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                        WALKTHROUGH FOR THE PC OR XBOX
    
    
    PC Walkthrough Version 2.5
    April 2008
    E-mail: randym1375@yahoo.com
    
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    This document is Copyrighted by Randy Murtha October 2007 and may not
    be reproduced in part or in full without the written consent of the
    author. Nor shall this be posted on a website or printed in a magazine
    without my consent.  All Rights Reserved.
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    * TABLE OF CONTENTS *
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       Legal Notice
    1) Introduction to Walkthrough
    2) More Walkthroughs by me, Version History
    3) A Word From the Guildmaster
    4) The World of Fable and Morality
    5) Gameplay Basics, Combat Basics, and Leveling up
    6) Tattoos, Hair Styles, and Facial Hair
    7) Hero Titles and Renown Status Titles
    8) Books
    9) Trophies
    10) Items
    11) Armor and Clothing
    12) Weapons
    13) Augmentation Jewels
    14) Magic Spells
    15) Enemies
    16) Hints and Stratagies
    17) Game Walkthrough
    18) Side Quests
    19) Silver Key Locations
    20) Silver Key Treasure Chest Locations
    21) Demon Door Locations
    22) Hero Doll Locations
    23) Credits, E-mail Rules, and Legal Stuff
    
    NOTE:  If you've downloaded my guide, to navigate your way through it a
    little easier use the "Control F" feature.  Press and hold Control and
    F and a window will pop up, simply type in the number of the section
    you wish to jump to, e.g: 17), or just copy and paste the section in
    there and click "Find Next" to jump to that section of the guide.  You
    may have to click find next several times but it sure beats scrolling
    all the way down this insanely long document to get to the section you
    want to be in.  This works on most of the walkthroughs out there so
    remember it and use it on all of the guides you download.
    
    SECOND NOTE: This Walkthrough is best viewed at 960x600 screen
    resolution and using a fixed width font such as Courier New.  If using
    a higher screen resolution for best viewing results change to a higher
    DPI setting so you won't have to use a magnifying glass while reading
    this.
    
    
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                              * LEGAL NOTICE *
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    The only websites this walkthrough is legally posted on are:
    
    Game FAQ's - www.gamefaqs.com
    Neoseeker - www.neoseeker.com
    Game Spot - www.gamespot.com
    Super Cheats - www.supercheats.com
    Honest Gamers - www.honestgamers.com
    Game Radar - www.gamesradar.com
    Cheat Planet - www.cheatplanet.com
    
       ONLY THESE SEVEN SITES MAY POST MY GUIDE!  If you have viewed this
    on any other site than the ones listed, or have seen this plagerised,
    please e-mail me and let me know which site you viewed this on, I will
    highly appreciate it.  If you've seen this plagerised or on a website
    this isn't supposed to be on, there is a $CASH$ reward for informing me
    of who the violator is.
    
    
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    * 1) INTRODUCTION TO WALKTHROUGH *
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         Welcome to my very in-depth and extensive walkthrough for Fable: The
    Lost Chapters for your PC or Xbox.  This game is the origional Fable with
    a whole bunch of new add-ins and quests for your playing pleasure, an
    expansion so to speak.  This is an action/adventure RPG that's fun to play
    even though it's extremely easy combat wise.  This game offers decent play
    control, great graphics, a good main story line, side stories that will
    vary depending on your actions, crappy sound (on the PC anyways), and a
    great way to waste an entire weekend avoiding your psychotic girlfriend.
    
         What makes this such a good game is the fact that every little action
    you do affects your character, the whole game is pretty much based upon
    the moral decisions you'll have to make.  This has been attempted and
    failed by gaming companies in the past but Microsoft actually did
    something right this time because they pounded the nail into the coffin
    with this type of game and blew it out of the funeral parlor.  This games
    offers hundreds of choices to make and you can actually form relationships
    with people, get married, become Mayor, become an Assassin, turn into a
    grimey thief, buy a home and rent it out to people, way too many choices
    to list so have fun and get ready for a really great gaming experience.
    Only two or three games a year of this calibur come onto the market and I
    recommend this game to the world.  The only thing Microsoft missed is
    offering a female character to play the game through for all of the women
    gamers out there.  They do exist, although quite rare.  You'd have better
    luck playing Pick up Stix with your butt cheeks or finding a Kangaroo in
    the Alaskan Wilderness than you would finding a die hard female gamer.
    
         This is an M rated game and so is my guide, to some extent, I do
    throw the occasional shit, douchebag, or asshole word in here and there
    but I do stay away from the more severe words (except in my E-mail Rules
    section).  Just warning you, I'm letting you know right off the bat what
    to expect if you choose to use my guide so if you offend easily then this
    may not be the best guide for you to be using.  Some may find this
    immature, crude, tasteless, or downright tacky but let's just say I was in
    a blueberry haze when I wrote this and leave it at that.
    
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    * 2) MORE WALKTHROUGHS BY ME, VERSION HISTORY *
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    >>> Other top-quality Walkthroughs I have written:
    
    1) Armorines: Project S.W.A.R.M.
    2) Neverwinter Nights
    3) Neverwinter Nights: Shadows Of Undrentide
    4) Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark
    5) Neverwinter Nights Gold Edition
    6) Neverwinter Nights Platinum Edition
    7) Quake II
    8) Shadow Man
    9) Shadow Man 2econd Coming
    10) The Suffering
    11) The Suffering: Ties That Bind
    12) Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
    
    You can ALWAYS find all of my guides and latest versions at:
    www.gamefaqs.com
    
    
    >>> VERSION HISTORY:
    
    Version 1.0
    October 2007
         This is the first complete version of my guide.  I'm sure I missed
    things here and there with all the choices you can make and I'd
    appreciate the feedback letting me know what I missed, I will of course
    credit you for any information you provide that I use in this guide.
    After writing this I'm Fabled out and really don't want to search for
    things that I may have missed.  All of the weapons, items, major items,
    quests, and side quests are found/completed and in my guide so at least
    those aspects are covered.  The only thing I know I missed for sure was
    the location of Treasure Clue #3 but I do tell you where the treasure
    is located.  Video games are great, until you write a guide for one and
    then it just sucks the fun right out of it.  I can't write a guide for
    a game and then still be able to enjoy playing it (with the exception
    of Neverwinter Nights).
    
    Version 1.5
    January 2008
        Added another website this is leagally posted on and fixed some
    typos.
    
    
    Version 2.0
    Februray 2008
         Added in the location of the last trasure clue (#3) that a reader
    named David Trout sent me.  Thank you David, because of you this guide
    is officially complete.  Also added the treasure you get by finding all
    the clues.
    
    
    Version 2.5
    April, 2008
         Finally added in what prize you receive for offering people for
    sacrifice in the Chapel of Skorm.  Thanks to Erik Pirmann for letting
    us all know.
    
    
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    * 3) A WORD FROM THE GUILDMASTER *
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         Congratulations are in store for you.  The fact you have been
    proved with the Book of the Guild means you must be one of a lucky few
    with enough potential to be invited here as a Hero apprentice.
    
         We consider this text sacred and even, I would say, magical.  You
    would be wise to study it carefully from cover to cover in order to
    unveil its many secrets.
    
         The task ahead of you will not be an easy one.  Only through years
    of hard work can you hope to unleash your latent powers.  During its
    long history the guild has seen many apprentices fail through idleness
    and overconfidence, and I would be sorry to see one with potential such
    as you throw it all away.   Albion needs its Heroes now more than ever.
    
         Becoming a Hero of Renown means achieving great things, and to
    accomplish less than greatness is to have done next to nothing at all.
    You must understand that, for the Guild, greatness has no bearing with
    regard to perceived good or evil.  No, it has more to do with the
    Renown one achieves through actions, regardless of mortality.  Be
    forewarned that the work necessary to become a Hero is not to be taken
    half-heartedly.  On the contrary, this will be a most gruelling and
    arduous training, encompassing all aspects of mind, body, and spirit.
    I say this without a wisp of doubt.  We require that you apply yourself
    as never before, but having done that, the rewards and Renown you may
    achieve are unimaginable.
    
         This said, if you do finally graduate from this Heros' Guild, you
    may even one day be acknowledged as the greatest hero ever to stride
    the cobbled paths of Albion.  Statues have been erected all over the
    land in honor of those few Great Ones who came before you, those laid
    to rest and permanently entombed at the Guild.  We may only hope our
    success in training you will one day flame your successes throughout
    Albion, coarse a place as it is.  Go now, and seek your destiny.
    
    
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    * 4) THE WORLD OF FABLE AND MORALITY *
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         While playing this game you'll have lots of moral decisions to
    make and you can shape and forge your character into a good guy by
    doing good deeds and not stealing, killing innocents, and helping
    people out whenever you can.  Or you can become a neutral sort of
    fellow by not doing good or bad deeds and staying out of everyones
    business.  If you are trying to be a neutral character and your
    alignment shifts towards good, then do some bad deeds to balance the
    alignment scale back to neutral, and vice versa if your alignment
    shifts towards evil.  And if you'd like you can become a sick, twisted,
    evil bastard by killing innocents, stealing, pillaging, and helping bad
    people do bad things.  OR you can become a character in-between all of
    these.  Your physical appearence will be dramatically altered depending
    on what alignment your character has.  Your character will have
    something called the Renown Status and this will determine how people
    view you and interact with you.  The moral decisions you make will
    alter the side stories somewhat so choose wisely as to what type of
    character you would like to become.  You can also play through the game
    numerous times with all types of moralities, the possibilities can keep
    you busy for a very long time if you wish to explore them all.
    
    
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    * 5) GAMEPLAY BASICS, COMBAT BASICS, AND LEVELING UP *
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    ~ GAMEPLAY BASICS ~
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    - HEALTH BAR: This is located in the top left corner of the game screen
    and is red.
    
    - MANA BAR: This is located directly beneath the health bar and is
    blue.  This slowly recharges on its own, I'm talking turtle speed.
    
    - RESURRECTION PHIALS: Next to the health and mana bars is a heart, the
    number inside of the heart lets you know how many potions you have
    left.
    
    - MINI MAP: In the upper right hand corner of the game screen is a map
    of the area you're in.  Green dots represent shops and people of
    interest.  Red dots indicate hostiles.  Light blue dots represent
    people you can't interact with.  A purple dot represents a Demon Door.
    A white dot represents a Cullis Gate.  A flashing gold dot is the
    current MAIN QUEST you are doing.  A flashing silver dot represents
    what side quest(s) you are trying to complete.
    
    - CLOCK: To the right of the mini map is a clock and I'm almost sure
    you can figure out how to tell the time.
    
    - AWARENESS EYE: To the left of the mini map is an eyeball.  If you are
    around people then this eye will be open so they can see your every
    move so don't steal or do bad deeds and act accordingly if you choose.
    If it is half closed there are people in the vicinity so be careful if
    you're stealing stuff.  If the eye is all the way closed that means no
    one can see you so you can be as evil as you want so go ahead and take
    a dump behind the Tavern next to the barrels of whiskey if you please.
    The number inside of the eye indicates how many people are in your
    vicinity watching you.
    
    - CULLIS GATES: Throughout the game you will venture upon many gates
    surrounded by blue light, enter the gate to teleport to other Cullis
    Gates all around Albion.
    
    - GUILD SEAL: This is given to you after you have completed training at
    the Heroes' Guild, it is located in the bottom left corner of the game
    screen.  This allows you to teleport to a Cullis Gate, you don't have
    to be in a Cullis Gate in order to teleport elsewhere if you use this,
    you may also recall yourself to where you used it last.  The default PC
    control for this is "G."
    
    - CONTEXT SENSITIVE ITEMS: Above your Guild Seal are three little slots
    numbered F1-F3 and whenever you see something pop up in this you can
    use that item/expression.  These context sensitive items are only
    available when they appear, if you leave the vicinity they will
    disappear and you have no control as to what pops up in these little
    slots.  Pay very close attention to these slots so you know where to
    use your shovel, give a gift to someone, fart in someones face, flip
    someone the bird, or whatever.
    
    - HOTBAR: Next to your Guild Seal is the hotbar numbered 1-9, simply
    drag items into this so you can use them by pressing the designated
    number instead of going through the long tedious inventory process to
    use an item.
    
    - INTERACT: The action button to interact with people, items, and so
    on, the PC control for this is "Tab."
    
    - EXPRESSIONS: This game has many expressions and actions you can use
    to interact with people, which will differ depending on your alignment
    and Renown Status.  Some of these are crude but funny like farting,
    grabbing your ball sack, smacking your ass and telling people to kiss
    it, and so on.  There are a lot of nice expressions you can use also.
    
    - BOASTING: Whenever you take a Quest Card you can stand on a pedestal
    and boast about the adventure you're about to embark upon, and if you
    live up to your boasting you'll get extra gold and Renown Points.  Be
    weary though, if you fail in your boasts you won't get any extra gold
    or renown so don't go around being an egotistical douchebag claiming
    you can do things that you cannot, also people will laugh at and make
    fun of you if you fail to fulfill a boast.  How's that for an ego
    popper?
    
    - SHOWING OFF: If your character is the type of person who thinks his
    shit doesn't stink he can run around and show off his battle earned
    trophies to win praise from the local idiots.  Doing this will earn you
    some extra Renown Points if you can show it off to a certain amount of
    people in the time alloted.
    
    - TRADING: When you go to a store to buy some equipment or run into a
    vendor on the road, check their wanted list and if you have an item
    they need you can sell it to them for way more gold than they would
    normally pay for that item.
    
    - RESTING: You can sleep at the local Tavern to recover fully and to
    make approximately ten hours pass by.  You can also sleep in tents and
    other peoples' beds.
    
    - STEALTH MODE: Press "Caps Lock" to go into stealth mode so you can
    sneak up on people.
    
    - IN-GAME MENU: Go in here to save your game, view past and current
    quests, look at all of your items and equipment, check your Hero Status
    which has TONS of information about your character, read books, and all
    sorts of other stuff.  The details in this game are stunning when you
    think about it.
    
    - QUESTS: Main quests are marked with a gold marker, side quests are
    marked with a silver or bronze marker.
    
    
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    ~ COMBAT BASICS ~
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    - UNSHEATHING YOUR SWORD: For PC players the default control is "Q" to
    unsheathe your weapon, press the left mouse button to swing your blade.
    
    - DRAWING YOUR BOW:  For PC players the default control to draw your
    bow is "E," use the left mouse button to fire and hold the button down
    for a couple of seconds to fire a more powerful shot.  While drawing an
    arrow you can go into first person view by right clicking the mouse,
    you can then zoom in on the enemy by using the mouse wheel for a more
    accurate shot.
    
    - USING MAGIC: This game has a lot of defensive and offensive spells to
    choose from.  For PC players to use a spell press and hold "Left
    Shift," then left or right click the mouse to use the spell you want.
    To cycle through your spells to assign to the left or right mouse
    buttons hold "Left Shift" and press "O," or you can do this by holding
    "Left Shift" and cycling through the spells with the "Mouse Wheel."
    
    - LOCKING ONTO ENEMIES: For PC players, to lock onto an enemy hit the
    "Space Bar."
    
    - COMBAT MULTIPLIER: When combating enemies you'll see the Combat
    Multiplier appear below your health and mana bars.  If you hit the
    enemy repeatedly without getting struck in return this multiplier will
    keep getting higher, the higher you get the Combat Multiplier the more
    experience points you'll receive for the battle.
    
    - BLOCKING: To parry an enemies strike press the "Mouse Wheel."  You
    can also roll out of the arching death blows the enemies swing at you
    while blocking by moving left, right, forwards or backwards.
    
    - FLOURISH: After you hit an enemy a few times without taking any blows
    in return your melee weapon will turn purple and begin to glow, this
    means you can do a powerful attack by pressing the right mouse button
    which will knock the enemy to the ground or decapitate them.  Once
    you're hit by an enemy the flourish icon disappears and you have to
    build it up again.  This attack is quite powerful and comes in handy
    while up against the tougher foe.
    
    
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    ~ LEVELING UP ~
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    - GENERAL EXPERIENCE POINTS: Just regular experience points to collect,
    kill the enemies any way you'd like to collect these green glowing
    orbs.  Use the "Left Shift" key to make all of the orbs in the area
    come to you.  You should try to kill all of the enemies around you
    before collecting these so you can gain more experience points,
    especially if you got your Combat Multiplier up in the twenties or
    thirties.
    
    - STRENGTH EXPERIENCE POINTS: Use your fists and melee weapons to be
    rewarded these points.
    
    - SKILL EXPERIENCE POINTS: To get these kind of points you will have to
    use your Bow.
    
    - WILL EXPERIENCE POINTS: Use magic spells if you'd like to gain will
    points.
    
    - RENOWN POINTS: This doesn't have anything to do with leveling up but
    I thought this would be the appropriate place to put this.  Whenever
    you do a deed, whether it's good or evil, you'll get Renown Points for
    the deed that will go towards your Renown Status, killing enemies and
    completing quests also earns you Renown Points.  Renown Status
    determines how people view you as a whole and effects the way they
    interact with you, good Renown Status will earn you respect and
    admiration, evil Renown Status will earn you nothing but fear and pity.
    When you've earned enough Renown Points the Guildmaster will inform you
    of your new Renown Status.  With each new Renown Status comes new
    expressions you'll get to use.
    
         To level your character up you must be in the Heroes' Guild.  Next
    to the Quest Map Table is a green and glowing pedestal, walk up to it
    to level your character up.  You have three catagories to choose from,
    Strength, Skill, and Will and each one has sub-catagories.  This is
    like an experience store because you have to buy your upgrades with all
    of your earned experience points which will get quite expensive for the
    higher level characters.  Select a catagory and then buy the upgrades
    you want, simple.  I like the fact that you can choose to customize
    your character abilities any way you want and they're not automatically
    assigned like a lot of other RPG's I have played in the past.  If you
    want to buy something out of the Will/Skill/Strength catagory and don't
    have enough Will/Skill/Strength points don't worry because you can use
    the general experience points to buy from any catagory.  Here's the
    upgrades available:
    
    
      STRENGTH CATAGORY:
    
    - PHYSIQUE: Dictates the force with which you can swing a weapon and
    thus the amount of damage you can cause.  With greater strength also
    comes the ability to weild heavier weapons and wear heavier armor.
    
    - HEALTH: Purchasing this upgrade will increase the length of your
    Health Bar.  The maximum number of upgrades you can purchase for this
    is seven, which will make you quite the healthy character if all seven
    are purchased.  Don't forget there are also Elixir's to find that do
    this also.
    
    - TOUGHNESS: This dictates your natural armor, your ability to
    withstand blows from the enemy.  Obviously the tougher and more
    hardened you are the less damage you'll take in battle.
    
    
      SKILL CATAGORY:
    
    - SPEED: This will increase your agility in combat and gives you a
    better rate of fire for ranged weapons and a faster swing time for
    melee weapons.
    
    - ACCURACY: This is a good upgrade to buy if you use your bow a lot for
    this will make you more accurate while using ranged weapons.
    
    - GUILE: This will make your character be able to bargain with vendor's
    for better prices on their goods.  This also helps your stealth to
    sneak up on enemies and people, which is a plus for your character if
    he's a Thief or an Assassin.
    
    
      WILL CATAGORY:
    
    - ATTACK SPELLS: All offensive spells, there are seven spells to choose
    from.
    
    - SURROUND SPELLS: These are primarily all defensive spells and you
    have five to choose from.
    
    - PHYSICAL SPELLS: A combination of offensive and defensive spells,
    there are six to choose from.
    
    - MAGIC POWER: Purchase this upgrade to increase your Mana Bar, the
    maximum amount of upgrades available is seven.  Don't forget there are
    also Elixir's you can find that will raise your Mana Bar.
    
    >>> I will not list all of the available spells here, look in the Magic
    Spells section of this guide to see all of the available spells.
    
    
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    * 6) TATTOOS, HAIR STYLES, AND FACIAL HAIR *
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    ~ TATTOOS ~
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    >>> To receive tattoos just visit a tattooist and purchase whatever
    ones you please, you'll also find quite a few lying all over the place,
    you can also buy them from traveling vendors all around Albion.  If you
    find any that aren't listed please e-mail which ones I did miss and
    where you've found them so I can add them here, I will of course credit
    you for the find.
    
    
    - RED WIDOW TATTOO: For the arms.
    
    - SEACHAOS ARM TATTOO: For the arms.
    
    - TALIN CLAN ARM TATTOO: For the arms.
    
    - VAMBRACE TATTOO: For the arms.
    
    - FURITE ARM TATTOO: For the arms.
    
    - SEACHAOS LEG TATTOO: For the legs.
    
    - TALIN CLAN LEG TATTOO: For the legs.
    
    - FURITE WAR LEG TATTOO: For the legs.
    
    - FOUR SPADES TATTOO: For the lower back.  Wtf, a tramp stamp for a
    dude?
    
    - DEATHLICON TATTOO: For the back, my favorite tatt in the game.
    
    - FURITE DEATHEAD TATTOO: For the back.
    
    - FURITE SWIRL BACK TATTOO: For the back.
    
    - FURITE FLAME TATOO: For the back.
    
    - HARVEST TATTOO: For the back.
    
    - GOLDEN HARVEST TATTOO: For the back.
    
    - FIRE MONKEY TATTOO: For the back.
    
    - FIRIS HEAD TATTOO: For the back.
    
    - EYES OF AVO TATTOO: For the back.
    
    - CORON DAWN TATTOO: For the back.
    
    - CORON DUSK TATTOO: For the back.
    
    - BIG BLUE BOX BACK TATTOO: For the back.
    
    - BIG BLUE BOX CHEST TATTOO: For the torso.
    
    - FRYODIAN TATTOO: For the torso.
    
    - LOPION TATTOO: For the torso.
    
    - KRYNDON TATTOO: For the torso.
    
    - VALIANCE TATTOO: For the torso.
    
    - RUON PEAK TATTOO: For the torso.
    
    - DARK VORTEX TATTOO: For the torso.
    
    - CORON WAVE TATTOO: For the torso.
    
    - LIONHEAD TATTOO: For the torso.
    
    - HARION SHOULDER TATTOO: For the shoulders.
    
    - KARLAN WINGS TATTOO: For the shoulders.
    
    - FIRIS HEAD TATTOO: For the head.
    
    - HOWL TATTOO: A facial tatoo.
    
    - AUTUMN LEAF TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SPIRIAL DEMENTIA: For the face.
    
    - ARROW TONGUE TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - DOUBLE ARROW TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - CORON MASK TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - CORON VISOR TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - FURITE STRIPE TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - FURITE FLASH FACE TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SNOWSPIRE SLINGER TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SNOWSPIRE COMMANDER TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SNOWSPIRE SPEARMAN TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SNOWSPIRE AXEMAN TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SNOWSPIRE ARCHER TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SNOWSPIRE CROSSBOWMAN TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SNOWSPIRE GENERAL TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SNOWSPIRE BLACKSMITH TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SNOWSPIRE GUARD TATTOO: For the face.
    
    - SNOWSPIRE INNKEEPER TATTOO: For the face.
    
    >>> You can even customize tattoos, to do this go into "My Documents"
    and look under "My Games," then open up the "Fable Folder," now click
    on your "User Profile Name" and then finally click the "Tatoos Folder."
    Read the customizing tutorial and have fun designing your own body art
    to show off around Albion.
    
    
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    ~ HAIR STYLES ~
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    >>> To receive a haircut or new face hair simply visit the local Barber
    in the towns you venture upon and buy whatever hair/face style you
    wish.  You'll also find haircut cards all over the place so don't worry
    about it if you're a penny pincher, it's only about fifty gold pieces
    per style anyways you cheap bastard.  Also note that if you get a buzz
    or short hair cut then your hair will eventually grow back, I've never
    seen this in a video game and I think it's a cool idea.
    
    - NORMAL HAIRCUT: Styles your hair the way it looked when you graduated
    from the Guild.
    
    - PUDDING BASIN: If you're into soap operas then this is the style for
    you.
    
    - PONY TAIL: Don't tell me you need an explanation.
    
    - YOUNGSTER STYLE: If you're into Goth then this is the style for you.
    
    - THE BUZZ: What a nice edge-up and blend-in.
    
    - BALD: Is in.  Why?
    
    - SHORT: Just a standard short hair doo.
    
    - WARRIOR STRIPE: A mohawk.  You'll look like one bad ass mother with a
    few scars and a tribal tatt on your face sporting this hair style.
    
    - PLAITS: Corn rows.
    
    - Sorry all of you redneck hillbilly backwood southern boys, no mullets
    available.  Don't be sad, take this as a sign from Bill Engvall to drag
    yourself into the bathroom, bust out the clippers, get with the times,
    and buzz that mullet right off!
    
    
    ---------------
    ~ FACIAL HAIR ~
    ---------------
    
    - STANDARD BEARD: A beard with no moustache.
    
    - REGULAR BEARD: A Paul Bunyon beard with a moustache.
    
    - MUTTON CHOP BEARD: Run around and look like an Amish dude.
    
    - TRAMP BEARD: I call this beard the Wolf Man Jack.
    
    - BIG BEARD: And that it is.  Barf.
    
    - STRIP BEARD: Goatee beard with no moustache.
    
    - WORKING MOUSTACHE: Al Capone style.
    
    - SHORT MOUSTACHE: Mr. Belvadere style
    
    - FOREIGN MOUSTACHE: Chinese anyone?
    
    - SHERIFF MOUSTACHE: Long, limp, and lame.
    
    - POWER MOUSTACHE: Custer's last stand!
    
    - TRADER STYLE MOUSTACHE: Look like a British guy from the early
    1900's.
    
    - CLEAN SHAVE: No face hair.
    
    
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    -------------------------------------------
    * 7) HERO TITLES AND RENOWN STATUS TITLES *
    -------------------------------------------
    
    
    ---------------
    ~ HERO TITLES ~
    ---------------
    
    >>> Early on in the game you will notice that people keep on calling
    you "Chicken Chaser" and it gets annoying after a while.  To make them
    call you something else simply find a Hero Title Vendor (there's one
    right outside the door to the Guild in Lookout Point and near The
    Arena) and buy a new title from him.  Here's the list of titles to
    choose from even though they're all lamer than lame:
    
    - MALEFICUS
    
    - ASSASSIN
    
    - AVATAR
    
    - LIBERATOR
    
    - DRUID
    
    - RANGER
    
    - RUNEMASTER
    
    - HOOD
    
    - SABRE
    
    - PIEMASTER
    
    - CHICKEN CHASER
    
    - ARSEFACE
    
    - REAPER
    
    - PILGRIM
    
    - ARROWDODGER
    
    - GLADIATOR
    
    - DEATHBRINGER
    
    - PALADIN: To get this title you must donate at least 100,000 gold
               to the Temple of Avo
    
    - NECROMANCER: To get this title will require you to sacrifice people
    in the Temple of Skorm.
    
    
    
    ------------------------
    ~ RENOWN STATUS TITLES ~
    ------------------------
    
    >>> These are the titles that you will receive for your Renown Status.
    Obviously to receive a new title you must earn so many Renown Points.
    
    - UNKNOWN
    
    - UNSUNG
    
    - RECOGNISED
    
    - FAMILIAR
    
    - WELLKNOWN
    
    - FAMOUS
    
    - VERY FAMOUS
    
    - LEGENDARY
    
    
    ...................................................................
    
    
    ------------
    * 8) BOOKS *
    ------------
    
    >>> Throughout the game you will find many books that you can read at
    your liesure, some of them are interesting and you can learn a lot
    about the World of Fable.  There is a side quest in the game that
    requires twenty five of these books to complete so you might want to
    snag them all up when ventured upon.
    
    - BOOK #1: Three Haikus by Miko the Bard
    
    - BOOK #2: A Love Story
    
    - BOOK #3: A Tale of Maxely
    
    - BOOK #4: The Pale Balverine
    
    - BOOK #5: The Hiearchy of Weapons
    
    - BOOK #6: The Other Land
    
    - BOOK #7: Creatures of Albion Book I
    
    - BOOK #8: Creatures of Albion Book II
    
    - BOOK #9: Creatures of Albion Book III
    
    - BOOK #10: The Old Kingdom
    
    - BOOK #11: The Northern Wastes
    
    - BOOK #12: The Tale of Twinblade
    
    - BOOK #13: The Dragons
    
    - BOOK #14: The Arena
    
    - BOOK #15: A History of the Guild
    
    - BOOK #16: Jack of Blades
    
    - BOOK #17: Making Friends
    
    - BOOK #18: The Repentant Alchemist
    
    - BOOK #19: Book of Spells
    
    - BOOK #20: Eyes of a Killer
    
    - BOOK #21: You Are Not a Bad Person
    
    - BOOK #22: Guild of Zeroes
    
    - BOOK #23: Windbreaker Rulebook
    
    - BOOK #24: The Sock Method
    
    - BOOK #25: The Rotten Apple
    
    - BOOK #26: A Hero's Journey I
    
    - BOOK #27: A Hero's Journey II
    
    - BOOK #28: A Hero's Journey III
    
    - BOOK #29: The Trials of Aarkan
    
    - BOOK #30: The Oakvale Raid
    
    - BOOK #31: The Ugly Guide
    
    - BOOK #32: The Bloodline
    
    - BOOK #33: The Balverine Slayer
    
    - BOOK #34: Dusty Notebook
    
    - BOOK #35: The Tailor's Tragedy
    
    - BOOK #36: The Trigamist
    
    - BOOK #37: Arban's Thaumaturgica
    
    - BOOK #38: Creatures of the North
    
    
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    ---------------
    * 9) TROPHIES *
    ---------------
    
    
    >>> You will collect many trophies throughout your adventures, most
    battle earned, some found, some won.  If your character is the type of
    person who thinks his shit doesn't stink, he can run around and show
    off his trophies to win praise from the local idiots.  Doing this will
    earn some extra Renown Points if you can show them off to a certain
    amount of people in the time alloted.  Listed in order of game
    appearence:
    
    - WASP QUEEN HEAD
    
    - GOLDEN FISH
    
    - WHISPER'S BROOCH
    
    - HOBBE TOOTH
    
    - HOBBE HEAD
    
    - TRADER FEATHER
    
    - CHICKEN KICKING TROPHY
    
    - BANDIT SEAL
    
    - WHITE BALVERINE HEAD
    
    - FIST FIGHTER TROPHY
    
    - CHAMPION'S SEAL
    
    - KING SCORPION STINGER
    
    - SILVER ARROW
    
    - THUNDER'S HELMET
    
    - MINION HELMET
    
    - UNDEAD HAND
    
    - KRAKEN TOOTH
    
    - TRADER HEAD
    
    - MAZE'S CLASP
    
    - FIRE HEART BAND
    
    - MAP TO THE LOST BAY
    
    - SUMMONER GAUNTLET
    
    - ARCHON'S CIRCLE
    
    
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    -------------
    * 10) ITEMS *
    -------------
    
    
    -----------------------
    ~ POTIONS AND ELIXIRS ~
    -----------------------
    
    - HEALTH POTION: Restores a small ammount of health.
    
    - WILL POTION: Restores a small ammount of mana.
    
    - ELIXIR OF LIFE: Raises your Health Bar PERMENANTLY, there are a few
    of them to find.  These are better than finding your dads porn
    collection in the basement when you were twelve years old.  On second
    thought, not quite, but they are nice finds.
    
    - WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR: This wonderful potion will PERMENANTLY add more
    mana to your meter.  There are several of these to find throughout the
    game and when you do it's like finding a twenty dollar bill blowing
    through the parking lot on the way into work.
    
    - RESURRECTION PHIAL: If you have one of these and die you'll instantly
    come back to life with full health.  You can only carry a maximum of
    nine phials.
    
    - AGES OF WILL POTION: When you take a swig of this it will give you a
    base of 1,000 will experience points.  When you drink this, or the two
    following potions, make sure your Combat Multiplier is really high
    'cause whatever number your Combat Multiplier is the experience gained
    is times a thousand!
    
