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Cant have kids or sex?
I got married but i cant seem to have kids can anyone help?
It wont even let me have sex i know how to.
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guess god made your body to funtion that way, maybe you are born to not beable to produce sperm. MAYBE YOU ARE A GIRL SECRETLY WITH MALE PROPERTIES!!!O_O
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Err... are you having unprotected sex with your spouse? If so, sounds like a glitch to me... keep trying. If you just can't get it, I guess you're screwed.
Your wife (or husband, I assume) will occasionally ask for sex, to which you can respond with a thumbs-up expression, but that doesn't happen much.
Best to learn the "Come Back to My Place" expression (you can get the book to learn it at Bowerstone's book shop). Use that on someone, and if they want it, they'll follow you. Lead them to a bed (ideally one in a place you own or are allowed to sleep in, if you don't want legal consequences) and "use" the bed. You'll get a choice of protected or unprotected sex. Protected is available only if you have a condom. Unprotected means you can get STDs, but it also means there's a chance of having a kid.
Hope that helps.
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