Kirby vs the Zombie Army [ASCII Comic#2]

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User Info: Kakoluqia

Kakoluqia
10 years ago#1
Prologue

___"\(x_‡"\___"\(x_†"\________
Zombie Mrs Jesus Freak: Brains!
Zombie Mr Jesus Freak: Brains!

~~not far off~~

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namelessbob: Isn't today beautiful?
Cerno: Yes! Especially after that BBQ
Zeldas Man Link: Screw BBQs I had buttseckz & got cookies for it!

___(>?_?)>____<(^.^)>____<(n_n)>[©©©]_________
nb: Wow! Cookies would you give me one?
Cerno: I would love a cookie also!
ZML: Sure - I like to share!

___(>?_?)>©__<(^.^)>©__<(n_n)>[©©©]_________
nb: Thank you!
Cerno: You are my best friend!
ZML: Damn we sound like wusses!

___(>?_?)>©__<(^.^)>©__<(n_n)>[©©©]_____"\(x_‡"\_"\
nb: Yup!
Cerno: I think we deserve what's going to happen next!
ZML: Whatever do you mean? Hey look it's our good friends the Jesus Freaks!

___<(?_?<)_©__<(^.^)>©__<(n_n)>[©©©]_"\(x_‡"\_"\(x_†"\
ZMrsJF: Brains!
ZML: Sorry, I don't have any brains. Would you like some cookies?
Cerno: pssst namelessbob do you think we should run for it?
nb: Already on it !

_<(?_?<)_©_<(^.^<)__©___<(n_n)>[©*-+"\(x_‡"\_"\(x_†"\
ZML: Hey! There's no need to grab there's plenty of cookies!
ZMrJF: Brains!
nb: I don't think I should have eaten all those cookies after the mexican!
Cerno: This is not a good time for you to get a stitch!

_(>?_?<)_©_<(^.^<)___©___<(n_x"\(x_‡"\_"\(x_†"\_____
ZMrsJF: Brains!
nb: Oh ****! I can't go any further!
Cerno: ****! Why does this have to be in 2D!? now I'm stuck behind this git!
ZML: ghgrhenhgehnh

_(>?_?<)_©_<(^.^<)___"\(x_†"\___^(n_x"\(x_‡"\_________
ZMrJF: Brains!
Cerno: Get out of the way you stupid ****!
nb: I can't! I wanna throw up!
ZombieZML: ¿Brains?
ZMrsJF: Yup! Brains!

_(>?_?<)_©_<(^.x"\(x_†"\____"\(n_x"\___"\(x_‡"\_________
ZMrJF: Brains!
Cerno:hghngrhngghnh
ZZML: Brains!

_(>?_x"\(n_x"\_©_^(^.x"\(x_†"\_______"\(x_‡"\_________
ZZML: Brains!
ZMrsJF: Awwhhh! They grow up so fast!
ZombieCerno: ¿Brains?

Meanwhile:

~~elsewhere~~

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..(b^_^)b______(>;_;)>____(>~_~)>$(>~_~)>$_______
Antonio: Bye Girls!
Kirby: A gagajabillion € doen't last long.

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{Ò,ó}O RLY?!{õ,0}_{Ô,ô}!!NO WAI!!1!!!{0,0}
/)__)YA RLY!!(__(\_/)__)¿!PHO RLY?!(___(\

Kitty: Well one good thing about this episode is that there are no breasts being gratuitously displayed.
O RLY: I don't think many of the readers think that's good!
YA RLY: And why should we give a damn what the readers think? We're the critics damnnit!
Kitty: Of course there was excessive and pointless violence.
NO WAI: It wasn't pointless!
PHO RLY: Ya it was!
Kitty: For the next episode we have to wonder what will happen to kirby now he's bereft of his fortune...
O RLY: His own bloody fault for accepting payment in Euros
YA RLY: ***** you!! The Euro is a more than valid currency & Britain sucks for not signing up to it!
Kitty: .....and also what's going to happen to world with an army of zombies running around. All I can say is : if that whore mongering little ******* winds up saving the day I'll set fire to the writer!
NO WAI: Also Why'd the writer zombifie a whole bunch of hei readers?
PHO RLY: 'Cos he's a ****! Why else?