    - AGES OF SKILL POTION: When you take a swig of this it will give you a
    base of 1,000 skill experience points.
    
    - AGES OF MIGHT POTION: When you take a swig of this it will give you a
    base of 1,000 strength experience points.
    
    
    ---------
    ~ GIFTS ~
    ---------
    
    - CHOCOLATES: If you're trying to win over a female character on
    Valentine's Day then give her a box of these sweet treats.
    
    - RED ROSE: To present to a woman you like, it helps if she likes you
    too, you can tell by the heart over her head.  The more nice things you
    give and say to this girl the bigger the heart will get over her head.
    If you still can't get laid after giving a chic one of these and a box
    of chocolates then you got problems.  Off to the cold shower you go.
    
    - BLACK ROSE: This rose obviously symbolizes evil and when presented to
    other evil characters who knows what can happen.
    
    - WEDDING RING: A very exquisite gold ring.  You know you'll have to
    buy one if you plan on marrying, or maybe you'll find one in a chest
    somewhere, steal one from someone, or fish it out of the water.
    
    - FAKE WEDDING RING: For cheap bastards who don't want to fork out the
    dough, be warned though, this thing is easily spotted as a fugazi so
    try not to get slapped in the face when your wife finds out she married
    a cheapskate, or was about to marry one.
    
    - PERFUME: What a perfect gift to give a woman on her birthday or to
    just say "I love you."
    
    - JET: A large black stone which is, as everyone knows, quite rare so
    be careful whom you give these to.
    
    - EMERALD: A large green stone to be presented to people you want to
    have a friendship with.
    
    - SAPPHIRE: A purple stone that will certainly gain "oohs and aahs"
    from the village idiots.
    
    - DIAMOND: After failing miserably with the rose and chocolates, give
    the chic one of these and it's off to the local inn for you. Maybe.
    
    - AMTHEYST: The rareist gem in the game for there is only two.  Look
    all you want for a third one but you'll never succeed.
    
    
    -----------
    ~ PRODUCE ~
    -----------
    
    - GREEN APPLE: Restores a miniscule ammount of health when eaten.
    
    - APPLE PIE: Restores a bit more health than apples.
    
    - BLUEBERRY PIE: Restores the same ammount of health as an apple pie
    and is quite the rare item.
    
    - RAW MEAT: Out of all the produce this restores the most health so
    loosen that jaw and eat up, it also gives you three strength experience
    points when you eat one.  Hope you have strong teeth.
    
    - FISH: Restores health when eaten, given prizes when weighed if it's
    big enough.  These will also give you three will experience points when
    eaten.
    
    - CARROT: Eating a carrot will give you three skill experience points
    and restore a small amount of health.
    
    - TOFU: Can't leave those yuppie vegetarians out, I bet that they won't
    even eat meat in a video game.  Morons.  This restores a nice amount of
    health.  When eaten this will also give you five good points, how lame.
    
    - CRUNCHY CHICKY: A tasty baby chicken that restores some health.
    Don't choke on the bones.  When eaten these will give you five bad
    points, stupid.
    
    - GOLDEN CARROT: When eaten this turns night into day, how gay, Calgon
    take me away.
    
    - MOONFISH: This will turn day into night, oh what a fright, hope you
    got a light.  I am no poet which is certainly a plus the way I see it.
    
    - FLOUR SACK: No purpose except trading for profit.
    
    - GRAIN SACK: No purpose except trading for profit.
    
    - CIDER CRATE: No purpose except trading for profit.
    
    - BEER: Drink it up to feel all warm and woozy, also restores some
    health but don't drink too much unless you want Hep C.
    
    - BEER KEG: Throw a party at your place and invite nothing but chics,
    hope you got lots of chocolate, jewels, and roses!  I'm sure the
    alchohol will help you out in this situation, if only a little.  If you
    still can't wet your whistle stick in a house full of women then go and
    jump off of a highway overpass into a deep ravine, there's no hope for
    you.
    
    
    ---------
    ~ OTHER ~
    ---------
    
    - GUILD SEAL: This allows you to transport to a Cullis Gate, you don't
    have to be in a Cullis Gate in order to transport to one if you use
    this.  The default PC control for this is "G."
    
    - LAMP: A simple lantern that is pretty much useless.  A Bic lighter on
    a windy night produces more light than this does.  This will attract
    enemies at night if lit so beware.
    
    - SILVER KEYS: You will find silver keys all over the place to open up
    the chests found throughout the game that require silver keys to open.
    When you open up one of these chests you will not lose any of these
    keys so if you had twelve keys and opened a chest that requires five,
    you'll still have twelve keys and not seven.  There are thirty silver
    keys to find.
    
    - FISHING ROD: Use this in the water to catch fish.  If you see bubbles
    in the water stop and put your line into the bubbley water to catch an
    item.  Yes, an item, like a silver key or a skill potion, you never
    know what you'll reel in out of the bubbles.
    
    - ROD OF CHAMPIONS: Way better than the regular one that's for sure.
    To get this you must play the fishing game in Fisher's Creek and win
    the rod by catching a really big fish.
    
    - SPADE: A shovel to dig up items.  Keep an eye on the context
    sensitive icons so you know where to dig up the more important items
    like silver keys.  You can dig anywhere you want to try for a random
    potion or buried booty but obviously some places are better for digging
    than others if you just used some common sense.
    
    - HERO DOLLS: To obtain a Hero Doll you have to play bar games in a
    certain time frame and stuff like that.  Look up how to get them in
    section twenty two of this guide.
    
    - TREASURE CLUES: There are saix clues to find.  Yes, there is a quite
    extravagent buried booty somewhere in Albion.
    
    
    ...................................................................
    
    
    --------------------------
    * 11) ARMOR AND CLOTHING *
    --------------------------
    
    >>> I'm just listing the basics, look at the stats for these items in
    the game.  Obviously the higher the armor rating the more protection
    that piece of armor/clothing provides.
    
    
    --------
    ~ HEAD ~
    --------
    
    - FISHERMAN'S HAT: To obtain this you must win it by catching a large
    fish in the fishing tournament.  Wear this around town to be noticed as
    a great Fisherman.  50 armor rating.
    
    - CHICKEN HAT: You will win this dumb ass hat after you win the Chicken
    Kickin' game in Oakvale.  50 armor rating.
    
    - BRIGHT WIZARD HAT: Donate ten book to the school in Bowerstone South
    to get this.  50 armor rating.
    
    - PIMP HAT: To obtain this hat you're going to have to get laid ten
    times in a whore house.  No, I'm not fooling.  After that beer keg bust
    of a party you can always pay for it, but you're risking a case of
    ghona-herpe-syphil-aids if you do, rubber or not.  50 armor rating.
    
    - REDHEAD WIG: Way too weird to even think about, 50 armor rating.
    
    - BANDIT BANDANA: 52 armor rating.
    
    - GUARD HAT: 58 armor rating.
    
    - CHAINMAIL HELMET: 83 armor rating.
    
    - LIGHT CHAINMAIL HELMET: 83 armor rating.
    
    - DARK CHAINMAIL HELMET: 83 armor rating.
    
    - HOLY WARRIOR HELM: 100 armor rating.
    
    - DEMON WARRIOR HELM: 100 armor rating.
    
    - ARCHON'S BATTLE HELMET: 111 armor rating.
    
    
    ---------
    ~ HANDS ~
    ---------
    
    - DRESS GLOVES: 41 armor rating.
    
    - APPRENTICE GLOVES: 50 armor rating.
    
    - VILLAGER GLOVES: 50 armor rating.
    
    - LIGHT VILLAGER GLOVES: 50 armor rating.
    
    - DARK VILLAGER GLOVES: 50 armor rating.
    
    - ASSASSIN GLOVES: 50 armor rating.
    
    - FIRE ASSASSIN GLOVES: 50 armor rating.
    
    - BANDIT GLOVES: 52 armor rating.
    
    - GUARD GLOVES: 58 armor rating.
    
    - LEATHER GAUNTLETS: 66 armor rating.
    
    - BRIGHT LEATHER GAUNTLETS: 66 armor rating.
    
    - DARK LEATHER GAUNTLETS: 66 armor rating.
    
    - CHAINMAIL GLOVES: 83 armor rating.
    
    - LIGHT CHAINMAIL GLOVES: 83 armor rating.
    
    - DARK CHAINMAIL GLOVES: 83 armor rating.
    
    - PLATE GAUNTLETS: 100 armor rating.
    
    - BRIGHT PLATE GAUNTLETS: 100 armor rating.
    
    - DARK PLATE GAUNTLETS: 100 armor rating.
    
    - ASSASSIN GLOVES: 135 armor rating.
    
    - ARCHON'S BATTLE GAUNTLETS: 111 armor rating.
    
    
    --------
    ~ FEET ~
    --------
    
    - APPRENTICE BOOTS: 25 armor rating.
    
    - VILLAGER BOOTS: 25 armor rating.
    
    - LIGHT VILLAGER BOOTS: 25 armor rating.
    
    - DARK VILLAGER BOOTS: 25 armor rating.
    
    - ASSASSIN BOOTS: 25 armor rating.
    
    - FIRE ASSASSIN BOOTS: 25 armor rating.
    
    - GUARD BOOTS: 29 armor rating.
    
    - BANDIT BOOTS: 26 armor rating.
    
    - LEATHER BOOTS: 33 armor rating.
    
    - BRIGHT LEATHER BOOTS: 33 armor rating.
    
    - DARK LEATHER BOOTS: 33 armor rating.
    
    - CHAINMAIL BOOTS: 41 armor rating.
    
    - LIGHT CHAINMAIL BOOTS: 41 armor rating.
    
    - DARK CHAINMAIL BOOTS: 41 armor rating.
    
    - PLATE BOOTS: 50 armor rating.
    
    - BRIGHT PLATE BOOTS: 50 armor rating.
    
    - DARK PLATE BOOTS: 50 armor rating.
    
    - ARCHON'S BATTLE BOOTS: 55 armor rating.
    
    
    --------
    ~ LEGS ~
    --------
    
    - APPRENTICE LOWER ROBE: 174 armor rating.
    
    - VILLAGER TROUSERS: 174 armor rating.
    
    - LIGHT VILLAGER TROUSERS: 174 armor rating.
    
    - DARK VILLAGER TROUSERS: 174 armor rating.
    
    - ASSASSIN TROUSERS: 174 armor rating.
    
    - FIRE ASSASSIN TROUSERS: 174 armor rating.
    
    - BANDIT TROUSERS: 184 armor rating.
    
    - GUARD TROUSERS: 205 armor rating.
    
    - LEATHER LEGGINGS: 233 armor rating.
    
    - BRIGHT LEATHER LEGGINGS: 233 armor rating.
    
    - DARK LEATHER LEGGINGS: 233 armor rating.
    
    - LOWER DRESS LEGGINGS: 145 armor rating.
    
    - ASSASSIN TROUSERS: 174 armor rating.
    
    - CHAINMAIL LEGGINGS: 291 armor rating.
    
    - LIGHT CHAINMAIL LEGGINGS: 291 armor rating.
    
    - DARK CHAINMAIL LEGGINGS: 291 armor rating.
    
    - PLATE LEGGINGS: 349 armor rating.
    
    - BRIGHT PLATE LEGGINGS: 349 armor rating.
    
    - DARK PLATE LEGGINGS: 349 armor rating.
    
    - ARCHON'S BATTLE LEGGINGS: 388 armor rating.
    
    
    ---------
    ~ TORSO ~
    ---------
    
    - UPPER DRESS PIECE: 166 armor rating.
    
    - APPRENTICE UPPER ROBE:  200 armor rating.
    
    - HOODED APPRENTICE UPPER ROBE: 200 armor rating.
    
    - VILLAGER SHIRT: 200 armor rating.
    
    - LIGHT VILLAGER SHIRT: 200 armor rating.
    
    - DARK VILLAGER SHIRT: 200 armor rating.
    
    - ASSASSIN SHIRT: 200 armor rating.
    
    - FIRE ASSASSIN SHIRT: 200 armor rating.
    
    - BANDIT SHIRT: 210 armor rating.
    
    - GUARD SHIRT: 235 armor rating.
    
    - LEATHER CHEST PIECE: 266 armor rating.
    
    - BRIGHT LEATHER CHEST PIECE: 266 armor rating.
    
    - DARK LEATHER CHEST PIECE: 266 armor rating.
    
    - CHAINMAIL SHIRT: 333 armor rating.
    
    - LIGHT CHAINMAIL SHIRT: 333 armor rating.
    
    - DARK CHAINMAIL SHIRT: 333 armor rating.
    
    - PLATE CHEST PIECE: 400 armor rating.
    
    - BRIGHT PLATE CHEST PIECE: 400 armor rating.
    
    - DARK PLATE CHEST PIECE: 400 armor rating.
    
    - ARCHON'S BATTLE CHEST PIECE: 444 armor rating.
    
    
    ---------
    ~ SUITS ~
    ---------
    
    >>> Once you have aquired a torso, feet, legs, and hand piece of the
    same type (e.g: dark leather) then it will go into this catagory so if
    you want you can put on the whole suit instead of equipping each piece
    individually.
    
    
    ...................................................................
    
    
    ---------------
    * 12) WEAPONS *
    ---------------
    
    >>> I'm just listing the basics, look up the weapons full stats in the
    game.
    
    
    ------------------
    ~ RANGED WEAPONS ~
    ------------------
    
    - YEW LONGBOW: Causes 60 damage.
    
    - YEW CROSSBOW: Causes 80 damage.
    
    - OAK LONGBOW: Causes 90 damage.
    
    - OAK CROSSBOW: Causes 110 damage.
    
    - EBONY LONGBOW: Causes 130 damage.
    
    - EBONY CROSSBOW: Causes 150 damage.
    
    - MASTER LONGBOW: Causes 180 damage.
    
    - MASTER CROSSBOW: Causes 200 damage.
    
    
    --------
    ~ AXES ~
    --------
    
    - IRON AXE: Causes 30 damage.
    
    - STEEL AXE: Causes 38 damage.
    
    - OBSIDIAN AXE: Causes 75 damage.
    
    - MASTER AXE: Causes 112 damage.
    
    - IRON GREATAXE: Causes 40 damage.
    
    - STEEL GREATAXE: Causes 80 damage.
    
    - OBSIDIAN GREATAXE: Causes 120 damage.
    
    
    ---------
    ~ MACES ~
    ---------
    
    - IRON MACE: Causes 30 damage.
    
    - STEEL MACE: Causes 34 damage.
    
    - OBSIDIAN MACE: Causes 68 damage.
    
    - IRON GREATMACE: Causes 42 damage.
    
    - STEEL GREATMACE: Causes 64 damage.
    
    - OBSIDIAN GREATMACE: Causes 128 damage.
    
    - MASTER GREATMACE: Causes 191 damage.
    
    
    ----------
    ~ SWORDS ~
    ----------
    
    - IRON LONGSWORD: Causes 30 damage.
    
    - STEEL LONGSWORD: Causes 45 damage.
    
    - OBSIDIAN LONGSWORD: Causes 90 damage.
    
    - MASTER LONGSWORD: Causes 135 damage.
    
    - IRON GREATSWORD: Causes 48 damage.
    
    - STEEL GREATSWORD: Causes 71 damage.
    
    - OBSIDIAN GREATSWORD: Causes 142 damage.
    
    - MASTER GREATSWORD: Causes 214 damage.
    
    
    -----------
    ~ KATANAS ~
    -----------
    
    - IRON KATANA: Causes 32 damage.
    
    - STEEL KATANA: Causes 42 damage.
    
    - OBSIDIAN KATANA: Causes 98 damage.
    
    - MASTER KATANA: Causes 161 damage.
    
    
    ------------
    ~ CLEAVERS ~
    ------------
    
    - IRON CLEAVER: Causes 30 damage.
    
    - STEEL CLEAVER: Causes 41 damage.
    
    - OBSIDIAN CLEAVER: Causes 82 damage.
    
    - MASTER CLEAVER: Causes 124 damage.
    
    
    -----------
    ~ HAMMERS ~
    -----------
    
    - IRON GREATHAMMER: Causes 45 damage.
    
    - STEEL GREATHAMMER: Causes 54 damage.
    
    - OBSIDIAN GREATHAMMER: Causes 135 damage.
    
    - MASTER GREATHAMMER: Causes 202 damage.
    
    
    ---------------
    ~ PICKHAMMERS ~
    ---------------
    
    - IRON PICKHAMMER: Causes 30 damage.
    
    - STEEL PICKHAMMER: Causes 32 damage.
    
    - OBSIDIAN PICKHAMMER: Causes 60 damage.
    
    - MASTER PICKHAMMER: Causes 90 damage.
    
    
    -----------------
    ~ FOUND WEAPONS ~
    -----------------
    
    >>> These are all of the special weapons found behind Demon Doors and
    such, again I just list the basics so look up the rest of the weapons
    stats after you find them.  I also list their locations.
    
    - WELLOW'S PICKHAMMER: This hammer is a decent weapon to use for a
    while, it causes 120 damage and is augmented with TWO piercing jewels.
    This is found behind the Demon Door in the Greatwood Gorge.
    
    - CUTLASS BLUETANE: This is the most powerful Cleaver in the game that
    causes 165 damage and is augmented with a lightning jewel.  This is
    found behind the Demon Door in Greatwood Caves and is very difficult to
    achieve so pat yourself on the back when, and if, you get this weapon.
    
    - ARKEN'S CROSSBOW: This is found in a Silver Key Treasure Chest in
    Darkwood Lake by the whore house that requires fifteen keys to open.
    This is the most powerful ranged weapon in the game, it causes 220
    damage and is augmented with silver, piercing, and flame jewels.  Quite
    the nice find this bow is.
    
    - THE KATANA HIRYU: This is found in a Silver Key Treasure Chest that
    requires fifteen keys to open and is located in Lady Grey's bedroom.
    It causes 214 damage and is augmented with flame and sharpening jewels.
    This is the most powerful Katana you can weild, a great find this
    weapon is.
    
    - DOLLMASTER MACE: This is found behind the Demon Door on the
    Abandonded Road.  This is the most powerful Mace in the game that
    causes 135 damage and is augmented with a mana jewel.  Let the head
    bashings commence!
    
    - MURREN GREATHAMMER: This is located inside of a Silver Key Treasure
    Chest in the Hereoes' Guild that requires twenty keys to open.  This
    weapon causes 270 damage and is augmented with experience and piercing
    jewels.  This is the most powerful Greathammer available in the game.
    
    - MURREN GREATAXE: This is found in the Lighouse in Hook Coast inside
    of a Silver Key Treasure Chest that requires fifteen keys to open.  It
    is augmented with a piercing jewel and causes 240 damage.  This is the
    most powerful Greataxe in the game.
    
    - THE HARBRINGER: This weapon is in the Temple of Avo area stuck inside
    of a boulder, this is also a side quest.  To pull it out simply max out
    your strength upgrades.  It causes 198 damage and is augmented with
    piercing and sharpening jewels.
    
    - THE SWORD OF AEONS: This is the Jack of Blades sword and causes 230
    damage and is augmented with mana, experience, and health jewels.
    
    - AVO'S TEAR: This is found in another side quest, the Hidden Sword,
    and causes 230 damage and is augmented with mana, health, and
    experience jewels.
    
    - RONOK THE AXE: This awesome axe is behind the Demon Door in Grey
    House.  It causes 165 damage and is augmented with silver and
    sharpening jewels.
    
    - THE BEREAVER: This is behind the Demon Door in Necropolis.  It causes
    285 damage damage and is augmented with a flame jewel.  This is the
    most powerful weapon in the game but the swing time is slow 'cause it's
    a Greatsword.
    
    - THE AVENGER: This crappy sword is in a Silver Key Treasure Chest that
    requires thirty keys to open.  It causes 180 damage and is augmented
    with flame and lightning jewels.  You'd think there would be a better
    weapon in a chest that requires all of your silver keys, but nope, got
    ripped off yet again!
    
    - THE SENTINUS: This is the most powerful Greatmace in the game and
    causes 255 damage and is augmented with silver and piercing jewels.  To
    obtain this weapon will require you to donate 50,000 gold (at one time)
    to the Temple of Avo.
    
    
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    * 13) AUGMENTATION JEWELS *
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         Augmenting a melee or a ranged weapon is a great way to increase
    the amount of damage delivered to an enemy by your arching death blows
    or arrows.  There are Augmentation Jewels to find, earn, and buy all
    over Albion so keep your eyeballs peeled.  Once you augment a weapon
    you cannot undo it so choose wisely 'cause some of these jewels are
    extremely rare.  Some weapons allow you to do more than one
    augmentation to it but never more than three so again choose wisely.
    There are eight different Augmentation Jewels you can find, you will
    most likely find more than one of the same jewel for most of them, not
    all.  And remember that not all weapons are augmentable.  YOU CANNOT
    AUGMENT ARMOR, so please, no e-mail's asking me how.  Here's the
    available augmentations:
    
    - FLAME AUGMENTATION: Adds flame damage to your melee weapon or arrows.
    
    - LIGHTNING AUGMENTATION: Adds electricity damage to your melee weapon
    or arrows.
    
    - HEALTH AUGMENTATION: When augmented on a weapon this will slowly
    regenerate your health.  Choose wisely as to what weapon you put this
    jewel on because these are extremely rare.
    
    - SILVER AUGMENTATION: Use this augmentation to slay the Undead and
    Balverine's with ease.
    
    - SHARPENING AUGMENTATION: This makes your melee weapon sharper and
    thus better to cut through a Bandits armor, likewise on arrows.
    
    - PIERCING AUGMENTATION: This will make your melee weapon and arrows
    pierce thick hided armor and skin with ease, likewise on arrows.
    
    - MANA AUGMENTATION: When augmented on a weapon this will slowly
    regenerate your mana.  Another rare item so choose wisely as to what
    weapon you want this jewel embedded in.
    
    - EXPERIENCE AUGMENTATION: If this is on your weapon while you use it
    you'll receive more experience points from slain enemies.  The rarist
    augmentation jewel in the game and can only be BOUGHT, not found, for a
    puke inducing amount of gold.  A couple of found weapons are augmented
    with an experience jewel so don't waste your money on it.
    
    
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    * 14) MAGIC SPELLS *
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    >>> This game offers a vast ammount of spells at your disposal.  All of
    these spells can be upgraded to level four, no higher.  The spells are
    quite weak at first but will become significantly more poweful with
    each upgrade you purchase.  Your offensive spells will also damage any
    nearby allies or innocent people so keep this in mind when you use
    these types of spells if people are around.
    
    
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    ~ ATTACK SPELLS ~
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    - ENFLAME: This spell will make a wall of fire surround you to set the
    enemies ablaze.
    
    - FIREBALL: One of my favorite spells.  You can launch a fireballs
    great distances if you buy this spell.
    
    - BATTLE CHARGE: This spell wil make you charge all the way across the
    screen to bowl over all of the enemies that are in the way.
    
    - MULTI STRIKE: Makes you swing your blade numerous times.  Comes in
    handy while battling the tougher foe like Minions.
    
    - LIGHTNING: Don't even bother with this spell, I think it sucks, even
    if you max it out.
    
    - DIVINE FURY: This will make pillars of light come down from the
    Heavens to destroy the enemy with ease.
    
    - INFERNAL WRATH: Summon a circle of flames from the pits of Hell to
    totally consume the enemy in pillars of fire.  This is one of the most
    powerful spell in the game so max it out ASAP and use it frequently.
    Once you max this out you will be unstopable.  The only downfall for
    this spell is that it doesn't give you much Will Experience Points when
    you use it.  Bastards!
    
    
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    ~ SURROUND SPELLS ~
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    - FORCE PUSH: I advise you to purchase this spell immediately.  Use
    this if you get surrounded by the enemy to make them all get pushed
    back and thrown to the ground.  The higher spell level you are the
    further the enemy will get pushed away, obviously.
    
    - TURNCOAT: Turns enemies into allies to help you fight.
    
    - SLOW TIME: Slows enemies but not you, very useful.
    
    - DRAIN LIFE: Steals health from the enemy to add to your health with
    every successful blow you land.
    
    - SUMMON: This will allow you to summon a creature to help you plow
    your way through the never ending hordes.
    
    
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    ~ PHYSICAL SPELLS ~
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    - PHYSICAL SHIELD: Temporarily protects you so you won't take any
    damage, you can get your Combat Multiplier up really high if you use
    this.  Instead of taking health damage you'll receive all of the damage
    delivered by the enemy in your mana bar so have a bunch of will potions
    on hand when you use this.
    
    - BERSERK: Use this to go ape shit and embark upon a slice-n-dice
    extravaganza!  For real, if you use this you'll turn into a sword
    swinging maniac.
    
    - ASSASSIN RUSH: This will make you transport behind the enemy so you
    can slice their throats from behind.
    
    - HEAL LIFE: A good spell to purchase.  You may also use this on allies
    and people you have to rescue.
    
    - GHOST SWORD: Summons a sword to help you chop the enemy up into itsy-
    bitsy, teency-weency, bit size pieces that are just the right size to
    season and stew in the crockpot.  Yuuuummmy.
    
    - MULTI ARROW: When you use this you will launch numerous arrows at the
    freaks running around if you use your bow, a great spell to add to your
    arsenal.
    
    
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    * 15) ENEMIES *
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    >>> None of these enemies are very unique and I'm sure you'll notice
    that they are nothing new to action/adventure games and there will
    certainly be no surprises so don't expect any.  While playing this game
    you will definitely notice that it is quite simple when it comes to
    combating these enemies, it's almost effortless once your character
    gets around level five.
    
    - BEETLE: Weak, fragile little buggers that die with one whack from
    your weapon or fist.
    
    - BEETLE CAPTAIN: Quite larger than their little brothers with a lot
    more power to boot.  Fire is their weakness.
    
    - WASPS: A bit more powerful than beetles but still nothing to fear.
    
    - BANDIT: These morons are the most frequented enemy encountered in the
    game.  They are armed with melee weapons and bows and are quite weak.
    
    - BANDIT CAPTAIN: The biggest Bandit you can run into.  They are more
    poweful than their underlings and will cause a nice amount of damage if
    you let them.  Fireballs and arrows launched from a distance are your
    best defenses while up against these guys, Force Push them if they get
    too close for comfort.
    
    - ASSASSIN: These guys are dressed in black, what a surprise, and are
    really tough.
    
    - HOBBE: Short, fat, goblin type cretures that are incredibly tough.
    Some of them cast magic while others beat your ass with a sledgehammer
    or battle axe.
    
    - HOBBE CAPTAIN: Quite larger than the Hobbes under their command and
    are armed with two meat cleavers or sledgehammers to slice and slam you
    into bloody little chunks.
    
    - BALVERINE: Simply put, Werewolves that will kill you faster than Star
    Jones can suck down a pack of twinkies.  I find these cretants
    incredibly annoying due to the fact that while you're slicing them up
    they will disappear and come back a couple of seconds later.
    Lame.
    
    - WOOD NYMPH: A nasty little fairy that summons Scorpions to piss all
    over your parade, they'll also cover you in vines to immobilize you.
    
    - WATER NYMPH: Just like the above fairies except they summon Hobbes.
    Infernal Wrath these little wench fairies to destroy them with ease.
    
    - EARTH TROLL: Big giant green monsters that rise out of the ground.
    They are incredibly tough and the best way to deal with them is to hit
    the boulders they toss at you back to them.  This will take some
    practice to master since it requires perfect timing but once you do
    they will be no problem.
    
    - ROCK TROLL: Big giant rock creatures that are about twice as tough as
    the previous Troll.  The best way to deal with these is to get right up
    on it, it will look down at you so whack it a few times and then parry
    and roll back before he slams you into the ground.  Roll back into it
    and repeat this process, it takes a while to slay but this is a sure
    way to insure that will take NO damage if you kill them this way.
    
    - ICE TROLL: Not encountered until near the end of the game and are the
    most powerful Troll.  They act like the other two Troll's if you get
    too close to them and will slam you six feet under, they'll send a wall
    of snow your way from a distance that is easy to avoid.  Fireballs,
    level four, from a distance is your best defense here.  Flame augmented
    arrows are also a good defense here.
    
    - UNDEAD SKELETONS: The best way to deal with the Undead is with a
    silver augmented weapon.  No matter what type of weapon you use on
    these will slay them down rather quick for they are not that strong.
    
    - UNDEAD SKELETON CAPTAIN: Way more powerful than regular Undead so you
    might want to use magic, they are very skilled at parrying your blows
    so use the flourish move on them to cut them down with ease.
    
    - MINION: These things remind me of the dog faced statues in ancient
    Egypt, don't ask me why.  These are incredibly tough creatures and are
    super skilled in parrying so use your flourish move and powerful attack
    spells to rid yourself of this menace.
    
    - MINION SUMMONER: Like the above bozos but slightly weaker.  They cast
    fireballs at you from a distance and will summon regular Minions to
    piss all over your parade.
    
    - SCREAMER: Undead ghosts that are extremely weak, one chop from your
    melee weapon will take these out if it's decent enough and augmented
    up.
    
    - SUMMONER: These are giant resurrected ghost warriors and are some of
    the toughest enemies in the game.  If you get too close to them they'll
    slam their swords through your head to plow you into the ground, from
    afar they launch big magic balls your way that will knock you on your
    ass if struck.  I found that the best way to take them out is to put on
    your Physical Shield and use the Berserk spell.
    
    - WRAITH: An ice monster found in the Northern Regions of Albion.  Fire
    is your best defense here.
    
    
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    * 16) HINTS AND STRATAGIES *
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         - Whenever you use your flourish move on an enemy and knock it to
    the ground try to get behind them so that when they stand up you can
    slay them from behind like a coward.  Use this stratagy on the bigger
    enemies like Minions and Undead Captains.
    
         - You *DO NOT* have to use a silver augmented weapon to kill a
    White Balverine or any other kind of undead creature.  Silver will slay
    them quicker but it is not necessary to kill these kinds of foe.
    
         - This stratagy applies to Rock Trolls.  The best way to deal with
    these is to get right up on it, it will look down at you so whack it
    about ten times and then the Rock Troll will get ready to slam you into
    the ground, parry and roll back before he slams you.  Roll back into it
    and repeat this process, this is a sure way to insure that will take NO
    damage if you kill them like this.  If you are far away from them then
    they will throw boulders at you, just use your melee weapon to send the
    boulders back to them.
    
         - Earth Trolls on the other hand act different than a Rock Troll
    but kind of the same.  They toss giant grass balls your way that you
    can deflect back to them with your melee weapon.  If you take them out
    the way I suggested you kill a Rock Troll they will act quicker to slam
    you into the ground.  Just use the roll in, roll out atratagy on these
    freaks but roll back at least twice as far for when they slam the
    ground it produces a large shockwave.  The Infernal Wrath spell level
    three will burn these things up in one cast so keep that in mind.
    
         - Tip for evil characters: whenever you kill an enemy you will
    receive good points which is really stupid and pisses me off.  This can
    SERIOUSLY affect your alignment so to counter this game design flaw
    simply kill all of the innocent people you see walking down the roads
    throughout the game.  You really don't want to kill people in the towns
    because if you do then an endless amount of guards will attack you and
    make you pay two grand for each townperson you slay.
    
         - When you drink an Ages of Skill, Will, or Might Potion make sure
    your Combat Multiplier is up in the twenties or thirties, this will
    make you gain WAY more experience than if you just drank it when you
    found it.  When you drink these potions the experience gained in that
    catagory will be whatever number your Combat Multiplier is times a
    thousand, *NOT 100*, one thousand.  Hellyeah!
    
         - Whenever you eat carrots, meat, or fish also make sure your
    Combat Multiplier is up there.  Eating carrots will give you three
    Skill Points, eating meat will give you three Strength Points, and
    eating fish will give you three Will Points.  So whenever you eat these
    foods the experience gained in that catagory will be whatever number
    your Combat Multiplier is times three.  I know, why bother.
    
