]."

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Vamping in Venice"

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Viola
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   "CENSORED"

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Back from TS2 wearing the same purple harlequin outfit.

{1. Standing
{2. Gets down low into martial arts like stance with feet spread and arms
{   back
{3. "Okay"

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Hart Attack"

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Mr. Underwood
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   "Mr. Underwood reckons the undead are a load of poppysticks and
   cockyfiddle, or should that be poppycock and fiddlesticks? Anyway, if they
   do exist they had better watch out for the business end of his shotgun."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Stuck in action figure packaging floating in air
{2. Quickly shakes and shoots forward towards screen knocking back and forth
{3. "I say, it's rather warm in here."

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Glimpse of Stocking"

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Sewer Zombie
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   "When he's not bobbing in the Parisian sewers he's equally at home
   floating down a Venetian canal."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]My description coming in future updates.

***How to unlock: Complete all Challenges with all silver or better

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Undead Priest
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   "Undead priests--an ecumenical conundrum."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Wearing the same dark hooded outfit from TS2, crucifix necklace and all.

{1. Stuck in action figure packaging floating in air
{2. Quickly shakes and shoots forward towards screen knocking back and forth
{   at it
{3. "I'm all steamed up."

***Unlocked from start

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Crypt Zombie
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   "Corpses had rested for centuries in the crypts of the great Venetian
   churches, until the evil magic of Jacque de la Morte raised them as
   flesh-eating zombies, ready to carry out his every demand. You canít fault
   him for sticking with a winning plan."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Generic naked corspse zombie, pale all around with no look of a real person
[]left.

{1. Lying lifeless on the floor
{2. Stands up.
{3. "Ohhh. Nooo."

***Unlocked from start

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Maiden
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   "Two years have gone by and sheís still innocent and pure--Iíve no idea
   how she manages it."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Same long blond hair with laurel headpiece and tattered white dress from
[]TS2. Nice little manicle on the right ankle, too.

{1. Standing with legs bent and together, chest out, elbows in and arms back
{2. Brings arms up slightly moving them left and right while raising and
{   and dropping shoulders
{3. "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?"

***Unlocked from start

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Changeling
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   "Looks like Maiden forgot to put her makeup on this morning..."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing towards the right with head down and hands together
{2. Turns to the screen in scare pose then floats up into the air, bobbing up
{   and down and twitching
{3. "Aarg! Uh- I'm gonna eat your flesh!" <grunts>

***How to unlock: Complete Honorary League with all gold or better

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The Cropolite
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   "A demon from another dimension, the Cropolite has been drawn to our world
   by the spacetime rift opened by the TimeSplitters."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Looks to be the same as his TS2 incarnation. That's double claw hands,
[]hooved feet, straps with tusks over the face, and I'll just say white and
[]brown to sum the rest of him up for those that didn't play TS2.

{1. Kneeling down with one arm back and the other down, occasionally brings
{   the other arm and head down and thrusts body up
{2. Jumps up swinging each arm across chest then hops swinging one arm down
{3. <growls>

***Unlocked from start

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Jared Slim
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   "Jared's recently packed in the callous murdering. Nowadays he just stays
   at home and plays Texas Holden on-line against bored housewives. He
   usually loses."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "The Dead, the Bad, and the
Silly"

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Venus
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   "Venus always keeps her shooters loaded and ready for action."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Back from TS2 but in a different outfit. White low cut shirt tied at the
[]bottom to reveal midriff, short blue shorts, and white gloves and boots.
[]Still as ridiculously large breasted as ever.

{1. Standing with legs bent and together, shaking breasts first with hands
{   together and then with arms out, rocking head inbetween
{2. Drops to a squat spreading out knees with hands on them, spins 180 and 
{   then begins thrusting backside at screen before spinning back around to
{   rock back and forth while clapping hands
{3. "Howdy cowboy. I'm hot. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just
{   happy to see me. You can keep your hat on."

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Bag Slag"

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Chastity
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   "The chic cyberpunk crimebuster returns."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Another untouched return from TS2. Overalls, long-sleeve netted top over
[]white halter top, gloves, and of course, headphones.

{1. Turned away from screen with knees bent and hand on hips, slowly gyrating
{   backside
{2. Turns toward screen and steps back into regular stance
{3. "Come get some."

