Guide on how to look pro in every post you make.

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User Info: imthestuntman

imthestuntman
4 years ago#1
1. Mention that you were carrying everyone on your team because the other team was really good, you were just better.

2. Mention that you got more than 1 vsat. They arent that hard to get so who really will question you.

3. Say somewhat difficult tasks like getting a vsat are easy.

4. Mention getting hate mail, you dont need to get in the specifics of what they said.

5. Never admit to camping. No one knows what you did to (easily) get that vsat unless they watch the film so who cares.

6. Never mention you were playing with friends. Real pros beat randoms han style (solo.)

7. Say that a gun is bad that everyone thinks is bad, but make sure to point out you are still really good with it.

8. Remember that guy that just beat you badly? Write down his gamertag and post it anytime anyone says you are full of it, hopefully they dont look beyond his inflated k/d to notice the lack of validity to any of your claims.

9. Disagree with the best weapon being the best one, but say that an obscure weapon is better. No one has tried it for an extended period anyways so its not like they know.

10. Call anyone that disagrees with you bad. If they still disagree call them jealous.

11. Never accept any challenges from any board members. Make sure to make your made up excuse sound somewhat legit (note, my internet isnt working is only. Valid excuse if you are smart enough to make up a place you are using the internet from currently.)

12. Figure out who the genuinely good players on the board are. Always agree with them, but add a slight variation to what they say they do, in order to make it seem like you came up with a better way yourself.

13. Never admit you were wrong. Or died more than 10 times in a match. Bonus points if you make it seem like those 4 deaths you claim to have were an abnormally high number for you.

14. Claim that commonly held beliefs about things that are good in the game are pointless, obviously everyone else isnt good and cant use other stuff to its full potential.

15. Mention how good you were in past games, people are a lot less likely to check past titles stats than current ones since that involves changing discs.

16. Claim that everyone who even glances at their radar is just using it as a crutch, real pros dont need it.

17. Whatever pro gamers use you say you use. Never admit you are worse then them, but never flat out state you are better. Just imply it. A lot.

18. Claim this game is the worst in the series. Be sure to emphasize you are still good at it regardless.

19. Say there is awful lag, but that despite dealing with it you still always do well.

20. Pretend to be super mature, calling others kid seems like a great way to do this. Always use impeccable grammar to further emphasize it.

Am i forgetting anything? No. Because that would open up the possibility that i was wrong when i hit post. (See number 13)
I whole heartedly despise IGN. Bad reviews and incorrect information.

User Info: fatclemenza

fatclemenza
4 years ago#2
eveything's in order here
His days of asking are all gone, his fight goes on, and on, and on
But he thinks that the fight is worth it all, so he strikes like Thunderball

User Info: Lerthyr

Lerthyr
4 years ago#3
fatclemenza posted...
eveything's in order here
RIP Sacred_Asylum 4/1/13
Watching you play SnD is like watching Mozart paint a picture. It's absolutely beautiful. -supercoolisaac

User Info: awsomeedgar77

awsomeedgar77
4 years ago#4
You forgot don't accept any challenges on these boards because of some random excuse.
http://m.gamefaqs.com/boards/615803-the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim/62287165
Bang.

User Info: Killerinstinx

Killerinstinx
4 years ago#5
9/10 would use.
Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.
IGN:KillerInstinx

User Info: imthestuntman

imthestuntman
4 years ago#6
awsomeedgar77 posted...
You forgot don't accept any challenges on these boards because of some random excuse.


No i didnt. And even if i did i cant admit it because of number 13.
I whole heartedly despise IGN. Bad reviews and incorrect information.

User Info: SinCityKid

SinCityKid
4 years ago#7
sticky requested

User Info: hobs2605

hobs2605
4 years ago#8
From: SinCityKid | #007
sticky requested
GameFAQs: Trolls trolling trolls.

User Info: imthestuntman

imthestuntman
4 years ago#9
If this gets stickied then all board members shall become pro gamers, making these the best boards out there for cod!
I whole heartedly despise IGN. Bad reviews and incorrect information.

User Info: ageofrocking

ageofrocking
4 years ago#10
hobs2605 posted...
From: SinCityKid | #007
sticky requested
Won't change this sig until the Philadelphia Eagles win the Super Bowl.
11-4-08
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