[AC Jokes Thread] So...

  • Topic Archived
You're browsing the GameFAQs Message Boards as a guest. Sign Up for free (or Log In if you already have an account) to be able to post messages, change how messages are displayed, and view media in posts.
  1. Boards
  2. Assassin's Creed III
  3. [AC Jokes Thread] So...

User Info: Aegis_Runestone

Aegis_Runestone
3 years ago#1
... What's an Assassin without a Hidden Blade?

Pointless.


What's Connor without a Tomahawk?

He's no longer bad-axe.


Can't see anything? Maybe it's because your Eagle Vision...

*puts on sunglasses*

... just took flight.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Add yours.
Huge fan of Muramasa - The Demon Blade
Huge Final Fantasy IV fan! Played all versions of FF4 (except PSP) since 1992. Fav charas: Cecil, Kain, and Rydia.

User Info: Afghanboy789

Afghanboy789
3 years ago#2
very very funny. I dont have any jokes, but Im gonna bump this..

User Info: Aegis_Runestone

Aegis_Runestone
3 years ago#3
Thanks! I'm glad you liked the jokes. My favorite is the Connor one because IT'S true. The Tomahawk is what makes him BA.
Huge fan of Muramasa - The Demon Blade
Huge Final Fantasy IV fan! Played all versions of FF4 (except PSP) since 1992. Fav charas: Cecil, Kain, and Rydia.

User Info: Afghanboy789

Afghanboy789
3 years ago#4
SPOILERS

Remember when Ezio, in Revelation, Played the lute the distract the crowd while the other assassins protected the prince. His rhymes were funny. My fav:

Cezare said no man can kill me,
till he had a date with gravity!

It went something like that. Most of them were clever and funny.

User Info: Aegis_Runestone

Aegis_Runestone
3 years ago#5
Yeah, they were. Ezio made a great bard. :)
Huge fan of Muramasa - The Demon Blade
Huge Final Fantasy IV fan! Played all versions of FF4 (except PSP) since 1992. Fav charas: Cecil, Kain, and Rydia.

User Info: LegendaryOozaru

LegendaryOozaru
3 years ago#6
Aegis_Runestone posted...
AC Jokes


The entire AC3 storyline.

User Info: bobbyrk

bobbyrk
3 years ago#7
Aegis_Runestone posted...
Yeah, they were. Ezio made a great bard. :)


While they were funny, I hated how they threw the entire concept of the Animus translating things out the window.

Seriously, what Ezio says when he's playing a bard, none of that would rhyme in Italian, Greek, or Turkish.
Behold the angry wizard putt-putt-putting away.
  1. Boards
  2. Assassin's Creed III
  3. [AC Jokes Thread] So...

Report Message

Terms of Use Violations:

Etiquette Issues:

Notes (optional; required for "Other"):
Add user to Ignore List after reporting

Topic Sticky

You are not allowed to request a sticky.

  • Topic Archived