***Unlocked from start

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Ghost
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   "Still a cyberjock, still hacking the matrix, still unsure exactly of what
   that means."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Also returning from TS2 in the same outfit, that being of gray pants and
[]vest, gloves, armbands, and skull necklace.

{1. Stands with limbs out and shoulder forward
{2. Steps forward bringing arms together then back out into martial arts like
{   stance
{3. "Abunai watashi wa ninja!"

***Unlocked from start

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The Master
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   "Nobody has managed to work out how he reconciles a philosophy of non-
   violence while carrying large automatic weapons but they're sure that he
   has a clever and well considered explanation."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Same as TS2. Bald with white beard, orange jacket, white pants, and bola 
[]necklace. 

{1/2. Same as Ghengis Kant
{3. "[Kaiyouken]!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Divine Immolation"

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Riot Officer
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   "The NeoTokyo Riot Squad are rigorously trained, acting in all situations
   to control disturbances with an iron fist."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  6

[]Same generic black riot officer uniform and helmet with "POLICE" written
[]across the chest.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Stomps foot down bringing them together and puts arms at sides
{3. "Sir!"

***Unlocked from start

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Mischief
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   "If she asks you round to the back of the coconut shy to pull some salt
   water taffy--just say no."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]The female clown from TS2. Same red hair and painted face, yellow shirt,
[]purple overalls with large flower lapel, red and white stockings, and
[]boots.

{1. Standing
{2. Gets down low into martial arts like stance with feet spread and arms
{   back
{3. <drum roll> "You got it."

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Brass Monkey"

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Mr. Giggles
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Mister Giggles stumbled into a small English village when he was just a
   boy. Although he was adopted by a loving family, he was never truly happy
   until he ate them and joined the circus."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]The larger of the freak clowns from TS2, in white short sleeve button-up
[]shirt with short black tie and purplish brown shorts. Same big red nose,
[]lizard eyes, and vicious fanged mouth.

{1. Standing with legs and arms bent, hands up in front of chest and
{   twitching
{2. Cowers back bringing hands in front of face, spins around with arms
{   flailing, cowers back with arms in front of face again trembling
{3. <maniacal laughing throughout> "Mr. Giggles, wanna see my pocket?" 
{   <repeats>

***Unlocked from start

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Leo Krupps
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

   "Leo was once the circus lion tamer. But over the years he adopted more 
   and more of his lions' characteristics until one morning he was found 
   alone in the lions' cage, roaring and dribbling. He has lived as a lion 
   ever since."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Yet another TS2 return. Man wearing lion's head and all fur outfit complete
[]with clawed hands and feet.

{1. Crouched down with right limbs forwards and left ones back
{2. Does a sumo stomp forward and stands low with limbs out
{3. "Grrrrreat choice!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Rumble in the Jungle"

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Stumpy
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   "When Stumpy grows up he wants to be taller."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing
{2. Coughs, bringing hand to mouth
{3. <horn noise> <coughs>

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Front Loaded"

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Bear
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   "Not like that, just like that--he ainít never gonna do it without the fez
   on."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Brown bear in red vest, back from TS2.

{1. Crouched down with one arm bent and the other down
{2. Brings other arm down then stands up swatting with each arm, squats again
{3. <bear growls>

***Unlocked from start

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Kypriss
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   "The experts are still out on this one."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Last of the circus theme returns from TS2. This one in white and gold belly
[]dancer pants and headress, with blue skin and six arms--two of them
[]conveniently covering her otherwise bare breasts.

{1. Continually steps towards the screen and away again
{2. Rocks head left then right while slighlty crouching down then back up
{3. "Six arms are better than two."

***Unlocked from start

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Stone Golem
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   "The secretís out--he keeps his tiny stones in his little sack."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  8

[]The big buff cut from stone guy from TS2. Red eyes and pouch around the
[]waist still present.

{1. Standing with arms out (generic pissed off strong guy stance)
{2. Flexes arms in in front of stomach (classic strong guy flexing pose)
{3. <grunts>

***Unlocked from start

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Aztec Warrior
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   "Modeling the latest in heavy gold jewelery, nose piercing, pudding bowl
   haircut, and high performance athletic support, this guy cuts a mean dash
   through any tropical rainforest. Heís not so keen on prickly thickets
   though!"

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Native guy from TS2 in loincloth featuring everything mentioned in his
[]gallery description written above.

{1. Trapped in action figure packaging hitting at plastic
{2. Rocks body back and forth against packaging, then hits at it again
{3. "I'm totally poseable. Bend me in any direction."