         - Keep an eye on the Awareness Eye if you are stealing stuff in
    the towns, if it's all the way open someone will see you take the item.
    If someone does see you commit a crime they will call the guards and
    you will have to pay a fine or fight the guards so be weary while
    stealing.  If you decide not to pay the fine of 750 smackers EACH
    offense then sooner or later the guards will overwhelm you and kick you
    out of the town and take the fine you owe them.  If you don't have all
    of the fine to pay then you will be left with zero gold.  If you leave
    the town before the guards catch you and come back in you'll still owe
    the fine, even if you change oufits and put on a helmet.  Damnit!  If
    you want to steal something with no physical consequences then wait
    until the eyeball is completely closed.  Also note that stealing will
    earn you some bad points, even if nobody sees you.  Breaking barrels
    and windows is considered vandalism and carries a 250 gold fine if
    caught.  Assault also carries a fine of 250 gold as well as
    trespassing.  Murder will get you a whopping 2,000 gold fine.
    
    
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    * 17) GAME WALKTHROUGH *
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    ~ INTRO ~
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         First and foremost I dislike writing game guides and spoiling
    things on people but please understand that in this game it just can't
    be avoided without confusing the masses so I'm apologising in advance
    for the minor spoilers I throw your way, I won't spoil the  story line.
    This guide is going to play hell on my yahoo inbox and I really don't
    need any more e-mail's asking dumb questions that can simply be
    answered by throwing in a spoiler here and there so if you can live
    with that then read on.
    
         This walkthrough was specifically written for Fable: The Lost
    Chapters and *NOT* the origional Fable so if you use this guide for the
    origional Fable you're going to be all messed up and confused due to
    all of the new side quests, items, weapons and what not that were added
    in the game.  I've never played the origional Fable so I can't exactly
    tell you what was added to it.
    
         You will notice that in the beginning of the quests I list items
    to aquire, I only list important items in there like silver keys,
    elixirs, trophies, augmentation jewels, and quest related items, I
    don't list minor items like health/will potions, tattoos, basic weapons
    and the like.  Also note that some side quests take a long time to
    complete and if you use this guide for the whole game then you will
    complete these quests.  If you are not following this guide for the
    whole game and are just using this for a quick reference as to how to
    complete a side quest then I would refer you to the next section, 18),
    of this guide.  I hope this makes it a little easier on the readers and
    saves you guys some time.
    
         This game has a really odd save system so I will explain it so
    you're not all confused about it.  When you are in the middle of a
    quest you can only do a HERO SAVE which will save all of the completed
    quests, experience, gold, and non-quest related items you have aquired
    up to that point.  If you save and quit the game in the middle of a
    quest you will have to do it all over again (even if you were close to
    completing it) the next time you play and the game will load where the
    quest began.  If you're not in the middle of a quest you may do a WORLD
    SAVE which is just a normal save and won't affect your game so the next
    time you load it you'll be where you World Saved at.  Why such the
    aggrevation and complication with saving a game we'll never know, then
    again, this is a Microsoft product.
    
         One more thing for all of the PC players out there using surround
    sound, there is a glitch in this game that will make the sound during
    cut scenes fade in and out and of course there's no patch to download
    to correct it.  To fix this really annoying problem go into the Control
    Panel on your computer and turn the speaker settings to "Desktop Stereo
    Speakers" and this should correct the problem.  You will also notice
    that some cut scenes are extremely loud so be prepared and don't jump
    through the ceiling like I did when the sound drastically increases to
    scare the living crap out of you.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - Nothing important
    
         After the opening cut scenes you'll start the game off as a little
    boy in your home town of Oakvale.  It's your sisters birthday and your
    father hopes you get her a gift, he will give you a gold piece for each
    good deed you do.  Straight ahead of you is a little girl, go and talk
    to her and you'll find out that she wants you to find her teddy bear
    Rosie for her.  Take notice of the mini map and all of the icons on the
    screen and get used to them, the green dots on the map are friendlys
    and you'll see a large blinking gold dot, that is the vendor selling
    your sisters gift but to buy it you must have three gold pieces.  To
    the right of the little girl is a large white house, run along the side
    of it to see a married man commiting adultery.  Talk to the guy and
    he'll try and bribe you to keep your mouth shut.  If you want to be a
    character of good morals then reject his bribe, if you want to be an
    evil character than accept the bribe.  Now turn around and head towards
    the gold dot, just past the dot to the left is the adulterating mans
    wife standing in front of her home, go and talk to her.  You can either
    tell her what her husband is up to to be credited a good deed or you
    can keep your mouth shut and don't snitch.  To be a real slimebag
    accept the mans bribe and then tell his wife what he's up to, you'll be
    up one gold piece if you do.  If you tell the woman about her hubby
    then follow her to watch her tear him a new one.
    
         Now head up the path next to the vendor to watch a little scene,
    you must watch this guys farm for him while he runs an errand.  A
    little kid will begin pestering you to smash all of the barrels, do so
    if you want but it's considered vandalism and you will get chasitised
    for the evil act.  If you smash all of the barrels in the three barns
    before the man gets back you'll be rewarded another gold piece.  To be
    credited a good deed just simply wait for the guy to come back.  Head
    back down the path and hang a right when you get the chance to see a
    bully picking on a child.  Go and beat the bullies ass to be credited
    another good deed, side with the bully and smack the child to be
    credited an evil deed.  If you kick the bullies ass and save the child
    he'll give you Rosie, if you beat the child up you will take the bear.
    You can now sell Rosie to the bully to make enough cash for your
    sisters chocolate if you're evil.  Make your way back to where the
    vendor is and you'll see the little girl you talked to about her teddy
    bear prancing around, give her the bear if you're good, if evil the
    bear was sold so don't even waste your time talking to her.
    
         Go back to your father to collect the gold for your deeds if
    you're good then head to the vendor.  Buy the candy for your sister and
    then run up the path directly across from the vendor to the next gold
    blinking dot.  This is your sister, wish her a Happy Birthday and give
    her the chocolates to advance the game, you can't keep the sweets for
    yourself, besides, it's your sister dude so give up the box of Russell
    Stover's you greedy bastard.  Leave this little fenced in area and
    watch the next cut scenes to be horrified.  When the scenes are over
    walk up the path towards the gold dot and cross the fiery bridge to
    meet Maze, he will then take you to the Heroes' Guild where you will
    live out the rest of your childhood preparing for vengance.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - BOOK #1
      - BOOK #2
      - BOOK #3
      - BOOK #4
      - BOOK #5
      - BOOK #6
      - BOOK #7
      - BOOK #8
      - BOOK #9
      - BOOK #10
      - BOOK #11
      - BOOK #12
      - BOOK #13
      - BOOK #14
      - BOOK #15
      - BOOK #16
      - BOOK #17
      - BOOK #18
      - 3 RESURRECTION PHIALS
      - ELIXIR OF LIFE
    
         After you watch the next few scenes and meet the Guildmaster and
    Whisper, you must meet the Guildmaster at the training grounds which is
    indicated by the gold dot flashing on the mini map.  This quest will
    take you a little while to complete and since you can't World Save yet
    make sure you have at least half an hour to forty five minutes to spare
    before attempting your training.  It may take you longer or shorter
    depending on your gaming skills and being an experienced FAQ writer I
    know A LOT of people out there lack skill and common sense and really
    have no business playing video games, let alone being allowed to
    graduate high school.
    
         First of all let's grab a bunch of books we'll need to complete a
    side quest further on in the game.  Head up the stairs on the right and
    then up another set on the right to be in the Main Dorm of the Guild.
    You'll see bookshelves all around the room, walk up to them and they
    will get highlighted in blue, press Tab to search the shelves.  In this
    room you'll find BOOK #1: Three Haikus by Miko the Bard.  To the right
    of where you entered this room is another room with a bunch of shelves,
    search them all to find a Kryndon Tattoo and BOOK #2: A Love Story.
    Leave this room and hang a right and follow the hallway to another
    bedroom, search all of the shelves in here to find BOOK #3: A Tale of
    Maxely.
    
         Head back down the stairs that brought you up here and you'll
    notice a table with a 3D map, you'll find out about this table soon
    enough, it's the Quest Map Table and the Guildmaster will explain it to
    you after you complete your training.  Anyways, go into the Guild
    Library, it's to the left of the map table down the stairs, and search
    all of the shelves for a lot of books.  KEEP IN MIND THAT THE NAMES OF
    THE BOOKS WILL BE RANDOM, I have no idea what shelves you'll search
    first but it will all even out in the end.  You'll find BOOK #4: The
    Pale Balverine, BOOK #5: The Heiarchy of Weapons, BOOK #6: The Other
    Land,  BOOK #7: Creatures of Albion Book II, BOOK #8: The Old Kingdom,
    BOOK #9: The Northern Wastes, BOOK #10: The Tale of Twinblade, BOOK
    #11: The Dragons, BOOK #12: Creatures of Albion Book I, BOOK #13: The
    Arena, and finally BOOK #14: Creatures of Albion Book III.  Holy shit
    that's a lot of books!  Good thing we don't have a weight carrying
    restriction.
    
         Exit the library and head left, then go down the stairs to the
    left to be in the Dining Area of the Guild, run up the stairs on the
    right to emerge outside.  Hang an immediate right and go past the
    bridge and straight ahead to be in Maze's Tower.  Go up the winding
    staircase to watch another cut scene, when it's over search all of the
    shelves to find BOOK #15: A History of the Guild and yet another book,
    BOOK #16: Jack of Blades.  You are reading all of these books, aren't
    you?  You will find out lots of interesting stuff about the Fable World
    if you are.
    
         Head back down the stairs and exit the tower stage left and you'll
    see two guys talking to eachother on the right.  Go up to them and talk
    to the guy highlighted in green and he will offer you to try and beat
    his time of running to the Demon Door and back, you can accept or
    decline the offer.  If you do decide to take a shot at his record you
    will have 50 seconds to live up to the challenge.  From the start (hold
    down the right mouse button to run) run straight and then right, cross
    the bridge and hang another right, cross another bridge and then run
    across the stones in the water to be at the Demon Door, now turn around
    and run back to the guy.  If you beat his record you'll receive 25 gold
    pieces, whoopty-doo.  To open the Demon Door you just saw requires a
    lamp to do so and you won't be getting one until you finish training so
    don't go bonkers trying to figure out how to open the door.
    
         Go back across the bridge and enter the house on the left, talk to
    the woman in here and she'll let you know that she needs four apples to
    bake a pie, you can help her out or not, your choice.  Exit the house
    and go left, search all around this area on the ground for apples,
    there are a total of seven.  You'll also spot a light blue treasure
    chest with the number 20 on it, this is a Silver Key Treasure Chest and
    the number indicates how many silver keys you must have to open it.
    Take the apples back to the woman, she'll thank you and reward you with
    a Blueberry Pie.  Now head to the gold blinking dot on the map to meet
    back up with the Guildmaster to begin melee training.  After you
    complete this easy task you'll be rewarded 20 gold pieces and 30 Renown
    Points.  Now you have a new quest, you must go into the Guild Woods and
    kill ten Beetles.
    
         Head towards the gold dot and enter the Guild Woods, this area is
    just one big circle so run around it and kill all of the Beetles to be
    rewarded 20 gold and 40 Renown Points, you'll also pick up a miniscule
    amount of experience points as well.  Return to the Guildmaster and
    you'll have a choice to stay in childhood, there's no reason to so
    choose to advance to apprentice training.  Remember that if you save
    the game and quit, then the next time you play you'll have to do this
    whole quest all over again so make sure you complete the apprentice
    training and World Save before exiting the game.
    
         You are now a teenager and will begin the final stages of your
    training.  First you are to go to the melee arena and duke out a couple
    of rounds with Whisper, you will be given an Iron Longsword to replace
    that pathetic stick you're toting around.  After you learn how to
    attack and defend you'll have a real match against Whisper, she's as
    easy to beat as is it to push in an elevator button.  Next you are to
    go to the Archery Range to learn how to shoot your bow and will be
    given a Yew Longbow.  Get used to using this weapon since archery plays
    a significant role in combating the enemy.  Repeat this training if
    necessary until you get used to launching arrows.  Next you are to head
    over to Will Training, here you will learn the ways of magic.  The
    lightning spell is the only one you have and you'll have to wait until
    you level up to buy more spells.  After you learn the Ways of the Will
    the Guildmaster will ask if you would like to proceed to the final test
    of your apprentice training or if you'd like to play with Whisper.
    Choose to play with Whisper if you want to gain a better melee weapon,
    a better Bow, and a Resurrection Phial.
    
         Head back to the melee arena and you'll be asked to get graded on
    your melee skills and if you get an A+ you'll get a prize.  All you
    have to do is beat Whisper again without taking too many blows to be
    rewarded an Iron Katana.  Next go the Archery Range and get graded on
    your bow skills.  To get an A+ you must score at least 151 points to be
    rewarded a Yew Crossbow.  Now head to the magic place and get graded on
    your magic casting abilities.  If you get an A+ you'll be rewarded with
    a RESURRECTION PHIAL and a Will Potion.  All of these tests are very
    simple to get an A+ in and you should get one on your first tries.
    
         If you want to shape your character into a good person then go
    into the Guild Woods to play with Whisper, get that thought out of your
    mind you perve.  You will see Bandits across the water, take them out
    with some arrows or magic and Whisper will then run and tell the
    Guildmaster what a good thing you did.  If you want your character to
    be geared towards the darker evil side then head across the bridge
    towards the Guild and on the right you'll see a shady fellow standing
    in front of a statue.  Go and talk to him and he'll ask you to kill all
    of the Sparrows around the castle, he'll even give you five pieces of
    gold for every bird you kill.  Up above you on the rooftop are two
    birds, go into the courtyard where the guy is that you shattered his
    record and look all around to shoot all of the birds in this area, the
    last Sparrow is on the rooftop of the place where you helped the woman
    bake a pie.  There is a total of seven birds to shoot, return to the
    guy for your righteous reward, and a bonus.  The ways of evil are quite
    tempting for you just about doubled your gold pouch!
    
         When you're ready for your final test talk to the Guildmaster and
    then head to the Guild Woods, here you will test all of your abilities
    against Maze, he won't attack you at all so have no fear. Maze will
    teleport elsewhere if you get too close to him during your range and
    magic tests, just follow the red dot on the mini map if he teleports.
    First whack him seven times with your sword, then launch seven arrows
    at him, then fry his ass with seven bolts of lightning and you will
    have passed the final test.  Now you are ready to graduate from the
    Heroes' Guild, exit the woods and talk to the Guildmaster to do so.
    
         Now you are ready to actually begin your adventure and explore the
    World of Fable extensively.  First you should go onto the green and
    glowing pedestal in front of you, this is how you level up.  Follow all
    of the on-screen prompts to learn how to do so and you should have
    enough experience points to purchase at least one upgrade so choose it
    wisely.  When you are done leveling up you will have succesfully
    completed training and you will receive two RESURRECTION PHIALS, a
    lamp, two health potions, one will potion, an apple pie, 55 gold
    pieces, 65 Renown Points, and 615 Experience Points, not bad eh?  No,
    I'm not Canadian, not that there's anything wrong with them.  Now you
    can World Save and quit the game if you want without the worry of
    having to do this quest all over again.
    
         Before you head out to the destiny you forge for yourself, return
    to the Demon Door and turn on your lamp for it, it will then open up so
    head inside for some loot.  In here you'll find BOOK #17: Making
    Friends on the table, BOOK #18: Book of Spells and a Howl Tattoo on the
    bookshelves, open up the tresure chest to find an ELIXIR OF LIFE.
    Drink this potion immediately to permanently increase you Health Bar a
    little.  There are a lot of doors like this throughout the game that
    will require some sort of offering or task to open so get used to them.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - WASP QUEEN HEAD TROPHY
      - SILVER KEY #1
    
         Return to the Quest Map Table to learn how to take on quests.
    Main quests in this game are marked by a gold marker, the side quests
    will be marked with a silver marker, and while venturing you will come
    across special side quests and these are indicated by a bronze marker.
    You can only take on one main quest at a time but you may accept
    numerous side quests at once so keep this in mind.  Also note that all
    side quests are optional and not required to be completed to beat the
    game.  I'd advise you to only take one side quest at a time because
    when you take on a side quest a silver dot will be blinking on the mini
    map, and if you take more than one side quest numerous dots will be
    flashing on the map and it can get confusing.
    
        Anyways, you can't take any side quests yet because your Renown
    Status isn't high enough so take The Wasp Menace main quest and exit
    the Guild next to the table.  The side quests that are on the table
    right now will *NOT* become available at *ANY* point in the game so
    please, no e-mail's on this matter.  In Lookout Point head up the road
    and you'll meet some guy that wants you to kill the wasps in the Picnic
    Area.  Follow him to the crossroads on the mini map and head to the
    gold dot to enter the Picnic Area.  Kill all of the wasps and then the
    Queen will come out to play, just stand back and kill her with arrows
    from a distance, this quest is quite the simple one and you shouldn't
    have any problems completing it.  If you are having problems killing
    the Queen then give up now, bust out the Atari 5600, and jam to Pitfall
    and Moon Patrol.  When the Queen dies you'll be rewarded with her
    trophy head, 500 gold pieces, and 200 Renown Points, the ammount of
    experience gained, extra gold and renown varies depending on your
    combat skills.  Walk around the area and pick up all of the apples,
    pies, and other items.
    
         Exit the Picnic Area and go back to the crossroads to see that
    same bully you saw as a child picking on a helpless beggar.  If you're
    a character of good morals then talk to the beggar, he'll ask you if
    you can get rid of the bully.  To do so you must stick your ass in the
    bullies face and let a couple of good ones rip.  For real, I'm not
    kidding.  The beggar will thank you and you'll earn some good points.
    If you're a character of evil morals then talk to the bully and he will
    ask you to help him get rid of the beggar.  To do so you must burp in
    the beggars face and then smack him around.  The bully will thank you
    and you'll earn some evil points.  Or you can make the neutral choice
    of not getting involved in other peoples' affairs.  This is *NOT*
    considered a side quest as other guides available for this game will
    have you believe.  After you make your moral decision you will see
    vines directly across from you, chop them down and follow the path to
    find SILVER KEY #1.
    
         Head back to the Guild and you'll spot a vendor just to the right
    of the Guild door.  This guy sells Hero Titles so if you don't want to
    be called "Chicken Choker" for the whole game then purchase a new title
    from him.  They're kind of expensive so if you don't want to fork out a
    lot of cash this early in the game then wait until your gold pouch gets
    a little heavier.  Enter the Guild to watch another cut scene to find
    out that Maze wants you to meet him in the Town of Bowerstone South at
    the local pub.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - BOOK #19
      - BOOK #20
      - BOOK #21
      - BOOK #22
      - BOOK #23
      - BOOK #24
      - AGES OF MIGHT POTION
      - BRIGHT WIZARD HAT
      - BRIAR ROSE HERO DOLL
      - JACK OF BLADES HERO DOLL
      - FIST FIGHT LEVEL 1 PASSED
      - SILVER KEY #2
    
    --SIDE QUESTS TO AQUIRE:
      - THE SICK CHILD
      - BOOK COLLECTION
      - COLLECT THE HERO DOLLS
    
    --ADDITIONAL SIDE QUEST TO BE COMPLETED:
      - BEARDY BALDY
    
         Another quest that shouldn't be a quest.  Exit the Guild and head
    towards the gold dot on the mini map, enter the town gates and you'll
    get your weapons taken away because this is a peaceful town and
    violence of any sorts is strictly prohibited, your magic is also
    useless in this town.  Head straight to the gold dot to meet up with
    Maze and listen to the interesting news he has for you, quest
    completed.  I need to take a break after that long journey, whew, I'm
    exhausted!  After the cut scene take notice of all the green dots on
    your mini map, if it's night then I'd advise you to wait for daylight
    and the shops to open up before exploring this town.  All of the green
    dots indicate people of interest and shops.  If it is nightime you can
    gamble on a memory card game in the pub if you want to kill some time
    instead of just standing there with your thumb up your ass.  If you
    want the BRIAR ROSE HERO DOLL then go and play this game and beat it in
    27 seconds or less, just keep betting one gold piece at a time so you
    don't waste all of your money.  This was the hardest Hero Doll for me
    to earn so have patience.  Playing this game in the morning when your
    brain is at its sharpest and not yet full of THC is all I can suggest.
    You can also take up a bed in the Tavern for 35 gold pieces and to make
    approximately ten hours pass by.
    
         Explore this town and get familiar with it, buy some goods,
    weapons, and armor if you can and talk to everyone you see highlighted
    in green.  There is a home in the back of the town you can aquire but
    you don't have nearly enough gold to purchase it just yet so remember
    this bargain and come back when you have enough gold.  After you buy it
    you can rent it out to people to make your money back and gain some
    profits throughout the game.  You will also come to find out that you
    need an invitation to get into Bowerstone North, which you won't be
    receiving any time in the near future.  By the towns main gate talk to
    the guy on the left and MAKE SURE YOU BUY A SPADE FROM HIM!!!  A lot of
    important items I lead you to are buried so whatever you do buy a
    shovel.
    
         The first thing you'll notice is a little girl following you
    around highlighted in green, talk to her and then follow her to her
    sick brother.  You will have the option of taking on a side quest to
    heal this boy, all you have to do is find four Blue Mushrooms, take
    them to the local Witch and have brew up the anidote.  This quest, THE
    SICK CHILD, takes time to complete and won't be for quite some time.
    
         Two more side quest that will become available to you that you
    will not be able to complete for a long time is BOOK COLLECTION and
    COLLECT THE HERO DOLLS.  The teacher in the school needs books, so
    donate all of the books you have found thus far, and every time you
    aquire new books return here to donate them.  You can even stick around
    while the teacher reads to the children if you'd like.  After you
    donate nine books you will receive a BRIGHT WIZARD'S HAT, if you're
    following this guide then you have enough books to donate for the hat.
    After you donate twenty five books you'll get a Silver Key but I don't
    count this one until later on in the game.  You don't have to donate
    the books to get the key, just select no when the teacher asks if you
    want to donate that book.  After you donate the books they will not be
    in your inventory anymore so if you want to read them do so before you
    donate them.  The Hero Doll quest works the same (you have to have a
    doll to trigger this side quest), when you find them donate them to the
    school by giving them to the teacher.  You have to have ALL of the
    dolls in your inventory before you can give them to the teacher.  When
    you give the teacher all seven dolls you'll receive the JACK OF BLADES
    HERO DOLL.
    
        Let's go snag some important items while we have the chance, make
    sure it's day time and all of the shops are open.  In the Clothing Shop
    ghead upstairs and search the bookshelf to find BOOK
    #19: The Repentant Alchemist.  Keep an eye on the Awareness Eye while
    searching houses, if it's all the way open someone will see you take
    the item and it's considered stealing.  If someone does see you commit
    a crime they will call the guards and you will have to pay a fine or
    fight the guards so be weary while stealing.  If you decide not to pay
    the fine of 750 smackers EACH offense then sooner or later the guards
    will overwhelm you and kick you out of the town and take the fine you
    owe them.  If you didn't have all of the fine to pay then you will be
    left with zero gold.  If you leave the town before the guards catch you
    and come back in, you'll still owe the fine, even if you change outfits
    and put on a helmet.  Damnit!  If you want to steal something with no
    physical consequences then wait until the eyeball is completely closed.
    Also note that stealing will earn you some bad points (even if nobody
    sees you) but if you're trying to be good don't worry about taking
    these items I lead you to that you can steal, it won't effect your
    alignment.  There's tons of good deeds to perform ahead so don't worry
    about this petty larceny, unless you get caught, and if that happens it
    sucks to be you for the fine is steep and your gold pouch is pathetic
    at this point in the game.  Before leaving the clothing shop head onto
    the balchony to find SIVER KEY #2.
    
         Enter the house in front of and to the left of the Barber Shop and
    go upstairs, search the cabinet next to the bed to find an AGES OF
    MIGHT POTION, drink it when you get your Combat Mulitplier up really
    high so you can gain tons of strength experience points, if you drink
    it now you'll only get a thousand xp.  Enter the house to the immediate
    right of the Barber Shop and search the shelves to find BOOK #20: Eyes
    of a Killer.  Enter the house behind the one where you found the might
    potion and search the shelves for BOOK #21: You Are Not a Bad Person,
    and BOOK #22: The Guild of Zeroes.  From where you entered this town go
    into the first house on the right and search the shelf upstairs to find
    BOOK #23: Windbreaker Rule Book.  Just around the corner on the left up
    the road from the Blacksmith are some barrels, smash them to find BOOK
    #24: The Sock Method, lol, American Pie anyone?  Beware of smashing
    barrels for it is considered vandalism and if caught, yep, here comes
    another fine.
    
         Okay, now that we got all of the thievery and vandalism out of the
    way head into Bowerstone Quay.  You'll meet the Witch that can brew up
    the anidote for the sick kid.  Head down towards the water to meet a
    dorky guy who wants you to meet his daughter but first you must get
    your hair cut the way she likes it.  This is another side quest, BEARDY
    BALDY, that can be quickly completed.  This quest is downright stupid
    if you ask me, who's the moron game designer who thought this one up?
    Just think, this person was allowed to graduate college and couldn't
    conjure up a better idea than this.  Talk to the dorky guy and he'll
    send you to the Barber Shop three times to get styled, when it's over
    the joke will be on you and you'll get a Fire Monkey Tattoo, 100 Renown
    Points, 100 gold pieces, and 100 experience points.  Now pound the
    living shit out of this asshole for making you do the run around and go
    back to the Barber and get styled more to your, and everyone elses,
    liking.
    
          At midnight go into Bowerstone Quay and you'll meet the Witch
    that can brew up the antidote for the sick kid.  Just past the barn you
    will see people fighting, go talk to the guy highlighted in green, this
    is Tyler Durde (Rund), the leader of the Fistfighter Gang and he will
    offer you a chance to step into the ring and open up a can of whip-ass,
    it costs only 50 gold but you'll win at least 250 gold.  Accept the
    offer and go three rounds with some local tough guys who are actually
    pussies.  When you win you'll have a go at Tyler, simply beat his ass
    and you'll be rewarded a FIST FIGHT LEVEL 1 PASSED letter.  If you can
    beat Rund without taking any damage you'll win 350 gold, if he hits you
    you'll only win 250 gold.  You can fight in more arenas all around
    Albion if you'd like and this is *NOT* considered a side quest as other
    guides available for this game will have you believe.  Head back
    through the towns main gate and run straight ahead to enter Greatwood.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR
      - FISHING ROD
      - THE ROD OF CHAMPIONS
      - FISHERMAN'S HAT
      - FISHERMAN'S GOLDEN FISH TROPHY
      - BOOK #25
      - SILVER KEY #3
      - SILVER KEY #4
      - SILVER KEY #5
    
         Take notice of all the red dots on the map, these are enemies so
    get ready for some patheticaly easy action.  Head up the road a little
    ways and kill some wasps, you'll see people walking down the roads
    throughout the game and some of them may be vendors selling items so
    you always want to check and see if these traveling bands of idiots got
    the good stuff.  Head towards the southern part of the map, to the far
    right is a dead end, go there to find some health potions and open up
    the treasure chest to find a WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR and drink it, this
    will permenently raise your Mana Bar a little.  On the opposite side of
    the map from where you are are two roads, take the top one to enter
    Fisher Creek to try and complete this easy side quest.
    
         Kill the wasps around the area and a guy will come out of his
    cabin and thank you, he will give you a FISHING ROD and a free entry to
    the tournament he's holding.  First you must learn how to fish.  Go
    onto the far left side of the cabin to find a trasure chest with
    Leather Gauntlets in them.  You'll see bubbles in the water next to the
    chest, go and put your line in the water over the bubbles and wait a
    few seconds to snag a fish, start reeling it in by left clicking the
    mouse really fast.  Stop clicking the mouse when the fish runs with the
    line or it will snap, this may take you some practice.  After you snag
    the fish you'll notice three more sets of bubbles in the water, fish
    out what causing them for SILVER KEY #3, 100 gold pieces, and a
    Moustache Card.  Go back towards the cabin and walk out onto the little
    dock, you'll see more bubbles on the left so drop a line in to catch a
    GOLDEN FISH TROPHY.  Leave this area back into Greatwood and then come
    right back in here.
    
         You'll now see two guys sitting on a bench to the right, go and
    talk to the tournament host to enter the competition.  This is an easy
    contest and I'm sure you'll have no problems winning these next three
    items.  Simply keep on cathing fish until you win, you'll probably win
    all three items with the first fish you have weighed, that's how easy
    this joke of a tournament is.  I have no idea what the weight of the
    fishes have to be to win these prizes because I won them all with the
    first fish I caught.  Your rewards for winning the tournament are a
    FISHERMAN'S HAT, THE ROD OF CHAMPIONS, and SILVER KEY #4, along with
    some gold pieces and Renown Points.  Go into the house and take BOOK
    #25: A Hero's Journey I off of the bookshelf.
    
         Go back into Greatwood and may I suggest that since you're not
    involved in a quest right now and can World Save that you take an hour
    or two to just run around and level your character up.  Below you is
    the road that leads to Greatwood Lake, just keep running into there and
    Greatwood and kill the enemies over and over.  Believe me when I tell
    you that this will be time well spent so your character can become a
    bit more powerful 'cause right now you're fragile and weak, you'll also
    collect lots of gold so you can buy better weapons and armor.  Don't
    forget that you can use your Guild Seal to warp back to the Heroes'
    Guild at any time so you can level up and then transport right back to
    where you were.  When in Greatwood Lake, as soon as you enter run up
    the hill on the right for SILVER KEY #5.  There is also a Silver Key
    Treasure Chest when you cross the bridge on the left that requires five
    keys to open, do so to snag another ELIXIR OF LIFE.  After you feel you
    have gained enough experience head back to the Heroes' Guild and take
    the next main quest, the Orchard Farm.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - BLUE MUSHROOM #1
      - BLUE MUSHROOM #2
      - TREASURE CLUE #5
      - SILVER KEY #6
      - SILVER KEY #7
      - ELIXIR OF LIFE
      - AGES OF SKILL POTION
      - WHISPERS BROOCH TROPHY
    
         Depending on your morality choose to attack or defend the Orchard
    Farm.  Exit the Guild and head towards the crossroads that led you to
    the Picnic Area and Bowerstone to see two stoners, talk to them and
    they will tell you they dropped some shrooms in the water near the
    Demon Door in the Heroes' Guild.  Turn around and go back to the Guild
    Demon Door, you'll see bubbles in the water on the left so drop your
    fishing line in the bubbles to catch BLUE MUSHROOM #1.  Now head into
    the Guild Woods and fish in the pond on the right where the bubbles are
    for SILVER KEY #6.
    
         Just before the Picnic Area on the left is some more bubbley
    water, drop your line in there to snag an AGES OF SKILL POTION.  Go
    into the Picnic Area and you'll see a woman standing on the left, go
    talk to her and find out that she's tripping her tits off, I think
    those hippies spiked her apple pie.  If you can make her laugh she'll
    reward you.  You should have the expression "Kiss my Ass," use it on
    her and she will begin to laugh, do it again to receive BLUE MUSHROOM
    #2.  There are probably other expressions you can use to make her
    laugh, this was the only one I tried and it worked so I couldn't try
    any other ones.
    
         Head back into Greatwood and head towards the gold dot, if you are
    defending the farm enter it through Greatwood Lake, if you are
    attacking the farm enter it through Greatwood.  If you are defending
    the farm all you have to do is stop the Bandits from stealing the
    crates.  If attacking the farm all you have to do protect a Bandit
    while he steals the crates.  Whether attacking or defending this will
    be another extremely simple quest to complete.
    
