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Guide History 3. Fighting 4. Insults 5. Copyright ============================= 2. GUIDE HISTORY ============================= 7/21/09 v1.0 - Walkthrough released! ============================= 3. FIGHTING ============================= Sword fighting in Monkey Island is comprised of a series of insults and come-backs. You learn how to fight after acquiring a sword and taking lessons from Capt. Smirk. Then, hit the roads and encounter the various pirates that randomly walk from place to place. You will learn the insults and come-backs after you've heard it first from your opponents. When you've gotten a number of insults under your belt, you'll be ready for the Sword Master. The battle with the Sword Master may seem confusing at first because she uses insults you've never heard before! But, fear not for the normal responses are used to combat her unique set of insults. Take note that in the battle against the Sword Master you can only attempt to respond against her insults. You will never use one of your own insults against her. Guess she knows them all already... ============================= 3. INSULTS ============================= INSULT: You fight like a dairy farmer. SWORD MASTER INSULT: I will milk every drop of blood from your body! RESPONSE: How appropriate! You fight like a cow! INSULT: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! SWORD MASTER INSULT: My tongue is sharper than any sword. RESPONSE: First, you better stop waving it around like a feather duster! INSULT: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak. SWORD MASTER INSULT: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! RESPONSE: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. INSULT: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will! SWORD MASTER INSULT: No one will ever catch me fighting as badly as you do. RESPONSE: You run THAT fast? INSULT: You make me want to puke. SWORD MASTER INSULT: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig. RESPONSE: You make me think somebody already did. INSULT: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! SWORD MASTER INSULT: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood. RESPONSE: I hope now you learned to stop picking your nose. INSULT: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. SWORD MASTER INSULT: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! RESPONSE: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. INSULT: I've spoken with apes more polite than you. SWORD MASTER INSULT: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. RESPONSE: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. INSULT: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! SWORD MASTER INSULT: You are a pain in the backside, sir! RESPONSE: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? INSULT: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! SWORD MASTER INSULT: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! RESPONSE: So you got that job as janitor, after all. INSULT: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? SWORD MASTER INSULT: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape. RESPONSE: Why, did you want to borrow one? INSULT: There are no words for how disgusting you are. SWORD MASTER INSULT: There are no clever moves that can help you now. RESPONSE: Yes there are. You just never learned them. INSULT: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! SWORD MASTER INSULT: I've got a long sharp lesson for you to learn today. RESPONSE: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? INSULT: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. SWORD MASTER INSULT: Only once have I met such a coward! RESPONSE: He must have taught you everything you know. INSULT: People fall at my feet when they see me coming. SWORD MASTER INSULT: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! SWORD MASTER INSULT: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors RESPONSE: Even BEFORE they smell your breath? INSULT: You have the manners of a beggar. SWORD MASTER INSULT: Every word you say to me is stupid. RESPONSE: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. ============================= 4. COPYRIGHT (QQQ) ============================= This may NOT be reproduced under any circumstances without written permission from the author, me. This document is Copyright 2009 Tatsu. It may not be posted on any website or distributed without written permission from me. PERMITTED WEBSITES www.gamefaqs.com www.neoseeker.com Thank you for reading and I hope you found this guide helpful! If you have any constructive feedback, email me at TatsuFAQ (at) gmail.com.