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User Info: B4TT3RY

B4TT3RY
3 years ago#1
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A pastor was traveling last week, he saw an old man, and gave him a lift. While they were going, the old man said; my son, do you know what happened in Heaven last night?

The pastor was so terrified and hurriedly parked and asked; Sir, are you sleeping? How did you get the information about Heaven?
The Old man said; last night in Heaven God became very angry with man and asked the Angels to blow the trumpet. The angels picked up the trumpets and as they were about to blow it WHEN, Jesus fell down and began to plead in tears. The blood that came out of His hands and body were very fresh. He told God that His death shouldn't be in vain.

God couldn't stand the pains of the saint and the wickedness of the evil ones. So He said; "I AM GIVING THEM THEIR LAST CHANCE."

Jesus then turned to the angels and told them to move down in their numerous numbers to tell the world that:
"THE END IS NEAR, JESUS IS COMING VERY SOON".

The pastor (sweating and crying) asked; sir, how did you know this?
The OLD MAN replied; I am one of the Angels sent
to the World.
Please use every medium of communication to send this message.
No time to waste, Please! And the old man disappeared.

Brethren, this story is real, Christ is coming Soon.
PLEASE SAVE A SOUL TODAY.
I Have done my part, it's now your turn to spread the Gospel.
No wealth can be compared to life everlasting in Heaven.
If you are Ready to share this Message, LIKE and write: "AMEN"
May God bless you all. AND DO NOT FORGET TO SHARE THIS POST

HELP ME SAVE THE WORLD


Can I get an "Amen"?
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User Info: Kaiser1one

Kaiser1one
3 years ago#2
People have been saying "Jesus is coming" for 2k+ years.
Why is it that the world can't spell "lose" right???

User Info: B4TT3RY

B4TT3RY
3 years ago#3
Kaiser1one posted...
People have been saying "Jesus is coming" for 2k+ years.


"Everyone has a right to bless what they want to beleive in! How dare u make them feel less then because they do. If your not a believer then that's fine. Keep your negative comments to yourself and move on. Lord knows the devil will use anything and any body. People these days need something to believe in. This world will end just hope and pray i'm on god list for heaven. So keep your comments to yourself and pray your on god heaven list too."
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User Info: almasbaby

almasbaby
3 years ago#4
I just told my dog. He looked at me kinda funny.

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Thuggernautz
3 years ago#5
Kaiser1one posted...
People have been saying "Jesus is coming" for 2k+ years.


I know one guy standing on the same corner every weekend for the last 2 years who professes the same notion. When I ask him why he hasn't come yet he swears at me. Good times.

User Info: Eastsideslinger

Eastsideslinger
3 years ago#6
almasbaby posted...
I just told my dog. He looked at me kinda funny.


Your dog has a facebook account? Facsinating.
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User Info: Wandering__Hero

Wandering__Hero
3 years ago#7
Jesus said no one would know when he would come.

To contradict that is to blaspheme.
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User Info: Nine_Breaker

Nine_Breaker
3 years ago#8
From: Wandering__Hero | #007
Jesus said no one would know when he would come.


He must be a pain in the bedroom.

User Info: JonWood007

JonWood007
3 years ago#9
Kaiser1one posted...
People have been saying "Jesus is coming" for 2k+ years.


I'll give this a R'amen.

Heck, over 2000 years. Daniel referred to a "son of man" coming, who is now interpreted as Jesus; same kind of theme there.
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User Info: Lord Lu Bu

Lord Lu Bu
3 years ago#10
Gee Religious people saying weird insane crap. Color me shocked.
Yes, you can say ASS!
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