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Avec le Brique"

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High Priest
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   "Yeah? Well this guy thinks you look pretty strange too!"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Back from TS2. Wearing white skirt like cloth, bed ankle and wrist bands,
[]yellow and green shoulder piece, and totem pole style mask.

{1. A fake cut-out of Cortez standing on a rock holding a gun is on screen
{2. Priest drops down in front of cut-out, turns to it, and throws it off-
{   screen.
{3. "Umph. You got real deal right here, baby boy."

***Unlocked from start

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Dinosaur
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   "Go on, rip it up, you extinct shakey-saurus thing you1"

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]The human-size green T-Rex from TS2.

{1. Flailing around crazily with head bent back
{2. Steps back lowering head for roar and then begins flailing again
{3. <roars>

***Unlocked from start

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Braces
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   "Looks like Braces got the last laugh - I don't see Big Tony in this
   game."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Doing that Russian squatting dance with his arms crossed
{2. Does the kick out/arms out part of the aformentioned dance
{3. "[Hooplah, hotah! Hyoot! Ha, hyoot!]"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Old Blaggers"

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Handyman
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   "Give it up people! Letís welcome him back with a big hand? Oh, ok then,
   letís not."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Still the same hand for head, forearm for body, matchsticks for limbs
[]character from TS2. 

{1. Standing in dramatic pose looking to the right with left arm and leg away
{   and right arm bent across chest
{2. Does a double take to the screen and begins stomping around in circles
{3. "I am the glovenor. Pick me, I'm quite handy."

***Unlocked from start

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Candi Skyler
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   "She's still got a cute butt and she's just been promoted to fleet
   command. Surely there's no connection?"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing with legs bent and together, chest out, elbows in and arms back
{2. Brings arms up slightly moving them left and right while raising and
{   dropping shoulders
{3. "I'm Candi - fly me! Hold on tight, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Screw Loose"

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R One-Oh-Seven
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   "A few deranged zealots were drawn to the Machine Wars. Poor Robert
   One-Oh-Seven is under the delusion that he is a carefully constructed 
   robot sent to save the world from evil."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]Same derranged guy from TS2 wearing poorly made cardboard box robot outfit.

{1. Standing with all joints slightly bent forward, head completely down
{2. Stands up straight and plants foot down
{3. "Doot-doot. <vibrate sound> I am your servant. I am your worker."

***Unlocked from start

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Calamari
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   "Thereís a difference of opinion here--the Chinese Chef favours a sweet 
   and sour sauce whilst the Gaston Butcher suggests pan frying with chorizo.
   Calamari says theyíll have to prise the gun out of his cold dead 
   tentacles."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Squid guy from TS2. Large squid head with arms and legs hanging from
[]underneath like tentacles.

{1. Standing with legs bent and together
{2. Spins around in air with limbs out
{3. "Someone's pinched me winkles."

***Unlocked from start

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Corporal Hart
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   "Cortez's old sidekick. Who knows, if she hadn't caught one in the kisser
   back in TimeSplitters2 she might still be around, Oh, I see, you've
   completed the story game so the TimeSplitters never existed and she didn't
   die. Well, how come there's a selectable TimeSplitter character then?"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]The red headed TS2 female lead in same dark futuristic battle uniform with
[]pads and straps everywhere. And of course she's still got the metal half
[]face mask.

{1. Standing with gun in hands pointed down
{2. Leans forward, lowers gun to side and points hand forward 
{3. "Locked, cocked and ready to roll."

***How to unlock: Beat the Story level "Future Perfect" on normal or better

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Badass Cyborg
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   "He's still the leanest, the meanest and the baddass machine-est!"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]A TS classic, maybe looking a little skinnier this time around, but with
[]the same twisted orange mechanics on arms and face.

{1. Standing with arms out (generic pissed off strong guy stance)
{2. Flexes arms in in front of stomach (classic strong guy flexing pose)
{3. <mechanical sounds>

***How to unlock: Beat the Challenge "Balls of Steel"

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Snowman
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   "Brought to life by a child's wish, the Fling Snowman traverses time in
   search of death or glory--and maybe some legs too."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]The TS2 snowman, still floating on his magic carpet.

{1. Floating in air
{2. Spins around with arms out
{3. "I'm walking on air."

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Dam Cold Out Here!"

