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Pure Evil: Part 2...

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User Info: whizeguy

9 years ago#1

Something along these lines had to have gone down at the Mythic HQs:

Mythic Guy Tom: Hey Barry, follow me, I wanna show you what I just got in.

(Tom leads Barry to a huge storage room)

Tom: Check it out bro.

Mythic Guy Barry: Whoa, what the heck is it?

Tom: It's a server, one of the first ever built, a hold-over from the Cold War.

Barry: Wow, it must be slow as all hell and really unreliable.

Tom: It Sure is Barry, and barely even works too.

(Tom grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and puts out a small fire that has started in the ancient server)

Barry: Whew that was close.

Tom: Meh, happens 3 or 4...dozen times a day.

(Sparks begin shooting from the server, Tom grabs a wrench and proceeds to beat the server until the sparks stop)

Barry: Jeeze, Tom, so what are you gonna use this server for?

Tom: I was thinking in-game mail.

Barry: Sounds good to me.

Tom: Hey, I have a box of puppies in my office, you wanna light them on fire and toss them off the overpass and see if we can cause some wrecks?

Barry: Boy do I!!! Afterward we can go to the oldfolks home push people out of wheelchairs!!!

Tom: You read my mind Barry, you read my mind.

User Info: lordofthefarm

9 years ago#2
Witty :D
To eat or not to eat that is the question!
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User Info: Gibberling007

9 years ago#3
tldr: ITT: Mail system sucks
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User Info: Motafication

9 years ago#4
He was my bestest friend. -Meatwad
Yeah, that interesting, because, right before he died, he mentioned something about not liking you. -Master Shake. ATHF

User Info: grubbybatsnow

9 years ago#5
I think the mail server uses twine instead of copper wire and is steam driven.
Seven deadly sins. Seven ways to win. Seven holy paths to hell and your trip begins.

User Info: kirviamar

9 years ago#6
OMG! Thank you - that was epic. Just epic.
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User Info: whizeguy

9 years ago#7



User Info: mistral93

9 years ago#8
Mail server....How I hate you.

*eye twitches*
Dalgor - 20 Engineer, Azazel

User Info: sad1212

9 years ago#9
I can imagine Mythic using thousands of hamsters being forced into hard labor just to keep the mail server alive lol.
Rifleman Path Engineer - Ironclaw

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