         When you are finished doing what you came here to do Whisper will
    show up, she'll teach you about flourishing and you'll have a go at her
    so you can practice your flourishing techniques.  You've had this all
    along in case you haven't noticed yet, this should've been taught
    during melee training and not at this point in the game if you ask me.
    Piss poor game designing.  After you beat Whisper this quest will be
    complete and you'll receive 1,000 gold pieces, 400 Renown Points, some
    experience points, and WHISPERS BROOCH TROPHY.
    
         Run along the side of the house to a grave, dig it up with your
    shovel for an Upper Dress, uh, okay.  Head behind the barn to find a
    tresure chest, open it to receive a gem, a Jet.  Head towards the large
    open area on the map, before going into the orchard look to the left of
    the gate, open the chest for TREASURE CLUE #5.  Yes, there is a quite
    extravagent buried booty somewhere in Albion, there are six treasure
    clues to find in all.  Enter the orchard and go to the water and you'll
    spot some more bubbles on the far right below a small dock, drop a line
    in to catch a Coron Visor Tattoo.  On the far left there is another
    dock, go to the end of it and set your line into some more bubbley
    water to catch SILVER KEY #7.  Near the exit into Greatwood Lake is a
    small puddle on the right that is bubbling, drop your line in there to
    catch another ELIXIR OF LIFE.  Now teleport to the Heroes' Guild and
    take the Hobbes Killing Contest side quest.  There is also the Hobbe
    Cave side quest but your Renown Status might not be high enough yet.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - HOBBE TOOTH TROPHY
      - BOOK #26
    
         Leave the Guild and you'll see a green dot at the crossroads on
    your mini map, go to it and talk to a guy that needs an escort to the
    Orchard Farm, take him there for the reward of 600 gold is handsome.
    Use your follow expression and head into Greatwood.  Use your wait
    expression and have this guy stay in a safe area while you kill
    enemies, if you venture too far away from him while he's waiting he
    will leave Greatwood.  If you have the Heal Life spell you can use it
    on this guy if he gets injured.  Go and have him follow you into
    Greatwood Lake and again have him wait in a safe area and kill all of
    the enemies by the lake.  Now take him into the farm to complete this
    easy escort and collect the rest of your gold due, you'll also receive
    100 Renown Points.  If you manage to get him to the farm unscathed
    you'll also receive a gem.  If this guy happened to die he will appear
    at the crossroads again sooner or later so don't worry if he croaks.
    How can this be, is he the chosen one?  Piss poor game designing.  I
    don't mean to mock the game but you'll notice a lot of small things
    like this throughout your adventure that just don't add up.
    
        Perfect, the Orchard Farm is where the Hobbes Killing Contest takes
    place so head towards the blinking gold dot to let the game begin.  You
    have to kill more Hobbes than Whisper and the Hobbes will be the
    toughest enemies you've fought thus far.  Run towards the red dots on
    the map and begin slaughtering as many Hobbes as you can, you have 3:30
    to beat Whispers kill count.  To be a real dick wait until Whisper
    beats the Hobbes down and then move in to steal her kills, she'll get
    pissed but doesn't do anything about it.  Take note that her spells can
    harm you if you get in their way and she doesn't intentionally cast
    them at you.  After you win (if you lost then you can try again) you'll
    get a HOBBE TOOTH TROPHY, 900 gold pieces, and 200 Renown Points as
    well as some experience points.  If your combat skills were sufficiant
    enough you'll also receive a bunch of extra renown, gold, and
    experience points.  Enter the farmhouse and search the bookshelf for
    BOOK #26: The Rotten Apple, there's another book in here too, Making
    Friends, but you already have it if you're following this guide.
    Teleport back to the Heroes' Guild and take the Hobbe Cave sidequest.
    If you don't have enough Renown for this quest then take the main quest
    Trader Escort and that will earn you enough Renown for the cave quest,
    you have to reach the Familiar Status.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - 2 FLAME AUGMENTATION JEWELS
      - WELLO'S PICKHAMMER
      - SILVER KEY #8
      - SILVER KEY #9
      - WILL USER'S BRIGHT GLOVES
      - WILL USER'S BRIGHT BOOTS
      - WILL USER'S BRIGHT UPPER ROBE
      - WILL USER'S BRIGHT LOWER ROBE
      - HEXAGON KEY
      - WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR
      - HOBBE HEAD TROPHY
      - BOOK #27
      - CUTLASS BLUETANE
    
    --ADDITIONAL SIDE QUEST TO BE COMPLETED:
      - BANDIT TOLL
    
         Head into Greatwood Lake and follow the silver marker into
    Greatwood Gorge.  Head up the road and you'll run into a Bandit that is
    demanding 400 gold if you are to pass.  Passing this toll is considered
    a side quest and don't ask me why.  This area is loaded with Bandits
    and if you killed the toll booth attendant then you will be attacked
    from every which way.  Head up the road and go left, cross the bridge
    into a camp and search the treasure chest on the right for a FLAME
    AUGMENTATION JEWEL, to the left of this chest is another one, open it
    for 500 gold.  Continue along to a dead end and open yet another chest
    for a Steel Pickhammer.  If you want to augment a weapon simply go into
    your inventory, select a weapon and if it can be augmented you'll see
    an augment tab, I think you can take it from there.  Remember that once
    a weapon is augmented it CANNOT be undone so I don't want ANY e-mail's
    asking me how to un-augment weapons!
    
         Turn around and head towards the purple dot, to open this Demon
    Door you must perform a great act of evil for it to open.  Go and find
    somebody to follow you to this door and kill the bastard in front of it
    to make it open, make sure you talk to the door before you kill the
    person and that the door is highlighted while you kill 'em.  Good
    people need not worry, killing one innocent person won't affect your
    alignment, and besides, it's a video game and if your concious is that
    bad then maybe you shouldn't be playing an M rated game, why don't you
    go find out if your local Community Center offers night classes in de-
    yuppifying, they probably have a twelve step program for that.  If you
    are having trouble finding somebody to follow you, you can always hire
    that guy in the Tavern in Bowerstone South.  Another way to get into
    this door is if you're evil enough to have horns growing out of your
    forehead then the door will open for you.  Through the Demon Door you
    will find WELLO'S PICKHAMMER inside of a treasure chest, a decent
    weapon to use for a while.  Leave this area and go right into Greatwood
    Cullis Gate.
    
         To your left is a Cullis Gate, head to the silver dot on the map
    to enter Rose Cottage and this quest will officially begin.  Straight
    ahead is another Demon Door, to open this one you must present it with
    a gift.  I used some chocolate and it worked, as usual, on my first try
    so I didn't get to fiddle around to see what other gifts will open up
    this door.  Once you get through the door you'll find the WILL USER'S
    BRIGHT SUIT in a treasure chest on the left which consists of gloves,
    boots, upper and lower robes, quite the nice stash we've stumbled upon.
    Leave this secret haven and approach the cottage and to the left of it
    you'll see some vines, chop them down to reveal a treasure chest and
    open it for 500 gold, doing this is considered a bad deed (why?) so if
    you're good then don't chop the vines down.  Open the cottage door to
    watch a cut scene, you'll receive a HEXAGON KEY so you can rescue this
    poor old ladies grandson who is being held captive in the Hobbe Cave.
    To the far left is a circle of flowers, dig in the middle of them with
    your shovel for SILVER KEY #8.
    
         Leave this area and head towards the silver dot, just before it
    look to your right to spot some more bubbley water, drop a line in to
    catch a Moonfish.  Head into Greatwood Caves and you'll see another
    Demon Door on the left, to open this one you have to get your Combat
    Multiplier up to 13 or higher but you will not be able to open up this
    door yet.  To the right are some vines, chop them down and head
    straight into the Hobbe Cave.
    
         Straight ahead is a door, go through it and you'll see a guy
    trapped in a cage, kill all of the Hobbes and then you can hire this
    man to fight by your side if you please.  I hope your character still
    isn't a weakling and you have a decent melee weapon because these
    Hobbes are brutal opponents, especially when they surround you.  The
    Force Push and Infernal Wrath spells are very helpful in this balls to
    the wall, hack and slash, holy shit I'm almost dead, why did you lead
    me in here you asshole kind of cave.  Leave this room and go right to
    get surrounded by another gang of Hobbes, cut them all down and go into
    the door on the left.  In here kill some more Hobbes (use the exploding
    barrel in the left corner to your advantage) and you'll see another
    Silver Key Treasure Chest that requires five keys to open, open it up
    for a WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR.  Exit this room and head towards the silver
    dot and go through another door to enter the main chamber.  When the
    slaughter fest is over you'll see two treasure chests, open them up for
    500 gold in each and another FLAME AUGMENTATION JEWEL.  Open the door
    that requires the Hexagon Key to do so and head through the moonlit
    tunnel and go through the door at the end to be in the Focus Chamber.
    
         Head down the stairs into an underground lake and you'll see the
    little boy that is being held captive.  When the cut scene ends a Nymph
    will tell you she'll let the boy go if you bring her another person to
    replace him.  If that guy is with you, well, it sucks to be him.  I say
    screw this Nympho and kill her but as you know this game is all about
    choices so make yours, the good choice is to kill her, the evil choice
    is to trade just so you're not confused as to which moral decision to
    make for your characters alignment.  If you do decide to kill her she
    will summon enemies so don't dilly-dally and kill this chic quickly,
    fireballs work wonders on her, so do multi-arrows.  When she's dead, or
    you traded that douchebag for the boy, the child will be free.  If you
    did trade the guy for the boy you can still kill the Nympho and then
    you'll have to escort two people out of this hell hole of a cave.  Look
    around for a circle of red mushrooms and dig in the middle of them with
    your spade for SILVER KEY #9.  Now you must protect the boy while you
    bring him all the way back to his grandmother in Rose Cottage, I hope
    you have the Heal Life Spell.  The Hobbes will be primarily focused on
    you but a few strays will attack the child so have him wait in a safe
    area while you dispose of all the fat little freaks lurking around.  If
    the boy dies then you'll have to try this quest over again and again
    until you succeed.  If you rescued that guy and you take him out of the
    cave he will demand his share of the gold.  Can you believe this
    asshole?  You save his life and then he has the balls to demand money.
    Kill the greedy bastard, don't pay him, KILL 'EM!  When you return the
    child to his grandmother you will be rewarded a HOBBE HEAD TROPHY, 400
    Renown Points, and 5,500 gold pieces, again the ammount of experience,
    extra gold, and extra renown are based upon your combat skills and
    moral choice.  Go into the cottage to find BOOK #27: A Hero's Journey
    II on the bookshelf.
    
         Go back to the Demon Door that is in front of the Hobbe Cave. To
    open up this door requires you to get your Combat Multiplier up to at
    least 15, NOT THIRTEEN (as other guides available for this game will
    have you believe), 15.  Sometimes there will be an Earth Troll for you
    to kill or sometimes there will be Hobbes running around.  This will be
    a little challenging, at least it was for me.  How I got in here was I
    put up my Physical Shield spell, ate a bunch of carrots during the
    battle, and used my fists to punch the shit out of the troll.  If you
    try it this way make sure you have plenty of will potions on hand.
    Every time I used my melee weapon (even the stick) the troll would die
    long before the Combat Multiplier reached fifteen.  As soon as your
    Combat Multiplier reaches 15, I recommend 16 just so you have enough
    time to get over there, run and talk to the Demon Door and it will then
    open up for you.  Inside you will find the CUTLASS BLUETANE, the most
    powerful Cleaver in the game.  Head back to the Heroes' Guild and take
    the next main quest, Trader Escort.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - 3 RESURRECTION PHIALS
      - WILL USER'S DARK BOOTS
      - WILL USER'S DARK GLOVES
      - WILL USER'S DARK UPPER ROBE
      - WILL USER'S DARK LOWER ROBE
      - SILVER KEY #10
      - SILVER KEY #11
      - FLAME AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - LIGHTNING AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - TRADER FEATHER TROPHY
      - ARKEN'S CROSSBOW
    
    --SIDE QUEST TO AQUIRE:
      - CHAPEL OF SKORM
    
         Teleport to the Greatwood Cullis Gate and head into Greatwood
    Caves.  If you would like to gain MASSIVE ammounts of experience then
    head into the Hobbe Cave and spend half an hour so wandering around in
    there killing them all.  Head into Darkwood just past the Demon Door to
    watch a cut scene.  You now have to escort two traders all the way to
    the Barrow Fields and it will be a long and dangerous journey.  Walk
    down the road a little ways and you'll meet up with another trader, you
    can choose to let him tag along or you can say "screw you" and let him
    wander through this god forsaken forest all by his lonesome.  Open the
    treasure chest on the right for a RESURRECTION PHIAL.  Head to the gold
    dot and enter the Darkwood Marshes.
    
         Watch the cut scene, when it's over you'll see yet another Demon
    Door on the left and you will be attacked by the creature in the scene,
    a Balverine, they can be a real pain in the ass when they disappear so
    get used to them doing it.  To open this Demon Door will require you to
    kill about twenty Hobbes so have the traders wait by the exit into
    Darkwood so they don't get killed.  Go into the Demon Door to find a
    WILL USER'S DARK SUIT which consists of boots, gloves, upper and lower
    robes.  Have the traders follow you towards the gold dot and you'll
    come to a large open area with giant mushrooms, stand back and shoot
    all the shrooms, if you get too close to them they will explode and the
    spores will severely injure you and the traders.  Just before the open
    area to the left is a tresure chest, open it up to find another Jet.
    Head to the gold dot to enter Darkwood Lake.
    
         Head left to spot yet another treasure chest, open it up to snag
    some Leather Boots.  Head down the road towards the watery area, when
    you enter the water to your immediate right is another chest, open it
    for 250 gold pieces.  On the left where the white dot is on the map is
    a Bordello but it's closed for renovations, damnit!  Go right of this
    Palace of Love to see another Silver Key Treasure Chest, this one
    requires fifteen keys to open, since you only have nine keys right now
    you obviously have to remember to come back here later.  In this chest
    is ARKEN'S CROSSBOW, the most powerful ranged weapon in the game so you
    might want to come back here.  Almost directly across from the whore
    house you'll spot a large boulder embedded in the ground with a hole in
    the top, shoot an arrow through the hole for SILVER KEY #10.  Damn, why
    couldn't that chest be for only ten keys?  Head to the gold dot to
    enter the Darkwood Camp.
    
         The traders will head into the camp, you should follow them for
    there are a few vendor's in there selling some good stuff. You'll also
    find a Steel Axe in a treasure chest, a RESURRECTION PHIAL in another
    chest, and a Dark Vortex Tattoo in a barrel.  You can also buy a FLAME
    AUGMENTATION JEWEL from the weapons vendor for an insane ammount of
    gold.  Too bad that if you kill him the jewel can't be taken so don't
    try it.  Before heading towards the gold dot go to the white one on the
    map to enter the Darkwood Chapel of Skorm.  Walk up the road to the
    chapel, before you go in head to the left of it to find an Assassin
    Shirt in a tresure chest.  Head into the chapel and talk to the guys in
    there, you will be asked to give up a trader for a human sacrifice.
    You can if you want, your choice.  This side quest is for evil
    characters so don't do this one if you're a good guy.  This quest will
    require you to bring people here and then offer them up for a human
    sacrifice at midnight.  When you've donated a couple of unfortunate
    souls you will receive the Crossbow of Skorm, the most powerful bow in
    the game.  I thank Erik Pirmann (he was the first to let me know, about
    15 people e-mailed me) for letting me know what item you'll get.
    Sacrifice some more people and you'll receive the Hero Title of
    Necromancer.  If you are having trouble finding people to follow you
    here you can wait until you do the main quest Find the Bandit Seeress
    and have all of the Bandits in Twinblade's Camp follow you here, it is
    a long walk though.  Head back into the Darkwood Camp and go to the
    gold dot to enter Ancient Cullis Gate.
    
         This might be a good time to tell you that if you let that one
    trader tag along with you he will turn into a Balverine sooner or later
    so slay his ass down when he does.  Head towards the red dots and take
    them all out, you'll notice a Cullis Gate, this will not get activated
    for quite some time so don't wonder why you can't transport here after
    you complete this quest.  Continue along slaying more enemies and
    you'll come to yet another treasure chest, open it for a RESURRECTION
    PHIAL.  Go onto the bridge to the right of the chest and you'll see
    bubbles in the water to the right, drop your fishing line in there to
    snag SILVER KEY #11.  Head to the gold dot to enter Darkwood Weir.
    
         Walk into the creek and go left to a treasure chest, open it for a
    LIGHTNING AUGMENTATION JEWEL, whoo-hoo!  Continue on towards the gold
    dot and another Earth Troll will rise out of the ground.  Kill it (the
    Infernal Wrath spell two or higher works wonders on these things) and
    go through the gate it was guarding to finally be in the Barrow Fields.
    The traders, or trader, will tell you to follow 'em, do so and this
    quest will be complete.  You'll be rewarded with a TRADER'S FEATHER
    TROPHY, 500 Renown Points, and 2,000 gold pieces, you should know how
    the extra points and gold system works by now.  You will immediately
    head into the next main quest that shouldn't be a quest at all, Maze's
    New Information.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - BLUE MUSHROOM #3
      - BLUE MUSHROOM #4
      - WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR
      - BOOK #28
      - BOOK #29
      - BOOK #30
      - BOOK #31
      - RESURRECTION PHIAL
      - CHICKEN HAT
      - CHICKEN KICKING TROPHY
      - SILVER KEY #12
      - SILVER KEY #13
      - FIST FIGHT LEVEL 2 PASSED
      - WITCH'S POTION
    
    --SIDE QUESTS TO BE COMPLETED:
      - TREASURE OF THE GHOST PIRATE
      - CHICKEN KICKING COMPETITION
      - THE SICK CHILD
    
         Head to the green dot on your mini map and talk to a guy and he
    will sell you BLUE MUSHROOM #3 for 1,500 gold pieces, whoa, a bit steep
    don't you think?  That prick.  To the left of this guy you'll see some
    bubbles in the water, fish out what's causing them for 500 gold.
    You'll also notice a Cullis Gate on the map and a Demon Door, head
    towards the door and on the bridge you'll spot some more bubbley water
    on the right, drop a line in there to catch a Coron Night Tattoo.  Head
    towards the purple dot and you'll see another treasure chest, open it
    for a Sapphire.  To the right of the Demon Door is some more bubbles in
    the water, drop your line in there to catch another Moonfish.  To open
    this Demon Door you have to be big and plump so stand in front of it
    and eat and eat and eat some more.  Doing this will not alter your
    appearence or slow you down any so don't worry, eat 30 apple pies to
    achieve fat ass status and then the door will open.  In here you will
    find another phial of WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR.  Head to the gold dot to
    enter your rebuilt hometown of Oakvale.
    
        Watch the cut scene and go straight ahead to meet up with Maze and
    this short quest is over.  After the cut scene you'll be on the beach
    staring at a dock.  Go onto the dock to spot some more bubbley water on
    the right, go fishing again to snag a Fake Wedding Ring.  Before we
    head back to the Heroes' Guild to take up a new quest let's explore
    Oakvale some more, make sure it's daytime.  You've probably noticed
    that not only was this town rebuilt it was greatly expanded as well.
    Run along the beach to a green dot, talk to a woman to find out that
    she misses her hubby, remember her.  Just past the woman is the
    entrance to Clifftop Path but don't go in there, go around the corner
    to spot another treasure chest and open it for a pair of Assassin
    Boots.
    
        Leave the beach area and go up the hill, hang a left to be at that
    house where that guy was cheating on his wife at the beginning of the
    game.  Run along the side of it to find another treasure chest with 250
    gold inside of it.  Go into this house and search upstairs for BOOK
    #28: A Hero's Journey III, you'll also pick up another book you already
    have if you are following this guide.  Leave this house and head into
    the one nextdoor on the left, search upstairs for BOOK #29: The Trials
    of Aarkan.  Leave this house and go left to see your old house, it's
    for sale and costs 5,000 gold pieces.  Again, if you purchase this
    house you may rent it out to people to make your money back and gain
    some as well.  Head to the right of the map where four green dots are,
    go into the first house on the right and search the bookshelf for BOOK
    #30: The Oakvale Raid.  Leave this house and search all of the other
    homes in this little area for BOOK #31: The Ugly Guide.  You'll spot a
    treasure chest behind a gate, open it for a RESURRECTION PHIAL.  Talk
    to the woman by the well to find out where the last Blue Mushroom is,
    some guy named Cyril has it in the Guild Woods.
    
         Head to the dead end in the bottom far right corner of the map and
    you'll run into a guy who holds a Chicken Kicking game down on the
    beach but first you must get rid of a ghost for him.  Go down to the
    green dot on the beach and talk to a ghost and he needs help, your
    choice.  He says he has buried some treasure on the beach and if you
    find it if you can give it to his wife, the woman I told you to
    remember.  This side quest is called TREASURE OF THE GHOST PIRATE and
    we'll complete it real quick.  Go into the hut on the right and open up
    the treasure chest for an Oak Crossbow.  Head back to the other beach
    and face the dock, dig on the left of it by the pillars under the
    gazeebo to find 500 gold, bring it to his widow and she will be
    grateful.  Now return to the ghost and he'll tell you that he has
    buried some treasure in the Memorial Garden.  Go in there, it's right
    above the beach, and you'll see a large statue of a warrior swinging an
    axe.  Dig under the axe to find the Pirate's buried booty, SILVER KEY
    #12 and an Obsidian Greataxe to complete this side quest for 100 Renown
    Points and 150 gold.
    
        Head back and talk to the guy that holds the chicken kicking game
    and go onto the beach to complete another easy side quest, the CHICKEN
    KICKING COMPETITION.  Before talking to the host of this fine
    competition take off all of your clothes so you aren't encumbered by
    the big bulky armor you're probably wearing.  Now enter the
    competition.  If you're at least level four in all of your strength
    upgrades then this will be a walk in the park, if you're maxed out in
    that catagory then kick the chicken's lightly or you'll boot 'em right
    off the end of dock and into the water.  Follow the on-screen
    instructions and strat kicking the chicken.  Wait until the chicken is
    to the far left or right and is at the white line, then RUN up to it
    and boot it diagonally, hopefully it'll land on the 100 point marker.
    This game will take you some practice but at 50 gold pieces per game
    you had better get the hang of it quickly.  When you have won the
    competition you will be rewarded a CHICKEN HAT and SILVER KEY #13.  If
    you get a perfect 500 score then you'll win the CHICKEN KICKING TROPHY.
    
         At midnight we'll get to have another go in the Fistfighter Gang
    Arena, it's in the little cul de sac on the bottom middle portion of
    the map.  Enter the next fight for fifty bucks and if you win you'll
    get a FIST FIGHTER LEVEL 2 PASS letter along with at least two hundred
    gold profit.
    
         Teleport back to the Heroes' Guild and and head into the Guild
    Woods, talk to Cyril and he will give you a note.  If you are to aquire
    the last Blue Mushroom you must take the note to Myra, the woman who
    told you about Cyril.  Give her the letter and then she'll give you one
    in return for Cyril, you can also lie to her and tell her the letter is
    from you.  Take the note back to Cyril and he will give you the last
    BLUE MUSHROOM wheter you give him Myra's letter or not.  Warp to
    Bowerstone South and head into the Quay, talk to the witch and you can
    either give her the shrooms so she can brew up the WITCH'S POTION for
    the sick kid, or you can keep them for yourself.  Take the antidote to
    the sick kids mom and give it to her to be good or keep it to be an
    evil prick.  Wait until you see who you cured, would you have if you
    had known it was this asshole?  Go back to the Guild and take the next
    main quest, Find the Bandit Seeress.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - SILVER KEY #14
      - BANDIT BOOTS
      - BANDIT SHIRT
      - BANDIT TROUSERS
      - BANDIT BANDANA
      - BANDIT GLOVES
      - AGES OF SKILL POTION
      - AGES OF WILL POTION
      - AGES OF MIGHT POTION
      - HERO DOLL: TWINBLADE
      - DOLLMASTER MACE
      - 3 RESURRECTION PHIALS
      - FIST FIGHT LEVEL 3 PASSED
      - BANDIT SEAL TROPHY
    
         This will be another fun filled dangerous journey so let's go.
    Teleport to Oakvale and head down the beach to enter Clifftop Path.
    This part can get frustrating because you're going to have to use
    stealth tactics and if you're not very good at them you will have
    issues passing through the gate ahead.  First of all if you are seen
    the gates will close and you'll be attacked by three bozos.  I'd advise
    you to sneak along and use head shots with your bow or run towards the
    gate and you'll see a large boulder to the left, hide behind it and
    more guards will appear.  Wait until two guards walk by and a third
    will be on the other side of the boulder, when the two other guards get
    far enough away pull out your bow and shoot the guard on the other side
    of the boulder in the head to decapitate him, now run through the gate
    to enter the Abandoned Road.
    
         Watch the cut scene and you'll find out that you need a Bandit
    Outfit if you want to get into their camp.  This road is infested with
    Bandit's so be careful, head forwards and you'll run into a treasure
    chest on the right, open it for the first article of clothing, BANDIT
    BOOTS.  Go up the stairs just past the chest and you'll see more steps
    in front of you, open up the treasure chest on the right for a BANDIT
    SHIRT.  Head up the stairs and go right, open the treasure chest in the
    tent for BANDIT TROUSERS, smash the barrels across from this chest to
    snag an AGES OF SKILL POTION.  Head up another flight of stairs and
    head straigh, the next treasure chest is on the right next to a tent
    with the BANDIT BANDANA, the last chest is just past this one on the
    left with BANDIT GLOVES, you now have the complete outfit.  Head to the
    purple dot to another Demon Door, to open it you must have three
    outfits, a Bandit Suit, a Dark Will User's Outfit, and a Bright Plate
    Suit.  You will not be able to open this up for quite some time but
    when you do you'll receive the almighty DOLLMASTER'S MACE. Remember to
    come back here when you get the shiny plate suit, you should already
    have the other two outfits if you're following this guide.  To the
    right of the door is another treasure chest with a RESURRECTION PHIAL.
    Head to the gold dot and enter Twinblade's Camp.
    
         Put on your newly aquired Bandit Suit and talk to the guard ahead
    of you by the Cullis Gate, he will let you enter the camp.  Now that
    you're in this camp you can take that ridiculously low armor rating
    suit off.  Head down the road to enter a camp area, the Bandit's are
    friendlys right now so don't attack them, unless you're evil and if
    that's the case let the slaughter fest begin.  To the right are some
    vendor's selling decent items so go and buy an Obsidian melee weapon if
    you don't have one yet, they're not that expensive.  If you've made the
    evil decision the gates will get opened so you won't need a pass.  Go
    to the little cul de sac in the bottom right of the map to find an AGES
    OF WILL potion in a barrel, open up the treasure chest on the left for
    500 gold, dig in front of the chest with your shovel for SILVER KEY
    #14.  To get into Twinblade's Tent we have to have a pass, you can buy
    one for 1,000 gold from a guy to the left of the stairs leading into
    the tent, OR you can play a memory game just past this bozo to aquire a
    pass, the game isn't hard at all so play it to save yourself a grand.
    If you beat the memory game (after you get the pass of course) in less
    than twenty seconds you'll win the TWINBLADE HERO DOLL.  When you have
    aquired a pass head to the gold dot and show it to the guard and he
    will let you enter Twinblade's Elite Camp.
    
         If you are doing the Fist Fighter Gang thing then at midnight meet
    them at the arena in here for the next fight, when you win you'll
    receive a FIST FIGHT LEVEL 3 PASSED letter.  Head straight to enter
    another tent area, smash the barrels on the left for an AGES OF MIGHT
    POTION.  If evil then start killing people to open up the gate into
    Twinblade's Tent area.  You'll notice a bunch of green dots to the
    bottom left and bottom right of the map, go to the one right to spot a
    few Assassin's, talk to Roderick and you can hire his assistance for
    2,000 gold.  If you do then he'll do what you hired him to do so you
    can sneak into Twinblade's Tent.  If you don't want to hire this guy
    then don't, you can always assassinate the Assassin's.  Head to the
    green dots on the left and on the way you'll run into another tent
    area, grab the Steel Greatmace leaning against a tent and open the
    treasure chest for some Assassin Trousers.  Go to the dots and you'll
    see some prisoners in cages, kill the guard to get the key and free
    them, now head to the blinking dot for a tough battle, put on your best
    gear and equip your best weapon.
    
         Watch the very surprising cut scene and then you will have to
    battle with Twinblade who is about three times your size and armed with
    two GIGANTIC swords.  I hope by this point of the game that you have
    the Physical Shield Spell.  Twinblade really isn't that hard, watch out
    for when he swings his swords in the air, after he does he'll lunge
    towards you and slam his swords down and if you're not in their way
    they'll get stuck into the ground.  When this happens attack Twinblade
    from behind, you'll notice that circling the arena are a bunch of
    Bandit's, if you get too close to them they will whack you so stay in
    the center of the arena.  The Infernal Wrath level three spell will fry
    this bastard up really quick.  After you beat Twinblade down a cut
    scene will trigger, spare his life or take it, if good then spare his
    life, if evil then take it.  If you do decide to ice Twinblade then all
    of the Bandit's surrounding you will join in to help their leader.  If
    you decide to let the big bastard live then just walk out of this area.
    Go into the tent and open up three treasure chests for 250 gold,
    another RESURRECTION PHIAL, and 500 gold.  Head to the dead end on the
    map for another treasure chest with a Diamond in it.  Go back into the
    previous area to complete this quest and receive at least 4,500 gold,
    1,000 Renown Points, and the BANDIT SEAL TROPHY.  Teleport back to the
    Heroes' Guild and talk to Maze in his tower and you will be given a new
    main quest, Find the Archeologist.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - 2 RESURRECTION PHIALS
      - AGES OF WILL POTION
      - SILVER KEY #15
      - HEALTH AUGMENTATION JEWEL
    
         Transport to the Witchwood Cullis Gate and get ready for a really
    short and easy quest.  Chop down the vines on the right and open up the
    treasure chest for a RESURRECTION PHIAL.  Chop down the vines on the
    left and you'll see some bubbley water on the left, drop your fishing
    line in there to catch a Moonfish.  Head towards the gold dot and a
    Rock Troll will make an appearence.  Time its boulders and hit them
    with your melee weapon to send them back or use my stratagy in the
    enemies section way above.  When it croaks continue along to spot a
    skeleton on the right, grab the AGES OF WILL POTION next to it and then
    enter the next area, Witchwood Stones.
    
         The first thing you'll notice is that on the right is a big gold
    dot with a Demon Door, the Archeologist is behind it.  To open this
    door we must go to some magical stones and spell H-I-T-S.  Put your
    fishing line into the bubbley water on the left to snag SILVER KEY #15.
    Continue down the path towards the four green dots and you'll spot some
    vines on the right, chop them down and open up the treasure chest for
    an Obsidian Greathammer.  Go to the green dots, these are the magic
    stones, press "Tab" to see the letter of the stone, and keep hitting
    them with your melee weapon until you spell HITS, then go to the Demon
    Door.  Head inside to meet the Archeologist to complete this quest.
    Grab the Chainmail Leggings out of the treasure chest, grab the
    RESSURRECTION PHIAL out of the chest in the wagon, grab books off of
    the shelf (you already have them all if you're following this guide),
    and open up the Silver Key Treasure Chest that requires fifteen keys to
    find a HEALTH AUGMENTATION JEWEL, this is one of the best augmentations
    in the game and is *EXTREMELY* rare so choose very wisely as to what
    weapon you put this on.  Warp back to the Guild and take the next side
    quest, Trader Rescue or Trader Massacre.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - Zilch, zero, nadda
    
         If you are down for the slaughter and want to massacre a bunch of
    innocents, teleport to Barrow Fields and waste everyone to achieve this
    short quest and be rewarded at least 5,000 gold as well as 400 Renown
    Points.  If you want to be a good ole boy and rescue some traders this
    quest will be a little longer and more difficult to achieve.  Or you
    can choose to do them both.
    