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Robofish
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   "Goldfish boy rides again!"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  8

[]Your classic golfish bowl for head robot making his third appearance.

{1. Standing in dramatic pose looking to the right with left arm and leg away
{   and right arm bent across chest
{2. Does a double take to the screen and begins stomping around in circles
{3. "You're going down! I'm gonna bust your head wide open!"

***Unlocked from start

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Chinese Chef
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   "The undisputed master of dim sum and char sui returns!"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. In mantis position towards the right
{2. Kicks out one foot landing on the other, and then turns to the screen
{3. "Wooahh!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Ninja Garden"

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Gingerbread Man
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   "Run, run as fast as you can--shotgun in hand itís the Gingerbread Man."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]The oversized gingerbread man from the past TS games.

{1. Standing in dramatic pose looking to the right with left arm and leg away
{   and right arm bent across chest
{2. Does a double take to the screen and begins stomping around in circles
{3. "Bite my crunchy brown ass."

***Unlocked from start

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Duckman Drake
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   "Heís quack and heís back! Again!"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]The oversized duck man from the past TS games.

{1. Stands with limbs out and shoulder forward
{2. Steps forward bringing arms together then back out into martial arts like
{   stance
{3. <quacks>

***Unlocked from start

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Koozer Mox
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   "After the Meezor Mox and Ozor Mox battled each other to extinction, the
   Koozor Mox (who were, to be fair, playing a waiting game) took over."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]A blue version of the octopus headed aliens, in black and silver uniform.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Stomps foot down bringing them together and puts arms at sides
{3. "Just show me where to shoot."

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "A Pox of Mox"

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Teeth Mummy
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   "Well at least theyíll be able to identify him from dental records."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]It's a mummy with teeth, from the origial TS.

{1. A sarcophagus floats in the air
{2. The sarcophagus turns around revelaing Teeth Mummy inside, who walks
{   forward and then pumps arms down and back
{3. <growls> "I'm the mummy now."

***Unlocked from start

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Captain Ed Shivers
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   "It's a hard life being a pirate, Ed is always having to beat off other
   seamen who are trying to get hold of his jewels and pieces of eight."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5 
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Pirate in black and gray typical pirate garb, with black beard, peg leg,
[]parrot on the shoulder, and sword at waist.

{1. Standing with foot back holding a large anchor in hands
{2. Steps forward lifting up anchor then planting it down, steps foot onto
{   anchor and pumps arm across body
{3. "Kizarrrr. I'll crush ye barnacles. Kiss me beard."

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Pirate Gold"

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Gretel
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   "3rd generation incarnation of the original metal femme fatale."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]The female robot making her third appearance, but this time in modern black
[]pants, white hooded halter top with the number thirteen outlined in red on
[]the chest, and red gloves.

{1. Standing with leg and hips out
{2. Shifts to the side and crosses arms, taps foot
{3. "With a bit of lubrication, I'm ready for anything."

***Unlocked from start

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Arial DaVinci
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   "Balsa wood, PVA adhesive, twine and too much spare time."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Seems to be a spinoff of Cyberfairy from TS2. Dark orange long sleeve top
[]which doesn't manage to cover any of her breasts (that is accomplished by
[]a couple of hanging white straps), white surgical like mask, and white 
[]g-string connected in the back to wooden wings.

{1. Standing with legs bent and together, shaking breasts first with hands
{   together and then with arms out, rocking head inbetween
{2. Drops to a squat spreading out knees with hands on them, spins 180 and 
{   then begins thrusting backside at screen before spinning back around to
{   rock back and forth while clapping hands
{3. "You want it, come get it. <breathes in> Oh...ooooh-ummmm...uhhh."

***Unlocked from start

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Dozer
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   "What is it? Don't ask me..."

+Speed:       4
+Stamina:     6
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]Fat zombie-like bald headed guy with nothing below the waist--literally,
[]he's just a floating upper body wearing nothing.

{1. Floating
{2. Shakes belky with elbows bent and out, looking down
{3. "Hey! I'm havin' a break here!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Lip Up Fatty"

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Sheriff Skullface
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   "Upholding the law isnít easy when youíre dead. No one takes you
   seriously."

+Speed:       6
+Stamina:     4
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  6

[]A skeleton in black pants and vest with badge, holsters, red bandana, and
[]black cowboy hat. And he's smoking something.

