The April Fools jokes on this message board today are pathetic.

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User Info: Sephiroth9704

Sephiroth9704
3 years ago#1
Every single one of you should feel bad and you should go back to flipping burgers and watching girls dance with other men.

User Info: Cpt_of_Industry

Cpt_of_Industry
3 years ago#2
I flip burgers for a living. It's so hard. I make only $7.25 an hour. Every day I worry and I work 10 hours a day, just so I can maybe pay my bills on time. I only make $100 a week and I live in closet.

And I love watching women dance with other men.

i find you unfunny sir and I am very offended.
The Jersey Guy

User Info: Johnny_Jon_117

Johnny_Jon_117
3 years ago#3
Cpt_of_Industry posted...
I flip burgers for a living. It's so hard. I make only $7.25 an hour. Every day I worry and I work 10 hours a day, just so I can maybe pay my bills on time. I only make $100 a week and I live in closet.

And I love watching women dance with other men.

i find you unfunny sir and I am very offended.

I really hope you mean this as there are people that don't even have a job and are struggling with this abyssal economy.
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User Info: Sephiroth9704

Sephiroth9704
3 years ago#4
Johnny_Jon_117 posted...
Cpt_of_Industry posted...
I flip burgers for a living. It's so hard. I make only $7.25 an hour. Every day I worry and I work 10 hours a day, just so I can maybe pay my bills on time. I only make $100 a week and I live in closet.

And I love watching women dance with other men.

i find you unfunny sir and I am very offended.

I really hope you mean this as there are people that don't even have a job and are struggling with this abyssal economy.


literally lmfao
'abysmal economy'
really bro

REALLY

its 2 easy right now

User Info: SterlingFox

SterlingFox
3 years ago#5
Sephiroth9704 posted...
Johnny_Jon_117 posted...
Cpt_of_Industry posted...
I flip burgers for a living. It's so hard. I make only $7.25 an hour. Every day I worry and I work 10 hours a day, just so I can maybe pay my bills on time. I only make $100 a week and I live in closet.

And I love watching women dance with other men.

i find you unfunny sir and I am very offended.

I really hope you mean this as there are people that don't even have a job and are struggling with this abyssal economy.


literally lmfao
'abysmal economy'
really bro

REALLY

its 2 easy right now


Yeah, man! XxSephirothrulzxX9704 is right!

The economy is great right now! Everybody is rich, and the unemployment rate is at an all-time low. Life is good.
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User Info: Thomas_Maple

Thomas_Maple
3 years ago#6
I thought mine was alright.
I'm > You.

User Info: Cpt_of_Industry

Cpt_of_Industry
3 years ago#7
I have a solution. Stop struggling. You're lazy.
The Jersey Guy

User Info: RAGEface14

RAGEface14
3 years ago#8
Johnny_Jon_117 posted...
Cpt_of_Industry posted...
I flip burgers for a living. It's so hard. I make only $7.25 an hour. Every day I worry and I work 10 hours a day, just so I can maybe pay my bills on time. I only make $100 a week and I live in closet.

And I love watching women dance with other men.

i find you unfunny sir and I am very offended.

I really hope you mean this as there are people that don't even have a job and are struggling with this abyssal economy.


social darwinism brah. If you're poor, it's because you're lazy.
RAGEface14
You must acquire a taste for freeform jazz

User Info: Spoke_Wrecker

Spoke_Wrecker
3 years ago#9
If you can't get a regular job, move to California and get your medical 215 card and grow marijuana for the collectives here in California. I make close to 40k a year, all 100% legal AND tax free money (because it's technically Medication). I always wanted to do what I love for a living... And I do.
What do I look like Mr Frank-****-For-Free? No doe, Hoe? You can't **** with me
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User Info: WFG_Elitest

WFG_Elitest
3 years ago#10
the only april fools joke was Halo 4 itself
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