(>.^_^)>______
Kakoluqia: Oh, Kitty!?
Kitty: Yes

(. Y .)<(^_^:<)___
Kakoluqia: Bite me!!

User Info: Coldkill666

Coldkill666
10 years ago#2
nice comic
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=931146

User Info: C3rno

C3rno
10 years ago#3
Oh damn. I'm a zombie now! I eat your brainzzzz.
What you have experienced,
no power on earth can take from you.

User Info: namelessbob

namelessbob
10 years ago#4
Kewl! Always wanted to be a zombie! Not really ;_;.

*wishes I weren't a zombie*


And I bet I know what happens!! Don't want to spoil it for others though, just incase they don't know it. And I might be wrong. I guess I'll see!

User Info: ZombieJesus0

ZombieJesus0
10 years ago#5
I could have someone take your head off with a chainsaw in a couple of issues time - then you wouldn't be a zombie, you'd just be dead.
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~~KAKOLUQIA~~Ticketmaster of KirbyLand Snafu's Terror Drop
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User Info: Zeldas_Man_Link

Zeldas_Man_Link
10 years ago#6
Sweet! I'm a zombie!

*wanders off*
Cookies in pocket: 19
Have you given me a cookie? See quote.

User Info: C3rno

C3rno
10 years ago#7
*wanders off in search of Zeldas Man Link*

"BRAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!"
What you have experienced,
no power on earth can take from you.

User Info: ZombieJesus0

ZombieJesus0
10 years ago#8
Part the First

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Kirby: No money left!
Antonio: Never mind Senor. As long as you have shint pebbles I shall remain loyal!

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Kirby: But I can't pay girls in shiny pebbles!
Antonio: No but you have no soul now.

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Kirby: So what's that got to with anything?
Antonio: You can lie to girls without feeling guilty!

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..(b^_^)b______^(^_^)^_________________________
Kirby: YAY!!! Let's go find a club!
Antonio: I'm with you boss!

~~elsewhere~~


__"\(?_x"\___"\(x_†"\___"\(^.x"\___"\(x_‡"\___"\(n_x"\__
Zombies{in unison}:Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart

__"\(?_x)/"___"\(x_†)/"___"\(^.x)/"___"\(x_‡)/"___"\(n_x)/"__
Zombies{still in unison}:You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,

__/"?_x)/"___/"x_†)/"___/"^.x)/"___/"x_‡)/"___/"n_x)/"__
Zombies{wow still in unison}:You're paralyzed!
ZCerno: Hey wait a minute!
ZMrJF: What? I was enjoying that!

__/"?_x)/"___/"x_†)/"___"\(^.x)/""\(x_‡"\___"\(n_x"\__
ZZML: Yeah what j00 playing at?
Cerno: Nothing, but aren't there any more recent zombie type songs we could do?
Znb: I don't know why don't we go to a club? We might get a new song!

__/"?_x)/"___/"x_†)/"___"\(^.x)/""\(x_‡"\___"\(n_x"\__
ZMrsJF: Yeah! And at the vey least we should find plenty of brains at a dance club!

__/"?_x)/"___/"x_†)/"___"\(^.x)/""\(x_‡"\___"\(n_x"\__
Zombies: .....

__/"?_x)/"___/"x_†)/"___"\(^.x)/""\(x_‡"\___"\(n_x"\__
Zombies: .....

__/"?_x)/"___/"x_†)/"___"\(^.x)/""\(x_‡"\___"\(n_x"\__
Zombies: .....
ZMrsJF: Ok, probably not but we can get a new song.
ZCerno: Ok lets find a good club.

"\(?_x"\___"\(x_†"\___"\(^.x"\___"\(x_‡"\___"\(n_x"\__
Zombies{once again in unison}: Oh we're of to eat the clubbers,
The stupid clubbers of disco!


