ITT: We replace Donte with other characters in the "**** YOU" scene

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User Info: steepcircle

steepcircle
4 years ago#81
Hiryuu_Tsurugi posted...
And...

Dante: So you must be the Secret Ingredient... *appears from the shadows*

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Dante: The name's Dante, princess.

Poison: DANTE!? SON OF SPARDA, THE TRAITOR?!?! AND EVA, THE *******?!?

Dante: I've heard it said that way. Me, personally? I just prefer Dante.

Poison: YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Dante: And don't you look it! Phew. *waves hand under nose* Smell like it too.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Dante: Now, now. Watch your mouth. Before I have to wash it out with soap. *cheeky grin*

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!


That is pure gold man! I can totally see original Dante saying that!
Conrad Verner: "My wife was really supportive. She even paid for my shuttle fare off-world."
Matriarch Aethyta: *facepalm*

User Info: ZeroX91

ZeroX91
4 years ago#82
Chrono:...
Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Chrono:...
Poison: ....

Chrono:...
Poison: Um, well **** YOU!!

Chrono:.... *draws sword*
Poison: ************************** YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1


(Am I doing it right?)
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User Info: FNP88

FNP88
4 years ago#83
ShadowZero007 posted...
Shinji from Evangelion.


Shinji: *dragged from the shadows*
Ikari: Who the f*** are you!
Shinji: Dad, it's me, your son. Shinji!
Ikari: Shinji?! My son, the worthless coward!?
Shinji: Dad, why can't you love me! You're a horrible father, I hope one of these angels kills you! :(
Ikari: Kill Me?! I'm the commander of NERV!
Shinji: Why did you even drag me here dad? What do you want!
Ikari: F*** you Shinji! Jump in this prototype EVA unit and save the world!
Shinji: What?! I can't do that! Dad! How do you expect me to do that?!
Ikari: F************** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Shinji! *adjusts glasses*

make sure to congratulate me ;)

User Info: MeCarana

MeCarana
4 years ago#84
Travis: So, these is where they make the drinks... Man, I wish I didn't buy all those cans.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Travis: Huh? Me? Travis Touchdown--

Poison: TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN? THE NO MORE HERO, BROTHER OF HENRY?

Travis: And, number one assassin! Do you know why I'm here?

Poison: ASSASSINATE ME? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Travis: Aw, come on! I've faced superheroes with gun nipples, ghosts, gothic lolitas and giant mascots. How tough can a big caterpillar be anyway?

Poison: **** YOU!!

Travis: How about I f**** you with my katana? F****head.

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

User Info: MeCarana

MeCarana
4 years ago#85
(Read with british accent).

Henry: So there's the center of the factory. What horrible design.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Henry: The name's Henry--

Poison: HENRY? BROTHER OF TRAVIS AND CUCKOLD HUSBAND OF SILVIA?

Henry: It's SIR Henry Mother***** for you. Not for much longer, though.

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOOOLLLD!!!

Henry: Clearly you have the manners of a 12 years old.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Henry: Shall we get this started? After you.

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

_____________________

Lloyd: So this is the center of the factory.

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOUUU!?

Lloyd: Give me your name and I'll give you mine!

Poison: **** YOU!!

Lloyd: Looks like we have no choice but to fight!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLERGAUGAAAGHRAGHEAGHG!!!

User Info: KA_ME_HA_ME_HA

KA_ME_HA_ME_HA
4 years ago#86
I like the Sir Henry Mother****** one.
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User Info: pyro_bunta

pyro_bunta
4 years ago#87
[wild west-ish guitar solo sounds throughout]

Gene: Ah! So YOU must be the Secret Ingredient!

Poison: WHO ARE YOU!?

Gene: God or demon who am I?

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOU!!!?? BLERGAGAUAGAHAGAH!!!

*Gene dodges the vomit, and enemy level rose to Lv1*

Gene: My name is Gene.

Poison: GENE!? SUCCESSOR OF ALEXANDER, WIELDER OF THE GOD HAAAAAANND!? BLERGAUGAGAHGHAG!!

Gene: That's right, but you can just call me Gene the ass kicker, as a godly ring to it. Don't you think? *enemy level rises to Lv2*

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOLLLD!! BLERGUGAGHG!!

*Gene strafes and backflips Poison's vomit. Enemy level rises to Lv3*

Gene: and you don't look a day older than Beelze.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Gene: HA HAH!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUU!!! BLERGAHGUAHEGH!!

*Enemy level rises to Death*

Gene: I LOVE IT!

[God Hand theme increases in volume]
...if you know what I mean

User Info: Sasukefire

Sasukefire
4 years ago#88
pyro_bunta posted...
[wild west-ish guitar solo sounds throughout]

Gene: Ah! So YOU must be the Secret Ingredient!

Poison: WHO ARE YOU!?

Gene: God or demon who am I?

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOU!!!?? BLERGAGAUAGAHAGAH!!!

*Gene dodges the vomit, and enemy level rose to Lv1*

Gene: My name is Gene.

Poison: GENE!? SUCCESSOR OF ALEXANDER, WIELDER OF THE GOD HAAAAAANND!? BLERGAUGAGAHGHAG!!

Gene: That's right, but you can just call me Gene the ass kicker, as a godly ring to it. Don't you think? *enemy level rises to Lv2*

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOLLLD!! BLERGUGAGHG!!

*Gene strafes and backflips Poison's vomit. Enemy level rises to Lv3*

Gene: and you don't look a day older than Beelze.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Gene: HA HAH!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUU!!! BLERGAHGUAHEGH!!

*Enemy level rises to Death*

Gene: I LOVE IT!

[God Hand theme increases in volume]

God Hand deserved a sequel.
NaughtyGhost: Girl wang is cute <3

User Info: TorgoForever

TorgoForever
4 years ago#89
Sasukefire posted...
pyro_bunta posted...
[wild west-ish guitar solo sounds throughout]

Gene: Ah! So YOU must be the Secret Ingredient!

Poison: WHO ARE YOU!?

Gene: God or demon who am I?

Poison: WHO THE **** ARE YOU!!!?? BLERGAGAUAGAHAGAH!!!

*Gene dodges the vomit, and enemy level rose to Lv1*

Gene: My name is Gene.

Poison: GENE!? SUCCESSOR OF ALEXANDER, WIELDER OF THE GOD HAAAAAANND!? BLERGAUGAGAHGHAG!!

Gene: That's right, but you can just call me Gene the ass kicker, as a godly ring to it. Don't you think? *enemy level rises to Lv2*

Poison: KILL ME!? I'M TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OOOLLLD!! BLERGUGAGHG!!

*Gene strafes and backflips Poison's vomit. Enemy level rises to Lv3*

Gene: and you don't look a day older than Beelze.

Poison: **** YOU!!

Gene: HA HAH!

Poison: **** YOUUUUUU!!! BLERGAHGUAHEGH!!

*Enemy level rises to Death*

Gene: I LOVE IT!

[God Hand theme increases in volume]

God Hand deserved a sequel.


Yes man.

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User Info: Phantom_Opera_G

Phantom_Opera_G
4 years ago#90
Little_Ishida posted...
ShadowZero007 posted...


Dante: Don't speak; just die.


One of DMC2 Dante's few badass moments, along with "King? yeah, here's your crown"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAGP24eq_0o&t=1m44s
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