Worst Singer in Skyrim

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User Info: ryan-stocks

ryan-stocks
4 years ago#1
So my character was at the Windpeak Inn in Dawnstar talking to the priest, Erandur, when I heard the most awful , disturbing rendition of "Ragnar The Red" being sung behind me. I turned around and saw none other than the red-haired bardess, Karita. The stranger part of this story was that the people staying at the inn clapped wildly for her after she was done. After hearing her sing, I have come to the conclusion that she must be the worst singer in Skyrim. Can anybody name any other NPCs who have just awful voices. Please share and please go find Karita so you know what I am talking about.

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Kant_Remoob_Eht
4 years ago#2
ryan-stocks posted...
So my character was at the Windpeak Inn in Dawnstar talking to the priest, Erandur, when I heard the most awful , disturbing rendition of "Ragnar The Red" being sung behind me. I turned around and saw none other than the red-haired bardess, Karita. The stranger part of this story was that the people staying at the inn clapped wildly for her after she was done. After hearing her sing, I have come to the conclusion that she must be the worst singer in Skyrim. Can anybody name any other NPCs who have just awful voices. Please share and please go find Karita so you know what I am talking about.


You forgot to also mention that the people at that inn are tone deaf.
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User Info: HoonDing

HoonDing
4 years ago#3
What was the name of the Orc bard? The one that was so bad, multiple people put a hit out on him? Lurbuk?
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User Info: SoulOfFayth

SoulOfFayth
4 years ago#4
Yeah, Lurbuk.
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JohnRyan1228
4 years ago#5
Ragnar was boastful no MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
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User Info: Necro_Fear89

Necro_Fear89
4 years ago#6
HoonDing posted...
What was the name of the Orc bard? The one that was so bad, multiple people put a hit out on him? Lurbuk?


That's different, he was bad because he was meant to be bad. Some of the bards in the taverns are just bad because they can't sing at all. It's like they got anyone they could find to just sing the songs in-game and didn't worry if it sounded good or not.
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User Info: obishawn

obishawn
4 years ago#7
I came here to answer, "That chick in Dawnstar" even before reading the opening post. She reminds me of Shirley Bassey singing Goldfinger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MagCoUYvIXE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Brenz0r
4 years ago#8
ryan-stocks posted...
The stranger part of this story was that the people staying at the inn clapped wildly for her after she was done. After hearing her sing, I have come to the conclusion that she must be the worst singer in Skyrim. Can anybody name any other NPCs who have just awful voices. Please share and please go find Karita so you know what I am talking about.

You saw her dress, right? There's a reason that they're clapping, and it has nothing to do with her voice.
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User Info: TurboReaper

TurboReaper
4 years ago#9
Worse singer in Skyrim? Probably the Dovahkiin, at least mine anyways. He joined the Bard's College, but can't play any instrument. He can't sing because every time he opens his mouth people are either blown away, set on fire, frozen, or drained of their vital life essence.
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User Info: nathraxh

nathraxh
4 years ago#10
On the few occasions I heard Lurbuk play/sing, I didn't think he was that bad. But yeah, some of the female singers really are quite bad.

My personal favourite singer is the Skald in Markarth. His voice just has the necessary quality for the songs he sings.
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