         For the rescue quest transport to Twinblades Camp and watch the
    cut scene.  When it's over head towards the upper green dot to meet a
    trader, talk to him and he will follow you into Twinblades Elite Camp.
    Go to the green dots and rescue the last two trader's and head back to
    the previous area, protect the traders and exit Twinblades Camp to the
    Abandonded Road to complete this side quest.  You will be rewarded at
    least 5,000 gold and 400 Renown Points.
    
    
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    --ITEM TO AQUIRE:
      - ASSASSIN CONTARCT
    
         Teleport to Oakvale and go onto the side of the house where that
    guy was commiting adultery in the beginning of the game, talk to the
    Guard and he'll ask you to go back into Twinblades Camp to kill an
    Assassin, you can accept or decline, this side quest is MURDER WITH A
    TWIST.  Head into Twinblades Camp and go into the Elite campsite, then
    go into Twinblades Tent.  Head to the green dot and talk to the
    Assassin, he'll give you some bogus story about how the Guard's are out
    to get him, whaa, whaa, whaa.  Unsheathe your sword and he'll then
    offer to double the reward that guard put on his head if you'll spare
    his life and kill the Guard.  Do so if you're of evil morals, kill the
    bastard and his two weakling sidekicks if you're a character of good
    morals.  If you kill the Assassin then you'll receive the ASSASSIN'S
    CONTRACT, return to the Guard and take the reward.  If you've sided
    with the Assassin then go and whack the Guard, you've already been paid
    in full.  Or take the Assassin's money and then kill him, then go and
    take the reward money from the Guard and be up two grand.  So many
    choices.  Now teleport back to the Heroes' Guild and take the main
    quest White Balverine.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - 2 RESURRECTION PHIALS
      - SILVER KEY #16
      - SILVER KEY #17
      - WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR
      - FLAME AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - SILVER AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - THE HARBRINGER
      - ELIXIR OF LIFE
      - WHITE BALVERINE HEAD TROPHY
      - FIST FIGHTER TROPHY
      - BOOK #32
      - BOOK #33
    
    --SIDE QUESTS TO AQUIRE:
      - THE TEMPLE OF LIGHT
      - THE SWORD IN THE STONE
    
         This journey will prove to be quite dangerous so I hope your
    character is powerful, he should be by now.  Teleport back to the
    Witchwood Cullis Gate and head into Witchwood Stones.  Head straight
    towards the green dots to spot some guards, talk to them and a guy will
    run up to you asking for help, his wife is trapped by some Balverine's.
    While in the magic stone area you will be attacked, this asshole
    tricked you!  Kill the enemies and then talk to the guy that tricked
    you, take or spare his life after he gives you a RESURRECTION PHIAL.
    Open up the treasure chest behind this deceiving dickhead for some
    Chainmail Gauntlets.  Now head to the gold dot to enter The Temple of
    Avo.
    
         Head up to the temple on the right, before going in open up the
    treasure chest on the right for another RESURRECTION PHIAL.  Go into
    the temple and talk to the worshipers.  This is another side quest, THE
    TEMPLE OF LIGHT, to complete it you'll have to donate a shit load of
    gold.  Donate 50,000 gold to receive THE SENTINUS, a Greatmace.  YOU
    MUST DONATE A MINIMUM OF 50,000 GOLD AT ONE TIME TO GET THIS MACE, if
    you donate 1,000 gold here and 3,000 gold there you will not receive
    this weapon.  Donate 100,000 gold (doesn't have to be all at once) to
    receive the Hero Title of Paladin.  This side quest is for the good
    characters in case you couldn't figure that out on your own.  Go up the
    hill to all of the green dots to aquire THE SWORD IN THE STONE side
    quest.  I never ran across this in a video game before, how origional.
    I can't believe the game designers had the audacity to go so cliche on
    this side quest but yep, they did.  Go up to the green dots and you'll
    see a bunch of village idiots trying to pull a sword out of a boulder.
    To pull it out simply max out your strength upgrades to receive the
    Master Sword, oh, sorry, I meant THE HARBRINGER, I got confused.  This
    sword absolutely sucks so you don't want to even bother with this side
    quest.  Head towards the gold dot to enter Witchwood Lake.
    
         When you come up to a red Gargoyle type statue dig to the left of
    it in-between the wall and the statue for SILVER KEY #16.  Head to the
    gold dot and on the way you'll see a path, that leads to The Arena,
    remember it 'cause we'll be going there shortly.  Continue along to
    some more bubbles in the water, fish out a WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR and
    open up the treasure chest across from you for a FLAME AUGMENTATION
    JEWEL.  Head to the gold dot to enter Knothole Glade.
    
         Head forwards and you'll come to a town but the gates are closed,
    kill all of the Balverine's and try to protect the people. When you've
    killed four of the werewolves a cut scene will trigger.  When it's over
    you'll be attacked by the White Balverine, hit it ten times and it'll
    run away.  Follow it and then watch another cut scene and then you have
    to see the Hunter's Wife.  Go all the way to the back of the town and
    head into the hut in the middle, climb the stairs and open up the
    treasure chest for some Chainmail Boots.  Leave this hut to be attacked
    by the White Balverine again, hit it another ten times and it'll go
    away to trigger another cut scene and you'll be given a SILVER
    AUGMENTATION JEWEL.  You will be attacked yet again by the Balverine,
    this time you only have to hit it five times.  Now the White Balverine
    has retreated to Witchwood Lake.  Before you go there look in the small
    cul de sac on the right for a treasure chest with a Ruby in it.  In the
    light brown house on the map is 1,000 gold in another treasure chest.
    In the back of the town dig in a circle of weeds in-between two huts
    for SILVER KEY #17.  Head to the Demon Door, to open up this one simply
    shoot it in the face with a fully charged arrow, I hope you have a good
    bow and are at least a level three in the Accuracy Skill.  In here you
    will find an ELIXIR OF LIFE.
    
         Now augment a MELEE weapon with the Silver Jewel, IT IS NOT
    NECESSARY TO DO SO TO KILL THE WHITE BALVERINE, it just makes it a hell
    of a lot easier.  Go into Witchwood Lake and head to the big gold dot
    for a final showdown with the White Balverine.  While fighting it,
    it'll call some regular Balverine's for back-up so watch your ass.
    When the White Balverine is slain you will aquire the WHITE BALVERINE
    HEAD TROPHY.  Return to Knothole Glade and talk to the leader to
    receive Theresa's Letter and BOOK #32: The Bloodline.  Quest complete,
    6,200 gold and 800 Renown Points in the bank, experience and extra shit
    varies as you know.
    
         It should be getting close to daylight so stick around town until
    the shops open.  Search one of the huts in the back of the town for
    BOOK #33: The Balverine Slayer.  You can purchase a home in this area
    for 9,000 gold, a bit pricey.  There is another Fistfighter Gang Arena
    in here, if you've passed the fights in Bowerstone, Oakvale, and
    Twinblade's Camp you can fight some more at midnight, the same rules
    apply for this fight as they did in the previous ones.  The usual gang
    leader Rund isn't here, he must be in other towns organizing fights so
    talk to the Chief to enter this fight.  Or is the Chief Tyler Durde?
    Hmmm, this a true Scooby-Doo mystery, it's high time we called in the
    Mystery Machine and crew to solve this psychological bonanza.  This
    will be the last fight in this fight club and will be a little harder
    than all of the previous fights.  When you fight the Chief he will
    prove to be quite the brute, two punches from him and you'll lose and
    you'll be fighting him until dawn before he goes down.  If he's too
    tough for you then you could take the cowardly way out by hitting him
    from behind as soon as he stands up.  You can flourish without any
    weapons to do a round house kick to knock the fighters down in case you
    haven't figured that out yet.  When you do finally win you'll receive a
    bunch of praise and the FIST FIGHTER'S TROPHY.  Teleport back to the
    Heroes' Guild and take the next main quest, The Arena.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - A SHIT LOAD OF GOLD
      - A SHIT LOAD OF EXPERIENCE POINTS
      - A SHIT LOAD OF RENOWN POINTS
      - HERO DOLL: THUNDER
      - CHAMPION'S SEAL TROPHY
      - KING SCORPION STINGER TROPHY
      - AGES OF SKILL POTION
      - AGES OF WILL POTION
      - BOOK #34
      - SHARPENING AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - RONOK THE AXE
      - SILVER KEY #18
    
         This will prove to be a very fun quest, it's my favorite one
    because you can gain so much experience it's disgusting.  You are going
    to be in a Gladiator Arena and you'll have to fight your way through
    eight stages.  If you want to gain so much experience that you can max
    your character out, then fight your way up to stage seven and then Hero
    Save, then load the game and fight up to stage seven, Hero Save, load
    and repeat.  If you do this five or six times you'll definitely have
    enough experience to max out either your Skill or Strength catagory.
    All of the experience points you earn will save with your hero if you
    do this, unfortunately the gold will not.
    
         Warp to Knothole Glade and head into Witchwood Lake, head to the
    gold dot to enter The Arena Entrance.  Head up the road and you'll see
    a Hero Title Vendor on the right, continue to the arena doors and talk
    to the guards, select yes and enter.  Watch the cut scene and when it's
    over you'll have a couple of minutes before you enter the arena so you
    can crush 'em.  Buy the THUNDER HERO DOLL from the vendor, he has that
    shiny plate armor you need for that one Demon Door and I hope you have
    enough gold to purchase it for it will be a LONG time before you find
    another vendor selling it. This guy also sells some Augmentation Jewels
    for way too much money and you should already have a couple of them all
    if you're following this guide and not going haywire with them.
    There's a Black Jack Dealer in here if you want to piss some gold away.
    After a couple of minutes you will get your chance to prove yourself,
    go talk to the guard by the gold dot to step inside, you're in for a
    ride, and be crushed!
    
         After the cut scene and the fun begins you'll be surrounded by
    wasps, oh no!  Take note of the round red circles embedded in the
    ground, don't go near 'em or you'll get sliced and diced pretty good.
    You'll go four rounds with the wasps to win the first stage and you'll
    win 100 gold.  Next you'll go four rounds with some Hobbes, how scary,
    and win 500 gold.  Watch the next cut scene to see an old friend appear
    and for the rest of the time you're in here Whisper will fight by your
    side.  Next you'll have a go with some Balverines, some white ones too,
    equip that Silver Augmented weapon if you still have it for this stage
    to make things easier. As you know silver is *NOT* necessary to kill a
    White Balverine. When they're all good and dead you'll earn 1,000 gold.
    The next stage you will be up against some Undead Skeletons, we haven't
    seen these yet, they're not that tough, use your flourish on the bigger
    ones or magic, after another four rounds you'll win 2,000 gold.  For
    the next stage of the battle you'll fight some Bandits and Assassins
    and win 3,000 gold.  Next you'll fight two Earth Trolls, oh shit!  One
    will concentrate on Whisper so at least you'll have that working for
    you, you only have to fight one round with them and the prize for this
    round is 4,000 gold.  Damn, we're getting rich!  The next round will be
    two Rock Troll's, again for only one round and the heafty gold bag of
    eight grand for winning this round.
    
         For the final showdown you'll have to fight a GIGANTIC Scorpion.
    This thing looks a lot tougher than it is so don't be intimidated, size
    don't mean shit, all is it means is that the bigger they are the harder
    they fall.  Notice how its mouth is glowing green?  That's its weak
    spot so concentrate on that and you'll be allright, the generous purse
    for this round is 10,000 gold, whoo-hoo!  When it dies you will be
    forced to fight Whisper, she's still as easy to defeat as it is to push
    in an elevator button.  After the fight you will have a choice of
    sparing her life or taking it, I'm sure you don't need any help in
    making the moral decision for your characters alignment, just walk out
    of the arena if you're letting her live.  Watch all of the revealing
    cut scenes and then you'll be rewarded with a CHAMPION'S SEAL TROPHY,
    and a KING SCORPION STINGER TROPHY, along with all of the gold and what
    not, 28,600!
    
         Now you are to meet your sister at Grey House, teleport to the
    Barrow Fields and go to the gold dot to enter Grey House.  Watch
    another revealing cut scene to complete this short task.  Go into the
    house and some Skeletons will pop up, waste them all and you'll see a
    grave stone in the back of the house crumble.  Open up the treasure
    chest in here for a Ruby, check the small shelf next to the chest for
    BOOK #34: Dusty Notebook and check the small cabinet for an AGES OF
    SKILL POTION.  Go upstairs to see another Silver Key Treasure Chest
    that requires ten keys to open, do so for a SHARPENING AUGMENTATION
    JEWEL, check the cabinet up here for an AGES OF WILL POTION.  Leave the
    house and go right to spot that grave stone that crumbled, dig in front
    of it to find a Deathlicon Tattoo, one of the better tatts in the game.
    Check the Scarecrow on the right for a Tallin Clan Arm Tattoo.  Head
    towards the Demon Door on the map and you'll spot some bubbley water to
    the left of it, drop a line in to catch SILVER KEY #18.  To open up
    this Demon Door you must marry Lady Grey and behind it is RONOK THE
    AXE.  I'll tell you how later.  Go back to the Guild and take the next
    side quest The Lost Trader.
    
    
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    --ITEM TO AQUIRE:
      - TREASURE CLUE #2
    
         This will be another short and easy task to accomplish.  Go into
    Oakvale and head up the Clifftop Path and make your way to the
    Abandoned Road.  You'll run into a trader who has lost his brother and
    he needs you to find him.  Follow him to an enemy and he'll stop, take
    care of this minor threat and the trader will wait where he is,
    continue along to the end of the road to see the traders lost brother.
    Go and talk to him and protect him all the way back to the beginning of
    the road to be reunited with his brother and receive TREASURE CLUE #2,
    and at least 2,600 gold and 150 Renown Points.  Was this easy enough
    for you?  Head back to the Heroes' Guild and take the next side quest
    Break the Seige.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - TREASURE CLUE #4
      - SILVER ARROW TROPHY
      - HERO DOLL: YOU
    
         This quest is for the goody guys, if there is an evil way to
    complete it I don't know what it is.  Teleport to the Knothole Glade
    Cullis Gate to watch a cut scene, a Bandit wants you to free their
    leader.  When the cut scenes end talk to the Guard so he can open up
    the gates, then start killing all of the Bandits outside.  Some of them
    may get into the town and head towards their leader, DO NOT KILL THEIR
    LEADER WHICH IS INDICATED BY A BIG SILVER DOT or this quest will fail!
    Quite simple this quest will prove to be.  You'll receive at least 450
    Renown Points and 5,000 gold for this quest.
    
         After you do this quest you can play the Archery Game right
    outside of the town gates, you have to leave the area and then come
    back.  I'd advise you to use a Lonbow while you play this game for it
    has a faster rate of fire than a Crossbow.  It only costs ten gold
    pieces and if you score a 250 or better you'll receive TREASURE CLUE
    #4.  If you score better than 313 points you'll receive the SILVER
    ARROW TROPHY.  Also note that after you do this quest you'll hear the
    Guildmaster tell you that a group of Assassin's are avenging
    Twinblade's defeat.  Head towards the exit into Witchwood Lake and
    you'll see a red dot appear on the thin path to the left, kill it to
    get a HERO DOLL OF YOURSELF.  If the Assassin doesn't pop up here he
    will in the future at numerous other locations so don't worry about it,
    it's only a stupid doll that you will aquire.  Head to the Orchard
    Farm.
    
    
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    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ SIDE QUEST: GHOST GRANNY NECKLACE ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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    --ITEM TO AQUIRE:
      - DEAD LADY'S HEIRLOOM
    
         In the Orchard Farm go to the green dot and talk to the farmer.
    He will then ask you if you can go and see if the ghost of his mother
    is by her grave.  Go to the grave on the side of the house to meet the
    ghost and hear her story of how a Bandit killed her and took her
    necklace.  Go into Greatwood Lake and head for the sole red dot and
    kill the Bandit to obtain the DEAD LADY'S HEIRLOOM.  Bring the necklace
    back to Isah in the Orchard Farm to be rewarded 500 gold pieces and
    some Renown Points.  Whoopty-doo.
    
    
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    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ SIDE QUEST: INVESTIGATING THE MAYOR ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - BOOK #35
      - BOOK #36
      - SILVER KEY #19
      - SCRAWLED PARCHMENT
      - WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR
      - THE MURREN GREATHAMMER
      - SILVER KEY #20
      - THE KATANA HIRYU
    
         Now that are a very well renowned champion after whipping some ass
    in the arena you may enter Bowerstone North, do so and watch the cut
    scene.  From where you entered the Bowerstone North go into the first
    house on the right and take BOOK #35: The Tailor's Tragedy off of the
    bookshelf, go upstairs and open up the treasure chest for 500 gold.  DO
    NOT TALK TO LADY GREY YET!  Go into the house across the street from
    the shop and look on a bookshelf upstairs for BOOK #36: The Trigamist.
    You now have enough books for SILVER KEY #19 so take all of the books
    to the teacher in Bowerstone South and donate them.  Go to the green
    dot on the map next to the flashing gold one and talk to a prisoner,
    he'll tell you he was framed and if you could help prove his innocence.
    Kind of a far fetched story but hey, you can help the guy invesigate a
    true Scooby-Doo mystery if you want.  This side quest is called
    INVESTIGATING THE MAYOR.  If you choose to take this side quest then
    warp to the Barrow Fields.
    
         Go to the green dot by the Demon Door and talk to Amanda's
    grieving lover.  Listen to the guys sob story and then go to the Grey
    House area.  As soon as you enter you'll see stables on the right, go
    in them and turn your lamp on and off three times and you'll see a
    ghost appear and unlock the cellar doors, go into the cellar.  Watch
    the cut scene and you'll see a letter by the skeleton, SCRAWLED
    PARCHMENT.  **YOU CAN SCREW YOURSELF OUT OF A SILVER KEY IF YOU PICK UP
    THIS PARCHMENT**  Go do the next quest up to the Silver Key (and don't
    marry Lady Grey if you want to become Mayor of Bowerstone) and then
    come back in here to get the parchment.  If you pick the letter up Lady
    Grey will appear and offer you her hand in marriage and to cover up her
    bad deed, if you're already married to her then listen to what this
    cold hearted bitch has to say.  You can also marry her in the next side
    quest.  Open up the chest in here for a WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR.  Go back
    to Bowerstone North and take the note to the Sherrif by the main gates
    to complete this side quest and you will be offered to become the new
    Mayor.  Accept or decline, your choice.  If you're married to Lady Grey
    then you *WILL NOT* be offered the Mayor position so please, no e-
    mail's on this matter.  If you accept to become Mayor then after the
    cut scene go into your new home, formerly Lady Grey's.  Run straight
    ahead and enter Lady Grey's bedroom, search the bed to find SILVER KEY
    #20, open up Silver Key Treasure Chest, which requires fifteen keys, to
    find a really good melee weapon, THE KATANA HIRYU.  If you do become
    Mayor then watch how the people around town react to you, it's kind of
    funny.  Teleport back to the Heroes' Guild and take the next main quest
    Rescue the Archeologist.  But before you head out on this quest you
    should have twenty silver keys if you're following this guide so go and
    open up the Silver Key Treasure Chest next to the melee training ring
    to find THE MURREN GREATHAMMER.
    
    
    
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    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ SIDE QUEST: MAYOR'S INVITATION ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - LADY GREY'S NECKLACE
      - SILVER KEY #21
      - THUNDER'S HELMET TROPHY
      - MANA AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - SILVER KEY #20 (not a typo)
      - THE KATANA HIRYU (not a typo)
    
        In Bowerstone North go straight ahead to see Lady Grey standing in
    front of her fountain, talk to her and she demands a gift from you.
    Talk about being stuck on herself, huh?  Anyways go into the shop that
    is yellow on the map and buy her a Black Rose, then go and give it to
    her.  She will then talk about marriage and all this other stuff.  If
    you want to marry her you can, so if you want to marry her then go and
    buy a home somewhere and then return to her.  Now you have to find this
    chics necklace that she has somehow lost, great, talk about finding a
    needle in a haystack.  This side quest is called MAYOR'S INVITATION.
    Talk to the people you run into and then talk to a guy in the shop and
    he'll tell you that he heard the necklace was somewhere in Oakvale.
    
         If you want to take this quest then teleport to Oakvale and head
    towards the blinking silver dot to enter the Memorial Garden.  You'll
    see two guys to your immediate left, go behind them and sneak up to the
    wall seperating you from them to hear them say "they buried it on the
    beach between two boats."  Leave the garden and go down onto the beach
    near Clifftop Path, you'll see two boats on the beach upside down, dig
    between them to find LADY GREY'S NECKLACE.  Take the necklace back to
    Lady Grey and she will then want you to fight Thunder, Whisper's
    brother in case you haven't been paying attention to the main story.
    
         Head towards the silver blinking dot to enter Bowerstone Jail and
    watch the cut scene.  Head towards the silver dot to enter Windmill
    Hill.  Just head straight to the silver dot and ignore all of the
    enemies and enter the Gibbet Woods.  Again ignore all enemies and items
    (we're coming back this way in the next main quest) and enter Headman's
    Hill.  Watch the cut scene and then beat Thunder's ass, simple.  This
    guy is nothing to fear so have none.  When you have beat him down half
    way he will push you, and himself, off of a cliff and you'll land near
    a Demon Door, beat Thunder down some more and he will retreat into a
    cave, that pussie!  Drop your fishing line into the bubbley water next
    to you to snag SILVER KEY #21.  Head through the cave on the left for
    the final showdown and slay Thunder.  When he is defeated you'll get
    THUNDER'S HELMET TROPHY, open up the Silver Key Treasure Chest, which
    requires fifteen keys, to find a MANA AUGMENTATION JEWEL.  Return to
    the Demon Door and it will open for you, now return to Lady Grey and
    take her hand in marriage if you want, you don't have to.  After the
    cut scenes go into Lady Grey's Estate, run straight ahead into the
    bedroom and look on the bed for SILVER KEY #20, open up Silver Key
    Treasure Chest, which requires fifteen keys, to find a really good
    melee weapon, THE KATANA HIRYU.  If you didn't marry Lady Grey then you
    cannot get into her estate, but you can if you the Mayor so keep this
    in mind.
    
    
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    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ MAIN QUEST: RESCUE THE ARCHEOLOGIST ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - PIERCING AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - SILVER KEY #22
      - SILVER KEY #23
      - TREASURE CLUE #6
      - AGES OF SKILL POTION
      - AGES OF WILL POTION
      - AGES OF MIGHT POTION
      - 2 RESURRECTION PHIALS
      - MINION'S HELMET TROPHY
      - SILVER AUGMENTATION JEWEL
    
         In Bowerstone North head to the gold dot to enter Bowerstone Jail.
    Watch the cut scene and head up the road to meet a Minion, these
    creatures are tough so test your flourishing techniques and use magic
    to destroy them.  You'll have a couple of guards fighting by your side,
    try your best to protect them although their survival is not a
    requirement to the complete this quest, they just help out a lot in the
    Minion slaying department.  Just past the bridge to the right is a
    treasure chest with a PIERCING AUGMENTATION JEWEL in it.  Up the road a
    little ways is another treasure chest on the right, open it for an
    Ebony Longbow.  Just past the chest are some barrels, smash them to
    find an AGES OF WILL POTION.
    
         Head into the next area Windmill Hill and watch another cut scene.
    Kill some more Minions (use the exploding barrels to your advantage)
    and fish in the bubbley water on the right to find a Wedding Ring.  Go
    up the hill and you'll see a house on the left and a field with a
    Scarecrow in it to the left of the house.  Go by the Scarecrow to see a
    circle of flowers, dig in the middle of them with your shovel to find
    SILVER KEY #22.  Head to the big gold dot on the map and kill the
    Minion Summoner, the barrier will now be down.  Go into the Windmill
    and smash the barrels for an AGES OF MIGHT POTION.  Climb the stairs on
    the side of the windmill and open up the treasure chest for a
    RESURRECTION PHIAL.  Go behind the Windmill to see another circle of
    flowers, dig in the middle of them for SILVER KEY #23, keep going to
    find TREASURE CLUE #6 in a treasure chest.  Head into the next area the
    Gibbet Woods.  Watch another cut scene and a Minion will summon a Rock
    Troll, obviously kill it.  Head up the road towards the gold dot and
    waste some more Minions and continue along to the Prison Path.
    
         Okay you now have five minutes to kill a shit load of Minions
    before they kill the Archeologist who is at the end of the dock.  Just
    keep on hacking and slashing and bashing and casting and bludgeoning
    and beating and pounding until the Minions are all dead and you'll
    receive a MINION HELMET TROPHY, at least 7,000 gold and 500 Renown
    Points and this quest will be complete.  On the left side of the dock
    is a RESURRECTION PHIAL in a barrel, at the end of the dock is a
    treasure chest with a SILVER AUGMENTATION JEWEL in it.  You will jump
    right into the next main quest The Graveyard Path.
    
    
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    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ MAIN QUEST: THE GRAVEYARD PATH ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - FLAME AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - SILVER KEY #24
      - SILVER KEY #25
      - SILVER KEY #26
      - NOSTRO'S SHIELD
      - NOSTRO'S ARMOR
      - NOSTRO'S SWORD
      - NOSTRO'S HELMET
      - RESURRECTION PHIAL
      - AGES OF SKILL POTION
      - SILVER AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - PIERCING AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - UNDEAD HAND TROPHY
    
         Go back into the Gibbet Woods and head to the gold dot to enter
    Headman's Hill.  To the left is a treasure chest with a FLAME
    AUGMENTATION JEWEL in it.  Head to the gold dot to enter the Lychfield
    Graveyard.  Go to the gold dot to talk to some people, a Cullis Gate is
    on the right as well as a Demon Door.  To open this door we must
    collect four important items so let's go snag 'em.  Go towards the
    house on the left to trigger a cut scene, when it's over open up the
    treasure chest if you're in need of a spade.  Go into the house and
    talk to some creep who'll tell you to go into the crypt at the back of
    the graveyard.
    
         After the cut scene go to the left to spot some bubbley water,
    drop your fishing line in there to snag SILVER KEY #24.  Keep an eye on
    your context sensitive icons in this cemetary for there are a lot of
    items in here to dig up with your spade, including some tattoos not
    available anywhere else.  A little ways past the water is the grave of
    Deacon Sutter, dig it up for SILVER KEY #25.  No go to the crypt in the
    back of the graveyard to meet a ghost who wants his armor and sword if
    he is to open up the Demon Door for you.  Head down the hill (there's a
    Fishing Rod in a chest on the right behind some vines) and go to the
    green dot on the left to enter a tomb, go into it and open up the
    casket to find NOSTRO'S ARMOR, not Armour, ARMOR!  You *CANNOT* equip
    any of Nostro's armor or his sword so please no e-mail's on this
    matter.  Across from this tomb is some more bubbley water, drop a
    fishing line in them to fish out NOSTRO'S SHIELD.  Head across the
    bridge and go right to another tomb, enter it to snag SILVER KEY #26.
    Leave this tomb and dig in the small area of graves next to you on the
    right to find NOSTRO'S SWORD.  Head to the last green dot to be back in
    the house, take NOSTRO'S HELMET off of the small shelf on the right,
    there's also an AGES OF SKILL potion in a small cabinet by the
    fireplace.  Now return to Nostro and give him his battle gear and he
    will open up the Demon Door, go through to enter the Old Graveyard
    Path.
    
         This path is infested with Undead so take your time to gain some
    nice experience, do it a few times if you wish, just don't kill all of
    the Undead Captains.  When you cross the bridge look for a treasue
    chest on the right with a RESSURECTION PHIAL inside of it.  Just keep
    fighting your way down the path until the end and kill all of the
    Undead Captains to unlock the door blocking your progress.  Before
    heading through the door open up the treasure chest on the left for
    another SILVER AUGMENTATION JEWEL.  Go through the door to enter the
    Circle of the Dead.
    
         Head down the stairs towards the big gold blinking dot and look to
    the left to spot a Silver Key Treasure Chest that requires ten keys to
    open, do so to snag a PIERCING AUGMENTATION JEWEL.  Go to the gold dot
    to trigger a cut scene, when it's over you're going to have to kill a
    bunch of Undead to please the spirit.  Make sure the Undead are on the
    platform when you kill them and when the outer circle gets full of
    green skulls some Undead Captains will rise.  Kill them all, again
    making sure they're on the platform while doing so, and when the inner
    circle is full of skulls this quest will be complete and you'll be up
    some gold, Renown Points, experience and have an UNDEAD HAND TROPHY.
    You will go right into the next main quest Rescue Scarlet Robe but
    teleport back to the Heroes' Guild and take the Execution Tree or
    Execution Tree Rescue side quest.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - Zilch, zero, nadda
    
         Depending on your alignment take the quest geared for your
    character.  Go to Bowerstone North and head into Bowerstone Jail for
    this quest to begin.  If you're good then you have to stop the Bandit's
    from freeing a prisoner on the way to the chopping block.  Two guards
    will be escorting a prisoner, stay close to them as you make your way
    towards Windmill Hill and kill the Bandit's that appear.  Continue
    through Windmill Hill and protect the guards all the way through to the
    Gibbet Woods, while fighting be sure the prisoner doesn't escape.  In
    here is more of the same, just keep on killing and protecting all the
    way through these woods and into Headman's Hill.  Bring the prisoner to
    the Executioner to end this quest for at least 4,500 gold and 200
    Renown Points.
    
         If you're evil then all you have to do is kill all of the guards
    before they execute this schmuck.  Run through Bowerstone Jail with
    some Bandits and kill the group of guards then continue into Windmill
    Hill.  Again run through this area protecting your fellow Bandits
    (their survival is not required to complete this quest) and wasting
    guards into the Gibbet Woods.  Make your way to Headman's Hill and
    rescue the poor guy about to be decapitated to complete this quest for
    at least 4,500 gold and 200 Renown Points.  Teleport back to the
    Heroes' Guild and take the next side quest, Darkwood Disturbance.
    
    
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    --ITEM TO AQUIRE:
      - PIMP HAT
      - DEEDS TO BORDELLO
    
         Teleport yourself to the Greatwood Cullis Gate and make your way
    into Darkwood.  Run through the marshes and head into Darkwood Lake to
    watch a cut scene.  Now you have to cover Briar Rose's back while she
    tries to activate a shrine, does she not remind you of Marla form that
    movie "Fight Club?"  Follow this woman and a bunch of Minion's will pop
    up and try to kill her so kill them before this happens.  After you
    kill them all follow this lady to the shrine and protect her while she
    activates it.  I hope by now that you've aquired the Heal Life Spell
    'cause you're going to need it, these Minions aren't messing around and
    will kick the crap out of this chic in a matter of seconds so stay
    close to her and heal her when she needs it.  When the shrine gets
    activated this side quest will be over and you'll receive at least 100
    Renown Points and 3,500 gold.
    
         Remember the Whore House across the lake that was closed for
    renovations?  Well it is now open for business so get your ass in there
    and go get you some.  After the cut scene and you meet the nasty head
    Madame of this fine establishment turn around to spot a small pond on
    the right, drop your fishing line in the bubbley water to snag a Health
    Potion, whoopty-doo.  If this potion is a hint of some game designers
    sense of humor it's just plain stupid and you have no taste, in fact
    you're downright tacky.  You probably have little doiley furniture
    covers and some kind of lame ass ceramic collection infesting all of
    your shelf space in the living room that nobody wants to look at.  Just
    past these bubbles are some more if you want a Moonfish, take notice of
    the tree by the lake.  Behind the Bordello is another Demon Door, to
    make it open you must have sex ten times with some whores in the house,
    I hope no children are playing this game.  Behind this Demon Door you
    will find a PIMP HAT.  Yes, a Pimp Hat, purple no less, you'll look
    like Kramer from that one episode of Seinfeld if you sport this.  The
    prices of the whores vary so if you want to get into the Demon Door
    it's going to cost you a nice chunk of gold, not to mention a sore and
    brush-burned whistle stick.  I hope you have some weed, Viagara, and
    condoms in your inventory because you're going to need them.  You can
    bang the same whore ten times if you want to save some loot, just look
    for the cheaper ones.  This part of the game amuses me due to the fact
    that the game designers covered a few fetishes, some of them must have
    really kinky ones and all I'm allowing myself to say is "granny sex?"
    The designers could've at least thrown in some kind of reference to
    condoms if you ask me, kids DO get a hold of M rated games and there's
    nothing wrong in promoting safe sex.
    