{1. Standing with arms behind back
{2. Stomps foot down bringing them together and puts arms at sides
{3. "Hey! You got it! Let's play!"

***Unlocked from start

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The Shoal
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   "Eat krill... eat krill... eat krill..."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]A floating school of fish, save for the miniature whale wearing a mini top
[]hat and smoking a pipe in the middle. Most the fish are yellow and small,
[]save for a few larger yellow ones, and a larger gray one.

{1. Floating
{2. Larger fish circle around the whale
{3. "Tonight, you sleep with the fishies."

***Unlocked from start

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Hans
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   "Everyone's favourite headshot"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  2

[]An out of shape guy with freakishly large bald head, wearing nothing but a
[]pair of underwear, boots, and some kind of bra-like support for his man-
[]breasts which actually hang out of the support.

{1. Standing with arms out (generic pissed off strong guy stance)
{2. Flexes arms in in front of stomach (classic strong guy flexing pose)
{3. "Heeyyy. Wanna be in my gang?"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Freak Unique"

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Mr. Socky
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   "Normally, just an ordinary sock, when things get rough he turns into... 
   Mr. Socky, the Psychotic Sock-Monster!"

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 8
+Fire Proof:  2

[]My description coming in future updates.

{1. Standing with arms out (generic pissed off strong guy stance)
{2. Flexes arms in front of stomach (classic strong guy flexing pose)
{3. "My friends call me spoony legs!"

***How to unlock: Beat the Arcade League match "Sock it to them"

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Lt. Christine Malone
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   "Lt. Maloneís impeccable arrest record is enough to make her chest swell
   with pride."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]One of the other few returns from the origianl TS that didn't make it into
[]TS2, only this time she's got cleavage to rival Venus's and an officer's
[]hat and nightstick to complete her uniform.

{1. Standing with legs bent and together, shaking breasts first with hands
{   together and then with arms out, rocking head inbetween
{2. Drops to a squat spreading out knees with hands on them, spins 180 and 
{   then begins thrusting backside at screen before spinning back around to
{   rock back and forth while clapping hands
{3. "Now you see me, un, deux, trois, let's get down to it in the squad car."


***Unlocked from start

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Eli Scrubs
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   "Bipedal tractors are the latest must-have accessory for the
   cactusman-about-town."

+Speed:       5
+Stamina:     5
+Shock Proof: 5
+Fire Proof:  5

[]It's a cactus with robotic legs wearing blue trucker hat and white tank top
[]with a cig hanging out of his mouth.

{1. Standing with arms out (generic pissed off strong guy stance)
{2. Flexes arms in in front of stomach (classic strong guy flexing pose)
{3. "Suh-weeeet as moonshine!"

***Unlocked from start


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                           [IV] Stats Breakdown
=============================================================================

Stats are for speed, stamina, shock proof, and fire proof and are ranked 1-8.

Most characters have fives across the board for their stats, but there's some
that don't which you'll find listed here, in order of highest to lowest. Most
characters' stats also add up to twenty, however there are some that aren't
as balanced (read: don't add up to twenty) which I'll also make note of here.

However, just because a character's total stat points don't add up to twenty
doesn't mean that you should avoid using them. The stats for each character's
speed and stamina ranks all add up to ten, so the imbalance comes from the
shock and fire proof stats, both of which only come into play depending on
what weapons you're using. So you should really only avoid using characters
with bad fire proof ratings when playing with a weapon like the flamethrower
or flare, and similary avoid using characters with bad shock proof ratings
when playing with a weapon like the electrotool.

And with that said, here's the breakdowns:

------------------------------
       (i) Speed Ranks
------------------------------

8-Deadwina
8-Edwina
8-Jo-Barf Creepy

6-Amy Chen
6-Arial DaVinci
6-Aztec Warrior
6-Brains
6-Cyborg Chimp
6-Dr. Amy
6-Elite Henchwoman
6-Jacob Crow
6-Jungle Queen
6-Headsprouter
6-INSETICK SD/10
6-Monkey
6-Mr. Fleshcage
6-Ninja Monkey 
6-Private Jones
6-Sewer Zombie
6-Sheriff Skullface
6-Viola

