if Stephenie Meyer wrote the story

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4 years ago#21
From: OracleGunner | #020
ScreamingMidget posted...
CirOnn posted...
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).


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MoreFunThanTV
4 years ago#22
CirOnn posted...
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).


Se doesn't look that fat, kinda hot actually...:
http://www.twilightlexicon.com/wp-content/repsaj/2010/06/stephenieredheadshot.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lIcpVlaF2_A/TC19-sp_TbI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/6CeUabL2YSs/s1600/stephanie-meyer-and-minions.jpg

I dunno maybe she lost weight or something? I tend to avoid everything Twilight related like the plague though, less I end up like my "indoctrinated" friends.
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4 years ago#23
From: CirOnn | #018
ScreamingMidget posted...
Who is Stephenie Meyer?


Trust me on this one at least: You REALLY don't wan to know. (but basically: a fat mormon housewife, who was never really loved, decided to write a book out of boredom. You can guess from there).

Your forgot sexually frustrated and created Bella as an analog of herself to cope with the aforementioned affliction.
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ZeroX91
4 years ago#24
S-stop....f-fighting....please... :I
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TT_TT_TT
4 years ago#25
it probably wouldn't flop since she has an audience in mind when writing. I'm not sure who NT was writing for.

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ZeroX91
4 years ago#26
So nobody liked my Kristen Stewart impression? :(
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SiLVeR_420
4 years ago#27
ZeroX91 posted...
So nobody liked my Kristen Stewart impression? :(


Your mouth was closed. It wasn't accurate. :0 is how you should have done it.
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ZeroX91
4 years ago#28
SiLVeR_420 posted...
ZeroX91 posted...
So nobody liked my Kristen Stewart impression? :(


Your mouth was closed. It wasn't accurate. :0 is how you should have done it.


I was tryin to portray her robotic delivery....well noted I guess.
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4 years ago#29
Actually, if DmC were written by Stephenie Meyer, I'd be taking the piss out of it even MORE!
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4 years ago#30
smithkakarot posted...
Actually, if DmC were written by Stephenie Meyer, I'd be taking the piss out of it even MORE!


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