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    Grand Theft Auto III - Head Radio Script v1.2
    Head Radio Script
    Grand Theft Auto III
    Playstation 2
    v. 1.2
    Username: FaaipdeOiad14
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    Version History
    v1.0 - August 5, 2002 - Everything is new.
    v1.1 - August 10, 2002 - Added some 2 Dialogues and 1 Song that I
    missed. Added the Misc. Info Section. Corrected mistakes.
    v1.2 - Corrected mistakes. Added part of Equinox script. Added
    Thanks section.
    v1.3 - Minor corrections. Added Legal Information
    I. Head Radio Script
    01..........Dialogue 1 - Fan in the Mall
    02..........Announcer 1 - Head Radio
    03..........Song 1 - "If you Don't Change"
    04..........Dialogue 2 - Call him Mike
    05..........Announcer 2 - Built from Cheap Labor
    06..........Commercial 1 - Equinox
    07..........Dialogue 3 - Bowling Alley Show
    08..........Song 2 - "All you Think About is You"
    09..........Announcer 3 - Geographic, Demographic, Income
    10..........Song 3 - No Lyrics
    11..........Announcer 4 - Win Tickets
    12..........Commercial 2 - Sue Anyone
    13..........Announcer 5 - #1 in Noise
    14..........Commercial 3 - Fernando's New Beginnings
    15..........Commercial 4 - PetsOvernight.com
    16..........Announcer 6 - Love Media
    17..........Dialogue 4 - 60 Years of Rock
    18..........Announcer 7 - Less Annoying
    19..........Dialogue 5 - Ready to Party?
    20..........Song 4 - "Good Thing"
    21..........Dialogue 6 - Exclusive Song?
    II.  Misc. Info
    III. Thanks Section
    IV.  Legal Information
    I. Script
    Dialogue 1 - Fan in the Mall
    Hunt: Ya, the rock of Liberty City. I'm DJ Michael Hunt. Last week when
    we were broadcasting live from that food court at the mall. A fan said
    to me "Mike, why do you always use cheesy clichés? Can't you say
    something original for once." Hey! I'm not here be original, I'm here to
    rock! Rock around the clock. 24/7 dudes! Non stop rock here on Head
    Announcer 1 - Head Radio
    Announcer: The single source of gratification in your miserable
    insignifact life. Head Radio. You may need us, but we don't need you.
    Head Radio.
    Song 1 - "If you Don't Change"
    Forgive me, but I didn't do anything wrong.
    So sue me, If you think the teacher had the life.
    Forget me, If you don't think your friend is your enemy.
    Because it's always been your innocence.
    You sit, you shy, you withstood it.
    You censor your life for your benefit.
    But you lose all the taste.
    And you sit there and waste.
    You're day, your month, your year.
    Nothing stays, they pass you by.
    If you don't change, If you don't change.
    Tell me, will you always be the same.
    Oh maybe, kick yourself and play the game.
    You ask me, what it is your doing wrong.
    You hesitate, you stand there and you should know.
    Dialogue 2 - Call him Mike
    Hunt: Here it is, Head Radio. I'm Michael Hunt, you can call me Mike,
    with another phat jam of non-stop rock from the station that gives you
    more because we pay our employees less.
    Announcer 2 - Built from Cheap Labor
    Announcer: Built from cheap labor, El Salvador and Paraguay, this is
    Head Radio.
    Commercial 1 - Equinox
    Lady: I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'd
    get scared before an important event, such as childbirth or a family
    funeral. Hey sometimes you need some help navigating lives trouble
    spots. That's when I discovered Equinox.
    Man 1: After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me
    down. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equinox, I've
    been employee of the month 3 times in a row.
    Man 2: I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time. Now with Equinox,
    I never need to sleep.
    Man 3: Equinox is new from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor
    about Equinox today.
    Man 4: <fast speech>"Equinox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred
          vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do
          not take Equinox if you are operating any machinery, driving a
          car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a
          history of mental disorders. </fast speech>
    Man 3: Equinox, softening life's harsh realities.
    Dialogue 3 - Bowling Alley Show
    Hunt: Here's one that brings down the house when I do my weekly Michael
    Hunt's rock 'n' roll jam at the Liberty City's premier bowling alley.
    I'm Mike "wheels of steel" Hunt
    Song 2 - "All you Think About is You"
    I know she sounds kind of cool
    But she feels kind of good
    She swings her hips and her bits to the rock 'n' roll groove
    What she makes, What she breaks
    I say its all good
    But she can't hide from the sight that makes her move.
    Got maybe, gone crazy
    I don't know if she's listening tonight
    I think its time I told you
    I can do nothing else but see through you
    Cuz I to one to many times
    So baby stop and see something else
    That makes you feel ok, what you say,
    Always seem to think about you
    Turn the page, dammnit did I hear you say
    I got laid, no way
    Turn the page, wish I had it all again
    What the hell is me?