5-All other characters

4-Bear
4-Daisy Dismay
4-Deep Diver
4-Dinosaur
4-Dozer
4-Dr. Pustule
4-Envirosuit
4-Gaston Butcher
4-Gideon Gout
4-GOLIATH SD/9
4-Khallos
4-Jed
4-Jim Smith
4-John Smith
4-Lazarus Mumble
4-Lenny Oldburn
4-Mad Old Crow
4-Mr. Underwood
4-PROMETHEUS SD/7
4-PROMETHEUS SK/8
4-Robot Louis Stevenson
4-Security
4-Stone Golem
4-Tin-Legs Tommy

2-Arthur Aching
2-Berserker Splitter
2-Blanche Deadwood
2-Carrion Carcass
2-Gilbert Gastric
2-Gladstone

------------------------------
     (ii) Stamina Ranks
------------------------------

8-Arthur Aching
8-Berserker Splitter
8-Blanche Deadwood
8-Carrion Carcass
8-Gilbert Gastric
8-Gladstone

6-Bear
6-Daisy Dismay
6-Deep Diver
6-Dinosaur
6-Dozer
6-Dr. Pustule
6-Envirosuit
6-Gaston Butcher
6-Gideon Gout
6-GOLIATH SD/9
6-Jed
6-Jim Smith
6-John Smith
6-Khallos
6-Lazarus Mumble
6-Lenny Oldburn
6-Mad Old Crow
6-Mr. Underwood
6-PROMETHEUS SD/7
6-PROMETHEUS SK/8
6-Robot Louis Stevenson
6-Security
6-Stone Golem
6-Tin-Legs Tommy

5-All other characters

4-Aztec Warrior
4-Amy Chen
4-Arial DaVinci
4-Brains
4-Cyborg Chimp
4-Dr. Amy
4-Elite Henchwoman
4-Headsprouter
4-INSETICK SD/10
4-Jacob Crow
4-Jungle Queen
4-Mr. Fleshcage
4-Monkey
4-Ninja Monkey
4-Private Jones
4-Sewer Zombie
4-Sheriff Skullface
4-Viola

2-Deadwina
2-Edwina
2-Jo-Barf Creepy

------------------------------
   (iii) Shock Proof Ranks
------------------------------

8-Arthur Aching
8-Blanche Deadwood
8-Carrion Carcass
8-Clip Clamp
8-Gideon Gout
8-Gilbert Gastric
8-Gladstone
8-Gingerbread Man
8-Mr. Fleshcage
8-Mr. Socky
8-Nurse Sputum
8-Stone Golem
8-Teeth Mummy

5-All other characters

2-GOLIATH SD/9
2-INSETICK SD/12
2-Med-Unit
2-Prison Officer
2-PROMETHEUS SD/7
2-PROMETHEUS SK/8

------------------------------
    (iv) Fire Proof Ranks
------------------------------

8-Crispin
8-GOLIATH SD/9
8-INSETICK SD/10
8-INSETICK SD/12
8-Jacob Crow
8-Mad Old Crow
8-Med-Unit
8-PROMETHEUS SD/7
8-PROMETHEUS SK/8
8-R-110
8-Robofish
8-Robot Louis Stevenson
8-Prison Officer
8-SecuriDroid XP
8-Stone Golem
8-Victorian Crow

6-Private Hicks 
6-Private Jones
6-Riot Officer
6-Sheriff Skullface
6-Warrant Officer Keely

5-All other characters

2-Arthur Aching
2-Aztec Warrior
2-Bear
2-Blanche Deadwood
2-Carrion Carcass
2-Clip Clamp
2-Crypt Zombie
2-Daisy Dismay
2-Deerhaunter
2-Dr. Lancet
2-Dr. Pustule
2-Duckman Drake
2-Gideon Gout
2-Gilbert Gastric
2-Gingerbread Man
2-Gladstone
2-Hans
2-Headspouter
2-Jed
2-Jungle Queen
2-Leo Krupps
2-Mr. Fleshcage
2-Mr. Socky
2-Nurse Sputum
2-R One-Oh-Seven
2-Sewer Zombie
2-Snowman
2-Teeth Mummy
2-The Shoal
2-Undead Priest

------------------------------
  (v) Total Points Ranks
------------------------------
 
26-Stone Golem

23-Crispin
23-INSETICK SD/10
23-Jacob Crow
23-Mad Old Crow
23-R-110
23-Robofish
23-Robot Louis Stevenson
23-SecuriDroid XP
23-Victorian Crow

21-Private Hicks
21-Private Jones
21-Riot Officer
21-Sheriff Skullface
21-Warrant Officer Keely

20-All other characters

17-Aztec Warrior
17-Bear
17-Crypt Zombie
17-Daisy Dismay
17-Deerhaunter
17-Dr. Lancet
17-Dr. Pustule
17-Duckman Drake
17-Hans
17-Headsprouter
17-Jed
17-Jungle Queen
17-Leo Krupps
17-R One-Oh-Seven
17-The Shoal
17-Sewer Zombie
17-Snowman
17-Undead Priest

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                             [V] Unlock List
=============================================================================

Beating a story level on a harder difficulty will also unlock characters that
could be unlocked on that level on an easier difficulty.

