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User Info: TheCAWWItachi

TheCAWWItachi
3 years ago#1
What was your favorite? Mine was the divorce joke lol
at the end
Joel:That's awful
Ellie: you're awful
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User Info: gecko_man2

gecko_man2
3 years ago#2
What was the divorce joke? I never actually heard any of them.
"Well maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both live again. I dont know, I dont know, I dont know, dont think so."

User Info: TylenolWalrus

TylenolWalrus
3 years ago#3
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae bra.

Her deadpan tone when tellig the jokes kills me.
Flying Spaghetti Monster bless us all! RAmen.

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AssassinHawkins
3 years ago#4
*spoilers I suppose?*


Backwards poets write inverse.

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User Info: Windsan

Windsan
3 years ago#5
I really enjoyed the jokes. As corny as they were, they still cracked me up and kinda helped to briefly lighten the mood in a setting that lacked smiles/laughter nearly the entire game.

My favorite joke was the scarecrow one:

Ellie: "Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?"
Joel: "Why?"
Ellie: "Because his work in the field was out-standing"

Haha.

User Info: TheCAWWItachi

TheCAWWItachi
3 years ago#6
gecko_man2 posted...
What was the divorce joke? I never actually heard any of them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f39mBwbjKIE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Somewhere in there haha you missed out
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User Info: Blade_Of_Ice

Blade_Of_Ice
3 years ago#7
ellie: no matter how hard you push the envelope it'll always be stationary
me: 0.0 mind blown 0_0

User Info: TheCAWWItachi

TheCAWWItachi
3 years ago#8
TylenolWalrus posted...
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae bra.

Her deadpan tone when tellig the jokes kills me.


It was funny hearing her say them lol. Wish she had more though
I am Crowman, the mighty protector of the crowclan, fear my power and my crows, you can reach me with either the crow call or crow signal
CAWW!!! CAWW!!! CAWW!

User Info: TheCAWWItachi

TheCAWWItachi
3 years ago#9
Windsan posted...
I really enjoyed the jokes. As corny as they were, they still cracked me up and kinda helped to briefly lighten the mood in a setting that lacked smiles/laughter nearly the entire game.

My favorite joke was the scarecrow one:

Ellie: "Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?"
Joel: "Why?"
Ellie: "Because his work in the field was out-standing"

Haha.


So much this ^
I am Crowman, the mighty protector of the crowclan, fear my power and my crows, you can reach me with either the crow call or crow signal
CAWW!!! CAWW!!! CAWW!

User Info: TylenolWalrus

TylenolWalrus
3 years ago#10
TheCAWWItachi posted...
TylenolWalrus posted...
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae bra.

Her deadpan tone when tellig the jokes kills me.


It was funny hearing her say them lol. Wish she had more though


My favorite is this one, though:

A book fell on my head, I have only myself to blame... Wait... Hahaha... I messed it up.

Okay okay. A book fell on my head, I have only my shelf to blame.

I ruined it, didn't I?
Flying Spaghetti Monster bless us all! RAmen.

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