Funniest Quote in the Game?

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User Info: abombt7

abombt7
4 years ago#61
I like most of what everyone quoted but some dialogue that I believe is completely underlooked is the Bagman's conversation with himself. That guy has a funny voice.

User Info: nro87

nro87
4 years ago#62
Anything that comes out of Torgue's or Claptrap's mouth. Especially the huge censorship rant Torgue goes on and his dialogue during the Flyboy incident.
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User Info: Tsuruke

Tsuruke
4 years ago#63
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWp5lZM9edA

The whole thing but skip to 1:36 -- including the end "TINA SAID GOODNIGHT MOXXI, SHOW'S OVER!!!"
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User Info: itchyoreo

itchyoreo
4 years ago#64
"Pluto's not a planet!"
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User Info: steakems1

steakems1
4 years ago#65
Marcus: Catch-a-gun.....urgh, I'm never doing that again

User Info: AlleRacing

AlleRacing
4 years ago#66
"Here's a bunch of money, just because I like you, and it is in no way payment for rendered services that neither of us will discuss publicly."
- Zed

"Old Clappy's havin' a shindig! You know, I'd go, but I ain't gonna."
- Scooter

"Well Tina, I'm 43, and the founder of the Torgue corporation..."
- Mr. Torgue

Really anything from Mr. Torgue, now tied with Zed for my favourite character.
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User Info: Game_king87

Game_king87
4 years ago#67
Claptrap: "Ugh--- AGAIN?! Jack's tearing Pandora apart to find the Vault. They say Jack's drilling operations are causing those earthquakes. That, or your mom just got outta bed. ZING!"

Minion! Those people are humans with lives...and families..and..and...I'm totally kidding. SCREW THOSE GUYS!

Come on Minion! LETS TEAR THIS PLANET A NEW A$$HOLE
You hear me, Jack? You killed my friends! You destroyed my product line! I am the last Claptrap in existence, AND I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE! (Hyperion bots show up) AAH! Minion, shield me with your face while I cloak my way over to the door controls!

Tiny Tina on your ECHO device: Sup, sucka? It's Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin' like this break it down! Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. KIIIIIIIIIILLLL JAAAAAAACCCCKKKK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina.

and ofc the whole Buttstallion talk with Jack was pretty funny
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User Info: Jambi_Man

Jambi_Man
4 years ago#68
Another set of quotes that I love are the last words of dying Hyperion personnel....

- "almost finished my comic collection"
- "almost paid off the house"
- "he had kids"
- "I was two weeks away from retirement"

Hi-larious, I mean, who is the company setting up mortgages on Pandora?! And this guy is a Hyperion commando, in his prime, with a gun, and he's about to 'retire'..... Love it.
TOOLarmy 4 life. Spiral Out.....

User Info: KaBoom1322

KaBoom1322
4 years ago#69
Anything dave says.

also the rant where claptrap is about to open the door to hero's pass only to be conquered by his greatest nemesis."STAIRS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!!

User Info: Foxravencroft

Foxravencroft
4 years ago#70
Hammerlock: Oh bloody balls, Ferovore is trademarked! I just- y'know what, sod it all- Bonerfarts; they're Bonerfarts from now on; kill a few more of them if you like, I don't care anymore
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