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I figured it be more cartoonish than the usual stuff o.o mainly it was just a joke, but if it was an actual game it'd just go through all the main stuff in racing format. Birkin'd probably the final boss of 2's world, Nemesis the final boss of 3's, Alexia the final boss of CV's, Sergei or T.A.L.O.S. the final boss of Siberia's, Saddler the final boss of 4's, ect. ect.
Before you die you see the Tails Doll---Backdrop Observer of the Metroid: Other M board Apparently Edward: Wise Old Sage of Korodai