An attempt at humor

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User Info: desi_shinobi

desi_shinobi
4 years ago#11
Haha this is truly the epitome of bad jokes right here!!
PSN - desishinobi
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User Info: Cartwheel_Kick

Cartwheel_Kick
4 years ago#12
shagohad3 posted...
How did Jill track Rachel?

Se smelled something fishy.


lol@ this one
AgainstMeIsBest posted...
if you have to triple post I think that means nobody cares

User Info: skermac

skermac
4 years ago#13
First_Aid_Spray posted...
A topic about lame Resident Evil jokes?

"clears throat"

Why did Nemesis move to Hollywood?

Because he was looking for stars!

Whats Small, Pregnant and can't climb ledges?

Sherry in RE2. >_>

What event is Joseph not allowed to attend?

Dog shows.

Why did the Crimson Head cross the road?

Because the zombie didn't make it.

Why did the Ashfords have a base in the South Pole?

Because Alexia wanted her base to be in ANTartica

...>.>


The nemesis joke made me really laugh!

User Info: BlueRamza

BlueRamza
4 years ago#14
What's Wesker's favorite pickup line at bars?

"I want to show you the 'Tyrant' "

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So a Cerberus walks into a bar and the bartender goes "Why the long face?"

The dog proceeds to eat the bartender afterwards.

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How many Lickers does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

None because they're getting to the center of you.

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Why does every main boss in RE4 explode when they change?

Because they're a terrorist group, remember?

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What does Jill do that Barry's wife won't?

Make Jill's special sandwiches

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Why did the Ganado swing his ax at Leon in the beginning of RE4?

He heard that STARS members make great sandwiches.

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What do you call Barry's death at the hands of Lisa?

Barry Punch.

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Who wins in a fight Barry or Chuck Norris?

Barry. Because He's got "THIS"

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Why did the crimson head cross the road?

Because the zombie didn't make it.

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Why did the zombie cross the street?

To eat the helpless injured pedestrian on the side of the road

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You been invite to a party with Chris and there are sandwiches.

I hope this wasn't Chris's Jill Sandwich

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What do Nemesis's friends call him?Spoiler:

The S.T.A.R. Destroyer!

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What do you get when a Zombie bust down the door to the room Jill is locked in seeing her get crushed?

HMMMMMM Jiiillll Saanndddwhhiiicchhh ahhhhhh....

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That's all I can think of at this moment I think there are a few others...
Snake: There's no happiness found in death, no peace either; I'm leaving here alive, because a strong man doesn't need to read the future, he makes his own.

User Info: IlDanko

IlDanko
4 years ago#15
I think.... I want to kill myself right now
That's when the lights go down and the room turns red
PSN: Dan21993

User Info: BlueRamza

BlueRamza
4 years ago#16
I know, they're lame classics told a dozen times, but I still sometimes find myself laughing at them.
Snake: There's no happiness found in death, no peace either; I'm leaving here alive, because a strong man doesn't need to read the future, he makes his own.

User Info: jmplayer

jmplayer
4 years ago#17
When Piers walked in to find Chris drunk in a bar:

"It's me Chris,"

A few seconds later:

"Is that you Rebecca?"

User Info: GamerFood

GamerFood
4 years ago#18
What did Chris say when he finished teaching a class about Latin Roots?

''Looks like we got to the ROOT of the problem.''

User Info: SamA7X

SamA7X
4 years ago#19
jmplayer posted...
When Piers walked in to find Chris drunk in a bar:

"It's me Chris,"

A few seconds later:

"Is that you Rebecca?"


I loved this!! xD
PSN: VII_foREVer_VII
(the "I" in "VII" is a capital "i" not a undercase "L")

User Info: HUNK_REVIL

HUNK_REVIL
4 years ago#20
skermac posted...
We need more humor to lighten things up. Anyone know any RE jokes? Here's a bad one.

What did Barry say after being attacked in the dining room?

This place is dine-gerous!


lol I told you it was bad!


Lol not bad made me go "hah" xD

I don't really know no Re jokes but good topic.
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