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User Info: FunkyMunkee

9 years ago#1
I claim this board in the name of teh Munkee taht's Funky.
That's a lotta nuts!

User Info: FunkyMunkee

9 years ago#2
It's so lonely in MAH board. *sigh*
That's a lotta nuts!

User Info: FunkyMunkee

9 years ago#3
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That's a lotta nuts!

User Info: FunkyMunkee

9 years ago#4
Captain Falcon can lick both of his elbows at the same time.

When Captain Falcon does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

If Candlejack says "Captain Falcon," he gets kidnapped.

Captain Falcon can play "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert in Guitar Hero 3....
With an NES controller.

Captain Falcon once Falcon kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Only once has Captain Falcon ever used the full extent of his power. This resulted in the Big Bang.

If one were able to harness the energy from a single Falcon Punch from Captain Falcon, all of North America could be powered for approximately three weeks, two days, and seventeen hours.

The cake is a lie. Despite this being a fact, Captain Falcon still has it.

Captain Falcon finished Endless Melee.

Captain Falcon wipes his ass with chain-mail and sandpaper.

Jesus walked on water. Captain Falcon swims through land.

Captain Falcon can beat 15 Minute Melee in 30 seconds.

Captain Falcon makes water walk on him.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Captain Falcon can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Captain Falcon was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Captain Falcon can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

It takes Captain Falcon 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Captain Falcon once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Captain Falcon could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Captain Falcon.

Captain Falcon got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Captain Falcon is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
That's a lotta nuts!

User Info: FunkyMunkee

9 years ago#5
When you say "no one's perfect", Captain Falcon takes this as a personal insult.

Captain Falcon has time to ponder such questions

Bullets dodge Captain Falcon.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Captain Falcon and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Captain Falcon's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Captain Falcon.

If you spell Captain Falcon wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Captain Falcon?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Captain Falcon can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Captain Falcon's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Captain Falcon gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Captain Falcon doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Captain Falcon can kill two stones with one bird.

Captain Falcon was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Captain Falcon makes onions cry.

Captain Falcon can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Captain Falcon's PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Captain Falcon killing people faster than Death can process them.

Captain Falcon can build a snowman out of rain.

Captain Falcon can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Captain Falcon can drown a fish.

Captain Falcon can play the violin with a piano.

Captain Falcon once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

When Captain Falcon looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Captain Falcon and Captain Falcon.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Captain Falcon can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Captain Falcon. He is the end of all things.

Captain Falcon does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Captain Falcon can slam a revolving door.
That's a lotta nuts!

User Info: FunkyMunkee

9 years ago#6
When people are close to dying, they have a near death experience. When Death is close to dying, he has a near Falcon experience.

Captain Falcon has three testicles. The Death Star, The moon from Majora's Mask, and Ganon.

Captain Falcon caused the Big Bang. The particle of matter that it erupted from was pushed into that compact form by Captain Falcon in the first place.

When Captain Falcon goes swimming he doesnt get wet. The water gets Captain Falcon.

Captain Falcon once ate 3 72oz steaks in 1 hour... He spent the first 45minutes having sex with the waitress.

Outer Space exists because it's afraid to live on the same planet as Captain Falcon.

Captain Falcon makes his internal organs pay rent.

Captain Falcon does not play Brawl. He Brawls people.

If you have five dollars and Captain Falcon has five dollars, Captain Falcon has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Captain Falcon computer. Captain Falcon is always in control.

Apple pays Captain Falcon 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Captain Falcon can sneeze with his eyes open.

Captain Falcon can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Captain Falcon is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Captain Falcon destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

This joke was started because Captain Falcon allowed it.

Sonic travels at the speed of sound. Captain Falcon travels at the speed of awesome.

Captain Falcon can beat any video game without the game disc, or system.

Since the year Captain Falcon was born, Falcon Punch related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Captain Falcon once beat some one to death using only a piece of wet tissue paper, for fun.
That's a lotta nuts!

User Info: FunkyMunkee

9 years ago#7
He who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger.
That's a lotta nuts!

User Info: woodsnib

9 years ago#8
I see...
"Its alright. Its been long enough. This... is your world now."~Auron-X

User Info: FunkyMunkee

9 years ago#9
^ Yay, a visitor!
Don't take life too seriously. I mean, we're not gonna get out alive anyways.

User Info: ddlkll

9 years ago#10
This user scares me :( - :
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