ITT: We replace Donte with other characters in the "**** YOU" scene

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User Info: CrimsonRipper

CrimsonRipper
4 years ago#131
Nero: Guess that's why the Secret ingredient smells so bad.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Nero: I'm your prom date, shall we dance?

Poison: Nero? "Alleged" son of Vergil, and some random ****?

Nero: Who?

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M OVER TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Nero: I'm not into older women, but I guess I'll make an exception.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Nero: You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

K now someone do Poison vs Poison (Streetfighter X Tekken).
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User Info: Charactdurr

Charactdurr
4 years ago#132
AB: Action Bas**** is here to save the... what the hell!? That thing doesn't look kid friendly...

Lollipop: I'd rather stay pedophile food than end up looking like that...

Poison: Who are you?

AB: Isn't it obvious? I'm Action ***tard!

Lollipop: And I'm Lollipop!

Poison: Who the F*** are you!?

AB: Does this fiend have no ears? I guess my "Action B*s*a*d Parent Hangover Enhancement Noisemaker" won't work!

Lollipop: Don't worry Action *a*t*r*, you'll be fine as long as you're wearing your "Action Bastard Divine Comedy Armor", now available for you to waste your mommy's food budget on, kids!

Poison: Action ****ard? Protector of the world? Guardian of that underage sl*t Lollipop? Wielder of the "Action Ba**ard Donte Sue Us Action Pistols"? Which could be yours for 100 box tops of "Action B****ard Fiber Action Poop Cereal?

Lollipop: And guess who's gonna get a cap in their a** from guns for calling me a sl*t, b**ch?

AB: Wait, really? We're selling guns to kids now... *ahem* I mean, yes, it is I! Mwa ha ha ha haaaa!

Poison: You want to kill me? You can't kill me! I'm 12,000 years Old!

Lollipop: She looks pretty good compared to our viewer's moms.

AB: That's why kids should stop their parents from looking like the Star Wars prequels by buying "Action Bas*a** Anti-Aging Cream". It sure has done wonders my a**, so think of what it could do for your butt faced moms!

Poison: **** YOU!

AB: Are we allowed to say that on air? I knew this gritty reboot was a bad idea...

Lollipop: Don't like the new stuff kids? Buy the HD collection of the classic Action ***tard cartoon for your current nostalgia, then buy this season when you're a 40 year old otaku who needs to complete his Action B***ard collection and can't get laid!

Poison: F*** YOUUUUUU *barfs*
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User Info: dropzone20

dropzone20
4 years ago#133
Max Payne: Jeesus Christ. I've got the world's biggest hangover & now I'm being harrassed by a talking tumor...guess you're the secret ingredient.

Poison: WHO ARE YOU!!!?

Max Payne: None of your damn business.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Max Payne: Max Payne.

Poison: MAX PAYNE...the JUNKIEEE NEW YAWKAAA COP. WHERE IS THAT WHOOOORRRRRE MONAAAAAA???

Max Payne: Great, I've been lampooned by the papers; now I've got a malformed geriatric busting my balls. I need more painkillers just to handle the stench alone. (aims guns)

Poison: You think you can kill me!? IíM TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!

Max Payne: I don't normally shoot senior citizens but you're gonna need that LIFE ALERT if you plan on ****ing with me.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Max Payne: ..you done yet?

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

(Max performs bullet-time jump shot)

User Info: pyro_bunta

pyro_bunta
4 years ago#134
Might as well do Nero's

[Wubeth resounds throughout]

*Nero walks in casually with his headphones on*

Nero: *humming "Shall Never Surrender"*

Poison: *turns around* WHO ARE YOU!?

Nero: Hm? *takes off headphones* Ah, so you must be the Secret Ingredient. Oh wow, that smell... Hey, the toilet's back there.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!!?? BELREGHGAHGHEGRG!!

*Nero Table Hops around evading Poison's vomit*

Nero: Hey, HEY, HEY! Watch the coat.... Ugh... I just washed this... the name's Nero.

Poison: NERO!? PROTEGE OF DANTE, AND THE DEVIL BRINGEEEEEERRRRRR!? BLERGHARUGHGAAHGAH!!

Nero: That's right, and I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye... *revs up Red Queen*

Poison: YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLD!!! BLEERGRAUGHAGAH!!

Nero: Twelve or twelve hundred, ancient s*** is still s**** and I'm surprised you still smell like one.

Poison: **** YOU!

Nero: COME ON!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUU!!! BLERGARUAGAHAGAH!!

[Wubeth ceases to resound.... The Time Has Come increases in volume]


[Bonus Scene]

*Nero grabs Poison with Devil Bringer*

Poison: BAAAAHRGH!!

Nero: Hmph! *jumps*

Poison: **** YO---

Nero: SLAM DUNK!!!

*Poison falls to her demise*

Nero: You're dunked.
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User Info: SinExDeath

SinExDeath
4 years ago#135
???: The famed swordsman has arrived!!

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOU!?

GILGAMESH: It is I, the strongest swordman of all of Limbo, GILGAMESH!!

P: Gilgamesh? The swordsman who hunts for the strongest of swords?

G: Why, yes it is. *bows*

P: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OLD!!!

G: Don't get mad at me, you're the one challenging a legend...

P: **** YOU!!

G: Enough banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies without manners! For Gilgamesh... IT IS MORPHING TIME!!

P: **** YOU!!!!!
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User Info: meat92

meat92
4 years ago#136
Ha! Thanks Charactdurr and dropzone.
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User Info: Charactdurr

Charactdurr
4 years ago#137
I got an idea! Someone replace Donte with Lu Bu from Dynasty Warriors!
PSN: MarkoKri

User Info: pyro_bunta

pyro_bunta
4 years ago#138
Charactdurr posted...
I got an idea! Someone replace Donte with Lu Bu from Dynasty Warriors!


[Dance Macabre resounds throughout]

*a huge figure appears from the hallway*

Lu Bu: So this is the fiendish demon that I have been hearing about...

Poison: WHO ARE YOU!?

Lu Bu: You do not know who I am? HAH! such is the intelligence of lowly demons such as yourself.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUUU!!! BLEERGAUGAHAGAAGRGH!!

*Lu Bu spins his Halberd, blowing Poison's vomit back to her face*

Lu Bu: I am Lu Bu, you ignorant insect.

Poison: LU BU!? PAWN OF DONG ZHUO AND THE LOVE OF DIAO CHAN, THE WHOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEE!? BLERGAUGRGHGAGH!!

Lu Bu: SILENCE DEMON, you shall not utter another insult to Diao Chan. *slams halberd* I hope you can provide me with a decent challenge!

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOLLDD!!! BLERGUAGAHAGAHRGH!!

Lu Bu: Twelve hundred? Be it twelve thousand, insects are still insects!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Lu Bu: TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHTY LU BU!!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!! BLERGAURGAH

*Lu Bu is enraged*

[Lu Bu's Theme increases in volume]

Requesting a Phoenix Wright one.
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User Info: TrueKirby

TrueKirby
4 years ago#139
Zero: What? Another Nightmare?

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Zero: I'm Zero.

Poison: Zero? "Alleged" Creation of Dr.Wily?
Zero: I guess I'll kill you.
Poison: KILL ME!? I'M OVER TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Zero: I'm not into Mavericks, but I guess I'll make an exception.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Zero: You kiss your creator with that mouth?

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!
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User Info: Pesmerga255

Pesmerga255
4 years ago#140
There's a distinct lack of realism in this topic. Tameem would be disappoint.
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