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See, if Canadian and American players face each other in a 4 v 4 match of Halo, all would be equal until an American player dropped a controller. The sheer exertion of him bending over and trying to pick it up with his sausage fingers, combined with having to reach past the gut flab, would put the American team down a player for the next ten minutes. God forbid he falls over and disconnects the entire console.