So since Frederick had an artist draw a naked poster of Chrom....

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Timbo418
4 years ago#101
Thanks a bunch. I sprayed half-chewed cereal all over my monitor at Owain's reaction.
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MegaWentEvil
4 years ago#102
Man, women are creeps.

At least men don't get away with being pigs!

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acherrylollipop
4 years ago#103
This Topic is clearly missing a link to this picture:

http://i.imgur.com/5G56gck.jpg

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finaleus
4 years ago#104
acherrylollipop posted...
This Topic is clearly missing a link to this picture:

http://i.imgur.com/5G56gck.jpg

oh my god

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Gold_Vanguard
4 years ago#105
acherrylollipop posted...
This Topic is clearly missing a link to this picture:

http://i.imgur.com/5G56gck.jpg


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User Info: SazukeEX

SazukeEX
4 years ago#106
Cordelia - There, I have done as Frederick has asked! I have put up all the posters!
Sumia - Whoa, that was fast! ...Hey, Cordelia?
Cordelia - Yes, Sumia?
Sumia - You posted them the wrong way. All I see is the back.
Cordelia - Huh? Well... I guess that makes sense and I "was" wondering why Frederick wanted me to post blank posters everywhere.
Sumia - Here let me... Ooof!
Cordelia - Sumia, are you okay?
Sumia - Yes. I mean no... Yes. Look, I'm fine. Let's just forget that.
Cordelia - (I would if you wouldn't keep reminding me every time you take a step...)
Sumia - Did you say something?
Cordelia - Me? Nooooo! Anyway, lets turn this poster around and...
Sumia - Gasp!
Cordelia - What's the mat...ter?
Sumia - C-Cordelia? How many did you post?
Cordelia - ....
Sumia - Cordelia?
Cordelia - I...
Sumia - ?
Cordelia - I am not worthy!!!
Sumia - Cordelia! Your nose is bleeding!
Cordelia - Ahhhh...
Sumia - She fainted?!
Sumia - ...
Sumia - ...For Cordelia's sake I must take down all these posters and.... Move them to a place where no one else may gaze upon them.
Sumia - ...This is for Cordelia! Yes, no other reason!
Soldier - ?

Frederick - Hey, Sumia-.... Is Cordelia alright? She looks feverish.
Cordelia - C-C-Chorm...Unworthy...Yes...More...Need...Please...Right...There...Yessss...
Sumia - Ahahaha... She'll be fine, all she needs is bed rest! So anyway, what did you need Frederick?
Frederick - Right. I was wondering if you've seen any missing posters as some of the soldiers reported seeing you take a great deal of them down earlier.
Sumia - I... Err... The measurements were wrong!
Frederick - GASP!
Sumia - So I had to take them down... For Captain Chrom's sake.
Frederick - Sumia! Thank you! I shall at once have this corrected!
Sumia - ...Wait. Before you go... Send me the newest copies.
Frederick - ?
Sumia - So that I can confirm that the measurements are right this time!
Frederick - Ah. Very well, I shall send you the latest prototype.
Sumia - Please do.
Frederick - ...?
Cordelia - ...Mmmh.
Sumia - Oh, you're awake!
Cordelia - What happened...?
Sumia - Nothing. You just passed out after seeing this. Here, look!
Cordelia - ...!
Sumia - Aaahhh! Cordelia, why'd you pass out again?! Is this my fault? It is my fault, isn't it?! Cordelia!!!

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Sully - Hey, Stahl. Check this out.
Stahl - Check what-OH GAWDS!
Sully - I know right? Who would have thought little Chrom had grown up after all, huh?
Stahl - Why are you showing me this?
Sully - Eh? What's the issue? Aren't you both men?
Stahl - That's not the point! Furthermore, how can you even tell that he has grown up?!
Sully - C'mon. Chrom and I are childhood friends and sometimes friends get curious!
Stahl - Wait... So when you were talking about Chrom beating you with a stick as a child...
Sully - Yeah, we would wallop on each other as kids for hours and when Chrom beat me I had to do what he said and vice versa.
Stahl - Oh gawds...
Sully - Hey, what's your problem?
Stahl - Nothing... Just that I see you in a whole new light now... And now I need to clear my head.
Sully - Hey! We could spar, I'll even let you try and beat me with Chrom's stick!
Stahl - PLEASE NO! Just... Let me sit here a bit.
Sully - Eh? What's your problem?
Chrom - S-Sully....
Sully - Hey, Chrom. ...Are you crying?
Chrom - The posters...
Sully - I know right! I'm surprised you're still in such great shape! C'mon, go grab your stick like when we were kids and let's go wallop on each other for a few hours!
Chrom - I... I would like that. I would like that very much.
Sully - 'Course you would! Just like old times!
Chrom - Do try to be gentle though, I'm tender at the moment.
Sully - Sorry, Chrom. The only way I know is rough.
Stahl - ...
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MarkofWisdom
4 years ago#107
This topic is tracked for sure. SazukeEx-you sir are a genius. This stuff is absolutely hilarious

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boarbaque
4 years ago#108
SazukeEX posted...


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Sully - Hey, Stahl. Check this out.
Stahl - Check what-OH GAWDS!
Sully - I know right? Who would have thought little Chrom had grown up after all, huh?
Stahl - Why are you showing me this?
Sully - Eh? What's the issue? Aren't you both men?
Stahl - That's not the point! Furthermore, how can you even tell that he has grown up?!
Sully - C'mon. Chrom and I are childhood friends and sometimes friends get curious!
Stahl - Wait... So when you were talking about Chrom beating you with a stick as a child...
Sully - Yeah, we would wallop on each other as kids for hours and when Chrom beat me I had to do what he said and vice versa.
Stahl - Oh gawds...
Sully - Hey, what's your problem?
Stahl - Nothing... Just that I see you in a whole new light now... And now I need to clear my head.
Sully - Hey! We could spar, I'll even let you try and beat me with Chrom's stick!
Stahl - PLEASE NO! Just... Let me sit here a bit.
Sully - Eh? What's your problem?
Chrom - S-Sully....
Sully - Hey, Chrom. ...Are you crying?
Chrom - The posters...
Sully - I know right! I'm surprised you're still in such great shape! C'mon, go grab your stick like when we were kids and let's go wallop on each other for a few hours!
Chrom - I... I would like that. I would like that very much.
Sully - 'Course you would! Just like old times!
Chrom - Do try to be gentle though, I'm tender at the moment.
Sully - Sorry, Chrom. The only way I know is rough.
Stahl - ...


this is fantastic

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ivanhellsing
4 years ago#109
this is the topic of the year so epic stuff XD
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SazukeEX
4 years ago#110
MarkofWisdom posted...
This topic is tracked for sure. SazukeEx-you sir are a genius. This stuff is absolutely hilarious


I just have a very creative mind.

I blame my childhood wasted away roleplaying.

Though that phase is gone it would seem that some things don't change no matter how much time has passed.
Hector x Farina - OTP of FE.
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