*There are 11 secret achievements. show
Achievement Description Value Acceptance (secret) You accepted your fate and chose the name "Douchebag" yourself. 15 Animal Cruelty Fart on animals 25 times. 15 Are We Cool? Find Jesus while playing as a Jew. 15 Ass of Fire Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass. 15 Avenger Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious. 15 Canadian Handshake Fart on people 100 times 15 Chinpoko loco Collect 15 Chinpokomon. 30 Chinpokolypse Collect all the Chinpokomon. 75 Clothes Whore Complete all available Costume Sets. 75 Daddy Issues Befriend your Dad. 15 Day Walker Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. 15 Dog Whistle Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form. 15 Dragon Wrath Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat. 15 Elven Hero (secret) You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. 30 Face Hoff (secret) You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. 15 First Day in South Park Spend one day in South Park. 15 For the Hoarder Sell nothing the entire game. 15 Friends in Strange Places Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes. 15 Full Arsenal Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game. 15 Gingivitis Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking. 15 Heisenberg Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap. 15 Inside Joke (secret) While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. 15 Irritable Bowels **** your pants during a boss battle. 15 Junk Peddler Sell 300 junk items. 15 Just Saying Hi Fart on each available buddy in the game. 15 KKK Hero (secret) You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. 30 Made This for You Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat. 15 Make it Rain! Spend $500. 15 Mastery Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities. 15 More Popular Than Jesus Befriend Half of South Park. 30 More Popular Than John Lennon Befriend all of South Park 75 New Kid On The Block Join the KKK. 15 No Child Left Behind Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out. 15 Nonconformist (secret) You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. 15 Outpatient (secret) You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. 15 Parkeologist Open all garages in South Park. 15 Perverted (secret) You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. 15 Poco Chinpoko Collect 5 Chinpokomon. 15 Pulling Mud **** your pants in battle three times. 15 Re-Buttal Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart. 15 Shopaholic Complete half of the available costume sets. 15 Shutout Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle. 15 Skilled Defender Block 100 attacks. 15 Stay Down Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out. 15 Stick Savior (secret) You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. 25 Too Far (secret) You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. 15 Truth to Power Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister. 15 Two Girls, One Stick (secret) You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. 15 Weapon Proficiency Score 100 perfect attacks. 15 You bastards! Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game. 15
In the mission Beat Up Clyde, if you choose to walk out of the room with Mr. Slave rather than trying to deactivate the snuke, then you will witness a special alternate ending.
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