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{Ò,ó}O RLY?!{õ,0}_{Ô,ô}!!NO WAI!!1!!!{0,0}
/)__)YA RLY!!(__(\_/)__)¿!PHO RLY?!(___(\
/¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Kitty: Oh Gods! More mindless sexism and violence!
O RLY: Yes please!
YA RLY: ****ing degenerate!
ORLY: O rly?
YA RLY: Ya rly!
Kitty: All I can say is - I hope the zombies eat Kirby and the writer.
NO WAI: No Wai!
PHO RLY: Pho sure!


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~~KAKOLUQIA~~Ticketmaster of KirbyLand Snafu's Terror Drop
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User Info: namelessbob

namelessbob
10 years ago#9
YAY!

*Reads*

Awsome!

User Info: Kokulakuka

Kokulakuka
10 years ago#10
..___________________..
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Bouncer1: I can't ****ing see for ****!
Bouncer2: Yeah why the **** are we wearing shades at night?

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//..GIRLS//..SIN'S..\\GIRLS..\\
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||__(>•_•)>_|¯|¯|_<(•_•<)__||___________
Bouncer1: I mean, it's cool you know but I cn't keep riff-raff out if I can't see 'em.
Bouncer: Yeah well - no scum's gonna know the password so we should be alright.

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//..GIRLS//..SIN'S..\\GIRLS..\\... /##\.....
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||__(>•_•)>_|¯|¯|_(>•_•)>__||..d(^_^d)__<(^_^<)
Bouncer1: Speaking of people looks like someones coming this way.
Antonio: Thees look like good club Senor.
Kirby: Yeah, but let me do the talking!
Antonio: *mutters*
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||__(>•_•)>_|¯|¯|(>•_•)><(^_^<)..d(^_^d)__
Kirby: Can we come in?
Bouncer2: Give us the password or we'll kill you
Kirby: ****!

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||__(>•_•)>_|¯|¯|(>•_•)>(>^_^)>..d(^_^d)__
Kirby: They want a pass word!
Antonio: Say "Fidelio"

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||__(>•_•)>_|¯|¯|(>•_•)><(^_^<)..d(^_^d)__
Kirby: Fidelio?
Bouncer2: Oh cool, Sorry about the death threat sir, in you go.

~~a few seconds later~~

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..(b^_^)b__(>^_^)>______(. Y .)||_^(ƒ_ƒ^)_____¥(. Y .)<3(º..º)<3(. Y .)
Kirby: Wow, how'd you know the password?
Antonio: Playing good that borrow from bad movies.
FinalFantasyFanatik:#####CENSORED#####[by Kitty]
Astaroth:#####CENSORED#####[by Kitty]

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..(b^_^)b__(>^_^)>______(. Y .)||_^(ƒ_ƒ^)_____¥(. Y .)<3(º..º)<3(. Y .)
Kirby: Wow I'd think I'd died and gone to heaven if I hadn't already been there.
Antonio: Yeah, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
FFF: Come on in join the party!
Astaroth: Fire it up! Fire it up!

~~outside~~

..___________________..
//..GIRLS//..SIN'S..\\GIRLS..\\
||XXX||>>>>SIN'S<<<<||XXX||
||__(>•_x"\(?_x"\|_/"x_†)/"x_•)>___"\(^.x"\___"\(x_‡"\___"\(n_x"\__
Zombies{maybe these guys should go into harmony singing}: Brains!

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{Ò,ó}O RLY?!{õ,0}_{Ô,ô}!!NO WAI!!1!!!{0,0}
/)__)YA RLY!!(__(\_/)__)¿!PHO RLY?!(___(\
Kitty: Oh gods it's already so bad I've had to start censoring!
O RLY: *****
YA RLY: YAY! Kitty
Kitty: Anyway it looks like those sexist pigs are going to get there comuppance
NO WAI: I doubt that!
PHO RLY: I hope they all get eaten!
Kitty: For once I'm rooting for the next comic to be more violent!

Kakoluqia: Kitty? Just one thing dear.
Kitty: Don't call me dear you patronizing ****!
Kakoluqia: Censor me again & you'll be getting surprise sex from a zombie next issue.
Kitty: I'll #####CENSOREDBYME#####
Kakoluqia: Now, now don't get vulgar.
~~KAKOLUQIA~~ [All Your Base Are Belong To EU]
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