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I am now Sale. I end up having a fun time slapping my tail against the floor and growing bananas in exchange for canned food. ...Except it's winter, so I can't grow bananas. What am I supposed to do now?!
Beedle...I shall charge the hero absurd prices (worse than Tingle deciphering in Wind Waker) for the simplest things. After one purchase, I buy Lon Lon Ranch and retire there (in a separate timeline where it's perfectly peaceful).
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