As for Arcade League and the Challenges, you only need to get a bronze in
order to unlock a character from a specific match or challenge. And like with
the Story levels, if it says you need to get all of a certain medal in a
particular set, getting better medals will qualify as well.

Character              Game Mode     Level/Match/Challenge
---------              ---------     ---------------------
Anya                   Story         "Time to Split" (Normal)
Arthur Aching          Story         "Mansion of Madness" (Easy)
Aztec Warrior          Challenge     "Avec le Brique"
Badass Cyborg          Challenge     "Balls of Steel"
Berserker Splitter     Story         "The Hooded Man" (Easy)
Booty Guard            Arcade        "Zany Zeppelin"
Braces                 Arcade        "Old Blaggers"
Brains                 Challenge     "Brain Drain"
Candi Skyler           Arcade        "Screw Loose"
Captain Ed Shivers     Arcade        "Pirate Gold"
Carrion Carcass        Challenge     "Rare or Well-Done"
Changeling             Arcade        All golds in Honorary League
Chinese Chef           Arcade        "Ninja Garden"
Comrade Papadov        Challenge     "Lap it Up"
Corporal Hart          Story         "Future Perfect" (Normal)
Daisy Dismay           Story         All levels on co-op (any difficulty)
Deadwina               Arcade        "I Like Dead People"
Deep Diver             Arcade        "Oh Shoal-o-mio"
Dozer                  Arcade        "Lip Up Fatty"
Dr. Amy                Story         "You Genius, U-Genix" (Easy)
Dr. Cortez             Story         "You Genius, U-Genix" (Normal)
Dr. Lancet             Story         "What Lies Below" (Easy)
Dr. Peabody            Arcade        All golds in Amateur League
Elite Henchman         Challenge     "Melon Heist"
Elite Henchwoman       Story         "The Khallos Express" (Normal)
Fergal Stack           Arcade        All bronzes in Amateur League
Gaston Boucher         Story         "Mansion of Madness" (Normal)
The General            Story         "Time to Split" (Easy)
Ghengis Kant           Story         "Machine Wars" (Normal)
Gideon Gout            Arcade        All silvers in Amateur League
Gilbert Gastric        Challenge     "The Catís Pajamas"
Goddard                Challenge     "Come Hell or High Water"
GOLIATH SD/9           Story         "Something to Crow About" (Easy)
Hans                   Arcade        "Freak Unique"
Henchman Cortez        Story         "The Russian Connection" (Normal)
Inceptor               Story         "Breaking and Entering" (Easy)
INSETICK SD/10         Arcade        All golds in Elite League
Jack Sprocket          Story         "Breaking and Entering" (Normal)
Jacob Crow             Story         "Future Perfect" (Easy)
Jacque de la Morte     Arcade        "Vamping in Venice"
Jared Slim             Arcade        "The Dead, the Bad, and the Silly"
Jed                    Challenge     Gold for all Challenges
Jim Smith              Story         All levels on co-op (any difficulty)
Jo-Barf Creepy         Story         "What Lies Below" (Normal)
Jungle Queen           Story         "Scotland the Brave" (Easy)
Karma Crow             Story         "Future Perfect" (Hard)
Kitten Celeste         Story         "The Khallos Express" (Easy)
Koozer Mox             Arcade        "A Pox of Mox"
Leo Krupps             Arcade        "Rumble in the Jungle"
Leonid                 Arcade        "Commuting Will Kill You"
Mad Old Crow           Story         "Future Perfect" (Easy)
The Master             Arcade        "Divine Immolation"
Mischief               Challenge     "Brass Monkey"
Mordecai Jones         Story         "Machine Wars" (Easy)
Mr. Fleshcage          Challenge     Bronze for all challenges
Mr. Socky              Arcade        "Sock it to Them"
Mr. Underwood          Challenge     "Glimpse of Stocking"
Neophyte Constance     Arcade        All bronzes in Honorary League
Neophyte Lucian        Arcade        "Zone Central"
Nobby Peters           Challenge     "Toy Soldiers"
Nurse Sputum           Arcade        "Missile Bunker"
Oleg                   Arcade        "TSUG: TimeSplitters Underground"
Prison Officer         Arcade        "Screw Loose"
Private Jones          Story         "Something to Crow About" (Normal)
PROMETHEUS SK/8        Arcade        "Virtual Brutality"
Pulov Yuran            Challenge     "Plainly off his Rocker"
Robot Louis Stevenson  Story         "You Take the High Road" (Easy)
Sapper Johnson         Challenge     "Sammy Hammy Namby Pamby"
Sewer Zombie           Challenge     Silver for all Challenges
Sister Faith           Arcade        All silvers in Elite League
Snowman                Arcade        "Dam Cold Out Here!"
Stumpy                 Arcade        "Front Loaded"
Swinging Tipper        Story         "The Russian Connection" (Easy)
Time Assassin          Story         "The Hooded Man" (Normal)
Time Assassin Cortez   Story         "You Take the High Road" (Normal)
Tin-Legs Tommy         Challenge     "Boxing Clever"
Tommy Jenkins          Arcade        All bronzes in Elite League
Warrant Officer Cain   Story         "Scotland the Brave" (Normal)
Warrant Officer Keely  Arcade        All silvers in Honorary League
Venus                  Arcade        "Bag Slag"
Victorian Crow         Story         "Future Perfect" (Normal)
Viola                  Challenge     "Hart Attack"
Vlad the Installer     Arcade        "Big Game Hunt"