         While you're in this little Palace of Love make sure you talk to
    the owner (Grope) standing next to the bar.  After you talk to him talk
    to the head Madame again to find out that the owner talks in his sleep
    and reveals secrets while doing so.  Go back to the owner and give him
    a beer.  He'll thank you and try to persuade you to take one of the
    hoes upstairs.  Keep on giving the owner beer until he gets so wasted
    (six beers) he goes upstairs to pass out.  A cut scene will trigger and
    you'll find out that the owner hid the deed to this place under a tree
    down by the lake.  After the cut scene leave the house and go to the
    lake and dig in front of the only tree to find the DEEDS TO THE
    BORDELLO.  You can either keep the deeds for yourself or you can go and
    give them to the head Madame.  Your choice.  You get no reward or
    anything for giving the deed to the whores or no bad points for keeping
    the deed for yourself.  If you do keep the deeds come back here every
    few days to collect a bunch of rent, your Pimpin' fee actually.
    Teleport back to the Heroes' Guild and take the next side quest, Bounty
    Hunt.
    
    
    
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    --ITEM TO AQUIRE:
      - TREASURE CLUE #1
    
       Yet another extremely easy side quest to add to your vast collection
    of easy ass quests, and this isn't a bounty hunt just to let you know.
    It's a rescue mission, plain and simple.  Exit the Guild into Lookout
    Point and make your way to Greatwood, a woman will run up and tell you
    that some Bandits have taken some town people hostage.  Go into
    Greatwood and make your way towards the silver dot to enter Fisher's
    Creek.  Kill all of the enemies in here and rescue some helpless guy,
    he will ask you to go and free his daughter.  Go back into Greatwood
    and make your way to Greatwood Lake.  The guys daughter is up the hill
    on the right, kill all of the Bandits charging you and then kill the
    Bandit Captain guarding the damsel in distress with a head shot via an
    arrow.  Kill the remaining enemies to complete this quest and receive
    TREASURE CLUE #1 and at least 5,400 gold and 400 Renown Points.
    
    
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    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ MAIN QUEST: RESCUE SCARLET ROBE  ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - 3 RESURRECTION PHIALS
      - SILVER KEY #27
      - LIGHTNING AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - SHARPENING AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - AGES OF WILL POTION
      - AGES OF MIGHT POTION
    
         Teleport back to the Lychfield Graveyard and make your way back to
    the Circle of the Dead.  Go through the door towards the blinking dot
    to enter an Underground Chamber.  This is just a large circular area so
    make your way around and go through the door to enter the Underground
    Tunnel.  Head down the tunnel and some Undead will rise out of the
    ground, slay them down and break the barrels you see to find an AGES OF
    WILL POTION, then head towards the dead end on your map, open up the
    treasure chest to find a RESURRECTION PHIAL.  Head towrds the gold dot
    to enter Cliffside Path.
    
         Head up the path to the left and at the top of the map you'll see
    a little cul de sac, go in there and dig inside the circle of mushrooms
    for SILVER KEY #27, open up the treasure chest for a LIGHTNING
    AUGMENTATION JEWEL.  Go into the watery area and go onto the little
    island to open another treasure chest with a SHARPENING AUGMENTATION
    JEWEL in it.  Head towards the gold dot to spot another small cul de
    sac on the bottom of the map, open up the treasure chest in there for
    another RESURRECTION PHIAL.  Go and try to go through the door next to
    you and some Undead Captains will rise up, slay them all and go through
    the door to enter another Underground Passage.
    
         Head forwards wasting Guards and go to the dead end on the map,
    open up the treasure chest to find yet another RESURRECTION PHIAL.  Go
    to the gold blinking dot to enter a large room with barrels all around,
    smash them all for some items, open up the treasure chest to find an
    Obsidian Katana, check behind the pillars near the stairs for another
    treasure chest with a Dark Leather Chest Piece in it.  Go to the gold
    dot and smash the barrels on the right for an AGES OF MIGHT POTION, go
    through the door to enter the Torture Chamber.  When the cut scene ends
    use the lever to open up your mothers cell, she will follow you back
    into the Underground Passage.  Kill some Guards and make your way
    through this passage and a cut scene will trigger.  You're now screwed
    'cause you're going to jail and will lose all of your equipment and
    you'll also jump into the next main quest, Prison Escape.
    
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - PRISON CELL KEY
      - AGES OF MIGHT POTION
      - KRAKEN TOOTH TROPHY
    
         You're now in a cell stripped down to your faggity chip-chip
    cheerio British Flag speedos and a Guard is talking some smack to you.
    You have no equipment whatsoever but don't worry, you'll have all of
    your items back shortly.  The guards in this place like to play some
    kind of sick twisted game with the prisoner's and force you guys to
    have a race around the facility.  When the guard comes back around
    he'll let you out of your cell so you can humiliate yourself in this
    pathetic race.  Listen to the rules and then the race will begin, it
    isn't hard at all, the guards will direct you so pay attention to the
    way they're telling you to go.  After you win you'll meet the Warden of
    this hellhole and you'll get an invitation into his office, whatever
    you do in there don't drop the soap and leave those speedos on.
    
         Okay, this part is kind of funny, you have to listen to the Warden
    while he recites you some poetry he wrote for Lady Grey. He demands
    complete silence while he recites to you so you'll have to go into
    stealth mode for this part, if you're Guile Skill is maxed out then
    this will be a walk in the park.  You'll spot three diaries on a table
    to the right, you have to read one but first you must get the
    combination.  To do so sneak very quietly behind the Warden, trying not
    to laugh, and look on the little shelf just past him to get the code.
    Note that you only have a limited amount of time to pull this off so
    don't dilly-dally.  If you are caught sneaking around or run out of
    time you'll get tortured and have to race all over again next year.  I
    think it's met that you get caught at least once so be prepared to do
    the race twice.  Return to the diary and open up one of them to find a
    PRISON CELL KEY.  There is also a Somrune Tattoo on the bookshelf in
    here if you want it.
    
         I don't want to know where you hid that key after hearing all that
    poetry wearing nothing but your scivies but I'm sure it wasn't a
    pleasent experience, definitely not one to share with your future
    grandkids.  When you're back in your cell and the Guard goes away open
    your cell door, run into the cell across from you and smash the barrels
    to find a stick.  If you want you can free all of the other prisoners
    by simply unlocking their cells.  Head to the gold dot to enter the
    Courtyard.
    
         Head towards the gold dot and gurads will attack you, it's a tough
    battle trying to beat their asses with a stick so just head to the gold
    dot to be back in the Torture Chamber, your mother is once again locked
    in there but she wants you to go and get all of your equipment back
    before you free her.  Go back into the Courtyard and run straight ahead
    and go up the stairs, head through the door on the right to be in the
    Prison Barracks.  Open up the treasure chest straight ahead for your
    missing belongings.  Open up all of the other treasure chests in here
    to find Guard Trousers, a Guard Shirt, a Guard Hat, some Guard Boots,
    and finally a pair of Guard Gloves.  Smash the barrels in here to find
    another AGES OF MIGHT POTION.
    
         Go back into the Torture Chamber and free your mother, then take
    her into the Underground Passage, make sure you have the Heal Life
    Spell at the ready and protect your mother at all costs.  Run all the
    way through this passage and go back into Cliffside Path.  Make your
    way down the path and go back int the Underground Tunnel.  Continue
    along through the tunnel killing enemies and protecting dear old mom
    and go back into the Underground Chamber.
    
         Head forwards to trigger a cut scene and get ready to fight
    another boss, a giant octapuss like creature, Kraken.  You have to
    protect your mother throughout this battle so have her wait in a safe
    place if you can.  I found that the Multi-Arrow level three spell
    worked out great for this battle so if you've got it then flaunt it.
    Shoot the tentacles to make them disappear and then the beast will
    raise its head up, launch some arrows at it and then it will go under
    the ooze again.  Now two tentacles will rise out of the ooze and begin
    to whip you around like a rag doll, destroy them to make the beast rear
    its ugly grin once again.  Launch some more arrows at it and it should
    die if you're using the Multi-Arrow Spell.  Watch the cut scene and
    then collect all of the experince orbs around the chamber then take
    your mom to the gold dot to end this quest and watch the next revealing
    cut scene.  For this quest you'll receive the KRAKEN TOOTH TROPHY, the
    ammount of everything else is based on combat skills and such.  You
    will be given a new main quest, Gateway to Hook Coast.  But before that
    quest teleport to the Heroes' Guild and take the next side quest,
    Bandit Spy Extraction.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - 2 SHARPENING AUGMENTATION JEWELS
      - LIGHTNING AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - TRADER HEAD TROPHY
    
         This quest is geared towards evil characters, if there is a good
    way to do it I don't know what it is.  Warp to Bowerstone South and
    head into Bowerstone North.  Head to the moving green dot by the
    entrance to Bowerstone Jail and talk to Tanya to find out what's going
    on.  When the cut scene is over you may hire the Bandit's to help your
    for 100 gold a piece.  Head up the road and waste some Guards and then
    go into Windmill Hill.  Up ahead you'll see two traders getting
    escorted by some Guards, take notice of the three green dots at the top
    of the map, head to them and talk to the trader highlighted in green,
    they may have gone into the Gibbet Woods if you were screwing around.
    Now just simply escort this trader all the way back to Bowerstone
    North, if you happen to fail then you'll have to talk to Tanya to try
    this side quest again.  Make sure you kill all of the other trader's to
    find a SHARPENING AND LIGHTNING AUGMENTATION JEWEL, and a diamond.  For
    this simple quest you will receive another SHARPENING AUGMENTATION
    JEWEL, a TRADER HEAD TROPHY, and at least 400 Renown Points and 5,800
    gold.  Teleport to the Greatwood Cullis Gate to continue the main
    quest.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - SHARPENING AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - EXPERIENCE AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - BOOK #37
    
         Head into Greatwood Caves and then enter the dreaded Darkwood.
    Make your way into the marshes and then pass by the lake to enter
    Ancient Cullis Gate.  Go the the Cullis Gate and a bunch of Undead will
    rise, kill about fifteen of them to activate the Cullis Gate and then
    you will transport to the Hook Coast.
    
         Head down the hill and you'll spot another house for sale on the
    left, it costs a whopping 29,000 gold pieces and by the looks of this
    town it's defintely not prime real estate.  Go right and into the first
    house on the right and search in the cabinet upstairs for a SHARPENING
    AUGMENTATION JEWEL.  Leave this house and a shop will be on the right,
    go into the armor and weapons shop and buy some good armor if you don't
    have any by now.  If you don't then how in the hell did you make it
    this far into the game?  This guy also sells a bunch of Augmentation
    Jewels, including an EXPERIENCE JEWEL, it costs damn near fifty grand
    and it is not worth it if you ask me.  Leave the shop and you may
    notice that a DUDE has a crush on you, this game is getting a bit too
    weird and way too creepy.  Tramp stamp tattoos for men, wigs, dresses,
    speedos, poetry, and now this crap.  What are the game designers trying
    to tell us here, or worse, trying to suggest?  Whomever did put all of
    this stuff into the game ought to get doused in honey and bacon grease
    and then thrown into a pit with a Kodiak Bear that just came out of
    hibernation.  Continue along to the big flashing gold dot to trigger a
    cut scene.  Check all of the houses to the right for a few tattoos not
    available anywhere else.  Now teleport back to the Heroes' Guild to
    speak with your mother.
    
         Head to Maze's Tower and speak with mommy dearest, after another
    revealing cut scene take BOOK #37: Arban's Thaumaturgica off of the
    table to complete this quest and receive at least 500 Renown Points and
    4,200 gold.  Return to the Guildmaster for he is the only person who
    can read from the book you've just found.  Take the quest card you
    mother left for you, Return to the Hook Coast.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - MAZE'S CLASP TROPHY
      - SILVER KEY #28
      - MURREN GREATAXE
    
         Teleport back to the Hook Coast to watch another cut scene.  When
    it's over some Screamers will chase you, they are extremely weak and
    should die with one chop from your melee weapon if it's decent enough
    and augmented up.  Head to the big gold dot and you'll hear the
    Guildmaster recite some jibberish to unblock the doorway, kill the
    Screamer behind you and enter through the now open doorway to watch
    another revealing cut scene and have a tough  showdown with Maze.
    
         Maze is supremely skilled in melee combat and has some outstanding
    parrying skills so you're going to have to use magic and flourish on
    him.  After you beat Maze down a bit he will retreat so just follow the
    gold dot.  For this part of the battle I found the Multi-Arrow level
    three spell worked out great.  He will launch some type of magic ball
    at you so move out of the way accordingly.  He will then go into a
    Lighthouse and up some stairs, he will begin to transport here and
    there around this Lighthouse so just follow the gold dot on the mini
    map when he does.  Just chop the door down on the Lighthouse to get
    inside of it.  When Maze is finally dead this quest will be complete
    and you'll receive at least 16,000 gold and 1,500 Renown Points as well
    as MAZE'S CLASP TROPHY.  Go into the Lighthouse and search the cabinet
    on the first floor for SILVER KEY #28, there's also 500 gold in another
    cabinet.  Climb the winding staircase all the way to the top of the
    Lighthouse to spot a Silver Key Treasure Chest, which requires fifteen
    keys to open, do so for the MURREN GREATAXE.  Teleport back to the
    Heroes' Guild and speak with the Guildmaster.  After the cut scene you
    will head into the next main quest, Stop the Jack of Blades.
    
    
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    --ITEM TO AQUIRE:
      - JACK'S MASK
      - THE SWORD OF AEONS
    
         Talk to the Guildmaster and go step into the Cullis Gate to
    trigger a cut scene, this dickhead the Jack of Blades is activating all
    of those strange boulders you've seen throughout the game.  You are now
    in Witchwood and Undead will be rising out of the ground, Minion's and
    Screamers will also be all over the place, head to the gold blinking
    dot to watch a cut scene and old Jacky boy will activate the first
    boulder.  After the cut scene you'll be in the Orchard Farm, make your
    way into Greatwood Lake and follow the blinking gold dot to trigger
    another cut scene and Jack will activate another boulder.  You will
    then be in the Hobbe Cave.  Make your way all the way through the cave
    (you'll never guess who you'll run into) to the Focus Chamer to watch
    Jack activate yet another boulder, gulp!  After the cut scene you'll be
    in Bowerstone Jail, make your way into Windmill Hill and then run into
    the Gibbet Woods.  Head to the big gold dot to watch Jack active the
    last boulder and this quest will be over and you'll receive at least
    5,000 gold and 800 Renown Points.
    
         You will head right into the next main quest Battle the Jack of
    Blades.  You are now back in the Guild and it's on fire.  Go into the
    Guild Library to meet up with the Guildmaster and watch the cut scene,
    the story for this game is great.  Now enter the Guild Caves and run
    straight ahead into the Chamber of Fate and get ready to whip the Jack
    of Blades' ass.  After another compelling cut scene Jack will summon
    some Minion's to try and do his dirty work, slay them all to make Jack
    come out and play.  I wouldn't advise getting involved in a melee duel
    with Jack, use your most powerful magic against him.  I found that the
    Infernal Wrath level four and the Multi-Arrow level four spells worked
    great against this fool, your Physical Shield spell would also be a
    good choice, I hope you've been stocking up on Will Potion.  Jack will
    shoot some magic stars out of his sword at you from a distance and will
    kill you faster than Star Jones can suck down a pack of twinkies if you
    get too close to him so be weary and parry when needed.  Beat this
    douchebag down to about half way to trigger a cut scene and you'll see
    some small pillars rise around the chamber.  Jack is now levitating
    above you so go and run behind one of the pillars.  Launch some Multi-
    Arrows and then retreat behind the pillar to wait for his counter
    attack, after he does peek out and repeat this process and he'll be
    dead in no time.
    
         When you have defeated the Jack of Blades another cut scene will
    trigger, you'll then have a choice to destroy Jack's sword, THE SWORD
    OF AEONS.  If you're a good character then obviously destroy the sword.
    If you are an evil bastard then slay your sister with the sword to be
    able to keep it for yourself. Throw the sword into the vortex or kill
    sis' to trigger yet another cut scene, after which you'll receive at
    least 20,000 gold and a whopping 4,000 Renown Points, you'll also have
    JACK'S MASK to add to your inventory, it's not a trophy.
    
    
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    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ MAIN QUEST: THE PROPHET'S OF THE FIRE HEART ~ ~ ~ ~
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - FIRE HEART
      - FIRE HEART BAND TROPHY
      - AVO'S TEAR
    
    --SIDE QUEST TO BE COMPLETED:
      - THE HIDDEN SWORD
    
         After the cut scenes it will be one year later and the most
    renowned warrior in all of Albion has requested a meeting with you.
    Teleport back to the Heroes' Guild and exit into Lookout Point to meet
    up with Scythe and the Guildmaster.  After the cut scene head to the
    Demon Door across from the boasting pedestal.  This is the Demon Door
    you've been hearing people talk about throughout the game and how it
    won't open and blah, blah, blah.  Since you have Jack's Mask the door
    will open up for you so head on in.
    
         In here you'll meet some Prophets and to free them you must solve
    a puzzle and turn the moons into suns if you're good or turn the suns
    into moons if you're evil.  If you turn the puzzle board into all suns
    then a Prophet will be freed.  If you turn the puzzle board into all
    moons then a Prophet will die.  To solve this puzzle is quite simple,
    you will have five rounds and a limited amount of time for each round
    so don't dilly-dally.  Just walk onto a moon to turn it into a sun and
    vice versa.  There's really no hints or anything I can give you for
    this, like I said it's quite the simple puzzle that a monkey could
    solve.  When you have freed or killed all of the Prophets you will
    obtain the FIRE HEART.  Watch the cut scene to be rewarded the FIRE
    HEART BAND TROPHY and at least 5,000 gold and 250 Renown Points.
    
         The Guildmaster suggested that you go check out Maze's Tower to
    investigate a powerful weapon that is hidden somewhere in the Heroes'
    Guild.  This side quest is called THE HIDDEN SWORD.  Go to Maze's Tower
    and up the stairs, look on the bookshelf to read some diary entries to
    learn about this sword.  Head out of the tower and go into the little
    courtyard and you'll see four graves by a big fountain, read the one
    that is furthest from the tower to receive AVO'S TEAR, a very powerful
    sword so get this at the ready, it is augmented with health, mana, and
    experience jewels, hellyeah!  If you've kept the Sword of Aeons then
    you *CANNOT* do this quest for this sword.  Again, if you've kept the
    Sword of Aeons then you *CANNOT* get this sword so please, no e-mail's
    on this matter.  Before going to the Hook Coast to continue in the main
    quest go to the quest table and take the side quest, Ransom Victim.
    
    
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    --ITEM TO AQUIRE:
      - THE HARBRINGER
    
         Teleport to Knothole Glade and head to the big silver dot on the
    mini map and talk to the Chief.  His son has been kidnapped by Bandit's
    and they'll send the Chief his son's head if he doesn't fork over a
    ransom.  And of course you're the only Hero in all of Albion who has
    the balls to rescue this kid.  Head into Witchwood Lake and make your
    way down the winding path slaying Balverine's and go into the Temple of
    Avo.  I hope by now that your strength upgrades are maxed out, if they
    are and you've forgotten about the Sword in the Stone side quest go
    pull it out of the stone right now, this sword is THE HARBRINGER and
    it's one of the more crappier weapons in the game.  Forgive me if
    you've already completed this cliche side quest, I'm sure someone out
    there using my guide forgot about it.  The game is almost over so you
    might want to get moving on these two side quests if you haven't
    completed them, side quests are optional as you know but you mine as
    well do them all.  Contine to the silver dot and enter Witchwood
    Stones, contine to the silver dot on the bottom of the map to trigger a
    cut scene.  The Bandits said you could go in to meet with their boss so
    go through the door to do so, the leader will then demand the ransom
    from you if the boy is to be freed.  If you're a sucker then fork out
    the gold, if not then simply kill the leader and the boy will be
    grateful.  Now take him all the way back to his father in Knothole
    Glade (if evil then deliver him to the silver dot on the top of the
    mini map in Knothole Glade along the thin path across from the Demon
    Door), being careful not to let Bandit's kill him, to complete this
    side quest and you'll receive at least 3,000 gold and 500 Renown
    Points.  Continue in the main quest and head to the Hook Coast.
    
    
    
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    --ITEM TO AQUIRE:
      - MAP TO LOST BAY TROPHY
    
         Now that you're back in the Hook Coast watch the cut scene.  You
    must activate the Lighthouse beacon so go in it all the way to the top,
    activate the beacon by putting the Fire Heart into the slot and then
    watch the next cut scene.  Now a Summoner is trying to destroy the Fire
    Heart, follow Briar and waste the Summoner.  They are very powerful and
    the best way to kill them is with magic, preferably Multi-Arrows from a
    safe distance.  When it croaks a couple of more will appear by the
    Lighthouse along with a bunch of Minions so go and kill 'em all.  Don't
    dilly-dally and make it quick or the Fire Heart will be destroyed and
    you'll have to try this quest again if that happens.  The best thing to
    do is concentrate on the Summoners and try to ignore the Minions, use
    the Physical Shield Spell if things get too hairy and you don't want to
    waste several phials of Ressurection Potion.  When the two Summoner's
    have fallen victim to your wrath another cut scene will trigger and the
    Ghost Ship will appear.  This quest will then be over and you'll
    receive a MAP TO THE LOST BAY TROPHY, and at least 5,000 gold and 800
    Renown Points.  You'll go to the Lost Bay and continue on in the main
    quest, the Oracle of Snowspire.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - 3 ELIXIRS OF LIFE
      - WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR
      - SILVER KEY #29
      - SILVER KEY #30
      - THE AVENGER
      - HOLY WARRIOR HELM
      - DEMON WARRIOR HELM
      - RESURRECTION PHIAL
      - 3 AGES OF WILL POTIONS
      - AGES OF SKILL POTION
      - AGES OF MIGHT POTION
      - BOOK #38
      - HEALTH AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - MANA AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - SHARPENING AUGMENTATION JEWEL
      - HERO DOLL: SCYTHE
      - MOYRK'S TABLET
      - CARLAN'S TABLET
      - YERON'S TABLET
      - AVISTRO'S TABLET
      - ARCHON'S BATTLE HELMET
      - ARCHON'S BATTLE CHEST PIECE
      - ARCHON'S BATTLE GAUNTLETS
      - ARCHON'S BATTLE LEGGINGS
      - ARCHON'S BATTLE BOOTS
      - SUMMONER GAUNTLET TROPHY
    
         You are now in the Lost Bay, head to the right to spot some
    bubbley water at the ocean's edge, plop your fishing line in there to
    pull out an ELIXIR OF LIFE.  This potion will not work if you're health
    is already maxed out, if it is you can always sell it for a nice
    profit.  Behind you is a Silver Key Treasure Chest that requires all
    thirty keys to open so remember this chest and come back after you snag
    the last two keys.  In this chest you will find THE AVENGER, a really
    crappy sword for having to find all the f'in silver keys for.  You'll
    also receive every gem in the game in this chest.  Turn around and head
    to the house on the right, dig in the Baykeepers grave with your shovel
    to find SILVER KEY #29, go into the house and up the stairs to spot a
    treasure chest with a RESURRECTION PHIAL in it.  Continue along to some
    stairs, ascend them and go right to find a HOLY WARRIOR HELM inside of
    a treasure chest.  Go to the top of the map to trigger yet another cut
    scene and get ready to destroy a giant Ice Troll.  They are pretty
    tough and brutal opponents but fireballs, level four, will destroy this
    thing with ease.  After your victory head on into the Northern
    Foothills.
    
         On the left you'll see a skeleton, pick up the potion lying next
    to it along with BOOK #38: Creatures of the North.  Just past the book
    to the left is some bubbley water, drop your fishing line in the
    bubbles to snag another ELIXIR OF LIFE.  Just past the water on the
    right is a treasure chest, open it to find an AGES OF WILL POTION.
    Cross the bridge and some Minions will attack you, kill them all and
    look for a grave on the right with a sword for its tombstone, dig in
    the grave to find a Furite Stripe Face Tattoo.  Keep following the road
    until it forks off, open up the treasure chest by the fork to find a
    HEALTH AUGMENTATION JEWEL.  Straight up the road is some kind of giant
    door but it's locked, head to the gold dot to enter Archon's Shrine.
    
         To your left is a Cullis Gate, continue to the left and you'll see
    an incling path going up on the left, follow the path and open up the
    treasure chest for ORKON'S CLUB.  Head towards the big purple circle in
    the middle of the mini map, just before it you'll spot some more
    bubbley water, drop a fishing line in them to fish out yet another
    ELIXIR OF LIFE.  Head to the purple circle to trigger a cut scene with
    that weird Marla look-a-like chic. When it's over head down the north
    most road on the map to spot a treasure chest on the right, open it for
    a DEMON WARRIOR HELM.  Head to the gold blinking dot towards Snowspire
    Village, just before it to the right is more bubbley water, once again
    drop a fishing line in them to pull out a WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR, at
    least it wasn't another Elixir of Life.  If your Mana Bar is at the
    maximum you can always sell this potion for a decent buck.  Head into
    Snowspire Village to watch another intriguing cut scene, when it's over
    we'll have to find some glyph tablets in Necropolis but first let's
    explore this town.
    
         Turn around and go down the stairs, to your left and right are a
    whole bunch of houses.  Go into the first house on the left and look in
    the cabinets for a tattoo and a SHARPENING AUGMENTATION JEWEL, check
    upstairs for another lame ass tattoo.  Leave this house and go into the
    house across the street on the left, search a cabinet in here for some
    Fire Assassin Trousers.  Leave this house and go into the next one on
    the right and look into the cabinet in here for an Emerald and another
    tattoo.  There is another home you can purchase next to this house for
    a puke inducing 25,000 gold.  You'll never make your money back on this
    one 'cause the game is nearing the end sorry to say.  There is a trader
    in this area selling a bunch of new tattoos, another trader is just
    selling basic items.
    
         Head back to the stairs that led you down here and search all of
    the houses on the other side of town.  Go into the first house on the
    right and search inside of the cabinets for Fire Assassin Gloves.
    Across the street is a charity, you can donate items if you'd like and
    also buy a few worthless ones as well.  Leave this building and go into
    the house on the left, in here are three more tattoos and an AGES OF
    WILL POTION.  Go into the next house to find some Fire Assassin Boots.
    Head to the area next to the last house to see two small barns, break
    the barrels in them to find an Amtheyst, the ONLY one in the game, two
    more tattoos and a Golden Carrot.
    
         Make your way to the stairs that brought you down here, descend
    some more on the right and in the house on the right is a weapons
    dealer, check his inventory to see if you want any of his goods.  Leave
    this place and head down a couple of flights of stairs and go into the
    house on the right, search in here for a Fire Assassin Shirt and a
    couple more tattoos, damn we found a lot of tatts, too bad they all
    suck.  Go into the Clothing Shop and check the inventory to see if
    there's anything you want.  A woman's wig?  What in the hell are we
    supposed to do with this?  I can hear that Kodiak's stomach growling in
    its den...he's getting hungry.  There's a Tavern next to the Clothing
    Shop, go in there and talk to the game dealer.  This is the Coin Golf
    Game and if you can win in ten strokes or less you'll get a SCYTHE HERO
    DOLL.  This is one of the easier bar games so it shouldn't present much
    of a challenge.  It's WAY easier than the golf game in Oakvale.  Now
    head to the gold blinking dot and go back into Archon's Shrine.
    
         Walk towards the gold dot and some enemies we've never seen before
    will pop up, some Blue Balverines and some Wraiths.  They are tougher
    than the enemies in the south but what can effectively be used against
    enemies that live in an Arctic climate?  Hmmm, let me think, gee, uh, I
    don't know, FIRE maybe.  I must be really stupid 'cause it took me ten
    minutes to think up a startagy to deal with this new threat.  Back to
    the NES I go, I think I'm way out of my league here, Castlevania and
    the first Final Fantasy are more my speed.  Continue along to the gold
    dot to re-enter the Northern Foothills.  Head to the gold dot to enter
    that door that was previously locked to enter Necropolis and watch the
    cut scene.
    
         Straight ahead and to the left are three graves with a goldish hew
    glowing over them.  In this graveyard are a whole bunch of graves that
    must be dug up which will be indicated by green dots on the map.  In
    here you are looking for MOYRK'S, CARLAN'S, YERON'S, and AVISTRO'S
    TABLETS.  I'd tell you which graves to dig in but they appear randomly
    so I can't.  When you find one of the right tablets it will crumble in
    your hands but not before you learn its inscription.  There are a lot
    of false tablets in here that will summon a bunch of enemies so be on
    guard.  Along the way look for a treasure chest housing an AGES OF
    SKILL POTION.  The Demon Door in here requires you to give it ALL of
    your silver keys.  Wait until you open up all of the Silver Key
    Treasure Chests, look them up in section 20 of this guide.  After you
    open them all then give the keys to this Demon Door because you will
    have no more use for them.  Behind the door you will find THE BEREAVER,
    the most powerful weapon in the game but it is unfortunately a
    greatsword so it is slow to swing.  Look into the water just before the
    Demon Door, drop your fishing line into the bubbles to catch SILVER KEY
    #30.  Also look for Silver Key Treasure Chest that requires twenty five
    keys to open just over the bridge on the right, open it for ARCHON'S
    BATTLE HELMET, ARCHON'S BATTLE CHEST PIECE,  ARCHON'S BATTLE GAUNTLETS,
    ARCHON'S BATTLE LEGGINGS, and ARCHON'S BATTLE BOOTS and equip these
    immediately for it is the best suit of armor in the game.  I hope you
    weren't a dumb ass and gave all of your keys to the Demon Door a minute
    ago.  Look for a treasure chest around this area for a MANA
    AUGMENTATION JEWEL by the bridge, there's also a treasure chest atop
    some stairs with an AGES OF MIGHT POTION in it.
    
        Continue towards the last green dot and another Ice Troll will pop
    up, melt the bastard and then look next to the crypt to see a skeleton,
    grab the AGES OF WILL POTION next to it.  Go to the last green dot to
    trigger a cut scene, when it's over kill the two Summoners and Minions
    to trigger another cut scene and you'll receive AVISTRO'S TABLET to
    complete this quest.  You'll be rewarded a SUMMONER'S GAUNTLET TROPHY
    along with at least 4,000 Renown Points.  Teleport back to Snowspire
    and go see Scythe to awake the Oracle and watch another cut scene.  Can
    you believe this crap?  How origional is this?  Almost every expansion
    to an RPG has this bullshit beat the final boss AGAIN crap in it.  Piss
    poor "cliche" game designing.  Believe me when I say that RPG fans are
    sick of this, the  Neverwinter Nights expansions didn't pull this lame
    ass move because those game designers are full of fresh and origional
    ideas and most likely didn't graduate from their local community
    college.  If they make another Fable is the Jack of Blades going to be
    in it again?  Turn this franchise into a Link vs. Gannon fifteen games
    in a row?  You can interact with the Oracle if you want, follow the on-
    screen instructions.  Now we have to go get the souls of some heroes'
    so let's go.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - THUNDER'S SOUL
      - THE ARENA'S SOUL
      - BRIAR ROSE'S SOUL
      - YOUR MOTHER'S SOUL
      - THE GUILDMASTER'S SOUL
      - NOSTRO'S SOUL
      - ARCHON'S CIRCLE TROPHY
    
         From Snowspire Village head back into Archon's Shrine to watch
    another cut scene with Briar Rose to learn what needs to be done if you
    are to open up the way.  Teleport to Knothole Glade to have another
    enlightning encounter with Thunder.  Did you notice how the Chief of
    Knothole Glade said that they haven't been attacked or KIDNAPPED by
    anything recently?  Did we not just rescue his son in the last side
    quest because he was KIDNAPPED and being held for a ransom?  See what I
    mean, a lot of little things in this game just don't add up.  PISS POOR
    GAME DESIGNING!  Hey, what do you expect from Microsofties?
    
