Funniest Quote in the Game?

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User Info: Jambi_Man

Jambi_Man
4 years ago#21
You lost me at 'instead of punching' - brick

out of my face, OUT OF MY FACE! - earl

Still don't make you any less of a skag sucker! - dave

Not the craziest, just my faves.
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User Info: Insani_T

Insani_T
4 years ago#22
Claptrap's response to the door's defense computer leading to Hero's Pass... "Don't worry baby. Happens to a lot of girls."

And when you set a rat on fire,... "I smell delicious!!!!!

And everything Torgue says.
GT = Thonolan

User Info: InfamousCarl

InfamousCarl
4 years ago#23
When the guy at Ellie's, that gives the volleyball quest, says "take my breath away"

User Info: Ducksaplenty

Ducksaplenty
4 years ago#24
"You can't make a shield! You'se a woman!"
The internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI

User Info: FAILUREtoreply

FAILUREtoreply
4 years ago#25
"I NOTICED YOU HAVEN'T Y SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe your weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!" - Face McShooty
And I'm all out of bubblegum

User Info: Voldavian

Voldavian
4 years ago#26
Anything Mr. Torgue says
Anything Tiny Tina says
Goliath: "I want to make face gravy"
Handsome Jack's entire Butt Stallion conversation.
Future benefits result from hard work, but laziness has immediate benefits today. GT: Unfcnbleevibl

User Info: Guitarshredderz

Guitarshredderz
4 years ago#27
This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all,"waaahh", and, he can't see where he's going, he's bumping into stuff, and ah... I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you're a total b****"
Gt: GuitarShredderz

User Info: TheBlueFalcon

TheBlueFalcon
4 years ago#28
Written words do not do it justice, so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf4GWJTzchY
w..(^ ^)...w ..........You just got
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User Info: CPT_Moose

CPT_Moose
4 years ago#29
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN SETTING YOU UP A SPONCER BUT I WAS TOO BUSY WRESTLING A SHARK WEARING A BOLO TIE. YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "TORGUE, WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE? YOU OR THE SHARK?" THE ANSWER. YES!!!

The whole FaceMcShooty convo.

Most of Tina's lines.


NOW NOTHING STANDS BETWEEN THE VAULT HUNTER AND THE NUMBER 2 RANKING!!!
Door locked.
PLOT TWIST!!!

Pretty much ALL of Torgue!!!
I, am, DA MOOOOOOOOSE *Chews Walnuts*
Fear Da Moosey

User Info: Tsuruke

Tsuruke
4 years ago#30
Kpt_Kapowski posted...
"Shoot me in the face!"
Anything Mr Torgue says.
Anything Claptrap says.

I agree!

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT!...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!

*When shot in the face* "THANK YOU!"

:)
XBL GT/PSN: Tsuruke.
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