Retro City Rampage really isn't that great. Once you get over the "Wow!! 8 bit GTA!!" thing the game falls apart. The forced humor also falls flat after the first half hour.
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But RCR was rated much higher than RCR was. And vgchartz states that the sales for RCR were higher than those of RCR as well.
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