Best joke gets a bunch of level 50 oranges (legit, just tell me a great joke yo)

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User Info: thebobevil

4 years ago#61
Why are Eskimos like Tupperware?

Cos they both like a nice tight seal.

User Info: Sqweamish

4 years ago#62
Besthesda makes broken games
The community fixes them.
Nobody could fix Daggerfall.

User Info: kennykaos317

4 years ago#63
Knock knock.

Who's there?


9/11 who?

You swore you'd never forget.

User Info: Artician

4 years ago#64
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre!

Sorry, I just really like that one. ;)

User Info: JackTrips

4 years ago#65
Moar jokes!

In honor of this thread getting over 50 posts, I'll post my favorite joke:

A man walked into his psychiatrist's office. Despite the normal look on his face and his easygoing demeanor, he was completely naked. His only clothing was a single layer of plastic wrap.

His psychiatrist took one look at him and said, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

User Info: LewisDawg

4 years ago#66
FillyPhlyers posted...
Why'd the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

GT: Lewis Dawg

User Info: Masemune_100

4 years ago#67
Women's rights.
Who is the Milkman?

User Info: hauntbot

4 years ago#68

thats the joke!

HB: official trollschach of the relax boards

User Info: Dragonfable101

4 years ago#69
What's the difference between a Bass Player and a Picknick table?

A Picknick Table can support a family of four.
Remember that failure only occurs the moment you've decided you will no longer strive for success.
- Lysamus

User Info: thebobevil

4 years ago#70
My psychiatrist said that I'm a paranoid schizophrenic ... well, he didn't say it, but we know he's thinking it.

He put me on broad spectrum placebos for my hypochondria, but I'm not taking them ... I'm saving them up for a mock suicide attempt.

* * * * * * * * * *

A man after leaving a party very late one night decides to take a shortcut through the local graveyard.

After a minute or tow, he hears a tapping sound ... nervous now, he walks faster.

The sounds grows louder the further in to the graveyard he goes ...

Walking around the side of a large mausoleum, he finds an old man, a bag of tools beside him, kneeling down, workign away on the stone ...

"Damn, old timer! You nearly gave me a heart attack! What the hell are you doing out here so late working?"

The old man looks up at him with sad eyes and says, "They spelled my name wrong."
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