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                               [VI] Thanks
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Thanks go out to the following people for the following reasons:

Insomniac83
-for giving me the complete list of characters

Maurith
-for giving me the gallery descriptions/animations/quotes/ for about the last
 dozen or so characters I was missing, along with correcting some existing
 quotes

Sharing Is Caring,
M32atDon,
Super Tails 3000 
nuclearpowa1,
chill 02, 
KirbySSB, and
Wolverine78
-for correcting a variety of mistakes and/or filling in holes from my
 preliminary unlock list that I posted on the GameFAQs board

Will22,
DeadManSleeping,
Rudiger,
ChairMaster666, and
elementalbeing
-for giving me some of the character stats and/or gallery descriptions I was
 missing

MentalBakura,
mattman0101,
Sam Sengir,
Hyttinen Joonas,
Lennart Fraikin,
Lucy Leong,
Mathieu Leconte,
Jordan Kersten, and
Kyushu
-for helping with the missing/unclear/wrong character quotes

WartyX,
Alienfreak497,
Valtos FLAWLESS
matt quillen, 
Lord Dracmus, and 
Timothy Hann
-for correcting some mistakes I made

Ben Newman,
Jake Gumbleton,
Nick Carver,
Mark O'Kane, and
Stephen Davison
-for creating all the awesome characters in this game

Hopefully I didn't miss anyone.

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                            [VII] Outgoing Words
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And that's it. For now at least. If anyone would like to inform me of a
mistake (even spelling) or make a suggestion as to what else I should include
in this FAQ, go ahead and e-mail me at Freak0@IGNMail.com. I'd greatly
appreciate any help and will make sure to credit you in the Thanks section.

In regards to suggestions, I've completely scrapped the poll idea that was
mentioned here earlier, and the only remaining item that I am still planning
on including is a list of the levels, arcade matches, and challenges where
the characters can be found. So don't suggest those.

And in regards to the mistakes or anything I missed, please don't send in
something about one of my character descriptions saying I forgot to mention
the strap on a character's boot or something like that. Those descriptions
are there for the purpose of helping people identify a character they may
have seen in the game, but have yet to unlock and don't know their name. I
wasn't trying to give incredibly detailed descriptions of the characters,
even though it might seem like it with some of them.

And I'd just like to take this moment to say that I would greatly appreciate
people contributing any of the missing items at this point. I'm not the most
skilled gamer, so it'll probably take me a while to unlock the rest of the
characters, particularly the ones that require golds or silvers on all arcade
and challenge.

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                                [VIII] Legal
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This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal,
private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed
publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other
web site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a
violation of copyright.

All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their
respective trademark and copyright holders.

Copyright 2005 Richard Rodrigues