Salvation! A Space Rock is about to hit Skyrim, What do we do?

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User Info: Exraiel

Exraiel
2 months ago#1
NUKE IT!

But won't that cause it to break into smaller equally destructive rocks.

YES BUT NUKE IT ANYWAYS!

Why?

Use more than one NUKE DAH!

But we don't have the time to built enough rockets.

NUKE IT!

How?

NUKE SPACE MINES!

ONE BIG ROCKET DUMPING NUKES OFF ONE BY ONE.

1ST CONTACT BOOM, THEN BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, SMALL ROCKS LOSE.

Thats Genius!

User Info: DaHuddMan

DaHuddMan
2 months ago#2
Just Fus Ro Dah the space rock away
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ty dragonborn
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User Info: Evil_Geoff

Evil_Geoff
2 months ago#3
Call Dragon in the middle of Whiterun.

Throw Heimskr - Talos' favorite preacher - and Nazeem - EVERYONE'S favorite stuck up Redguard - on said dragon's back, send them to intercept the space rock.

If Heimskr's prayers don't turn the rock, Nazeem's incessant prattling will bore the rock to tears and it will leave just to get some peace.

OR...

It smashes them both, making Tamriel in general, and Whiterun in particular, a much nicer place.
Hah! You kids these days got it easy. I started playing video games with PONG. Now THAT was a video game! And get off my lawn!

User Info: Taiolu

Taiolu
2 months ago#4
Bend will, get dragons to unrelenting force it to aim it at Markarth
Now all we need is some penis.
-Vallix

User Info: Axtlar

Axtlar
2 months ago#5
Call Vivec.

User Info: NoctustheOwl

NoctustheOwl
2 months ago#6
call the undead dragon to take the hit for all of tamriel

User Info: astelion

astelion
2 months ago#7
Didn't vivec stopped a meteor in morrowind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjrQEsqcvpM
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User Info: Darksteel

Darksteel
2 months ago#8
astelion posted...
Didn't vivec stopped a meteor in morrowind?


http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Baar_Dau
Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general -Mark Rippetoe

User Info: Axtlar

Axtlar
2 months ago#9
astelion posted...
Didn't vivec stopped a meteor in morrowind?

Yes, then he let it crash during the Oblivion crisis because nobody loved him anymore.

User Info: guitarluva1

guitarluva1
1 month ago#10
Go to the nearest tavern and get so drunk that you don't even notice when the meteor hits.
All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought 'twas all in fun - POP! Goes the bandit!
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