          You only need three souls to complete this quest and there are a
    total of six, three for the good characters and three for the evil
    characters.  For this quest I will alternate the paragraphs.  This
    paragraph is for evil characters, the next one is for good characters,
    and so on.  For evil characters kill this douchebag to obtain THUNDER'S
    SOUL and at least 1,000 Renown Points.  If you do decide to kill
    Thunder and fought him in a previous side quest nothing changes here,
    he still uses his same basic startagy so just run away from him when he
    does his lightning attack.  When you have defeated him take his soul to
    Briar Rose in Archon's Shrine to watch another cut scene and find out
    that the soul worked so go and get the other two.  After the cut scene
    prepare to kill Brair Rose.
    
         Go into The Arena and step into the Hall of Heroes' to trigger
    another cut scene.  When it's over kill the two Summoners straight
    ahead and then go into the door by the gold dot.  Wow, that's a lot of
    dead bodies lying around, that prick the Jack of Blades is goin' down
    for this!  He killed the chic I was gonna marry that fartbag, I'm only
    kidding, I married that stuck up big breasted blonde Lady Grey and
    still haven't gotten any.  Make sure you grab the potions off of the
    vendors stand and head into The Arena to watch yet another cut scene.
    Prepare yourself for one hell of a good old fashioned, balls to the
    wall, this is f'in nuts, hack and slash, use fifty five will potions,
    holy shit I'm almost out of resurrection phials, FINALLY a challenging
    fight kind of battle.  For the first round there is going to be a Rock
    Troll, Earth Troll, and a shit load of Minions surrounding you so put
    up your Physical Shiled and let the chaos commense.  For the second
    round there will be two Rock Trolls and a bunch of Minions to take out.
    For the third and fourth rounds you'll have to kill a bunch of Minions
    and Balverine's, a little break for what lies ahead...For the fifth
    round you now have to kill a bunch of Minions and a Summoner, this just
    keeps on getting better and better.  For the sixth and final round a
    second Summoner will get thrown into the mix to make life unmanageable
    for the time being.  When you have won you'll be up an ARENA SOUL as
    well as at least 500 Renown Points.  Go back to Archon's Shrine and
    meet up with Briar Rose to watch another cut scene and find out that
    the soul worked so go and get the other two.  Teleport to Oakvale.
    
         Prepare for another extremely easy battle 'cause Briar Rose, aka
    Marla, is nothing to fear.  She's not as simple to beat down as Whisper
    but she is really easy to defeat.  The first thing she'll do is
    disappear and spawn a bunch of clones, start chopping them up and then
    the real Marla will come out to play.  Just chop and cast away at her
    and then she'll disappear and spawn some clones again.  Repeat the
    above process and she'll be dead in no time.  When she dies you'll get
    BRIAR ROSE'S SOUL and at least 1,000 Renown Points. My Renown Status
    was maxed out a LONG, LONG time ago, so was yours, and I don't know why
    in the hell there's such an excess of Renown Points lingering around.
    Watch the cut scene and then teleport to the Heroes' Guild.
    
         In Oakvale go to the blinking dot to meet up with your mother in
    the Memorial Garden and watch the cut scene.  Your mother can't rest in
    peace 'cause this Whack-o-Blades has sent Screamers to torment her.
    Start slaying the Screamers and you'll notice one that's surrounded by
    fire, kill it and then it will pop up elsewhere in the cemetary so just
    follow the gold dot on the mini map.  After so many chops it will
    finally die and you will obtain YOUR MOTHER'S SOUL and at least 500
    Renown Points.  Now go back to Archon's Shrine and meet up with Marla
    again and then teleport to the Heroes' Guild.
    
         You will come to find out that the Guildmaster has retreated into
    the Guild Woods and is under protective custody.  Go to the woods and
    you'll get stopped by some guards so kill them and then enter the Guild
    Woods.  Watch the cut scene and prepare for the ultimate of evil and
    slay the man that has given you life after yours was shattered.  First
    off there are going to be a TON of guards around while you fight the
    Guildmaster but they should all go down easily, use powerful magic to
    take them out with ease.  You'll see the Guildmaster high above atop a
    boulder, kill all of the guards around and then the Guildmaster will
    teleport to the back of the woods where all of the red dots are.  Go to
    the dots, or they may come to you,  and slay all of the other guards in
    this area.  When all of the guards have fallen victim to your Infernal
    Wrath a cut scene will trigger.  MY GAME MESSED UP REALLY BAD HERE!
    The text that should've appeared for the choice presented never popped
    up in the box so I don't know what was asked to me.  Will someone
    PLEASE e-mail me to let me know what is asked and that if you select
    yes if you still get the Guildmasters Soul, I didn't feel like doing
    this damn quest over just to find out what happens if you say yes.  I
    already had to do this quest twice just to write this so I'm searching
    for heroes' souled out and am not doing it again, times a wasting.  I
    just selected no and then a cut scene triggered of my character killing
    the old bastard traitor style.  You're here to kill him anyways so
    select no.  You will obtain the GUILDMASTER'S SOUL and gain at least
    1,000 Renown Points.  Teleport back Archon's Shrine to complete this
    quest and receive ARCHON'S CIRCLE TROPHY and at least 8,000 gold and
    100 Renown Points.  Head through the bronze gate for the final showdown
    with the Jack of Blades.
    
         In the Heroes' Guild watch the cut scene and then teleport to the
    Lychfield Graveyard for that is where the next soul for good characters
    is.  Approach the Demon Door that was unlocked long ago and speak to
    the Guard, then go through the door to enter the Old Graveyard Path.
    Make your way down the path slaying a ton of skeletons and other foes
    and go into the Circle of the Dead.  After the cut scene you'll get to
    slay Nostro, too bad we've found all of his battle gear and gave it to
    him like a dumb ass.  He is not a tough opponent so don't worry, he
    acts just like one of those giant Undead Captains so bringing this fool
    down will be a laughing matter.  When he dies you'll obtain NOSTRO'S
    SOUL and at least 500 Renown Points.  My Renown Status was maxed out a
    LONG, LONG time ago, so was yours, and I don't know why in the hell
    there's such an excess of Renown Points lingering around.  Head back to
    Archon's Shrine to watch some more cut scenes and the way will finally
    be open.  For this quest you'll receive ARCHON'S CIRCLE TROPHY and at
    least 8,000 gold and 100 Renown Points.  Head through the bronze gate
    for the final showdown with the Jack of Blades.
    
    
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    --ITEMS TO AQUIRE:
      - Zilch, zero, nadda
    
         After another cut scene you'll find out that the Jack of Blades is
    now a Dragon.  Oh no, we're gonna die!  Not today.  When the battle
    begins put up your Physical Shield (one hit and your mana will be empty
    so I hope you have a bunch of will potions) and use your Slow Time
    spell to you know, slow down Jack.  Note that this is how I prefer to
    take him out, experiment with all of your spells to see what works
    better for you.  For a final boss he's as easy to beat as the last time
    you fought him so have no fear.  Start whacking him in the head and
    then he'll fly away and summon some enemies, he'll also be spitting
    fire at you so watch out.  Kill the enemies and after ten seconds or so
    Jack will land so run up and whack him in the head some more.  He'll
    fly away again and summon more enemies, wait till he lands and go bash
    his head in some more.  Repeat this process three or four times and
    Jack will be left dead and bleeding in the moonlight and you'll be the
    greatest Hero ever in all of Albion!  Can I get my cookie now?  Was
    this the easiest boss in the world or what?  The giant turtle in Mario
    64 was harder than this Jack ass of Blades.
    
         Anyways, you'll have a choice to destroy Jack's Mask.  Toss the
    mask away if you're a goody two shoes, or just stand there until the
    voices stop to wear the mask if you're evil.  When you make your choice
    this quest will end and you'll receive 4,000 Renown Points and 20,000
    gold. What's your prize for beating this game?  NOT A DAMN THING!  No
    new weapon to wield, no new armor to wear, not even a trophy.  You can
    play through the game again but who in the hell would want to?  Now you
    get to watch an extremely bad ending, one of the worst ones I have ever
    seen.  After watching this horrible ending I'm feeling nauseous and
    have to use the bathroom so I can puke up my dinner so please excuse
    me...
    
    
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    ~ OUTRO ~
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         ...so this is the end of Fable: The Lost Chapters.  I thought that
    it was a really good game and enjoyed it up until the point I came up
    with the dumb ass idea of writing a guide for it.  To be honest I can't
    stand this game anymore and vow to NEVER play it again.
    
        So did I do a good job of walking you through this game and not
    spoiling the story?  Did I keep you entertained and not bored like so
    many other walkthroughs out there do?  Did you find something that I
    missed?  Have you found any secret areas?  Any tips you want to send me
    so I can add them to this guide?  Did I screw up somewhere?  If so then
    e-mail me and let me know, I will of course credit you for any
    information you provide that I use in this guide.
    
    
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    * 18) SIDE QUESTS *
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         I decided to make a seperate section for the side quests simply
    because not everyone who reads this is going to use my guide for the
    whole game.  If you are one of these people and went online for a quick
    reference as to how to complete a certain side quest and don't want to
    scroll through the ridiculously long walkthrough section looking for
    the one side quest you need help in, here you go.  I know some people
    out there will appreciate this and for those of you who do you're
    welcome, I hope I saved you some time and aggrevation.  Most of the
    quests in this section are copy and pasted from my walkthrough so if
    you've read that side quest above don't think it's different down here
    looking for an item you already have so don't waste your time.  I will
    not be listing an "Items to Aquire" in the beginning of the quests in
    this section.
    
    
    
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    ~ BEARDY BALDY ~
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         In Bowerstone Quay head down towards the water to meet a dorky guy
    who wants you to meet his daughter but first you must get your hair
    styled the way she likes it.  This quest is downright stupid if you ask
    me, who's the moron game designer who thought this one up?  Just think,
    this person was allowed to graduate college and couldn't conjure up a
    better idea than this.  Talk to the dorky guy and he'll send you to the
    Barber Shop three times to get styled, when it's over the joke will be
    on you and you'll get a Fire Monkey Tattoo, 100 Renown Points, 100 gold
    pieces, and 100 experience points.  Now pound the living shit out of
    this asshole for making you do the run around and return to the Barber
    and get styled more to your, and everyone elses, liking.
    
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    ~ THE SICK CHILD ~
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         This quest takes some time to complete.  When you first enter
    Bowerstone South you'll notice a little girl highlighted in green
    following you around.  Talk to her and then follow her to her mother
    who will ask you if you can heal her son who is very ill.  To do so
    you'll have to find four Blue Mushrooms and then take them to the Witch
    in Bowerstone Quay so she can brew up the antidote.
    
         The first Blue Mushroom is in the Heroes' Guild in the water by
    the Demon Door.  You'll see some bubbles in the water, drop your
    fishing line in there to snag the shroom.  The second Blue Mushroom is
    in the Picnic Area.  You'll see a woman on the left, go talk to her to
    find out that she's tripping off of the magic shrooms and if you can
    make her laugh she'll give you one.  You should have the expression
    "Kiss my ass" use it on her to make her laugh, do it again and the
    shroom is yours. There are probably other expressions you can use to
    make her laugh but this was the only one I tried.  The third Blue
    Mushroom is in the Barrow Fields.  After you complete the main quest
    Trader Escort you'll see a vendor standing in front of you, talk to him
    and by the shroom for 1,500 gold.  The last Blue Mushroom is in the
    Guild Woods but you need to go to Oakvale first.  In Oakvale near the
    Memorial Garden is a woman standing next to a well, talk to her and
    she'll ask you to track down Cyril in the Guild Woods.  Go talk to
    Cyril and he will give you a letter for the chic by the well.  Take the
    letter to her and she'll then give you one in return to take to Cyril.
    Take him the letter to get the last Blue Mushroom.  If you choose to
    lie to the woman and Cyril you'll still receive the shroom.  Head into
    Bowerstone Quay and give the shrooms to the Witch who will then brew up
    the anidote.  Give the potion to the mother to complete this side quest
    to be rewarded NOTHING but some Renown Points and a small amount of
    gold.  Cheap bastards.
    
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    ~ BOOK COLLECTION ~
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         Another quest that will take you some time to complete.  Talk to
    the school teacher in Bowerstone South and he'll ask you to donate some
    books for the children because the greedy Mayor Lady Grey has cut the
    school budget.  Sounds like the Mayor of my city.  To complete this
    quest you will have to donate twenty five books.  After you donate nine
    books you'll receive a Bright Wizard's Cap, donate all twenty five
    books to obtain a Silver Key.
    
         The first fourteen books are in the Heroes' Guild.  BOOK #1: A
    Love Story is in the Main Dorm of the Guild on the second floor, BOOK
    #2: A Tale of Maxely is also up here.  Go into the Guild Library to
    find BOOK #3: The Pale Balverine, BOOK #4: The Other Land,  BOOK #5:
    Creatures of Albion Book II, BOOK #6: The Old Kingdom, BOOK #7: The
    Northern Wastes, BOOK #8: The Tale of Twinblade, BOOK #9: The Dragons,
    BOOK #10: Creatures of Albion Book I, BOOK #11: The Arena, and finally
    BOOK #12: Creatures of Albion Book III.  Go into Maze's Tower and
    search the second floor bookshelf for BOOK #13: Jack of Blades.  BOOK
    #14: Making Friends is behind the Demon Door on the table.
    
         In Bowerstone South you will find six more books.  Enter the town
    through Lookout Point and go into the first house on the right, go
    upstairs and take BOOK #15: Windbreaker Rulebook off of the bookshelf.
    Across the street in the Clothing Shop is BOOK #16: The Repentant
    Alchemist on the second floor on a bookshelf.  BOOK
    #17: The Eyes of a Killer is on a bookshelf in the house nextdoor to
    the Barber Shop on the right.  Go into the house on the left of the
    entrance into Bowerstone Quay to find two more books, BOOK #18: The
    Guild of Zeroes and BOOK #19: You Are Not a Bad Person.  The last book
    in this town is just up the road of the Blacksmith in some barrels on
    the left, smash them for BOOK #20: The Sock Method.
    
         The next three books are in Oakvale.  In the house nextdoor of
    where you saw the guy commiting adultery in the beginning of the game
    is BOOK #21: The Trials of Aarkan.  Search the houses around the area
    where Myra is by the well to find BOOK #22: The Oakvale Raid and BOOK
    #23: The Ugly Guide.  BOOK #24: The Balverine Slayer is in Knothole
    Glade inside one of the huts.  And finally BOOK #25: The Tailor's
    Tragedy is in Bowerstone North in the first house on the right.
    
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    ~ COLLECT THE HERO DOLLS ~
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         After you obtain two Hero Dolls in your inventory go into
    Bowerstone South.  A little boy will come up to you and ask if you can
    donate some dolls to the school.  If you do not have at least *TWO*
    Hero Dolls in your inventory then this quest will *NOT* become
    available so please, no e-mail's on this matter.  To get these little
    rag dolls you're going to have to play a lot of bar games, and some of
    them will prove to be quite a challenge.  When you donate seven Hero
    Dolls to the school teacher you'll receive one of the Jack of Blades.
    You have to have *ALL* seven dolls in your inventory before you can
    donate them to the teacher.  Here's where the dolls are and how to
    obtain them:
    
    BRIAR ROSE: Play the memory game in the Bowerstone South Tavern and
    beat it in LESS than 28 seconds.  Good luck on this one.  The best
    thing I can suggest is playing this game in the morning when your brain
    is at its sharpest and not yet full of THC.
    
    WHISPER: At the Tavern in Oakvale play the coin golf game and if you
    can win in NINE strokes or less this doll is yours.  Easier said than
    done.
    
    TWINBLADE: Play the memory game in Twinblade's Camp and beat it in LESS
    than twenty seconds, way too easy.
    
    SCARLET ROBE: In Knothole Glade play the card order game in the bar/hut
    and beat it in LESS than twenty seconds.  Quite a challenge this one
    will prove to be.
    
    THUNDER: Just simply buy it from a vendor while waiting to enter The
    Arena.  The price will vary depending upon your Guile Skill, it's only
    around 250 gold so at least it's not ridiculously expensive.
    
    YOURSELF:  Kill the Assassin in Knothole Glade (or numerous other
    locations) to get this.  When you hear the Guildmaster tell you that a
    group of Assassins are avenging Twinblade's defeat then the Assassin
    will appear somewhere in your vicinity.  You will run into him sooner
    or later so don't panic if he doesn't show up immediately.
    
    MAZE: Play the penny game in the Hook Coast Tavern and score THIRTY or
    higher.
    
    SCYTHE: In the Snowspire Village Tavern play the coin golf game and win
    in TEN strokes or less.  This golf game is much easier to win at then
    the one in Oakvale.
    
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    ~ FISHING COMPETITION ~
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         Go into Fisher's Creek and kill the wasps around the area and a
    guy will come out of his cabin and thank you, he will give you a
    FISHING ROD and a free entry to the tournament he's holding.  First you
    must learn how to fish.  Go onto the far left side of the cabin to find
    a treasure chest with Leather Gauntlets in them.  You'll see bubbles in
    the water next to the chest, go and put your line in the water over the
    bubbles and wait a few seconds to snag a fish, start reeling it in by
    left clicking the mouse really fast.  Stop clicking the mouse when the
    fish runs with the line or it will snap, this may take you some
    practice.  After you snag the fish you'll notice three more sets of
    bubbles in the water, fish out what causing them for a SILVER KEY, 100
    gold pieces, and a Moustache Card.  Go back towards the cabin and walk
    out onto the little dock, you'll see more bubbles on the left so drop a
    line in to catch a GOLDEN FISH TROPHY.  Leave this area back into
    Greatwood and then come right back in here.
    
         You'll now see two guys sitting on a bench to the right, go and
    talk to the tournament host to enter the competition.  This is an easy
    contest and I'm sure you'll have no problems winning these next three
    items.  Simply keep on cathing fish until you win, you'll probably win
    all three items with the first fish you have weighed, that's how easy
    this joke of a tournament is.  I have no idea what the weight of the
    fishes have to be to win these prizes because I won them all with the
    first fish I caught.  Your rewards for winning the tournament are a
    FISHERMAN'S HAT, THE ROD OF CHAMPIONS, and a SILVER KEY, along with
    some gold pieces and Renown Points.  In the house is a BOOK: A Hero's
    Journey I on the bookshelf so take it.
    
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    ~ HOBBES KILLING CONTEST ~
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         This side quest takes place on the Orchard Farm after you do the
    main quest for it.  All you have to do is kill more Hobbes than
    Whisper. Run towards the red dots on the map and begin slaughtering as
    many Hobbes as you can, you have 3:30 to beat Whispers kill count.  To
    be a real dick wait until Whisper beats the Hobbes down and then move
    in to steal her kills, she'll get pissed but doesn't do anything about
    it.  Take note that her spells can harm you if you get in their way and
    she doesn't intentionally cast them at you.  After you win (if you lost
    then you can try again) you'll get a HOBBE TOOTH TROPHY, 900 gold
    pieces, and 200 Renown Points as well as some experience points.  If
    your combat skills were sufficiant enough you'll also receive a bunch
    of extra renown, gold, and experience points.  Enter the farmhouse and
    search the bookshelf for a BOOK: The Rotten Apple.
    
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    ~ BANDIT TOLL ~
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         The absolute dumbest side quest in the game.  How is this shit
    considered a quest anyways?  In Greatwood Gorge you'll run into a
    Bandit that is demanding 400 gold if you are to pass.  If you're a
    sucker then pay him, if you don't want to pay him then kill 'em and all
    of the other Bandits lurking around.  Quest complete.
    
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    ~ HOBBE CAVE ~
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         Go into Rose Cottage and open up the door on the house to trigger
    a cut scene.  Now we have to go and rescue this old ladies grandson who
    is being held captive by the Hobbes.  Go to the Greatwood Caves, you'll
    see some vines on the right so chop them down and run into the Hobbe
    Cave.  Straight ahead is a door, go through it and you'll see a guy
    trapped in a cage, kill all of the Hobbes and then you can hire this
    man to fight by your side if you please.  I hope your character still
    isn't a weakling and you have a decent melee weapon because these
    Hobbes are brutal opponents, especially when they surround you.  The
    Force Push and Infernal Wrath spells are very helpful in this balls to
    the wall, hack and slash, holy shit I'm almost dead, why did you lead
    me in here you asshole kind of cave.  Leave this room and go right to
    get surrounded by another gang of Hobbes, cut them all down and go into
    the door on the left.  In here kill some more Hobbes (use the exploding
    barrel in the left corner to your advantage) and you'll see another
    Silver Key Treasure Chest that requires five keys to open, open it up
    for a WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR.  Exit this room and head towards the silver
    dot and go through another door to enter the main chamber.  When the
    slaughter fest is over you'll see two treasure chests, open them up for
    500 gold in each and another FLAME AUGMENTATION JEWEL.  Open the door
    that requires the Hexagon Key to do so and head through the moonlit
    tunnel and go through the door at the end.
    
         Head down the stairs into an underground lake and you'll see the
    little boy that is being held captive.  When the cut scene ends a Nymph
    will tell you she'll let the boy go if you bring her another person to
    replace him.  If that guy is with you, well, it sucks to be him.  I say
    screw this Nympho and kill her but as you know this game is all about
    choices so make yours, the good choice is to kill her, the evil choice
    is to trade just so you're not confused as to which moral decision to
    make for your characters alignment.  If you do decide to kill her she
    will summon enemies so don't dilly-dally and kill this chic quickly,
    fireballs work wonders on her, so do multi-arrows.  When she's dead, or
    you traded that douchebag for the boy, the child will be free.  Look
    around for a circle of red mushrooms and dig in the middle of them with
    your spade for a SILVER KEY.  Now you must protect the boy while you
    bring him all the way back to his grandmother in Rose Cottage, I hope
    you have the Heal Life Spell.  The Hobbes will be primarily focused on
    you but a few strays will attack the child so have him wait in a safe
    area while you dispose of all the fat little freaks lurking around.  If
    the boy dies then you'll have to try this quest over again until you
    succeed.  When you return the child to his grandmother you will be
    rewarded a HOBBE HEAD TROPHY, 400 Renown Points, and 5,500 gold pieces,
    again the ammount of experience, extra gold, and extra renown are based
    upon your combat skills and moral choice.  Go into the cottage to find
    a BOOK: A Hero's Journey II on the bookshelf.
    
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    ~ CHAPEL OF SKORM ~
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         This side quest is for evil characters so don't do this one if
    you're a good guy.  The Chapel is located off of the Darkwood Camp.
    This quest will require you to bring people here and then offer them up
    for a human sacrifice.  Bring a few people here and offer them up for
    sacrifice at midnight.  When you've donated a couple of unfortunate
    souls you will receive the Crossbow of Skorm, the most powerful bow in
    the game.  I thank Erik Pirmann (he was the first to let me know, about
    15 people e-mailed me) for letting me know what item you'll get.
    Sacrifice some more people and you'll receive the Hero Title of
    Necromancer.
    
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    ~ TREASURE OF THE GHOST PIRATE ~
    --------------------------------
    
         In Oakvale head to the dead end in the bottom far right corner of
    the map and you'll run into a guy who holds a Chicken Kicking game down
    on the beach but first you must get rid of a ghost for him.  Go down to
    the green dot on the beach and talk to a ghost and he needs help, your
    choice.  He says he has buried some treasure on the beach and if you
    find it if you can give it to his wife.  Go into the hut on the right
    and open up the treasure chest for an Oak Crossbow.  Head back to the
    other beach and face the dock, dig on the left of it by the pillars
    under the gazeebo to find 500 gold, bring it to his widow by the
    entrance to Cliffside Path and she will be grateful.  Now return to the
    ghost and he'll tell you that he has buried some treasure in the
    Memorial Garden.  Go in there and you'll see a large statue of a
    warrior swinging an axe.  Dig under the axe to find the Pirates buried
    booty, a SILVER KEY and an Obsidian Greataxe to complete this side
    quest for 100 Renown Points and 150 gold.
    
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    ~ CHICKEN KICKING COMPETITION ~
    -------------------------------
    
         This takes place on the beach in Oakvale where you got rid of the
    ghost.  Before talking to the host of this fine competition take off
    all of your clothes so you aren't encumbered by the big bulky armor
    you're probably wearing.  Now enter the competition.  If you're at
    least level four in all of your strength upgrades then this will be a
    walk in the park, if you're maxed out in that catagory then kick the
    chicken lightly or you'll boot it right off the end of the dock into
    the water.  Follow the on-screen instructions and strat kicking the
    chicken.  Wait until the chicken is to the far left or right and is
    FACING the white line, then RUN up to it and boot it diagonally,
    hopefully it'll land on the 100 point marker.  This game will take you
    some practice but at 50 gold pieces per game you had better get the
    hang of it quickly.  When you have won the competition you will be
    rewarded a CHICKEN HAT and a SILVER KEY.  Get a perfect score of 500
    and you'll receive the CHICKEN KICKING TROPHY.
    
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    ~ TRADER RESCUE/MASSACRE ~
    --------------------------
    
         If you're rotten to the core and are down for the slaughter and
    want to massacre a bunch of innocents, teleport to Barrow Fields and
    waste everyone to achieve this short quest and be rewarded at least
    5,000 gold as well as 400 Renown Points.  If you want to be a good ole
    boy and rescue some traders this quest will be a little longer and more
    difficult to achieve.  Or you can choose to do them both.
    
         For the rescue quest transport to Twinblade's Camp and watch the
    cut scene.  When it's over head towards the upper green dot to meet a
    trader, talk to him and he will follow you into Twinblade's Elite Camp.
    Go to the green dots and rescue the last two traders and head back to
    the previous area, protect the traders and exit Twinblade's Camp to the
    Abandonded Road to complete this side quest.  You will be rewarded at
    least 5,000 gold and 400 Renown Points.
    
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    ~ MURDER WITH A TWIST ~
    -----------------------
    
         This side quest will be available after you defeat Twinblade.
    Teleport to Oakvale and go onto the side of the house where that guy
    was commiting adultery in the beginning of the game, talk to the Guard
    and he'll ask you to go back into Twinblade's Camp to kill an Assassin.
    Head into Twinblade's Camp and go into the Elite campsite, then go into
    Twinblade's Tent.  Head to the green dot and talk to the Assassin,
    he'll give you some bogus story about how the guards are out to get
    him, whaa, whaa, whaa.  Unsheathe your sword and he'll then offer to
    double the reward that guard put on his head if you'll spare his life
    and kill the guard.  Do so if you're of evil morals, kill the bastard
    and his two weakling sidekicks if you're a character of good morals.
    If you kill the Assassin then you'll receive the ASSASSIN'S CONTRACT,
    return to the Guard and take the reward.  If you've sided with the
    Assassin then go and whack the Guard, you've already been paid in full.
    Or take the Assassin's money and then kill him, then go and take the
    reward money from the guard to be up two grand.
    
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    ~ THE TEMPLE OF LIGHT ~
    -----------------------
    
         This side quest is for the good characters so don't do this one if
    you're evil.  While on the White Balverine main quest you'll come
    across the Temple of Avo.  Go and talk to the priests, or whatever they
    call themselves, and of course they want money from you, what a shock.
    Donate 50,000 gold to receive THE SENTINUS, the most powerful Greatmace
    in the game.  YOU MUST DONATE A MINIMUM OF 50,000 GOLD AT ONE TIME TO
    GET THIS WEAPON, If you donate 1,000 gold here and 2,000 gold there you
    will *NOT* receive this weapon.  Donate 100,000 gold (doesn't have to
    be all at once) to receive a new Hero Title of Paladin.
    
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    ~ THE SWORD IN THE STONE ~
    --------------------------
    
         I never ran across this in an adventure game before, how
    origional.  I can't believe the game designers had the audacity to go
    so cliche on this side quest but yep, they did.  In the Temple of Avo
    you'll see a bunch of green dots, go up to them and you'll see a bunch
    of village idiots trying to pull a sword out of a boulder.  To pull it
    out simply max out your strength upgrades to receive the Master Sword,
    oh, Excalibur, sorry, I mean THE HARBRINGER, I got confused.  This
    sword absolutely sucks so you don't want to waste your time with this
    side quest.
    
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    ~ THE LOST TRADER ~
    -------------------
    
         This side quest will become available after you become a champion
    in The Arena.  Go into Oakvale and head up the Clifftop Path and make
    your way to the Abandoned Road.  You'll run into a trader who has lost
    his brother and he needs you to find him.  Follow him to an enemy and
    he'll stop, take care of this minor threat and the trader will wait
    where he is, continue along to the end of the road to see the traders
    lost brother.  Go and talk to him and protect him all the way back to
    the beginning of the road to be reunited with his brother and receive
    TREASURE CLUE #2 and at least 2,600 gold and 150 Renown Points.  Was
    this easy enough for you?
    
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    ~ BREAK THE SIEGE ~
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         After you win in The Arena this quest will become available.
    This quest is for the goody guys, if there is an evil way to complete
    it I don't know what it is.  Teleport to the Knothole Glade Cullis Gate
    to watch a cut scene, a Bandit wants you to free their leader.  When
    the cut scenes end talk to the Guard so he can open up the gates, then
    start killing all of the Bandits outside.  Some of them may get into
    the town and head towards their leader, DO NOT KILL THEIR LEADER WHICH
    IS INDICATED BY A BIG SILVER DOT or this quest will fail!  Quite simple
    this quest will prove to be.  You'll receive at least 450 Renown Points
    and 5,000 gold for this quest.
    
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    ~ ASSASSIN ATTACKS ~
    --------------------
    
         This side quest will become available after you do the Break the
    Seige side quest.  As soon as you finish the Seige quest you'll hear
    the Guildmaster tell you that a group of Assassins are after you to
    avenge Twinblade's defeat.  Stick around Knothole Glade to see a red
    dot appear at the end of the thin path across from the Demon Door, go
    kill the Assassin to obtain a HERO DOLL: YOURSELF.  The other Assassins
    appear at numerous locations.  The second Assassin is in Windmill Hill
    and he doesn't leave behind a gift when you kill him.  The third
    Assassin is on the Prison Path and will leave behind a BOOK: The Eyes
    of a Killer.  The last Assassin appears anywhere, he appears in a
    random area and you'll receive another TREASURE CLUE #3.
    
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    ~ GRANNY GHOST NECKLACE ~
    -------------------------
    
         In the Orchard Farm go to the green dot and talk to Isaih the
    farmer.  He will then ask you if you can go and see if the ghost of his
    mother is by her grave.  Go to the grave on the side of the house to
    meet the ghost and hear her story of how a Bandit killed her and took
    her necklace.  Go into Greatwood Lake and head for the sole red dot and
    kill the Bandit to obtain the DEAD LADY'S HEIRLOOM.  Bring the necklace
    back to Isaih in the Orchard Farm to be rewarded 500 gold pieces and
    some Renown Points.  Whoopty-doo.
    
