if Stephenie Meyer wrote the story

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User Info: smithkakarot

smithkakarot
3 years ago#11
Kira0987 posted...
Kuxirock posted...
It would involve necrophilia and beasty.


You forgot pedophilia.


Dat werewolf imprinting.
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User Info: AlexxShadenk777

AlexxShadenk777
3 years ago#12
ZeroX91 posted...
The one good thing would be mustache dad sparda.

The mental image. It's too much for my sides.
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User Info: SilentS89

SilentS89
3 years ago#13
Game would have sold better if Stephenie Meyer wrote the story.

User Info: Squished_Mario

Squished_Mario
3 years ago#14
Wait I thought she wrote the story
The SquishedMario hurts, and has just been spoken by the truth.
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User Info: CirOnn

CirOnn
3 years ago#15
It'd definitely sell better but... To say that this game's story is on equal levels or inferior to anything she ever wrote clearly never read a Twilight piece. It sucks so much that actually hurts you physically, my eyes bled.

User Info: SiLVeR_420

SiLVeR_420
3 years ago#16
It'd be very generic. I mean I just saw a trailer for The Host...everything I saw has been done a million times.
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User Info: ScreamingMidget

ScreamingMidget
3 years ago#17
Who is Stephenie Meyer?

User Info: CirOnn

CirOnn
3 years ago#18
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).

User Info: ScreamingMidget

ScreamingMidget
3 years ago#19
CirOnn posted...
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).


Oh dear lord...

User Info: OracleGunner

OracleGunner
3 years ago#20
ScreamingMidget posted...
CirOnn posted...
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).


Oh dear lord...


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