    You and all your pride and glory
    What's it like to be so horny
    Cut your hair and change your look
    Get a job and a filed suit
    Kind of like your holding life
    And obviously playing at night
    Announcer 3 - Geographic, Demographic, Income Bracket?
    Announcer: No matter what your geographic, demographic, or income
    bracket. We've got content personalized for you. Head Radio because
    your head needs it.
    Song 3 - No lyrics
    Announcer 4 - Win Tickets
    Announcer: Head Radio, with free concert tickets. Just listen for your
    time to call. When you hear caller 25. If you can correctly answer the
    trivia question, you'll be qualified. Every qualifier will meet at the
    local mall, where you'll be told to perform various acrobatic stunts.
    The one who can do the best goes on to nationals. Then if you win there,
    you'll get free concert tickets. From Head Radio, where it's easy to
    Commercial 2 - Sue Anyone
    Man: Is your job effecting your health? Do you become fatigued? Does
    working take time away from family and social events like watching
    wrestling? There's an easy solution. Sue your Boss. See the great thing
    about this country is you can sue anyone for anything and you'll
    probably win, or at least get a settlement. At the firm of Ragin and
    Pozger, personal injury attorneys. We can show how falling down and
    howling like a sissy can result in a large damage award from your
    employer. We also specialize in injuries suffered in auto, bus, and
    train accidents. We can even train you to through yourself in front of a
    bus and pretend to be injured. Hey that's why the pay for insurance.
    Call the law offices of Ragin and Pozger and get ready to enjoy a life
    of luxury.
    Announcer 5 - #1 in Noise
    Announcer: The number one for noise, Head Radio
    Commercial 3 - Fernando's New Beginnings
    Fernando: Has your marriage gone stale? Has the spark gone out of your
    love life? Looking to add a little adventure the monotomy of monogamy.
    I am Fernando Martinez, founder of Fernando's New Beginnings. A
    revolutionary new way of saving your marriage. We understand how two
    kids and a mortgage can take the passion out of your love life. With our
    three-step program, you will rediscover romance, guaranteed.
    Phil: Hi, my names Phil, I've got three kids, two cars, and a mortgage.
    My love life was going stale even before my wife's car accident. Then I
    called New Beginnings. Thanks to Fernando, I'm still married, but on
    Wednesday afternoons, I meet Barbara at the motel by the turnpike
    Fernando: See the passion is back. Phil's marriage is saved and his kids
    will have a daddy to look up to. Call New Beginnings today. Cinco,
    Cinco, Cinco, Nuevo, Dos, Nuevo, Dos. It will be a miracle, I guarantee
    it. Fernando's New Beginnings, we turn a ending into a new beginning.
    Commercial 4 - PetsOvernight.com
    Man: Are you bored with man's best friend?
    Boy: Sorry Fido were gonna have to drown you.
    Man: Why not try mans first cousin? At PetsOvernight.com we've got every
    primate in stock from spider monkeys to gorillas. You'll love your new
    best friend.
    Boy: Mommy, Jim-Jim bit me.
    Mom: Oh ya, you just bite him back then. Ok?
    Man: PetsOvernight.com, delivering little bundles of love in box,
    directly to your door.
    Announcer 6 - Love Media
    Announcer: This is Head Radio, a Love Media station. Just one of 900
    radio stations, 300 TV stations, 4 networks, and 10 senators(thank you).
    Head Radio.
    Dialogue 4 - 60 Years of Rock
    Hunt: Your listening to Head Radio the rock of Liberty City for 60
    years. I'm DJ Michael Hunt taking through another set of non-stop rock
    and pop. It's Head Radio.
    Announcer 7 - Less Annoying
    Announcer: More tolerable, less annoying, a better variety of noises
    between commercials. The one and only. Head Radio.
    Dialogue 5 - Ready to Party?
    Hunt: Are you ready to party? These boys certainly are.
    Song 4 - "Good Thing"
    Sometimes I feel like I can
    Come clean, unused
    been caught, been bruised, been used
    Dialogue 6 - Exclusive Song?
    Hunt: That was Whatever with "Good Thing". That band is gonna be
    huge. This is the only place you can find this next song, except for
    the other 800 stations owned by Love Media. Our sister stations. This
    is Head Radio.
    II. Misc. Info
    -The Head Radio Building is located in Harwood, Portland.
    -If you call Michael Hunt by Mike like he wants you to. It becomes the
    infamous name Mike Hunt.
    III. Thanks Section
    -CJayC for posting this guide
    -Mikey Garcia, TJ Nunyerbizness, and RUAN4608, and Saiberdood for
    pointing out corrections
    -PackingHeat for helping me on part of the Equinox commercial
    IV. Legal Information
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