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    ~ INVESTIGATING THE MAYOR ~
    ---------------------------
    
          Now that are a very well renowned champion after whipping some
    ass in the arena you may enter Bowerstone North, do so and watch the
    cut scene.  From where you entered the Bowerstone North go into the
    first house on the right and take a BOOK: The Tailor's Tragedy off of
    the bookshelf, go upstairs and open up the treasure chest for 500 gold.
    DO NOT TALK TO LADY GREY YET!  Go into the house across the street from
    the shop and look on a bookshelf upstairs for a BOOK: The Trigamist.
    Go to the green dot on the map next to the flashing gold one and talk
    to a prisoner, he'll tell you he was framed and if you could help prove
    his innocence.  Kind of a far fetched story but hey, you can help the
    guy invesigate a true Scooby-Doo mystery if you want.  If you choose to
    take this side quest then warp to the Barrow Fields.
    
         Go to the green dot by the Demon Door and talk to Amanda's
    grieving lover.  Listen to the guys sob story and then go to the Grey
    House area.  As soon as you enter you'll see stables on the right, go
    in them and turn your lamp on and off three times and you'll see a
    ghost appear and unlock the cellar doors, go into the cellar.  Watch
    the cut scene and you'll see a letter by the skeleton, SCRAWLED
    PARCHMENT.  If you pick the letter up Lady Grey will appear and offer
    you her hand in marriage and to cover up her bad deed, if you're
    already married to her then listen to what this cold hearted bitch has
    to say.  You can also marry her in the next side quest so just tell her
    no for now.  So if you want to gain a Silver Key in the next side quest
    then *DO NOT* pick up the scrawled parchment.  Open up the chest in
    here for a WILL MASTER'S ELIXIR.  Do the next side quest and then
    return here for the letter. Go back to Bowerstone North and take the
    note to the Sherrif by the main gates to complete this side quest and
    you will be offered to become the new Mayor.  Accept or decline, your
    choice.  If you're married to Lady Grey then you *WILL NOT* be able to
    become Mayor so please, no e-mail's on this matter.  If you accept to
    become Mayor then after the cut scene go into your new home, formerly
    Lady Grey's.  Run straight ahead and enter Lady Grey's bedroom, search
    the bed to find a SILVER KEY, open up Silver Key Treasure Chest, which
    requires fifteen keys, to find a really good melee weapon, THE KATANA
    HIRYU.  If you do become Mayor then watch how the people around town
    react to you, it's kind of funny.
    
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    ~ MAYOR'S INVITATION ~
    ----------------------
    
         In Bowerstone North go straight ahead to see Lady Grey standing in
    front of her fountain, talk to her and she demands a gift from you.
    Talk about being stuck on herself, huh?  Anyways go into the shop that
    is yellow on the map and buy her a Black Rose, then go and give it to
    her.  She will then talk about marriage and all this other stuff.  If
    you want to marry her then go and buy a home somewhere and then return
    to her.  Now you have to find this chics necklace that she has somehow
    lost, great, talk about finding a needle in a haystack.  Talk to the
    people you run into and then talk to a guy in the shop and he'll tell
    you that he heard the necklace was somewhere in Oakvale.
    
         Teleport to Oakvale and head towards the blinking silver dot to
    enter the Memorial Garden.  You'll see two guys to your immediate left,
    go behind them and sneak up to the wall seperating you from them to
    hear them say "they buried it on the beach between two boats."  Leave
    the garden and go down onto the beach near Clifftop Path, you'll see
    two boats on the beach upside down, dig between them to find LADY
    GREY'S NECKLACE.  Take the necklace back to Lady Grey and she will then
    want you to fight Thunder, Whisper's brother in case you haven't been
    paying attention to the main story.
    
         Head towards the silver blinking dot to enter Bowerstone Jail and
    watch the cut scene.  Head towards the silver dot to enter Windmill
    Hill.  Just head straight to the silver dot and ignore all of the
    enemies and enter the Gibbet Woods.  Again ignore all enemies and items
    (we're coming back this way in the next main quest) and enter Headman's
    Hill.  Watch the cut scene and then beat Thunder's ass, simple.  This
    guy is nothing to fear so have none.  When you see him start a
    lightning attack just run away from him until the electricity stops,
    then run up to him and attack again, repeat this process to rid
    yourself of this menace.  When you have beat him down half way he will
    push you, and himself, off of a cliff and you'll land near a Demon
    Door, beat Thunder down some more and he will retreat into a cave, that
    pussie!  Drop your fishing line into the bubbley water next to you to
    snag a SILVER KEY.  Head through the cave on the left for the final
    showdown and beat Thunder.  When he is defeated you'll get THUNDER'S
    HELMET TROPHY, open up the Silver Key Treasure Chest, which requires
    fifteen keys, to find a MANA AUGMENTATION JEWEL, whoo-hoo!  Thunder
    doesn't die, he just retreats elsewhere and goes into hiding with his
    tail between his legs.  Pride's a mother you know what.  Return to the
    Demon Door and it will open for you, now return to Lady Grey and take
    her hand in marriage if you want, you don't have to.  After the cut
    scenes go into Lady Grey's Estate, run straight ahead into the bedroom
    and look on the bed for a SILVER KEY, open up Silver Key Treasure
    Chest, which requires fifteen keys, to find a really good melee weapon,
    THE KATANA HIRYU.
    
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    ~ EXECUTION TREE ~
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          This side quest will become available after you do the main quest
    Rescue the Archeologist.  Depending on your alignment take the quest
    geared for your character.  Go to Bowerstone North and head into
    Bowerstone Jail for this quest to begin.  If you're good then you have
    to stop the Bandits from freeing a prisoner on his way to the chopping
    block.  Two guards will be escorting a prisoner, stay close to them as
    you make your way towards Windmill Hill and kill the Bandits that
    appear.  Continue through Windmill Hill and protect the guards all the
    way through to the Gibbet Woods, while fighting be sure the prisoner
    doesn't escape.  In here is more of the same, just keep on killing and
    protecting all the way through these woods and into Headsman Hill.
    Bring the prisoner to the Executioner to end this quest for at least
    4,500 gold and 200 Renown Points.
    
         If you're evil then all you have to do is kill all of the guards
    before they execute this schmuck.  Run through Bowerstone Jail with
    some Bandits and kill the group of guards then continue into Windmill
    Hill.  Again run through this area protecting your fellow Bandits
    (their survival is not required to complete the quest) and wasting
    guards into the Gibbet Woods.  Make your way to Headsman Hill and
    rescue the poor guy about to be decapitated to complete this quest for
    at least 4,500 gold and 200 Renown Points.
    
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    ~ DARKWOOD DISTURBANCE ~
    ------------------------
    
         This will become available after the main quest the Graveyard
    Path.  Teleport yourself to the Greatwood Cullis Gate and make your way
    into Darkwood.  Run through the marshes and head into Darkwood Lake to
    watch a cut scene.  Now you have to cover Briar Rose's back while she
    tries to activate a shrine, does she not remind you of Marla form that
    movie "Fight Club?"  Follow this woman and a bunch of Minions will pop
    up and try to kill her so kill them before this happens.  After you
    kill them all follow Briar to the shrine and protect her while she
    activates it.  I hope by now that you've aquired the Heal Life Spell
    'cause you're going to need it, these Minions aren't messing around and
    will kick the crap out of Marla in a matter of seconds so stay close to
    her and heal her when she needs it.  When the shrine gets activated
    this side quest will be over and you'll receive at least 100 Renown
    Points and 3,500 gold.
    
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    ~ BOUNTY HUNT ~
    ---------------
    
         This side quest will be available after the Graveyard Path main
    quest.  This will be yet another extremely side quest to add to your
    vast collection of easy ass quests, and this isn't a bounty hunt just
    to let you know, it's a rescue mission plain and simple.  Exit the
    Guild into Lookout Point and make your way to Greatwood, a woman will
    run up and tell you that some Bandits have taken some town people
    hostage.  Go into Greatwood and make your way towards the silver dot to
    enter Fisher's Creek.  Kill all of the enemies in here and rescue some
    helpless guy, he will ask you to go and free his daughter.  Go back
    into Greatwood and make your way to Greatwood Lake.  The guys daughter
    is up the hill on the right, kill all of the Bandits charging you and
    then kill the Bandit Captain guarding the damsel in distress with a
    head shot with an arrow.  Kill the remaining enemies to complete this
    side quest and receive TREASURE CLUE #1, and at least 5,400 gold and
    400 Renown Points.
    
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    ~ BANDIT SPY EXTRACTION ~
    -------------------------
    
         This side quest becomes available after you do the main quest
    Prison Escape.  This quest is geared towards evil characters, if there
    is a good way to do it I don't know what it is.  Teleport to Bowerstone
    South and head into Bowerstone North.  Head to the moving green dot by
    the entrance to Bowerstone Jail and talk to Tanya to find out what's
    going on.  When the cut scene is over you may hire some Bandits to help
    your for 100 gold a piece.  Head up the road and waste some guards and
    then go into Windmill Hill.  Up ahead you'll see two traders getting
    escorted by some guards, take notice of the three green dots at the top
    of the map, head to them and talk to the trader highlighted in green,
    they may have gone into the Gibbet Woods if you were screwing around.
    Now just simply escort this trader all the way back to Bowerstone
    North, if you happen to fail then you'll have to talk to Tanya to try
    this side quest again.  Make sure you kill all of the other trader's to
    find a SHARPENING AND LIGHTNING AUGMENTATION JEWEL, and a diamond.  For
    this simple quest you will receive another SHARPENING AUGMENTATION
    JEWEL, a TRADER HEAD TROPHY, and at least 400 Renown Points and 5,800
    gold.
    
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    ~ THE HIDDEN SWORD ~
    --------------------
    
         This side quest will become available after you defeat the Jack of
    Blades in his human form.  When you leave the Chamber of Fate the
    Guildmaster suggests that you go check out Maze's Tower to investigate
    a powerful weapon that is hidden somewhere in the Heroes' Guild.  Go to
    Maze's Tower and up the stairs, look on the bookshelf to read some
    diary entries to learn about the sword.  Head out of the tower and go
    into the little courtyard and you'll see four graves by a big fountain,
    read the one that is furthest from the tower to receive AVO'S TEAR.
    This is a very powerful sword so get it at the ready, it is augmented
    with health, mana, and experience jewels.  If you've kept the Sword of
    Aeons then you *CANNOT* do this quest for this sword because it will
    not become available.  Again, if you've kept the Sword of Aeons then
    you *CANNOT* get this sword so please, no e-mail's on this matter.
    
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    ~ THE RANSOM VICTIM ~
    ---------------------
    
         This side quest will also become available after you defeat the
    Jack of Blades in his human form.  Teleport to Knothole Glade and head
    to the big silver dot on the mini map and talk to the Chief.  His son
    has been kidnapped by Bandits and they'll send the Chief his son's head
    if he doesn't fork over a ransom.  And of course you're the only Hero
    in all of Albion who has the balls to rescue this kid.  Head into
    Witchwood Lake and make your way down the winding path slaying
    Balverines and go into the Temple of Avo.  Contine to the silver dot
    and enter Witchwood Stones, contine to the silver dot on the bottom of
    the map to trigger a cut scene.  The Bandits said you could go in to
    meet with their boss so go through the door to do so, the leader will
    then demand the ransom from you if the boy is to be freed.  If you're a
    sucker then fork out the gold, if not then simply kill the leader and
    the boy will be grateful.  Now take him all the way back to his father
    in Knothole Glade (if you're an evil character then deliver the boy to
    the silver dot at the end of the thin path across from the Demon Door
    in Knothole Glade), to complete this side quest and you'll receive at
    least 3,000 gold and 500 Renown Points.
    
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    ~ HIDDEN BOOTY HUNT ~
    ---------------------
    
         AAhh, the booty hunt.  Probably the most sought after side quest
    of them all.  I do have to admit that I've found all of the Treasure
    Clues except number three and I REFUSE to look up where it is from
    someone elses guide.  I don't get down like that, all of the stuff in
    this guide I found on my own.  I know where the treasure is but I can't
    dig it up to find out what it is 'cause the goddamn game won't let me
    because one clue is missing.  If you've found the clue e-mail me so I
    can add it in here please, I'll of course credit you for the find.
    
    TREASURE CLUE #1: Complete the Bounty Hunt side quest to obtain this
    clue.
    
    TREASURE CLUE #2: Complete the Lost Trader side quest to get this clue.
    
    TREASURE CLUE #3: Complete the Assassin Attacks quest and the last
    Assassin you kill (there are four of them) will drop it.  Thanks to
    Davis Trout for e-mailing me this location.
    
    TREASURE CLUE #4: Play the Archery Game in Knothole Glade and score at
    least a 300 to receive this clue.
    
    TREASURE CLUE #5: This is in a treasure chest on the Orchard Farm just
    to the left of the enterance leading into the orchard itself.
    
    TREASURE CLUE #6: This is inside of a tresure chest behind the Windmill
    in Windmill Hill.
    
    THE HIDDEN BOOTY: Is located in the Orchard Farm between the barn and
    the house.  YOU MUST HAVE ALL SIX CLUES in order to dig up the
    treasure.  You're going to laugh your ass off at the hidden treasure, a
    frying-pan!  That kicks serious ass!  Although quite the unusual
    weapon, the developers straight-up stole the idea out of Conkers Bad
    Fur Day, one of the most entertaining games ever made.
    
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    * 19) SILVER KEY LOCATIONS *
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    >>> Listed in order of game appearence:
    
    - #1 LOOKOUT POINT: At the crossraods there will be some vines blocking
    a path, chop them down and follow the path to the key.
    
    - #2 BOWERSTONE SOUTH: Go into the Clothing Shop and head upsstairs,
    step out onto the balchony for the key.
    
    - #3 FISHER CREEK: On the side of the cabin you'll notice some bubbles
    in the water, fish out what's causing then to snag this key.
    
    - #4 FISHER CREEK: Win the Fishing Competition to obtain this key.
    
    - #5 GREATWOOD LAKE: As soon as you enter this area run up the hill on
    the right to get this key.
    
    - #6 GUILD WOODS: In the center of the woods you'll spot some bubbling
    water, drop your fishing line into the bubbles to receive this key.
    
    - #7 ORCHARD FARM: In the back of the farm you'll see a dock on the
    left, walk to the end of it to see some bubbley water.  Drop a line in
    there to fish out this key.
    
    - #8 ROSEWOOD COTTAGE: To the left of the cabin is a circle of flowers,
    dig in the middle of them with your shovel to find this key.
    
    - #9 HOBBE CAVE: In the final area where you fight that bitch fairy
    look for a circle of red mushrooms, dig in the middle of them with your
    spade and this key will be yours.
    
    - #10 DARKWOOD LAKE: Directly across from the whore house is a large
    boulder with a hole in the top of it, shoot an arrow through the hole
    to obtain this key.
    
    - #11 ANCIENT CULLIS GATE: Near the exit into Darkwood Weir you'll
    cross a bridge, drop a fishing line into the bubbley water on the right
    to get this key.
    
    - #12 OAKVALE'S MEMORIAL GARDEN: When you enter this area you will see
    a large statue of a warrior swinging an axe, dig under the axe to find
    this key.
    
    - #13 OAKVALE: Win the Chicken Kicking Competition.
    
    - #14 TWINBLADE'S CAMP: *Not in his Elite Camp*  Just past the watery
    area is a treasure chest, dig in front of it with your shovel to obtain
    this key.
    
    - #15 WITCHWOOD STONES: Just past the Demon Door you'll see some
    bubbley water on the left, drop your fishing line in there to catch
    this key.
    
    - #16 WITCHWOOD LAKE: You'll come across a big red statue of a
    Gragoyle, dig to the left of it to obtain this key.
    
    - #17 KNOTHOLE GLADE: In the back of the town look in-between two huts
    on the left (next to the hut you can purchase) to spot a small circle
    of green plants, dig in the middle of them with your shovel and this
    key is yours.
    
    - #18 GREY HOUSE: To the left of the Demon Door there is some bubbling
    water, drop a fishing line in there to pull out this key.
    
    - #19 BOWERSTONE SOUTH: Donate all twenty five books to the school
    teacher and he will give you this key.
    
    - #20 BOWERSTONE NORTH: After you marry Lady Grey or become Mayor, go
    into Lady Grey's estate and look on her bed to find this key.
    
    - #21 HEADSMAN HILL: While on the Mayor's Invintation side quest you'll
    fight Thunder, after he pushes you off of a cliff you'll land near some
    bubbling water, simply fish the key out.
    
    - #22 WINDMILL HILL: When you come up to the first house you'll spot a
    Scarecrow next to it, dig in the middle of the circle of flowers next
    to it to obtain this key.
    
    - #23 WINDMILL HILL: Behind the Windmill you'll see a small circle of
    flowers, dig in the middle with your spade to receive this key.
    
    - #24 LYCHFIELD GRAVEYARD: After the cut scene of you talking to the
    Graveyard Keeper you'll spot some bubbles popping in the water on the
    left.  Drop a fishing line in there to pull out this key.
    
    - #25 LYCHFIELD GRAVEYARD: Dig up the grave of Deacon Sutter to receive
    this key.
    
    - #26 LYCHFIELD GRAVEYARD: Look inside the crypt next to Sutter's grave
    to find this key in a coffin.
    
    - #27 CLIFFSIDE PATH: *Not Clifftop Path off of the beach in Oakvale*
    You'll spot a little cul de sac on the top of the map, go in there and
    dig in the middle of the mushrooms to obtain this key.
    
    - #28 HOOK COAST: On the first floor of the Lighthouse open up a
    cabinet to find this key.
    
    - #29 THE LOST BAY: Dig in the Baykeepers grave next to his house to
    obtain this key.
    
    - #30 NECROPOLIS: Just before the Demon Door is some bubbley water on
    the right, drop your fishing line in them to snag this key.
    
    
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    * 20) SILVER KEY TREASURE CHEST LOCATIONS *
    -------------------------------------------
    
    >>> Listed in order of game appearence:
    
    - HEROES' GUILD: This treasure chest is to the right of the Melee
    Training Arena and requires twenty keys to open.  Inside you will find
    the Murren Greathammer.
    
    - GREATWOOD LAKE: As soon as you enter this area cross the bridge on
    the left to spot this treasure chest, it requires five keys to open.
    Inside you will find an Elixir of Life.
    
    - HOBBE CAVE: Go into the second door on the left to see this treasure
    chest, it requires five keys to open.  Inside is a Will Master's
    Elixir.
    
    - DARKWOOD LAKE: This is located near the whore house and requires
    fifteen keys to open.  Inside you will find Arken's Crossbow, the most
    powerful ranged weapon in the game.
    
    - WITCHWOOD STONES: This is behind the Demon Door you open to find the
    Archeologist and requires fifteen keys to open.  Inside you will find a
    Health Augmentation Jewel.
    
    - GREY HOUSE: In the house go upsatirs to spot this chest, it requires
    ten keys to open.  Inside you will find a Sharpening Augmentation
    Jewel.  Whoopty-doo, can they spare one?
    
    - HEADSMAN HILL: When you're on the Mayor's Invintation side quest this
    treasure chest is in the cave where you fight Thunder and requires
    fifteen keys to open.  Inside you will find a Mana Augmentation Jewel,
    whoo-hoo!
    
    - LADY GREY'S ESTATE: This treasure chest is located in Lady Grey's
    bedroom and requires fifteen keys to open.  Inside is the almignthy
    Katana Hiryu.
    
    - CIRCLE OF THE DEAD: This chest requires ten keys to open and is
    stashing another Piercing Augmentation Jewel.  Bastards.
    
    - HOOK COAST: This treasure chest is located on the top floor of the
    Lighthouse and requires fifteen keys to open.  Inside you will find the
    Murren Greataxe.
    
    - THE LOST BAY: This chest is is to the right of where you start the
    level at the ocean's edge and requires all thirty keys to open.  Inside
    you will find The Avenger, a really shitty sword.  What a ripoff
    considering you had to find thirty friggin' keys for this gimmick.
    
    - NECROPOLIS: This chest is near the back of the graveyard to the left
    of the bridge you cross and requires twenty five keys to open.  Inside
    is the best suit of armor in the game, Archon's Battle Suit.
    
    
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    * 21) DEMON DOOR LOCATIONS *
    ----------------------------
    
    >>> Again these will be listed in order of game appearence:
    
    - HEROES' GUILD: To open up this door will require a lamp, talk to the
    demon and then turn on your lamp for it and it will open.  Inside you
    will find two books, The Book of Spells and Making Friends.  Inside of
    the treasure chest in here is an Elixir of Life.
    
    - GREATWOOD GORGE: To open up this door you'll have to do a great act
    of evil.  Go and a find a random person to follow you to this door.
    Talk to the demon and have the person stand in front of the door, MAKE
    SURE THE DEMONS EYES ARE OPEN!  Simply kill this person to open up the
    door.  If you're alignment is evil and you have horns growing out of
    your forehead then this door will open up for you.  Inside you will
    find Wellow's Pickhammer inside of a treasure chest.
    
    - ROSEWOOD COTTAGE: Just simply give the demon a box of chocolate and
    it will open, inside you will find a treasure chest with the Will
    User's Bright Suit in it.
    
    - GREATWOOD CAVES: To open up this door requires you to get your Combat
    Multiplier up to at least 15, NOT THIRTEEN (as other guides for this
    game will have you believe), 15.  Sometimes there will be an Earth
    Troll for you to kill or sometimes there will be Hobbes running around.
    This will be a little challenging, at least it was for me.  How I got
    in here was I put up my Physical Shield spell and used my stick to beat
    the shit out of the troll.  Open this door before you get your strength
    upgrades too high or the troll will die long befor your multiplier get
    to the desired number.  As soon as your Combat Multiplier reaches 15
    run and talk to the Demon Door and it will then open up for you.
    Inside you will find the Cutlass Bluetane in a treasure chest, the most
    powerful Cleaver in the game but not worth the hassle.
    
    - DARKWOOD MARSHES: To get in this door will require you to kill around
    twenty Hobbes or so.  Easy enough?  Inside you'll find a Will User's
    Dark Suit inside of a treasure chest.
    
    - BARROW FIELDS: To open this door you have to be big and plump so
    stand in front of it and eat and eat and eat some more.  Doing this
    will not alter your appearence or slow you down any so don't worry, eat
    30 apple pies to achieve fat ass status and then the door will open.
    In here you will find a treasure chest containing a vial of Will
    Master's Elixir.
    
    - ABANDONED ROAD: To open this door you must have three complete suits,
    a Bandit Suit, a Dark Will User Outfit, and a Bright Plate Suit.  Stand
    in front of it and change into all three suits, talking to the demon
    after you put on each one, and then it will be pleased enough to open.
    Inside is the almighty Dollmaster's Mace in the bottom of a treasure
    chest.
    
    - WITCHWOOD STONES: To open this door will require you to spell out H-
    I-T-S on the magic stones.  Go to the stones and highlight them and
    press "Tab" to see the letter of the stone.  Hit the stones with your
    melee weapon to spell out the password and the door will open.  Inside
    you will find the Archeologist and a phial of Resurrection Potion.  You
    will also find a Health Augmentation Jewel inside of Silver Key
    Treasure Chest that requires fifteen keys to open.
    
    - KNOTHOLE GLADE: Just simply shoot it the face with an arrow, your
    Accuracy Skill should be at least level three and you should be using
    an Oak Bow or better with a fully drew back arrow.  Inside you will
    find an Elixir of Life.
    
    - GREY HOUSE: To open this door you must be married to Lady Grey.  If
    you've married a different woman then you will *NOT* be able to get
    behind this door so please, no e-mail's on this matter.  Inside you
    will find Ronok the Axe.
    
    - DARKWOOD BORDELLO: To please this demon enough for it to open you'll
    have to get laid at least ten times in the Bordello.  Inside you will
    find a purple Pimp Hat.
    
    - NECROPOLIS: To open up this door you have to give it all of your
    siver keys.  Obviously open all of the Siver Key Treasure Chests before
    giving all of your keys to it.  Inside you will find the most powerful
    weapon in the game, the Bereaver.
    
    
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    * 22) HERO DOLL LOCATIONS *
    ---------------------------
    
    
    >>> To get these little toys you have to do some things, like play
    games in a certain time frame and shit like that.  If you can earn all
    of these then I give you props and my hat's off to you 'cause some of
    these games are pretty tough to beat in the time alloted.  Here's the
    name of the dolls and how to earn them:
    
    - BRIAR ROSE: Play the memory game in the Bowerstone South Tavern and
    beat it in 27 seconds or less.  Good luck on this one.  To aquire this
    doll the best thing I can suggest is playing this game in the morning
    when your brain is at its sharpest and not yet full of THC.
    
    - WHISPER: At the Tavern in Oakvale play the coin golf game and if you
    can win in ten strokes or less this doll is yours.  Easier said than
    done.
    
    - TWINBLADE: Play the memory game in Twinblade's Camp and beat it in
    less than twenty seconds, way too easy.
    
    - SCARLET ROBE: In Knothole Glade play the card order game in the
    bar/hut and beat it in less than twenty seconds.  Quite a challenge
    this one will prove to be.  Thanks assholes.
    
    - THUNDER: Just simply buy it from a vendor while waiting to enter The
    Arena for only 250 gold pieces.
    
    - YOURSELF:  Kill the Assassin in Knothole Glade (or numerous other
    locations) to get this.  When you hear the Guildmaster tell you that a
    group of Assassin's are avenging Twinblade's defeat then an Assassin
    will appear somewhere in your vicinity.  You will run into him sooner
    or later so don't panic if he doesn't show up immediately.
    
    - MAZE: Play the penny game in the Hook Coast Tavern and score thirty
    or higher.  Pain in the ass!
    
    - SCYTHE: In the Snowspire Village Tavern play the coin golf game and
    win in ten strokes or less.  This golf game is much easier to win at
    then the one in Oakvale.
    
    - JACK OF BLADES: Donate seven Hero Dolls to the teacher in Bowerstone
    South to receive this doll.
    
    
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    * 23) CREDITS, E-MAIL RULES, AND LEGAL STUFF *
    ----------------------------------------------
    
    
    >>> CREDITS:
    
        - Microsoft Game Studios
        - Lionhead Studios
        - David Trout for sending me Treasure Clue #3
    
    
    >>> E-MAIL RULES:
        randym1375@yahoo.com
    
       - DO NOT SOLICITE!  I don't care what your crappy product is all
    about or how cheap you're selling it, I don't want it!
    
       - NO CHAIN LETTERS!  I will not send them on and if I go bankrupt,
    get a horrible disesase, an anvil drops on my head, I die, blah, blah,
    blah, because I don't send the letter on, oh well.  I'm not a
    superstitious fool.
    
       - NO FAN CLUB CRAP!  I don't care what your geeky little club is
    all about, I will not join.
    
       - NO MONEY MAKING SCHEMES!  That means you EXCEL (not Microsoft
    affiliated for all you who don't know about this scam artist company
    Excel) and all of you other bullshit scam artists out there.
    
       - NO JUNK MAIL! If you write a crappy newsletter, send me political
    jargon asking for money instead of my vote, ask me to join some
    pathetic singles website, send news about how Paris maxed out her
    dramatically life changing 23 day COUNTY jail sentence (or any other
    kind of celebrity bullshit), or just feel like sending out trash to me
    DO NOT FEEL FREE TO DO SO!  If you do then I'll give you a virus.  How
    does that appeal to your server?
    
       - If I don't know or trust you I will not open up any attachements
    so don't bother to send me any.  Even though I state this it's amazing
    all the idiots out there that still send me attachements.
    
       - I don't care what kind of language you use just don't swear
    directly at me.  If you do well then "Fuck you too" in advance because
    you won't be hearing from me.
    
       - If the answer is in the walkthrough you will most likely not get
    a response from me, maybe a smart ass comment depending on the mood
    I'm in at the time.  I have better things to do than to answer
    questions that have clearly been answered.  Go back to the third grade
    and take up some Reading Comprehension classes if you feel compelled
    to e-mail questions such as "What do the numbers on the blue treasure
    chests mean?," or "How do I open the Demon Door in Greatwood Gorge?,"
    or "Where's the Dollmaster Mace?"  For those of you who do feel
    compelled to e-mail me such dumb ass questions I think it's time you
    renewed your subscription to Highlights magazine.  Barney's on in five
    minutes so get your ass in front of the television and pay attention.
    Today you will be learning the ABC's, but only up to the letter D
    'cause even Barney knows what a dimwit you are.  Hooked on Phonics
    worked for me, maybe it'll work for you too.
    
       - And as long as we're talking about e-mail I'll most likely
    ignore, please write ledgible e-mail's without all these modern day
    acronyms all you tennie boppers, and adults who still think you are,
    IM and text eachother with.  I'm old school and aren't hip to all
    their meanings and don't ever plan on being.
    
       - And another thing: I KNOW THERE ARE TYPOS in this guide.  I typed
    it in word pad and if you knew anything at all then you should know
    that word pad doesn't have spell check, plus I'm only human and thus
    not perfect.  When you type in a million plus characters you're bound
    to make a bunch of typos.  It's amazing all these anal retentive
    asshole yuppies out there who e-mail me and make a big deal because I
    didn't use proper puncuation and grammer or spelled a word wrong.  Get
    a life you pathetic morons and get back to eating your Tofu.  Let me
    see you assholes do a better job of writing a game guide.  Thought so.
    Maybe someday I'll notice the typos and fix them, then again maybe I
    won't just to piss you off!
    
       - NO PORN! Some low life porn companies must have gotten my e-mail
    address from my posted guides because I literally receive HUNDREDS of
    porn offers a week and I'm getting really sick of it.  If you mother
    fuckers keep on sending me this shit then I will hack into your server
    and drop the worst virus known to computers into it so don't fuck with
    me.  Your anti-virus software doesn't have jack shit on me for this
    virus will whipe out your entire operation and I know damn well you
    deviants don't want that to happen.  If you happen to get up and
    running after my mega virus I'll just drop in another modified one.
    This process will be repeated until you're reduced to sucking dick in
    an alley on the side of a bar just to make ends meet.  I'm almost to
    the point of filing a lawsuit against you scumbags for harassment so
    stop sending me this shit.  I don't mean to sound so ignorant here but
    this is the only language these kind of pukes understand.  And no, I'm
    not one of those anti-porn yuppies.  Everyone has their breaking point
    and these assholes lobbed a brick through my plate glass window.
    
    
    >>> LEGAL STUFF:
    
         This document is Copyrighted by Randy Murtha, October 2007 and may
    not be reproduced in part or in full without the written consent of the
    author.  Nor shall this be posted on a website or printed in a magazine
    without my consent.  All Rights Reserved.
    
         WEBMASTERS: If you want to post my guide(s) I'll most likely let
    you but you HAVE TO ASK ME AND GET MY PERMISSION FIRST!  Don't just
    take it upon yourself to post my guide without my consent 'cause I'll
    sue you if you do and it will be my name as the webmaster for your
    site.  I always check out the website you ask to post my guides on and
    if it's a crappy amateur site then don't bother asking me to post my
    guides on your cheeseball site 'cause you can't.  If you send me an e-
    mail asking to post my guide and I don't respond, that means no and you
    should know that NO MEANS NO!
    
         If you have viewed this walkthrough on any other websites than the
    ones listed near the top of this document, or have seen this
    plagerised, please e-mail me and let me know which site you viewed this
    on, I will highly appreciate it.  If you've seen this document
    plagerised or on a website this isn't supposed to be on, there is a
    $CASH$ reward for informing me of who the violator is.  It's a lot of
    hard work, headaches, time, and sore wrists to write a game guide and
    there's nothing worse for us FAQ writers than having some dickless
    douchebag claiming credit for our hard work and dedication to all the
    frustrated gamers out there who read our guides with great
    appreciation.  If you plagerise this document or post this without my
    permission, or any other guides I wrote, then I will prosecute your
    dickless self to the fullest extent of the law.
    
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