if Stephenie Meyer wrote the story

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User Info: palpatine_roxx

palpatine_roxx
3 years ago#1
what would it b like??

User Info: Kuxirock

Kuxirock
3 years ago#2
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.

User Info: OracleGunner

OracleGunner
3 years ago#3
It couldn't be worse than the one we already got. But it would sell since twilight fangirls would buy this game just for the author.
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User Info: bigdom93

bigdom93
3 years ago#4
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


doesn't it already, did you already forget about those squirrels?
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User Info: KA_ME_HA_ME_HA

KA_ME_HA_ME_HA
3 years ago#5
bigdom93 posted...
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


doesn't it already, did you already forget about those squirrels?


Plus Kat and Donte. Donte and Kat aren't the same species, so it's kind of like bestiality anyway.
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User Info: Malus_X6

Malus_X6
3 years ago#6
From: KA_ME_HA_ME_HA | #005
bigdom93 posted...
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


doesn't it already, did you already forget about those squirrels?


Plus Kat and Donte. Donte and Kat aren't the same species, so it's kind of like bestiality anyway.

I think it counts as either omnisexual or pansexual... Not exactly sure.
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User Info: ZeroX91

ZeroX91
3 years ago#7
K-kat would talk l-like *stammers* this, dante would have s-skin like d-diamonds, and the w-wangst would be t-ten times the current *stammers* levels... The one good thing would be mustache dad sparda.
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smithkakarot
3 years ago#8
It would be even easier to take the piss out of, though at least the characters wouldn't be throwing F-bombs every few minutes.
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User Info: Kira0987

Kira0987
3 years ago#9
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


You forgot pedophilia.
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Malus_X6
3 years ago#10
It'd have so many "woe is me" moments that you take the disc out and destroy it in the most brutal way you could think up.
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