An attempt at humor

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User Info: skermac

skermac
4 years ago#1
We need more humor to lighten things up. Anyone know any RE jokes? Here's a bad one.

What did Barry say after being attacked in the dining room?

This place is dine-gerous!


lol I told you it was bad!

User Info: First_Aid_Spray

First_Aid_Spray
4 years ago#2
A topic about lame Resident Evil jokes?

"clears throat"

Why did Nemesis move to Hollywood?

Because he was looking for stars!

Whats Small, Pregnant and can't climb ledges?

Sherry in RE2. >_>

What event is Joseph not allowed to attend?

Dog shows.

Why did the Crimson Head cross the road?

Because the zombie didn't make it.

Why did the Ashfords have a base in the South Pole?

Because Alexia wanted her base to be in ANTartica

...>.>

User Info: SamA7X

SamA7X
4 years ago#3
Why did Marvin turn purple?
Because he overdosed on red and blue herbs

What kind of piercings did Richard have?
Snakebites

Why was Enrico shot?
Because he was cranky
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User Info: MallyPureSmooth

MallyPureSmooth
4 years ago#4
Hmm let's see

Why did Forest die?
Because he was in a Forest

Why did the RPD cancel Leon's party?
Because the monsters were having a party instead

Why has Carlos been absent since RE3?
Because he's grieving over his "car loss"

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User Info: largerock

largerock
4 years ago#5
Lemme try a little quiz game.... look far a topic in a few minutes...
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User Info: largerock

largerock
4 years ago#6
Actually screw that I got something better in mind.
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User Info: shagohad3

shagohad3
4 years ago#7
How did Jill track Rachel?

Se smelled something fishy.
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User Info: IlDanko

IlDanko
4 years ago#8
What is Carlos' favorite drink?? NiCOLAi...
That's when the lights go down and the room turns red
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User Info: sidebeard

sidebeard
4 years ago#9
Q. Why didn't Ashley and Leon do overtime?
A. Because he went the WONG way.
'What did you say?! Insects' life doesn't compare to human lives!'

User Info: slapper1

slapper1
4 years ago#10
What event is Leon S. Kennedy never allowed to attend?
Car shows.

Nemesis, a T-103 and Lisa Trevor all walk into a bar...
And everybody dies.

What company brand does Wesker model for?
Hugo Boss sunglasses.
When facing a zombie apocalypse, don't join up with a group. Why? Because you'll end up blowing your own head off due to all the pointless drama caused within.
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