ITT: Make up a Trollfreak announcement

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User Info: Sobriquet835

Sobriquet835
4 years ago#41
Gen 6 is being released. If you want to catch any of the new pokemon, other than the fire/fighting, pure water and pure grass starters, you have to buy DLC packs to new areas where you can catch them in the wild. This is the only way you can get them. Each new area contains one new line that appears at a 1% rate. Each area costs $15.
Pfft, sig.

User Info: goldw

goldw
4 years ago#42
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/661226-pokemon-black-version-2/65116507
A child has a 40% chance of surviving if hit by Usain Bolt - S1nharvest
shiningpikablu252 4 years ago#43
<sarcasm>Dear Fanbase,

Everything Master_Albert says is correct.

Love,
Troll Freak</sarcasm>
I am a die hard Pokemon fan to the most, including the traditional hate of Yu-Gi-Oh.

User Info: lilaschildkrote

lilaschildkrote
4 years ago#44
Dear pokemon prayers,

We are pleased to inform you that pachirisu now evolves into deoxys.

Sank you very much for your time.
Official Golbez of the pokemon black2 and white2 boards.
Official Espeon of the Eevee Corps *Special Attack to the max*

User Info: Dragongod165

Dragongod165
4 years ago#45
Calling all adult Pokemon trainers!

We hope your Pokeballs are prepared for what we have in store for you!

Coming straight to DVD in the next few months are a few Pokemon films where you won't even need a Silph Scope to see everything...

Lickitung My Clefairy
Geodudes Gone Wild
Weedle Used Harden

Stay tuned for details on how to join in on these 18+ adventures...
"So it's a game of betrayal, then...?"

User Info: Trailblazer34

Trailblazer34
4 years ago#46
Flareon gets Flare Blitz!!!!!

...right as two more, infinitely more interesting Eeveelutions are announced.

User Info: muffin_mans_bro

muffin_mans_bro
4 years ago#47
*Video starts with Iwata in a banana suit staring at the camera*

*a Flareon appears on-screen and iwata starts shoving his his head up it's rectum*

*an offscreen voice shouts "FLAREON! Get this guy off (or out) of you with Flare Blitz!", but nothing happens and the rest of the video consists of that Flareon getting sexually abused*

*Flareon still cannot learn Flare Blitz...that is the news...*

...yup...that's the best I can think of...
Oh Do you knooow the muffin_mans_bro, the muffin_mans_bro, the muffin_mans_bro?
Do you knooow the muffin_mans_bro, who lives on...*hic*...lulz I forget...

User Info: ADHDguitar

ADHDguitar
4 years ago#48
EA games. Challenge everything.
Still waiting for Diddy Kong Racing 2

User Info: Insanititious

Insanititious
4 years ago#49
muffin_mans_bro posted...
*Video starts with Iwata in a banana suit staring at the camera*

*a Flareon appears on-screen and iwata starts shoving his his head up it's rectum*

*an offscreen voice shouts "FLAREON! Get this guy off (or out) of you with Flare Blitz!", but nothing happens and the rest of the video consists of that Flareon getting sexually abused*

*Flareon still cannot learn Flare Blitz...that is the news...*

...yup...that's the best I can think of...


What is this.

I don't even . . .
Proud Member of Team Galactic. G.

User Info: gamester_12345

gamester_12345
4 years ago#50
"We're making a totally new game where the choices player made during the events of every 3rd version (Sans Yellow) has effected the plot, the next game in the series will have the player starting off the Professors' Aide, who eventually becomes entangled in a time-clash calamity; it's up to you with Red, Gold, Ruby, Diamond, Hilbert and Nate to deal with the paradoxes caused by Dialga and Palkia.....somehow Cyrus bypassed the time ripple and eventually escaped from the Reverse World due to The 3 Orbs handed to you by the Shadow Triad in Gen V.

Oh, and it isn't a traditional RPG, it's a tower defence slash hack 'em slash slash Visual Novel, we hope you enjoy it!, oh and you're the Pokemon Jesus Christ!, you just won't know until Your Rival recklessly pulls a tail of a Ninetails and becomes cursed to wander the earth in the form of a Gengar, whilst you willfully blank your memory to come back in Pokemon-form"



But being serious, i hope they put Porygon back into the Anime, he wasn't even the one who caused the Seizures, Pikachu did, plus Porygon didn't launch the missles....
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